We Hate Nintendo... and We Love Kingdom Come Deliverance 2!

We're live. Hello everybody, and welcome to another episode of the Elder Trolls Gaming podcast. If you are a new in joining us, we are two brothers who get together when we talk about gaming. We may also talk tech, TV, movies, and other nerdy geeky stuff too, and today we'll be talking about Kingdom Come Deliverance to the Legacy of the Forge, a medieval cozy game, A medieval cozy DLC. You know what you sound like? You sound like that. You sound like this podcast is like a like a maybe like a paranormal I was going for cozy. No, it sounded creepy. Oh okay, well that was my cozy voice. You know like it sounded like a true crime podcast kind of intro or like a paranormal conspiracy. Because you weren't. You weren't cozy. You were being you're cozy. You were being a lit a little bit. I don't know it sinister. It sounds sinister, not cozy. Yep. Well, well I fucked that up. Then I'm nasty Nate. And I just farted. I am taking easy John. Oh. Also, oh man, Alma made this. Alma made this no baked cheesecake with a gram crust eating cheesecake so good, so good, and it destroyed like I was no bake cheese cake. It's just cream cheese. It's just scream cheese. Yeah, and blueberries and oh man, I was able to sleep through the night. By the morning was just atrocious and like I have. I was at take care of the baby. I was like, oh man, I gotta take this massive dump. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? So like put her on the floor and she like crawls around one of her diapers and a little diaper. I'd fill that thing right up. Fuck. But it's yes, it's very odd. I thought it was supposed to be cooling down. I had the windows open, but my because I I put my AC unit, because I have an AC unit specifically for my computer room, and I put it to the window. I have it to the window, but I have to put this contraption like the tube and all that ship the tube out the window and then there's like this vinyl bag I guess that you like put over the window. I have to do like velcro like vor yeah barrier, and then and then to stick it on the window. Still, it's like this sticky velcro, right, you stick the velcro on, and then after a whole summer of that, the velco gets all disgusting because some water gets in, you know, from the rain. Because I'm on the top floor, and like I can't even close the window. Now, I gotta I gotta take it all apart, and I gotta do some goo gon get the goo gone happening. Fix this stupid window. It's such annoying. It's so annoying. But I think we fixed the A C in the house, so I don't actually need it anymore. The AC actually gets to the top floor now, which is very nice. Wow. We all we have to do is close all the vents on the second floor and it just pushes everything to the top. Yeah, that's what I do try to anyway. To ALA's room was like twenty six degrees. I was like, oh my god. And then whenever I again, when I put my computer on I'm gaming, it like pushes all the hot air over to her room, so it's like gets even hotter. So it's like, I gotta figure this out. What are you drinking there? It's a gatory mixture. He had like maybe a boba No I had. I had McDonald's this morning, so I can only eat out once a day once. Wow. No, this is like I bought a whole bag of like these Costco electrolyte things. Yeah, I have. The sales, so I've got got one going on and you'll love them. Kind of weird. Better water regular water. Regular water is like so gross. Well it actually has no taste. That's a as asthmen gold. The fucking guy as been gold. Yeah, he's like taking trinkle water. He's like, oh. Tired, I'm sore working on cars, you know, fucking I haven't crawling around to go. There was so many fluids everywhere. It was fucking ridiculous. They're just slipping slipping around. Yeah, I'm just like there's coolingt Like we took the engine out, there's just and he freeze everywhere. Fucking transmission fluid is pouring out everywhere. Oh my god. And we're like, yeah, well, we couldn't do anything about it because you don't know exactly when it's all gonna come out. Because well, you could have, you could have bought some tupper, big rubber main tupper bucket. But the way the car is designed is the hose, the outlet for the drain for the rad for the coolant is right above the frame rail. You can't just put a buck underneath. You literally have to let it fall onto the frame of the car. Flash everywhere. It's so stupid. So there's just coolant everywhere. Fucking and then the transmission started leaking. When we took the engine off, it didn't expect that. It was pouring all over the floor and it was like this massive puddle of just transmision. I was just like, oh my god, did. You squeeze it into something or just let. We put sawdust down and shoveled it up and put into a garbage bag. Man. Anyway, I got some things to talk about here about Nintendo. I think you want to hear this stuff. Well, okay, let's head into game time. Okay, I just want to talk about my Fall of Avalon game. Right. This is the Skyrim game, yes, Skyrim esque what I'm currently playing. I'm playing Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon. I was hammering this game pretty hard, you know, like I was getting it. I was getting it done. It's very good open world into game, but holy moldly, the jank nice I went thief sneak build. So it really wants to be Skyrim. Yeah, I don't know. Did they purposely fucking do that? Yeah, they purposely added the jank like a jank modifier. They have a jank modifier that you can maybe you can bring up the console slider. Yeah, the slider, the console increase it. I went, I went sneak build, and it's not great because like sneaking around. No matter how much I spec into it and how much I try to make my build like no noise, you know, I can't never sneak up again. I can never sneak behind someone and stab somebody. I don't know what them, but like they'll always hear me. They'll always hear me. So instead of doing like backstab, I went arrows, bone arrows. And since I can shoot the bone arrow while I'm sneaking, all my sneaking bonuses apply to the to the archery, so all my bonus damage for sneaking, and right, I put in all my It's like if you have one hundred percent of health, you do x amount more crit all this stuff. So it was like perfect archery. Archery is perfect, right, so I don't have to get close to anybody. But the thing is, sometimes I'm sneaking and I go for a shot like behind a tree or a rock, right, and I make sure that the arrow is not anywhere near any collision zones. And I'm like, I pull the arrow back and I snap it and it gets stuck right in front of me, like in the air, you know what I mean, And then it alerts the enemies. Right, Oh my god, it's driving me fucking crazy, like not even near you. Well, it'd be like under where my legs are. But like the collision is bad. Oh so like the item was or the obstacle is down by your feet. Yeah yeah, Like I'm I know for a fact it would have went over these rocks, but I get stuck in the air above the rocks, right, so the collisions off. Yeah, that happened to me in Kingdom. Come a bit man. And then I get swarm by like five guys and they just completely annihilate me. And like I finished the first area of the game, like the first map, and I was destroying everybody, no problem. I get to the next map and I can't touch anything, like I'm getting one shot. I'm like, what the fuck? The progression into the next area is just so out of whack, Like if I'm destroying everything, and I've got like I don't think I had many quests left in the first area, like maybe two or three, which I went back and did just to grind another couple of levels. But like the the difficulty from the first map to the second map was crazy. It was crazy, and it kind of put me off in the game. But I still want to play it. I still want to play it. It's very good, but just go just drives me crazy. Nuts. How much was this game? Nuts? Fifty bucks? I think? M yeah, yeah, it would have been good for like thirty bucks, thirty bucks Canadian, I wouldn't have anything to say, like, oh, it's great, but like fifty bucks, I have to keep playing it for fifty bucks? Why? I mean, how many hours you. Got like twenty two in there? That's pretty good already. I think each map is like twenty hours and there's three three areas? Really yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Well maybe wait, maybe wait, tell some patches, if there's patches, maybe because it's pretty new, No, maybe some patches. Maybe it'll get a little bit better. Maybe you return to. It and it's way better, and then you're not you're not upset that you wasted your time playing the shitty version, you know. The shitty version. Yeah, so I stopped playing that to play Okay, Won't Come, Deliverance too, Legacy of the Forge, which we'll talk about later. But that's it. That's all I've been playing. Really. Yeah, man, the Kingdom Come has completely taken over my life again again. Uh yeah. I put a bunch of hours into that. I don't know how many. I don't think I can try because it just adds it all on. Well. I played. I actually played Rematch with Tony oh Yes from Code Game, Good game, and it was excellent. Finally I had a teammate and a team that would pass the ball and like we did. We did pretty good. We did pretty good, and then Kelv jumped on for a few matches, but then I had to go. So we had a we had a full three squad finally playing Rematch because it's cross play now, it's cross platform cross play. They finally enabled that. It was It was very, very fun and I look forward to rematching again. What's funny about that game is you can't rematch people after the game, Like after a match, you can't rematch them. It's a weird. Yes, the game is called Rematch and there's. Still rocking match. But and I know you can vote free match. Okay, wait a minute, I just saw a link. I just saw a link in Gaming Duo. Somebody somebody posted I guess, twenty three minutes of gameplay from the new Battlefield Battle Royale. Oh, watch against the law? What's against the law? They weren't allowed to do that because it was a close the close beta when I was reading the instructions and said no, no streaming, no recording, no this, no that. Really trying to find it, trying to find it? Oh, yeah, here it is. Did it get taken down? Maybe maybe it did. You're saying it's against the terms. That's what the email said. I got like, I got the email which I believe was the invite to the clothes on Twitter. Okay, it looks like it looks like Warzone. It's Chinese. Someone's Chinese Chinese name? Yoh, this could be fucking really cool. We should watch this. Let me watch the screen here. I didn't watch it. I didn't didn't know it was out. Now we don't know if that's going to be a free, free, free to play mode or what. Yeah, we don't. We don't that yet. No, so this is this is gameplay, I guess apparently. Okay, okay, it looks like war Zone. This looks a lot like exactly like it's a helicopter. Looks like triple triple jump the quads here, I think they're in a quad. Okay, so. No, three two three three looks like yeah, oh shit, Oh you start with a pistol. Okay, yeah, you'd start with a pistol. So it's like cod appears to be does just look like battlefield. This guy is horrible at video games. Whoever's playing, dude, I mean this could look oh the guy in the roof in the roof, yeh, the sun is in my eyes the sun. That could be annoying. That happens sometimes in war Zone you're being shot. Uh oh okay, map block's pretty big. Let's skip ahead here. Oh yeah, so he died there. Done. Now they're dropping in again, so I think there's a is there a jump master? So they see how there's fire. They did that in the the battlefield, the World War II battlefield. Like battle line through the air, there's like ashes and stuff. There's fire in the background too, like yeah, that's the circle. Yeah, oh that's pretty cool. So the circle is fucking fire and dust like. That's pretty cool. This looks a lot like war zone it. It gives me the feel. Of what are they going to do differently here? I know, what is this guy doing? Well, there's a safe Okay, they're. Typing to each other, Gimoshi tunjan ku walk. We got vehicles of course, of course? Ye are there any natural disasters tornadoes, floods. I like the fact that the the the fly, the ashes and the flame is kind of in the air. Do you ever see that? You see it? Sometimes? It's pretty sweet. It gives a little bit extra to the ambiance, you know. Chopper wow, Yeah, okay, here we go, spin it up. I wonder how powerful like the weapons are, like the vehicles are going to be. He's going to pick up his squad you know in the background. Actually looks crazy, looks it looks sweet. The map doesn't seem to be too large though, because it's only one hundred people. Okay, there's a freaking gatling gun on this. There's a gatling gun on it. Oh, someone was trying to shoot him out of the air. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Here's another one. There's another one. Why it worked His flares worked. This isn't what's screaming battlefield to me here though, Like you know what I mean, you got shot out of the air boom, look up. The b. What I would like to see that spins all the way down into a building and blows the fucking building up. Yeah, that'd be sick. I mean, you can drop shit out of the air and in war zones, so I don't see why they wouldn't. Oh so it's like crates, you loot out of crates. Is that what I just saw? Is that just like chest It looked like a chest box, just like a standard box. Maybe those are all over the place like in Apex or spins and there's there's chests in war zone of different various qualities. Okay, I don't know. It's just not getting in a met of action. But have no audio for the listeners here. It's a bunch of guys speaking Korean or something. Okay. Oh that was a pretty That was an SMG. Didn't look like it had a lot of recoil. The jumps off the fucking building to end this guy's life, fucking terrible. Missing the gun is missing half of the model. It's looks quick. Yeah, it looks actually, like if it feels like Battlefield six, then it should be fine. Like, it looks pretty cool. We'll see what the guns are. Like the guns in Battlefield six aren't bad. It's gonna be the same guns. I don't see anything like out of the ordinary though, Like, yeah, like what's different, like the weapon the vehicles with weapons on them. Oh yeah, it's creeping in. Look that looks sick. Actually yeah, it's like a just smoldering wasteland just closing in on you. It's actually super cool looking with the smoke. Man, this guy's just it dies a lot camper anyway. I guess. So you'll be medic, you'll be assault, right, Yeah, you can play you'll play the different classes or whatever. M Okay, that can be a bit different because then you're medic if you're I wonder if you can all just be medic and just keep raising each other. Uh oh, I wonder, Yeah, Like I wonder if there's a like one medic only, Yeah, like like one character per squad. You could probablyrobably, I think you can probably play. You can actually probably play it at the same thing. No, that'd be fucking ridiculous. You can in the other game. No, everyone's going to be medics. Yeah, I don't know they shouldn't, but that'd be ridiculous. I mean, yeah, it is annoying. Lifeline. Lifeline is super annoying now, very annoying. Isn't she always annoying. She's been annoying for a very long time. But she gets like her halo now she gets like basically at gibe bubble that she can that you heal faster in. But there's no top on it, so it's like it's not a bubble, it's just like a halo a shield. So and your heels do are twice as fast inside that, and resing is twice as fast. So like they just halo and revive. And if you don't know that there's a lifeline on the damn team and you try to make a push, the guy's already like full health and revived again. If you get a knock, you know what I mean, your fucking lifelines. But yeah, that that was just just. On the airway. It just came just came through today, I think, oh, before I got home, that link was sent in. That'll feel interesting. Six Battle Royale beta. Maybe there's a beta overseas right now. Battlefield six Beta. I can't find anything about the Battle Royale Battlefield six Everything you need to know about the Battle Royale mode. Here we go. The map battlefield is a stranger to Epic maps, vehicles, tactical destruction. Destruction will be everywhere in this mode, from creating pathways through walls to topling buildings. We look forward to seeing players. Did this squad play each batual future? One hundred players? One hundred players, So that's that's forty more than apex second chances. Between the support class, revives and mobile redeploy options, there are multiple tools to keep you in the fight. Okay, so there's even more reviving other than medics and mobile redeploys. Well, that's pretty standard. The Deadliest Ring in Battle Royale, Yeah, set up to bring them dangerous ring in gaming to battle Road that instantly kills players upon contact, oh urgent warnings. As the fire approaches, soldiers will be pushed into more intense firefight as the game space contains to drink death. That is cool. That's pretty cool. There's no jumping in and out of it, no using it for cover, no walking through it. If you get caught in it, you were dead. That's huge. That's actually huge. Do you know how much that's exploited in other games? Like they had to nerf like heels in Apex. They nerved a bunch of shit for the gas in war Zone, like because people would just stim around in the gas forever or like just heal themselves in a in a heat shield in Apex, and they would like win games. So they had to Like having that is really good because you can't you can't. Yeah, you can't cheat. Hacks goes underground and stays out outside the ring. I don't know, well, then don't make underground. No, like those hacks where people like float under the float under the velop the cheaters. Missions will have squads try to complete objectives that offer extra awards to gain competitive edge over their opponents. Okay, so like contracts, tasks range. From unlocking high value cases to plainting exposives to eliminate mission critical targets. Mission details will outline the available rewards like weapons, cash, vehicle key, so that's how you get your vehicle keys. So you can't just take a vehicle keys. See we said this nice, We say this, uh when we said if they're gonna be vehicles in this game or in the Battle Royaley, you're gonna have to unlock them somehow. We said this. I'm pretty sure we said it. Let's go back and look, I could ask the AI. Yeah, cool, I'm pretty sure we Uh we mentioned that, like you can't just take jets. That's what we were saying. Remember, like we can't just take jets, fly jets around and blow shit up and kill like the whole one hundred people, you know what I mean, Like, there's gotta be a p aggression to get that jet or that helicopter. You know, I have our transcript. I have a complete transcript all ninety episodes of the podcast. Key or Mobile Redeploy Unit, leaving it up to each squad to decide if the risk is worth the potential reward. Once the mission objective is complete, rewards are air dropped in, so squad should stay alert for others who may attempt to steal them as we approach the most of the way to launch a Battlefield six on all platforms. EA is gearing up to the launch of the Battle Royal mode as a standalone game mode on October tenth, twenty twenty five. More details regarding the game mode will be announced as we get closer to the game mode's official release. Okay, so there you go. Ya is gearing up for the launch of the Battle Royal Mode as a standalone game mode. So that's got to mean it's free. It's got to mean it's free. Yeah, what do we think about that? Well, I think it have to be. Really I don't know, man, Like it's bad for cheaters because there's gonna be cheaters and they're gonna get a free game and free counts and they're gonna constantly just keep doing that. But again, we'll have to see what they're gonna do about that. They're not gonna obviously, they're not gonna not make it free to play because it's microtransactions make a shit ton of money. They know this more than anyone. Oh yeah, he definitely knows this more than anybody. So, like, it's never gonna happen. If it were a true if it were truly consumer friendly, then it would it would be like a maybe thirty dollars add on that you can buy, you know, That's what I would say. Three dollars. People are gonna buy one hundred and thirty dollars for this game. I don't think so they don't have to buy the original. If you just want to play the Battle Royale, oh, like a thirty dollars battle Rail, thirty dollars bat Royal, I would pay it, and I would probably wouldn't even buy the other one. I would just play the Battle Royal, so and no cheaters. Maybe they actually give you good stuff for thirty bucks. Maybe you get you can actually grind for stuff and not have to pay for everything. Because it's a paid game and not a micro transaction base. You would get some stuff, but that's not take them in money. So they would never do that, even even the micro transactions in the Battlefield game, Like, you're not gonna see be using butt head skins, right, Like, what the hell are they gonna make it worth buying microtransaction military gear cosmetics? Okay, let's see if let's see if we talked about this. I'm having the chat GBT analyze our previous eighty nine transcripts, and I asked it, when did we talk about vehicles in the battle vehicles for the Battlefield six Battle Royale. Let's see what it finds. I found three places in your transcript where vehicles are mentioned while talking about the Battlefield six Battle Royal mode. Okay, let me hit it, hit me with it. I think making you earn access to the heavy stuff like tanks or attacks the hellies would add progression. Otherwise it's just chaos from the start, which kind of ruins the pacing for a battle Royale. That is what we said. Cool, that was what we said, yam. And that article says vehicle keys, so I'm assuming it didn't didn't get into the meat of it, but it said unlocking vehicle keys, so I'm assuming vehicle keys are like helicopter keys. Yeah, must be helicopter keys, so. Then you can go around and blowshit up. Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's I think that is smart to do. Yes, smart. Same, everyone's just gonna go to the helicopter pad and fight over the fucking helicopter. That's right, because the key would be elsewhere. Yeah, and the mission you have to complete to get the key. That is fucking actually super cool. But then the mission is going to be where everyone fights the mission pickup spot. But I'm assuming that, Yeah, it'll change. It'll be like the like whatever random mission will. Give you the key, but you think it's random, Yeah, I guess that would be better. That's really cool so far. I like what I'm saying. I especially like that instant death ring. I really do. Oh yeah, I've just been playing. Oh I played mud Mullet mad Jack. Oh yeah, man, I played tried to play it controller. You can't believe that the control possible hard but it was fucking sensitivity. The thumbs thumbs a fucking fire. But I played it for like an hour and a half. Oh, plus the demo. I beat the demo, so that plus the hour and a half extra, it's pretty It's pretty cool music. The aesthetic, the music. Yeah, as soon as I beat it up, boot it up. I was like sitting there just watching the thing and it was just kind of repeating him like driving and like the music was like a synth wave is so cool and I was just it was yeah, the little intro movie. I was just sitting there watching. I was like, dude, this is fucking awesome. Like when did this game come out? Like I didn't, I haven't hadn't heard it. Think it was brand new. I think it doesn't say on Steam May twenty four, oh new ish about a year and a half ago. Really it's seats suttle. I heard, but it's fucking really cool. Yeah, and it's like a roguelike too, so it's addictive. You're like, you have to get to the next ten floor every ten floors, and a boss is when you it saves for you. So if you die after that, you have to go back to the first floor of that segment. But yeah, I it actually is good practice. It's like good aiming practice because you're trying to especially if you play with the just the basic gun, the pistol, because you want to get headshots. So you're just like, it's good flick practice and really quick, like you have to do things really quick. I really like that too. That part of it too, and makes you better. It'll make you better in other games, make you better. So fast, very fast. It was so fast. Yeah, like my computer's probably playing at eight thousand fps. Yeah, exactly, because it's just like pixel graphics. Yeah, that's sweet. They should make all games like that pixel no optimization not required. Bold Gun, Bull Gun was sick too. Bolt Gun that's the Warhammer, like a pixelated first person shooter. I don't know that one. It's pretty sweet anyway. Yep, I got some some stuff here that we can talk about. That you sure that you'll love. Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'll fucking love it if it's Intendive. Yeah, before the Nintendo stuff. I have a funny thing that I saw here. I don't know if you know this, but it's about cyberpunk. Elon Musk apparently crashed. Did you hear this? He crashed? He crashes Grimes voice recording session when they were recording like voice recording. He crashed the session with a two hundred year old musket in his hands and insisted on a cameo in the game. Like while she was recording, he shows up with the musket and insists on being in the game. I'm like, what the fuck? And the guys were like, the guys at the seat are like, what the hell is happening? This guy has a gun in our fucking studio and uh And Elon was like, I told him I was armed, but not dangerous. Musk told the biography this is a business insider. My god article, Elon Musket. But yeah, and I don't think they I don't think they did. They never put him in I wouldn't put him in anything. Some people said that they saw someone who looked who looked a little like him, but it wasn't. I don't think that Musk and cyberpunk. But then the article just goes about how he's basically a split personality weirdo. That's what I got from it. Yeah, he's probably fucked, but yeah, that was so stupid. I was like, can you think he's. One of the corporal the corporal guys at the beginning of the game. That doesn't look Look can you share? Look at the someone made a custom face for him? Stupid, that looks exactly like him. Look at the If you click on that one and you go down, click on the one underneath this ringing thing. Yeah, I do, click on the one underneath underneath, and then and then again under that one to the left. It looks just like. That is so dumb. I didn't know you could make like custom faces and stuff. I'm this must be a mod. Yeah, that is very funny. Fuck, that's so stupid. Oh there, here's the article. I was talking about crashed Crimes of Cyberpunk recording session with a gun and demanded a cameo with a gun. Yes, but it was like it was a frigging a two hundred year old musket. Why he drove all the way there. That's so stupid. Anyway, the Nintendo stuff, it's much worse. It's much worse. Nintendo got two patents approved this week. Ship against the pow World thing or just like in new patents, okay, because they've been filing patents during the lawsuit. Yeah, these guys just want to like make it that. They want to just make it so only they can create games. That's what they want to do. Basically, Patent number twelve million, four hundred, three hundred eighty seven covering riding and flying systems. Yeah, okay, similar to what's under dispute in Power World Patent number twelve million, four hundred and three thousand. So this was a little while back, but they just got it, oh like approved, Yeah, covering mechanics around summoning and battling with sub characters. Wow, that's broad. Yeah. Could you imagine you're not allowed to summon a character and have it battle your enemies? Like, what the actual fuck is that? The games out there? Yeah, there'll be absolutely no Pokemon like monster games. Yeah. This is the article on PC The Gamer. The headline was, this is an embarrassing failure of the US patent system. Video game IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokemon mechanics should not have happened, full stop, should not have happened. And there's like a bunch of the images from the patent. It literally is like little characters beside you in like a field with some trees, like and they automatically move. It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's freaking ridiculous. So now if you're gonna want a monster catching game, you can't catch monster You can't catch them. Yeah, so you can't sum or summon them or some of them to fight from from something. How many other games for them whistling for them and them just coming to you. That's a summon. That's a summon. That's that not a seven. So say here's okay, here's a get around. This is how you get around it. So you're out collecting monsters, they're just always with you. Yeah, there always was just a massive pile of just behind you, yeah, running around with you. But like, I can't catch them. So what do you do? You you try to feed them, You battle them, and then you like feed them and make them love you and then they'll follow you. Well, now i'll tell you, I'll tell you one thing Nintendo's not. Nintendo's not making anyone love them. Tell you that, Like people still Final Fantasy have summons summoning material, Like are they going to ban that to what end? Well, it's very broad, That's what I'm saying. Like what about Uh yeah, I was reading the comments on the on the on the thread, what about necromancer classes? Every necromancer class ever? Hello, you can't own necromancy? Like what the fuck is that? Wow? This is doesn't make any sense at all, And like how are you allowed to patent that? How is that even allowed? And of course the pattern doesn't fucking know anything. Yeah, they don't, you go, we know Nintendo, Nintendo's good. There was another comment of a guy said he read a foot I think it was like a video game law book lawyer book, and I guess back in the day it was like an unwritten rule that you didn't do this shit because video games wouldn't fucking exist, because no one would be able to fucking do anything if you just patent whatever your idea was, So the next generation, next people coming along couldn't like use similar game ideas. I hate them so much, so much dumb, it's crazy. I hate them so much. Are they worse than in video. Oh they're up there. These guys are just complete cansles. I can't even. I can't even. I hate Nintendo. I'm not gonna buy any more Nintendo games. Not buying any more Nintendo games. Pam might, though, I can't control what she wants to buy, but not me. I will not buy Switch to. I'm gonna sell whatever hard copies of Switch games I have because they're probably still worth the same amount that I bought from for So I'm gonna sell those. And I'm just gonna pirate as much as I can because I hate them so much. And I said it. There you go, I said it. Send me to jail, Nintendo, send me to jail. Here's a new here's the one that you'll like. Then another one, Nintendo being really cool. You're gonna bleep that out right, you're gonna take that out. So they don't. So they don't actually send me to jail. Well, you didn't do anything. They don't have evidence if you're doing anything, so yeah, only admit your admission of guilt, but no other proof. Uh So the new Callos Starter and right You Mega evolutions are locked behind pay walls and DLCs in the new Pokemon game, the mega evolution for. The main mechanic of the fucking game. Yea, the right to you mega evolution and the Callos Starter Pokemon whatever that. Is, says Starter Pokemon. The Starter Pokemon, you won't be able to get its mega evolution unless you you buy the DLC and have a Nintendo subscription. I think, wow, like the online subscription if I have New Pokemon. Legency and mega evolutions were revealed during yesterday's Nintendo Direct okay, but none of them will be available through regular gameplay. In a surprising move by the Pokemon company, Calos, Starter Mega evolutions are locked behind a multiplayer rand ladder and write you Mega evolutions require you to purchase a DLC. You know what happened during that stupid Nintendo the what it's called direct direct off? I said, why am I giving Nintendo the time of my like my life, you know, like, even if it's just an hour, I don't want to give Nintendo an hour of my life. I was like, all these games don't look great. They're not going to sell me on a switch to an eight hundred dollars console. Not one game could ever do that. I don't think maybe if I saw the Zel the game that I like, you know, they got you like Zelda, but like, sorry, I'm not I'm not interested Nintendo. I don't care about Nintendo. I don't give a shit about them. I don't want to support them. They are so like anti consumer and anti gamer. They just want to fucking take your life hmmm, and your wallet. It certainly seems that your time. They want to take it away from other people's creation too. Now, yeah, people can't create now, true. Yeah, and you know what else, but speaking of questionable decisions, they're bringing out a Virtual Boy adapter and bringing the Virtual Boy games to the Extension Pack or whatever, the Expansion Pack online. And they actually showed this stupid fucking Virtual Boy stand thing that you put your switch into and put your friggin' eyeballs up to. Are you serious, Nintendo? Like, who is asking for this? Nobody? Where did this come from? There was a ship console. Why would anyone want to go back and play Virtual Boy games and put their chase the retro guys in a freaking up to your switch two inches away from your switch? Like, what do you do? That's so dumb? It might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It is so stupid, Like no one was asking for that. I'm sorry, no one, no one's asking do you bring back Virtual Boy? Can we have Game Boy games? I'm fucking speechless. I'm speechless. They keep making questionable decisions. It's almost as if they want people not to like them. They're like purposely rubbing it into everything. I think they're taking advantage of their very loyal fan base where they can keep taking away and taking away, you know, as much as they want, and people will continue to support them. And they know that, so they'll just take advantage. They're just taking advantage of people. You're you're charging ninety dollars, ninety dollars for a ten year old game, for example, hiding evolutions behind paywalls, Like what are you smoking? Yeah, Like that's crazy, Meg Evily, you can't involve your Potra. Eight hundred dollars having an eight hundred dollars console. It's like almost as that's almost as expensive as the PS five pro here, you. Know what I mean, Like it's like ten thousand, ten thousand, ten thousand tickets. Yeah, no, it was like, what was it, one hundred and thirty thousand tickets arcade, but one thousand and fifty dollars the PS five pro is I think you're no. I just thought it bestout it is nine to fifty. I think, really, Oh, is there two different ones? Though? Maybe maybe I thought it's not one thousand and fifty. But but yeah, fuck off, Nintendo. Stop stop, just stop, just stop. They're just so anti consumer. I'm gonna be anti Nintendo. Yeah, me too. I'm going to bad mouth them at every point I can get. All right, we'll make some shorts and we'll we'll put them together and we'll hopefully spread the word of. Not bad there anti all your Nintendo shit in the background, all your pokemons. That's not Nintendo. Different company Different, that's Pokemon company. Freak them. Man, that fucking bothers me so much. All right, well that's all I had. Those are the good. Can we get into something fun and talk about something that's good. Yeah, let's talk about a company that's good. Let's talk about it again. That's good, you know. Let's have some positive Yeah, let's have some positivity here. Yes, good idea. All right, what are you reading? Are you reading something? Ah? Yeah? The reddit dot com slash r slash fuck Nintendo is that where you got all the stuff from. No, just they're they're going off here. Oh yeah, angry redditors. Yeah, shock people will on ironically defend this absolute scam garbage and it says Super Mario Galaxy to you yet nine Super Mario Galaxy thirty nine ninety nine per order. Now, I don't know why that's garbage. They announced they were coming out for on switched to or something. Oh yeah, but they are just porting them switch to, right, Yeah, they're just poorting up grade games. The games are remastered with upscaled. No, they're not remastered. Yeah, upscaling and whatever. Just upscaled the four K improved you. I I never played a system mode. But I'm not buying it. Okay, man, I'm not doing it. You've got listen here. They're earth in twenty thirty three, seven years after Nintendo patented photosynthesis. Because plants are featured through a Pokemon franchise. It's a fucking not doing what's the other sand movie? Sand movie with the trucks and the gasoline? Oh, mad Max, I mean guzzling, guzzling seven year old game on sale still over forty dollars yep. Oh yeah, ambos. They used to be twelve dollars. They are now forty dollars each. This is just a bunch of like anti Nintendo, oh hosts. I think I'm gonna live here. I've seen a lot of defenders, so I'm curious. Now, leave the multimillion dollar company alone. And it's that fat guy from I Gotta go on here, okay, slash ur slash fuck Nintendo. It looks like the Lightsaber kid, the fat Lightsaber guy, but he has like two Nintendo joysticks. Oh, there's tons of stuff here. Oh man, seven years after Nintendo patage Photosynthesis, there's not a lot of oats. So that's that's pretty funny. Like I would rather buy and gift Hollow Night Silk Silk Song four times than by Mario Kart World. Once seventy dollars for two Wii games. Yeah, Wi games, Wii games. Oh that's why I didn't play Mario Galaxy. It was on fucking we Okay, there is there is a post about the Mega evolutions right there. Yeah. Wow, five point six k weekly contributors, so it's not a huge subreddit. Microsoftion soon Nintendo for using blocks and making a Minecraft clone and then make a patent after the fact forced Nintendo to like, they're making this stupid cozy game. Another thing I didn't mention it, but if you didn't watch the thing, did you see the cozy game, this Pokemon cozy game. No, it's like a Minecraft Harvest Moon style Pokemon game, but they can go to the Pokemon helping you and they're helping you water and they're helping you do whatever all this other stuff. But you play as a ditto who transformed into a human. It's like, like, how did they get to do that? Copying like other games, like not copying but obviously borrowing inspiration inspiration from cozy games that they've not done, and and then have patterning and the suing, Like it's so stupid. That's just really dumb. Now, what just drives me crazy is that DLC like the hiding the evolution. But the whole main, the whole thing about the new game is the mega evolutions, is it not? And they're keeping it behind the fucking man. I think they're up there with EA. So yeah, they're hiding the starting mega evolutions behind a ranked ladder something which you have to have the online subscription for, so you have to have a subscription. And then do some online ranked thing to just to unlock the mega evolutions, and then the rite you is behind the DLC Mega evolutions for the three starters, so you can't get if you just play offline and don't have a subscription, you cannot get them with the for the starting the starting anyway, we said we're gonna talk about something fun. Fuck Nintendo, all right, check it. So you know what I've been playing. I can't. We can't talk about this game enough. You know, I'd rather buy Kingdom Come Deliverance Too four times over, no, eight times over than buy Nintendo switch to. You know, you could buy it for eight people, yeah, and eight people. Spread the joy, yeah, spread the joy that is Kingdom Come Deliverance Too. That is that is. Henry Jesus Christ be praised. Yeah. So this new DLC is called Legacy of the Forge. Okay, so does the third DLC of four that will be coming up. So there's another one coming after this. So we had one DLC that brought the barber feature, the hardcore mode, yes yes, and the horse Racing that was a free big DLC upgrade thing that was in the spring. In the summer, we had Brushes with Death, which is a paid DLC. I bought the Deluxe edition, so I got all these for free because I like supporting these these guys, because they're fantast Warhorse, Warhorse Studios. I guess we should say that a Warhorse, war Whorehouse Studios, Woorhouse Studios, Warhorse Studios. And in the autumn or now, we just got Legacy the Forge September ten, third, ninth, September ninth, yes, sir, and then there's another one coming in Winter Stereia. I don't even know how to say this, Xlesa Mysteria Eslessia. Okay, how do you say this? I have to I'll put it in the chat. But those last three Summer, Autumn, Winter are all paid dealcs, but are included in that Gold version of the game, Miss Ecclesias, Acclessia. If you see the game on sale, the Gold version of the game or the Deluxe, get it and you get all these DLCs. Okay, I definitely don't have that. I have to buy them. How much are they if you buy them separately? Twenty bucks? Okay, so I think how much did I buy the Lux version for? Like one hundred and twenty that's pretty good. Then Yeah, that's pretty good because that's only thirty bucks extra. Yeah, and I get the three dilces, the three paid diocees. Well damn yep. So this one. So we're gonna read the synopsis and we're gonna talk about what we've been doing with it lately. So become the master of Kuttenberg's blacksmith Guild Kutenberg. Kutenberg. So Kutenberg is the massive city and kingdom come to learners too, that you venture to and the story unfolds there, and it's a main part of the of the game. So return to Kutenberg and put your blacksmithing skills to the test to require, or to acquire and repair a legendary burnt down forge where your father, Martin spent his youth as an apprentice. Martin establish your own home in the heart of Kutenberg, designing the forge itself as well as as its surroundings and your very own private quarters with the ability to customize and to aid your gameplay. Venture down memory Lane and learn your father's legacy as a blacksmith, revealing a part of his life that has remained hidden until now. Uncover the mystery of an ambitious masterpiece your father once worked on and follow in his footsteps to complete it. Right now, that's the main story. Yeah, that's the main story. Part of it. Become a forge master and build upon your new blacksmith prestige, helping the people of Kutenberg with sword crafting in some more quirky requests, very quirky. In addition to new daily quests, Henry, we will unlock the ability to earn cash, enabling a brand new home customization system with over one hundred million combinations to personalize your forge, private quarters, and its surroundings. One hundred million. What how's there? One hundred million? No way, I don't believe the combinations. What once decked out, your forge becomes a place to return to and call home. So that's what this whole DLC is about. So it's pretty much like a cozy game, like a MIDI cozy game kind of, but it doesn't it doesn't have the same pace as like a cozy game. Yeah, but like like that take Harvest Moon or Story of Seasons for instance, how does those how do those games start off? Right? You go to the farm, It's like, oh, your father's broken down colected farm, and then you have to do some kind of work requests to kind of cleaning it up and carrying, yeah, carrying sacks out to the wagon, getting all sweaty and stinky, which I was already stinky, apparently because I I had some this is separate in the DLC, but I had some random perfume. It said stinky perfume or something in my inventory. I'm like, I'm like, where did I get this? What is this? And I like put it on. It lasted for like days and days in game. I was stinky. I had the stinky icon and ever I went, everyone was like, what is that smell? And like people were fucking telling me I stank and ship but like it was like I slept, I slept overnight, like three or three or four times. I went to the bath house three or four times. I washed my clothes. Like I was still stinking from this perfume. I was like, what the hell is this perfew Anyway, that's not even part of the DLC. But this is while I was running around doing stuff for my forge. Fuck that is funny, but yeah, the forge is. It's cool. Blacksmithing was cool. I did enjoy doing it in the main game, like I became like a master Blacksmith that I So everything I craft is basically basically top tier. Are you wearing your all your Blacksmith gear while you're crafting? No, because you should. If you wear that stuff, you actually there is a hidden like a quality meter, like you'll get mask, like if you're good enough, you'll get the master crest on it, right, but there is still like a certain level behind that that you don't really know really, and you sell your creative stuff for more with the Blacksmiff gear you're on blacks Yeah, with more gear with Blacksmith gear because they can make it that more that higher quality, even higher than like the the Master. But there's still like a hidden quality. Okay, So for the listener, basically craft whatever you want, you can craft and you can put it in like a chest that the old lady you're living with kind of sells to like Harvestmoon people. Yeah, as harvicem in there. But it's not like a time thing. It's kind of like it seems random like after that days. Yeah. So, and I'm wondering like if I make like an insane sword here that's like three thousand dollars, like is that gonna sell? Or should I make more like tools and stuff that more more poor folk would want to buy. And I'm like, what should I do? Yeah, the best weapon to make, based on amount of materials and profit is the Horseman's pick. Really, the act Esforsement's pick. Yeah. Interesting. Oh and if you make sure you sharpen it, it'll sell for more. Yes, if it's sharpened. Yeah, so you sharpen it. I always forget the sharpen. The thing is you do all this while increasing reputation with the blacksmith guild, that so you can further the main quest. Now, the problem I have is there's not you can't just b line it through if you want to just play the whole thing, because you have to wait. You have to wait for the quest to pop up, because they're not it's not like a quest line. It's just like you just have to do enough of them until your prestige or whatever gets above a certain level. Then it unlocks the next part of the quest. So I'm kind of standing around not being able to do anything because I did everything and you have to just go to sleep until the next one pops up. It's that's kind of. Like the story question. I mean, the next story for. The little icons that I need to do the jobs to that increase the increase your prestige. You just kind of have to wait around for them, just man up around the city. Yeah. Yeah, so if you do them all, they're just kind of you have to wait a couple of days, so you have to actually go to sleep and just fucking sleep if that's all you want to do. But I mean, you can find other things to try to do, obviously. It's it's I've still got so many quests in Kutenberg that I don't have any quests like i'd done all of the side quests. Wow, really pretty sure? Yeah, I have a couple from the other location, and I didn't do any of the hand hand fighting quests. That's the only ones I didn't do because I didn't care about the fighting guild or for the fighting ring. So those are the only ones that I have there. Did you do the whole like thieves guild? Like the Mole the tavern there, the Mole, the Mole the innkeeper's name is the Mole and he runs like a thieves guild. Yeah, yeah, I didn't do any of those, so now I'm doing those too. Really. Yeah, that's where that's where I stayed in Kutenberg whenever I was there. Okay, that's that's where my base of operations, right beside your warge, just down the street. Yeah yeah, yeah, that place is hilarious. There's always somebody fighting outside. Yeah yeah, yeah. There's two guys just beating the ship out of each other outside. So back to the customization of the it's really cool to a certain point because like you'll get Prestige one too. I don't know how many you can go up to, but say you have this look for your how your your forge the way it looks from the outside, right, And you pay all this money because you get to a certain prestige level and you pay for a new paint job and all this stonework and all that stuff. And then if you get like five more prestige, you unlock like better looking. Yeah, and it's more expensive. So you're like, oh, do I even buy all this low level shit or do I just wait to unlock everything and then customize my forge? Yeah, you're probably better off doing that, honestly. It's a few times yeah yeah, But a lot of the commissions they're very lucrative, Like there's a few there. They give you like two grands are a sword for somebody, It's like that's like two thousand bucks, Like, oh sick. But then on nights, I'll just go and rob all of kutenberg. Who the hell are you selling it to? And just oh, I've got the perk where I can sell olen stuff to anybody. Yeah, but they don't have any money. I just I just go around. There's like five tailors. I'll just go to each tailor. I'll sell everything I got, sell a bunch of stolen clothes. I'll rob one tailor and then sell it to the other tailors. Said I was doing that the other night, and I made like six or seven grand. So then I'm just upgraded my forge that way. Any any quest that needs me to go get something from somebody, I just steal it from them. I don't talk to them, I don't I just wait outside. I'm like the guy waiting outside their house my arms crossed, and then until the fucking sun goes. Down, and then you don't see me again, and and then I come out of your house with what I need. It's so good. I thought I closed the store. I was like, oh shit, I gotta close my doors. You gonna got to close the doors behind always. Oh yeah, always close the doors. Yeah, always, so they'll get they'll get wise to you if you don't close the doors and they'll start looking for you. That's so good. And then the while you're upgrading your forge, there's like little plops of land in your I guess your forge area that are all broken down. So there's like sheds that are broken down that you can turn those sheds into an armory. You can customize the yard, your bedroom, and the forge itself. The forge. You can't customize the inside of the forge. And now it looks no I would love a chest in there because I want to kill materials in a freaking chest. They're heavy and I have to kick them on my damn body. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, that is very everyone's pissed about that. Like even if you have it in a chest, you can't call it from a chest while you're blacksmith and you have to go get it from the chest, right, I mean, I don't even care about change. I'm fine going to get it from the chest. Just give me a chest, like I can't there's no chest. Sure, I'm sure there's gonna be mods to fix that, but like it should be official, just to put a chest beside the fucking forged table. What if I drop all my mats there, will they stay there? Or they despawn? I don't know. I think no, I think they despawn. Really yeah, because I've I've dumped a bunch of ship outside my forged doors, just like beats, and they're. Rotten vegetables, just a bunch of crap in my inventory. I was like a beat. I drop it and it's like flopping around in my forge on the floor, kicking it around like a ship. Is that going to go away? Maybe I'll see if. It's still there. So what's cool is you can upgrade these busted down shacks into an armor armory and what's called. There's an alchemy swan too. There's an alchemy a gunshop and a gun shop that's kind of foundry. A foundry it's called it does like a like the guns and other ship and you can hire you can actually hire people to work at your forge. Really yeah. Once you progress through the story, you can meet characters that you can persuade to work out your forge. If you have the it upgraded enough and you can go to them and sell shit to them. You can bring them schematics, and they can make armor pieces for you. And apparently there's some really good armor that you fly. The fly, ye fly all right? What's he say? You're right? You right man? You right mon? That's what he says whenever you go to you ate mon, Like, what did you just fucking say? I think he's saying, are you all right? Man? But it sounds like almost like a Jamaican or something, some weird accent. What else can you do? Oh? You can get food now, So you unlock a cellar, and the old lady that lives with you that you've pretty much taken the forge from you, sel like, she'll cook food for you, and she'll stash sausages and everything in your cellar and you just go down there to get food. I have so cool, Like I have so much food. You kill if you kill one deer or like yeah, or one bore and butcher them, you have so much meat. You have meat forever. If you're just one animal, you know you. Can butcher human. What like if there's a dead dude on the on the ground, you go up to it and says, butcher, No, it doesn't I've never seen that. I'm pretty sure that. I've never seen that. No way, I kill a lot of folks. I've never seen that. I don't know where you're you've you've. Seen that, swear to god. I know. Maybe it was beside a dead animal. Oh that that probably maybe your shielding just came off again, I think no on your microphone. I just it just went loud, really loud for some reason my microphone. Or the sizzling, the sizzling there you go, it's down. Yeah, that's weird. Sor Okay, well I'm gonna look for next time. But then butchering humans just no, there's no then human meat. No, okay, I'm pretty sure I saw it. I don't think so. But oh, you know what, you know what, it probably was the horse besides maybe the guy that was dead beside his horse. Or yes, probably but maybe although just butchering one of those big animals is just like you have food forever, and it's like one hundred pounds of meat that you have to keep on your body, so you have to go like dry it. You go to the drying rack or the smokehouse and you dry and then you have tons of food so you'll never be hungry. And the smoke meat go bad. No, no, it's good forever. Yeah, keep it in your cellar, So just keep it in my pockets. And I'm just like, oh, I have thirty eight freaking deer chops or whatever or like tender loins, and I'm just like, and it gives you, like thirty nutritions, so you'll need to eat one nice and it takes and you just have hundreds of them. Man, it's so good. And I'm like, I'm hammering through it. But like the amount of times I have to like fast travel and stuff around the city. They need more fast travel points around the city. It's good they gave you one to the forge. That's yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah, but I mean that's it's part of there's not that few. But it's also part of just exploring and walking around and things are happening around you. I haven't seen see people getting in fist fights and whatnot, haven't. Oh. What also don't like is I can't steal all the schematics from the swordsmith, so I can just get all the freaking things you have to buy them. Yeah, yeah, I had to spend a lot of money on them. Yeah, So I went into his house, and I rated every cupboard and chest. I could find his pockets, and there was no schematics because usually they'll have them in the chest, locked in the door, wow, locked in the room, but you can't steal them. So I'm assuming they did that on purpose, so you can't just steal them all because from your fellow guild. Oh yeah. I go there next morning. I'm like, hello, fellow guild. Mates, Hello, fellow guild. The German guy is always speaking German, almost like com on, jungam On. He calls you young, come on. I'm like, yeah, jungam On, Oh man, it's very good. The boys acting is excellent. It's just it's fun. But I mean it's not I would say this would be fine to do while you're playing the game, because, like to me, someone who has nothing else to do in the game, I just want to do this stuff, and like I said, you have to wait for it. So yeah, So I didn't do all those quests, so I still have tons of quests in Koomberg. So I've been doing those in the meantime and it's just like I'm just playing the game again and it's so fucking how many hours do I have in this game, oh, Femboy and foot House. I just went into Steam and it's a an anime game that came up nice right on my featured and recommended hell Man. Okay, so I had the last two weeks. I've played twenty hours. Twenty point five hours. Last two weeks, I've played eleven hours. But I have a total level one hundred and sixteen hours. Oh, I have a total of one hundred and twenty three hours. Man, I don't think I've ever put that many hours in a single player game before that has no online component. Uh, yeah, I don't think it's probably yeah, I'm dead dead. I did ninety red Redemption two, I did like ninety five. I did like sub one hundred. I have eighty six hours in Cyberpunk on Steam alone, and I've played shit, and I have a sixty hour playthrough on PS five, So that's one hundred and forty hours. So how many hours do I have? Cyberpunk is still number one? Probably for me. I think about three hundred hours in Cyberpunk actually, but that's like photo mode. Shit, it's not actually playing the game, not me, mine's plain. So eighty six plus sixty on PS five, that's a lot. I've got two hundred and ten hours on PC and I think twenty hours on PS five for Cyberpunk. It's getting close. Cyberpunk is so fu getting close, getting close. Yeah, I mean, I'll still keep playing it. It'll be funny. I wish, I wish I had some more quests. How did you do all those quests in one hundred and sixteen hours? I don't believe you. I was just always questioning. Believe you always question. I can show you my quest log, like I didn't. There's the quest like I said that I didn't pick up because I didn't want to do them, the fighting ones. But other than that, I pretty much pick up everything. And there's three quests that I didn't do in the other area. I just don't want to go do them because then I have to go all the way back to the other the other area. My forge and everything and cool is in the is in Kutenberg area. You know, it's not in the Trotsky region, which wasn't Which one's the Trotsky region? That's the first map, Yeah, the Trusky map. So I don't go go back there, you know, I was. Gonna say, so, I've upgraded every piece of my forage now to something so something is done of all of it, and it looks so good. I actually went, I was like, I was like, I wonder if we can inject some ray tracing into this game. Okay, So I went and looked for a reshade plug in. So some guy had a Patreon seven dollars a month and he created a whole package of add ons for like ray racing, global illumination, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole depth of field plug in, all this stuff. So I was like, okay, so I gave him seven bucks and I took his whole package and I put it in. Oh my god, it made my game look so just for photomon you mean, no, for the whole rechhade like injects and does a filter and injects like certain things, and you can play around with all the settings and everything, like how. Does it is the frame rate? Well, it's terrible, That's what I'm saying. Are you just doing it for photomode? Are you playing? Well? Well, right now, I'm strictly like remoting, playing off my Xbox downstairs, so you can hit the sixty fps at UK resolution at a mix of high and ultra. So it's good. But if I played on my PC with the Ultra, right, it's not good because it's like almost four K resolution. Right. So I've been playing downstairs and it looks so phenomenal. I don't like doing that mod shit, you know what I'm saying. So good, so good, And like whenever the forge is going under the lights, or that it's nighttime and the forge is lit up and I'm just working in the forge, so good. It's already like pain. Before before this DLC was even here, I was like, I have like lur nights I would play I did. I would be lying on the couch and like Pam would be gone to sleep, and the bedroom doors open and all your hear is and I'm fucking blacksmithing at like one in the morning with the speaker like the TV volume up and. I'm like, oh, is this too loud? Bing bing pinging? Yeah, you got a whistle yet? So I did because I didn't really blacksmith in the last one. You got it. You can to keep the whistling up finishes the sword faster, yes, So I didn't know that. So, like, whatever you're going, and if you get into a rhythm while you're forging, while you're hammering that hammer, you start whistling, and if you keep the whistling up, the sword gets finished faster. If you keep the rhythm of your hammering. Yeah, your whistling continues, and yes, yes, makes it faster. Yeah, And now I'm finishing swords and like I don't have to go back to. The kind of hard though, especially remote playing getting like yes, because you have to keep a rhythm on a beat and the lag is a little weird, so but like you can still do it. And also flipping it you want to flip, Yeah, that also makes it faster if you do that, and. Moving rarely, rarely going back to the forge to reheat the metal, like I don't, I never do, never done. Yeah. Yeah, so I've been I've been getting that just like Tink Tink tink. I may have seen it once where he's like, oh it's cold. Yeah, I just kept hammering on it. It just wasn't a good quality. Oh man. So there's apparently there's there's new new weapons only that you can only get through forging, but you have to like find them, I think really, so like the schematics are hidden, I don't think swords. Yeah, so there might be some swords and armor that you have to go find within after the DLC was released, and then bring them to your your armor and he can forge them for you. Like the full plate gear that you find, he can forge them for you, and then you can forge the swords. And then sometimes questionable characters come by your forge and get you too, buy weird things and forge them. Did you get that question yet? Forge weird things? No by and tries to sell you a sort of legend. No. I got a guy coming. I got a woman come in and asked me to pull her husband's tooth. I had that one, and I yeah, I went and I did it, and he just ran away from me because he's like scared of the dentists and shit. So I caught up to him, Like what am I supposed to do with this guy? Just chasing him? And then I just randomly started punching him. And that's all you're supposed to Is that what you're supposed to do? Yeah? Yeah, So I just started beating the ship out of him, and he's like, oh, he starts fighting me, and then you like succeed. Yeah, you punch his tooth out and you succeed in the quest. I'm like, what the fuck? I was just getting mad at this guy and he was running for me, and I started punching him. And apparently you're supposed to do you went to the blacksmith to get your teeth pulled. Just because he had the because he had the Tweezers. I didn't fucking know that. That's crazy because he's doing with Flyers, man. Yeah, fuck, that's fucking Flyers up here in your mouth. So good, so far, Like, I've already had twenty hours in this DLC and I haven't even finished the story. That's crazy. How it was it? Say? How do you know how much you have in the DLC or just I guess the last two weeks? You're going by weeks I've only been playing. Yeah, I've been playing it well, yeah, so eleven hours last two weeks. Yep. Actually I think I picked it up before before I play, Yeah, because I had to play the rest of the Painter one right right right right right right right right right. So yeah, I'm at eleven in the only eleven But yeah, I haven't played it much. I haven't actually played that much because I was busy, busy. Yeah, I suggest you get to that. Get that guy to your forge and he tries to sell you something. Well, I'll play tonight. I just want to I want to get through it. But like I said, just waiting around and going to sleep, Come on, I want to do this DLC. I did try to walk around, said like, it's monastery. Have you ever tried going there? You can't get in. You can't get in. There's a big monastery beside Kutenberg, like to the. To the east. Cannot get into these buildings, which I assume are the monks quarters and sedlets. The monastery. It's like a giant part of the It's a huge compound with a wall that goes all around it, and you cannot get into it. Yeah. I was like, what the hell I can't get into the freaking. Monastery inaccessible reserve for the monastery DLC coming out this fall. Oh, that's what I was going to say. I was gonna say, there must be something coming out where you can go into that monastery. The next DLC maybe the winter DLC. I certainly hope so, because that's a big part of the map. That would be sweet, And it's another place where I can go in and sneak around and rob people. That's what I wanted. I don't know if it's anything like the monastery in the first quest that you had to do in the first one. Fuck no, I loved that one actually because I didn't even stay there that long, because I went and. Did all the duties. I did all the monk duties. It was so stupid. I think I killed the guy and just ran away. Yeah. So the next one is entered the said Like Monastery where intrigue runs deep. Excellent. Tasked with a covert mission, Henry must navigate the complex dynamics of the region for discovering hidden truths and navigating a maze of conflicting interests. Nice. Mysteria ex lecious. Yeah, that's DLC expansion and Kingdom come to the rooms too. I can't wait for that. Actually, I'm gonna play it. That's gonna be sick. I was wondering about that. I'm like, there must be a DLC coming out for the monastery. So Mysteria the Winter is focused around an outbreak of a disease in the said Let's Monastery that has been part of the season past description. Nice cool, that'll be fun. Yep, this game, this game keeps on given game unlike Nintendo, who takes, they don't give. The Nintendo's taking taking take, not giving anything. Yeah, and Warhost Studios gives you everything you've ever wanted in a studio gives. I think that that's all I got. Yeah, it's all I got. Great deal. See, so far, I'm enjoying it. I haven't got through the full story yet, but I'm sure it's gonna be good. The Painter one was pretty good. This one I'm enjoying more than the Painting one, to be honest, so far, so really yeah, I like the Painter one. I don't know. We'll see, we'll see. I gotta get a little bit more into this one first, but. Yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, I'm gonna go rob some people. I would like to. I'm gonna rob some people. That rob some people. Someone rob rob some people. All right, that's it for this week's episode. We want to thank everyone for taking the time to listen, in to or watch. Please make sure to like, a subscribe on YouTube, give us a rating and review on Spotify or Apple if you could. It helps for us to get out to more listeners who may enjoy the show. Also, we're now part of the super Pot Network. And network or podcast. You can find brows and check out over on supernetwork dot com. Remember you can always leave us a DM on Facebook and Instagram, or tweet us or blue Sky us or in NGL US. 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