AI Battle FINALE! KRATOS VS BOWSER!

[00:00:00] What's your go-to grub when you gasping off the grizzy?

[00:00:33] Excuse me?

[00:00:39] It's some fucking stupid thing. I don't know if it's just the apex thing, but the apex community, there was this streamer, Lou, he's fucking funny.

[00:00:48] He's like reading his chat and someone asked him, Lou, what's your go-to grub when you gasping off the grizzy?

[00:00:53] And he's like, you guys are not real.

[00:00:56] That's some hip lingo.

[00:01:02] I'll never understand fucking young kids, man.

[00:01:04] Just kids coming up with their own fucking language.

[00:01:07] He's young too, though. He's like, you guys are not real.

[00:01:09] Like, what the fuck is this?

[00:01:11] Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of The Elder Trolls Gaming Podcast.

[00:01:15] If you are new in joining us today, we are three brothers who get together and talk about gaming.

[00:01:20] We may also talk tech, TV, movies and other nerdy geeky stuff too.

[00:01:26] I am Nasty Nate.

[00:01:28] And I'm Dandolf the Wise.

[00:01:30] And I'm T-Z-John-O.

[00:01:32] Scratch that. Reverse it.

[00:01:36] Now you've got them all confused.

[00:01:41] Well, well, just reverse that.

[00:01:43] Well, and today we will be finishing.

[00:01:48] Finally finishing the A.I. video game character Battle Royale Fighting Tournament.

[00:01:53] It has come to an end.

[00:01:55] Wow.

[00:01:56] Fellas, a lot of our listeners are probably happy that this is ending.

[00:02:01] I'm happy this is ending.

[00:02:05] It's been a while, but it was quite the endeavor to take on from the beginning.

[00:02:11] I didn't think it was going to take this long, but here we are.

[00:02:15] We finished.

[00:02:17] Yes, we finished it.

[00:02:18] So we've got the final fight for you guys at the end of this episode.

[00:02:23] But first of all, how's everyone doing?

[00:02:25] Hey, I'm hot. How's everyone doing?

[00:02:27] So pretty good. Tired.

[00:02:29] Yeah, no real complaints.

[00:02:31] We got some hockey last night.

[00:02:34] Oh, so you did. I was going to ask.

[00:02:36] Yeah, we've got company this weekend.

[00:02:39] I was sore yesterday before hockey from Wednesday night hockey,

[00:02:44] which I took a beating, a beating and I fell a couple of times.

[00:02:48] Got tripped three times, got tripped three times.

[00:02:51] And then I think I got hit once.

[00:02:54] So I got who you playing with fucking savages.

[00:02:58] I don't know. It's just just hard body, man.

[00:03:01] Hard body hockey.

[00:03:03] And I fell once on my ass like my full body weight on my right butt cheek.

[00:03:09] And it like sent a shockwave through my body and it hurt my neck.

[00:03:14] So I was like, and I was just sore from that.

[00:03:17] And then last night it was fucking sore.

[00:03:18] I didn't fall at all last night.

[00:03:20] Pretty crazy.

[00:03:21] Wow.

[00:03:22] Wow.

[00:03:23] You know what I did do though?

[00:03:24] Good work.

[00:03:25] Like four assists and a goal.

[00:03:26] That's pretty sick.

[00:03:28] Wow.

[00:03:29] Yeah, I got a nice.

[00:03:30] I got a nice goal to cut in front right to the five hole.

[00:03:35] Yeah, I saw that.

[00:03:36] If I didn't happen, like your skate at the puck in the net was a sweet goal to click cut to Nathaniel fucking falling on his ass.

[00:03:46] Just escape nudging the puck into that.

[00:03:48] Oh, I said I didn't fall.

[00:03:50] Okay.

[00:03:51] It wouldn't happen if I was on the ice.

[00:03:52] I was on the bench.

[00:03:53] I remember it from the bench.

[00:03:55] I think it would have happened because I got it was not stopping me.

[00:03:59] I was not stopping me there.

[00:04:01] Four goals and I can assist.

[00:04:03] So not a big deal.

[00:04:05] Yeah, just just shows that I'm more of a team player.

[00:04:08] See, I get four assists to one goal.

[00:04:10] Jonathan gets four goals and was just like how we used to do in the in our soccer when we were kids.

[00:04:15] Jonathan would score like 10 goals a game, but I would just have all the assists.

[00:04:19] Well, you know, someone's got to finish and then and then Jonathan, they told Jonathan he couldn't play anymore.

[00:04:25] I remember that.

[00:04:26] You can't play anymore.

[00:04:28] Pass.

[00:04:29] No, no, because I scored two my goals, but I was any though.

[00:04:33] He was like one year older than everybody.

[00:04:35] But like, yeah, because there is no age division for my age.

[00:04:39] So all of our all of us not that much older.

[00:04:42] Like that's I know I wouldn't I can't see how that'd be a concern.

[00:04:45] Oh, kids, kids.

[00:04:48] You can only score five goals game or not play.

[00:04:51] Yeah, I was like 12 playing with 10 year olds, I guess.

[00:04:55] Yeah, maybe all of the other 12.

[00:04:58] There were other 12 year olds too and they fucking sucked.

[00:05:00] So they sucked.

[00:05:02] Fuck you.

[00:05:03] It's just that Camp Holy Blood, the Camp Holy Blood.

[00:05:06] You can't stop it.

[00:05:07] You remember when I need Nigel in the head?

[00:05:10] Mm hmm.

[00:05:11] And then after that, I kicked him in the balls.

[00:05:14] Oh, yes, that's right.

[00:05:17] Like the same game, the same play like Jonathan.

[00:05:21] Because like I was running at the net and I like made a play for the ball and I got it past him and scored.

[00:05:25] But I tried to jump over him because he was the goalie and he went down and my knee smashed him right in the fucking forehead.

[00:05:31] And Nathaniel was like sliding in and kicked him right in the groin.

[00:05:36] Like on the same fucking play.

[00:05:39] Just like this kid is.

[00:05:41] There's no stopping the Camp Holy Brothers.

[00:05:44] Fucking ridiculous.

[00:05:45] That's so stupid.

[00:05:48] But that hurt my knee really bad.

[00:05:50] I was like, I never do that.

[00:05:52] Who the fuck is Nigel?

[00:05:53] Nigel.

[00:05:54] That sounds familiar.

[00:05:55] I don't know.

[00:05:56] Anyway, that's funny.

[00:05:57] I never knew that.

[00:05:58] I got some new tech toys, boys.

[00:05:59] What do you think?

[00:06:00] Look at these bad boys.

[00:06:01] Hearing aids.

[00:06:02] Let's see these.

[00:06:03] These are in ear monitors, IEMs, Kiwi ears, Kiwi ears, orchestra lights.

[00:06:09] That's what they're called.

[00:06:10] And yeah, they're nice.

[00:06:12] And you know what?

[00:06:13] I used my other my old ones on the PlayStation downstairs.

[00:06:16] I keep them downstairs.

[00:06:17] Oh, yeah.

[00:06:18] And when I put them on, I was just like, oh, like after listening to these, it was just like muddy and like muffled.

[00:06:26] That's all I can really describe it.

[00:06:28] Like the clarity.

[00:06:30] Clarity.

[00:06:31] Yes.

[00:06:32] They were this very muffled and the separation of the sounds isn't good frequencies.

[00:06:38] Yeah.

[00:06:39] Whereas these have like eight different little drivers inside.

[00:06:43] So eight speakers almost inside.

[00:06:45] Oh my God.

[00:06:46] So like everything is separated very well, whereas the other one only had two.

[00:06:50] So they don't have that work.

[00:06:52] So each one of the or Jonathan, each one of those drivers would have a better frequency response to the EQ, I suppose.

[00:06:59] Right.

[00:07:00] Each one of those.

[00:07:01] Well, they little little speaker like crossed over at different frequencies.

[00:07:05] Okay.

[00:07:06] Except and then your other ones like one tweeters.

[00:07:08] There's a little mirror.

[00:07:09] The other one speaker that just getting getting all that information.

[00:07:13] Yeah.

[00:07:14] Yeah.

[00:07:15] So yeah, but I mean, I tried these on the PlayStation and I didn't really like it.

[00:07:20] It was too too hot, like too bright.

[00:07:25] There was you know what I mean?

[00:07:27] And you can't you can't adjust that on PlayStation.

[00:07:29] So I was like, I'm not going to use these.

[00:07:31] That's kind of why.

[00:07:32] That's interesting.

[00:07:33] I guess that's kind of why because I bought that Aventone MixCube, that little like mono square speaker that I have set up on top of my piano.

[00:07:43] It only has one driver in it.

[00:07:44] So if you sum your mix to mono and listen through that, you can you can hear like what needs work so that it will translate to a speaker or a monitor or an in-ear speaker that only has so much capability of output in terms of frequency.

[00:08:00] So it's nice.

[00:08:01] It gives you an opportunity to.

[00:08:03] So people using those kind of monitors potentially could make their mixes sound pretty good on the other ones that you don't like in comparison.

[00:08:13] Because it works the same way, right?

[00:08:15] Yeah, I do have to EQ them a bit on the computer though.

[00:08:18] Like they're they're a bit forward in the mid range, which I don't really like.

[00:08:23] It kind of sounds I don't know how to describe it like honky a bit.

[00:08:28] Yes.

[00:08:29] I'm not a fan of mids.

[00:08:30] No, but but it's weird because all of these IEMs like all of them.

[00:08:35] There's this frequency response curve that I guess that they all try to reproduce called the Harmon Curve.

[00:08:41] Have you ever heard of this?

[00:08:42] You know, the California smile, the Harmon Curve.

[00:08:46] It's like, oh, maybe that's what it is.

[00:08:48] It's like a certain curve, but like it's jacked up from like two kilohertz to fucking eight kilohertz.

[00:08:56] Yeah, that might be the California smile.

[00:08:58] It's like, why?

[00:08:59] It's very popular in Red Hot Chili Peppers and all those like 90s like the loudness wars.

[00:09:06] You know what the loudness wars is?

[00:09:08] Just a mid scoop.

[00:09:09] Yeah, but it's like cranked on the high end.

[00:09:12] It's not a mid scoop.

[00:09:13] That's what I had to do to it.

[00:09:14] Like I had to bring it down in the mids because I look at this frequency response and like reviews and stuff and it's fucking like like literally like six to 10 dB jacked up

[00:09:26] from like 2K to fucking like, why do they do this?

[00:09:30] That Harmon Curve is a horrible curve.

[00:09:33] Like why would you want that?

[00:09:34] Yeah, like I said, people don't know anything.

[00:09:36] And so car systems like car manufacturers now they'll just be like fucking treble, treble, treble, treble, treble.

[00:09:42] No bass because like everyone just wants to hear all the crisp detail and the presence, right?

[00:09:47] Everybody loves fucking presence in the mix.

[00:09:52] This is my curve.

[00:09:53] You want presence and detail.

[00:09:54] You want the mids.

[00:09:55] I hate the mids.

[00:09:56] They make it sound like I'm fucking singing through a plastic cup.

[00:09:59] It's horrible.

[00:10:00] It is horrible, horrible, horrible.

[00:10:02] But they say that mids are what we are sensitive to.

[00:10:05] Like our ears can only hear so much.

[00:10:08] And so like, you know, up near 2K or something is where things are going to stand out to us.

[00:10:13] It's like, yeah, I get that.

[00:10:14] But I'm not going to boost my voice at 2K for instance, because it just sounds like telephone frequencies.

[00:10:19] That's all 2K is.

[00:10:21] I don't want that in my voice in a track.

[00:10:23] Like, I don't know.

[00:10:24] I don't get it.

[00:10:25] It doesn't make any sense to me, but whatever.

[00:10:27] What the fuck do I know?

[00:10:28] No.

[00:10:29] So I use the Dolby Access app there.

[00:10:31] I use the Dolby app and use the EQ and it sounds fucking sweet.

[00:10:35] I just kind of put it down a little, put it down in the mids.

[00:10:38] Set it how you like it.

[00:10:40] Take out all that damn presence.

[00:10:44] Well, boys, I'm going on vacation in a week.

[00:10:48] In one week.

[00:10:49] Where are you going?

[00:10:50] Mexico.

[00:10:51] Mexico.

[00:10:52] Where the dinosaur asteroid hit or comet?

[00:10:56] What?

[00:10:57] Huh?

[00:10:58] Huh?

[00:10:59] The Yukonai Peninsula.

[00:11:00] You could talk.

[00:11:01] You can tan.

[00:11:02] You can tan.

[00:11:03] So you're going to the Mayan Riviera.

[00:11:05] Yes.

[00:11:06] Where you went before.

[00:11:07] No, Kenkun.

[00:11:08] Yes.

[00:11:09] Is that where they say the asteroid landed?

[00:11:12] It is.

[00:11:13] Is this news?

[00:11:15] Did I know this?

[00:11:16] What?

[00:11:17] The Gulf of Mexico?

[00:11:18] Isn't the Gulf of Mexico from that?

[00:11:20] Yeah, that big.

[00:11:21] Oh, the giant crater.

[00:11:22] Going there.

[00:11:23] I'm going to look for some dinosaur bones.

[00:11:25] You know, going to go on excursions.

[00:11:27] My hat.

[00:11:28] Are you staying in the same spot we did before?

[00:11:30] No, we found another place.

[00:11:32] I'm going with 27 people.

[00:11:35] Oh, my God.

[00:11:37] So I'm just going to smoke cigars and drink Miami Vice for a week.

[00:11:43] That's it.

[00:11:44] Maybe do some snorkeling.

[00:11:46] The place I went to last time, the like it was all manmade beach.

[00:11:50] You know, so it's all rocky and shitty.

[00:11:52] I don't believe this.

[00:11:53] This place is manmade, so should be pretty good news.

[00:11:59] Some news is we hit 500 subs on YouTube, which is pretty cool.

[00:12:04] Thank you, everybody.

[00:12:05] Thank you.

[00:12:06] Thank you.

[00:12:07] Now I can work on set up the store there.

[00:12:10] I'm going to make a YouTube video.

[00:12:12] I think.

[00:12:13] Wow.

[00:12:14] Holy shit.

[00:12:15] Wow.

[00:12:16] I can't believe it.

[00:12:17] I can't believe it.

[00:12:18] Wow.

[00:12:19] Really?

[00:12:20] Yeah.

[00:12:21] Wow.

[00:12:22] Cool.

[00:12:23] I've made a YouTube video before fucking idiot.

[00:12:25] So what was the last time you made a fucking YouTube video?

[00:12:28] I don't know.

[00:12:29] Rewars, D re was D video.

[00:12:32] That was like, I don't know, a couple of months ago.

[00:12:34] You know,

[00:12:35] Wow.

[00:12:37] Well,

[00:12:38] I'm going to try to make more VR stuff because my VR is

[00:12:42] collected dust.

[00:12:43] Dust off the old gut and get back into it.

[00:12:46] Get back and playing a little bone store.

[00:12:49] That drumming game is.

[00:12:50] There was some pretty cool VR games that have been released since I did my

[00:12:53] VR PS VR to review that I'd like to try out Apollo 13.

[00:12:59] The Lost Tapes looks pretty sick.

[00:13:02] It's like a space.

[00:13:04] Oh, my God.

[00:13:05] Or VR.

[00:13:06] Can you shoot in space and be like?

[00:13:09] Yeah.

[00:13:10] Like floating.

[00:13:11] It's only like 25 bucks.

[00:13:12] So I'll probably pick it up.

[00:13:14] All right.

[00:13:15] Before we get into game time,

[00:13:16] I just want to put it out there that we do have a merch store,

[00:13:18] which will can be found in the link of the description and on our

[00:13:23] socials and all that kind of stuff.

[00:13:25] So go check our merch store out, support the show if you want designed

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[00:13:32] Yes.

[00:13:33] And soon they'll be on the YouTube channel.

[00:13:35] So hopefully those 500 subscribers maybe might look there.

[00:13:40] Maybe that'd be cool.

[00:13:41] Maybe.

[00:13:42] Anyway, let's get into game time.

[00:13:45] Okay.

[00:13:52] All right.

[00:13:53] Welcome to game time.

[00:13:59] Keep watching the skis.

[00:14:02] Sound like the sound like the guy from was it from being some

[00:14:06] but head or Simpsons?

[00:14:08] The guys.

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:10] Oh yeah.

[00:14:11] Nerdy Simpsons.

[00:14:12] The skis.

[00:14:13] Keep watching the skis.

[00:14:15] Oh, it's guys.

[00:14:16] All right.

[00:14:17] What are we playing?

[00:14:18] What are we playing?

[00:14:19] What are we playing?

[00:14:20] Well, actually I'll start.

[00:14:21] I've got some interesting stuff, which you guys,

[00:14:24] I don't know if you knew about, but you may find this interesting.

[00:14:27] So Megan and I have been playing a Netflix video game.

[00:14:31] I don't know if you guys have tried this yet.

[00:14:33] What?

[00:14:34] No, but they've got video games on Netflix now.

[00:14:36] I don't know.

[00:14:38] I would never have done it.

[00:14:41] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:14:42] We saw it come up.

[00:14:43] I think it's like in beta mode right now.

[00:14:45] And I think it's only for certain.

[00:14:47] I don't know if it might be only for certain subscription plans,

[00:14:50] because I think she checked her account and she doesn't have,

[00:14:53] or she didn't see the option to play.

[00:14:55] And I'm you might need the four K like a big dog one.

[00:14:58] Yeah.

[00:14:59] So, so I thought we saw it come up.

[00:15:01] We were like, what the hell?

[00:15:02] I don't know.

[00:15:03] I don't know.

[00:15:04] I don't know.

[00:15:05] So, so I thought we saw it come up.

[00:15:07] We were like, what the hell?

[00:15:08] So we sat down a few nights for like several hours and just kind of played through one of them called almost gone.

[00:15:15] And it's like a they're kind of like one of those games like you play with the remote of your TV.

[00:15:23] Yeah. How do you play with it?

[00:15:24] No, no.

[00:15:25] You have to you have to use a QR code.

[00:15:27] You scan with your phone, which then becomes the controller.

[00:15:32] So your touch screen phone becomes the controller and there's like, you know, X and A or A and B.

[00:15:37] And there's a there's like an analog joystick in the circle of a thing.

[00:15:41] So that's how you get into it.

[00:15:44] You press you press play whatever it saves your your progress based on your account, obviously.

[00:15:50] And this game is called almost gone.

[00:15:52] And it's it's pretty trippy so far.

[00:15:54] But it's actually been very cool.

[00:15:56] And we don't we have two more chapters left.

[00:15:59] I think there's five total and we've played the first three, which have taken us anywhere from an hour and a half, an hour to like two hours to do each chapter.

[00:16:09] I think it depends on what you're missing because it's one of those it's one of those games where, you know,

[00:16:15] each chapter has a bunch of different shit you have to inspect in the rooms.

[00:16:18] And it's basically it takes you through these rooms of this house.

[00:16:22] Like it's clearly they're setting up a story.

[00:16:24] We just don't quite know where it's going yet.

[00:16:26] I have some inkling, but I don't know at all.

[00:16:29] But it's kind of like this trippy sort of nightmare thing going on where you're in this house and you have to just navigate through all these different rooms.

[00:16:36] And it's almost like you're going through memories and you're looking at all these things in the rooms and you're it's like clues kind of thing.

[00:16:41] You're investigating clues and reading what these mean.

[00:16:43] And then you have to find items to unlock certain doors that go move through that and blah, blah, blah.

[00:16:49] So kind of cool.

[00:16:51] And again, it's just one of those it's almost like scavenger hunt slash escape room type.

[00:16:57] I mean, I guess where you're like, oh shit.

[00:17:00] OK, clue to this leads to this item, which will help us do that.

[00:17:03] Remember that thing we remembered half an hour ago?

[00:17:05] I think that's what it's going to be used for and blah, blah, blah.

[00:17:07] So you have to go back a little bit to your other room.

[00:17:11] So it's been keeping us busy.

[00:17:13] And I don't again, we don't know where it's going.

[00:17:16] But very cool.

[00:17:19] Very cool. The graphics are kind of like.

[00:17:24] They're cool. The graphics are kind of like.

[00:17:28] I don't know how to describe it.

[00:17:30] I played this game like very.

[00:17:32] Yeah, yeah.

[00:17:34] It's like you just see the room.

[00:17:36] Is that all it is?

[00:17:37] Like you just see it.

[00:17:38] Yeah, but you have to room and rotate it.

[00:17:40] Yeah. And you have to rotate it because the colors are like kind of pockets.

[00:17:44] Yeah, you'll see certain pockets of rooms that you're like, oh shit,

[00:17:47] I wouldn't have known that was there if I didn't rotate.

[00:17:49] And you sometimes do forget to rotate.

[00:17:51] You're like, what the fuck do we do?

[00:17:53] Like, I don't we've been sitting here for half an hour.

[00:17:55] We don't know what we need, but it's because you didn't rotate a room

[00:17:57] and you didn't see this one thing.

[00:18:01] Like we were stuck on one level for a while is because I didn't

[00:18:05] investigate a record like a vinyl on a box.

[00:18:10] But the thing is, the hitboxes can be a little shit.

[00:18:13] So you're like, if you if I I'm pretty sure that I tapped right next to that

[00:18:18] record or right on that record.

[00:18:20] And it was like, oh, it said something that I've already seen before.

[00:18:22] Like, OK, can you see the hitboxes can be a little no, no.

[00:18:27] The hitboxes can be a little tricky.

[00:18:29] So like if you want to tap on a very specific thing, you have to be

[00:18:32] precise because that could be the difference between you sitting there

[00:18:35] for half an hour being stuck and then not.

[00:18:38] I wonder if they're all kind of like that, like it's kind of like a

[00:18:41] phone game, like a game you would like play on your phone.

[00:18:44] Yeah, I guess so.

[00:18:46] But instead, you're just casting it to your TV and it's nice and big, I guess.

[00:18:49] Yeah.

[00:18:50] But it's been it's been kind of fucking trippy.

[00:18:52] Like it's it's kind of dark and twisty and like, you know, the parents,

[00:18:57] obviously, parents, something like.

[00:19:03] Yeah, I think I think that you're the child of a parent of a couple who

[00:19:08] like split up because of X reason.

[00:19:09] I don't know if I should say too much because like you just learn more and

[00:19:12] more as you keep playing.

[00:19:13] But there's definitely like some dark nightmarish kind of shit.

[00:19:17] And you're just like, what the fuck is going on?

[00:19:19] I'm just like wondering if you're like dead or something.

[00:19:23] I don't know.

[00:19:24] But I only came to that conclusion early on.

[00:19:27] And I have no idea why I think that.

[00:19:30] Yes, it's weird.

[00:19:32] A ghost child that's interacting, scaring the parents, a pirate ghost child.

[00:19:37] Yeah, but it's almost like a it's not you're not in the reality of the life

[00:19:42] that you live, though. It's like some fake.

[00:19:44] It's almost like some weird the upside down representation of the reality.

[00:19:50] Yeah, it's weird.

[00:19:51] So anyway, very, very interesting.

[00:19:53] But the title is called Almost Gone.

[00:19:55] So if you guys want to like just, you know, if you're fucking bored one day

[00:19:58] and you want to just try them out, my I don't have Netflix.

[00:20:02] All right.

[00:20:04] What else? What else?

[00:20:06] Oh, yeah. We were playing a shit ton of Mario Party again,

[00:20:10] but I think we were playing the first one that came out and the fucking AI

[00:20:13] in the very first like like for 64 is it 64?

[00:20:17] No, no, no. For Switch.

[00:20:19] I think there's two of us which we've played one of the superstars prior.

[00:20:24] Yeah. And I think we just played the normal one.

[00:20:26] Well, we were playing that and I was just like, let's put it on hard this time

[00:20:29] because we had it on normal last time we played and they were just super easy.

[00:20:33] But even on hard, it's like, OK, give me a challenge.

[00:20:36] So I was like, next time we'll put it on.

[00:20:39] Let's put it on like extra hard.

[00:20:42] Maybe that might be a little bit more challenging.

[00:20:44] Extra hard.

[00:20:45] Uber. Yeah.

[00:20:46] Yeah. We tried it on hard and I was like, OK, we can still manage this very easily.

[00:20:50] And then there's an extra hard level.

[00:20:52] But some of the mini games, man, are fucking fun.

[00:20:54] Like I and but also there's one where you're like you're in a I don't know,

[00:20:59] sewing box with like a bunch of needles pinned in the cushion.

[00:21:02] And you have to like wrap, you have to match the diagram of like the sewing thread

[00:21:08] that they propose and you have to like match it with your partner

[00:21:11] and drag it around like the needles and shit and match the same pattern.

[00:21:15] I was like, how the fuck?

[00:21:18] I swear there's no way I was able to figure them out.

[00:21:20] But somehow I did. And I was like, oh, OK.

[00:21:22] But I think that's just how bad the A.I. is.

[00:21:24] They're just like stumbling around and they don't get it done in the right amount of time.

[00:21:28] But yeah, a lot of fun mini games.

[00:21:29] My favorite is definitely the baseball one, believe it or not.

[00:21:33] It's a fucking blast because you got some of these bulls like

[00:21:37] you're sliding around like the little things you have to catch the ball.

[00:21:39] And if they catch it, obviously they lose.

[00:21:41] They strike out and you have to use the joystick to like pull back

[00:21:44] the spring launcher for pitching.

[00:21:46] But there's different there's different doors in the outfield

[00:21:50] that you have to hit the ball in.

[00:21:51] There's like one star, two star, three star, whatever double, triple.

[00:21:56] It's almost like darts.

[00:21:57] And then there's a door in the back of the castle wall that's a four star.

[00:22:01] And you can obviously hit it back there, but it's behind the pitchers mound

[00:22:04] and the like the shock or the spring pitcher.

[00:22:08] So I don't know how we can get it back there.

[00:22:11] We have not figured that out yet.

[00:22:13] I was like, I want to hit it back there.

[00:22:15] Obviously you can because it's got stars on it just like the other doors.

[00:22:18] So you can clearly and I just don't know how to do it.

[00:22:21] There's no other way to fucking hit the ball.

[00:22:23] You just press A or whatever at X amount of time.

[00:22:26] You can move on the on the the you just don't do it.

[00:22:30] It's probably just like the home run setting, no?

[00:22:35] Yeah, I guess.

[00:22:36] Just the right right time.

[00:22:38] It'll blast.

[00:22:39] I don't know.

[00:22:40] It'll blast it out of the we have not.

[00:22:42] We have not done it yet, but there's a lot of fun with student.

[00:22:45] You got like the acorn shaker one too.

[00:22:47] So you got to use the controller for like, you know, feel how many acorns.

[00:22:51] How much is being how much vibration is it?

[00:22:54] Super Nintendo?

[00:22:56] No, I don't think so.

[00:22:57] That's one of the we that's one of the no, that's one of the switch

[00:23:01] like many games like that they have on sweet switch party games or whatever.

[00:23:06] You can like shake.

[00:23:07] You can like you can twist the remote, the controller and then you like you can guess

[00:23:11] how many balls are in the box.

[00:23:12] Some of those party games.

[00:23:14] But I'm in Mario Party is Mary many games as you guess.

[00:23:18] It gets pretty brutal whenever.

[00:23:19] No, I serve Mario Party for Super Nintendo is what I meant.

[00:23:22] I don't think so.

[00:23:23] I think they started at 64.

[00:23:25] I think.

[00:23:26] Let me see.

[00:23:28] Yeah, I don't think it's that I think I played one.

[00:23:30] It's one where you go around on a map and you do the many games on 64.

[00:23:36] Is that that one?

[00:23:37] 1999.

[00:23:39] I remember that one.

[00:23:40] This is like you go around on the map and you do little mini mini games

[00:23:43] and you have to beat the players to like the stars and you get.

[00:23:46] Yes.

[00:23:47] That's Mario Party.

[00:23:48] Is that pretty much the same thing?

[00:23:50] They all they all have the board game where you have to go through

[00:23:54] and collect the stars.

[00:23:55] All the mini games are different.

[00:23:57] I must have played the first one for 64.

[00:23:59] That's it.

[00:24:00] Yeah, you're still doing the same thing in the newer games.

[00:24:02] It's just 3D maps that are like interactive and you have to make your way

[00:24:05] to the stars, but the stars move and shit like that.

[00:24:07] Yeah.

[00:24:08] And you can force the stars to move.

[00:24:10] Oh, yes.

[00:24:11] That's what we played it on the switch with the online thing, the N64.

[00:24:16] Yeah.

[00:24:17] That's what we were doing.

[00:24:18] Yeah.

[00:24:19] So that's the one they want.

[00:24:20] Well, I've ever played.

[00:24:21] We had a lot of fun with that, but it's so fucking weird these games, man.

[00:24:24] Like obviously Megan's played them for so she knows what it's about.

[00:24:28] But in this one, I don't remember doing the last one,

[00:24:31] but whenever you're playing with a partner,

[00:24:33] it's like they don't give you any instruction to like high five your partner.

[00:24:37] When the instructions come on straight on screen and say ready,

[00:24:40] be sure to high five your partner and be ready for it.

[00:24:43] And I'm just like if they did say it, I totally missed it.

[00:24:46] Maybe I was talking.

[00:24:47] I don't know.

[00:24:48] Yeah, maybe with the controllers, with the controllers in the stupid game,

[00:24:52] mash them together.

[00:24:55] But at the end of every mini game, if you win, it's like all it says is ready.

[00:25:00] And I'm just kind of waiting for I'm totally fucking blank.

[00:25:03] I'm just waiting for the game to continue.

[00:25:05] And it's like ready.

[00:25:06] And Megan's waiting for me to high five me.

[00:25:08] I'm just like, she's like, hey, are you going to high five?

[00:25:12] It's like, oh shit.

[00:25:13] And I'll turn and I'll hit the thing every single time.

[00:25:15] I could not remember, and it just doesn't prompt you to do it.

[00:25:18] And like, how am I supposed to know to high five?

[00:25:21] Anyway, it fucking pissed me off.

[00:25:24] We had a lot of fun playing that when you've got like eight players playing

[00:25:27] that it gets it gets cut throat.

[00:25:31] Yeah.

[00:25:32] You have to you have to fuck everyone over just to get to the top.

[00:25:36] You know, we had four star stars.

[00:25:39] They randomly in the one I played, they randomly like show up close to

[00:25:43] like one player and like they obviously have an advantage.

[00:25:46] No, not this one.

[00:25:47] You have to like make your because you have to roll your die and then

[00:25:50] yeah, you roll the guy.

[00:25:51] Somebody get it.

[00:25:52] My dice rolling was fucking awful.

[00:25:54] I barely moved, barely moved on the map.

[00:25:57] So just like this game is fucking stupid.

[00:26:01] All right.

[00:26:02] Moving on.

[00:26:03] I yeah.

[00:26:05] Yeah. I just been playing Animal Crossing.

[00:26:06] Other than that, got back into it a little bit.

[00:26:08] All right.

[00:26:10] About Dragon's Dogma.

[00:26:11] Have you done that yet?

[00:26:12] No, I haven't had time.

[00:26:13] I'm not playing a half an hour of Dragon's Dogma.

[00:26:16] Can't do that.

[00:26:17] I want to have like three hours to sit down and play it, and I don't fucking

[00:26:21] have that right now.

[00:26:22] Well, I have been doing my Xbox Dailies.

[00:26:29] You guys do your Xbox Dailies?

[00:26:30] You get your Xbox points.

[00:26:32] I don't I haven't turned my Xbox on in many moons.

[00:26:38] No, your game pass.

[00:26:39] You go to computer the game pass app, collect your little points, play a game

[00:26:42] pass game, collect 15 points or no.

[00:26:44] I don't do that.

[00:26:45] You collect these Xbox points and you can trade them in for and redeem them

[00:26:48] for rewards, right?

[00:26:50] And what I do is I redeem them for Overwatch coins.

[00:26:54] Oh, okay.

[00:26:55] So I don't pay for my Overwatch skins.

[00:26:57] I just grind these Xbox points to bought to then trade them in for like

[00:27:02] 200 and 200 Overwatch coins, which is nothing because like a skin, a skin

[00:27:07] is like twenty eight hundred coins like it's fucked.

[00:27:11] It's so stupid.

[00:27:12] And then the new ones that come out are like thirty five hundred coins.

[00:27:16] That's like forty five dollars for a fucking skin.

[00:27:19] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:20] It's doing that too.

[00:27:21] It's so crazy, so crazy.

[00:27:24] Like you guys are so fucked.

[00:27:27] But what I'm doing is I'm just trying to I have I need one more coin,

[00:27:31] just one more coin to buy the battle pass for Overwatch, which I've just

[00:27:36] been playing dollars.

[00:27:37] That's half the price of a game.

[00:27:39] Yeah, man.

[00:27:40] For one skin.

[00:27:41] Well, it's a skin and like a spray or something.

[00:27:43] Anyway, so I've been playing some Overwatch.

[00:27:48] I'm just a big I'm just a battle net or I guess the next I've been playing

[00:27:52] Diablo for season four jumped into that.

[00:27:54] You're part of the problem.

[00:27:55] When did that start?

[00:27:57] A couple of days ago, May 14.

[00:28:00] Really?

[00:28:01] Yeah.

[00:28:02] And Rod is already level 100.

[00:28:03] He's like ninety six or something.

[00:28:05] Ninety seven.

[00:28:06] The bod just crush Diablo in the truck.

[00:28:09] I'm at level fifty five.

[00:28:11] I'm level fifty five.

[00:28:14] It's though it is way easier to level in this season than any in any

[00:28:20] other time in the Apple League right now is crazy easy because the new

[00:28:24] elixirs they put out are you doing this more to level?

[00:28:28] No, I never do the story.

[00:28:30] I do that.

[00:28:31] I do the season story like that new little season.

[00:28:33] And then it sends you into events and you do the events and stuff like that.

[00:28:36] So I rolled a druid this time.

[00:28:38] I'm going pure werewolf druid where pure blood pure werewolf druid pure

[00:28:43] blood.

[00:28:44] So I'm just ripping shredding things apart here.

[00:28:47] It's pretty cool.

[00:28:48] They gave a whole bunch of new stuff.

[00:28:50] So now there's a new crafting system which better helps you to target

[00:28:54] the stats you want on your loot.

[00:28:58] They cleaned up the stuff.

[00:29:00] They cleaned up the stats on each item.

[00:29:03] So it's no crazy like convoluted shit anymore.

[00:29:06] It's like straight to the point like stats, it's stats.

[00:29:09] And then there's one that has a little bit of like a tweak on it.

[00:29:13] So it's like willpower strength avoidance whatever it's like they've

[00:29:17] collected all the bullshit.

[00:29:19] It's like you know it's like a stunned dazed confused.

[00:29:23] It's got like four different things for one item.

[00:29:26] So they've kind of like like CC'd.

[00:29:28] Yeah.

[00:29:29] So now they just put it into one kind of thing right back kind of stuff.

[00:29:33] So they cleaned it up.

[00:29:34] So the gear is really quick.

[00:29:35] So when you pick up a piece of gear, you can quickly look to see if

[00:29:38] it's better than what you have and then discard it or whatever.

[00:29:41] Like it's way faster to see if the piece of gear is better.

[00:29:45] Daniel it's on it's on fucking game passed out.

[00:29:48] You should be able to see it.

[00:29:50] I mean it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like

[00:29:53] Daniel it's on it's on fucking game passed out.

[00:29:55] You should play it.

[00:29:58] We knew.

[00:29:59] Yeah.

[00:30:00] It's like a story like you didn't play it right.

[00:30:04] No.

[00:30:05] Like the story is fucking but I also don't have game pass now.

[00:30:08] For fuck's sake.

[00:30:09] No.

[00:30:10] I have to get it for the year.

[00:30:12] They opened up trading for loot for like trading items and loot and all

[00:30:16] that so you can actually trade stuff now if you don't have a piece that

[00:30:20] you're looking for a piece you know.

[00:30:21] Oh like an advertise that.

[00:30:22] Yeah.

[00:30:23] In the trade chat so you can actually trade uniques is it uniques or

[00:30:28] legendaries you guys trade them now.

[00:30:30] New and better elixirs that give more XP gains.

[00:30:34] So I think they have like blue yellow and legendary elixirs now

[00:30:38] instead of just blue shitty elixirs.

[00:30:41] So they give more XP so you can gain that much more XP.

[00:30:45] They improve the codex of power.

[00:30:48] So that's where all your enchantments are.

[00:30:50] It's all organized.

[00:30:51] It now tells you if you have that enchantment on a piece of gear

[00:30:55] already like finally fucking finally I've been waiting for that.

[00:31:01] They don't doubling up on it.

[00:31:03] Yeah.

[00:31:04] I'd always do that because I'm like oh I don't remember what once I

[00:31:06] have that I go through all my list of gear reading it and trying to

[00:31:09] remember which ones I have to then go in and enchant but now it has

[00:31:12] little warning signs that you already have a piece of gear with

[00:31:14] this.

[00:31:15] Thank you.

[00:31:16] Was that so fucking hard.

[00:31:17] I don't understand why it took them four fucking seasons to put that

[00:31:20] in the hell tide is available from level one now so you can just go

[00:31:26] grind hell tide at level one and just what like levels super fast.

[00:31:33] I got don't you have to wait till World Tier three to get hell tides

[00:31:37] not anymore.

[00:31:38] So I think that's in this season.

[00:31:41] It might be in this season alone because the season story like the

[00:31:44] little story is tied with the hell tides.

[00:31:47] So they send you to the hell tide to do the story bits.

[00:31:50] So I shouldn't have played at the beginning.

[00:31:53] She just waited.

[00:31:55] So now that's done and you can level so much faster and then they

[00:32:00] added a legendary dungeon at the end of the game for endgame called

[00:32:04] the pit.

[00:32:05] It's a time dungeon where you must fill up your kill bar I guess

[00:32:10] slaying enemies under 10 minutes.

[00:32:12] If you get that you get a portal to a dungeon boss and the defeating

[00:32:16] the dungeon boss gives you materials for crafting and all that kind of

[00:32:20] stuff.

[00:32:21] So I barely in the P it's pretty good.

[00:32:23] It's pretty good.

[00:32:24] The only downside is that you're going to spend a lot of your time

[00:32:27] in hell tide like a lot.

[00:32:29] So fucking that rindy games man.

[00:32:32] Yeah just that's the downside they did however up the mob density in

[00:32:38] hell tide.

[00:32:39] So it's like an unrelenting amount of mobs.

[00:32:42] So you're always getting attacked by mob.

[00:32:46] So that's like really cool.

[00:32:48] Vick who I'm liking it so far.

[00:32:52] How's the idea?

[00:32:54] How's the micro transactions in Diablo?

[00:32:57] Oh they're terrible.

[00:32:59] It's awful but like they're sick.

[00:33:02] There's some really good looking ones and you're like oh man that's

[00:33:05] so nice.

[00:33:06] It's like 2800 Diablo coins which is like 35 bucks or whatever.

[00:33:11] Man it's crazy.

[00:33:13] It's absolutely insane.

[00:33:14] When I was looking there was nothing really cool for rogue.

[00:33:16] There was some kind of like furry thing and I was like I don't want

[00:33:19] that.

[00:33:20] Oh actually bought a rogue skin for 25 bucks.

[00:33:22] I think it was really and it came with a sick tattoo.

[00:33:26] Yeah.

[00:33:27] Yep I did it.

[00:33:29] That was why I mean I'm okay.

[00:33:32] I'm okay with spending money on like cool some money on cool.

[00:33:37] You busted.

[00:33:38] Aesthetic shit.

[00:33:39] What's it called?

[00:33:40] Cosmetics like I did that.

[00:33:42] See if these.

[00:33:43] Cool prosthetics.

[00:33:45] You're like fake arms and fake legs.

[00:33:49] That'd be sweet.

[00:33:52] But yeah $45 for one skin bit much.

[00:33:57] Yeah it's overwatched.

[00:34:00] Just as an example.

[00:34:02] But what's nice about the Diablo one is if you buy if you buy the skin

[00:34:09] it's like there for any time you roll your other like rogue you know yeah

[00:34:15] whatever season you're playing but I'm pretty sure the tattoo I got can be

[00:34:20] put on everybody because my druid I put my rogue tattoo on my druid so

[00:34:24] I'm pretty sure the tattoo transfers classes just not the gear.

[00:34:28] So that's pretty cool.

[00:34:29] So I got this big like dragon thing across my chest on my druid sick.

[00:34:34] Cool.

[00:34:35] Big fat druid.

[00:34:36] Yep.

[00:34:37] Cool.

[00:34:38] That all that is name.

[00:34:40] And the other stuff.

[00:34:42] No his name is not big fat druid.

[00:34:44] Damn that's a good one.

[00:34:45] Why what's big fat druid.

[00:34:48] No just stupid.

[00:34:49] Oh it's like that from something.

[00:34:52] But yeah I've been playing the other ones I bought there the gray zone.

[00:34:57] Oh yes.

[00:34:58] She like that.

[00:34:59] Oh yeah right.

[00:35:00] We talk about this.

[00:35:01] Yes we did right.

[00:35:02] Yeah a little bit.

[00:35:03] Yeah but right now it's Diablo and Overwatch.

[00:35:08] I started playing whore.

[00:35:10] I started playing Dragon's dog ma.

[00:35:13] Oh yeah.

[00:35:15] Probably just shortly after our last episode I made my guy look like a

[00:35:20] super saiyan like Dudley like a super saiyan three you know how Goku it

[00:35:26] doesn't have eyebrows just has kind of like the slopey forehead and like I

[00:35:31] made his hair like super saiyan so he kind of looks like super saiyan three

[00:35:34] Goku maybe not as long hair and he's just huge and fucking got sweet tattoos

[00:35:39] like Viking style tattoos.

[00:35:41] So that's what my guy looks like which is cool and I'm going thief.

[00:35:46] I haven't played much yet maybe like four hours or something like that

[00:35:49] but it's okay I mean I could see myself just kind of wandering around

[00:35:53] and like I did run around a little bit and like see because there's like

[00:35:57] treasures they'll tell you like oh there's a chest over there.

[00:35:59] Yeah yeah yeah and I'm like huh.

[00:36:02] Mayhaps you follow me.

[00:36:03] Yeah yeah and I'm like okay and my other travels I found a chest nearby

[00:36:07] like if there's one voice there's one voice for the for the followers that

[00:36:11] is so ridiculously hilarious it's so stupid and he's just like like

[00:36:16] master.

[00:36:17] I want you to know that there's a chest nearby.

[00:36:20] It sounds like that.

[00:36:22] So I would hire him just for that.

[00:36:25] You're hired.

[00:36:26] Nobody played that and I've been playing apex season 21 new character came

[00:36:31] out some changes 21.

[00:36:34] Yeah, very cool changes.

[00:36:37] The new legend obviously new new changes to broken moon the map.

[00:36:43] Big changes which is good for that map because it wasn't very good.

[00:36:48] No, I think it was people's least favorite map but the changes are pretty

[00:36:51] good.

[00:36:52] I started playing on I was playing on PS5 been playing a lot of PS5 for

[00:36:56] some reason I don't know why because it's easier I guess I noticed it's

[00:37:00] easier and it's nice and cool in the basement.

[00:37:03] Yeah cool in the basement.

[00:37:04] I'm getting better on controller too and I'm playing in that 120 frames

[00:37:08] mode so it just it feels kind of like I am playing on PC you know what

[00:37:11] I mean it just feels way better.

[00:37:13] It's just not as high resolution and I've been grinding some ranked on

[00:37:17] there and man I'm playing crypto okay crypto big changes to crypto.

[00:37:21] He got a lot of cool fucking changes that make him way better if you

[00:37:25] needed it.

[00:37:26] Yeah, if you know how to play it now it's kind of I would say maybe

[00:37:30] it's a higher skill legend because you got to manipulate your drone and

[00:37:33] you got to know when to use it and fly around and where to put it and

[00:37:37] that kind of thing but they gave him I don't know if you know about

[00:37:40] upgrades have you played since you get the Evo upgrades?

[00:37:43] Yeah, well I played recently.

[00:37:45] Like the perks?

[00:37:46] So it's kind of like in Fortnite whenever you do some damage or

[00:37:49] whatever and you get those perks oh no they're timed in Fortnite

[00:37:52] they're timed every like however minute something like that but this

[00:37:55] is like when you do damage and upgrade your shield and you get

[00:37:59] the XP in game to upgrade your shield you get a choose from two

[00:38:03] upgrades almost like a skill tree you choose between two at the

[00:38:08] first upgrade and then when you upgrade to purple you get to choose

[00:38:11] from another two.

[00:38:12] So they gave crypto they gave him his first from last season his

[00:38:17] first upgrade he they gave to him automatically as a passive ability

[00:38:21] so then they created a new upgrade for him so he got better off

[00:38:27] the bat because he got a new passive I believe that's what happened

[00:38:31] anyway and then they gave it through a new upgrade in to make

[00:38:35] his drone faster more maneuverable you can like make it.

[00:38:38] Ah yeah it was very slow before.

[00:38:40] Yeah so it makes it faster and you can go up and down better

[00:38:43] and then the other one is you get a speed boost when you EMP

[00:38:47] someone and when your drone is destroyed you get it like a

[00:38:50] like a sprint like a quick boost so you can move around

[00:38:54] better. You know how you could scan the the banners around the map

[00:38:58] saying how many squads are nearby now you don't have to even go

[00:39:01] into your drone to see that as soon as you put your drone out

[00:39:04] everyone on your whole team can see on the banners how many teams

[00:39:08] are around you so before you had to go into your drone and ping it

[00:39:13] for it to tell you now you don't have to do that it's automatically

[00:39:16] there as soon as you throw your drone out so you just toss it

[00:39:18] out and he does a voice line how many teams are nearby and you

[00:39:21] throw your drone back in. It's fucking really cool and I've

[00:39:24] been playing them and we've been I've been winning actually a

[00:39:27] lot of games I was playing with work and you get a ton of assists

[00:39:31] with crypto right so you guys KP because you're scanning people

[00:39:34] while your teammates are killing them and you get an assist

[00:39:37] just without doing any damage and the EMP is fucking cool.

[00:39:42] I was watching this guy on YouTube who's a crypto main

[00:39:45] and he makes like high end like like high elo crypto

[00:39:49] gameplay videos and it's fucking cool man like he throw out

[00:39:53] the drone if you're injured like you get cracked you can throw

[00:39:57] out the drone and heal at the same time and you can slide

[00:40:01] under into cover while healing and it goes into your drone

[00:40:05] and it'll do that all simultaneously and you go into your drone

[00:40:08] and you can EMP them so they don't push you like it's fucking

[00:40:12] really cool and throwing out the drone is like distraction

[00:40:16] because like if you're no guys around the corner you throw

[00:40:19] the drone out around the corner and it kind of like they're going to

[00:40:23] look at the drone right do you when you toss the drone does it automatically go

[00:40:27] into the drone no not anymore okay okay yeah it used to be like that's

[00:40:31] cool that's cool oh yeah now you just toss it out and it'll go that was a

[00:40:34] big handicap you fucking throw the drone and you're like frozen there

[00:40:37] yeah now you're in here so bad like he was for him and listen he's like

[00:40:41] the worst yeah no the least picked legend he's nobody played him

[00:40:46] people will make fun of you if you play him like but now he's sick

[00:40:51] and you toss the drone out around the corner the enemy is going to look at it

[00:40:54] right and then you fucking pop out and you get a scan on him so you can see

[00:40:57] him through the wall so he has to choose does it throw far yet shows

[00:41:02] like 15 meters like automatically so you just toss it out and okay that's

[00:41:06] cool so you get a fucking scan of the guy around the corner you can see

[00:41:09] him through the walls and he has to choose whether to shoot the drone

[00:41:13] and destroy it or child you because so you just slide out and you know exactly

[00:41:18] where he is and he's either looking at the drone yeah or he doesn't know

[00:41:22] where kind of to aim because you're there and you fucking it's really cool

[00:41:25] it's super fun it's super fun and I have been wonder if that's something

[00:41:30] that players are gonna become just more and more aware of though as

[00:41:33] people play that legend more and they're gonna be like oh that's just a

[00:41:36] fucking drone and you like ignore it and they'll choose to challenge

[00:41:39] still I can still see you through the wall yeah I can still see you through

[00:41:44] the wall and you can't see me so it's still an advantage either way like

[00:41:47] it's really good mm-hmm and I've been ranked it's really good for playing

[00:41:51] rank because you oh he gets to scan beacons too he scans survey beacons

[00:41:55] to get a UAV to see where everyone is on the map like at map room on

[00:42:00] Kings Canyon oh yeah you get that on the recon beacons so you move

[00:42:06] around to POI's you know usually you can tell if you're playing them

[00:42:10] properly where all the teams are at any given time like because you can see

[00:42:13] the banners you know if there's teams around you you scan the beacons you

[00:42:16] know where everyone is on the map so you know okay we're gonna go rotate

[00:42:19] there because this is ultimate again the EMP EMP yeah and the EMP is so

[00:42:25] sick too like it blasts people for 50 damage on their shields each and it

[00:42:32] will remove any traps fences anything oh that's nice anything it will remove a

[00:42:39] give a gimme bubble like if you EMP a gimme bubble it'll it'll pop like

[00:42:44] it's fucking sick and but yeah we've been rotating like perfect rotations

[00:42:48] almost every time you contest maybe one spot say oh we can fight these

[00:42:51] guys because there's no one else around to third party us so we can

[00:42:54] fight this safely so let's go do that you take a fight you get some

[00:42:59] points you move on and I've won like many games so far since playing them

[00:43:04] it's really really cool but yeah that's what I've been doing

[00:43:07] cool should we talk about the Assassin's Creed shadows and yeah news

[00:43:12] yeah did you look this up I'm kind of interested in the in the lore the

[00:43:17] history I looked up what I could it's very vague there's not much detail

[00:43:21] so from what I gathered anybody looking up yourself from what I

[00:43:27] gathered okay so Assassin's Creed released a new trailer for the

[00:43:32] Assassin's Creed shadows which now has an African samurai as one of the

[00:43:37] characters and a few male said ninja yes it's in the feudal Japan

[00:43:43] feudal Japan now there was history written history documented by a

[00:43:49] Japanese I think he was one of the people around no following around the

[00:43:56] like a squire yeah something that and he wrote a diary but this was like early

[00:44:02] feudal Japan like at the beginning of feudal Japan okay and when what was the

[00:44:07] year Daniel what was the year between like the samurai year it was a

[00:44:11] couple hundred years anywhere from would be anywhere from eleven hundred

[00:44:16] to sixteen hundred the Meiji era came to twelve hundred which twelve

[00:44:21] hundred to sixteen hundred so yeah this Yasuke which is his name was

[00:44:27] supposedly the first or first and only I guess our first African samurai and he

[00:44:34] was in the year fifteen hundred mm-hmm okay so it was relatively that was a

[00:44:38] big time okay maybe the middle so now there's this big social war about

[00:44:45] was he actually a samurai I named samurai was he given land was he of

[00:44:50] that status right and no one can find direct proof that he was given the

[00:44:56] title of samurai okay right yours exactly so so that is the the argument now

[00:45:02] so a lot of people are learned the the arts that's what I'm that's what I

[00:45:07] like you know what I mean like he learned how to sword fight and he

[00:45:10] learned all that so when he was brought over by the Italian Jesuits or

[00:45:15] the priests or whatever they sold him to the Lord of the of the of that region I

[00:45:23] guess so Oda no but no but Naga no but no but so they sold them they sold

[00:45:33] them to him because he was he never saw a black dude before right so he

[00:45:38] was like is that as your skin just dirty or tattooed and they made and

[00:45:42] they made him strip down in front of him and scrub his skin Wow and it never

[00:45:46] came off so he was like wow he's like you're gonna come with me and so then

[00:45:50] he took him and then he was like on his right hand side like he was with

[00:45:54] him all the time after that for a couple of conquests couple of battles

[00:46:00] and a war or something like that and he fought for Obunaga saw okay so he

[00:46:05] fought for him he was given a sword he was fighting for him he did all

[00:46:11] this stuff for him but in the in the text he was kind of labeled like a good

[00:46:17] dude who carried things right right but it is also said that he did

[00:46:23] actually fight a lot of people like well that doesn't make him a samurai

[00:46:27] right so people like you have to be like given land you have to have

[00:46:30] like a certain title status here's the thing yeah but I have a thought

[00:46:34] that came just hang on one sec before I lose it what in what what did

[00:46:40] what way has this trailer defined this African character a samurai we've only

[00:46:47] fucking seen a trailer of a game where maybe he has a sword in his hand

[00:46:52] hold this the whole armor and everything on yeah yeah yeah okay so oh yeah if

[00:47:00] you guys haven't once it looks looks sick it looks really really really

[00:47:05] really cool they're cool look very cool anyway I think that I think my

[00:47:09] question still stands because anybody could put on fucking samurai armor

[00:47:12] that's the what I meant that's what I meant in our group chat by there's this

[00:47:16] title samurai which means to serve and it was a title it was a role that you

[00:47:22] earned because you were aristocracy it's not everybody could just be right

[00:47:26] so I think that people will see somebody in samurai armor be like oh

[00:47:30] he's a samurai what no he could be just wearing fucking samurai armor

[00:47:34] because maybe he inherited it or something in the story in the game

[00:47:36] and it's like he's wearing it because he's trying to honor somebody who

[00:47:40] knows but but I think that it's stupid to jump to the conclusion that he is a

[00:47:44] samurai at by definition because he's wearing samurai anyway people don't know

[00:47:50] that they just think samurai exactly ever since and ever since he's been

[00:47:55] known or read about okay everyone labels him as the African samurai right

[00:48:01] right right have been labeling him that yeah but yeah anytime it comes into

[00:48:06] like past over the years like that would be you know but then I read

[00:48:11] another thing where it's like in those years where was kind of earlier

[00:48:14] on ish it wasn't in the 1600s it was like maybe 50 like 1550 or something

[00:48:21] like that in and around there if you were by your lord side and you

[00:48:26] were fighting for him you know with other people fighting and stuff you kind

[00:48:31] of like it was kind of like just oh yeah he's samurai you know and if you

[00:48:37] were given the the sword to fight for him you know then you're like kind

[00:48:43] of a samurai so it was very loose before they really say you read that

[00:48:48] somewhere like that was the like I feel like it's just been read used

[00:48:52] like the word actual term samurai not confused it's just been diluted it's

[00:48:58] just yeah exactly as a term for a Japanese warrior with that is something

[00:49:08] different it's like a position it's not just a warrior in the just like a

[00:49:13] Japanese warrior yeah yeah that's what I mean there's a lot of title it's a

[00:49:18] title it's like you get things with it it's like a position in it's like a

[00:49:23] position in the hierarchy right the position like John like Dana said the

[00:49:28] astros the astrosities you know aristocracy like you were you were a

[00:49:33] landowner you had money you had if you were given that you serve your

[00:49:37] lord the emperor like you served a master you had a man that's why

[00:49:41] there's a title for someone has no missioner but owning all right

[00:49:45] Ronin yes the Ronin was it was a warrior who had no master who was just

[00:49:50] a fucking mercenary because he was like unhinged he was a loose cannon he had

[00:49:54] nobody he was just like looking and he'd go around and they duel and then

[00:49:58] maybe he'd find some a master and that's how he would I think get

[00:50:02] paid and make a living is by serving a master mm-hmm so that's why it was

[00:50:07] that's why it was like not I don't know if it was like looked down on

[00:50:12] when you were Ronin like yo this guy's oh yeah yeah you were a vagabond and

[00:50:17] scumbag yeah but like whatever that happens that happened to yes case so he

[00:50:23] was paid by this Lord okay there is documentation saying he was paid

[00:50:28] okay and he did serve him he did fight for him so where does the line

[00:50:35] get drawn of yes samurai not you know there was no official written in

[00:50:41] the in the text that he is a samurai and never said that so right right it's

[00:50:47] up to whoever so our viewpoint is that I think these people to clarify making a

[00:50:53] big fucking stink are being a bunch of whiny losers yes they are clearly not

[00:51:00] looking into that's all technicalities like you can't just it's not black

[00:51:05] and white kind of thing 600 years ago you know I mean or whatever it

[00:51:08] is because he's wearing the gear doesn't mean he is a title exactly yes just

[00:51:12] because he looks like one and you have to remember that there's different

[00:51:16] that there's a specific definition of samurai and that that's what's

[00:51:19] important here so I think that it's totally kosher and I love that idea

[00:51:23] because I mean like I love seeing stories that aren't told often so

[00:51:26] exactly I am looking forward to remember guys remember it's a video

[00:51:30] game video games yes aren't real exactly I was gonna ask is typically

[00:51:36] is Assassin's Creed very like no true to history they go off they use they

[00:51:43] use real history as a backdrop to tell their story so like so you go so

[00:51:48] feudal Japan there you go yes the Danes took over England exactly that

[00:51:53] first the first fucking like first King William the Conqueror was a Dane or

[00:51:57] whatever wasn't he yep or some shit so like the royal family is direct

[00:52:01] descendants of Vikings basically because he came over and he united all

[00:52:07] people so they use that as their backdrop for Valhalla but like

[00:52:11] there's no such thing as well as far as we know as guard is not a real

[00:52:15] place or whatever there isn't a fucking rainbow bridge and when they

[00:52:21] showed when they showed yes Kate in the armor he looked sick it's gonna

[00:52:25] be sweet I think it's maybe cruel I really hope that they don't bloat the

[00:52:29] fuck out of it like they did Valhalla like don't give me a 200 like don't make

[00:52:34] the storyline a hundred hours please I'm fucking begging yeah okay me all the

[00:52:39] extra shit that much time that's fine yeah but the story tell it in a

[00:52:43] reasonable time ain't going nobody got time for that but I think it's fine

[00:52:47] I do hope they do something with the combat system because I'm gonna need

[00:52:51] more from these Assassin's Creed games yes I'm gonna just go yeah you

[00:52:56] can't just go in the slash on this because after playing ghost of Tsushima

[00:53:01] and you and your cover this and those duels that you can have in ghost all

[00:53:05] man they've got to do something but it's not even it's not even about the

[00:53:08] advancement and I'm me getting bored it's also the culture it's the

[00:53:11] Japanese like they have their own fucking martial art for that have

[00:53:14] been around for centuries and centuries and centuries and like that

[00:53:17] has to be observed if you're gonna I don't know the combat system just

[00:53:20] better be different and really cool it can't just be hack and slash like

[00:53:25] Valhalla it's not the same thing at all it has to be entirely different

[00:53:29] because it's like an art sounds like you've got a high bar to me yeah you'd

[00:53:32] be soft I know yeah I'm only hoping my expectations are low but I'm only

[00:53:38] hoping mmm be prepared to pay that premium Ubisoft price 80 quadruple a

[00:53:45] game yeah quadruple a fucking we're in the era of a quadruple a did they

[00:53:51] what did they say that about just culling bones it went on sale I saw for

[00:53:56] like $40 like 30 bucks or something I saw it at Target in the States I was

[00:54:00] like mmm so I decided not to win when did you go to a physical copy but it

[00:54:09] looked cool I'm intrigued yeah well probably get it don't see it off I

[00:54:14] don't get off much on these cinematic trailers like I really I've said

[00:54:17] I really don't give a shit I just want to see gameplay well like what the game

[00:54:21] looks like you know Valhalla to this day is like one of the best looking

[00:54:24] games I've ever seen and that was released what three or two years ago

[00:54:29] it's beautiful it's beautiful so I can't imagine what they've come up

[00:54:33] with now I mean yeah graphics wise I'm sure it'll be beautiful but again

[00:54:36] I'm listening I'm looking more for that you know what's it has it was

[00:54:39] the feel of the game gonna be is it gonna be different than you know is

[00:54:42] it gonna be like kind of cooler more of a modern cut modern edge

[00:54:46] than most other Assassin's Creed games like yeah I don't know I was watching

[00:54:50] that one that took place in China Jade or whatever I don't know when that

[00:54:53] came out but I was like this looks the exact fucking same as like the one

[00:54:56] that took place in ancient Greece there oh when did they come up with a

[00:55:01] Chinese one I don't know it's called Assassin's Creed Jade something

[00:55:05] I played Valhalla for like 12 hours and I was like and that's it I played

[00:55:11] back I played Mirage for 33 minutes I think that's the one that was made for

[00:55:17] Xbox one oh and this one is not made for the old consoles it's strictly for

[00:55:23] the new ones so good no bullshit there listen they've got big shoes to fill

[00:55:27] for ghosts of Tsushima okay they got big shoes to fill for that that like I

[00:55:32] get it's not a it's not the same game it's a different game I get it

[00:55:34] but the same kind of fucking coolness it's gotta man it's gotta be super

[00:55:38] super well you're gonna have to put ghost on that you know on that list to

[00:55:44] like the only thing else they have to yeah they have to live up to that and

[00:55:49] it's amazing yeah speaking of ghosts just came out for PC yep yeah I'd love

[00:55:56] I'd love to get it but I don't want to get it but I'd love to see it on

[00:56:00] my computer running at max graphics you know yeah that'd be wild that's it

[00:56:06] that's it shall we get into the main topic yes all right let's finish this

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[00:57:33] Welcome back this is the final fight in the AI video game battle royale that

[00:57:45] we have been covering and we have been creating this one is going to be a

[00:57:50] bit of a longer one because we're going to do the final fight and then

[00:57:53] we're just going to finish off the lore of the story our last video was

[00:57:57] link verse Kratos and Kratos one which brings Kratos versus Bowser for the

[00:58:04] last fight for peaches peach well we'll see we'll see what happens yes for

[00:58:11] that sweet peach Kratos you think Kratos doesn't want that sweet peach

[00:58:16] I would you know I can eat a peach for hours okay so who wants to read

[00:58:27] this I read last week and it was terrible so I will never read again

[00:58:32] okay guys well I'll read it here we go before you go this is the new chat

[00:58:38] GPT 4o what so this is the new hotness in the AI realm okay okay buckle

[00:58:48] your seatbelts in the depths of the forest outside Bowser's castle Kratos

[00:58:54] encounters an enigmatic figure cloaked in shadow the figure steps forward

[00:59:00] revealing itself to be Ryu Hayabusa the legendary ninja from the ninja

[00:59:05] guidance series what is a calm but urgent demeanor Ryu explains the

[00:59:10] events that have transpired detailing the tournament and Bowser's

[00:59:14] machinations Kratos Ryu begins you are the last hope to free Princess Peach

[00:59:20] and save the Mushroom Kingdom I love how he's like the sage the mysterious

[00:59:24] cloaked sage that's going with Bowser awaits in his castle ready for the

[00:59:30] final showdown you must defeat him to claim victory and end his terror Kratos

[00:59:35] nods solemnly gripping his Leviathan axe Bowser will fall by my head just

[00:59:41] as others have before him is that making your eyes water

[00:59:46] determination fueling his every step Kratos marches through the forest towards

[00:59:53] Bowser's castle the air thickens with anticipation as he approaches the grand

[00:59:58] entrance guarded by a host of minions dispatching them with ease Kratos kicks

[01:00:03] open the massive double doors revealing Bowser himself sitting upon an

[01:00:08] imposing stupid fucking Koopas coming out he's a kid yeah just Spartan

[01:00:14] kicking them all that was the best part of Assassin's Creed Odyssey by the

[01:00:23] way was the fucking Spartan kick so the mighty Kratos finally arrives Bowser

[01:00:28] growls rising to his full height his deep voice reverberates to the hall I

[01:00:34] have been expecting you I can only hear it Kratos steps forward

[01:00:39] unflinching your reign of terror ends today Bowser I will bring peace to this

[01:00:44] land Bowser roars with laughter you think you can defeat me I am the

[01:00:53] I'm the king of the Koopas very well warrior let us see whose strength is

[01:00:58] greater he's gonna go head-to-head with Kratos is he nuts like what the

[01:01:04] fight erupts with explosive force Kratos charges forward swinging the

[01:01:11] Leviathan axe with precision aiming for Bowser's vulnerable points Bowser

[01:01:16] however proves his might by blocking the initial blows with his spiked

[01:01:20] shell retaliating with a blast of fire breath that forces Kratos to retreat

[01:01:26] and deploy his guardian shield Bowser seizes the opportunity to launch a

[01:01:31] series of powerful claw swipes basic Pokemon attack Kratos relying on his

[01:01:44] combat skills parries with his blades of chaos the chains whistling through

[01:01:48] the air as they clash with Bowser's claws and teeth the two Titans

[01:01:52] exchange blows each testing each other resilience and strength Kratos

[01:01:57] shifting tactics utilizes his drop near spear summoning gusts of wind to to

[01:02:04] Buffett to Buffet to Buffet to Buffet Bowser summoning gusts of wind to

[01:02:16] Buffett Bowser and disrupt his balance Bowser stumbles momentarily

[01:02:21] vulnerable allowing Kratos to close the distance and deliver a

[01:02:25] devastating strike with the Leviathan axe it's ice magic seeping into Bowser's

[01:02:30] flesh slowing his movements impressive Spartan Bowser snarls shaking off the

[01:02:37] effects but you have yet to see my true power with a bellow Bowser retreats

[01:02:43] into his shell oh yes oh spinning spinning at incredible speeds and

[01:02:49] transforming into a whirlwind of destruction Kratos eyes narrowing tight

[01:02:54] times his approach perfectly raising his guardian shield and enduring the

[01:02:58] assault as Bowser slows down Kratos ignites the blades of chaos slashing

[01:03:03] through the air and sending arcs of fire towards Bowser the flames engulf

[01:03:07] Bowser but his durability shines through as he roars in defiance

[01:03:11] launching a counter attack with a flaming breath that scorches the

[01:03:15] ground Kratos employing his Spartan rage channels his fury into a flurry

[01:03:22] of brutal attacks seizing Bowser by his tail and hurling him into the castle

[01:03:27] wall with earth-shattering force. Nice.

[01:03:31] Bowser crashes to the ground momentarily stunned Kratos readies his Leviathan

[01:03:38] axe for the finishing blow but Bowser rises with a final burst of strength

[01:03:42] summoning his minions for a desperate last stand. Oh here we go.

[01:03:46] Koopa Troopas Goombas and Hammer Bros swarm the room.

[01:03:50] Creating chaos and confusion.

[01:03:54] Koopa Troopas and Hammer Bros.

[01:03:58] Kratos undeterred cleaves through the minions his focus unshakable flames

[01:04:04] claws and blades collide as the battle reaches its crescendo.

[01:04:08] Bowser weakened and outmatched gasps for breath as Kratos stands over him

[01:04:13] eyes blazing with determination.

[01:04:16] This is the end Bowser. Kratos declares with a powerful swing of the

[01:04:21] vellar viathan axe he strikes Bowser down the force shattering the throne

[01:04:26] room and sending a shockwave to the castle.

[01:04:31] That's sweet. Bowser collapses consciousness slipping away.

[01:04:35] The mighty Koopa King is defeated Kratos breathing heavily stands

[01:04:40] victorious Princess Peach freed from her bonds rushes into the throne

[01:04:44] room tears of gratitude in her eyes. Wow you have saved us all Kratos.

[01:04:49] Peach says her voice filled with relief. Thank you.

[01:04:52] Kratos nods his stoic demeanor hiding a sense of accomplishment.

[01:04:56] The battle is won. Peace has been restored.

[01:05:00] As the sun sets over the mushroom kingdom the legend of Kratos triumph

[01:05:05] over Bowser spreads far and wide a testament to the indomitable warrior

[01:05:09] strength and resolve. Bowser's defeat had finalized the epic saga of the

[01:05:15] tournament. Something Mario has been trying to do for 30 years.

[01:05:20] Yeah, Mario can't do that.

[01:05:25] I also told the AI that Mario was still like trapped because I gave him

[01:05:31] like a rundown of the previous fights so I told the AI he's trapped in a

[01:05:34] castle somewhere like magic magic prison so we might find out.

[01:05:40] Well that was a cool that was a cool fight where we're going to get into the

[01:05:42] aftermath here but that was a cool fight because it did go through

[01:05:45] different like stages I liked that you know Bowser went into a shell and

[01:05:49] like there was a lot and then he called the minions and shit.

[01:05:52] That was kind of fun. Like that was actually pretty resemble that

[01:05:56] resembled a like an actual fight that you would do.

[01:05:59] You know what would have been hilarious if the AI if the AI made

[01:06:02] Kratos jump on Bowser to like finish like kill him to like stomp on him

[01:06:07] like just stomp him just fucking stomp him.

[01:06:10] He pulls out each spike on his shell one at a time to render him useless.

[01:06:15] Stabs him in the face.

[01:06:17] Yeah, that would be awesome.

[01:06:19] The castle shook as the final blow echoed through its corridors.

[01:06:23] Kratos stood tall his muscles tense his breathing heavy he looked at the

[01:06:27] fallen Bowser the once mighty king now a silent Hulk on the ground.

[01:06:33] The fire in Kratos eyes slowly dimmed as the reality of his victory set in.

[01:06:38] Princess Peach approached Kratos her face a mix of relief and gratitude.

[01:06:43] Brave warrior she began her voice trembling you have saved the

[01:06:47] Mushroom Kingdom your bravery and strength are unparalleled.

[01:06:50] Kratos nodded his expression stern but respectful I have done what was

[01:06:55] necessary peace has been restored Peach smiled the weight of her captivity

[01:07:00] lifting she glanced at Bowser still unconscious.

[01:07:04] I would say that motherfucker dead.

[01:07:07] He's dead as a door now then back to Kratos your actions have ensured the

[01:07:13] safety of my kingdom for that we are all grateful as Peach and Kratos

[01:07:18] began to leave the throne room the minions who had once served Bowser

[01:07:22] hesitantly emerged from the shadows they looked at their fallen king then

[01:07:26] back at Kratos and Peach sensing the change they quietly dispersed the

[01:07:31] hierarchy of power in the Mushroom Kingdom having irrevocably irrevocable

[01:07:35] having irrevocably shifted that's what I haven't seen in a while outside the

[01:07:39] castle the sun was beginning to set casting a golden glow of the

[01:07:43] landscape the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom gathered at the

[01:07:46] castle gates eager to see their princess return to them safely when

[01:07:50] Peach and Kratos appeared a great cheer went up the people rejoicing at their

[01:07:54] newfound freedom Kratos reflects as the celebrations continued Kratos found a

[01:08:00] quiet spot away from the crowds he sat the weight of his journey pressing on

[01:08:05] him he thought of the battles he had fought the foes he had vanquished and

[01:08:09] the gods he had defied this victory like all others carried its own somber

[01:08:14] notes peach approached him in this quiet moment a look of understanding on her

[01:08:20] face Kratos I know the battles you fight are not just with your opponents

[01:08:24] but within yourself as well Kratos sighed a rare sign of vulnerability I

[01:08:30] have faced many trials princess each victory brings its own burdens Peach

[01:08:36] nodded her respect for him deepening your strength is not just in your

[01:08:39] combat but in your resilience you have given us hope and for that you

[01:08:43] will always be indebted to you Kratos stood up his resolve returning farewell

[01:08:48] princess my journey continues oh I was hoping that they were gonna get married

[01:08:53] ah damn it I don't know that the AI knew that this was like I think that

[01:08:58] it was only was it only Bowser that was gonna marry back in the throne

[01:09:02] room Bowser stirred slowly regaining consciousness he looked around the

[01:09:07] reality of his defeat sinking in his pride wounded he knew this was

[01:09:12] would haunt him but it would also be a lesson as he sat up Bowser realized

[01:09:17] that his obsession had caused him dearly he looked at his minions who

[01:09:21] watched him warily on all this is what he turns turns over new leaf and

[01:09:25] becomes like some saint good guy Saint Bowser seeing their king beaten

[01:09:34] had changed something in them as well a new order was dawning in the

[01:09:38] mushroom kingdom one where might alone did not determine rule a new beginning

[01:09:44] peach returned to her kingdom stronger than before she knew that while the

[01:09:48] immediate threat had been vanquished the peace would always require

[01:09:51] defenders the tournament had shown her the strength that lay within those

[01:09:55] who fought for justice and it was a strength she intended to nurture in her

[01:09:58] people she established a new guard one inspired by the bravery of the hero

[01:10:03] summoned for the tournament and one committed to protecting the kingdom

[01:10:06] against future threats Kratos continued his journey his path ever forward the

[01:10:12] mushroom kingdom was now a symbol of the many worlds he had impacted each

[01:10:15] one a testament to his endless pursuit of atonement and justice as

[01:10:20] the night settle over the mushroom kingdom the stars shown brightly

[01:10:24] hinting at new adventures to come in the enduring legacy of those heroes

[01:10:28] who had fought to reclaim peace the tale of Kratos and Bowser became a

[01:10:33] legend a story to be told for generations of strength resilience and

[01:10:38] the unwavering quest for victory against the odds

[01:10:42] Wow and that is it so they didn't rescue Mario from the magical prison

[01:10:48] nope he's trapped there forever so so peach was just like keep that

[01:10:52] Italian pervert yeah keep that Italian pervert away from her totally forgets about this guy who's been fucking friendzoned by her his whole life

[01:11:00] his entire career trying to save her she's just like Mario

[01:11:08] sorry bud sorry bud that's it guys it's over it's done well I knew that had to happen

[01:11:15] I tried to put in stuff for Bowser to make it like a little bit more no one

[01:11:20] can beat Kratos but you can't beat Kratos

[01:11:24] come on he's the god of fucking war yeah I don't know we didn't think

[01:11:28] Mario was gonna fucking beat Sephiroth though

[01:11:33] yeah so I don't know Mario could have beat Mario maybe could have beat Kratos you know

[01:11:37] yeah well probably that's why we took a good thing he locked him up because he probably wouldn't want

[01:11:43] so we manipulated the games just a little bit we did our own bowsering

[01:11:48] Saint Bowser Saint Bowser I was expecting him to be like a new a new person and like never tried to

[01:11:56] he shakes Kratos hand and they go get a drink together yeah

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