Loading Memories with C. Felton

[00:00:00] Hello, hello. Welcome to a Novel Console weekly podcast where we talk about books, games, food and stuff that caught our attention during the week.

[00:00:28] This week we have another very special loading memories episode this time with one of our Discord community members. Felton, Felton, how are you doing today, ma'am?

[00:00:39] I am doing exceptionally well, I would say. How are you, Chris?

[00:00:45] I am fucking exhausted, dude. I am so tired. I'm working this stupid fucking project that worked that I'm dying for it to be over and I just need a vacation after it's done. So you know how it goes.

[00:01:03] Yeah, will that be attainable for you? Is that something you can do relatively soon after?

[00:01:09] Yeah, so I'm probably gonna finish the project this week. I just have to like drive an hour to work and then an hour back every fucking day to get it done.

[00:01:18] And then I should be done by Friday if not Thursday, hopefully Thursday. I'm gonna push for Thursday but...

[00:01:25] Hell yeah.

[00:01:26] If not Friday and then going to work Monday and then Tuesday start my vacation finally but...

[00:01:32] Nice.

[00:01:33] Man, yeah. I'm fucking tired.

[00:01:36] Yeah, it's always that last little stretch, dude.

[00:01:39] Oh yeah, oh yeah. And my boss knows so he's like, I need you to get this done before you go. I'm like, I know, shut up.

[00:01:47] You know how it goes. But hey, we're here to talk about your gaming memories. We've been doing the series where I bring guests on, friends from the community, other podcasters and we talk about games that we go through.

[00:02:05] We talk about games that we grew up playing. So tell me about you. I know you do some music stuff. What's the music stuff that you do?

[00:02:14] Yeah, I run a little studio. I teach people how to play instruments. I play instruments and I do production work for basically anybody that wants to give me money to do that for them.

[00:02:32] But yeah, I've been doing this for a few years. I've been playing instruments for more than half my life at this point. So yeah, that's how I spend a good chunk of my time. That's what I do.

[00:02:45] That's pretty cool. What was the first instrument you learned how to play?

[00:02:50] If we skip recorder, the ungodly abomination of early elementary, I would say clarinet and school band because I wanted to play saxophone because I wanted to be like Lisa Simpson.

[00:03:04] I thought she's fucking cool. I don't know what cool is. I don't know what jazz is, but something about what she's got going on is like quote unquote cool.

[00:03:14] And so I wanted to play sax. A few years later, I got guitar and dropped out of band immediately. It was over. It was all guitar forever.

[00:03:22] How it goes. But hey, I know you have an affinity for the library and getting people signed up.

[00:03:28] Yes. I do.

[00:03:30] So it's very on brand and very Lisa Simpson of you to play the clarinet.

[00:03:37] Yeah, 100%. And I'm glad you said that for anyone listening. I don't know when the last time you've been to a public library is but my God, I can guarantee you if you haven't been any time recently they have much more to offer than you expect.

[00:03:49] And and cards are free and and it's helpful for the library and for the community for them to have patrons so please go enjoy it.

[00:03:59] You're paying for it in your tax dollars. It's a beautiful place. Sign up your friends, sign up your family, sign up everyone libraries for life.

[00:04:07] All right, that's the end of my appeal.

[00:04:09] Yeah, gotta gotta sign them up for those for those library witnesses so that they get random visits from the library witness people knocking on their door.

[00:04:18] Yeah, had the worst possible time whenever they're working from home.

[00:04:21] Look, I'm going to show up and be the person unless you have a card like you get the card or I will be the person showing up in a very slim tie.

[00:04:30] Right.

[00:04:32] It's gonna be like, Hey, have you heard about our Lord and Savior free books at the library?

[00:04:36] I have. I have. Oh my God. I have said almost that exact same sentence multiple times in multiple discord. Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the library?

[00:04:45] The library.

[00:04:48] It's like the library is like the number one champion in the battle for anti-capitalism while also being gentle and beloved by communities.

[00:05:01] Like how I name one other thing in 2024 in the United States that can be anti-capitalistic and also beloved by communities.

[00:05:09] But anyways, now that's really my end of my library spiel because otherwise I will do this for the next hour and a half at least trust me.

[00:05:17] How many times has that been a thing on discord where somebody jokingly has said something about the library and it ends up being like a half day conversation about how cool the library is?

[00:05:28] Like, oh man, it's almost like more times than I can count because anytime anyone brings up anything book related.

[00:05:39] I'm usually like, Hey, do you have a card? You know, you know, I'm trying to find this audio book. I'll check on audible.

[00:05:46] It's like, well, wait, wait a minute. You have a card because like they have it. I promise you they have it for free.

[00:05:52] You don't have to give your money to Bezos. Like there are a lot of librarians right around the corner that would be so delighted if you would come check it out or even check it out digitally.

[00:06:03] They have so many digital resources folks in 2024. They have so many digital resources folks.

[00:06:10] You don't have to go just to get the card. You don't have to go.

[00:06:14] Jared is a big, a big proponent of the library. She loves it. She loves hoopla. She loves everything that she can get digital or audio.

[00:06:22] I still find it very, very fucking funny to be put on a waiting list for a digital book. It almost makes it feel like they're taking like the file and sending out the one file to people and then having them bring it back.

[00:06:40] There's like a digital waiting list to borrow digital books and shit.

[00:06:43] Dude, I would love that if I checked out an ebook, like an audio book and they gave it to me on a thumb drive. Dude, that would be the best.

[00:06:51] I would love that.

[00:06:53] That would be funny as fuck man.

[00:06:55] A Binder Rose Floppies.

[00:06:56] So that's basically what I picture. Right?

[00:06:59] Hell yeah.

[00:07:00] It's just packed with floppies.

[00:07:02] Hell yeah.

[00:07:03] I said the war in peace or war in front of a paper.

[00:07:06] Oh my God.

[00:07:08] Yeah, yeah. You have to wheelbarrow it home for sure.

[00:07:12] Right.

[00:07:13] No, I'm in. I'm in.

[00:07:16] That shit's funny man.

[00:07:18] So where can people find you? Do they want to do anything music related or get you to teach them how to play music?

[00:07:27] Oh, that's a question that until recently has had no answer because I haven't really had any online presence.

[00:07:36] But now people can find me at Southern Terminus recording at Instagram.

[00:07:44] At Instagram.

[00:07:45] Yeah, you can pop that in the old Google page and it should pop up.

[00:07:50] You can pop it up in the old Instagram and it should pop up.

[00:07:54] That there are things to come.

[00:07:58] So yeah, should one find it, keep an eye out because there are things to come in 2024 for sure.

[00:08:05] So it's Southern.

[00:08:07] Correct.

[00:08:08] What again?

[00:08:09] Southern Terminus recording.

[00:08:12] Terminus?

[00:08:14] Correct.

[00:08:15] Terminus.

[00:08:16] Okay.

[00:08:17] Southern Terminus recording with spaces and with underscores.

[00:08:21] You got it.

[00:08:23] Got it.

[00:08:24] Just gave you a follow.

[00:08:26] I'll plug that into the episode description for people to follow and see what you're going to be up to on that Instagram.

[00:08:33] Hell yeah.

[00:08:35] Yeah, so video games man.

[00:08:39] What was your first game or what's your favorite game of all time?

[00:08:44] That's usually the question I lead up with because I have no structure.

[00:08:47] So yeah, give me an answer.

[00:08:50] So my favorite game of all time is it's a bad one.

[00:08:57] It's not a good one.

[00:08:59] It's a dumb one, but it's mine and I love it.

[00:09:03] It is specifically the Xbox port of the Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind.

[00:09:12] Right.

[00:09:13] You were talking about that a while back on Discord.

[00:09:17] Yeah, you can often find me talking about the Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind on the internet and in person.

[00:09:26] It is not a rare thing.

[00:09:29] So I know that there's also like a sentimental story attached to that Elder Scrolls.

[00:09:35] Ah yes.

[00:09:36] Love that you have.

[00:09:38] Yeah.

[00:09:39] You want to share that?

[00:09:41] Yeah, I'll share that.

[00:09:43] I don't remember exactly how I shared it before, but the general gist of it is that my older brother five years older than me

[00:09:53] at the time that he had his first job, the first Christmas rolled around and he

[00:10:01] surprisingly and bewilderingly purchased for me an Xbox and a copy of the Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind,

[00:10:12] which I then lived inside of for obscene amounts of time over the years to come.

[00:10:23] I had been introduced to it at a friend's home on PC right after it came out.

[00:10:28] I was obsessed with it and then this is about 2003-2004, I believe somewhere in there.

[00:10:34] And so then I have my own copy of it and I am ravenously consuming this dumb, dumb, dumb game.

[00:10:41] It's so, so good and so clunky.

[00:10:46] I got to it at just the right age where none of that mattered.

[00:10:51] All that mattered was that it was the first game that I had ever played where it was just a big space that you could just go around.

[00:10:59] Just go around, just go poke around, go do things, be curious.

[00:11:03] You know, there's no left to right.

[00:11:06] There's no forward to back chapter.

[00:11:09] It's just, you just poke around, just go in that person's house, see what's in their drawer.

[00:11:13] Why is that shirtless man standing there? What's that pipe doing under his bed?

[00:11:16] You know what I mean? So, you know, that curiosity, so, so, so much time spent inside of that game.

[00:11:23] I would have been 12 to 14 around that point.

[00:11:25] So definitely it's the earliest game I played, but a very formative game and probably my favorite game of all time against my will.

[00:11:32] I wish, I wish I had a better game as my favorite game of all time,

[00:11:37] but unfortunately that's the one that branded itself onto my brain.

[00:11:42] I mean, you could have a worse game.

[00:11:44] Like you can have like Bubsy 3D or something stupid like that.

[00:11:48] My whole life could be built around Bonk's revenge.

[00:11:52] Yeah, that would be, yeah.

[00:11:54] I mean, Bonk's good, but you know, it's like...

[00:11:59] Right, right.

[00:12:01] So was that the first time you ever played a video game when you played Elder Scrolls or anything?

[00:12:06] Absolutely not.

[00:12:07] So like my first console, I think the first console that I really consciously remember as having was a Sega Genesis,

[00:12:15] which was such a badass console.

[00:12:18] Everything cool and edgy about the 90s.

[00:12:22] Yeah, Sega Genesis I played a bunch of and also watched my older brother play a bunch of as a youngling born.

[00:12:30] I'm almost the exact same age as you.

[00:12:32] I know this for a fact.

[00:12:34] So to give you some...

[00:12:36] I'm 33.

[00:12:37] So yeah, if you were around 12 to 14 and around 2004 then yeah,

[00:12:45] you're about maybe like two years younger or something like that.

[00:12:50] I'm exactly your age and I know this for a fact.

[00:12:53] I am 33.

[00:12:54] I was 12 in 2014.

[00:12:59] For some reason I thought you were younger.

[00:13:02] I think it might be like all the biking and crashing into fences and shit that you do for fun.

[00:13:08] Yeah, yeah.

[00:13:09] No, it keeps me young for sure.

[00:13:12] Yeah, definitely.

[00:13:14] So Sega Genesis, that's the first console I ever played that I consciously remember.

[00:13:22] It wasn't mine.

[00:13:23] It was at this daycare where the lady son, like one of her sons had a Sega Genesis.

[00:13:32] So sometimes you would bring it out and connect it onto the TV for all the kids to play.

[00:13:37] And I think I'm like 95% sure that the first game I ever played was Sonic 2.

[00:13:45] Oh yeah.

[00:13:46] Oh my God, yeah.

[00:13:47] Yeah.

[00:13:48] So that was very, very formative for me.

[00:13:52] Like I wanted to play video game server since then and I had no idea how to convey it.

[00:13:56] So you know.

[00:13:58] Yeah, I do believe that Sonic 2 is maybe the first game that I consciously remember as well.

[00:14:05] Yeah, that's wild.

[00:14:06] It's the colors man.

[00:14:07] Going fast colors, you know, the music, fucking great music.

[00:14:12] Yeah, that music, dude, that music rules.

[00:14:15] It rips so hard, dude, to this day.

[00:14:21] I mean, every once in a while you hit like a carnival zone in one of the later ones that you're like,

[00:14:25] I can't, this is literal.

[00:14:27] I mean, I get it.

[00:14:28] It fits the carnival.

[00:14:29] It's like, but I cannot listen to this clown song, but like every other song fucking rips, dude, so hard.

[00:14:36] Right.

[00:14:37] Right.

[00:14:38] And you know, it's funny because Thrac also grew up playing the Genesis that I think he said,

[00:14:45] that's like his favorite console of all time and he's not nostalgic for it.

[00:14:48] It's a good one.

[00:14:50] Yeah, it's a good one.

[00:14:53] I recently got one and I got like three games for it and I'm probably never going to play it

[00:14:58] because I don't have like all the cables that I need.

[00:15:02] And even if I get them, I'm sure they won't look.

[00:15:05] It won't look good on my TV.

[00:15:07] So yeah, yeah, do you have a CRT for that?

[00:15:10] I was about to say, do you have a CRT by chance?

[00:15:14] No, I need one.

[00:15:15] Hurts the heart.

[00:15:16] I really need one.

[00:15:18] Yeah, because I also got the GameCube and bunch of games for the GameCube and whenever I put

[00:15:23] it on a TV, I can't see anything because it's way too dark.

[00:15:27] Hurts the heart.

[00:15:28] Hurts the heart.

[00:15:29] Not the way the Lord intended the GameCube to be experienced.

[00:15:34] Right.

[00:15:35] So, but at least I got a Steam Deck.

[00:15:36] So you know, I can go to the game.

[00:15:37] Okay.

[00:15:38] There, yeah, that's, you've got it.

[00:15:39] Yeah.

[00:15:40] Yeah.

[00:15:41] So, but as long as I can manageably listen here folks in 2024, as long as you have some

[00:15:47] way to manageably and meaningfully play the wide breadth of generations of

[00:15:53] video games that are accessible on the internet archive legally through

[00:16:00] legally some loopholes because the Internet archive is a library.

[00:16:04] So I'm just recommending the library here.

[00:16:08] 2024 you have some meaning meaning flu and manageable way to play all of the games that have ever existed because they're all accessible to everyone forever

[00:16:16] Then you're good. Yeah, so you've got the steam deck. So you're good. Yeah for sure

[00:16:20] I've got I've got I've got the modded we which takes care of most of it

[00:16:24] And the rest is a you know tossed around another assorted various consoles

[00:16:30] Right

[00:16:32] Modded we dude. It's my number one

[00:16:34] That's I play it so much play it so much. Do you run it on on a CRT or are you using like an ectv to I am

[00:16:42] I am fortunate

[00:16:43] I am blessed to have a place near me that

[00:16:47] Has a regular stock of very well kept and tested CRTs for at least

[00:16:53] 20 and at most $50

[00:16:57] So I have a beautiful 20 man a beautiful 24 inch day whoo

[00:17:02] CRT in my living room and a nice little 13 inch Orion

[00:17:05] That's just like in my bedroom under the cupboard waiting to be set up and used for something else

[00:17:12] I am jealous

[00:17:16] Man because I was looking at them on ebay under like

[00:17:20] 200 300 dollars

[00:17:22] For a little crt tv dude my yeah, my 24 inch was 35 dollars. They had a 32 inch

[00:17:29] Sony Trinitron the 32 inch like I

[00:17:33] Thought that was what I was gonna get until I tried to lift it a man in decent shape

[00:17:40] And it it it crushed me

[00:17:43] Uh, immediately I went to the 24 inch but they had a 32 inch sony trinitron

[00:17:47] 55 dollars

[00:17:50] Gamers dream

[00:17:51] 55 dollars unbelievable

[00:17:54] Um as insane

[00:17:57] So someday I'll get one and the thing is I work for a used to work for a

[00:18:04] A call center a reservation's call center for a major hotel chain in Orlando

[00:18:11] And when I worked there they were they were like

[00:18:14] Replacing all of their crt tvs

[00:18:18] with like flat screens

[00:18:21] and behind the call center was

[00:18:24] Like a

[00:18:26] Goodwill of sorts, but it was like ran by the people from the hotels

[00:18:31] So everything from the hotels that they wanted to get rid of they would just put it there for sale

[00:18:36] and they had

[00:18:38] crt's out the ass like they had so many that they started lighting them outside of the

[00:18:44] Of the building and they would just get rained on and fucking ruin god damn

[00:18:48] That is not where I wanted that story to go

[00:18:51] Oh

[00:18:52] And it's the heart and I never never went in to get a fucking crt tv

[00:18:57] Oh, that's that. Uh, that's you just twisted the knife

[00:19:00] Especially where I did not want that story to go

[00:19:04] Right like the thing is like I would see them. I'm like

[00:19:07] I would look at them if I take one of these nobody's gonna notice

[00:19:10] But you know they were outside getting rained on sunshineed upon and all that shit

[00:19:15] Which is not it's not good for them. Yeah, it's really not it's definitely not good

[00:19:21] For electronics to get sun and rained on that's hot take

[00:19:25] But I I'm with you though. I can see that that makes sense

[00:19:30] Yeah, that makes sense right and like the thing is that we as employees we would get like a uh

[00:19:35] I think it was like a 25 dollar not 25 dollar 25 discount

[00:19:40] Yeah on whatever we bought from that store, but you know, I didn't think about it

[00:19:46] Yeah

[00:19:47] Fucking miserable. Yeah, I wonder if they still have any if I would go there

[00:19:53] I doubt that place even success they they've still got them, but they've still been getting rained on for years

[00:19:59] They're just sitting in the same exact spot

[00:20:03] They're like eight inches lower because all the ground underneath them has just been rained in mud yet

[00:20:08] No, they're they're there dude. Go get one for sure. It'll be good. It'll be good

[00:20:12] Genesis to look exactly like you remember it

[00:20:15] Right

[00:20:16] Now that I think they closed down that thing because that hotel was having issues because the owner's a fucking idiot and

[00:20:22] He was making stupid decisions and trying to blame it on everybody else but him so

[00:20:29] Yeah, that I think that uh sometimes

[00:20:32] This is just my own personal opinion

[00:20:34] My personal opinions do not reflect the opinions of the novel console podcast

[00:20:38] I think sometimes beyond a certain amount of money people start to lose their minds

[00:20:44] And I think that that that amount of money is way lower than people think it is

[00:20:49] Oh, yeah, like like he

[00:20:52] He bought like this crack motel in coco beach

[00:20:56] Like it it is stuck literally between two strip clubs. It's a shithole

[00:21:01] He bought it and when he bought it the nights were like

[00:21:04] 10 $15 a night

[00:21:06] And he started selling them the rooms for like 250 a night

[00:21:10] So if you wanted to turn in into like this family resort and

[00:21:15] The rooms weren't fucking selling and and they were like, oh, you guys don't know how to sell

[00:21:20] the

[00:21:21] This is your fault

[00:21:22] The

[00:21:23] We're losing money because you guys don't know how to tell people how to book these rooms and

[00:21:28] And this and this attempted family

[00:21:31] And this attempted family resort in between two strip clubs was in florida you say

[00:21:36] Yeah, it's like crack mile in coco beach

[00:21:41] Oh, okay. Okay. All right. All right fair enough

[00:21:47] Like he like they added like a water park to it

[00:21:51] They had like a concierge outside like a dude that would teach you how to surf

[00:21:55] That was involved in the package of the room

[00:21:58] Dude, are you living at the hotel dude? That guy was I promise you that guy was living at the hotel

[00:22:04] right but uh

[00:22:07] But I'll tell you if you've ever been to that beach in coco, man that it's just seashell

[00:22:11] So it's just like glass all over the place. So there's no fucking surfing there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:22:18] Unless you have a certain unless you meet a certain level of self-loathing

[00:22:22] Right

[00:22:23] Speaking of gruesome extreme sports

[00:22:27] You know what I really loved though on genesis was road rash

[00:22:31] I love road rash road rash two and road rash three

[00:22:35] Uh, especially uh, did you ever play road rash on the genesis? I have never

[00:22:41] Never played a road. Okay. All right. Jesus man

[00:22:45] I don't have a lot of experience with the genesis, right?

[00:22:48] Oh, it was the first console you remember, but it wasn't like a console you ever like had growing up. Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense

[00:22:55] that makes sense

[00:22:57] The first console that I had growing up was a game boy

[00:23:00] And then a superman a 64 then a super nintendo and it goes from there, but yeah, that was like at daycare

[00:23:07] They would bring it out. Yeah, but that's it. Yeah. Okay. Well on your steam deck. I'll tell you man

[00:23:13] Road rash three that shit holds up real well. It's so good. It's so good in 2024

[00:23:20] Like I mean I I that's one of the games I go back to and play all the time

[00:23:26] Road rash two or three dependent on how I'm feeling

[00:23:29] Depending on what kind of jams I'm wanting to listen to

[00:23:33] Very good games very fun games. You will never so that's the uh

[00:23:39] That's the motorcycle game where you beat each other up

[00:23:41] It is it is an ea sports franchise where you are riding on motorcycles

[00:23:47] It's it's from it's filmed from behind almost like a mode seven kind of thing real good

[00:23:53] Real good movement in the in the back. Oh, I guess foreground. It's not backgrounds

[00:23:57] It's like foregrounds

[00:23:58] And you race and you race all these other people with cool funny goofy names and uh, and you punch them and you kick them

[00:24:05] Kick is op by the way. Kick is real good

[00:24:09] And you have to avoid cops and random animals

[00:24:13] Across the street other pedestrians, but some of your opponents will have chains or billy clubs

[00:24:21] And they'll swing them at you and if they swing match you and you punch them at the right time

[00:24:24] You'll grab that chain and you'll whip them right back and it's yours now. It's your chain king

[00:24:30] And so you get to and you get to keep the chain between races or the billy club

[00:24:34] And so you're just kicking and swinging chain. Uh, it's it's uh, yeah, it's like, uh, it's very sega

[00:24:40] It's like mad max run. It's like very sega. It's super goofy super dumb. You can use an antelope as a ramp

[00:24:49] It's just so it's real good that you gotta play it. It's so much fun

[00:24:54] Yeah, classic

[00:24:58] I I've seen I think videos of it on like random youtube videos and shit in it

[00:25:03] It kind of reminds me of there was this game for the super nintendo

[00:25:07] It was like a task mania game

[00:25:10] Where you're running the entire time. Yes

[00:25:13] And you got to avoid like vehicles and shit and and the goal is to eat like the key weavers that he was always chasing in the cartoon

[00:25:21] But

[00:25:22] Motorcycles would change and shit. Yeah, it's almost like a forward motion frocker that task game

[00:25:30] Forward motion because you're not like above and trying to go to the side

[00:25:35] You're just trying to avoid everything in forward motion

[00:25:38] Um, yeah, road rush is real good. It gets you'll never see the end of it

[00:25:42] It gets real hard. Uh, it just kind of keeps every new

[00:25:46] Round just makes the races longer

[00:25:48] And adds more obstacles and it'll just keep it gives like four to six rounds of that uh with like seven races per round

[00:25:56] Um, it's real good fun to come back to just fun to come pick up and play and just goof around with

[00:26:02] You know, there's some bike upgrade mechanics, but it's kind of whatever. I just you know

[00:26:05] It's not super complicated. Uh, but those are very very good genesis games for sure

[00:26:10] So three is the best one? Yeah, I think uh, I think they're both pretty darn good. I think it's just about um

[00:26:18] What kind of jams i'm wanting to hear on any given day between two and three

[00:26:22] A little bit different in the jams department pretty similar, but you know, you get some you get some signature tracks you're looking for

[00:26:29] Right

[00:26:30] But they both have their good

[00:26:33] Yeah, I added it to my uh

[00:26:35] What's it called my my steam deck games list that I have on my phone?

[00:26:38] Hell yeah, what about nba jam tournament edition you got that on there

[00:26:45] The super nintendo version I do. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense because that's the one you grew up with. All right. Yeah

[00:26:51] That was another very early not really. It's like

[00:26:54] One that I remember seeing

[00:26:59] No, because

[00:27:00] All right, so I had another like

[00:27:03] sitter and her son had a super nintendo and we played like mortal combat 3

[00:27:08] uh

[00:27:10] He had like this roadrunner game that was fun and

[00:27:15] I think he also had mba jam and some ken give uh king raffy jr baseball games

[00:27:20] Yeah

[00:27:21] Yep, but we we never played mba jam. I don't I don't know. Oh, it hurts the heart

[00:27:27] So it's like I kind of like remembered the logo and I was like, oh shit

[00:27:31] This was the game that I remember and I downloaded onto the steam deck and played some and it it's really fucking good. It's so

[00:27:38] Good, it's so good. It's so good

[00:27:43] It's got some good. I'm not even a basketball person and it's still fun. Yeah same. I'm yeah

[00:27:50] it's uh

[00:27:51] It's got some cruel ai, uh, but it's a really fun arcade like game

[00:27:56] And if you can play it with somebody else all the better because then you don't have to worry about the cruel ai

[00:28:01] And it's just a test of pure skill on the court

[00:28:05] Um, but yeah, no, it's a superb game. I remember as a child because you know being a child in the 90s

[00:28:13] michael jordan

[00:28:15] was uh

[00:28:17] Was a dg walking the earth

[00:28:20] Uh that to agree that even a child that had never watched a basketball game in his life

[00:28:26] Uh wept at the mere idea of his greatness

[00:28:31] Uh, and he was not in the signature nba game for psychogenesis

[00:28:36] And I was a confused as heck little kid about that

[00:28:40] Uh and was still remain confused until years later

[00:28:46] being last year

[00:28:48] When I finally just got around to learning that it's because he had the rights to his name because he was a

[00:28:53] deity walking the earth and he transcended the nba

[00:28:57] Into another plane of existence

[00:28:59] But that there was

[00:29:02] A version developed

[00:29:04] With him had him in it

[00:29:07] And one other player

[00:29:09] Whose name I was hoping I would remember which is why I've been talking in this stilted way

[00:29:16] But I can't but this is the player who commissioned it to be made

[00:29:21] And so I I've been poking around that old internet archive to try to find a rom of the jordan

[00:29:28] nba jam because why would I ever play anything else if I could play as jordan?

[00:29:34] Uh, but I have not found it. I don't I don't know if that's been rom dumped or not. I I haven't tracked it down

[00:29:39] It

[00:29:39] I think it has because it now that you say that it does sound familiar

[00:29:43] So you might want to look in cd romance and see if it's there

[00:29:47] Okay, I have homework folks. And so do you all of you? Yeah, yeah

[00:29:53] There there was there was this basketball game for the nintendo 64 was like

[00:29:58] Kobe Kobe Bryant's like half court something or other

[00:30:04] And and I remember playing a shit ton of that game with one of my neighbors

[00:30:09] and

[00:30:11] The bulls were in it and michael jordan wasn't in it, but there was a player that was like

[00:30:16] 99

[00:30:17] And my neighbor

[00:30:20] Would always pick the team and use him because he had the highest stats and was supposedly

[00:30:26] Like the character that they had created for michael jordan, but they never got the likeness. So they just left them like

[00:30:33] A super broken

[00:30:36] Overpowered like player and there was no beating him

[00:30:39] Yeah, because he's a deity walking this earth

[00:30:41] like

[00:30:43] right

[00:30:44] Yeah, do you like of course like the the actual

[00:30:48] The physical human man michael jordan in reality was op like like he is broken

[00:30:56] Like there's no he has game breaking level of skill that like

[00:31:01] Yeah, he he already started with high sliders and then he found like two items and it was just absurd like after that

[00:31:08] Right, I mean dunking from the I could watch him dunk from the free throw line

[00:31:13] Just on loop forever. I could just sit and watch until I die

[00:31:16] Just see it happen again and again, and I would never stop being bewildered

[00:31:21] It's fucking crazy like the thing is like for every single pair of jordan's shoes that gets sold he gets stronger

[00:31:28] Yeah, yeah, I know I know I know dude. I know it's it's frightening

[00:31:33] Have you seen him lately? He's literally a 40 story tall behemoth

[00:31:37] He's the closest thing we have on this earth to a Godzilla

[00:31:40] Like it's he's too powerful, dude

[00:31:44] So so if him and and shak fought it would be like Godzilla versus kong

[00:31:52] I I uh

[00:31:55] Yes, I would say a fine a fine uh a fine an apt description of two titans

[00:32:03] Whose battle would topple buildings in any metropolitan area unless they were like trained enough to do it in a rural spot

[00:32:10] That'd be great

[00:32:11] And like the thing is that there wouldn't be a winner. They would just end the fight with respect for each other and become friends

[00:32:17] Yeah, for sure. I mean michael jordan would probably later say some pretty petty shit about him, but like

[00:32:25] Like yeah for sure. Yeah, it'd be it'd be ultimately a tie

[00:32:29] right

[00:32:30] That's the most sports I've ever talked in my entire life

[00:32:34] I mean me too. I don't know how oh well nba jam. That's what I mean

[00:32:38] Yeah, get me on a jamm and and i'll start rolling for sure

[00:32:42] Um, yeah, I never had a uh a super nintendo

[00:32:45] I never had one. I never played any super nintendo games till I was like a fully

[00:32:50] fledged adult

[00:32:51] human in this world

[00:32:53] All right, so since you're my age, right? Yeah, you grew up in the 90s

[00:32:58] So you obviously must know about the power rangers. Oh, yeah, I can play that theme song on guitar

[00:33:07] Sweet so what you need to do is download the super nintendo side scrolling beat them up

[00:33:14] And go through it

[00:33:15] It is so fucking good

[00:33:18] Okay, okay, okay

[00:33:20] I have one of the best beat them ups on super nintendo

[00:33:23] I think I have the fighter but I don't know that I have like a side scrolling beat them up

[00:33:26] I would be super hyped to play a side scrolling beat them up. Is it like uh, is it co-op by chance?

[00:33:33] Uh the one for the movie is but it's not great

[00:33:38] I the sega the sega version of the movie game is better

[00:33:43] Okay, okay, okay

[00:33:45] That one I do know because I played that one and I did enjoy that

[00:33:48] But the original power rangers, you know, you have

[00:33:52] The original cast you have tommy sack not not tommy jason sack billy trinny and kimberley. Yeah

[00:34:00] Right and you start the stages

[00:34:03] They're they're normal form like they're their

[00:34:06] Person form and then like halfway through the stage the first time you see the boss they morph into the power rangers

[00:34:13] And then you get to attack like their weapons. It is such a fucking good side scrolling game that

[00:34:19] Rules I would just play that that first and second level transition over and over again. That sounds very dope

[00:34:27] So you got like five levels, right? That are side scrolling regular side scrolling levels with uh a boss at the end

[00:34:35] And then the last three levels are fights as the megazord fighting giant monsters

[00:34:43] Okay, okay, it is so much fun. It's such a great

[00:34:48] You need to get it for for for whatever console you're using for yeah, I need to get it for modded we

[00:34:58] Hell yeah, no that sounds legitimately excellent. I'm very interested in that

[00:35:04] That's that's one of those games that I pop in every once in a while whenever I have a couple of minutes to kill

[00:35:08] And just go through like the first four stages or something until I have to drop it

[00:35:12] Like it's so much fun that carrot and doesn't play games at all

[00:35:16] And one day I told her like hey try this and I gave her the steam lick and she didn't stop until she beat the first boss

[00:35:22] And once she beat it, she's like okay. I'm done

[00:35:26] That is very dope. Hell yeah

[00:35:28] Yeah

[00:35:29] Yeah, it's a lot of fun

[00:35:31] Yeah, I'll check that one out for sure. Yeah, what's uh

[00:35:35] Trying to think we did we both have n64 in common because that was my post genesis console

[00:35:40] We hit we had an n64 and there were definitely some formative games there for sure

[00:35:45] Um, obviously

[00:35:47] gold and I

[00:35:49] uh, oh, yeah the big uh

[00:35:53] The big

[00:35:54] Bros hanging out in the mid to late 90s game inescapable very excellent

[00:36:01] I still think has some superb level design

[00:36:05] Um, even if the controls are garbage

[00:36:09] Um

[00:36:10] The controls are garbage. They are indeed garbage. They are yeah

[00:36:15] They are hot garbage in a summer like trash union strike in new york in the 70s when garbage was extra gross

[00:36:24] um, right

[00:36:25] Yeah, no, they're they're real bad, but uh

[00:36:29] It I think some of the level design is still real memorable still very fun

[00:36:33] Um can be if you can play a version of it where the controls are not the original

[00:36:41] The uh xbox version is what you're looking for then. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one for sure. Um

[00:36:49] Yeah, the uh, oh good god super mario 64

[00:36:55] Oh, yeah

[00:36:56] Yeah, that's that's the ticket I played that a ton as a child

[00:36:59] It was the first game because I was a youngling I was six when that came out my brother was 11

[00:37:05] So he was a he was a smarty pants

[00:37:07] He was he was the right page to to dominate that game

[00:37:10] But I was the right age to be made to feel smarter by playing it

[00:37:16] Because I was the right age to come into it and be like what am I supposed to do? How do I defeat these things?

[00:37:22] but uh

[00:37:24] The game wanted me to know

[00:37:27] And it likes every decent mario game. It telegraphs it to you

[00:37:31] And drip feeds it to you and makes you into an expert and so being a wee lad

[00:37:39] playing that game

[00:37:41] And beating the first of three bousers

[00:37:45] Yeah, it felt real good. It made me feel

[00:37:49] Yeah, full that was a good feeling. Yeah

[00:37:52] very very good game

[00:37:55] I played that game at a neighbor's house the one that I used to play the the basketball game with

[00:38:01] and

[00:38:03] All we did the only thing we fucking did I think we must have spent like a hundred

[00:38:08] Plus hours on bob on battlefield just flying around. That's all we fucking did

[00:38:15] Just get the wing cap shoot out of the cannon and just fly around and that's all we wanted to do

[00:38:21] Yeah, it's total freedom. It's total freedom. Yeah

[00:38:26] And now you look at it and you're like wow this stage is very small

[00:38:30] I mean

[00:38:32] It is uh, I think sometimes

[00:38:37] I like to do a thing when I take in an old this is my my

[00:38:43] Gentle recommendation to the listeners a mental exercise if you will I like to do a thing

[00:38:49] When I take in old media right old uh old books old games old television

[00:38:55] Uh

[00:38:56] And if I'm really if I'm gonna just boot it up and goof around fine, whatever I'm a goof around on some road rash

[00:39:02] Whatever, but if I'm uh if I want to take it in if I want to sit with mario 64

[00:39:08] try to get in that headspace of uh

[00:39:10] thinking about only the things that came before it

[00:39:14] Just sit with only the games that came before it for a little bit

[00:39:19] Just the games of its lineage just the platform games that came before it think about forget about everything that came after it

[00:39:25] And then just sit and play the game for a little bit. Yes, ba-ba battlefield is small

[00:39:31] Still brilliant level design. There's still a ton in that little box and ultimately that little box

[00:39:39] represents

[00:39:40] Everything like it represents every one of those little mario galaxy planets

[00:39:45] It represents every one of mario odyssey's individual worlds

[00:39:48] It's like the beginning of that lineage

[00:39:50] But if you forget about all those beautiful giant things after look at this thing like meet it on its turf 1996

[00:39:57] Oh, it's it's it's huge and it's freedom and it's brilliant even just the courtyard outside of the outside of the castle

[00:40:03] Man, good god that courtyard outside of the castle

[00:40:08] That's fucking magical just drowning for the first time

[00:40:12] Incredible. Yeah, I killed that little man. I put him in there and he drowned

[00:40:19] He drowned so realistically. Yeah. Yeah, it was kind of realistic. What it wasn't goofy at all

[00:40:26] He struggled and then he gave up Jesus. I you know, it never really said that

[00:40:33] That is how no

[00:40:36] No, he would but like you said I I

[00:40:40] Do agree that bob on battlefield is reflected throughout every 3d mario game

[00:40:47] Because when I was playing odyssey, I had that

[00:40:51] feeling that I felt the first time I went into bob on battlefield and

[00:40:57] The entire game felt like that even the the stages that I didn't like a lot. Yeah, which

[00:41:04] Granted, I don't think there were many

[00:41:07] Actually, don't think there were any I think I had just like that. I was about to say what name them

[00:41:11] Let's name names homie. What stages did you not like in odyssey?

[00:41:16] but it's

[00:41:19] When you're playing a game and you go into a new stage and you get like the souping view of it

[00:41:24] And then you're playing like a collectathon like mario, then you're you feeling like

[00:41:29] This is going to be a lot and you get kind of like overwhelmed

[00:41:32] But then you start playing and it's really not it's actually very well done

[00:41:35] Yep

[00:41:37] I I have that feeling a lot with a lot of games where I go to a new area

[00:41:41] I'm like, fuck this is what I'm where I'm not gonna like the game

[00:41:45] And I felt that a lot with odyssey, but then I just started feeling like you know

[00:41:49] The the mario

[00:41:52] Jollies that I felt when I was playing 64 for the first time

[00:41:56] Yeah

[00:41:56] And okay, so there was one world that I

[00:42:00] Would have dropped if if you know if I would have been the director and that was the

[00:42:06] The snow level where you have to turn into a ball and roll around

[00:42:11] I didn't really care for that that that stage but other than that the whole rest of the game was fucking awesome. I mean, uh

[00:42:18] Can we be real like the snow level was the worst level in mario 64 also?

[00:42:25] The second snow level fucking sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not even into the first one, bro

[00:42:30] I don't like any of them. Uh, I don't even know that I like

[00:42:36] I don't even know that I like dire dire docks though. I would be fine if my tomb played that song on loop forever

[00:42:45] but

[00:42:47] Yeah, it's

[00:42:48] I don't I don't really even remember the odyssey level that you're talking about because I probably got just enough

[00:42:54] moons to get through it and go to a better place

[00:42:58] Yeah, you probably did it's like it's like the stage where they're like these fat like walruses that roll around wall ride and then

[00:43:08] And then you you have to like race them

[00:43:12] And you turn into a ball and then you got to like jump and shit ask a ball

[00:43:16] It at that level was was kind of annoying. Yeah. Yeah

[00:43:21] No one wants to jump as a ball if I'm a ball

[00:43:24] I'm not doing anything for the rest of the day. I don't want any responsibilities. I'm a ball now

[00:43:31] See if I want to be a ball I'll play Glover, which is a worst game. Oh good god

[00:43:37] I'm so good games that shaped us that was the game that taught me that life could be disappointing

[00:43:43] Very disappointing that game sucked

[00:43:47] Oh, oh, well, I'm sorry that game sucks because there's no way it got any better

[00:43:53] Between then and now like it was it's definitely got worse

[00:43:59] Like it has it's rabbit

[00:44:01] It has this rabbit called following

[00:44:03] What and I don't get why because it is not good

[00:44:07] I was not aware of that

[00:44:10] And I I have some

[00:44:13] I have some real soul searching to do

[00:44:16] And also probably a lot of research because that's fascinating. What is there to like about that game?

[00:44:22] It's like mario 64

[00:44:25] If it was designed by people that hate you specifically and if instead of walking mario had to roll backwards

[00:44:34] controlled forever

[00:44:36] That game sucks. Yeah

[00:44:39] Yep, yep

[00:44:41] There was another one called tonic trouble which for some reason I want to replay

[00:44:46] I've never finished it

[00:44:48] And all I remember is that you had a stick

[00:44:51] You beat monsters up with the stick

[00:44:53] I think yes, and then you eat popcorn and become giant and muscular

[00:44:58] And okay wreck shit that way you have a stick you beat monsters with a stick

[00:45:04] You eat popcorn and you get jacked

[00:45:07] Uh, I think at least

[00:45:14] I'm almost yeah, I want to play that. I don't know anything about that other than what you just shared

[00:45:18] But that sounds great

[00:45:20] It's called tonic trouble. It's just another one of those, you know run of the mill platformers for the 64

[00:45:25] Run of the mill dude, you eat popcorn and get jacked. This sounds like godie material

[00:45:32] What are we to run of the mill?

[00:45:35] There's a lot of trouble game of the year. There's a line

[00:45:39] Talking about uh discounting things there's a line in Star Wars a new hope that always

[00:45:44] Always gets me pumped

[00:45:46] Uh, uh uncle oan says to luke when luke's talking about ben kenobi. He says to luke

[00:45:54] Uh that old wizards just a crazy old fool

[00:45:59] But in the first half of the statement you told me he was a wizard dude. He is a wizard

[00:46:07] Cats out of the bag the guy knows spells like you can't so yeah understatement of the year

[00:46:12] Stay away from the wizard. Yeah, but no eat the popcorn. It's good for you. Oh, yeah, dude

[00:46:20] That's my doctor's been telling me that for years like you need to eat more and more popcorn

[00:46:25] Uh, my insurance is not good so

[00:46:33] Ocarina of time was did you play it as a child on n64?

[00:46:38] Oh, yeah, I did I

[00:46:41] man, I

[00:46:42] Okay, I missed out on that one that was

[00:46:45] That was a a formative game. That was

[00:46:48] That was an incredible experience. Um, yeah, I imagine it would be but uh

[00:46:55] Uh, what was the sequel majoris mask? That was horrifying. Oh, he's a real spooky game

[00:47:01] That was the scariest shit I ever played the first time I rented it. It was fucking horrifying. Yeah. Yeah, but still a good game

[00:47:12] Oh, yeah, yeah

[00:47:14] I mean, I wouldn't know I've not played either but

[00:47:17] Uh, I have played actually my bad. I have played the like a two dungeons of Ocarina of Time

[00:47:22] I started it last year with the intent of finally tackling this behemoth

[00:47:28] And then uh after I had completed the first real dungeon after the Deku tree

[00:47:35] My 3ds top screen broke

[00:47:41] And so then all my save data on the 3ds remake and all of that was just kind of kipput

[00:47:46] Oh, man, that is awful. Yeah lost all my momentum. So then I was just like, I'm not gonna restart it

[00:47:52] I'll just play something else and I haven't come back to it

[00:47:56] But one day it was fun. It was good, especially on 3ds. That's a solid ass remake y'all

[00:48:01] Uh, the the 3ds is a great console and there's some really kickass remakes and games and ports that are stuck on 3ds

[00:48:09] Uh, that updated Ocarina being one of them

[00:48:13] Yeah, I I am now I stop collecting for everything except for the ds and the 3ds and

[00:48:20] Yeah, they they are fucking amazing

[00:48:23] I can't wait to go to new to new york this uh next week because I am gonna fucking scour

[00:48:29] Every retro game store that I find for ds and 3ds games. Hell yeah. Hell yeah

[00:48:33] And yeah, dude you need to play to play Ocarina. It's on nso. You you can play it on the on the switch

[00:48:41] Yeah, I I can I also have the, um

[00:48:46] Gamecube disc

[00:48:48] On my modded we

[00:48:51] So I've got the the Gamecube and master's quest version of it

[00:48:57] But it's just but I just needed some buffer time because when I lost my momentum like well

[00:49:00] I can go back and replay all of this right now

[00:49:04] Or I can just play something else give it a little bit of time and then come back and start it fresh

[00:49:08] Where it doesn't feel so like I'm replaying it, you know what I mean?

[00:49:12] Um, so I just haven't started it yet, but it's it's there

[00:49:14] I would like to play it and I and I feel as though I will especially after getting the game loop of it that time

[00:49:21] Um, the uh that version that you have on on the on the switch not the switch the

[00:49:28] We

[00:49:29] That is a that is a great way to play it. I think the first time that I beat it was on that version

[00:49:35] Hell yeah, no actually it was the the version that had majoris mask

[00:49:40] So the one and two

[00:49:42] And the wind waker demo that's the first time that I beat it

[00:49:46] And it was amazing seeing that ending with my own eyes for the first time. Yeah, let me look upon you with my own eyes

[00:49:54] right and uh

[00:49:57] during the game awards

[00:49:59] Last year I decided to replay as much as possible of ocarina of time

[00:50:05] And I beat the first three dungeons became adult link and got started on

[00:50:10] The

[00:50:11] Forest temple. Yeah

[00:50:14] Before I was like, okay, I'm done with the game and the game awards hadn't even finished yet intense

[00:50:21] Then again is so much fun. It's so good. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. It's it's it's kind of it's a little open

[00:50:28] But pretty concise. I've been playing uh a little bit of that

[00:50:33] I'm I'm real late folks to everything forever except for actual events. I'm always on time

[00:50:39] But in terms of media consumption, I'm way behind

[00:50:42] I've been I've been token some of that breath of the wild over the last couple months

[00:50:48] And it's a real pretty game. Uh, I don't know how into the shrines I am

[00:50:55] but I'll tell you

[00:50:57] I like I like my poetry a little more concise these days. It's a little

[00:51:04] Nebulous, it's a little gelified

[00:51:07] But ocarina of time is like, hey

[00:51:10] Here's five hallways something wilds at the end of each of these

[00:51:14] We're gonna kind of point you toward each of these and and that's gonna be our vibe

[00:51:18] You do the five hallways. You do the big thing your home free experience the story

[00:51:22] uh, right. Yeah, so, uh

[00:51:26] It's a great game. I

[00:51:28] I don't know if i'm gonna play it. I don't know if i'm gonna play it all the way through. I don't know if i'm gonna finish it

[00:51:32] Uh breath of the wild. It's it's it's really nice

[00:51:35] That's the best studio ghibli game anyone ever made

[00:51:41] Sorry, nino cooney fans

[00:51:45] I'm sure that those games are also uh

[00:51:48] Excellent in their own right visually though

[00:51:51] I think that this is probably more studio ghibli than the actual studio ghibli game

[00:51:56] Um, I can see that you know if if if i'm never gonna play breath of the wild or tears of the kingdom ever again. I

[00:52:06] And if nintendo releases another game in the same style, i'm not gonna play it because I

[00:52:13] Don't like make your own fun kind of games. Yeah, I find playing a game

[00:52:17] I want you to do all the work and I want to have fun with it. I don't want to make my own fun

[00:52:22] Yeah, I used to do that when I was like five years old and I had action figures. I'm i'm i'm tool for that shit now

[00:52:28] Yeah, yeah

[00:52:29] So I get I I totally get it like it's an experience. It's

[00:52:34] technically

[00:52:36] Impressive it's it it's it's a masterpiece

[00:52:41] Yes, but I don't fucking care for it. I am over it and I never want to play it ever again

[00:52:47] Yeah, I also think with a puzzle focused game like that. It's like, whoa, what do you uh,

[00:52:52] What do you get at a play in that shrine again? You know exactly what to do

[00:52:55] It's just the mechanic of of of doing it

[00:52:58] But I feel like a game like uh, maybe ocarina with a with a broader dungeon experience

[00:53:05] Feels like after that's when we're here is you can kind of revisit it and you can still get like a fair bit out of it

[00:53:11] Right like at this point like I have all of the the the

[00:53:15] Dungeons like ingrained into my brain so you can drop me off at any part of the dungeon and I know where to go and what to do

[00:53:22] Yeah, yeah

[00:53:24] But yeah, no it's definitely like that and and

[00:53:27] If you want that but bigger and better

[00:53:30] Then you're just looking for wind waker because that game is fucking incredible

[00:53:35] Which I also have loaded up on that

[00:53:38] Beautiful modded we it's almost swelling at the sides with games with all the games of history

[00:53:44] I'm afraid at some point of the burst

[00:53:47] And I'll be found in the flaming wreckage of what once was a beautiful apartment building

[00:53:53] Modest but beautiful

[00:53:56] So, uh, yeah, it's in there man. I really want to play that one sometimes

[00:54:01] Sometimes I just let the the crt play attract screens in the corner of my living room

[00:54:08] While I'm like doing some other stuff in my home

[00:54:11] Just get a little bit of vibe edge in the corner and the wind waker has an excellent attract screen

[00:54:18] Oh man

[00:54:21] Dude when you play wind waker and you start sailing for the first time and the sailing song comes on

[00:54:28] and you start hearing like the horns and and the

[00:54:32] The string instruments and everything just like coming together

[00:54:38] And hear that deep that deep brassy bass

[00:54:42] Just rolling as you're sailing. It's just fucking magic

[00:54:46] Dude cannot wait it is so fucking good. It

[00:54:53] Visually, it looks great

[00:54:55] Audio wise it sounds incredible and gameplay wise is just honestly, I think it might be the best sell

[00:55:02] ever

[00:55:03] Yeah, even though ocarina is still my favorite. Yeah. Yeah

[00:55:08] I can see that I can see that

[00:55:10] Just based on what I've seen and and how I've heard uh people talk about it

[00:55:14] Because remember folks, uh, I haven't played any of these that we're talking about

[00:55:18] I've watched the attract screen of wind waker. I've

[00:55:21] Played the first two dungeons of ocarina of time. I have played zero percent of major's mask

[00:55:27] um, but uh, yeah, it's uh

[00:55:31] Wind waker I I feel like of all the ones that I of all the zelda games that I have not played which is all of them in terms of beating them

[00:55:40] Uh, I think that of the 3d games wind waker will probably end up being the one for me for sure

[00:55:47] Oh, yeah

[00:55:48] Oh, yeah, man. It needs to come out on switch because it's such a fucking great game

[00:55:53] Yeah, what are they doing sitting on these game cube games? Like what the heck are they doing?

[00:55:59] They've remastered it and

[00:56:02] Okay, so they kind of quote unquote

[00:56:05] remastered and fixed a shit ton of bad things about the game on the Wii U version

[00:56:10] And they ported it and left it to die on the Wii U

[00:56:13] And they left it on the Wii U and it is the best way to play this game. It is

[00:56:19] I

[00:56:20] I had a whole experience replaying that game a couple of years ago when I played it for the show

[00:56:27] And I did not remember how incredibly amazing the game was. Hell, yeah

[00:56:33] It's that Wii U version man. It's such a well done version of that game. Yeah

[00:56:41] Dude why?

[00:56:42] Yeah, two two questions that uh that really loop in my heart on the daily

[00:56:49] One

[00:56:50] Why is anything left to die on the Wii U?

[00:56:53] It was clearly a misstep and the things that they have brought from the Wii U to the switch have all

[00:56:59] Done well enough

[00:57:02] Right, they sold like crazy

[00:57:04] Yeah, and two what the heck are they doing with those game cube games?

[00:57:08] Are they just waiting for the switch too to be like

[00:57:11] Now we can do an nsot here that has like seven game cube games on it

[00:57:17] Because the switch could run them fine

[00:57:19] The switch the switch runs metroid primary mastered a remastered version of a game that on game cube on the native hardware looks

[00:57:27] Unbelievable in 2024 still to this day. So the switch can run them

[00:57:32] They've just like they're just sitting on maybe the best generation of games

[00:57:38] They have in the 3d era

[00:57:41] And doing nothing with them

[00:57:43] Including a sweet sweet beloved f zero g x

[00:57:47] Oh, that's that's not that's never gonna come over that

[00:57:51] Yeah, just just keep playing it on keep playing it on on your emulator. That's

[00:57:55] You know, it's it's fine though because it it also looks

[00:58:00] breathtaking

[00:58:01] 2024 on native hardware

[00:58:04] Unbelievable and if you do happen to play it on a Wii that has a way to play a hdmi out or on a dolphin emulator

[00:58:13] Uh

[00:58:15] On your beautiful television

[00:58:17] f zero gx has internal native options for 16 by 9 widescreen

[00:58:22] And it runs natively

[00:58:25] 60 frames per second. Oh, yeah, it does

[00:58:28] Freakin beautiful game

[00:58:31] Rockin soundtrack

[00:58:33] badass sand worms shooting through the sky

[00:58:37] It doesn't get better than f zero

[00:58:39] And and also specifically that one because it is just loaded with all of the great sega

[00:58:45] dumbness that makes like

[00:58:48] Ladder half generation sega so so great. Just goofy goofy dumbness very very good game

[00:58:55] right

[00:58:56] That I bought that game at a blockbuster for 20 bucks and they had

[00:59:01] Hundreds of copies of that shit. Oh my god selling it when I did because uh

[00:59:08] I honestly i'm not good at f zero. I I I

[00:59:12] Could i'm i'm only good at past the first race

[00:59:17] In my whole life, I've only ever been good at f zero. That's the only thing i've been fucking put here for

[00:59:24] Uh, preternatural like

[00:59:28] F zero instincts. I've there. I've beaten like seven games in my life

[00:59:33] I'm not good at games

[00:59:36] universally not good at games

[00:59:38] uh

[00:59:39] f zero is a game that

[00:59:42] My brain goes quiet in a way that I didn't think possible without

[00:59:48] surgical intervention

[00:59:51] I get

[00:59:53] To the spirit world the moment

[00:59:57] F zero boots up not even when I'm racing the moment it boots up

[01:00:01] I every muscle relaxes. I just become a liquid man. It's incredible. It's a very very good game

[01:00:09] I I i'm probably gonna have to put it on steam that can try it again because oh my god, that's man that game

[01:00:17] And I I think nintendo now is like figuring out that we want

[01:00:22] By all of these gamecube games and they also want people to stop selling them online for an exorbitant amount of money

[01:00:28] That would be like slowly releasing them because you see they did pigment one and two on switch

[01:00:33] They're doing thousand year door. Uh, they did uh, mario sunshine

[01:00:38] Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah metroid prime

[01:00:41] Uh, what else?

[01:00:44] I think that's it

[01:00:45] Yeah, you're right and those are a lot of those are a lot of the big ones like for gamecube that we have like rights issues like like

[01:00:53] Uh rogue leader which would be sick to play

[01:00:57] Because I'm still holding out. Yeah, I'm still holding out that that aspire is going to release a uh a rogue squadron collection

[01:01:05] Yes, they have the the star wars rights and they're popping out all the old ones

[01:01:08] So just give us rogu rogu squadron because infinite ports they do they do some really solid jobs too

[01:01:15] Uh, and it's tough because I love emulation but factor five games

[01:01:22] rogue squadron, uh

[01:01:26] Rebels strike rebel leader rebel. Yeah, there's like striking leader rogu squadron three all three of the rogue squadron games are

[01:01:35] Very challenging to play in emulation

[01:01:37] Even if you have highly capable hardware because factor five has always done some really really kooky advanced things

[01:01:44] Which is why those games also still look very good today on their own

[01:01:49] uh, which honest to god

[01:01:52] The ability to play rogue squadron and rogue squad uh rogue squadron two

[01:01:57] One of the reasons why I bought the we to mod it because internally the we is

[01:02:03] Native hardware and let me tell you it runs those games like butter. It's so goddamn good. I love it

[01:02:10] It plays them so easily. I struggled with those in emulation for so long

[01:02:15] But on native hardware, uh, even just the actual roms themselves obtained

[01:02:21] Legally through the open source library the internet archive

[01:02:27] They they run magnificently well on the original hardware of the of the week. Yeah great games very very fun

[01:02:34] Yeah, yeah, I I beat rogue squadron last year and immediately jumped in through rogue squadron two

[01:02:41] And I couldn't watch any of the cutscenes because they would not fucking run on this steam deck

[01:02:46] Oh, yeah, but the games the gameplay would but the cutscenes wouldn't so I had no context for the story

[01:02:52] So I just dropped it. Yeah, and that's far. I'm waiting on aspire. Yeah. Yeah

[01:02:57] Yeah, that's farther than I ever got any of them to run in emulation

[01:03:00] Uh to actually get the gameplay to like function

[01:03:03] Um, so that's even that's pretty good

[01:03:05] um

[01:03:06] Also, uh without the cutscenes, uh, I think just watch a star wars and you'll you'll catch you'll kind of basically

[01:03:14] Know what's going on in those they've uh, well, I guess never mind. I'm my bad. My bad. There's there's some stuff there

[01:03:19] That doesn't happen in the movies

[01:03:21] Yeah, I mean like the whole last run in in rogue squadron where you have to take out like

[01:03:27] That giant vacuum cleaner that the empire created that that's not in any of the star wars movies facts truth. Yeah. Yeah

[01:03:36] yeah

[01:03:38] Yeah, well they do love their giant, uh specifically shaped machines the the

[01:03:45] empires, don't they

[01:03:48] Oh fucking space itler

[01:03:51] God yep. Yeah, and of course they're just like englishmen like

[01:03:55] Of course

[01:03:58] Just like colonizing the entire everything forever

[01:04:03] It's just Peter cushing just like he's the face representative of

[01:04:09] Colonization is just Peter cushing. Um, yeah, no that makes sense. That makes sense

[01:04:15] Oh man, but man, those are some really good games. I sure

[01:04:20] Yeah, there's there's rumors of a direct soon and I hope that we get some good Gamecube shit

[01:04:27] Just pour it over. I have my fingers crossed for Metroid Prime 2 to be

[01:04:32] uh stealth dropped like they did last year with prime

[01:04:36] Yeah, and you know the funny thing is that last year

[01:04:39] We went to new york 2 and we left the day that the direct happened

[01:04:46] And during the direct they announced Metroid and

[01:04:50] When we got to the airport I downloaded the game waiting at the airport

[01:04:55] And played it on the airplane all the way there

[01:04:58] And I'm hoping that I can do the same shit this year too. Oh, that would be wild. That would be really perfect. Oh, yeah

[01:05:04] That would be amazing

[01:05:05] I would go to new york every time that I need something because that means that there's you know

[01:05:09] Some magic and just going there. Yeah, you are gonna do whatever I want

[01:05:15] You are tethered to nintendo each time you board a plane to new york, right? Yeah, incredible

[01:05:23] Fucking great, man

[01:05:28] So any other memories that you want to share with us? I'm trying to think if there are any other like big formative

[01:05:36] games

[01:05:38] fast forwarding through all of the

[01:05:41] sweaty

[01:05:43] 12 year olds playing halo split screen in 2002. I think

[01:05:48] enough

[01:05:49] dudes talking about halo in 2002 split screen on podcast that's got to have happened enough

[01:05:57] We all know exactly what that was like. It was good times

[01:06:02] Oh god. Oh my god. Yeah. No shout outs my homies

[01:06:05] Used to play a lot of diablo 2

[01:06:08] With my boys back in the day. Oh, yeah, and do you know what I was doing for two hours right before this call?

[01:06:14] I was playing diablo 2 on the nintendo switch with the same two dudes

[01:06:19] I would have been playing with like 21 years ago

[01:06:23] So there's a good memory

[01:06:27] Actually legitimately still playing with some of the same bros. We all are in different time zones now

[01:06:33] Uh, but we're uh, we just jumped into diablo 2

[01:06:36] Uh, this week proper

[01:06:39] Put a few hours into it and it was uh

[01:06:42] It was a pretty crunchy and chill experience

[01:06:45] I gotta say it seems lame to play solo when I was trying it out

[01:06:50] But damn with some friends. It was some mindless crunchy chill smashing. It was good stuff

[01:06:55] Yeah, yeah, I I have never played 2. I do have it on should I have it on both switch and playstation

[01:07:02] um

[01:07:03] But I played a little bit of 4 a couple of weeks ago with thrac and holy shit. What a fucking game. Yeah. Yeah, it's so good

[01:07:12] I uh, I haven't played three or four. I've got two and three

[01:07:16] Uh, I would love to play four that sounds like a real like f2

[01:07:22] is still this crunchy and and and

[01:07:26] brain

[01:07:28] Brain scratchy as it as it is as it is as old as it is. I imagine that uh diablo 4 is uh, uh,

[01:07:36] What sort of it's like morphine

[01:07:39] Like it's just like pure joy

[01:07:42] Uh, it was straight into the brain. I don't I don't I can't even describe it

[01:07:47] Like we were just sitting there playing it. We just started and immediately we found like

[01:07:52] A first group of enemies and we started fighting them and we were both like

[01:07:56] huh

[01:07:57] This shit feels good. Have we hadn't done anything? We were like base level

[01:08:03] Hell yeah, so if

[01:08:05] If you got it on xbox or you got it on some other console

[01:08:07] You're more than welcome when we hit it again because I think we're gonna do probably when I get back

[01:08:12] We're probably gonna run some more because we haven't been able to lately because he's been sick

[01:08:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, is that uh, is that bad boy on game pass?

[01:08:22] No, uh, but it goes on sale a lot. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay fair

[01:08:28] I think I think we both got it for like 40 bucks. So it wasn't too bad. Yeah, that's not bad especially because it's not that old

[01:08:35] Yeah, yeah, so and if you buy it on on like pc or playstation 5 or wherever else

[01:08:42] It has uh cross platform. Okay. Okay. Okay. So all you need is like the

[01:08:48] What's called the blizzard id and you can join up and play together

[01:08:52] Yeah

[01:08:53] Okay. Okay. One of the few times i'm not genuinely disgruntled by having to log in with an online id to play a game on my switch

[01:09:03] Um, it's because that that feels legitimately like it has a purpose

[01:09:08] Uh, I got burnout paradise remastered which at the time of this recording

[01:09:12] I believe is still on sale for around five dollars on switch an excellent deal

[01:09:18] for those uh inclined to the dumb

[01:09:22] Um, and ea wants me to do a whole log in thing uh for uh, no

[01:09:28] Reason and I do not want and I have not played the game because I still have not gotten my computer open to do

[01:09:35] that whole rigmarole

[01:09:38] So, uh

[01:09:41] So you haven't played it on on on switch yet burn out. I've played a ton of it on xbox

[01:09:48] Not the remastered just the actual 360 game

[01:09:51] But even that still looks pretty darn good

[01:09:54] We're kind of getting to a point where some games that were remastering

[01:09:59] That still look pretty damn good. And then you play the remaster and you're like this

[01:10:05] This looks better

[01:10:07] marginally slightly

[01:10:09] slightly

[01:10:10] But damn when we're getting to a point where uh, a game like f0 gx looks as good as it does over 20 years later

[01:10:18] Uh

[01:10:20] Just go back and play the game folks. There's so many ways to play it

[01:10:24] You don't have to give a corporation 60 dollars in 2024 to play a game

[01:10:29] It looks marginally better than the exact same game that you could play on a million devices

[01:10:35] Um

[01:10:36] Right or give some dick wad over ebay more than

[01:10:41] Twice more than the fucking game is worth originally when it came out

[01:10:45] Yeah, you heard it here first folks. Uh, we do not want to give money to dick wads

[01:10:50] Uh, we're not pro dick wad in 2024

[01:10:54] Hot and brazen take in an election year not into dick wads

[01:11:03] Take that for whatever meaning you will

[01:11:07] I think anyone can listen to me saying that and be like, yeah, he's right

[01:11:12] I'm not voting for anyone. Yeah, there's there are dick wads in the world

[01:11:21] Oh man now people please vote

[01:11:23] Don't yeah, no for the love of god people vote vote so hard

[01:11:29] Vote so hard

[01:11:31] I like to scream when I vote like like when I'm hitting the buttons

[01:11:36] I do like death metal like growls because uh, just feels better that way

[01:11:42] And also it's just kind of yeah, it's fun to frighten people. You know, they can't really see you

[01:11:47] They don't know what you're doing all of a sudden you're doing this whole growl thing

[01:11:51] Yeah, no, it's good to people you gotta vote you can't growl in a booth next to an older person

[01:11:57] Uh, unless you uh, unless you're out there voting in november

[01:12:01] Listen, we know who they're voting for just growl at them and they'll be scared and won't want to vote

[01:12:06] So that's good. Okay. We've gone full circle now. We're into voter intimidation. We're just like no no no no

[01:12:13] Let's dry the back

[01:12:15] The fine balance

[01:12:17] If they're over 65 it's okay to intimidate them

[01:12:22] Folks, we know what we're talking about. Uh, we're both in the southern part of the united states to varying degrees

[01:12:29] Right. I'm brown in the bible belt. I'm half brown and uh, also

[01:12:37] Uh, somewhere near that buckle of that belt

[01:12:43] Oh shit man, it's funny

[01:12:49] Oh

[01:12:51] man

[01:12:52] This has been fucking great

[01:12:54] But we're gonna have to call it because I I am I I need to get some sleep. I got to get up early in the morning

[01:13:01] so

[01:13:02] Felton, I really appreciate you coming on

[01:13:05] You're welcome anytime you want to come on if you want to talk more f0 or whatever if nintendo decides to release it on switch

[01:13:14] I'll happily have you back on this was a blast man. Oh, yeah, it was a joy

[01:13:19] It was a pleasure to

[01:13:21] To yeah to get to finally talk with you a final recommendation. Don't forget everybody libraries 2024 got to check them out real real good

[01:13:28] Internet archive digital library, but filled with every video game ever

[01:13:33] Also, really good. Uh gotta check them all out free resources

[01:13:37] Open to the public community open source very good stuff

[01:13:41] Oh, yeah, and again southern underscore terminus underscore recording on instagram

[01:13:48] That is correct

[01:13:50] For uh felton's business so he can teach you how to play guitar and stuff

[01:13:55] I also do production and mixing work and production. Yes. Yes production and mixing work

[01:14:02] So he's uh, he's gonna be our our our intern over here at a novel console

[01:14:07] He's got to get to edit all the episodes for free and it's gonna be awesome

[01:14:10] Nothing says

[01:14:13] I'm good at life like being a 34 year old intern for a free podcast

[01:14:20] With like two listeners

[01:14:23] My life went so downhill in the last 100 seconds. It's unbelievable

[01:14:29] Oh, yeah

[01:14:34] Thank you for having me you uh, you get some sleep. You're a growing boy. You take care of yourself. Oh, yeah

[01:14:40] Oh, yeah, man. I am probably gonna pass out as soon as I hit the the

[01:14:44] bed because

[01:14:46] I am fucking sore. I haven't felt this sore in a very long time

[01:14:51] A broken man you gotta you gots to get some rest homie

[01:14:56] Uh, you too, man. So uh, yeah, thank you for for being on felton. Do you want to say goodbye to everyone?

[01:15:03] Everyone fair well

[01:15:06] Goodbye

[01:15:10] You