Ep. 134 - Rudy Kaijiuliani VS Michael, Mikal, Michale, and Mykle | Voidcast #2

[00:00:00] I don't know it's pure it's pure pure and it's all about not having any aspartame because that shit will kill you that shit will kill you good that's fine I consume so much of it every single day I don't give a fuck and I'll give a fuck I don't give a fuck kick this bitch off already come on what are you waiting for pull up a list of the Nintendo Switch Direct shit real fast

[00:00:29] just so I got it all in my head baby okay every single all 36 fucking things that they announced there but mostly mostly like you memorized every single scene in that stupid fucking Disney villains potion making game god when Greg and Beth asked me hey did you watch the direct I was like I even watched the stupid and like the fucking Disney coffee shop thing yeah man you can play it

[00:00:59] watch the bar or Ursula and you can make a cup of coffee that'll make you diarrhea in your pants get fucked already with these stupid games dude I know holy shit and like coffee talks a cool game that's a good game but this is just like who cares yeah who cares

[00:01:18] stop trying to make Disney cool again it's not it's not cool anymore it's all it's all neo-nazi like we understand it's it's fine you do what you want pull I mean it's not fine to be neo-nazi I'm just joking but uh David Disney is uncool not cool bro fucking didney didney okay let's you ready let's let's start this fucking thing am I ready buddy what it do everybody my name is Aaron

[00:01:48] Aaron I can run really fast in my brand new shoes and I'm Jerry and I can drink ink that's sweet and you're listening to Super Pod Saga welcome back everybody hey it's Super Pod Saga it's your favorite podcast in the whole universe it's the only one that matters

[00:02:15] I want you to right now listeners I want you to take everything you think you know about podcasting just crumple it into a ball and just fucking throw it in the trash it's all you need all you need is us all you need is us it's uh another week I mean where else where else are you gonna come for this where else are you gonna come you fucking walked right into it dude like a landmine

[00:02:43] your little tippy toes was like boom fucking you got private Ryan place to come yeah I got private Ryan I'm just like sitting on a beach full of comps not my intestines hanging out just like battered with fucking baby batter battered with just the fucking deep fried dude oh man Kentucky fried baby batter

[00:03:12] gross hey yeah this is on the code yeah I mean like that's the thing like where else are you gonna come for this like this is the content that you signed up for like where else can you show up in like Aaron like top top six numbers like let's go number six I think the numbers seven is pretty good

[00:03:33] for number six I was gonna say number six I'm gonna go six five four three two one no no one sucks I'm gonna do I'm gonna do eight eight looks like a snowman eight is pretty good man pretty fucking I think eight eight deserves like at least a top three spot eight escape no like eight is for sure like at least two

[00:04:03] yeah seven seven is a close one because like a lot of cool things are seven like Dragon Quest seven Final Fantasy seven you know what I'm saying like there's a lot of good sevens and like seven's a good like if someone was like you're not a ten but like you're a real strong seven that's still good I'd be like hell yeah thank you thank you like I'll take a strong seven fuck yeah so yeah seven is a good one I think I mean we skipped over like I think six six is six right

[00:04:32] yeah six is six on its own it's fine five five is even five like it can be six five and even four we'll never be three two one no three two one has to be something else like three is for sure eight I think and two is for sure seven I'm already fucking lost I don't understand what we're talking about anymore

[00:05:00] oh I think the number one number is zero this is just the type of fucking sludge you'll only get on Superbotsanga so hi listeners hey it's it's us again that's right you didn't you didn't expect to show up and us rank the top six numbers actually number one is this new number that I invented myself while I

[00:05:23] was pooping one day and that number is globulum quadrillion oh quadrillion it's just one number like it's a gigantic number but it counts as one it's just like a big scribble this truly is the greatest collaboration of all time oh man we're not even into the episode yet

[00:05:46] oh shit it's me and uh it's jerry and yeah for any first time listeners we're on an epic super awesome saga to discuss every single video game topic in existence week by week uh this week however we're not discussing a video game topic we're just talking about numbers and whatever the fuck because it's another void cast yeah cue the void sound you're gonna come exactly into the void but into the void yeah you come into the void

[00:06:17] and then it's all missy then you get all missy can you make a mess in the void like if you if you leave out if you leave out 17 juicy fruit wrappers in the void does it count as 17 juicy fruit wrappers god just shows up he's like dude what the fuck i just cleaned this shit up i left for like fucking two seconds and you already made a mess god fucking juicy fruit wrappers all over the fucking place like kicking them but he's like trying to kick them like mad but it's a rapper so

[00:06:46] it doesn't really go far you drank all my rc colas call rc what is with you and rc colas dude it's just fun to bring up rc because you fuck with an rc colo though i haven't had one in like a million years i feel like but you know what you know what the rc stands for right rotten crotch hey now it's royal canadian i thought it was royal crown yeah it is okay you almost

[00:07:13] almost i'll never believe a word you say ever again metroid prime 4 is real that's true it is that's one of the things we'll talk about today we're gonna talk about like i said it's another void cast we're gonna talk about whatever the fuck comes into our minds whatever comes into our void palaces uh that that are our minds but uh first i wanna i wanna bring in a little bit time to play the game

[00:07:41] i'm gonna i'm gonna call this bit two digimons and a lie jerry how much do you know about digimon next to nothing awesome perfect what are you doing to me right now okay so i'm not i'm not here to be on display the fuck you're not have you heard of two truths and a lie yeah yeah it's like two girls one cup right

[00:08:07] exact exacto mundo exactly uh i don't want to do that with you it's too late you join the call is coming from inside your house or something oh christ the cup is coming from inside your house um so so i've got i've got a list here i'll put the i'll put the names in the in the chat but i've got the names of two digimon that are real and one that i i made up

[00:08:36] i'm gonna get them plopped in here there's one there's shoe shoe mon this next one i'm gonna have a hard time pronouncing meaning that's the real fenroluga mon fentanyl mon fentanyl fold mon and then the last one quick do the fendi fold like a transformer could you imagine a transformer like

[00:09:07] autobots and they just like oh my god please we need to like we need to make like a super cut we need to just get like a bunch of like animation clips of transformers and then like overdub them with our own voices and dumb shit we should do that oh my god can you imagine every time they transform it's just like it's just a fucking it's just one of those days just is david draymond

[00:09:37] is like the sound of the autobots transforming oh my god i would i would want the uh the new voice the new voice of optimus prime to be like a like a like a three-year-old kid like a boo boo doo doo poo poo the leader of the autobots like ike on uh oh yeah don't kick the goddamn baby the other last digimon is hang on dang pow go go mon so jerry

[00:10:06] i want you to look over those read them read them real nice and i want you to decide which one is the one that i made up you made up dang pow go go mon is that your final answer yes that is the one i made up yeah because i've i've watched and played almost every single digimon game and tv show and movie i lied how's that for two truths and a lie joke's on you none of those have ever been in a show before

[00:10:35] so fuck you yeah i did lie i've i've watched like an episode maybe of digimon i played some of that game and then i used to get it confused with monster rancher yeah the uh so none of those are real no the first two are real the shoe shoe mon yep and then phil fen relugamon why did they do that it gets wackier we're gonna keep it this is gonna be this is gonna be a whole thing it's only good it goes uh uphill from here or whatever

[00:11:05] i hope beth hears this and she's proud of the work i've done the work you put in she's a she loves digimon she cried when that new game got announced or not new game the new anime that new anime that's coming out that's basically like digimon z it's like the next yeah it's like the next thing they're all grown up and shit and it's a little little bit more edgy yeah you know dude you know what i've been watching lately huh like in the last 24 hours

[00:11:34] so i kept hearing like like two or three times from completely different like friend circles in the last like two weeks people were just like you ever watch that show invincible and i was like oh no that shit's so good i've heard of it but i've never watched it and then i was at a some party and a guy was like talking to me and shit and he was like yeah invincible is crazy you should check it out and i was like okay you're like the second person and then like two days ago

[00:12:04] dolla was like dude have you watched invincible and i'm like what the fuck is this show like why is everybody all of a sudden like i know it's been out for a few years but like why is everybody always talking about this thing like how like isn't this just like the boys but animated and he's like dude fucking watch that shit and i threw on the first episode yesterday and i was like you know halfway through it i'm like this is pretty cool i guess like the animation is really nice like it's definitely like that old school like x-men feel like and then he probably gets kind of intense

[00:12:34] and then the end of that episode was so fucked i was like oh it's gonna be one of those kinds of shows and like yeah there's definitely comparisons to the boys which i love i love the boys um fantastic show i've read most of the books but it didn't click until i seen the title card at the like sort of fake out end of that episode when it said

[00:13:03] created by robert kirkman and i was like i know that guy that's the guy that made the walking dead and i've read with the exception of like the last two or three books i've read all of that series and i watched most of the show until i kind of fell off of it but he's amazing at storytelling so i was like oh this is probably gonna be insane so i'm all in dude hell yeah i am all in how much have you watched

[00:13:32] i've watched all of it until i think the new season just came out season three just came out didn't it i'm pretty sure like maybe within the last month or so but there's eight million other shows i'm trying to watch through like the new season of severance is fucking wild dude have you finished it yet fuck yeah we have holy shit dude that last episode might be one of the greatest episodes i'm not like i it's shitty like you hear people make these claims and shit all the time and i'm i'm bad for it too like i like greg and beth always say i have like

[00:14:02] jerry hype and shit like that yeah i got some jerry hype but dude that last episode might be one of the craziest episodes of television i've ever seen like i've i haven't seen movies as good as that episode i the whole like that the way that everything came together for that that last episode was fucking genius because the whole time even karen was like starting to almost like fall off of it this sec in the second season because like

[00:14:31] she was she just kept asking me do you know what's going on and i'd be i'd always say like no i don't i don't i don't pot of a finale that was absolutely so fucking crazy dude nope couldn't get over how good that

[00:15:01] was and now we're watching we're still watching righteous gemstones that the first episode was like oh okay this is different and then the second one dude the jet packs i was crying about just like oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck he's like flying into the into that uh that wall or listeners if you if you miss just straight up comedies the same way that aaron and i do this is this is the thing this is that comedy

[00:15:31] that you've been missing your life it's so i don't know if a show has made me laugh as hard as the righteous gemstones other than maybe like always sunny always sunny has made me laugh pretty hard too but like righteous gemstones is just such a good show i just i cannot recommend it harder god damn it's so funny every time watch that every time baby billy opens his fucking mouth i lose my shit dude his

[00:15:59] fucking hog on display yeah oh my god obviously prosthetic i don't see walton goggins just being like yeah man let's like let's whip my dick out i'm like one of the biggest fucking television stars in the world right now let's just go full frontal it was totally prosthetic but god damn it it was funny and he just stayed standing yeah he was like you like that's what a real man looks like you like that he's like i like how they um the way that they

[00:16:29] got their dad to come back they just stood around him and yelled pussy over and over again so oh man so good have you um have you watched any white lotus oh no we've been meeting too but we have um so on top of righteous gemstones uh naked and afraid the whole new season of that just started and they're releasing like two fucking episodes at a time now so we've got a bunch of those to catch up on we're still fucking we're still watching impractical jokers for some reason dude i love

[00:16:58] impractical jokers i know also super important breaking news oh is this what i think it is is it the joe is like under he did some stuff i think with a 19 year old joe gatto man that sucks i was wondering why he like exited the show so quietly he just made that announcement on like instagram or whatever it was like i'm done i feel like yeah if it was if it was all

[00:17:28] amicable like if you if he was just like hey i don't want to do this shit anymore they would have had some like big you know joe gatto marathon or some shit but i yeah i thought it was kind of fucking fishy the way he just like slunk off the show i think yeah i think he knew that at some point shit was gonna hit the fan so he was like you know i think i'm just gonna duck out yeah i i'd almost say that sal and q and mer knew

[00:17:56] maybe and maybe he was like yeah this is what's going on don't say anything if it comes up i'm not gonna deny it but yeah see you later i'm not gonna damage the show that's that's what i think but yeah kind of sucks it does so joe go get your shit together dude that show also makes me lose my shit every time like when i see sal laugh so hard he falls to the floor like every like like hangs on to everything yeah oh my god that's how that's kind of

[00:18:26] like if if i get drunk and and i'm in like a social setting if i start to like laugh hard i'm like leaning on people i'm smacking people like i'm i'm doing laughing oh i'm like i'm the guy that like just taps on shoulders and like arms and shit like i'm that guy when i'm drinking i start laughing at shit i'm like like isn't that funny isn't that fucking hilarious laugh with me when i get like when i get

[00:18:56] real hammered i laugh at everything and i also tell people how much i love them all the time i know i've gotten drunk texts from you oh yeah and then that time i have half an edible and i was talking about like a few times you've been like dude i'm fucking hammered on beer i just want to say i love you and holy fuck did you see the trailer for this thing yep you just slide into like a couple of i love you's fuck oh the best thing that ever

[00:19:25] happened in my life hashtag no homo but dude check out this shmup oh speaking of no we'll get to we'll get to the game fuck it whatever the greatest collection and uh that was just announced today it looks sick but but yeah yeah before we get any further though uh listeners if you want to if you want to help support the show patreon and ko-fi give us money ready to review the show whatever the heck app you listen it listen to it on otherwise yeah go to superpotsocket.com check out

[00:19:54] our episodes and socials uh make sure to go listen to super ghost radio okay now let's keep talking about stuff oh what was the other show what was the other show have you ever seen the movie uh creep or show the creep yeah have you watched the creep tapes i haven't watched it yet is it good it's it's cool it's cool yeah last episode is like fucked but yeah i really really liked those movies i'm dude i'm a sucker for found footage like

[00:20:23] i really am i know a lot of people shit on it and people are like it really takes me out of the movie when like it's not justified why they're still recording and it's like get fucked it's a movie you mean to say like when you see the fucking wizard behind the curtain the wizard of oz like does that take you out of the fantasy like are you really fucking taken out of the experience of the wizard of oz because you peeked behind the curtain or the fact that you understand that half those people got infested with

[00:20:53] like fucking whatever that dusty shit was that was poisonous back in the day because they had all the shit made out of the stuff yeah what's the name of the asbestos wasn't it oh formaldehyde no wait was it asbestos no yeah asbestos formaldehyde is the shit that they put in you when you die yeah let's come just a bunch of fucking formaldehyde kick um uh so so on the what's the name of the guy that plays the creep guy it's like mark duplass or something like that yeah mark

[00:21:21] yeah oh my so he's great to to pivot into that do you know anything about the whole natalia grace fucking shit the like uh little girl that was adopted by this family uh turns out she's like she's actually an adult but like she has dwarfism and shit you ever heard anything at all about that is that what that movie orphan was based on no well no i don't know see that i have seen it but i don't know who's based on that

[00:21:49] but uh so mark duplass they yeah hulu has this new like drama series based on the natalia grace shit and mark duplass plays the dad then if you ever watch the natalia grace like documentary series the actual dad is exactly like mark duplass and like how theatrical and like really dramatic he is it's it's nuts go go watch the

[00:22:15] uh the curious case of natalia grace i think oh yeah i've heard yeah i've heard of this dude it's it's a trip i do like some true crime shit it's more fucked up the better it's it's a it's pretty wicked dude so side note that we're talking about like watching shit right yeah because i was just thinking like documentaries what's your most crazy documentary recommendation but

[00:22:44] like what's the like have you seen because i i've seen a lot of documentaries i've seen a lot of good ones and i've seen a lot of fucked up ones yeah the one that still is like just a guttural punch and even sometimes if someone's like hey recommend me the craziest documentary i'm like i can do it but you're not gonna feel good after you watch this like you're not and that's dear zachary have you seen that i'm gonna look it up

[00:23:13] that sounds really really familiar dude i'm i'm i'm actually like legit warning you especially you have kids this movie will fuck your day up like your day will be ruined if you watch this documentary it's fantastic like it is so goddamn good and it's like filmed in a way that's like it was meant to be filmed like this

[00:23:41] like it takes place over such a long period of time and it's it's insane it's absolutely mind-blowing cried like a fucking baby at the end of that movie which that's what kind of got my gears turning and i thought about something i i cried like i had i had a tear going down my face yesterday from a stand-up comedy special oh dude burt kreischer's new

[00:24:11] stand-up his i'm serious his last bit he even he sets it up he's like i got one more story for you and it's a doozy i'm just warning you i'm like okay burt like whatever okay burt and then he starts off with so many stories of him and apple bees or whatever so then he's like uh we recently put down my dog and the whole crowd was like oh he's like it gets way funnier i promise and it is it's a it's a

[00:24:40] way it's a really good story but he's like literally like being brought to tears telling parts of the story it's like the story of how his dog had to get put down and like they did it at home and like he's kind of like going through everything it's a it's funny like it has funny moments but jesus christ dude i was like what the fuck what the fuck is going like i was like wiping tears away from my face because i'm like why am i fucking welling

[00:25:09] up like this over this this story and it was super emotional it's it's it's really good go check it out burt's kind of annoying sometimes but yeah this stand-up was really good this one this one in particular dude one person that i can well no i guess there's two people i can never get enough of when they do uh stand-up comedy one is for sure nick cruel like fucking everything he does ruins me and then uh uh hannibal burris

[00:25:37] oh my god hannibal burris so good dude so dry yep yeah i think like for me right now like i still think bill burris my all time oh yeah yep he's of our like of us growing up with comics like i feel like he's like everybody's always saying like chappelle's the goat and all this shit and like chappelle's good but like he hasn't

[00:26:03] been fucking fantastic for like the last i don't know six seven years yeah but burr is just like constantly insane constantly him and tom sagura i've seen tom sagura live and it's insane like he's so fucking funny live he oh i always wanted to see but well bobby lee was supposed to play last summer when we went and seen tom and then what do you know

[00:26:31] bobby lee fucking flakes out and he didn't show up damn he wasn't there yeah he wasn't there which is not surprising trying to think of the name of uh bill burr has a new movie on netflix well not new came out a few months ago yeah yeah yeah the movie was a few months ago that was like last year wasn't it it was sometime last year but i thought it was like like november movie was great it was great oh yeah you know what fucking i just finished off last night with

[00:27:00] greg what's that a season of jojo's baby oh which one which one uh stardust crusaders yes the first part wait yeah stardust that's the one where they're like like around the world in 80 days yeah where they have like where they have the stands yeah yeah the first yes the first season with stands so they yeah we we watched the episode last night where they finally got to egypt they're in egypt and it's like oh shit

[00:27:29] fucking do is here so it's like there's a whole season now yeah again like but it's great greg was saying like yeah it's it's a long like this whole arc is like two seasons long but he said it's it's it's good but he he claims that season four is like when it really starts getting like insanely good yeah which i'm like this is crazy this is crazy because like i even at season one which he was like this is the

[00:27:58] this is the garbage season i'm like yep this is still fucking pretty cool and he's like dude after you see the other seasons you're gonna look back at this and be like this is trash and every single season i'm like i keep liking the show more and more it's just so ridiculous man like the situations that they get themselves in also i think it should be known if if you're ever curious about getting into jojos and you're you get upset about like cruelty to animals specifically dogs

[00:28:27] there's not one safe dog in this show like we literally started an episode off last night and i'm like dude it's got to be a known thing right like that dogs are just like mangled in this show die horrifically and while i'm saying this there's a scene where someone's in a dream and they're on a ferris wheel and there's just a dog and then all of a sudden fucking a grim reaper shows up and puts a scythe through the

[00:28:56] dog's head yeah i was like there you go yeah death 13 shows up dude fucking uh i forget when it is that iggy shows up but iggy is a dog that has a stand and that's pretty cool iggy yeah i don't know who this is you'll you'll you'll you'll meet him i think i think he comes in like as soon as they get um as you get closer to egypt dude the closer they get to dio the battles be

[00:29:26] start becoming more and more intense it's fucking nuts like at one point really at one point iggy the dog who has a stand he uh he's fighting this fucking bird that has a stand it's a fucking hawk that has a stand that has ice powers and it's it's fucking nuts dude and then once they finally get to dio's uh palace or whatever i don't want to spoil anything dude it's just too so epic i can't it like i i really

[00:29:55] actually kind of dig the whole like monster of the week thing where they're just like traveling across the world yeah going all these different places and like it's just so weird like i've never seen anything like this before it's just so strange thick but so fascinating it gets even wackier like like greg said the next one uh diamond is unbreakable the stands get even fucking crazier and the main villain is is just oh it's it's so

[00:30:22] fucking good and then and then you go past that into golden wind and it gets get this news break uh the stands are even fucking wackier the final fight against the main villain is really really good and then you get to season five golden wind don't they all turn into skinny boys or something like like mobsters and shit well it's like like because i mean the all the dudes in this season are just like giant men just monster built and yoked men but apparently

[00:30:52] greg was saying that like in five they just like turn into skinny like little skinny dudes it's all skinny boys and then six is all girls i think he said all women yeah in a in a women's prison oh orange is the new jojos yeah dude fucking oh my god this the stands just keep getting crazier and crazier and crazier and then yeah it's a good watch man if you haven't hunter hunter is also worth the watch that's a really really good show i've

[00:31:22] heard about that yeah i think right now though like for my own kind of personal viewing i'm gonna keep going with invincible it's so good yes it's so good hell yeah i'm on i think i'm on the fourth episode now but like yeah like i'm i'm all in on this story too i'm like wait why did he do this what is going on like why what is the motivation here and like yeah all the fight

[00:31:51] scenes and stuff are really fucking cool there's a lot of really crazy voice actors on this show too did you realize that walton goggins is on this show on invincible who does he play he's uh cecil he's like the government guy yeah that's walton goggins what that's baby billy baby billy's bible bonkers i got another tape on the baby billy's bible bonkers i'm fucking famous maybe it's because i've only ever heard him with an

[00:32:20] accent from that and like vice principal he's also on the newest season of white lotus if you didn't already have enough reasons to try to watch this show we should what it's hbo is it just like like one but just like normal series or is it kind of like like an anthology like like black mirror or some shit it's definitely not like black mirror like you can't just be like i'm gonna start out season two like you can but like you don't want you

[00:32:49] there's things that do carry over like yes every season is a different location it's at a different resort it's basically just people's bullshit and drama that they bring to these resorts but it like always escalates so much and it is kind of just a drama like it's not that's cool it's not a whole it's there's no like horror or anything like that like it's just

[00:33:16] like drama but like the most intense drama and it just sucks you in and like you really start to be like man these characters are so ridiculous like the shit they're getting into and like choices that they're making it's fantastic dude like it's i've never seen anything like it like it's just so good for what it like what it actually is on paper you're just like okay so it's a drama but a bunch of different people at a resort big whoop

[00:33:45] yeah big whoop is right you fucking big you go ahead and skip it miss out on one of the coolest shows ever that tears up i'm gonna convince cheyenne that we need to watch do it start it tonight throw it on man i've also been re-watching breaking bad because i haven't watched it again since i first watched it back in like 2000 fucking 13 or 14 or whatever still holds up oh yeah still good i heard better call

[00:34:11] sol was really really good too but i haven't watched that last i think karen and i watched like the first season and we didn't ever go back to it but i heard i've heard it's really good that's what a lot of people say man like it it ties it ties a lot back into um breaking bad and even like the the sequel movie um el camino oh yeah i didn't watch that either you watched you watched ozark right no i tried to get cheyenne to watch it

[00:34:39] with me but she won't it looks good that's a good ass show man that's the jason bateman one right yep i wouldn't i wouldn't pass on that that's a really good show and it's only four seasons let's watch it without her yeah do it i want more horror in my life though honestly i just can't get enough horror and like i feel like we've been spoiled too

[00:35:05] in the last little while with like really good horror movies dude death of a unicorn just came out i want to see that have you seen the trailer for this shit uh no jenna jenna ortega's in it like they hit a unicorn while they're on their way to this place and they're like fuck they just think it's like a goddamn like a horse i guess or something they throw it in the trunk and then they get to this place and they're like yeah we got a dead thing in the trunk and then when they like bring it out they're like

[00:35:30] that's a fucking unicorn and then like they like call in like the military and like all these different like scientists and stuff to start running tests on it but then it like goes crazy and starts killing people so like that scene from uh from tommy boy where they have that dead deer in their car yes pretty much dude look at look at the trailer for this it's crazy yeah death of a unicorn i think it it just started like i think tonight like i'm pretty sure it's it's just starting and i wanted

[00:35:59] to see uh the monkey that looked cool too oh the like symbols monkey that yeah yeah it's supposed to be like kind of whack but i'll take what i can get for horror movies i also really enjoy like uh oh i don't know how to categorize them but have you seen oh i think it's just called like beach house or the beach house i think that's what it's called it's like there's these two couples that are

[00:36:28] vacationing in this beach house and then there's this like this like microorganism from the sea that starts like breaking down it's hang on let me i'm pretty sure it's just the beach house but that shit i've never heard of this fucking insane really um the beach whoops house we did finish that baby

[00:36:51] reindeer that was that's good yep that was that was a good ass show oh yeah the beach house three words the beach house it's on amazon prime okay okay everybody got a little bit of prime everybody got some priming down that's the dude that's the problem though now when it's like dude have you seen this show and it's like oh that sounds awesome what platform is it on it's like apple tv and you're

[00:37:20] like oh don't got that i paramount plus oh don't definitely don't got that oh you don't have paramount plus dude the new the new beavis and butthead series is so fucking good is it yeah it's really good oh man i think severance so many i think severance severance is on apple tv which is worth the subscription just to watch severance yeah we it's that's that show is worth your apple

[00:37:48] tv subscription just to watch that we paid for uh or we started like the seven day free trial and then we had accidentally paid for a month but it's like oh well fuck it the show was good and then uh there's like nothing else on apple tv plus that i would want to give them money for to watch uh there's some stuff there's some stuff man they got some they got some shows hang on they got some shows yeah

[00:38:13] i've heard silo is really good i've heard of them i've heard ted lasso like up and down the fucking street shrinking is supposed to be really good which is got jason siegel we have yeah we have watched that okay that that was is that good that it was pretty good yeah yeah i've heard that's really good it has um um um um um um um indiana jones han solo guy who's the actor that plays i can't think of his name are you talking about harrison ford yeah it's got harrison ford yeah yeah yeah oh i

[00:38:41] thought i thought you were saying there's a movie that's the han solo no something or other no he's in shrinking or whatever the fuck it's called yeah i've heard that's really good yeah shrinky dinky shrinky modinky yeah do it i've heard oh i've heard only good things about that oh and it's also got mythic quest which is fantastic final fantasy mythic quest no have you dude have you not watched

[00:39:06] mythic quest no i don't even know what that is wait we we could literally review this show on a on a fucking weekly basis this show was about video games like and it's but it was made by rob mcclehanny and it stars rob mcclehanny oh no way yeah and it's got like characters from sunny are in it like not characters from sunny but like actors that act in sunny like you'll see familiar faces

[00:39:31] and it's basically like they work at ubisoft like it is clearly an ubisoft company that they work for and rob mcclehanny's character is like the head guy but he's like a huge douchebag like he is such a fucking douchebag it's so good dude it's so good you have you absolutely have to watch this

[00:39:52] siggy maybe we might man i i think for other than naked and afraid and uh everything else oh my god i am such a fucking sucker for bar rescue like a whole new seer whole new season of bar rescue started and i didn't even fucking know when i have five episodes on the old dvr

[00:40:16] and i'm like oh shit i know what i'm doing tomorrow dude confession time real quick yeah confession time yeah i gotta do a little secret when it comes to reality tv because i watch the trashiest shit when i come like i won't watch like survivor or like you know bar rescue or none of

[00:40:40] these fucking things uh-uh no it's got to be so trashy for me to watch it that it's got to be like almost obscenely stupid 90 day fiance is the greatest reality tv show i've ever seen it's the craziest shit i've ever seen it is so crazy i hate reality tv dude i hate it with every fiber of my being

[00:41:06] but there's something about 90 day fiance that i'm just like oh my god give me more inject this directly into my veins because it's so stupid i'm like that with with hoarders we we watch hoarders quite a bit i can't watch that shit it's just so disgusting and i just feel bad for these people and you'll get desensitized to a man no no i'm also afraid to watch some of these shows because i'm

[00:41:33] i'm afraid like i'll see something that they're like this person has a mild case of hoarding and i'll be like oh fuck that's like me and like i'll see something that like resembles my lifestyle or something i'm like i don't want it at least with like 90 day fiance it's like yeah i'm not going over to like fucking some third world country and being like you're coming with me i know that doesn't apply

[00:41:56] to me so i can watch it it's fine but when it comes to like to like intervention holy fuck like that show used to fuck me up man i was like a teenager watching that shit on a and e dude you remember the fucking meme of that dude being like i still love you and the guy just like man when he cries you've seen that meme right oh yeah i seen that episode when it aired and i

[00:42:25] remember just like looking around the room and like my girlfriend and my parents be like how are you guys not laughing at this like i was like crying laughing and they're all like it's heartbreaking and i'm like i am crying laughing at this scene like i i got to see that as it aired before memes even existed oh you know what you know what i really really love um i fuck i love my strange addictions

[00:42:55] because i love watching people i just can't stop eating this couch it tastes so good to me oh my god dude that she's eating like eating the couch eating fluff out of her fucking bed and like half of her bed is like slanted because there's no foam in it because she keeps fucking eating it oh no there was this then there was this bitch that kept eating like little rubber shavings and she was like i feel fine i have some severe stomach pains every now and again but i'm fine and then she goes to the

[00:43:24] doctor and he's like you're gonna die dude you ever see the the dude that like could not stop working out he'd be like at work and he would just be like lifting weights i don't think i saw that one this guy he'd be like taking like these business calls he'd be like yeah we're gonna pump 60 000 into that fucking account and he also like he was like zoolander he like had some crazy ocd thing where he couldn't make like left turns so like when he would run up because he'd be like a fitness guy so

[00:43:52] he was like i don't take the elevator i take the stairs and he like would be running up the stairs but it was all the wrong turns that he couldn't make so he was just like you're twirling up these stairs my favorite episode is the one where the guy's in love with his car and he's like smooching it and stroking and shit i remember that something stupid like uh was it like like barry or like

[00:44:18] oh yeah it was a normal last name yeah it was like stephanie or shelby or something there was like a recent update on that guy he like made a tiktok or something he probably made a fucking car baby dude i laughed so hard because it was supposed to be like this heartfelt thing like yeah i became a meme on the internet and stuff but like i had a good life with stephanie like we had everything you know and then like it shows he had to like bring it to the car

[00:44:47] and he was like mourning it because it was a fucking dump and it got like compacted he's wearing a little fucking uh one of those like black veils or whatever like

[00:45:13] widow veil yeah i knew he's a widow oh my god oh that bitch that married there's that one bitch that married like a ferris wheel or a roller coaster or something stupid that was so good oh my god no it was the bridge my bad there was a lady that married a bridge yeah she married a fucking bridge dude how do you fuck the bridge uh i go bungee jumping

[00:45:42] there's so many holes you find phone and you fuck it oh god that show's so crazy dude oh yeah should we should we keep the crazy going and take an ad break we'll be right back guns don't kill people so you've heard you've heard of you've of course heard of ninja turtles like teenage mutant ninja

[00:46:12] turtles uh now it's uh we've got we've got a brand new uh spin-off series middle-aged eunuch ninja fellas middle-aged eunuch ninja fellas middle-aged eunuch ninja fellas middle-aged eunuch ninja fellas here's what no penis is penis power eunuch yeah they're eunuchs what does that mean

[00:46:38] i like so so the the turt the ninja turtles are mutants i didn't want them to be like mutant people and like it's i don't want to use the word mutant again and like the first word that came to mind was eunuch so i'm fucking gotta make a difference somehow they live in a super they live in the fucking super because they're eunuchs

[00:47:03] oh shit they've been shunned from society because they have no sex drive fucking holy shit are they like like mormons or something well no i mean mormons mormons can fuck like they have no many many why i mean they do the they do docking oh or like soaking yes soaking soaking sorry docking is a way way easier thing don't look

[00:47:31] that up please don't look that up all all of the middle is eunuch ninja fellas they're all they're all cousins and they constantly dock they're they're constantly talking oh no teenage mutant ninja cousins and they're fucking they're a master he's not he's not like a like a rat man like splinter he's a man rat so he's just like a really hairy man with a big

[00:47:59] nose he's like eating a fucking giant slab of old cheddar cheese yeah dude you boys need to go we need we're gonna learn some karate or no they do capoeira sorry they're ninjas that do capoeira they ride on capoe bars could you imagine like you're walking down a dark alley and then a ninja pops out of nowhere and starts break dancing it just starts doing like like break dancing

[00:48:26] fucking martial arts at you like oh fuck i've got like 30 minutes to get the fuck out of here before i get my ass clapped oh shit oh jerry what what are the names of the of the four middle-aged eunuch ninja fellas michael michael michael michael and michael

[00:48:53] they're probably all spelled some dumb fucking way like there's one that's just normal like

[00:49:18] m-i-c-h-a-e-l then there's one that's m-y-k-e-l oh god and then there's one that's michelle but it's pronounced michael and then there's just like uh i don't know like m i don't know some other weird fucking way but yeah they're all michael m-i-k-e-l and then oh my god and then instead of having like

[00:49:44] ninja weapons one has like uh just a fucking club just like a like a caveman club it's just a fucking club the other one has like a rain stick it's like don't fuck with michael he's got the fucking rain stick bro which michael are you talking about i'm michael i have the rain stick no not that fucking

[00:50:10] michael uh michael with the fucking rain stick michael shut the fuck up with your club you got the club which michael has the cheese grater i got the cheese grater oh i got the cheese grater he's got two that's the rafael he's got double cheese graters dude he's like don't fuck with me man i'm the angry one even though i'm not at all angry they're trying to fight and shit and rat man master splinter it's just like come come grate this cheese for me

[00:50:38] master clint master clinter fucking clunt dude yeah clunt no no no clunt would be like the thing that's like crying that's oh that's clunt what are their their main villainous clint eastwood for some reason just clint eastwood

[00:51:03] he'll never beat him but he's got like uh like schizophrenia so he's constantly switching between all the different characters he's played like dirty harry and grant torino and other characters no i i think for the villain i think the villain would need to be not him i think what you need for that villain

[00:51:30] is just rudy giuliani oh with with with the fucking with the oil sweats like the yes hair oil coming down his face he's the villain playing himself and just like they bring him in to the set and they're just like constantly they don't they don't even they don't even tell him what he's there for they just tell him he's there for like some fucking conference or something

[00:51:59] and then michael shows up with the cheese graters they're just like yelling at him and shit flailing their weapons quote unquote weapons around and he's just like what the fuck is this oh teenage mutant ninja michaels no no no no middle-aged eunuch ninja michaels

[00:52:25] with a z oh god what is that m a no no m e n m yeah there we go and beautiful coming to a theater or some shit near you theater or some shit it's just in the back of an abandoned fucking transport truck with a projector coming to a chilis near you

[00:52:51] look for it in your local burger king dumpster that's where i was born dude that's where rudy lives no rudy giuliani lives in the fucking uh the grease trap those like grease dumpsters with the little uh he lives in a giant fucking deep fryer he's always got a pocket full of coconut shrimp

[00:53:20] because he lives in that fucking bitch he just throws it and shit i mean he's coconut trip when he wants to get away oh shit go see that movie thank you we we help produce it thanks michael for sponsoring this episode no dicks yep

[00:53:51] we are should we i don't know i don't know what we should what we should should we talk about that nintendo direct no or uh no no no mr superman not here uh i don't know if we can after all these shenanigans i don't know it doesn't feel right michael michael michael michael and michael where my michael's at

[00:54:22] oh my god you know this is the second time that we've brought up michael's into something crazy oh like the transportation michael's oh and that's how they get around on themselves yeah themselves yeah shit full circle

[00:54:41] the megazord the michael sword combined to fight giant fucking rudy giuliani like rudy giuliani transforms into this giant greasy fucking slug monster yeah dude rudy julie kaiju

[00:55:10] rudy kaijuliani oh my god this is gold this is gold oh god i gotta throw up oh oh man my lungs hurt so bad um yep oh how do we get so nintendo right shit man i don't i keep smelling kraft dinner

[00:55:39] you ever smell kraft dinner from like a distance no never i don't know like i feel like you know how people are like oh if you smell burnt popcorn you're having a stroke people say stuff like that right if you if you smoke kraft dinner you're stupid you might be a michael you might be a michael you if you got hands for wheels and feet

[00:56:07] you might be a michael oh man where do we go from here i know where i go nintendo direct man straight to a fucking dumpster straight to my juicy fruit oh god juice that fruit baby yeah i want i want a beer so bad go get one i'm trying not to do the the beer and the scotch and the wine and during the week

[00:56:36] trying to keep that dedicated to friday saturday and sunday binging only binge drinking only that's how i control myself i binge makes pretty beautiful it makes sense to me it does it's it's easier to do that than it is to just be like

[00:57:06] draw a fucking x on my my hands and be like no i'm straight edge and then i get in the pit and just start doing these fucking arm cartwheels and shit and you get to tell everybody and their dog that you're straight edge sorry bro none of that for me man i'm straight edge i can't do that also nothing against people that are straight edge i just could never do that i can't you know what i mean like beer's too good beer wine scotch all that shit

[00:57:36] but like the hierarchy though for me my my weakness my kryptonite is wine that is my kryptonite because it just goes good with everything you know there's a red there's a white there's fucking rosés even though i don't really like a rosé but there's always a fucking wine for something you know dude if we're if karen's like hey we should have steak tonight i'm like yeah and i guess i'm going to get some more damn right yeah i i gotta have

[00:58:06] a glass of wine with steak like a steak dinner i can't not have a glass of wine that just makes sense right and then like under that is kind of like a tie between beer and scotch because like i don't i don't have like super expensive scotches just like kicking around because they don't last that's the problem i'll get like a really expensive bottle of scotch and the fucking second that i have company over i'm like we're getting this scotch and it's gone like do you

[00:58:35] do you enjoy scotch you drink scotch you fuck around with scotch i fuck around with scotch sometimes it depends on uh depends on who's over and what we're doing but yeah i can get down with scotch the only thing i cannot do well i mean i can do it but i i don't like vodka that's my one i'm not a big fan either no like i don't mind it tastes like rubbing alcohol man some of them are good like gray goose is not bad i can drink gray goose on the rocks with a lime it's really good that way i can i can fuck with that

[00:59:05] but this is like a distilled vodka that's not we're not talking about just like here in canada our cheap shit is like iceberg vodka ooh like the lettuce it just lit you open it up and it just smells like nail polish remover like it yeah it's not good at all but like oh dude do you fuck with some rum you look like someone you look like someone that could fuck with some rum have you had bamboo i don't think i can drink that shit

[00:59:35] straight out of the goddamn bottle you don't need to even mix it it's so good dude i could do that with uh jack the yeah jack daniels tennessee honey that shit's way too good it's it's pretty basic bitch answer because we're not allowed to buy that anymore because canada's mad at you guys what oh from the tariffs or whatever yeah they took all that shit down off the shelves like literally shit they did

[01:00:05] they were like well fuck you allowed to do that man i put a force field up you're not allowed this doesn't represent

[01:00:34] me yeah yeah that whole shit's so dumb i don't want to get into the tariffs thing i guess i understand like they want to make money off of importing shit but at the same time yeah but they don't understand how tariffs work yeah that's the best part we're all sitting here like okay you you you you pinky promise you want to do this and they're like yeah we're doing it it's like you you are you sure

[01:01:04] i want to make money off shipments okay tariffs in place get no shipments make no money like i want to make money you just see all the stonks just be like just like plummeting but anyways topic make america great again god don't say that like a fucking nazi salute at this point yeah i'm gonna cut that out for sure holy shit

[01:01:35] that's like they say beetlejuice three times you say maga three times you said with donald shrump and he craps you by the dick gives you a fucking double cheeseburger he's the real mcdonald's cheeseburger clown he's the fucking hamburglar orange hamburglar fucking hamburglar more like dude speaking of stupid shit the nintendo fucking virtual card bullshit yeah look i mean we could

[01:02:04] we could go over the nintendo directive like dude this game though this game and this game was cool and this game was cool but i wouldn't be in good fashion for this show why don't we talk about the dumb shit like that fucking virtual card bullshit why don't you just call it library sharing and why don't you just come right out and say hey this is nintendo's own wonky ass nintendo's fuck way to library share like of course it had to be so goddamn convoluted like like when

[01:02:34] they were like and then it acts as a virtual cartridge and was like what is even the point of this isn't that still just a digital game the only difference yeah the only difference is the fact that you can go up to somebody else's switch me like do you want to borrow my game and then you can give them that game wirelessly does it that's the that's the difference i think the whole point was supposed to be like as as if you lended somebody a physical game like you could lend them a digital copy

[01:03:04] but it should just be like the license sharing ship on playstation and like xbox where you just you just like if your account is on there you just install the game dalo and i have been doing a library share on playstation for a very long time and it's been great because like you just log into one another's accounts and then you connect them you log back out log back into your own and then what the great thing is about that is we have never paid full price for any

[01:03:34] of those games we basically split them i'll buy one when it comes out and then he'll buy the next one and i'll buy the next one and he buys the next one and that's exactly what jared and i do we've been doing that shit since 2015 yeah it's great and then like you know we we just play away on our on our games and stuff and yeah it's great that's like and then the michaels attack and then the michaels came and ruined everything gave us virtual cartridges

[01:04:04] teenage god i i'm still like i'm still kind of frustrated that nintendo keeps doing all these weird like not very necessary nintendo things but the switch has gone fucking almost it pretty much has gone on like 10 years now no ui change no ui change they'll add like little buttons on the bottom but it's always the same like bare bones fucking

[01:04:33] mobile phone looking ass ui still no themes you have just the two fucking themes white and black but like give give us more cool shit to do on the home screen to like customize it and decorate it and shit it ain't gonna happen now that uh that switch to direct is on next wednesday too by the way at the time of this recording on the 2nd of april i'm curious i bet you any money the ui looks exactly the same maybe a little flashier maybe they have like

[01:05:03] oh i i don't foresee it being wildly different i just want to know what the launch games are that's it like i'm gonna buy this thing regardless and yeah just show me show me those launch games one time that's all i care about at this point the apps too man like stop with the apps not to go too off topic but i'll get these apps out of the way i'm so when they were like miyamoto's

[01:05:32] coming out for one final announcement and i was like oh shit i thought it was gonna be a new mario yeah i was like holy fuck here we go buckle up boys and then he's like hello do you like the news well nintendo has given you news through directs now we have an app that can give you news and it's like motherfucker there's been one on the switch this whole time yeah like but

[01:06:02] yeah so they have the fucking nintendo switch online app already just add the news to that there's no need for another app and then they have the fucking music app like why not just add that i don't understand why can't it just be like the nintendo the nintendo app just take one and have like here's your music here's your fucking news that you can just get online why this is so pointless i was talking to tommy about it and he kind of made a

[01:06:32] good point about the whole news thing like nintendo just doesn't want to risk going through like social media sites to deliver news anymore because of how social media sites tend to if you if you post something with a link it'll it'll tend to just just bury it under everything else that that gets posted in that day so instead of doing instead of relying on that they just deliver the news on their own fucking can you imagine if nintendo ended up making their own social media platform they did it's me verse and

[01:07:01] it's well they did it was me verse and it was awesome bring it back you fucking pussies could you imagine if they came back out with that and they were like oh i would love it we know that x has shit the bed blue sky is good but still hasn't found its wings yet so here we are with me verse two dude oh my god i would fucking i would scream joy me verse was so fucking cool it was yeah the wii u man

[01:07:30] unappreciated console it was awesome people i remember i remember getting the wii u home man and just being like i don't know why people are shitting on this this is cool this is people are just they're too quick to hate on things they don't understand they just they see they see wii u and they think that's a stupid name the console looks dumb and people say that it didn't sell well so therefore it sucks but they don't give it a fair chance man

[01:08:00] no like it's awesome it does so much that other consoles can't it was a great console man it's good that xenoblade uh x remasters out now hey i haven't bought it yet i want to i'm reluctant because it's a big ass game i checked that uh how long to be how many hours well time to play the game

[01:08:30] why don't we play the game but this time we're doing it for how long do you think this game is to beat hands up dude all right main story what's your guess main story yeah 50 hours incorrect 68 that's a big chunky up a little bit it's a chunky boy just like that puke that i threw up into my mouth main plus sides 100 108 108 literally 108

[01:09:00] bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing winner winner uh completionist for the bonus 240 250 pretty close oh my god man 250 to complete this game jesus that's crazy that's disgusting yeah but goddamn i bet you it's good wait hang on you're gonna previews hold on i was checking the original

[01:09:29] it seems like the new one deviates i feel like they may have uh gotten some things cut either cut or maybe they just made it better but uh main story now is 50 and main plus sides is 57 which is like half the time that the original was saying but still that's that's a big ass game man yeah

[01:09:59] and like i've been i've been cranking out these fucking pokemon games and they are also like yeah sure you can like mainline a pokemon game if you're just like gym battle gym battle gym battle gym battle like one after the other elite four yeah like sure you can finish a pokemon game in like 15 hours but like not me man i can't i like try to you know

[01:10:29] level up my shit also let me just talk about something for a second the bullshit that is the elite four like when you get to the elite four in pokemon emerald i was telling you about this and how like the whole time through pokemon emerald i was like all right like every once in a while i'd have to like you know level level my team up a little bit but not like

[01:10:59] excessively or anything like i'd level them up and be like all right i'm good to go or like there's one instance where i was like shit like i really need a dark pokemon so i went and got um uh what's his name not uh the not the not the poochiana poochiana oh mighty yeah went and got that and i was like all right let's level this thing up a little bit so i grinded that thing out a little bit but not not bad then you get to the elite four and it's like

[01:11:29] what you guys are like 15 levels above me so what i just gotta walk around victory road for fucking 20 hours and just level this shit up nope i went and got that legendary pokemon and guess what he pretty much wiped the entire leap four and turned that shit into easy mode yeah except for the very last guy he was tricky because there was a lot of he used a lot of ice pokemon

[01:11:58] which um fucking ray ray ray is fucking weak to that ice for x weak dude ray flying he's deadly allergic to that shit like gluten god yeah like anaphylactic shock from fucking blizzard from a dq blizzard oh no if i was allergic to like dq blizzards i think i would just i got oh i just remembered i still have ice cream cake because it

[01:12:28] was at my daughter's birthday this week and we got our ice cream cake from dq there's still a bunch of them in my freezer i should go get some after this and get really high and eat fucking cake fuck yeah dude yeah while we're on the topic of uh beating games oh good beating game i thought you're gonna be like beating kids for your birthday you get beat whip out the fucking cheese graters in the brain stick dude i i referred to

[01:12:58] sorry this is completely off topic on super coast i was like i was asking greg how long it took to beat monster hunter wilds and i was like all right that's good information for my fellow beaters out there fellow beaters beth was like don't use that term i was like why not but like in my brain i'm always beating our meats i'm just

[01:13:27] thinking of it as beat like b-e-e-t b-e-e-t yeah like beets like the vegetable like the root vegetable yeah like the root vegetable beets so my beaters root root where all my beaters at show me them beats you're gonna fucking bushel full of beats i don't know uh so yeah speaking speaking of beats i uh yeah i've been on a roll beating games man when we were on

[01:13:57] vacation on the ride up i beat spin master on neo geo took me like fucking 20 minutes it was super duper short that doesn't doesn't really count i beat mouth washing before we left contra i had to put on a uh infinite lives cheat because that shit's wild that's more than fair yeah then finally beat super mario rpg remake fuck yeah he did that shit was only like like 13 hours long it's not it's not terribly

[01:14:27] long it's it seemed longer when i was a kid just because like i got stuck at the sunken ship because i couldn't figure out pearls couldn't figure it out pearls dude i have a memory of calling greg when i was a child and calling his house and being like do you know what the answer to this riddle is and he was like no and then my mom was like no then my mom and his mom were like working together to try to

[01:14:56] figure it out and then his mom went and got an encyclopedia it was like we'll figure it out we were like calling my aunt who lived like fucking four provinces over like do you know what the answer to this riddle is nobody knew and guess what never got to get past that part as a kid i didn't beat super mario rpg until i was a teenager that sucks ass yeah and i owned it for the second

[01:15:24] time yeah i beat i beat pepper grinder earlier today oh how was that good it was awesome uh the final boss i was like screaming like i was tearing my throat apart i was like fuck it was super fucking difficult eventually i figured it out and beat it yeah it was good it was only like three and a half hours like a little shorty yeah get your beat on beat my meat with beats

[01:15:55] beat my beats with beats yeah yeah yeah man get them beats i mean i got uh i got two pretty substantial beats i got that pokemon uh crystal and emerald both of them oh hell yeah both those bad boys and then guess what i threw on platinum hell yeah i gotta say something about platinum oh man this this sounds bad

[01:16:25] okay lay it on me um i don't care for the sound i don't care for the the sounds the soundtrack kind of bites compared to emerald so far kind of just i don't know and like i don't really like the aesthetic of this game at all like i don't like the look of this game i like all the cool new flourishes in the game i don't like the look of the game and most of the new pokemon that i've

[01:16:55] seen are fine looking but like some of them kind of suck like they look like they're off a fucking flash game i'm gonna level with you for a minute i kind of agree man everybody else that i talk to loves gen 4 like the entire you know uh diamond and pearl and platinum everybody else loves them i didn't give a i didn't give a shit about about that generation man because yeah the mom

[01:17:24] the pokemon's they're okay um yeah gen 4 is not that great man it's just it's gen 3 is the best greg's argument was that there's a lot of like iconic pokemon in gen 4 like isn't lucario in gen 4 like he's pretty he's pretty badass i guess yeah yeah lucario was in gen 4 the starters weren't that great i picked that monkey just because it was like the only one that i was

[01:17:53] like all right what's you look the least stupid what was the water one in gen 4 it was piplup no piplup's cool actually i lied piplup really he's a baller yeah the little penguin i went with that uh that mud kit for emerald and he dude final evolution evolution swampert that boy he's the boy he was a freight train yeah dude yeah he

[01:18:23] was crazy deathly allergic to uh to grass but there wasn't a lot of grass though in that whole game no grass no grass whatsoever just rocks just some rocks some dirt that's fine he lives in that ship yeah swampert is a fucking freight train he's a semi truck just plowing through uh kindergarten class man yeah yeah i had a i had a solid team at the end of emerald i had him

[01:18:53] i had a guard of war yes i had well i had that ray which was just like oh it's easy mode now he's he's a one-man army to be honest yeah that thing was insane who else did i have oh uh magneton which is always good i'm learning magneton is always good always always good pick you you can get magnemite like fairly early in those two games in gold silver and crystal and in emerald

[01:19:22] like you can get them pretty quick it doesn't take a long time to level it to magnum magneton either like and his stats are i was saying they're i know it was crazy like and like his yeah his stats are really good he hits hard and he withstands like so many different things and one of the really cool things about magneton is that being uh electric and steel it's only weak to

[01:19:52] fire and quad weak to ground but if he has the levitate ability that's one that's two weaknesses gone or no one weakness gone i should say just weak to fire boom pretty sweet yeah but yeah i went with that uh chimichamp or whatever the fucking chimichurri chimp new chimchar yep chimichurri yeah i don't know what i didn't look up what the final evolutions were what they look

[01:20:22] like monferno hopefully it doesn't look hopefully it doesn't look stupid i don't remember let me look these up right now no infernape is the last one infernape yeah one cool thing that uh oh that looks so sick yeah infernape is pretty cool he looks like a megaman x like maverick dude look up um uh empoleon the last form of piplup it's a it's a penguin it's cool

[01:20:51] looks like a mad penguin though it looks pretty dope not gonna lie oh this toe this tortera looks stupid as fuck though fucking grow a tree on your back you piece of shit you fucking grow some fat fucking turd on his back yeah he's a fucking landfill on his back garbage garbage yeah they gen 4 added uh new evolutions for different mons from gen 1 like electabuzz got a stupid one it was

[01:21:21] electivire he looks kind of dumb our boy magneton evolves into magnezone he looks like a fucking ufo oh yeah and it's really cool yeah greg and beth were talking about that too oh is greninja in uh no that's six oh really lucario though lucario's cool this dude pretty dope but yeah like i'm gonna play it i'm still gonna play it but so far my initial reaction is like i don't like the aesthetic

[01:21:51] of this game like at all i just i don't know there's something about it so far that i'm just like i don't know but it's apparently one of the better ones even though i don't know when i looked when i was looking and i i understand like with pokemon mileage may vary you know like everybody's favorite pokemon is different and honestly like i i really enjoyed crystal and emerald

[01:22:21] but like those were immediate reactions to like as soon as i threw it on i was like oh yeah this is what's up and then as soon as i threw on this ds one i was like and then you know i i had just gotten done saying to craig and beth like i think i'm getting a little bit pokemon out because that elite four took a lot out of me when i went to them in the in emerald and then greg and beth were like hey don't forget you're not fully done i was like no i'm done

[01:22:50] i seen the first credits that's enough for me i'm fucking i'm out yeah i did the thing i'm not doing the other shit and they're like but there's still one more like pokemon master and i was like i don't give a shit he can stay the pokemon master i beat the elite four and that's all i need i've done the base game give me my bell bitch yeah i'm out of here and that's what i did i turned that one off and then i was like all right let's check out this uh

[01:23:19] this ds one and i don't think it had anything to do with me being pokemon'd out i just felt disappointed i expected like their first foray into like semi 3d to be better yeah like cooler looking or something because like it still essentially uses like cardboard cutouts of the fucking pokemon and just makes them like wiggle around as shit which is like i don't know man you could have animated these like

[01:23:49] a little bit yeah they they did it a lot better in black and white is black and white like really crazy because i keep hearing about how like nuts those games are they're pretty cool man like the the pokemon are really really cool uh and then and there's two different versions there's black and white and there's black 2 and white 2 well black and white 2 are from a totally different perspective than the original black and white in terms of like how you how you go through the region like when you start from the south and go north or something

[01:24:18] like that i forget but really yeah and the story is kind of fucking cool too because like the the big the big legendary like the rayquaza of black and white curam he's this like genetic mutation thing that you can like splice genes from like the the black or white pokemon into him and make some like some genetic monstrosity and it's what it's it's cool it's cool dude

[01:24:48] then after black and white was x and y yeah yeah was it x and x y yeah and then sun and moon that was like the x y was like the first real 3d one right yep on 3ds still top down right ish or was it more down like no it was it was still pretty top down but they made it was it was actually 3d and not like pixel art so everything looked kind of cooler right and

[01:25:18] then with sun and moon that's when they made it like um less top down and more like not not from like an over the shoulder kind of view but like a like a harvest moon kind of look if that makes any sense um is sun and moon good sun and moon i thought was pretty good it's also got some really cool pokemon sword and shield though right like this that's one that people are pretty divisive on it was pretty meh like if you don't play

[01:25:47] those you're not missing a lot it was it looks so good like when you see screenshots of it it's like oh this looks wild and it actually ran well unlike fucking scarlet and violet dude i've played yeah i've played violet and it sucks because like i did like what i was playing i did but the game was fucking broken yeah that's the big trade-off dude like sword and shield would be so much better if it was open

[01:26:16] world like scarlet and violet because like the pokemon are cool the world is cool the music is fucking good but there's not you can't really go anywhere like you just go to a town and then you walk in the wild for a little bit and then there's another town and that's about it but so it's just yeah it's just the same formula exactly none of these games i don't think any of these games really break that formula until scarlet violet do they i think uh legends rcs did it first i'm pretty sure

[01:26:46] well yeah that's that's a different thing though yeah which by the way of breaking news um in that new legend za you can sit down at a table and have lunch with your pokemon i love all the goofy shit like that that they try to do like in sword and shield you could make sandwiches with your no you made you made curry you made curry with your pokemon as novel as that is

[01:27:16] that's the kind of shit i don't give a single solitary fuck about i don't care about any of that stuff i was like look you can you can dress your pokemon up in stupid little outfits that shit didn't it's like i don't care just let me catch the pokemon let me fight the pokemon fight and let me be the best let me go fight the elite four and let's call it a day like that's all i want out of these games luckily enough i can have that in

[01:27:46] all of these games i will add that the the sandwich making in scarlet and violet was pretty fucking cool because you can just you get i made this dumb little game of seeing like how many bacons i could stack until they all fall over just to get a whole big it's a pokemon game i know it doesn't need to have good sandwich physics but it's cool just stacking as many bacons as i can until it falls over makes a mess and it's like a plus sandwich

[01:28:15] god oh my god also in that direct i laughed so hard at the tamadachi life trailer oh with the giant dude just randomly like the giant like woman is like i was like what the fuck is going on with this i laughed so hard at that cackled at it dude oh my god because it was funny because like i woke up and you were like dude are you watching the direct i was like when is that and you were like it's on now and i

[01:28:43] was like what the fuck i came to my taps so quickly i like rose out of bed it was just like all right holy fuck like i gotta fucking shoot these emails off but like i gotta watch this direct too and then yeah i just started watching it like pretty much live with you i i watched i i tuned in like during the uh some that new somnium the ai somnium files yeah that was the second announcement yeah i missed the dragon quest thing but all it

[01:29:13] said was that it was it was coming 2025 that's it yeah and then that oh man that metroid looked good i know like at first when they were like samus has cool psychic powers i was like is that gonna be cool though yeah and then they were showing them like they were showing samus and they show it and i was like oh that is yeah that is tight that just sounded like um uh jojo's uh stand oh the

[01:29:42] oh no no no no no no no no no fucking yeah it sounds like uh like a fucking slingshot like or no a whip not a not a slingshot slingshot okay not to go back to jojo but like dude yeah do it kakyoin stand is so fucking stupid let's talk about jojo's the jojo direct the kakyoin stand is so stupid because like it's it's

[01:30:11] thing is that it's emerald splash and like who cares dude emerald splash my fucking nuts i don't know yeah that one does suck there i also i also love that um jo joseph is just constantly yelling i don't know if that man has oh my god did you watch the english dub or did you watch the japanese one i watched the

[01:30:39] japanese one but even in japanese they say um they say oh my god yeah greg is so we're we're watching it on uh there's a netflix thing called uh teleparty where you can like sync up a netflix viewing that's cool and like yeah so that's how we've been watching it together like we just hop on discord and then he sends the the link for the invite and then where you go and yeah he's watching the uh the japanese one and

[01:31:09] i'm watching the english and i didn't realize until like quite a ways into this one that uh jojo is voiced by matt mercer oh shit like joe tarot is voiced by matt mercer or fuck matt mercer yeah yeah and you know that uh that little old lady the crazy little old lady i don't know which lady oh yeah yeah yeah the one that works for dj in the english dub she's uh voiced by the same

[01:31:37] voice actress that did uh rita from power rangers you read over volta where the fuck yeah yep yep dude you know what slapped really hard tell me sailor moon i don't remember queen barrel queen barrel was a bitch but she was super cool i don't remember anything at all about sailor god damn tuxedo mask other than tuxedo mask and the fucking he's

[01:32:04] cool as fuck theme song the she's the one that's how i learned my planet sailor moon yeah dude sailor venus fiends sailor mercury dude he's the west that shit all the time when i was a kid after you get through your other shows and they get made fun of mercerly mercer mercilessly after you finish your other shows you need to watch akame got kill that shit is yeah you've mentioned that a couple times it's good it's one of those shows where everybody fucking dies well i guess it's

[01:32:34] not a spoiler but yeah come on man it's good though it's really cool it's got cool superpowers kind of too like everybody has their special weapons that they attune with and shit it's nuts speaking of nuts this has been a nuts episode yeah it is why don't we uh

[01:33:04] why don't we close her off and i can go watch some invincible it's been a fantastic void cast it has been a good void cast with a nice little treat for the void uh i think it's time for the saddest part of the show random recommended games that's right random recommended games and this week i don't have a game that's fine this

[01:33:32] week i got a show i got a show for all huge bronies to watch yeah because we do void cast that's it all rules are off baby the only rule is that there are no rules and that's right have fun that's the second rule there are no rules but also have fun that's what they said at fight club yeah for sure yeah yeah they were just like smiling guys guys by the way before you get started i just want everybody to have fun

[01:34:02] okay they're all clapping shit like the fucking walmart people in the middle in the morning yeah dude have you ever walked into that fucking ritual never seen that shit dude go to dude i'm i promise you right now i don't want to try to go to wal i don't give a fuck you're doing this go to walmart on the weekend you for sure live like within your shot of a wall oh yeah there's walmart's fucking everywhere go to walmart find out what time they open get their like just as the doors are doors are opening and pretend like you're gonna

[01:34:32] go fucking look at some goddamn video games or something but like look for the chanting it's real i worked at a walmart for like a month when i was in college in like the like the garden center dude this shit is real they do this they do like chants and shit and clapping and they used to be like you have to partake in this and be like fuck no i don't i'm going out to move some fucking soil and

[01:35:01] shit around maybe like will no you you're gonna come over you're gonna do the class and you'll be happy and you gonna say the motto and i was like i'm not doing any of this shit like you pay me the bare minimum let me just go stock soup you old bitch yeah no didn't do it but man go check it out it's like it's like fucking you'd think it's illuminati shit sounds illuminati illuminati

[01:35:26] i would highly recommend that people go check out invincible oh my god yes four episodes deep but i can tell you right now it's very nostalgic for like me because it reminds me of watching like the old x-men cartoons and like the old spider-man batman animated series and

[01:35:55] gargoyles even like it just has this really awesome like animation aesthetic to it that's like old school but like very well done and polished the voice acting is incredible the story has its hooks in me it is gory as all fuck though trigger warning it is gory but like in the most glorious kinds of ways and it's a superhero show that's not really a superhero show

[01:36:23] but it is it's just i would just go check this out go in blind even you don't have to but it is really good it is yeah i'll second that this is that's not we going to watch this as soon as we off this my random recommend data game is also not going to be a game i'm going to recommend the fucking album to people oh yeah dude all right i'm gonna recommend what you got the new the the new pale face swiss dude i can't fucking stop cannot stop

[01:36:53] god so fucking good the listeners jerry and i so really love heavy shit and pale face swiss is one of those like slams one of that's like oh man they are so heavy they remind me sometimes of like old slipknot and then sometimes it's like this is like just primal like it's so fucking heavy i love that shit the way great album dude

[01:37:21] the way the the vocalist does like in between lyrics or whatever he'll be like oh like he does that deep oh yeah like yeah you're like oh fuck your religion because it's made up and like doing that kind of shit like it feels real have you ever listened to uh king 8 10 no that guy sings like that too that shit's good they're intense they're from uh flint michigan oh shit no wonder they're intense

[01:37:49] oh dude it's all water yeah the the these guys do not fuck around like these guys are some real tough hooligans these guys hooligans dare do well oh the name of the album is cursed by the way it's called cursed yeah by pale face swiss yeah please go check that out it's it's a it's amazing oh yeah speaking of music link park dropped another new song today yeah i know they're still like oh yeah

[01:38:17] yeah with the chick singer yeah yeah so they they dropped another new one and it's i guess they also announced that uh that new album has a deluxe version coming out with like three new songs on it the keychain it was cool i hope there's fingers crossed there's a keychain i would i would love a keychain i want to go see those guys a lot dude and they just announced that corn and gojira are coming to my city it's over yeah i've seen both of those bands like literally the same day in

[01:38:46] 2015 and it blew my buggin mind buggin mind yep it was wild first time i ever crowd surfed in my life was to flying whales by gojira fact you can look up gojira 20 2015 heavy montreal flying whales i'm in that video hell yeah i i'd be crowd surfing hello crowd surfing speaking of surfing we're surfing the fuck out of here

[01:39:15] studio because jerry needs to get let's go to this stupid fucking studio surrounded by these fucking michaels all the mike all the michael la phones and the the michael mobiles and ninja michael anyway yeah yeah thanks for hanging out everybody uh check out the patreon website listen to super ghost radio leave a rating review all that cool stuff but uh yeah be sure to be sure to tune in next time when uh jerry rides his uh

[01:39:43] he drives his michael right out of the super pod saga studio parking lot right into a tree and aaron finally tries fentanyl for the first time it's gonna be a great time please tune in good episode it'd be the fentanyl reaction okay bye bye