The 3DO Experience - Episode 72: Year End Chat With The SuperPod Crew! (ft. Aaron, Alex, and Nave)

[00:00:00] Hey guys, Bill here from 3DO. Just wanted to give a bit of a disclaimer. This episode we got a little bit crazy and off topic. Not a lot of 3DO stuff really went on in this one. This is mostly just a year end chatting with a bunch of our friends from over at the SuperPod network. So just wanted to give a little bit of a warning there. Also wanted to recommend the video version of this podcast for just some of the added context. But otherwise guys, thanks for listening and on to the 3DO Experience.

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[00:01:04] Hello everybody and welcome back to the 3DO Experience. The 3DO Retrospective Podcast where we talk about all things 3DO, the 3DO Company and everything in between. I am Bill and this is Thrak. How you doing Thrak?

[00:01:16] It's the end of the year, Bill.

[00:01:19] It's the end of the world.

[00:01:21] As we know it.

[00:01:22] And I feel fine.

[00:01:25] So how are you?

[00:01:26] Mucky?

[00:01:28] I'm doing wonderful. I have to go back to work in three days so that sucks.

[00:01:31] But yeah, we're doing our final end of the year episode of 3DO.

[00:01:36] We've been going strong. I think this is the first year of the show we've actually gone in.

[00:01:39] This is our first calendar year.

[00:01:41] Yeah, we haven't had any, no breaks.

[00:01:43] Made it the whole way through.

[00:01:44] Which is awesome.

[00:01:45] We were off on a few release dates, but I mean that's fine.

[00:01:48] We got episodes out.

[00:01:49] Fuck em.

[00:01:50] We don't think about that.

[00:01:52] Will still listened.

[00:01:55] And commented every time.

[00:01:59] But yeah, so we thought it'd be fun.

[00:02:00] We have for our end of the year episode,

[00:02:02] we'd bring in some of the guests from the network.

[00:02:05] So obviously, once again, we've got the boss man Aaron here.

[00:02:09] How you doing Aaron?

[00:02:10] I'm good, man.

[00:02:11] I got the new setup.

[00:02:13] For the most part, shit setup.

[00:02:15] There's a lot of leftover sticky tacks.

[00:02:17] So that's cool.

[00:02:18] It's been raining a bunch.

[00:02:19] So it's foggy as shit here in Iowa.

[00:02:22] So that's also cool.

[00:02:24] And it's Silent Hill.

[00:02:26] Is it really you?

[00:02:30] Maybe.

[00:02:32] Maybe.

[00:02:34] We've also got my co-host and sister Alex.

[00:02:38] How are you doing Alex?

[00:02:39] I'm here.

[00:02:40] Let's go.

[00:02:42] Lou, I also have to go back to work on Thursday.

[00:02:44] I don't want to.

[00:02:46] So co-host first and sister second.

[00:02:50] Yes.

[00:02:52] Yeah.

[00:02:56] I returned to work on the second.

[00:02:58] Not looking forward to it.

[00:02:59] I've been back at work, baby.

[00:03:03] Yeah.

[00:03:03] Don't go anywhere.

[00:03:05] Just go into your other room.

[00:03:07] That's the minute still work though.

[00:03:08] Still got to talk to shitheads about their shithead projectors and stuff.

[00:03:13] Oh, my projector won't connect to the internet.

[00:03:16] Well, no, it's a projector.

[00:03:17] You dumb piece of shit.

[00:03:18] It's not going.

[00:03:19] It's not going.

[00:03:20] It's not going.

[00:03:21] Where's the ethernet cable plug into the projector 6000?

[00:03:26] I upgraded the new model.

[00:03:28] I turn it on and nothing works.

[00:03:30] It's like, where's the plug in?

[00:03:32] I searched for your app on the on the Apple store and I didn't see the app.

[00:03:36] I'm a little confused.

[00:03:37] So see this guy on YouTube said that if you turn it up, this guy on YouTube said if you turn it upside down and do the hokey pokey, it'll work.

[00:03:45] Dude, that's a big thing.

[00:03:46] So all I did was summon rain outside my house and I don't like that.

[00:03:50] Yeah, he summons a fucking demon.

[00:03:52] I live in Alaska, so it's going to freeze over.

[00:03:54] It's really bad out here.

[00:03:55] I live on Indian barrel ground.

[00:03:57] So it's been awful.

[00:03:59] People are always calling in like I have this problem.

[00:04:03] So I went online and they said to hold down these 15 buttons at the same time and make sure you're pointing at the projector.

[00:04:10] And it's like, bro, I don't know where you heard that, but that's so wrong.

[00:04:12] I'll just hold down the help button.

[00:04:16] Hold down the left shift key and the print screen key with your same hand.

[00:04:20] You're talking about an Indian burial ground.

[00:04:22] I was cooking ramen earlier today.

[00:04:25] No, seriously.

[00:04:26] I live in Oklahoma.

[00:04:28] Anyways, so Luna sitting in the middle of the floor, right?

[00:04:33] And I'm cooking ramen right there.

[00:04:34] I can see my front door and randomly my door unlocks just snaps.

[00:04:39] I'm locked.

[00:04:40] And I was like, holy shit.

[00:04:42] I looked outside.

[00:04:43] There was nobody there.

[00:04:44] And I would hear people walking around.

[00:04:46] I'm going to get some salt on that thing.

[00:04:47] Dude, for real.

[00:04:48] So I was like, my house is haunted.

[00:04:49] And I called my mom because I was scared.

[00:04:51] And my mom was like, no, somebody probably just has a key to your house.

[00:04:53] And I was like, I don't know if that's better.

[00:04:56] Yeah.

[00:04:58] That's scary because it's tangible.

[00:05:00] Is it a yokai?

[00:05:01] Let's exercise it together.

[00:05:02] Like we're going to play phasmophobia in my apartment.

[00:05:04] Like that's what I was hoping.

[00:05:06] Not another human.

[00:05:07] Just play inscription, you know, play the right cards.

[00:05:11] So the one of the funniest things I saw at my house, I got my ring doorbell, like right

[00:05:15] on my front door.

[00:05:16] And like, sometimes it'll be like middle of the night and I'll get the like motion in

[00:05:20] front of your house notification.

[00:05:21] And sometimes I'll be if I'm like still awake, I'll just go click on it to see what I'm actually

[00:05:25] looking at here.

[00:05:26] I swear to God.

[00:05:28] I swear to God.

[00:05:29] One night, some person was just power walking down my street back and forth.

[00:05:33] Gross.

[00:05:34] That's how you are.

[00:05:35] That's a modern day way to invite a vampire into your house is to check your ring doorbell.

[00:05:39] Like if you do that.

[00:05:41] The thing was, I ignored it.

[00:05:43] He was waiting.

[00:05:43] But it just kept going off.

[00:05:45] I'm like, what the fuck going on out there?

[00:05:46] Dang dong, dang dong, dang dong.

[00:05:48] It's like the most annoying sound in the world.

[00:05:49] It's like dang dong, dang dong, dang dong, dang dong.

[00:05:51] Have you guys seen that video of like the neighborhood dog jumped the fence?

[00:05:55] And so it was just pressing ring doorbells.

[00:05:58] Like people all the hands of the door.

[00:06:00] I love the videos of like the centipede just crawling over and everyone's just like,

[00:06:05] Nope.

[00:06:05] No.

[00:06:06] No one demon.

[00:06:08] There's a Resident Evil boss outside.

[00:06:11] Australia ship.

[00:06:12] We also have Nave from gaming together.

[00:06:14] How you doing?

[00:06:15] Oh yeah.

[00:06:15] We're my fault.

[00:06:17] I forgot.

[00:06:17] We were still doing ourselves.

[00:06:19] Hello.

[00:06:20] I'm a man of culture.

[00:06:21] Oops.

[00:06:22] That way.

[00:06:22] I don't know.

[00:06:23] I said you're of culture, not of direction.

[00:06:27] Yeah.

[00:06:28] From gaming together.

[00:06:29] We're doing all kinds of stuff over there.

[00:06:31] Just cooperative game stuff.

[00:06:32] Is that what we're doing here?

[00:06:33] I don't remember.

[00:06:34] I just got lost in the sauce from all that other shit.

[00:06:36] No, we're doing another 3DO episode where we don't talk about the 3DO at all because

[00:06:40] it's the end of the year and we just thought it'd be nice to have some friends around

[00:06:43] and just chat about whatever.

[00:06:44] We just didn't want to play any 3DO games at the end of the year.

[00:06:48] Hell yeah.

[00:06:49] I mean, I mean, it's a time of relaxation.

[00:06:52] It is.

[00:06:53] We kind of ended up.

[00:06:55] We ended on a high note by playing porn games and then war.

[00:07:00] So dead war.

[00:07:01] Porn and war, dude.

[00:07:02] Hell yeah.

[00:07:03] That's what America was built on.

[00:07:05] It was quite a climax, let me tell you.

[00:07:07] I mean, I, I, I, I shit you not.

[00:07:10] I will go random like days where I'll just like have nothing going on in my head.

[00:07:14] And then suddenly the goddamn war song from fucking, um, cannon fodder.

[00:07:18] From cannon fodder will pop in my head.

[00:07:20] Yeah.

[00:07:21] That Monty Python ass like music video.

[00:07:24] Oh yeah.

[00:07:25] Where there's a guy in a Mario suit and then like a bunny mask at one point.

[00:07:28] It's like, what the fuck is this?

[00:07:30] Awesome.

[00:07:31] One thing that pops into my head a lot for no reason at all is I'll just be like power walking

[00:07:35] through my house going to get more coffee or something.

[00:07:38] Power walking past Bill's house.

[00:07:39] You crap walking.

[00:07:41] I knew it was Aaron.

[00:07:44] Checking up on his employees, you know?

[00:07:45] Hey bro, I'm good.

[00:07:46] I'm over here.

[00:07:46] I'm here to drop off your check.

[00:07:48] Hey, um, I'm here.

[00:07:50] You personally delivered the check.

[00:07:52] I'm just here to find the ocean.

[00:07:54] I mean, I know it's nearby.

[00:07:56] Oh yeah.

[00:07:56] I do need to come up.

[00:07:57] Yeah.

[00:07:57] I just came by to see the ocean and drop off your check.

[00:07:59] Anyway.

[00:08:00] No, so.

[00:08:00] It's a river.

[00:08:03] You fooled me again.

[00:08:05] Did you say the swimming trunks?

[00:08:07] In the middle of the snow.

[00:08:10] I got a full snorkel and like flippers on and shit.

[00:08:14] He grabs you by the shoulders.

[00:08:15] Aaron, America is landlocked.

[00:08:17] I'm like, what?

[00:08:20] Water is a myth, Aaron.

[00:08:22] Oh shit.

[00:08:23] It's a government conspiracy.

[00:08:27] H2O more like H2.

[00:08:29] No.

[00:08:31] Yeah.

[00:08:32] H2, Aaron's never been seen the ocean, so he's gotta just take our word for it.

[00:08:36] I do.

[00:08:37] Yeah, the water's purple.

[00:08:39] Did you know?

[00:08:40] I mean.

[00:08:41] I think you're just going.

[00:08:42] No.

[00:08:43] That's because of that oil spill.

[00:08:45] You remember that oil spill?

[00:08:46] Yeah.

[00:08:47] What's the BP one?

[00:08:48] That's the blood of all the Atlanteans that died from all the Atlanteans.

[00:08:52] No, that's where McDonald's covered up all their extra grimmage shakes.

[00:08:55] Yeah.

[00:08:57] Oh yeah, it is probably where it is.

[00:08:59] So, where I was going with this whole thing is like sometimes like the, you know, the

[00:09:03] valve, like when you see like the dude with the valve on his head, it goes down.

[00:09:08] And then he turns every now and then.

[00:09:10] Yeah.

[00:09:11] Sometimes I don't kind of like ring through my head on a loop and that's cool.

[00:09:15] It's funny you mentioned that cause I was playing Portal.

[00:09:18] Yeah.

[00:09:18] Yeah.

[00:09:19] Yeah.

[00:09:19] I've always just wonder what happens if you turn it.

[00:09:23] He's just, ah!

[00:09:25] Ah!

[00:09:25] I'm a pig!

[00:09:27] Ask Gabe.

[00:09:28] Ask Gabe.

[00:09:29] Email Gabe.

[00:09:30] Be like, what happens if you turn the valve on the back of that guy's head?

[00:09:33] What happens?

[00:09:34] Yo, what up Gabe?

[00:09:35] Get him on the podcast.

[00:09:36] Yeah.

[00:09:37] We could probably get Gabe.

[00:09:39] Gabe on the 3DO podcast.

[00:09:40] Why aren't there more 3DO games on Steam, sir?

[00:09:42] Gabe's just like, ah!

[00:09:44] Cause he's just a fucking creature.

[00:09:46] Like, he's got really weird glasses now.

[00:09:50] I don't know if you've seen him recently.

[00:09:51] He has like a giant beard now.

[00:09:53] And he has like this weird wrapper.

[00:09:54] They look like wraparound shades, but they're just like prescription glasses.

[00:09:58] Was he wearing them in the Half-Life 2 documentary?

[00:10:00] Yes.

[00:10:01] Okay.

[00:10:01] I think he wore them at the Game Awards too.

[00:10:03] Yeah.

[00:10:04] Gabe's a weird guy.

[00:10:05] Oh my God.

[00:10:06] Did you see fucking, what is his name?

[00:10:08] Hiroki Totoki, like get up and try to walk on the stage at the very beginning of the

[00:10:12] Game Awards when they were like, we got a lot of cool faces here.

[00:10:15] And they were just like showing people in the crowd, but he's like old and Japanese.

[00:10:18] So he doesn't understand what's going on.

[00:10:19] So he was just like, oh, I guess I'm getting all word.

[00:10:23] I don't know.

[00:10:24] And somebody next to him is like, dude, dude, dude, get down.

[00:10:26] Sit down.

[00:10:27] My favorite of all time is still the, um, my favorite of all time is still the fact

[00:10:32] that he had Kojima there for no reason.

[00:10:34] And like Kojima just basically showed up, did nothing and left.

[00:10:37] No, or like Harrison Ford, who you can, or Harrison Ford, who's a couple drinks in.

[00:10:42] And he's like, I want to thank these two guys for their work on the great circle.

[00:10:47] Like these two guys, like somebody told them their names and he's like, I'm not going to

[00:10:52] fucking remember.

[00:10:53] He's like, I don't know.

[00:10:55] I would have done it myself.

[00:10:57] I would have done it better.

[00:10:59] The best part was that the teleprompter didn't move.

[00:11:02] So like they didn't move to the next thing.

[00:11:04] And so they just stood there for a second.

[00:11:06] Yeah.

[00:11:06] And he's like, yeah, yeah.

[00:11:07] And he's like, I didn't know what to do the whole time.

[00:11:11] He was just standing there.

[00:11:12] Like if I say something, they're going to mean me.

[00:11:14] So I'm just not going to say anything.

[00:11:15] Fucking three foot tall, Todd Howard.

[00:11:17] He got memed anyway.

[00:11:18] Because he's like standing next to Troy Baker, who's 18 feet tall.

[00:11:21] Yeah.

[00:11:22] He's like this big.

[00:11:24] Yeah.

[00:11:24] That's why they call him that tiny Todd.

[00:11:26] I hear that he shops for his vests, the same place that Woody does in Toy Story.

[00:11:31] You know?

[00:11:32] Honey, I shrunk the Bethesda.

[00:11:34] The gap.

[00:11:35] Yeah.

[00:11:36] Todd Howard is really funny because like that poor guy's meme to hell.

[00:11:39] He deserves it a lot of the time, but sometimes people are just being mean.

[00:11:43] Like I know for a long time, he was Todd Howard, which is for like the fact that he wouldn't

[00:11:47] acknowledge shit.

[00:11:48] It was, it was mostly during the fallout 76 debacle.

[00:11:52] Yeah.

[00:11:53] Yeah.

[00:11:53] That was weird.

[00:11:54] Oh, well kind of deserved it a little bit.

[00:11:57] Then that was a bad thing.

[00:11:58] The moldy helmets and then doxing everybody who tried to get their moldy helmets replaced.

[00:12:03] Well, no issue with the bag and the canvas bag gate.

[00:12:06] Oh, the bag gate.

[00:12:07] Everyone lost their shit over the bags.

[00:12:09] It was, I remember when they found the dev rooms and people kept breaking into it.

[00:12:13] Like, and instead of taking it out, they just kept moving it or I don't remember what

[00:12:18] they did, but they were doing something really dumb.

[00:12:20] And then people just kept finding it.

[00:12:22] Didn't these bands?

[00:12:24] Yeah.

[00:12:24] That happened at one point.

[00:12:25] The best fallout 76 thing was when the three guys hoarded the nukes and then let them

[00:12:29] all off at once.

[00:12:30] And it broke the game.

[00:12:31] Oh, I remember about that.

[00:12:33] I'm going to read about that.

[00:12:34] Yeah.

[00:12:34] Yeah.

[00:12:35] Cause like the nuke was like this whole big, like a server wide event thing, but it really

[00:12:39] taxed the game.

[00:12:40] And then some guys like hoarded three of them and just sent them all off at once.

[00:12:44] And the game just like hit itself and died.

[00:12:46] It was really bad.

[00:12:47] Good stuff.

[00:12:49] I mean, my favorite memory of fallout 76 is whenever like the Xbox exclusives got announced

[00:12:54] that they were coming to PlayStation and Phil Spencer was playing fallout 76.

[00:12:58] I don't even think he knew what was going on.

[00:13:03] Like a Microsoft thing.

[00:13:05] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:05] I saw somebody mean Phil Spencer, like when they're doing the game awards and he was in

[00:13:08] the front and he just sat there just looking very stern.

[00:13:11] Yeah.

[00:13:12] Why not?

[00:13:13] Close the dudes juggle.

[00:13:15] They, they, they went right.

[00:13:17] They did this on purpose.

[00:13:18] I swear.

[00:13:18] But when they announced Astro bought his game of the year, they went right to Phil

[00:13:21] Spencer and I'm like, what?

[00:13:22] Yeah.

[00:13:23] Yeah.

[00:13:25] I mean, everybody wants Microsoft to be the bad guy.

[00:13:32] Knowing Phil Spencer, he probably played Astro button.

[00:13:34] Liked it.

[00:13:35] Yeah, he probably did.

[00:13:37] It's just people paint Microsoft as like the big bad guy.

[00:13:40] And it's like, I don't really know why.

[00:13:42] I don't get it.

[00:13:43] Not me.

[00:13:44] I'm Microsoft shooter.

[00:13:45] Jesus.

[00:13:45] Where are you?

[00:13:48] I'm scared me.

[00:13:49] See, I'm just waiting for Alex's cat to just walk in and be like, I think she was in

[00:13:54] her, her tree downstairs.

[00:13:56] I think she was having tree time, but she could appear at any moment.

[00:13:59] And she'll probably play with the little bell toy to the left of me.

[00:14:03] I don't know where my cat went either.

[00:14:05] He's bound to jump on the back of my chair and scratch my fucking back apart.

[00:14:09] Like he usually does.

[00:14:12] Oh man.

[00:14:13] What's everybody playing with our?

[00:14:15] Yeah.

[00:14:15] Sorry.

[00:14:16] This is your show.

[00:14:16] You go ahead.

[00:14:19] No, it's your show.

[00:14:21] So what's everybody playing?

[00:14:23] Yeah.

[00:14:25] Yeah.

[00:14:25] Aaron, we'll start with you.

[00:14:26] Let's go.

[00:14:27] Maybe this is what it's all about.

[00:14:29] I'm trying to juggle three games at the moment.

[00:14:31] We still haven't beaten.

[00:14:32] Mad man.

[00:14:33] I don't think anybody's beaten guardian heroes yet for the game club.

[00:14:36] Nope.

[00:14:37] I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to just blast through it tomorrow.

[00:14:40] It's only like maybe an hour and a half long.

[00:14:43] So I'm going to try to get that tomorrow.

[00:14:44] I mean, I've played it, so I'll contribute to it.

[00:14:46] Okay.

[00:14:46] Okay.

[00:14:47] And Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga playing that again, because I'm going to be a guest

[00:14:52] on an upcoming show or something.

[00:14:53] I'm not going to say what though.

[00:14:55] Is that your first time playing through it?

[00:14:56] I might know because I might be playing.

[00:14:57] No, it's like my.

[00:14:59] Aaron, I might know because I might be playing Partisan Time for another show as well.

[00:15:03] Oh, okay.

[00:15:04] On the count of three.

[00:15:05] Well, we'll say the name of the show.

[00:15:06] Okay.

[00:15:06] One, two, three.

[00:15:10] Joe Rogan experience.

[00:15:12] Say it, bro.

[00:15:13] I heard the ST, so that's all I needed to hear.

[00:15:16] Okay.

[00:15:17] Yeah.

[00:15:17] Joe Rogan loves Mario and Luigi.

[00:15:20] I love my joke.

[00:15:21] My joke flew over Aaron's head.

[00:15:24] What did you say?

[00:15:25] What?

[00:15:25] We were slightly desynced.

[00:15:27] So I was like trying to line it up with you and I heard the ST and I'm like, I'm not

[00:15:31] going to say it because I don't want to spoil it, but I think if anyone wants to do some

[00:15:34] investigating, they can figure that out.

[00:15:35] Also, my joke was asking Aaron if that was the first time he played Superstar Saga and

[00:15:42] his podcast is named.

[00:15:43] Oh, okay.

[00:15:49] I'm not genuine about anything.

[00:15:51] That Mario and Luigi episode is a gem.

[00:15:54] Oh yeah.

[00:15:55] Cause I went on my fucking Lord dump for like five minutes while Aaron and Chris were just

[00:16:00] in the background going.

[00:16:02] It was fun at all the time, man.

[00:16:06] Chris and I learned a lot that day.

[00:16:09] Well, Chris probably talked more than I did though.

[00:16:11] I don't know.

[00:16:12] It was good.

[00:16:14] Scoot.

[00:16:15] You still playing Stardew Valley, Alex?

[00:16:17] Oh yeah.

[00:16:17] I can't stop.

[00:16:19] Once I start playing it, I just can't like, I'll be like, oh, I should play this game

[00:16:23] instead.

[00:16:23] And then it will be like open right up on my switch.

[00:16:25] I'm like, well, I can play five more minutes and then five minutes becomes five hours.

[00:16:29] How's one piece Odyssey?

[00:16:32] Oh, let's not talk about that right now.

[00:16:37] I have not finished it.

[00:16:39] I, I should.

[00:16:41] I haven't.

[00:16:42] I've been waiting for your review to play.

[00:16:44] Have you ever played Rune Factory before?

[00:16:47] Rune Factory is cool.

[00:16:48] Rune Factory is fun.

[00:16:49] It's just, it's, it's, um, Harvest Moon, but with RPG.

[00:16:52] So Alex actually.

[00:16:53] Yeah.

[00:16:53] Yeah.

[00:16:54] I think you told me to play that at one point and I was like money and I was like, oh,

[00:16:59] I gotta pay for it.

[00:17:00] But I will.

[00:17:01] It's on Switch, right?

[00:17:03] Yeah.

[00:17:03] It's on Switch.

[00:17:05] 3, 4 and 5 are on Switch.

[00:17:07] Excuse me.

[00:17:08] You know what you don't have to pay for?

[00:17:09] Old school Run Escape.

[00:17:12] Yeah.

[00:17:12] That's true.

[00:17:14] Yeah.

[00:17:14] Or you could just play Runescape 3.

[00:17:15] I played that.

[00:17:17] That's what I mean.

[00:17:17] Have you seen?

[00:17:18] What the fuck?

[00:17:19] What?

[00:17:19] Have you seen this other game?

[00:17:21] The, the one that, hold on.

[00:17:23] Phillip just told me to download it.

[00:17:25] It's called Brighter Shores.

[00:17:27] Have you guys seen this?

[00:17:28] No.

[00:17:29] Brighter Shores.

[00:17:30] It was like one of the, one of the, one of the like original developers of Runescape

[00:17:35] left the company and made it, it's his own Runescape with Blackjack and hookers.

[00:17:39] Hookers.

[00:17:40] And it's free to play on, it's free to play on Steam.

[00:17:43] It's, it's just like Runescape.

[00:17:44] Oh.

[00:17:45] It looks, it looks more like tactical.

[00:17:48] Yeah.

[00:17:49] Well, I think it's only because there's a grid on the ground.

[00:17:51] I don't know why the grid's there.

[00:17:53] The grid exists on Runescape.

[00:17:55] It, it looks somewhere between like old school Runescape and then like the modern version

[00:17:59] of Runescape they have now.

[00:18:00] Like it looks somewhere in the middle.

[00:18:03] That is weird.

[00:18:04] Is there a robot just for me?

[00:18:05] Yeah.

[00:18:05] Yeah.

[00:18:06] I like robot.

[00:18:08] I think what the fuck?

[00:18:10] I don't know.

[00:18:10] It's New Year's you know, you're partying out.

[00:18:12] Maybe you are a robot.

[00:18:13] Yeah, totally.

[00:18:15] What the hell?

[00:18:16] If so, I'm confused myself.

[00:18:19] We're supposed to see that.

[00:18:20] What is that?

[00:18:21] I thought he was gonna go look up that game.

[00:18:23] Me too.

[00:18:24] I thought about seeing his, I thought about seeing his fucking search history.

[00:18:29] No, he's a search partner.

[00:18:29] Oh my god, dude.

[00:18:31] Well no, no, here's the fun fact.

[00:18:32] Type in P.

[00:18:33] Just type in P.

[00:18:35] P.

[00:18:36] Like the letter P or P-E-E?

[00:18:38] No, the letter P.

[00:18:40] Damn.

[00:18:41] When we were doing that anti-game of the year and I fucking blew the lid on that, on that

[00:18:47] bit that fucking Jerry was trying to do on accident.

[00:18:51] Yeah, it was Dave.

[00:18:52] Yeah.

[00:18:53] Whoops.

[00:18:54] Oh yeah, this game looks pretty runescape-y.

[00:18:58] Yeah, I only got the tutorial because my computer's basically a TI calculator.

[00:19:06] Like it can't, it can barely function.

[00:19:08] Aw.

[00:19:08] It can't run this?

[00:19:10] It literally can't.

[00:19:10] What is going on here?

[00:19:11] Ooh.

[00:19:12] Is that a pushing bar?

[00:19:13] That's crazy.

[00:19:14] He's having a hard time, whatever's happening there.

[00:19:16] He's trying to get up on the, he's trying to help that guy up on the raft.

[00:19:18] He's trying to help that guy up on the raft.

[00:19:18] He's having a hard time.

[00:19:20] He never had a chunky dog.

[00:19:21] He's pushing the raft.

[00:19:22] He's pushing the raft.

[00:19:23] He's pushing him forward.

[00:19:25] He's pushing him forward.

[00:19:25] I thought he was like, you know how you're like a chunky dog and you're trying to pick

[00:19:27] him up on the couch.

[00:19:28] No, he's pulling him forward.

[00:19:29] No, no, no guys.

[00:19:30] They're reenacting Titanic.

[00:19:32] Oh, okay.

[00:19:34] Okay.

[00:19:34] Jack, no.

[00:19:37] Lizard Jack, no.

[00:19:38] It's been 84 years.

[00:19:41] Rose, you have all this room.

[00:19:42] That's the most erotic thing I've ever heard in my life.

[00:19:46] Rose, you got, you got all this room here.

[00:19:48] Like, like move over and let him on.

[00:19:50] Jeez.

[00:19:51] Yeah.

[00:19:53] She had, she had sex with Jack in the car that one time and she's like, never again.

[00:19:59] It peaked.

[00:20:00] I love the fact that like, this picture looks all like dark and grim.

[00:20:04] And then this other image is like a completely different game.

[00:20:07] It's like a Nintendo game.

[00:20:08] That's yeah.

[00:20:10] All right.

[00:20:11] I might have to check.

[00:20:12] Well, it is brighter shores.

[00:20:13] I like that.

[00:20:14] Yeah.

[00:20:16] I think that's that guy.

[00:20:19] I think the guy recommends that looks like it.

[00:20:23] That looks like a guy that worked on RuneScape.

[00:20:25] The same guy who's enjoying his.

[00:20:28] Yeah.

[00:20:28] He's got a trustworthy smile.

[00:20:32] He's like, guys, it's good.

[00:20:33] Oh.

[00:20:34] Are they just ripping off the Christmas events too?

[00:20:37] Yeah.

[00:20:37] I hope so.

[00:20:37] Yeah, man.

[00:20:38] I hope so too.

[00:20:39] Everybody does Christmas events.

[00:20:41] What are you talking about?

[00:20:42] RuneScape needs competition.

[00:20:44] Not a whole lot of competition for RuneScape.

[00:20:46] We need to get rid of this RuneScapeopoly.

[00:20:48] Yeah.

[00:20:49] Yeah.

[00:20:50] Because it's not even.

[00:20:51] It's not even.

[00:20:52] It's not even.

[00:20:53] It's not even.

[00:20:53] It's not even close to being like the number one, like MMO.

[00:20:57] I think it's Final Fantasy 14 still.

[00:21:00] Probably.

[00:21:01] That really that.

[00:21:02] That's out on World of Warcraft now.

[00:21:05] Yeah.

[00:21:05] Wow's kind of in.

[00:21:06] It's like it's popular, but not like the thing it used to be.

[00:21:11] Yeah.

[00:21:12] And then they like split the fan base when they like revive the old stuff.

[00:21:15] So they're doing like classic.

[00:21:16] Yeah.

[00:21:16] Same with RuneScape.

[00:21:17] Same with RuneScape.

[00:21:19] Wow.

[00:21:19] That's stupid.

[00:21:21] It's two and one.

[00:21:22] I don't know.

[00:21:22] I don't know anything about any of these games.

[00:21:24] I like the old school RuneScape.

[00:21:26] Calm down.

[00:21:27] I like going to play that.

[00:21:28] Old school RuneScape is objectively better.

[00:21:30] I just play RS3 because I don't want to start over because my account's from 2006.

[00:21:35] But that's really about it.

[00:21:37] Why would that split the fan base though?

[00:21:39] If you have like both old and new in one game, like just don't play the old one if

[00:21:43] you don't.

[00:21:44] Because you need like separate accounts.

[00:21:46] Yeah.

[00:21:46] And so probably it's a case of like they're the people who just want to play the old stuff

[00:21:50] and then people who want to play the new stuff.

[00:21:52] It's genuinely like Halo 2 and Halo 3 except Halo 2.

[00:21:56] Yeah.

[00:21:56] Well, I was going to say that servers aren't up anymore, but Master Chief Collection exists.

[00:22:00] I don't know.

[00:22:00] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[00:22:02] Well, it's weird.

[00:22:03] Massive Collection, it's like if you do multiplayer, it's like a weird mixture of all of them.

[00:22:07] Oh, it's so good.

[00:22:07] Yeah.

[00:22:08] Except most people don't play that playlist.

[00:22:10] Most people are like, I want to play Halo 1.

[00:22:12] And I'm like, okay, I guess.

[00:22:14] Let's go play some Halo 2, dude.

[00:22:15] That sounds fun.

[00:22:17] Yes.

[00:22:17] Let's be adventurous and play like Halo Reach or something.

[00:22:20] I don't know.

[00:22:20] That could be the first episode of Gaming Together.

[00:22:23] Or no, it won't because we already recorded that.

[00:22:26] It could be the second episode, the Halo second episode of the year.

[00:22:32] Yeah.

[00:22:32] So anyone else playing anything fun or?

[00:22:35] I think I was talking about Outlast Trials before we started recording, but I don't want

[00:22:38] to rehash that.

[00:22:39] And then you guys have to go, ha ha ha.

[00:22:41] Funny story I've heard for the first time just now.

[00:22:44] Hey, good.

[00:22:44] You're so funny.

[00:22:46] You're so funny.

[00:22:47] I didn't hear it.

[00:22:48] Well, Aaron didn't hear it, so.

[00:22:49] Yeah, I'll talk.

[00:22:50] I'll tell you when we do that.

[00:22:51] And we can all leave and Aaron can just meet you and Aaron.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] And Aaron will hide.

[00:22:57] Let them come back.

[00:22:59] But I'm gonna go to Aaron's camera and then he's gonna be on my camera and no one's gonna

[00:23:03] notice.

[00:23:04] Yeah.

[00:23:05] I'll just take his, I'll take his glasses.

[00:23:07] I'm the only one not wearing glasses, Aaron's realized.

[00:23:10] Yeah.

[00:23:10] Where are they?

[00:23:12] I don't know.

[00:23:12] Do you have sunglasses?

[00:23:13] This is just all of us in the background.

[00:23:16] We'll both sneak up to Bill's ring camera.

[00:23:21] And Parawak.

[00:23:24] Got any mini-wheats, Bill?

[00:23:27] I could go for some mini-wheats, Bill.

[00:23:29] Actually, I might.

[00:23:30] That's like what I do to you honestly.

[00:23:32] Yeah, I'm thirsty.

[00:23:34] Bill, that was me power walking in the middle of the night.

[00:23:37] You wouldn't go out in the middle of the night.

[00:23:39] Nah, I wouldn't.

[00:23:40] You're tired.

[00:23:42] I always do mess with your ring camera whenever I come over.

[00:23:46] Yeah, I have this.

[00:23:46] It's like my job.

[00:23:47] I won't ever post it, but I have this wonderful photo of her just like face like right in

[00:23:51] the camera that I took the first time I got it.

[00:23:54] The first day I had it.

[00:23:55] It's like a fish eye lens.

[00:23:58] Yeah, it was like the first day I had it set up.

[00:24:01] Alex walks up the door and just gets her face right in it.

[00:24:03] And so I screenshotted it.

[00:24:04] So I just had that photo for months.

[00:24:07] Well, I think I was flipping you off.

[00:24:09] And then, or doing karate kicks at your door.

[00:24:12] One or the other.

[00:24:13] Karate kicks.

[00:24:14] Holy shit.

[00:24:15] Karate kicks while flipping you on.

[00:24:17] Fuck your ring camera, Bill.

[00:24:19] She's kicking the shit out of me.

[00:24:20] No, that's just that's just her thing.

[00:24:21] Like she'll occasionally just be like, yeah, and then just like not even acknowledge it.

[00:24:27] Yeah.

[00:24:28] You don't just randomly do karate kicks?

[00:24:31] That's weird.

[00:24:33] I'll pull my groin or something.

[00:24:35] I'm like twenty eight nine thousand years old.

[00:24:38] I love how I was like, I'm going to overestimate my age.

[00:24:41] And then I went for twenty eight and I'm thirty one.

[00:24:43] I'm like, that's not overestimate.

[00:24:44] That's the fucking opposite.

[00:24:46] I didn't make it crazy now.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] The ripe old age of thirty.

[00:24:53] I'm thirty three.

[00:24:55] Hang on. Let me do the math.

[00:24:56] I don't know anymore, man.

[00:24:57] I stopped keeping track.

[00:24:59] Let's see.

[00:25:00] Two thousand.

[00:25:01] Twenty four minus nineteen ninety one.

[00:25:03] Yeah, I'm thirty three.

[00:25:04] Fuck.

[00:25:06] Holy shit.

[00:25:07] I love that.

[00:25:08] I love the math.

[00:25:09] That's the thing.

[00:25:10] The older you get, the more you just forget how old you are sometimes.

[00:25:13] Yeah.

[00:25:14] Who gives a shit?

[00:25:17] I didn't even notice.

[00:25:18] I didn't even know Aaron.

[00:25:19] Whatever.

[00:25:21] Yeah.

[00:25:21] Once you get past twenty five, it all just kind of blends together.

[00:25:25] It just becomes.

[00:25:27] I mean, I'm going to be thirty in like three days.

[00:25:29] So nice.

[00:25:31] Yeah.

[00:25:32] I can smoke.

[00:25:32] I can drink.

[00:25:33] It does feel weird for like a little bit to be like, oh shit.

[00:25:38] I hit the thirties, man.

[00:25:40] It's weird.

[00:25:41] I made it this far.

[00:25:42] And then your body starts falling apart.

[00:25:44] Like what the fuck?

[00:25:44] To be fair, after I turned thirty or like right before I turned thirty, I did kind of slightly

[00:25:50] mess up my back and it hasn't been the same sense.

[00:25:52] Oh no.

[00:25:53] Dude, I'm lactose intolerant as fuck.

[00:25:55] And I don't know if that happened when I was thirty or if it was before I was thirty.

[00:25:58] But yeah, lactose intolerance fucking sucks, man.

[00:26:01] We just had pizza for a lot for dinner tonight.

[00:26:04] And it felt like I was churning concrete in my stomach.

[00:26:09] Don't eat the pizza.

[00:26:10] That's crazy, dude.

[00:26:12] In 2024.

[00:26:14] Just be tolerant.

[00:26:16] I feel your pain.

[00:26:17] And guess what?

[00:26:18] Yes.

[00:26:18] It's called a skill issue.

[00:26:20] No.

[00:26:20] Exactly.

[00:26:21] It's called like wanting to live and be a happy person.

[00:26:24] Fake cheese is not good.

[00:26:26] It's bad.

[00:26:26] Oh yeah, fake cheese is awful.

[00:26:28] Yeah.

[00:26:28] Terrible.

[00:26:30] And then we just, we suffer later, but it's fine.

[00:26:32] It's worth it.

[00:26:33] It's like whenever you bought one of those like frozen like novelty meals like back in

[00:26:38] the day and you'd like look at the ingredients and under cheese, it would just be like,

[00:26:42] cheese substitute melt.

[00:26:44] And it's like, what the fuck is this?

[00:26:45] Or like, would you get a block of Velveeta and it says like, what it's like processed

[00:26:50] cheese food or something.

[00:26:52] Yeah.

[00:26:52] Or it's the Kraft singles that are pasteurized cheese product.

[00:26:55] I was thinking about you.

[00:26:57] Because they legally cannot call it cheese.

[00:27:00] It's chocolate drink.

[00:27:02] Chocolate drink.

[00:27:03] Yep.

[00:27:04] Chocolate drink is fucking crazy.

[00:27:06] I was like, I love these.

[00:27:07] And then someone pointed that out to me and I was like, oh man, I don't know what that

[00:27:11] means.

[00:27:12] Well, if you're lactose intolerant, you can drink a Yoohoo.

[00:27:14] I don't know.

[00:27:16] This kind of tells me what I need to know.

[00:27:19] But at the same time, I need to know more.

[00:27:21] It feels like it went through Google translate like four times.

[00:27:24] I don't know.

[00:27:25] But it's just two words.

[00:27:26] The Google AI.

[00:27:27] The Google AI.

[00:27:28] Oh God.

[00:27:29] Yoohoo is chocolate drink.

[00:27:31] Yes, Google.

[00:27:32] But what else is in there?

[00:27:33] Chocolate and drink.

[00:27:34] Yeah.

[00:27:36] You're the ingredients of drink.

[00:27:37] Ask your supervisor.

[00:27:39] Guys, Alex is here and she's not even the one that started it.

[00:27:42] So you guys are telling me you read the nutritional facts?

[00:27:45] Sometimes.

[00:27:46] Sometimes, yeah.

[00:27:48] Not all the time.

[00:27:48] It depends.

[00:27:49] Now's your chance.

[00:27:50] Read them.

[00:27:51] Oh, that's great.

[00:27:53] Oh, the ingredients on like monster cans are just atrocious.

[00:27:58] Yo, this is like casting a spell on me as I'm reading it.

[00:28:02] Burban native water.

[00:28:04] Centric acid.

[00:28:05] You're going to turn transphobic.

[00:28:07] So yeah, like Tori, sodium citrate, color.

[00:28:10] Do you have a monster on me?

[00:28:11] He has a monster.

[00:28:12] I thought you were fucking guessing, dude.

[00:28:15] I was like, how are you guessing this?

[00:28:17] No, dude.

[00:28:18] It's Aaron.

[00:28:18] I'm not surprised he has a monster can.

[00:28:21] The saddest.

[00:28:22] I have two for five.

[00:28:22] Anax ginseng extract.

[00:28:24] L-carnitine.

[00:28:25] L-tartarine.

[00:28:27] Potassium sorbate.

[00:28:30] Niacinamide.

[00:28:32] Sercrolose.

[00:28:33] Modified cornstarch.

[00:28:37] Gluconolactone.

[00:28:38] Medium chain triglycerides.

[00:28:41] Inositol.

[00:28:42] This is my favorite part of the 3DO experience.

[00:28:45] This is literally a segment on GNC.

[00:28:49] One of them is the microplastics.

[00:28:51] Why didn't you put music on?

[00:28:53] Oh yeah, microplastics.

[00:28:54] For me, you always put the music on.

[00:28:56] Cause you want to block me out.

[00:28:58] He doesn't use the music here.

[00:29:02] We do on GNC.

[00:29:04] The ingredient music.

[00:29:06] Thank you.

[00:29:07] Thank you.

[00:29:08] Anyone else want to read their facts, Bill?

[00:29:11] Go on, take things up and read your facts.

[00:29:13] I'm going to read from this game.

[00:29:15] Oh, even bet.

[00:29:16] What the hell is that game?

[00:29:18] It's a sealed copy of Phantom Hourglass.

[00:29:22] Keep it sealed.

[00:29:23] By far.

[00:29:26] Control all of the action on the touch screen as you wield powerful weapons, slay monsters and explore unknown lands.

[00:29:33] That's cool.

[00:29:34] Where's the music?

[00:29:36] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:36] Read it back.

[00:29:37] That game's boring.

[00:29:39] Oh, dude.

[00:29:39] That one's cool.

[00:29:41] You got the box and everything on that.

[00:29:44] Yeah, dude.

[00:29:45] Did your hand recover from the cramp?

[00:29:47] Surprisingly, it's not bad.

[00:29:49] Did you use the stand?

[00:29:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:52] The stand is in there.

[00:29:52] The stand is in there.

[00:29:53] That's why he's fine.

[00:29:53] He had the stand.

[00:29:55] Yeah, dude.

[00:29:58] I'm just waiting for the remaster of it.

[00:30:00] Dude.

[00:30:01] Yeah.

[00:30:01] Why haven't they done that?

[00:30:02] The game is...

[00:30:02] They're probably working on it.

[00:30:04] I would be surprised.

[00:30:05] Because Sakurai was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

[00:30:08] Smash Brothers it is.

[00:30:10] Well, no.

[00:30:10] There was one of his YouTube videos he hinted at like, he's like, oh, it came out on 3DS.

[00:30:15] And wouldn't it be cool if it got a remaster on the Switch?

[00:30:17] And everyone's like, did he suddenly announce it?

[00:30:20] It's like, maybe.

[00:30:21] The problem is it's Sakurai though.

[00:30:23] And that guy is such a troll.

[00:30:24] Like you can never trust anything he says.

[00:30:26] Yeah, true.

[00:30:28] I mean, hell, when it came out like with his YouTube channel, he's like, oh, I filmed

[00:30:31] like all of these like two years ago.

[00:30:34] I was just like, oh, okay.

[00:30:36] Well, I love like when he was doing that first like Smash.

[00:30:40] Well, not the Smash 4 Direct and he was just being a massive like Goober the entire

[00:30:44] time.

[00:30:45] I always remember the GIF like where he like started an entire segment.

[00:30:48] I remember he was like.

[00:30:50] And he just started it like that.

[00:30:51] And I'm like, what are you doing, dude?

[00:30:53] Then he was showing off his two.

[00:30:55] All Americans were like, oh, the Japanese are so majestic.

[00:30:57] Like we had no idea what was going on.

[00:30:59] One of the best was like during when he was.

[00:31:01] It's like beautiful creatures.

[00:31:02] When he was talking about new characters added to the game, he put a fucking Waluigi doll

[00:31:06] in the background just as a giant middle finger to all the fans.

[00:31:10] Man.

[00:31:11] Not forgiving him for that.

[00:31:13] My kingdom for some Yo-Kai watch in Smash.

[00:31:17] It'll never happen though.

[00:31:18] I mean, are we even going to get a new Smash anytime soon?

[00:31:21] Probably not.

[00:31:23] I think he said that was the last one, wasn't it?

[00:31:24] He did, but Nintendo could still drive a dump truck full of money up to his house and be

[00:31:28] like, make another one.

[00:31:31] But what the hell do you do with another one?

[00:31:33] More characters, baby.

[00:31:35] That's all they do.

[00:31:36] That's lame.

[00:31:38] The entire cat.

[00:31:39] I would not buy another Smash game if it's just ultimate with more characters.

[00:31:43] No, it is.

[00:31:43] It's Smash with Ultimate and then Mortal Kombat Armageddon combined.

[00:31:48] No, no, guys.

[00:31:48] It's just...

[00:31:50] I could be Sub-Zero and Smash?

[00:31:52] Dude, I don't know.

[00:31:52] But it is literally a 3D fighter if you're Mortal Kombat characters.

[00:31:56] So you're like walking around the 2D Mortal Kombat people fighting.

[00:32:00] And creative fatality still exists.

[00:32:02] No.

[00:32:03] And it keeps the combat cart, or the cart combat, so that's our Mario Kart 9 in the new Smash

[00:32:09] Brother.

[00:32:09] Dude, I would play a compilation of all the Mortal Kombat games, like mini games.

[00:32:13] Like honestly.

[00:32:14] With chess combat.

[00:32:15] Oh, dude.

[00:32:16] That era of Mortal Kombat was so fucking good.

[00:32:19] Go, go.

[00:32:20] I was gonna say, the ultimate way to piss off the entire Nintendo fan base is if he announces

[00:32:25] the next Smash Brothers and he's like, and new addition, every character from Fire Emblem.

[00:32:31] Oh.

[00:32:31] And no Waluigi.

[00:32:33] Yeah.

[00:32:34] No, it's a fucking Fire Emblem character with like a purple Waluigi hat.

[00:32:38] He's just like, there you go.

[00:32:39] No, they put in like the character from Fire Emblem and Gage that has the fucking like

[00:32:44] crest toothpaste hair.

[00:32:45] That's Captain, uh...

[00:32:47] That's Captain, uh...

[00:32:47] That's Captain, uh...

[00:32:48] What was it named?

[00:32:48] It was Captain, um...

[00:32:50] Dude, I don't know.

[00:32:51] I don't know.

[00:32:51] Colgate?

[00:32:52] No, it wasn't Colgate.

[00:32:54] It was, um...

[00:32:54] Captain Aqua Fresh.

[00:32:56] Aqua Fresh!

[00:32:57] Captain Aqua Fresh!

[00:32:59] Aqua Fresh!

[00:32:59] Look it up, Bill!

[00:33:00] Bringing this to your fan base too.

[00:33:03] We were great with it.

[00:33:11] Every night I wake up and he's in my closet just staring watching over me.

[00:33:14] He doesn't do anything.

[00:33:15] He's a tuba toothpaste.

[00:33:16] He's just waiting...

[00:33:17] He's just waiting to...

[00:33:18] Waiting for me to wake up so that he can remind me to go brush my teeth.

[00:33:21] There we go.

[00:33:22] What a nice fella.

[00:33:23] Like...

[00:33:25] Look up Captain Aqua Fresh!

[00:33:26] This is real!

[00:33:27] Oh, do I want to see this?

[00:33:29] He's cool, man.

[00:33:32] I can't...

[00:33:32] It's Captain Aqua Fresh.

[00:33:34] Are you sure that's what it is?

[00:33:35] Captain?

[00:33:36] I got Captain lips over here.

[00:33:37] You gotta keep going.

[00:33:38] Captain.

[00:33:39] T-A-I-N.

[00:33:40] There you go.

[00:33:41] You got it.

[00:33:42] Aqua Fresh!

[00:33:44] Oh, there it is.

[00:33:45] It's auto-filling.

[00:33:46] Bill is struggling over here.

[00:33:48] Oh, jeez!

[00:33:51] What is this?

[00:33:52] What is this?

[00:33:53] What is this?

[00:33:54] What is this AI-generated crap?

[00:33:55] That's the picture down there.

[00:33:57] The one on the left of that bottom row.

[00:34:00] That's the one...

[00:34:01] That's in my thumbnail somewhere.

[00:34:03] Probably.

[00:34:04] Oh my god.

[00:34:05] I'm afraid to scroll down any part there.

[00:34:07] I don't know what unholy abominations I'm reading!

[00:34:10] Scrolls!

[00:34:10] Scrolls!

[00:34:10] Scrolls!

[00:34:11] What the hell is Nurdles?

[00:34:13] Like, what is this?

[00:34:15] Click it!

[00:34:16] Click it!

[00:34:17] I'm afraid, Bill!

[00:34:19] Click it!

[00:34:19] Click it!

[00:34:20] Click it!

[00:34:20] There won't be an SFW in the first two rows!

[00:34:23] You don't have to turn off NSFW, man!

[00:34:26] I'll turn on the five dollars to the actual nerds.

[00:34:26] Click on Nurdles, please!

[00:34:27] Click it!

[00:34:28] Let me just...

[00:34:30] Howard!

[00:34:31] Howard!

[00:34:32] Todd Coward here!

[00:34:34] Who?

[00:34:34] Okay, that's fine.

[00:34:36] you would have been fine

[00:34:38] you could just edit it

[00:34:39] that's what nurdles

[00:34:41] what the fuck

[00:34:44] they're like little poops

[00:34:46] so the little bit of paste

[00:34:48] you put on your brush is called a nurdle

[00:34:50] did they come out of shrek

[00:34:51] is that

[00:34:53] like his ears

[00:34:54] like when he made the candle out of his ears

[00:34:57] I see like people

[00:34:58] they'll 3d print like a nice little cap

[00:35:01] to go on their tooth face

[00:35:02] and then when you squeeze it out

[00:35:03] it comes out of the shrek

[00:35:07] why did I just think of like that

[00:35:10] wait

[00:35:11] look it up

[00:35:11] that is so weird

[00:35:13] yeah you might want to pull this one off of the screen

[00:35:20] god knows what's gonna come up

[00:35:21] when you type shrek in

[00:35:23] there's shrek in there

[00:35:24] of course

[00:35:25] I don't know if we can do this

[00:35:27] on the thing

[00:35:30] it's fine

[00:35:32] it's not that bad

[00:35:33] it's fine

[00:35:34] no no no

[00:35:35] edit it out of the video version

[00:35:36] but keep it in the audio version

[00:35:38] they won't see anything

[00:35:41] yeah it's probably fine

[00:35:43] like

[00:35:46] like what is this

[00:35:48] oh that's what you mean

[00:35:51] yeah

[00:35:52] it's all

[00:35:53] okay

[00:35:53] the charcoal

[00:35:54] the charcoal toothpaste

[00:35:56] is a good touch

[00:35:57] I don't want to go any farther

[00:35:59] so I'm not going to go

[00:36:01] I

[00:36:02] I

[00:36:03] I have to take a break

[00:36:05] I have to take a break

[00:36:06] I think we broke

[00:36:07] Nave

[00:36:07] I

[00:36:08] in my innocent mind

[00:36:10] I thought she meant

[00:36:11] there was like

[00:36:12] a little

[00:36:13] a little cap

[00:36:14] that made

[00:36:15] a shrek

[00:36:15] shape

[00:36:16] in the toothpaste

[00:36:17] like the toothpaste

[00:36:18] like a cookie cutter

[00:36:21] my first thought is

[00:36:22] it was like

[00:36:23] the ear

[00:36:23] like like it comes out

[00:36:24] of the ear

[00:36:29] this podcast

[00:36:30] this podcast

[00:36:31] is all over now

[00:36:32] we can't go on

[00:36:33] blessed

[00:36:34] truly blessed

[00:36:35] by the lord himself

[00:36:36] shrek is love

[00:36:37] shrek is life

[00:36:40] amen

[00:36:44] that's not a

[00:36:44] that's not as horrifying

[00:36:45] though

[00:36:46] as the

[00:36:47] the thomas

[00:36:47] the tank engine

[00:36:50] show that

[00:36:59] there's a shrek one

[00:37:00] the shrek one

[00:37:01] right next to it

[00:37:01] what the fuck is this

[00:37:05] look at the chocolate one

[00:37:07] oh lord

[00:37:08] the thomas fan base

[00:37:10] needs to go outside

[00:37:11] this is like

[00:37:12] long

[00:37:13] no farther

[00:37:16] dude look at

[00:37:18] what's

[00:37:18] what's tid mouth milk

[00:37:19] look at tid mouth milk

[00:37:22] what

[00:37:24] it's the milk

[00:37:25] it's the milk

[00:37:26] shrek from thomas

[00:37:27] how innocent

[00:37:30] can I butcher

[00:37:31] tid mouth milk

[00:37:31] yeah

[00:37:34] Aaron's like

[00:37:34] good stuff

[00:37:35] and here's

[00:37:36] the fuel

[00:37:37] love thomas

[00:37:38] it's also the fuel

[00:37:40] and the water

[00:37:41] give him your tid mouth milk

[00:37:42] this episode is either

[00:37:43] going to be our best

[00:37:44] performing or our worst

[00:37:46] both

[00:37:48] somehow

[00:37:48] you have to put all of

[00:37:51] these in the thumbnail

[00:37:52] bill

[00:37:54] oh scale

[00:37:55] what is ho scale

[00:37:56] i don't know dude

[00:37:57] this is like

[00:37:58] not interesting

[00:37:59] but also

[00:38:00] i mean

[00:38:01] we're just

[00:38:01] model tanks

[00:38:02] you know

[00:38:02] like the

[00:38:02] the old guy

[00:38:03] that has the tanks

[00:38:04] in his

[00:38:04] i mean not tanks

[00:38:05] the fucking trains

[00:38:06] in his basement

[00:38:07] and they go around

[00:38:08] some like old british

[00:38:09] dude

[00:38:09] this is the most

[00:38:10] uninteresting rabbit hole

[00:38:12] ever

[00:38:14] let's go back to

[00:38:16] uh this

[00:38:16] there we go

[00:38:17] this is what i like

[00:38:19] wait

[00:38:19] can you watch that video

[00:38:22] thomas

[00:38:22] the train

[00:38:23] spills the milk

[00:38:24] oh no

[00:38:26] i'm afraid

[00:38:27] please don't spill

[00:38:29] the milk

[00:38:29] it's on youtube

[00:38:30] oh god

[00:38:31] what is going on

[00:38:33] over here

[00:38:33] it's only

[00:38:34] spilled milk

[00:38:35] bill

[00:38:35] spill his tid mouth

[00:38:37] milk

[00:38:37] what else

[00:38:37] here's the thomas

[00:38:38] fan base

[00:38:39] that's finest

[00:38:39] right here

[00:38:40] i've seen that

[00:38:41] oh yeah

[00:38:42] i've been on youtube

[00:38:43] before

[00:38:43] it's like choo choo

[00:38:44] charles

[00:38:47] okay

[00:38:47] um

[00:38:48] wait you're not

[00:38:49] gonna watch the video

[00:38:50] come on

[00:38:53] i don't know what

[00:38:54] this is

[00:38:56] it can only be good

[00:38:57] it's from 2012

[00:38:58] it can only be good

[00:39:00] nothing bad happened

[00:39:01] then

[00:39:02] it will only

[00:39:03] benefit society

[00:39:06] wait

[00:39:06] why does it only

[00:39:07] it has 989 000

[00:39:09] views and 400

[00:39:10] likes

[00:39:11] that's a little

[00:39:12] bizarre

[00:39:15] this is

[00:39:16] some child

[00:39:17] made a video

[00:39:17] so nobody's

[00:39:19] happy whenever

[00:39:20] they leave this

[00:39:20] video

[00:39:21] nobody's

[00:39:21] excited

[00:39:22] i don't want

[00:39:23] to make fun

[00:39:25] of this poor

[00:39:25] child

[00:39:25] i do

[00:39:27] yeah

[00:39:28] yeah

[00:39:28] fucking nerd

[00:39:29] fuck this kid

[00:39:30] what does he know

[00:39:33] not math

[00:39:34] that's for sure

[00:39:37] not how to make

[00:39:38] friends

[00:39:39] because he's making

[00:39:39] dumb fucking

[00:39:40] thomas the train

[00:39:41] videos

[00:39:43] okay that's

[00:39:45] that was

[00:39:46] well

[00:39:46] that was fun

[00:39:47] man

[00:39:48] so

[00:39:49] so i'm playing

[00:39:50] kenna bridge

[00:39:50] of spirits

[00:39:51] right

[00:39:53] how was that

[00:39:54] game

[00:39:54] i beat it

[00:39:55] it was all

[00:39:56] right

[00:39:57] like for a

[00:39:58] first time

[00:39:58] game it

[00:39:59] definitely has

[00:39:59] a lot of

[00:40:00] work

[00:40:00] like they

[00:40:01] could improve

[00:40:01] upon it

[00:40:02] but it

[00:40:02] wasn't bad

[00:40:04] oh yeah

[00:40:04] there is so

[00:40:05] much naked

[00:40:06] penis and

[00:40:07] outlast

[00:40:07] trials

[00:40:10] like it's

[00:40:11] crazy

[00:40:11] like i

[00:40:11] didn't

[00:40:11] i did

[00:40:12] not expect

[00:40:12] how much

[00:40:13] nudity is

[00:40:14] in that

[00:40:14] game

[00:40:14] like there's

[00:40:15] no i

[00:40:16] have no

[00:40:16] idea why

[00:40:17] i thought

[00:40:17] you're about

[00:40:17] to give

[00:40:18] me rule

[00:40:18] 34 of

[00:40:19] kenna

[00:40:19] and i

[00:40:19] was gonna

[00:40:20] fucking

[00:40:20] bail

[00:40:21] hold on

[00:40:21] speaking of

[00:40:22] speaking of

[00:40:23] naked

[00:40:23] penis though

[00:40:24] apparently

[00:40:25] apparently you

[00:40:25] get to see

[00:40:26] dracula's dick

[00:40:27] in the nosferatu

[00:40:27] movie and that's

[00:40:28] really cool

[00:40:29] there it is

[00:40:30] there it is

[00:40:31] dray

[00:40:31] dray got his

[00:40:32] dracula dick

[00:40:33] yep

[00:40:33] amazing

[00:40:34] i love how he

[00:40:35] was like should

[00:40:36] i watch

[00:40:37] nosferatu or

[00:40:38] dracula and

[00:40:38] then the third

[00:40:39] he wrote a

[00:40:40] reply under

[00:40:40] that he was

[00:40:40] like or i

[00:40:41] could watch

[00:40:41] a blackula

[00:40:42] and i was

[00:40:43] like i'd vote

[00:40:43] for that

[00:40:44] like what

[00:40:44] is that

[00:40:46] blackula is

[00:40:46] a movie

[00:40:47] it's a real

[00:40:47] movie

[00:40:48] where do you put

[00:40:49] that he put it

[00:40:50] in the comment

[00:40:50] underneath that's

[00:40:51] what i replied

[00:40:52] to i was like

[00:40:53] that's not what

[00:40:53] i want yeah i

[00:40:54] would put blackula

[00:40:55] blackula's a real

[00:40:56] movie yeah

[00:40:58] oh look at it

[00:41:00] it's old it's

[00:41:01] really old holy

[00:41:02] shit man you

[00:41:05] know it'd be

[00:41:05] really fucking

[00:41:06] cool though if

[00:41:07] they did a new

[00:41:07] smash bros is if

[00:41:08] they did way

[00:41:09] more collabs like

[00:41:11] more shit from

[00:41:12] other far out

[00:41:13] shit like put

[00:41:14] put mortal

[00:41:15] combat in it

[00:41:16] put um what

[00:41:18] else is there

[00:41:18] they haven't done

[00:41:20] soul caliber

[00:41:21] soul caliber

[00:41:22] movie type

[00:41:23] wayne's world

[00:41:25] captain aqua

[00:41:27] fresh

[00:41:27] there was a

[00:41:27] wayne's world

[00:41:28] video game

[00:41:29] dark souls

[00:41:30] oh dude

[00:41:31] tim allen from

[00:41:32] the home

[00:41:33] improvement

[00:41:33] put a battle

[00:41:36] tank in there

[00:41:37] dude thomas

[00:41:38] the tank

[00:41:39] engine

[00:41:39] along furby

[00:41:41] yeah

[00:41:42] kid from

[00:41:43] contact

[00:41:43] that'd be

[00:41:44] cool

[00:41:47] which one

[00:41:48] the furby

[00:41:48] pope

[00:41:49] have you seen

[00:41:50] him

[00:41:51] i've seen

[00:41:52] furby pope

[00:41:53] i'm looking it

[00:41:54] up right now

[00:41:56] he's great

[00:41:56] he posts videos

[00:41:57] like every day

[00:41:58] i send them to

[00:41:59] bill and bill

[00:41:59] goes why

[00:42:00] i go why not

[00:42:02] oh yes

[00:42:03] why not

[00:42:03] first should i've

[00:42:04] ever seen

[00:42:05] please put up

[00:42:06] furby pope

[00:42:07] please search

[00:42:09] do it

[00:42:11] yeah i can

[00:42:12] see that

[00:42:13] for sure

[00:42:14] can't wait

[00:42:15] if i angle it

[00:42:16] just right

[00:42:17] you're sure to

[00:42:17] be able to

[00:42:17] see it

[00:42:18] oh

[00:42:20] yeah i can

[00:42:21] kind of see

[00:42:22] he tricked it

[00:42:23] he tricked the

[00:42:24] camera

[00:42:24] one second i

[00:42:25] lost my tab

[00:42:26] what

[00:42:27] hose mad

[00:42:28] hose mad

[00:42:29] yeah

[00:42:33] oh god it

[00:42:34] pops right up

[00:42:37] furby poop

[00:42:39] this isn't as

[00:42:40] cursed as i

[00:42:40] thought it was

[00:42:41] gonna be

[00:42:42] this is exactly

[00:42:43] what i thought it

[00:42:44] was gonna be

[00:42:44] actually

[00:42:44] i mean i mean

[00:42:45] long furbies

[00:42:46] yo that frog

[00:42:47] is cool

[00:42:47] don't do

[00:42:48] click on that

[00:42:48] dope frog

[00:42:49] click on that

[00:42:50] dope frog

[00:42:50] pope john frog

[00:42:51] the first

[00:42:52] oh my god

[00:42:53] how much

[00:42:54] what currency

[00:42:55] is that

[00:42:56] a thousand

[00:42:57] sticks ninety

[00:42:58] nine of that

[00:42:58] what is that

[00:43:00] a ruby

[00:43:02] inr let's

[00:43:03] see

[00:43:03] oh god

[00:43:05] wait now

[00:43:06] type in the

[00:43:06] god books

[00:43:07] yeah

[00:43:08] look at the

[00:43:08] long furby

[00:43:09] thank you

[00:43:10] it is the

[00:43:10] indian

[00:43:11] ruby

[00:43:12] oh

[00:43:13] i did not

[00:43:14] i didn't

[00:43:15] yeah look at

[00:43:16] them long

[00:43:17] boys

[00:43:17] look at those

[00:43:18] long legs

[00:43:21] do you guys

[00:43:22] remember

[00:43:23] you guys

[00:43:24] remember

[00:43:24] when i made

[00:43:25] like the clam

[00:43:26] version of furby

[00:43:27] and it was

[00:43:27] horrifying

[00:43:28] yeah i do

[00:43:29] i do

[00:43:29] no

[00:43:30] look at

[00:43:30] i remember

[00:43:30] i thought you

[00:43:33] said the

[00:43:33] clan

[00:43:34] version

[00:43:35] of furby

[00:43:35] well we saw

[00:43:37] the furby pope

[00:43:38] okay

[00:43:38] and he was

[00:43:39] white

[00:43:39] he was white

[00:43:41] yeah you're

[00:43:43] right

[00:43:43] actually

[00:43:44] that could go

[00:43:45] one of two

[00:43:45] ways

[00:43:45] i don't really

[00:43:46] want to search

[00:43:47] that

[00:43:50] furby

[00:43:51] world's

[00:43:52] looked up on

[00:43:52] my phone

[00:43:52] hang on

[00:43:53] yeah

[00:43:53] claim me

[00:43:54] furby

[00:43:54] hi

[00:43:55] they even

[00:43:55] go back

[00:43:56] yeah i'll

[00:43:57] find it

[00:43:58] just in case

[00:44:00] i'm okay

[00:44:00] with this

[00:44:01] decision of

[00:44:01] hiding it

[00:44:02] just this

[00:44:02] time

[00:44:03] i'm never

[00:44:04] okay with

[00:44:04] it

[00:44:04] all right

[00:44:05] never mind

[00:44:05] bring it

[00:44:06] back bill

[00:44:06] oh yeah

[00:44:07] okay this

[00:44:08] is safe

[00:44:08] this is

[00:44:08] safe

[00:44:09] i found

[00:44:09] shelby

[00:44:10] is that

[00:44:10] the same

[00:44:11] thing

[00:44:13] yep

[00:44:14] look at

[00:44:14] that

[00:44:14] that is

[00:44:16] disgusting

[00:44:18] i don't

[00:44:18] really have

[00:44:19] that

[00:44:19] furby

[00:44:19] looks like

[00:44:20] you got

[00:44:20] that one

[00:44:21] on the

[00:44:22] right

[00:44:22] looks like

[00:44:22] a cheeseburger

[00:44:23] i mean it

[00:44:25] looks like

[00:44:25] after furby's

[00:44:26] been squashed

[00:44:26] by like a

[00:44:27] hydraulic press

[00:44:28] or something

[00:44:28] yeah i guess

[00:44:28] he'll sleep

[00:44:29] for knowing

[00:44:29] he's almost

[00:44:30] dead

[00:44:30] i guess

[00:44:31] apparently its

[00:44:34] name actually

[00:44:34] is shelby

[00:44:35] i don't know

[00:44:35] where clammy

[00:44:36] came from

[00:44:38] because clammy

[00:44:39] like makes

[00:44:39] more sense

[00:44:40] in that stupid

[00:44:41] logic

[00:44:41] what is tiger

[00:44:42] electronics

[00:44:43] well no

[00:44:45] is it tigers

[00:44:46] the one that

[00:44:47] made these

[00:44:47] about tigers

[00:44:48] makes furbies

[00:44:49] yeah you

[00:44:49] didn't know

[00:44:49] that

[00:44:50] damn

[00:44:51] and they

[00:44:51] made those

[00:44:51] garbage

[00:44:52] fucking

[00:44:52] fighting

[00:44:52] games

[00:44:53] yeah i

[00:44:54] never

[00:44:54] oh you

[00:44:55] mean

[00:44:55] these

[00:44:56] yeah

[00:44:59] and it's

[00:45:00] bad

[00:45:00] they're all

[00:45:01] bad

[00:45:01] guys

[00:45:02] it's the

[00:45:03] greatest

[00:45:03] handheld

[00:45:03] ever made

[00:45:04] i almost

[00:45:05] bought one

[00:45:05] i've been

[00:45:06] tempted

[00:45:07] you should

[00:45:07] just

[00:45:08] for fun

[00:45:08] man

[00:45:09] the pricing

[00:45:10] is a little

[00:45:11] too much

[00:45:12] we should

[00:45:12] just start

[00:45:13] a side

[00:45:13] podcast

[00:45:14] where we

[00:45:14] talk about

[00:45:15] just

[00:45:16] handheld

[00:45:16] games

[00:45:17] no not

[00:45:18] tiger

[00:45:18] fuck that

[00:45:19] i'd throw

[00:45:19] up every

[00:45:20] episode

[00:45:22] oh my

[00:45:22] tiger

[00:45:23] made

[00:45:23] scanners

[00:45:23] yes we

[00:45:24] can do

[00:45:24] tiger

[00:45:24] yes

[00:45:25] oh yeah

[00:45:27] the fucking

[00:45:27] um i

[00:45:28] remember

[00:45:28] those

[00:45:28] and did

[00:45:29] holy shit

[00:45:30] yeah

[00:45:31] let's do

[00:45:32] tiger

[00:45:32] dude

[00:45:32] oh but

[00:45:32] they also

[00:45:33] made

[00:45:33] oh there's

[00:45:34] the wheel

[00:45:34] of fortune

[00:45:35] tiger

[00:45:35] that's all

[00:45:36] oh

[00:45:36] the arso

[00:45:37] dude

[00:45:38] the worst

[00:45:39] console ever

[00:45:40] i love

[00:45:40] yeah

[00:45:41] luna's like

[00:45:41] oh my god

[00:45:42] wheel of

[00:45:42] fortune

[00:45:44] we're kindred

[00:45:45] spirits

[00:45:46] where you can

[00:45:47] win a lifetime

[00:45:47] supply of dog

[00:45:48] food

[00:45:48] the pokédex

[00:45:50] i had one of

[00:45:51] these for a

[00:45:51] cosplay

[00:45:52] oh my god

[00:45:52] i had one

[00:45:54] of those

[00:45:54] i legit

[00:45:56] had one

[00:45:57] of those

[00:45:57] yeah

[00:45:57] i had one

[00:45:58] of these

[00:45:58] too

[00:45:58] holy shit

[00:46:00] doesn't this

[00:46:01] look fun

[00:46:02] that looks

[00:46:02] so fun

[00:46:03] but i don't

[00:46:04] think

[00:46:04] look at that

[00:46:05] batman's stupid

[00:46:06] ass face

[00:46:07] on the top

[00:46:07] what

[00:46:08] that's a

[00:46:08] dumb

[00:46:09] no he talks

[00:46:10] like

[00:46:11] oh batman

[00:46:12] what is he

[00:46:15] batman with

[00:46:15] down syndrome

[00:46:17] we just

[00:46:17] have an

[00:46:18] undershot

[00:46:18] of furby

[00:46:20] like okay

[00:46:21] yo get that

[00:46:21] off you're

[00:46:22] gonna get

[00:46:22] banned

[00:46:22] i need to

[00:46:23] see furby's

[00:46:23] gooch

[00:46:25] goochie

[00:46:27] is that

[00:46:28] kirby with a

[00:46:28] sweet fucking

[00:46:29] bandana

[00:46:31] it's

[00:46:31] yeah

[00:46:31] or is that

[00:46:32] a chest

[00:46:33] joker

[00:46:33] kirby

[00:46:35] joker

[00:46:35] kirby

[00:46:36] oh do you

[00:46:36] remember

[00:46:37] pokemon

[00:46:37] on cameras

[00:46:38] do you

[00:46:38] want to

[00:46:39] see how

[00:46:39] i got

[00:46:39] these scars

[00:46:40] but like

[00:46:40] in a furby

[00:46:41] voice

[00:46:45] he gets

[00:46:46] you

[00:46:46] like having

[00:46:46] a hard

[00:46:47] time here

[00:46:47] he's like

[00:46:47] growing a

[00:46:48] camera tumor

[00:46:49] out of him

[00:46:49] yeah it's

[00:46:50] like some

[00:46:50] chernobyl

[00:46:51] shit

[00:46:51] poor guy

[00:46:52] where'd his

[00:46:52] other ear

[00:46:53] go

[00:46:53] it just

[00:46:54] became

[00:46:55] it became

[00:46:55] the camera

[00:46:57] he was taking

[00:46:58] a picture

[00:46:59] of a furby's

[00:46:59] gooch and

[00:47:00] then this kind

[00:47:00] of happened

[00:47:02] oh no

[00:47:05] well that

[00:47:06] was a

[00:47:06] thing

[00:47:08] can we

[00:47:09] look at

[00:47:09] more long

[00:47:10] furbies

[00:47:10] they're so

[00:47:11] fun

[00:47:13] i know

[00:47:14] somebody

[00:47:14] makes

[00:47:15] you do

[00:47:16] i do

[00:47:18] you should

[00:47:19] interview him

[00:47:19] for the

[00:47:20] podcast

[00:47:20] you know

[00:47:23] about the

[00:47:25] law

[00:47:27] i just

[00:47:28] want to

[00:47:28] hear about

[00:47:29] it

[00:47:29] i feel like

[00:47:30] alex is

[00:47:30] a long

[00:47:31] furby and

[00:47:31] that's what

[00:47:32] she wants

[00:47:32] you know

[00:47:32] like that

[00:47:33] meme where

[00:47:33] it's like

[00:47:34] wasps are

[00:47:34] actually cool

[00:47:35] guys they're

[00:47:35] good for

[00:47:35] the environment

[00:47:36] and then it

[00:47:36] shows a

[00:47:37] wasp typing

[00:47:38] at a

[00:47:38] keyboard

[00:47:39] or that

[00:47:40] one where

[00:47:41] it's like

[00:47:42] like a swarm

[00:47:43] of bees

[00:47:44] messaging

[00:47:45] somebody

[00:47:45] they're like

[00:47:45] let us

[00:47:46] into your

[00:47:46] house we

[00:47:47] are cool

[00:47:47] i sent

[00:47:50] those videos

[00:47:51] wait the

[00:47:51] one over

[00:47:52] there i'm

[00:47:52] trying to

[00:47:53] point but

[00:47:53] can they

[00:47:54] put can they

[00:47:55] put like a

[00:47:56] sextoy at

[00:47:57] the end of

[00:47:57] one of those

[00:47:57] that'd be

[00:47:58] cool

[00:47:59] i don't know

[00:48:00] about that

[00:48:01] sex toy

[00:48:02] long furby

[00:48:03] that one

[00:48:03] no

[00:48:04] what

[00:48:05] and then

[00:48:06] they angle

[00:48:06] it in the

[00:48:06] way that

[00:48:07] when you're

[00:48:07] using it

[00:48:07] the furby's

[00:48:08] just looking

[00:48:08] at you

[00:48:08] right in

[00:48:09] the eye

[00:48:09] yeah dude

[00:48:10] the entire

[00:48:11] time

[00:48:11] i love how

[00:48:12] there's a

[00:48:12] side tab

[00:48:13] that says

[00:48:13] cursed

[00:48:14] like this

[00:48:15] isn't cursed

[00:48:16] already

[00:48:16] yeah

[00:48:16] it gets

[00:48:18] worse

[00:48:18] we're at

[00:48:19] water level

[00:48:20] on the iceberg

[00:48:21] right now

[00:48:22] seriously

[00:48:33] we all

[00:48:34] overlooked the

[00:48:35] black one

[00:48:35] with the

[00:48:36] skeleton

[00:48:36] like

[00:48:37] sneaking

[00:48:37] you see

[00:48:38] that

[00:48:38] no i don't

[00:48:39] care

[00:48:39] they'll never

[00:48:40] find me

[00:48:41] that one is

[00:48:41] not long at

[00:48:42] all that is

[00:48:42] a normal

[00:48:43] size fur

[00:48:43] i'm afraid to

[00:48:45] scroll down

[00:48:45] yeah that's

[00:48:46] a long

[00:48:47] skeleton

[00:48:47] you got it

[00:48:51] weird shit

[00:48:52] now

[00:48:53] i like the

[00:48:55] one on

[00:48:56] the

[00:48:57] with the

[00:48:57] pikachu

[00:48:57] on it

[00:48:59] yeah

[00:48:59] and elmo

[00:49:00] look at that

[00:49:01] one with the

[00:49:01] fucking suit

[00:49:02] right below

[00:49:02] there's a hole

[00:49:04] in the picture

[00:49:05] on that one

[00:49:06] on the couch

[00:49:06] what is the

[00:49:07] hole for

[00:49:08] you don't

[00:49:09] want to know

[00:49:11] that's the

[00:49:14] sex toy

[00:49:15] that erin

[00:49:15] was talking

[00:49:16] about

[00:49:16] we have

[00:49:16] long

[00:49:17] we've got

[00:49:17] long homer

[00:49:18] furby

[00:49:19] over here

[00:49:19] he's got

[00:49:20] arms

[00:49:20] on his

[00:49:21] neck

[00:49:21] oh

[00:49:22] oh

[00:49:22] can we

[00:49:23] look at

[00:49:23] the ronald mcdonald

[00:49:24] cartoon

[00:49:24] oh yeah

[00:49:25] let's do

[00:49:25] that

[00:49:25] let's lighten

[00:49:26] everybody's

[00:49:26] spirits and

[00:49:26] look at the

[00:49:27] ronald mcdonald

[00:49:27] cartoon

[00:49:28] man the audio

[00:49:29] listeners are

[00:49:29] gonna love

[00:49:30] this episode

[00:49:32] oh

[00:49:32] maybe we

[00:49:33] should do

[00:49:35] you want to

[00:49:35] do a sing-along

[00:49:36] everybody

[00:49:37] do you

[00:49:38] sing to sing-along

[00:49:38] you okay

[00:49:39] i'm disturbed

[00:49:40] now that black

[00:49:41] and white

[00:49:41] one

[00:49:41] you're

[00:49:42] spooking me

[00:49:42] i thought you

[00:49:43] were saying

[00:49:44] disturbed

[00:49:44] like we're

[00:49:44] gonna

[00:49:54] i still love

[00:49:55] that guy at

[00:49:56] the karaoke

[00:49:56] doing that

[00:49:57] song

[00:49:57] he just

[00:49:57] goes

[00:49:58] wow

[00:50:01] it's your

[00:50:02] favorite character

[00:50:04] i want to

[00:50:05] punt that

[00:50:06] fucking dog

[00:50:06] dude he

[00:50:07] sucks

[00:50:07] his voice is

[00:50:10] like hey

[00:50:11] ronald

[00:50:12] i don't want

[00:50:13] to go outside

[00:50:13] today

[00:50:14] i'm a boring

[00:50:15] piece of shit

[00:50:16] named sunday

[00:50:18] shut the fuck

[00:50:19] up sunday

[00:50:21] ronald

[00:50:21] can you get

[00:50:22] me some

[00:50:23] burgers

[00:50:24] are you

[00:50:25] going outside

[00:50:26] ronald

[00:50:27] can you pack

[00:50:28] you pick me

[00:50:28] up a pack

[00:50:29] of smoke

[00:50:31] get me

[00:50:32] along

[00:50:35] you grimace

[00:50:36] island

[00:50:36] holy shit

[00:50:37] holy shit

[00:50:39] dude he's

[00:50:40] so fucking

[00:50:40] high

[00:50:41] he typed in

[00:50:42] long furby

[00:50:43] in the goop

[00:50:44] he smoked

[00:50:45] a long furby

[00:50:48] no look at

[00:50:49] that one

[00:50:49] go back

[00:50:50] one hit

[00:50:50] on the long

[00:50:51] that one in

[00:50:51] the middle

[00:50:51] no go down

[00:50:53] the one where

[00:50:54] the grimace

[00:50:55] is a light bulb

[00:50:55] go down

[00:50:56] one more row

[00:51:00] what

[00:51:02] what

[00:51:02] what in the

[00:51:04] hell

[00:51:04] it's from

[00:51:04] killer clowns

[00:51:05] he's supposed

[00:51:06] to be the

[00:51:06] cotton candy

[00:51:07] cocoon

[00:51:09] i'm glad

[00:51:09] someone's here

[00:51:10] to get the

[00:51:11] reference

[00:51:11] yeah no i

[00:51:11] got you guys

[00:51:12] it's okay

[00:51:12] i got it

[00:51:14] only you

[00:51:15] aaron

[00:51:15] only you

[00:51:16] you're welcome

[00:51:16] you're welcome

[00:51:17] so about that

[00:51:18] long hit from

[00:51:18] the long

[00:51:19] kirby though

[00:51:19] imagine

[00:51:20] just take off

[00:51:21] a piece of

[00:51:21] a long

[00:51:21] kirby

[00:51:22] i like rolling

[00:51:23] a blunt with

[00:51:24] a piece of a

[00:51:24] long kirby

[00:51:25] dude

[00:51:27] you know in

[00:51:28] scary movie where

[00:51:29] that dude has

[00:51:30] the weed plant

[00:51:30] and it rolls

[00:51:31] him up in the

[00:51:32] oh yeah

[00:51:33] yeah

[00:51:33] yeah

[00:51:35] i don't like

[00:51:36] i don't like

[00:51:36] the way ronald's

[00:51:37] looking at us

[00:51:37] why

[00:51:39] he seems very

[00:51:39] nice

[00:51:40] he's high on

[00:51:41] long firby bro

[00:51:42] yeah

[00:51:43] you would be

[00:51:43] doing that too

[00:51:44] if you were

[00:51:44] high on

[00:51:45] long firby

[00:51:45] i'm gonna show

[00:51:46] you my sunday

[00:51:49] chicken mcnuckets

[00:51:50] in my pocket

[00:51:52] for me

[00:51:54] i don't know

[00:51:55] how ronald

[00:51:55] but mcdonald

[00:51:56] sounds

[00:51:56] that was perfect

[00:51:57] that was beautiful

[00:51:57] yeah he sounds

[00:51:58] like mickey mouse

[00:51:59] yeah

[00:52:00] bill i need you

[00:52:01] to send me

[00:52:01] that picture

[00:52:03] all the way

[00:52:03] up

[00:52:04] no that

[00:52:04] the one

[00:52:05] you're on

[00:52:05] right now

[00:52:06] the purple

[00:52:06] car

[00:52:06] and shit

[00:52:07] i need you

[00:52:07] to send me

[00:52:08] that

[00:52:08] i want that

[00:52:09] in my

[00:52:09] background

[00:52:09] yeah

[00:52:11] styling and

[00:52:11] profiling

[00:52:12] that's the most

[00:52:13] baller shit

[00:52:14] that reminds me

[00:52:15] of hank trill

[00:52:15] have you guys

[00:52:16] seen hank trill

[00:52:17] yes

[00:52:17] yeah

[00:52:19] fuck yeah

[00:52:20] oh holy

[00:52:21] shit that was

[00:52:21] quick bill

[00:52:22] thank you

[00:52:24] he's

[00:52:24] quick

[00:52:26] this is gonna

[00:52:27] be the banner

[00:52:27] on my uh

[00:52:29] my like

[00:52:29] personal uh

[00:52:31] loose guy

[00:52:32] account

[00:52:32] hey you're not

[00:52:33] gonna print it

[00:52:34] in the background

[00:52:34] and put it in your

[00:52:36] wall

[00:52:36] yeah make a poster

[00:52:38] of it

[00:52:38] yeah

[00:52:40] oh

[00:52:40] get it just

[00:52:41] get a display

[00:52:42] of it

[00:52:43] it's like a metal

[00:52:44] one

[00:52:45] why don't you

[00:52:45] just get a green

[00:52:46] screen and then

[00:52:47] have it in the

[00:52:47] background all the

[00:52:48] time

[00:52:49] it's grim

[00:52:50] this fucking

[00:52:50] camaro

[00:52:51] drinking a

[00:52:52] grimace shake

[00:52:52] dude

[00:52:53] i want to get a

[00:52:54] green screen too

[00:52:54] but um uh

[00:52:55] i know my dogs

[00:52:56] would fuck it up

[00:52:57] like as soon as

[00:52:58] i started talking

[00:52:58] and having fun

[00:52:59] they're like

[00:53:00] what the fuck

[00:53:01] is going on

[00:53:01] if you did

[00:53:03] it should be

[00:53:05] this like

[00:53:05] way too big

[00:53:06] like way too

[00:53:07] zoomed in

[00:53:08] photo of

[00:53:08] molly's face

[00:53:09] so it's like

[00:53:09] just her eyeballs

[00:53:11] like looking

[00:53:13] let's bring back

[00:53:14] this tradition

[00:53:15] of always bringing

[00:53:16] up this cursed

[00:53:16] image

[00:53:18] ooh

[00:53:18] what is that

[00:53:19] multicolored one

[00:53:20] right there

[00:53:23] um

[00:53:23] um

[00:53:23] camali

[00:53:24] colored one

[00:53:24] yeah

[00:53:25] uh

[00:53:26] oh what

[00:53:27] um

[00:53:28] right there

[00:53:29] yeah

[00:53:29] right there

[00:53:31] why is it

[00:53:32] like five

[00:53:32] colors

[00:53:33] dinosaur

[00:53:34] dracula

[00:53:35] it's it's the

[00:53:35] pride

[00:53:36] version

[00:53:38] do they still

[00:53:38] make these

[00:53:39] no

[00:53:40] oh i was

[00:53:41] like holy

[00:53:41] shit

[00:53:42] no

[00:53:42] drac

[00:53:43] can you try

[00:53:43] to buy one

[00:53:44] like you didn't

[00:53:45] i did it was

[00:53:46] it was sealed

[00:53:47] and it was

[00:53:47] like four hundred

[00:53:47] dollars

[00:53:48] i offered him

[00:53:49] a dollar

[00:53:49] and

[00:53:49] he never got

[00:53:50] back to you

[00:53:51] that was a

[00:53:51] mystery color

[00:53:53] that's cool

[00:53:53] it's a mystery

[00:53:54] color

[00:53:54] gee i wonder

[00:53:55] what that ketchup

[00:53:56] is gonna look

[00:53:56] like

[00:53:57] doesn't this

[00:53:58] look delicious

[00:53:58] like doesn't

[00:53:59] it look delectable

[00:54:00] we had that

[00:54:01] we ate

[00:54:01] i know we

[00:54:02] did

[00:54:03] i remember

[00:54:04] this

[00:54:04] it did not

[00:54:05] taste right

[00:54:06] either

[00:54:06] like it did

[00:54:07] not taste

[00:54:07] like ketchup

[00:54:08] could not tell

[00:54:08] you what

[00:54:09] probably

[00:54:09] you think

[00:54:10] that was

[00:54:10] ketchup

[00:54:10] how cute

[00:54:11] this fucking

[00:54:11] food coloring

[00:54:12] shit is banned

[00:54:13] now isn't it

[00:54:14] probably

[00:54:14] yeah

[00:54:16] look what it's

[00:54:17] done to us

[00:54:18] i know

[00:54:18] turn to sit

[00:54:19] these fucking

[00:54:20] monsters

[00:54:24] if we

[00:54:25] if we

[00:54:25] uh

[00:54:26] ban this

[00:54:26] stuff

[00:54:26] it'll be

[00:54:27] gone

[00:54:27] and it's

[00:54:28] like no

[00:54:28] it's already

[00:54:28] altered our

[00:54:29] dna

[00:54:30] it's gonna

[00:54:30] it's gonna

[00:54:31] be passed

[00:54:31] to our

[00:54:32] generation

[00:54:34] like i just

[00:54:34] love the idea

[00:54:35] like let's put

[00:54:35] blue shit

[00:54:36] on our

[00:54:36] on our food

[00:54:37] because that'll

[00:54:38] totally make

[00:54:38] it look great

[00:54:40] bill can you

[00:54:41] look up the

[00:54:41] um the burger

[00:54:42] king green

[00:54:44] slime dipping

[00:54:44] sauce shit

[00:54:45] the burger

[00:54:46] king green

[00:54:46] slime

[00:54:47] there a

[00:54:47] fucking ghost

[00:54:48] on the floor

[00:54:49] and alex

[00:54:49] no no my

[00:54:51] cat was there

[00:54:51] i was trying

[00:54:53] to get her

[00:54:53] what was that

[00:54:54] orange thing

[00:54:55] there was like

[00:54:55] a face

[00:54:55] slime sauce

[00:54:56] there was

[00:54:57] yeah there's

[00:54:58] a face

[00:54:58] on the floor

[00:54:58] i hate this

[00:55:00] so much

[00:55:00] oh my god

[00:55:01] this was when

[00:55:01] humanity peaked

[00:55:02] baby

[00:55:05] what not even

[00:55:06] that but look

[00:55:06] at burger king's

[00:55:07] chicken what the

[00:55:08] fuck's going on

[00:55:09] with that

[00:55:09] burger king

[00:55:10] look at those

[00:55:10] little fucking

[00:55:11] turd nuggets in

[00:55:12] that box on

[00:55:12] the right

[00:55:12] oh god i

[00:55:17] remember this

[00:55:18] i remember

[00:55:18] these drinks

[00:55:19] i don't remember

[00:55:19] that

[00:55:20] i bet that shake

[00:55:21] was good as

[00:55:21] shit or was

[00:55:22] it a

[00:55:22] it looks like

[00:55:23] a slushie

[00:55:25] i bet that

[00:55:25] was good

[00:55:26] yeah

[00:55:26] like the slushie

[00:55:27] like the stuff

[00:55:28] they used to make

[00:55:28] the slushie

[00:55:29] where do you think

[00:55:29] this kid is now

[00:55:30] like

[00:55:31] dead

[00:55:31] in jail

[00:55:33] on drugs

[00:55:34] dead in jail

[00:55:35] from doing drugs

[00:55:38] look on the photo

[00:55:39] of the chicken

[00:55:40] on the far left

[00:55:40] if you could

[00:55:41] please

[00:55:41] like in the box

[00:55:42] yeah those

[00:55:43] like little fingers

[00:55:43] oh they're

[00:55:44] they're tenders

[00:55:45] yeah they're

[00:55:45] tendies

[00:55:45] it's like in

[00:55:46] fucking 15p

[00:55:48] look look at

[00:55:49] alex there's a

[00:55:49] fucking face on

[00:55:50] her floor

[00:55:50] i told you

[00:55:51] see i'm

[00:55:52] looking at her

[00:55:52] right now

[00:55:52] i'm not

[00:55:52] schizophrenic

[00:55:53] it's right there

[00:55:54] oh i see it

[00:55:56] yeah the little

[00:55:56] orange thing

[00:55:58] oh wait a minute

[00:55:59] no that's

[00:56:00] that's jerry's

[00:56:01] mascot

[00:56:04] it's the goat

[00:56:05] no no

[00:56:05] oh yeah her

[00:56:06] cat's there

[00:56:06] but look

[00:56:07] it's

[00:56:07] it's

[00:56:08] oh yeah

[00:56:09] it's super

[00:56:09] ghost radio

[00:56:10] that's jerry's

[00:56:13] mascot

[00:56:13] that's weird

[00:56:14] that you have

[00:56:14] that

[00:56:15] oh wait

[00:56:15] no i think

[00:56:16] we saw that

[00:56:17] at a store

[00:56:18] and i commented

[00:56:18] i'm like that

[00:56:19] looks like jerry's

[00:56:19] mascot

[00:56:20] and alex bought

[00:56:21] it

[00:56:21] oh and a

[00:56:22] psyduck

[00:56:22] hell yeah

[00:56:23] psyduck

[00:56:24] i also changed

[00:56:25] my recording

[00:56:26] space

[00:56:27] i had a fucking

[00:56:28] i had a fucking

[00:56:29] gta 5 moment

[00:56:30] like in life

[00:56:32] like last week

[00:56:33] where i went to

[00:56:34] you know

[00:56:34] when like something

[00:56:35] random happens

[00:56:36] like it's like an

[00:56:36] npc you encounter

[00:56:37] in a grand theft auto

[00:56:39] you know what i mean

[00:56:40] so i went to the

[00:56:41] corner store

[00:56:42] because i was just

[00:56:42] getting some beer

[00:56:43] and then this dude

[00:56:43] came in

[00:56:44] and he was like

[00:56:44] excuse me

[00:56:46] like real loud

[00:56:47] he's like excuse me

[00:56:48] how much are these

[00:56:49] uh what are those

[00:56:51] fucking

[00:56:51] those like toys

[00:56:52] with the big heads

[00:56:54] you know what i'm

[00:56:54] talking about

[00:56:55] that people don't

[00:56:55] take out of the box

[00:56:56] Funko Pop

[00:56:57] Funko Pops

[00:56:58] yeah

[00:56:58] that's it

[00:56:59] he's like how much

[00:56:59] are these Funko Pops

[00:57:00] and there's three

[00:57:01] pokemon Funko Pops

[00:57:02] in the front

[00:57:03] just chilling there

[00:57:03] and she was like

[00:57:04] oh it's like five

[00:57:05] dollars each

[00:57:05] and he's like

[00:57:06] well i'm definitely

[00:57:06] getting this Psyduck

[00:57:08] and then he stood

[00:57:09] there silently

[00:57:10] looking at them

[00:57:11] and still i left

[00:57:12] i don't know what

[00:57:13] happened after that

[00:57:14] he just stood there

[00:57:15] like that was the

[00:57:15] end of his animation

[00:57:18] he was absolutely

[00:57:19] on drugs

[00:57:21] yeah that was the end

[00:57:22] of the code

[00:57:22] i get he just

[00:57:23] looking at that

[00:57:23] sylveon like

[00:57:24] hmm do i splurge

[00:57:25] with ten dollars

[00:57:26] to get these

[00:57:27] fucking

[00:57:27] i love when you

[00:57:29] see like

[00:57:29] i love when you

[00:57:30] see like real

[00:57:30] life people like

[00:57:31] glitch out of the

[00:57:31] matrix for a minute

[00:57:32] and they just like

[00:57:33] break in real life

[00:57:34] you're always like

[00:57:35] are you okay sir

[00:57:37] i could eat

[00:57:38] or i could get

[00:57:39] sylveon

[00:57:40] yeah that thing

[00:57:41] it sucks because i

[00:57:42] love Psyduck but

[00:57:43] now i'm always

[00:57:46] i was like that

[00:57:47] guy was weird

[00:57:48] Funko Pops are

[00:57:48] stupid and i get

[00:57:49] like ten more

[00:57:50] steps i'm like but

[00:57:51] if i got a Funko

[00:57:51] Pop it would be a

[00:57:52] Psyduck one probably

[00:57:55] like i wonder if

[00:57:56] it's gonna be there

[00:57:57] when i get back

[00:57:58] maybe i'll buy it

[00:57:58] i don't know

[00:57:59] i just have like

[00:58:01] an early 2000s

[00:58:02] rom-com you're like

[00:58:03] why do you have

[00:58:03] Bono

[00:58:04] my mom thought it

[00:58:06] was cool

[00:58:06] that she bought

[00:58:07] it

[00:58:07] i want to hear

[00:58:08] what i want to

[00:58:11] i got it as a

[00:58:13] christmas present

[00:58:14] my mom was like

[00:58:14] i thought it was

[00:58:15] neat i'm like

[00:58:16] oh

[00:58:16] i got this for

[00:58:17] christmas

[00:58:19] oh yeah

[00:58:19] horrifying

[00:58:20] loopy

[00:58:21] holy shit

[00:58:23] i hate it

[00:58:25] i got this

[00:58:27] best dad

[00:58:28] that's cute

[00:58:29] that's cute

[00:58:31] it's got a

[00:58:33] what the fuck

[00:58:34] it's got a

[00:58:35] hex key in it

[00:58:36] that's cool

[00:58:37] nice

[00:58:38] there's a

[00:58:39] button

[00:58:41] i got a couple

[00:58:42] of those and

[00:58:43] then like a

[00:58:43] wrench

[00:58:44] hell yeah

[00:58:45] oh look at

[00:58:45] that tiny wrench

[00:58:46] um audio

[00:58:48] listeners he has

[00:58:48] a tiny wrench

[00:58:49] and he is a

[00:58:51] tiny wrench

[00:58:51] i'm talking about

[00:58:52] my wrench that

[00:58:52] way

[00:58:53] oh shit

[00:58:56] it's average

[00:58:57] size i swear

[00:59:00] oh i also have

[00:59:01] an easy button

[00:59:03] too

[00:59:03] oh dude

[00:59:04] push it

[00:59:05] no

[00:59:06] whoops

[00:59:07] that was easy

[00:59:10] does anybody

[00:59:11] does anybody

[00:59:11] uh

[00:59:12] anybody have a

[00:59:12] case for

[00:59:13] shenmoo

[00:59:14] yeah i could

[00:59:14] use a case

[00:59:15] for shenmoo

[00:59:15] i mean i have

[00:59:17] a case for

[00:59:17] shenmoo but it

[00:59:18] has the discs

[00:59:18] in it

[00:59:19] there's um

[00:59:20] there's a phone

[00:59:21] number on the

[00:59:22] disc for sega

[00:59:23] it's 1-800-200-SEGA

[00:59:24] should i call it

[00:59:25] call it right now

[00:59:26] ask them to send

[00:59:28] us a review copy

[00:59:29] of like a dragon

[00:59:30] of shenmoo

[00:59:31] pirate

[00:59:32] if it's um

[00:59:34] if it's like

[00:59:35] uh the abgn episode

[00:59:36] where he gets

[00:59:36] the porn hotline

[00:59:38] oh yes

[00:59:39] the shenmoo passport

[00:59:41] that thing's so

[00:59:42] useless

[00:59:43] oh it's one

[00:59:43] it's one nine

[00:59:45] hundred what

[00:59:45] the fuck

[00:59:47] get it right

[00:59:48] two hundred

[00:59:50] s e

[00:59:51] you know that

[00:59:51] scene in the

[00:59:52] matrix when they

[00:59:53] get to the pay

[00:59:53] phone and then

[00:59:54] they answer it

[00:59:54] they go

[00:59:55] and they go

[00:59:56] into the pay

[00:59:56] phone

[00:59:59] please contact

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[01:00:01] for

[01:00:01] message

[01:00:03] dn

[01:00:04] four

[01:00:04] zero

[01:00:05] two

[01:00:06] co

[01:00:06] can i leave a

[01:00:07] message

[01:00:09] oh no

[01:00:12] it was such

[01:00:13] a sassy

[01:00:13] i was hoping

[01:00:14] it was active

[01:00:14] hung up on

[01:00:16] your ass

[01:00:16] i wish i could

[01:00:17] have left a

[01:00:17] voicemail

[01:00:18] man

[01:00:20] oh boy

[01:00:21] anybody else

[01:00:22] got a phone

[01:00:22] phone number

[01:00:23] for me to

[01:00:23] call

[01:00:24] uh

[01:00:25] i could give

[01:00:26] you the

[01:00:26] snapple one

[01:00:27] oh here we

[01:00:28] go

[01:00:29] hold on

[01:00:29] let's do it

[01:00:31] uh

[01:00:31] 1-800

[01:00:33] mm-hmm

[01:00:35] 7-6-2

[01:00:36] uh-huh

[01:00:37] 7-7-5-3

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[01:00:47] calling

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[01:01:23] one seven eight

[01:01:25] six five one

[01:01:28] nine three seven

[01:01:30] zero eight

[01:01:31] listener you can

[01:01:32] play along with us

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[01:01:34] if it doesn't work

[01:01:35] i got more

[01:01:37] oh it's a number

[01:01:38] unreachable

[01:01:39] fucking dumb

[01:01:40] all right

[01:01:42] wait what is this

[01:01:44] try this okay so

[01:01:45] one you ready

[01:01:47] yeah

[01:01:48] okay one eight

[01:01:49] six six

[01:01:50] five seven

[01:01:51] three

[01:01:51] six six

[01:01:53] two six

[01:01:53] six

[01:01:55] what are these

[01:01:55] numbers from

[01:01:56] a watch mojo

[01:01:58] video about real

[01:01:59] phone numbers in

[01:02:00] video games

[01:02:01] oh okay

[01:02:03] this call may be

[01:02:04] recorded for quality

[01:02:05] assurance

[01:02:05] is this too loud

[01:02:06] we have a special

[01:02:07] promotion today for

[01:02:08] select callers

[01:02:09] if you are over

[01:02:10] 50 please

[01:02:12] what is that

[01:02:13] okay that's not

[01:02:14] anything

[01:02:14] erin i got a

[01:02:15] number for you

[01:02:16] that was supposed

[01:02:16] to be something

[01:02:17] about saint

[01:02:17] row got out of

[01:02:18] hell

[01:02:20] can you hear me

[01:02:21] okay

[01:02:22] what

[01:02:27] what

[01:02:29] erin i got a

[01:02:30] number for you

[01:02:30] you ready

[01:02:32] erin

[01:02:33] erin is going to

[01:02:34] get so many

[01:02:35] dance calls

[01:02:35] let's go

[01:02:37] erin are you

[01:02:37] ready

[01:02:38] i'm ready

[01:02:39] 248

[01:02:40] 434

[01:02:42] 5508

[01:02:45] the small

[01:02:49] axe roadhouse

[01:02:50] what

[01:02:52] oh damn

[01:02:59] copyright claim

[01:03:04] if we get

[01:03:04] copyright claimed

[01:03:05] on that i

[01:03:06] will burn

[01:03:07] this down

[01:03:10] oh he doesn't

[01:03:11] care

[01:03:12] oh no he did

[01:03:13] care for a little

[01:03:13] bit he like

[01:03:14] threw a he was

[01:03:15] the one that was

[01:03:15] all like all mad

[01:03:16] about it for a

[01:03:16] while he doesn't

[01:03:17] care he's fine

[01:03:18] now

[01:03:18] okay

[01:03:20] see the troll

[01:03:20] oh i lied i got

[01:03:21] one more

[01:03:22] oh no this is an

[01:03:24] in-game thing

[01:03:26] is this an in-game

[01:03:27] thing i think this

[01:03:27] is an in-game

[01:03:28] thing never mind

[01:03:28] just kidding

[01:03:30] i feel bad for

[01:03:31] jessica she's

[01:03:32] gonna be so

[01:03:33] confused

[01:03:34] i mean she's

[01:03:35] just gonna like

[01:03:36] the call's over

[01:03:37] she's just gonna

[01:03:37] sit there and do

[01:03:38] her nails or like

[01:03:39] play katamari

[01:03:40] demasi

[01:03:40] she answered

[01:03:41] instantly so like

[01:03:43] i don't even know

[01:03:44] what that was you

[01:03:45] should have asked

[01:03:46] what that number

[01:03:46] was

[01:03:46] oh what is this

[01:03:49] i don't know

[01:03:50] who i'm calling

[01:03:51] i can't move

[01:03:53] i need help

[01:03:55] i farted

[01:03:57] and i cannot

[01:03:58] get up

[01:03:59] sir what's your

[01:04:00] name

[01:04:01] oh

[01:04:04] oh

[01:04:05] oh

[01:04:06] oh

[01:04:06] oh

[01:04:07] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:15] i may have

[01:04:16] found another

[01:04:17] number

[01:04:17] for you to

[01:04:18] call

[01:04:19] one more

[01:04:20] let's do it

[01:04:21] okay go

[01:04:22] all right

[01:04:23] uh

[01:04:24] six

[01:04:24] two

[01:04:25] six

[01:04:26] eight

[01:04:27] three

[01:04:27] one

[01:04:29] nine

[01:04:29] three

[01:04:30] three

[01:04:30] three

[01:04:32] that's

[01:04:33] always a good

[01:04:33] sign whenever

[01:04:34] you got a lot

[01:04:34] of numbers

[01:04:35] what is this

[01:04:48] oh my god

[01:04:49] it's ronald mcdonald

[01:04:51] oh no

[01:04:56] alex what did

[01:04:57] you do

[01:05:09] i love grover

[01:05:14] grover's awesome

[01:05:16] is it asking you

[01:05:17] anything

[01:05:18] no

[01:05:19] they're just

[01:05:21] they're just

[01:05:21] they're just

[01:05:22] talking about

[01:05:22] exercise

[01:05:24] shut the fuck

[01:05:25] up grover

[01:05:26] shut up

[01:05:28] be nice to grover

[01:05:32] that's a recorded

[01:05:34] what is going on

[01:05:36] over there

[01:05:36] i keep pressing

[01:05:37] the audio

[01:05:37] emoji button

[01:05:39] oh i'm leaving

[01:05:40] a message

[01:05:40] um hi my name

[01:05:42] is aaron

[01:05:42] clausen

[01:05:43] uh

[01:05:44] subscribe to super pod saga

[01:05:45] yeah subscribe to super pod saga

[01:05:47] if i don't know your

[01:05:48] any podcast players

[01:05:49] sorry

[01:05:52] i love you bye

[01:05:57] that'll be nice for

[01:05:58] whoever gets that

[01:05:59] because i'll go through

[01:06:00] like a hundred children

[01:06:01] yelling at him

[01:06:04] hello my name's

[01:06:06] erin clausen

[01:06:08] i hope you get a couple

[01:06:10] boosts in viewers

[01:06:11] from that

[01:06:11] dude

[01:06:12] i'm sick

[01:06:13] from grover

[01:06:16] i'm just gonna start

[01:06:17] calling scam call

[01:06:18] centers and just

[01:06:19] telling them about

[01:06:19] my podcast

[01:06:20] like i'm just

[01:06:21] going along

[01:06:22] with what they're

[01:06:22] trying to scam me

[01:06:23] yeah that's

[01:06:24] that's an episode

[01:06:25] idea right there

[01:06:26] that's that's good

[01:06:27] that's gold dude

[01:06:28] fuck scammers

[01:06:32] what do you know

[01:06:33] about the 3do

[01:06:35] can i interest you

[01:06:37] in my religion

[01:06:38] the religion of 3do

[01:06:40] jaguar

[01:06:41] they connect to your

[01:06:42] computer and it's just

[01:06:43] a bunch of 3do shit

[01:06:44] he doesn't even

[01:06:45] like you've got to

[01:06:46] fucking somehow

[01:06:47] get the command prompt

[01:06:48] and all that shit

[01:06:49] like modded out of there

[01:06:50] like in a virtual machine

[01:06:51] where they can't open

[01:06:52] anything up

[01:06:53] except for 3do

[01:06:54] related items

[01:06:57] they come across

[01:06:58] like

[01:06:59] god dang it

[01:07:00] you can't see her

[01:07:01] she's sitting in a

[01:07:02] box

[01:07:02] but i can't get the

[01:07:03] camera to look at her

[01:07:04] you can still see the

[01:07:05] face

[01:07:06] i hate that baklava

[01:07:07] dude

[01:07:07] i hate that baklava

[01:07:08] that you randomly have

[01:07:10] on the ground

[01:07:10] what do you do

[01:07:11] what do you do

[01:07:12] what do you do

[01:07:13] in your off time

[01:07:13] with that ski mask

[01:07:14] in the air

[01:07:16] no

[01:07:16] he's a good guy

[01:07:19] hold on

[01:07:20] i can go grab him

[01:07:22] oh no

[01:07:23] hell yeah

[01:07:24] i'm rolling over

[01:07:25] with my chair

[01:07:25] i don't

[01:07:26] i'm on carpet

[01:07:27] so

[01:07:28] i was gonna say

[01:07:28] it looks like you're on

[01:07:29] carpet

[01:07:30] that's the one thing

[01:07:31] i need to do still

[01:07:33] thrak i can't believe

[01:07:34] you rickrolled me

[01:07:35] i feel betrayed

[01:07:36] it's literally

[01:07:37] it's literally

[01:07:38] jerry's mascot

[01:07:39] it's jerry's mascot

[01:07:40] jerry is here

[01:07:41] why did it look so

[01:07:42] orange over there

[01:07:44] it looked orange

[01:07:45] didn't it

[01:07:45] lighting

[01:07:46] it's like the dress

[01:07:47] it's pink

[01:07:48] oh that fucking

[01:07:50] dress dude

[01:07:50] oh yeah

[01:07:51] that argument

[01:07:53] will never die

[01:07:54] because anybody

[01:07:54] brings it up

[01:07:55] when everybody

[01:07:56] brings it up

[01:07:57] the argument

[01:07:57] kicks on again

[01:07:58] and i'm like

[01:07:58] we're not doing this

[01:07:59] what did you see

[01:08:01] what color was it

[01:08:02] i saw white and gold

[01:08:04] all right

[01:08:04] me too

[01:08:05] that's just what it

[01:08:06] looks like

[01:08:06] i'm sure it's actually

[01:08:07] black but whatever

[01:08:08] i honestly don't care

[01:08:09] i saw all three

[01:08:12] holy shit

[01:08:15] the first picture i saw

[01:08:17] was like that side by

[01:08:18] side of like all three

[01:08:18] shots and i'm like

[01:08:19] how did they get all

[01:08:20] three at once

[01:08:23] broke out of the matrix

[01:08:24] bill

[01:08:25] it's that uh

[01:08:26] you don't play by the

[01:08:27] rules of society

[01:08:28] it's that office meme

[01:08:29] with pam and she's like

[01:08:31] they're the same picture

[01:08:33] yeah

[01:08:34] yeah

[01:08:35] yeah

[01:08:35] hell divers

[01:08:37] hell divers

[01:08:38] and hell blade

[01:08:40] they're totally the

[01:08:41] same game

[01:08:41] oh yeah for sure

[01:08:43] edf

[01:08:43] so good

[01:08:45] holy shit

[01:08:47] um

[01:08:49] man

[01:08:50] so what are you guys

[01:08:51] looking forward to

[01:08:52] next year

[01:08:53] uh

[01:08:54] like a dragon

[01:08:55] yeah

[01:08:57] hopefully

[01:08:58] i say this every year

[01:08:59] but hopefully i

[01:09:00] play more of the

[01:09:01] games i have and

[01:09:02] not just buy new

[01:09:03] ones

[01:09:05] new custom robo

[01:09:07] i am just gonna keep

[01:09:07] buying games

[01:09:10] i've given up on that

[01:09:11] part of my life

[01:09:11] trying to save money

[01:09:12] oh i'm looking forward

[01:09:14] to seeing if we finally

[01:09:16] get the switch to

[01:09:17] that'll be cool

[01:09:19] it'll have well the

[01:09:20] rumor is they may

[01:09:21] announce it in january

[01:09:22] a little early because

[01:09:24] they're kind of pissed

[01:09:24] about all the switch

[01:09:25] leaks right now so

[01:09:27] they might just try to

[01:09:28] get ahead of it and be

[01:09:28] like no no no here's

[01:09:29] what it is

[01:09:31] oh mouse pi for hire

[01:09:32] comes out next year

[01:09:33] okay i'm buying

[01:09:34] i'm hyped for that

[01:09:35] that game looks cool

[01:09:36] the shooter

[01:09:38] yeah

[01:09:39] yeah that game looks

[01:09:40] cool yeah

[01:09:41] cuphead doom

[01:09:42] yeah there's some cool

[01:09:43] games coming out next

[01:09:44] year i mean i'm gonna

[01:09:45] get the like a dragon

[01:09:46] uh pirate yakuza thing

[01:09:48] oh fable the new fable

[01:09:51] new doom

[01:09:52] dark ages

[01:09:53] that game was sick

[01:09:55] avowed and uh

[01:09:56] are both supposed to

[01:09:58] come out like how is

[01:09:59] that possible

[01:10:00] obsidian man they're

[01:10:01] putting the work in

[01:10:02] okay well again

[01:10:04] 2025 i'm gonna have

[01:10:05] spent way too much

[01:10:05] money

[01:10:06] well that's what game

[01:10:07] passes for

[01:10:08] that's true

[01:10:10] i don't think i'm gonna

[01:10:10] be able to get mouse

[01:10:11] pi for no i think we

[01:10:12] looked at this up i

[01:10:13] think mouse pi for

[01:10:14] hire is coming to

[01:10:15] game pass

[01:10:15] yeah

[01:10:17] that's what i love

[01:10:17] about game pass

[01:10:19] wait metroid prime

[01:10:20] 4 is supposed to

[01:10:21] come out next year

[01:10:21] yep yeah

[01:10:22] yeah oh doom dark

[01:10:24] ages i'm insane i

[01:10:25] forgot i just said

[01:10:26] that name i just

[01:10:27] said that i'm like

[01:10:29] looking at a list

[01:10:30] it's like not

[01:10:30] hold on

[01:10:32] yeah doom dark ages

[01:10:33] that game looks

[01:10:34] fucking sick and

[01:10:34] i've played i've

[01:10:35] played 2016 eternal

[01:10:37] so i'm caught up

[01:10:38] oh and uh pokemon

[01:10:40] legends za

[01:10:40] fuck yeah dude

[01:10:42] oh yeah

[01:10:43] i mean if that game

[01:10:44] actually runs

[01:10:45] yeah if it functions

[01:10:46] yo do you guys

[01:10:47] remember that uh

[01:10:48] expedition 33

[01:10:49] if it's on switch

[01:10:50] 2 it'll run

[01:10:51] expedition 33 looks

[01:10:52] fucking cool

[01:10:53] that game's gonna be

[01:10:54] sick fucking western

[01:10:55] persona yeah

[01:10:56] are you guys ready

[01:10:57] for next year when

[01:10:58] me and thrak have

[01:10:59] to cover this game

[01:10:59] at some point

[01:11:01] is this like a

[01:11:02] remaster or this

[01:11:03] the original game

[01:11:04] no this is army

[01:11:05] men sarge's war

[01:11:06] dude i wish they

[01:11:07] were remastering

[01:11:08] this for xbox

[01:11:09] this was a real

[01:11:10] game i would get

[01:11:12] all of the achievements

[01:11:13] before

[01:11:14] i played this one

[01:11:15] on uh n64 i'm

[01:11:16] pretty sure it was

[01:11:17] well sarge's

[01:11:18] heroes is the one

[01:11:19] i played no this

[01:11:20] is the ps2 xbox

[01:11:21] one game it wasn't

[01:11:23] even on ps2 it was

[01:11:24] just uh xbox and

[01:11:26] gamecube i believe

[01:11:27] so because i have

[01:11:28] it for xbox over

[01:11:29] here i swear to

[01:11:30] god there's an

[01:11:31] army men on it's

[01:11:32] not that bad yeah

[01:11:33] sarge's heroes yeah

[01:11:35] sarge's heroes was

[01:11:36] the n64 i just

[01:11:37] oh okay i just

[01:11:38] love this gift same

[01:11:39] name like what is

[01:11:40] happening

[01:11:43] look at his

[01:11:44] look at his

[01:11:45] knuckles man

[01:11:47] he's sarge dude

[01:11:48] he's killing it

[01:11:50] but yeah next next

[01:11:51] year i think me and

[01:11:52] bill are gonna start

[01:11:53] our little army men

[01:11:54] sub series where we

[01:11:55] start going through

[01:11:55] every army man game

[01:11:57] there's a lot of

[01:11:58] them oh what's um

[01:12:01] there's four of them

[01:12:02] on steam and i own

[01:12:04] all four of them now

[01:12:05] thanks bill

[01:12:05] what should we

[01:12:06] what should we do

[01:12:07] next for the blogs

[01:12:08] like what system

[01:12:09] should we do next now

[01:12:12] that we've done

[01:12:12] gamecube and snes

[01:12:15] um 360 xbox

[01:12:18] jaguar i haven't

[01:12:19] played anything on

[01:12:20] jaguar well you

[01:12:22] should it's not the

[01:12:24] only one i know of

[01:12:25] is no i know um

[01:12:27] attack of the killer

[01:12:28] penguins yes

[01:12:29] it's a great game

[01:12:30] tempest 2000

[01:12:31] tempest 2000

[01:12:34] rayman technically

[01:12:35] rayman

[01:12:35] atari carts

[01:12:36] isn't rayman isn't

[01:12:38] the the saturn or

[01:12:39] not saturn sorry

[01:12:40] jaguar port of

[01:12:41] rayman supposed to

[01:12:42] be like the best

[01:12:42] version of that game

[01:12:43] it's

[01:12:45] best is debatable it

[01:12:47] is the first version

[01:12:48] of the game it was

[01:12:49] made for the jaguar

[01:12:50] like um let me

[01:12:52] okay

[01:12:52] okay i i love

[01:12:54] atari carts it's a

[01:12:55] better version of

[01:12:56] uh super mario

[01:12:57] cart yeah atari

[01:12:58] cart actually

[01:12:58] yeah that looks

[01:13:01] really good

[01:13:03] there's uh no

[01:13:05] that's on gba i'm

[01:13:06] thinking of konami

[01:13:06] crazy racers also

[01:13:08] that one's that's

[01:13:09] on that's that's a

[01:13:10] that's a sick game

[01:13:11] yeah yeah i have no

[01:13:14] idea what you guys

[01:13:15] are talking about

[01:13:17] we um yeah for the

[01:13:19] for the blogs for the

[01:13:20] network website uh

[01:13:22] every so often we'll

[01:13:23] do a different series

[01:13:25] third up the fuck a

[01:13:26] different console to do

[01:13:27] a blog series about like

[01:13:28] we did uh snes and

[01:13:31] gamecube and yeah i

[01:13:32] don't know what uh

[01:13:34] system to do next

[01:13:35] holy shit this is

[01:13:36] smooth it could do

[01:13:38] 360 360 would be

[01:13:41] fucking cool i know

[01:13:43] all about that this

[01:13:44] this style of game

[01:13:45] just makes me angry

[01:13:46] i think it's because

[01:13:47] of the uh what is

[01:13:49] that game the lion

[01:13:50] king game this is

[01:13:51] this so rayman on

[01:13:55] jaguar is identical to

[01:13:57] the other versions

[01:13:58] aside from the

[01:13:59] cut scenes are

[01:13:59] obviously not full

[01:14:00] motion video and

[01:14:01] the soundtrack um

[01:14:02] because it's on the

[01:14:03] jaguar uses the

[01:14:04] jaguar sound card which

[01:14:05] isn't awful but it's

[01:14:06] not as good as like

[01:14:07] the playstation or

[01:14:08] saturn versions

[01:14:09] doesn't um we'll

[01:14:11] cover we'll cover it

[01:14:12] next year yo what is

[01:14:13] that the simpsons hit

[01:14:14] and run randomizer

[01:14:16] yeah that's a speed

[01:14:17] run that's fucking

[01:14:19] awesome

[01:14:20] simpsons hit and run

[01:14:21] really needs like a

[01:14:22] like a modern like

[01:14:24] remastered port

[01:14:25] so i watched the

[01:14:26] have you guys seen

[01:14:28] those like resident

[01:14:28] evil randomizer runs

[01:14:30] so like people like

[01:14:31] walk into a room and

[01:14:32] then it is just a boss

[01:14:33] fight and there's

[01:14:34] like oh yeah i don't

[01:14:36] have any fucking

[01:14:36] guns i don't have

[01:14:37] any weapons what

[01:14:38] the fuck and they

[01:14:39] just die it's great

[01:14:40] they have a heart

[01:14:41] attack and die

[01:14:42] yeah then it's a

[01:14:44] five hour long video

[01:14:45] because that's when

[01:14:46] their family walked

[01:14:47] in like offering

[01:14:48] them to get chicken

[01:14:50] nuggets or something

[01:14:51] it's like it's like

[01:14:52] who turns off the

[01:14:53] camera you know

[01:14:54] they go oh my god

[01:14:56] and they come in

[01:14:56] turn the camera off

[01:14:57] and upload it to

[01:14:58] youtube

[01:14:59] oh but he would

[01:15:00] want cool cool new

[01:15:03] irl live stream idea

[01:15:04] i'm gonna fuck

[01:15:05] around with scanners

[01:15:06] in like different

[01:15:07] stores

[01:15:09] okay that's gonna be

[01:15:10] so sweet i'm gonna

[01:15:11] catch some cool shit

[01:15:12] with scanners like

[01:15:13] i forgot about that

[01:15:14] i forgot about that

[01:15:15] like yeah it was

[01:15:17] like a tamagotchi

[01:15:19] thing right

[01:15:19] yeah and you scan

[01:15:20] barcodes on like

[01:15:21] anything that has a

[01:15:22] barcode and uh

[01:15:23] you can catch

[01:15:24] different monsters

[01:15:25] and then you can

[01:15:26] train them and

[01:15:26] evolve them and

[01:15:27] shit like that dude

[01:15:27] it's they're

[01:15:29] fucking awesome

[01:15:29] can't wait for

[01:15:30] aaron annoys his

[01:15:31] family at the

[01:15:32] grocery store

[01:15:35] i got this cool

[01:15:37] war monster she's

[01:15:38] like we're leaving

[01:15:39] i have to share this

[01:15:40] i have to share this

[01:15:42] with all of you

[01:15:42] because alex showed

[01:15:43] it to me a lot a

[01:15:44] while ago when we

[01:15:44] talked about it

[01:15:46] so the this is the

[01:15:47] sailor moon animation

[01:15:48] errors

[01:15:50] oh no

[01:15:50] oh yeah

[01:15:51] beautiful

[01:15:53] isn't that gorgeous

[01:15:54] what the fuck

[01:15:55] i like that third

[01:15:57] one on the top

[01:15:58] row

[01:15:58] yeah that's me

[01:15:59] whenever i wake

[01:16:00] up from my monster

[01:16:01] headache

[01:16:03] monster headache

[01:16:04] dude no

[01:16:05] let me see that

[01:16:06] glitchy one in the

[01:16:07] middle i need to see

[01:16:08] that glitch

[01:16:08] i can smell your

[01:16:09] farts

[01:16:10] like top

[01:16:10] yeah top

[01:16:12] middle top

[01:16:13] middle come on

[01:16:14] just it

[01:16:14] i don't know

[01:16:15] that's gross

[01:16:16] though that's

[01:16:17] that's like

[01:16:18] doki doki

[01:16:18] literature club

[01:16:19] man

[01:16:20] see this one like

[01:16:21] why is she a sleep

[01:16:22] paralysis demon

[01:16:23] dude that looks

[01:16:23] gross man

[01:16:25] she is a sleep

[01:16:26] paralysis demon

[01:16:27] or that one

[01:16:28] that one right

[01:16:28] like the one that

[01:16:29] it's like all over

[01:16:30] the place it's the

[01:16:30] same picture it

[01:16:31] looks like uh

[01:16:32] pop team epic

[01:16:33] yeah

[01:16:34] a little bit

[01:16:37] you know like

[01:16:38] when they're doing

[01:16:38] the

[01:16:39] stop hitting yourself

[01:16:42] i'm trying to find

[01:16:43] this one absolutely

[01:16:44] horrifying one that

[01:16:45] she sent me but i

[01:16:45] can't find it

[01:16:46] oh yeah you should

[01:16:47] just look up more

[01:16:48] more bad uh more

[01:16:49] bad anime animation

[01:16:51] or whatever

[01:16:52] oh look up uh

[01:16:53] the best one is

[01:16:55] never pause an hour

[01:16:56] ago

[01:16:59] what you never

[01:17:00] pause an hour

[01:17:00] ago

[01:17:01] never pause a

[01:17:02] disney movie

[01:17:03] yeah yes

[01:17:04] dude far right

[01:17:10] that one with uh

[01:17:12] what's his name

[01:17:12] contorting that's

[01:17:13] what happens when i

[01:17:14] open my door and

[01:17:15] my dog's asleep

[01:17:16] like you fucking

[01:17:18] wake up

[01:17:20] that's when you

[01:17:21] take the first

[01:17:21] hit on the wrong

[01:17:22] for me

[01:17:48] that's that's the

[01:17:49] well i mean this

[01:17:49] one's just classic

[01:17:53] top middle top

[01:17:54] middle

[01:18:01] that's the letter h

[01:18:03] fan art

[01:18:12] i really feel bad for

[01:18:14] our audio listeners

[01:18:15] this week

[01:18:15] a lot of pictures

[01:18:23] oh god

[01:18:25] oh god

[01:18:26] what

[01:18:26] just like

[01:18:28] pauses

[01:18:30] look up

[01:18:31] look up i'm just

[01:18:32] imagining somebody

[01:18:33] going frame by

[01:18:34] frame through every

[01:18:35] episode of naruto

[01:18:37] looking for the good

[01:18:38] shit

[01:18:38] what are you

[01:18:39] going to look up

[01:18:39] more bad anime

[01:18:41] or like bad uh

[01:18:42] anime i just wanted

[01:18:43] to see never pause a

[01:18:44] disney movie

[01:18:44] yeah just type in

[01:18:45] never pause and

[01:18:46] let's see what's

[01:18:47] what's the selection

[01:18:49] is

[01:18:49] do it

[01:18:49] do disney movie

[01:18:50] never pause bluey

[01:18:52] whoa look at

[01:18:53] gaston dude

[01:18:54] holy shit

[01:18:55] oh

[01:18:55] these are fake

[01:18:59] some of these are

[01:19:00] some of these are

[01:19:01] yeah

[01:19:01] yeah yeah

[01:19:03] i'm curious of the

[01:19:04] bluey one

[01:19:05] like what

[01:19:05] do it

[01:19:06] never pause bluey

[01:19:09] oh

[01:19:09] oh

[01:19:10] oh

[01:19:11] oh

[01:19:11] oh

[01:19:11] oh

[01:19:13] oh

[01:19:14] oh

[01:19:14] oh

[01:19:15] holy god

[01:19:16] i'm just

[01:19:16] i don't look i don't

[01:19:18] watch bluey so i have to

[01:19:19] like process every single

[01:19:20] individual image

[01:19:22] i don't know what i'm

[01:19:23] looking at in each one

[01:19:25] or some of the other

[01:19:27] ones

[01:19:28] oh

[01:19:29] never pause one piece

[01:19:30] oh

[01:19:31] here we go

[01:19:32] maybe

[01:19:38] you're gonna cause

[01:19:39] like alex explain

[01:19:44] please

[01:19:44] uh

[01:19:46] i can't

[01:19:47] i'm sorry

[01:19:48] he's eating his arm off

[01:19:49] his arm's got a

[01:19:50] disease

[01:19:53] that's john

[01:19:55] dear

[01:19:55] brother

[01:19:56] everyone knows

[01:19:57] john dear

[01:19:58] john dear

[01:19:59] my man

[01:20:01] all right

[01:20:02] um

[01:20:08] pet anime

[01:20:09] animation

[01:20:10] what comes up

[01:20:10] dude have you guys

[01:20:11] wait have you guys

[01:20:12] seen the fucking uh

[01:20:14] what is his name

[01:20:15] junji ito

[01:20:16] tv show

[01:20:17] oh

[01:20:18] yeah

[01:20:19] and they like

[01:20:20] they like fired their

[01:20:21] animators or they had

[01:20:22] like a different studio i mean

[01:20:23] and then the animations

[01:20:24] became garbage

[01:20:25] like every single

[01:20:26] fucking shot is just

[01:20:27] terrible

[01:20:27] amazing and then the

[01:20:29] second one was

[01:20:29] yeah type in uzamaki

[01:20:31] uh

[01:20:33] anime

[01:20:34] like ito's already

[01:20:36] pretty hard to animate

[01:20:38] oh wait i just realized

[01:20:39] that these are pictures

[01:20:40] uh

[01:20:41] it's gotta be a video

[01:20:42] like it's like literally

[01:20:43] the animation

[01:20:44] yeah that one like

[01:20:45] oh yeah

[01:20:46] that would work too

[01:20:49] as it

[01:20:50] as it doesn't move

[01:20:53] crazy

[01:20:56] that's see that's when

[01:20:57] no

[01:20:58] that looks

[01:20:58] good

[01:20:59] no that's the first

[01:21:00] you gotta get that first

[01:21:01] one to look

[01:21:01] you gotta get that first

[01:21:03] no that

[01:21:03] yes

[01:21:04] yeah

[01:21:06] it's fucking awesome

[01:21:08] what happened

[01:21:09] now that's bad

[01:21:10] wait click the one of

[01:21:11] them running

[01:21:12] like yeah

[01:21:13] on the beach

[01:21:14] yeah hit watch

[01:21:15] click watch

[01:21:16] that one

[01:21:17] yeah

[01:21:18] oh

[01:21:18] why are they not

[01:21:19] working

[01:21:19] click watch

[01:21:20] yeah just click watch

[01:21:21] far right

[01:21:22] blue button

[01:21:23] yeah

[01:21:24] it opens at a separate

[01:21:25] god damn tab

[01:21:26] one second

[01:21:26] oh man

[01:21:29] gotta make some

[01:21:30] adjustments here

[01:21:35] audio listeners

[01:21:36] we're looking at

[01:21:36] really bad animation

[01:21:41] we'll describe it to

[01:21:42] you in painstaking

[01:21:43] detail

[01:21:43] well right now

[01:21:44] we're looking at

[01:21:45] we'll put a bunch

[01:21:45] of these in the

[01:21:46] thumbnail

[01:21:48] yeah

[01:21:50] 27 frames

[01:21:51] of animation

[01:21:52] and you have to like

[01:21:53] look real fast

[01:21:54] so that it looks

[01:21:55] like it's moving

[01:21:56] like look from

[01:21:56] left to right

[01:22:00] honestly that would

[01:22:01] be sick if we

[01:22:01] could make like

[01:22:02] gif thumbnails

[01:22:03] oh god

[01:22:03] yeah this is pretty

[01:22:04] bad

[01:22:04] yeah

[01:22:05] what is that

[01:22:08] isn't that awesome

[01:22:09] go look at the

[01:22:10] other one

[01:22:11] because the other

[01:22:11] one

[01:22:11] that's like

[01:22:12] that's like when

[01:22:13] you're trying to

[01:22:13] walk on ice

[01:22:14] that first one

[01:22:15] that we were

[01:22:16] looking at is

[01:22:16] just before that

[01:22:18] yeah

[01:22:18] it's the shot

[01:22:20] before that one

[01:22:21] where they're

[01:22:21] running down

[01:22:22] the path

[01:22:23] you know what

[01:22:24] we should do

[01:22:25] a watch party

[01:22:25] of like

[01:22:26] like spin a

[01:22:27] wheel

[01:22:27] of a different

[01:22:27] bad anime

[01:22:29] like that'd be

[01:22:29] kind of cool

[01:22:31] we should just

[01:22:31] watch ghost stories

[01:22:34] ghost stories

[01:22:35] is sick

[01:22:36] but it has

[01:22:36] never actually

[01:22:37] seen it

[01:22:37] it has to be

[01:22:38] the dub

[01:22:39] the dub

[01:22:39] is perfection

[01:22:41] I'd watch

[01:22:42] golden boy

[01:22:42] with you guys

[01:22:43] golden boy

[01:22:43] was great

[01:22:44] I need to

[01:22:44] watch that

[01:22:45] it's still

[01:22:45] on my list

[01:22:46] it's fun

[01:22:48] oh man

[01:22:49] um

[01:22:49] okay

[01:22:50] I think I got

[01:22:51] it

[01:22:51] what was that

[01:22:51] one I was

[01:22:52] just looking at

[01:22:52] oh this gives

[01:22:53] you both

[01:22:58] oh my god

[01:23:00] that's so good

[01:23:00] awesome dude

[01:23:01] god it's like

[01:23:03] when you're

[01:23:03] playing an ice

[01:23:03] level in mario

[01:23:04] you're just

[01:23:05] trying not to

[01:23:05] fall off

[01:23:06] yo this is

[01:23:07] what the anime

[01:23:07] this is like

[01:23:08] an anime

[01:23:08] debug menu

[01:23:09] you know

[01:23:10] what I mean

[01:23:10] this is like

[01:23:10] a beta

[01:23:11] debug

[01:23:16] like pre alpha

[01:23:17] test footage

[01:23:19] powerpoint

[01:23:19] animation

[01:23:20] oh god

[01:23:21] you know what

[01:23:22] it looks like

[01:23:22] you know those

[01:23:23] youtubers who

[01:23:23] like use

[01:23:24] photoshop to

[01:23:25] make videos

[01:23:25] and they just

[01:23:25] move

[01:23:26] yeah

[01:23:26] around

[01:23:27] on the screen

[01:23:28] yeah

[01:23:28] fucking awesome

[01:23:29] that's so good

[01:23:32] it's like that

[01:23:32] meme with the

[01:23:33] trumpet guy

[01:23:34] like in the

[01:23:34] girl covering