EP 74 - Game Characters We Have BEEF With | Feat. Aaron (SuperPod Saga)

[00:00:00] For some reason Riverside is like, hey man, real quick. I don't know how you feel about Beth's orientation but it's fucking torture It's been she's a bunch of things That's orientation is fucked When you woke up when you woke up today

[00:00:18] How did you feel? Did you feel when you were in the field pretty landstabber pretty portrait? I was born in a tiny fuckin' landstabber right now boys I was feeling pretty landscape But then I got up when I stood up. I was like, no, no feeling portrait

[00:00:36] So yeah, it's portrait like that. Yeah, that's like, hey man, how's your day going? Bro, I'm feeling pretty portrait right now Yeah, that's what's true And the end of the day you're just like, god, I just want to landscape so bad right now

[00:00:50] Oh my god, I have to feel like a real landscape Oh my god, I'm really so tired I also love how Riverside, Riverside wasted no time grabbing your face The second you turned on your camera What do you mean wasted no time? Grab my face, dude

[00:01:38] Welcome back to Super Ghost Radio. I am your host Jerry and as always most of the time but definitely not today Because Greg is gone Greg is good bye But we got Beth, it's usually like a tradeoff At this point it's like a tradeoff right? It's like

[00:01:50] We don't really grab that We got Beth, we got Beth, we got Greg One Today is a special day for Super Ghost Radio You've never heard this person in your life I had to scour the fucking dark web to find this person And what a guest

[00:02:08] I cannot believe that I was able to line this up But I've never worked with this man a day in my life Aaron from Super Podsaga and Retro rehab Welcome aboard Rip Greg I'm gonna smell ready I'm gonna smell ready I love you buddy

[00:02:28] For the record Greg's not He's just I'm gonna smell Greg I know Greg is one He's alive He's alive He's good He's good He's just on vacation He's just on the crash Yeah, Mercury poisoning That sounds right He's not a taxi

[00:02:54] Happy to be here, thank you for having me on Yeah, go ahead and plug in from out the shows I mean anything that you want Same nice things about Jerry or he will cry He will cancel the episode if I don't He'll burst into tears

[00:03:08] Same thing, full drama queen run off set Same nice things I'm so glad Jerry's cool Yeah, we do a few shows together Super Podsaga, Retro rehab I can go to Super Pod Network.com Find them all there Even Super Ghost Radio It's also there Crap boiling Bob

[00:03:32] I'm boiling crabs on the internet For cash We also have blogs on there Video from all sorts of cool people I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my head I'm just gonna finally write her essay on Kingdom Hearts There we go But it's 16 pages long No

[00:03:54] I can't check that number up a little higher Maybe You can't You need to call the compliments in the world after the Casp couple weeks that he's had With the projects he's undertaken With the basement Yeah, he needs confidence Dungeons Yeah Some comforting hair

[00:04:16] He's like a silenced pee on Do the Dungeon with you But a Jerry's voice I was like, hey, I've never come to visit Like make that also even the theater room I think it's a really nice You may Do some the Dungeon Yeah It's on the Dungeon

[00:04:36] Can you check out your sex bag real quick I want to watch a movie I want to watch a movie with the second swing Can you move this swing Turn the middle of the TV It's really in the way I'm just trying to watch

[00:04:52] Part two, but this fucking sex play is right in my fucking eyes Why are you watching? Yeah, why are you watching? You think he ought to reuse the movie Put the sex hang in the middle of the room You only watch his part two

[00:05:06] Just part one or part three or Oh god, yeah, damn it That's what it looked like number Yeah, he watches that in the Matrix three I've only ever seen the Matrix one Say I've only ever seen the Matrix one And people are like crazy better

[00:05:22] And I'm just like, oh, I seem the good one I guess Hi, that's all you need One in time You build out at the right time Yeah, but Today on Super Ghost Radio We brought Aaron on here to drag me over

[00:05:38] Yeah, we're just gonna drag you right by your glasses Hicking and screaming Right by your eyes quite violent for a little while And then yeah the forced comments really dragged a home It's the measles Sorry As it be threatened to with me

[00:05:56] I have measles and my brain hurts I don't know what the what the symptoms of measles pull on measles What symptoms I think it's a spotting, but I think if like untreated or whatever it can cause like brain damage Because you're doesn't your brain swell?

[00:06:12] Are my thinking of men it? So like don't touch his face Don't go near him I think they're like I mean they're high fever Oh, the sherry and high fever They're so deadly Yeah, there's a lot of stuff He's a measles Hello, I'm measles

[00:06:32] You need to be quarantined in the dungeon Yeah, toss me Don't give me measles, magas and god I'll be far if I got to drag you on here by the fucking pubic bone I'll be fine Just give you one of these Get over here Oh

[00:06:52] Oh, I got Aaron to come on here I'm grabbing by the fucking pubic bone Anyway Did you do a little something else? Yeah, it was a genie What do you think we do on the other shows? I mean like come on Just do sexual favors for each other

[00:07:08] Yeah, yeah You get on a little bit I'm glad Whatever I love seeing your body Never judgment here All right Let's get this funny business out of the way Our series here for a second because we've come to discuss something that Beth is brought to our attention

[00:07:30] She thought one day Hey, man I got some beef with these fucking video game characters And I was like do you? Yeah, I do. You want to talk about it I was like, yeah Let's talk about beef we have with the what's really funny is

[00:07:44] I named the document and I was writing up like my beef with just beef char Something I was like You char is beef Oh yeah, okay Some people I mean Yeah, but people like it So today we're going to talk about Beth's

[00:08:02] Little topic that she brought to our attention Because I think you probably got some You got some shit to say You want to talk some shit I would love to hear This is my idea I'll give you a little bit of context

[00:08:16] And then I want to hear what you guys got to say first Okay, I've got to go to go to go I went on an ancient rant about a character like to my cousin who did not ask for it It was completely unapropted. He was like kind of

[00:08:32] Job slightly Okay, the whole time And I was I was glazed away I was pacing I was going I was like I've never seen this much energy You ever And He at the end of it he was like yeah

[00:08:54] You don't want to talk that bitch and I was like thank you That's all I needed And then I texted Greg and Jerry in the group chat and was like you know what You really didn't want to For an atmosphere to sleep or go

[00:09:06] So who is this who this bitch is we're talking about Who this bitch is Who this But I'm a poor I go because I clearly have an idea and I you know plan of motion to bring against this fictional character

[00:09:24] I would take her to a court of law But I'd love to hear You guys talk first about this Because then if you guys take her I can pivot But I would not be I will upstage you with my level of Well, Betty Sultina Sultina's stage

[00:09:48] Especially with a guest in the house That wouldn't have that would not be very portrait of you Okay There you go Very landscape of you right now We don't land scape energy Check out this bitch What the fuck in landscapes What is this bitch

[00:10:06] Who made you call back to a bit That we're not including in this episode And so no one has context Oh no it's going to be included Oh don't you worry But it all the way to the very house Be a role I think ever

[00:10:20] But anyways I digress Erren you are the guest here today So God dammit Who do you got some beef with Tell us preach it I'm gonna go immediately Yes on the soapbox I would like you to I'll raise All stand Oh Oh yeah But first

[00:10:46] We can pass verdict If we think that it's justified or not if you want or if you just full support Yeah, man. What do you prefer? I've heard up I've heard it up I've heard up Damn damn damn guilty

[00:11:04] I don't think Jerry is going to get this one This one I think Beth and I talked about this in the last episode I was on a super ghost but it's fucking you go It's Pokemon right so it's competitive Pokemon Yeah Yeah Bless you can get fucked

[00:11:22] I hate anyone who uses a blessing Not even in like competitive Pokemon but it's in Pokemon in general Because it's just unfucking killable I've never seen Matthew Lewis or shit like this I can I can I like Can I You broker Is it like is this the person

[00:11:40] Is this the person you I want you to know that I watched a video like two days ago about how to use Chancee competitively With an evil light to make it more annoying than bliss I'm hanging the subvern now close my laptop Fuck that I hate

[00:11:58] I hate playing I guess a chance to hear blessing Like What up in the Maybe like few times I've played competitive Pokemon I did this team of compay and Snorlax And They're just walloping everything With it a lot comes blessy With it's fucking stupidly high HP

[00:12:18] It's ability to heal all the fucking time And I mean it doesn't have It's got more special defense than physical defense but fucking minimize Yeah still yeah minimize Fucking protect fucking healing every turn This bitch do this bitch

[00:12:33] I hate I hate both blessing and chancey with the passion They can they just fucking fall off of a cliff Take it take it take it away what do you how do you think about that was really cool

[00:12:43] I understand about four and a half percent of what you guys were talking about Basically understandable Basically Jerry Chancee and bliss are both fat and pink Basically Jerry Chancee and bliss are both fat and pink So I know that what you will Very very landscape Very landscape

[00:13:05] Fat and pink yeah very landscape Very 4 by 3 of them Oh my god No I like Oh I was watching I live your 16 my 9 life She is I live my 4th trip life Oh what's up? It's funny like I laugh because like I know Joe two three days ago

[00:13:31] I watched a video someone talking about like The strategies that like people use with like chancey and blissy And how while they don't tend to like when at like Regional nationals like global level or anything like that It's something that everybody always has to prepare for

[00:13:49] Because you just at any type to get a rogue chancey or blissy Just like fucking up your day Yeah and if you happen to have like Like what's called a special sweeper which is like a Pokemon That has a really high special attack that does just

[00:14:03] Just shoot like stupid amounts of burst damage You're fucked like if they don't have Sci-Shock you're fucked Which listen or Sci-Shock is the psychic type move that instead of doing special Damage it does Normal attack damn. I don't know yeah if you don't have Sci-Shock you're fucked

[00:14:21] Fuck chancey fuck Lizzy I hate them I hope the person here I see they did double they were talking about doubles and how So chancey has guards split because chancey doesn't have very high Regular like normal defense but has a very high special defense

[00:14:38] But if you like to end doubles paired up with shuffle and then use guards split with shuckles So that chancey gets a higher like a different style And then he uses minimize our chancey and then you can't hit it

[00:14:51] And then it just uses like seismic toss and stuff and people just you can't And it's insane. It's fucked That's very fucked She's fucking big Yeah, she's a fucking he like my god Jerry she's such a bad He made it with great Well I

[00:15:09] Have come here to declare my beef today. Is it with chancey to also? No, I could see great it's all chancey. I whole episode there is not enough fucks I could even find to give about

[00:15:24] Chancey and many Pokemon in the Pokemon verse. Okay, but I can tell you what I I I don't know I think I'm gonna get maybe slapped on a little bit for this one But I don't like fucking walk off. I'm fucking fucking fucking cool. Okay, yeah

[00:15:42] I don't care for him either He's gonna be like his fucking beach bro attitude like you get a brother I'm here where you're fucking white channel necklace That's the blitz ball man Oh, he's not your naked piece like No

[00:15:58] Isn't walk like aggressively like American frapp bro type vibe like with his For added see my he got like you got the talk man. Yeah, he got that you got that come on

[00:16:11] Titus let's get over here and fucking play this ball right now balls at these enemies until they're fucking die man Yeah, what a stupid fucking let me throw my beach ball out of man No joke. I mean he is apparently one of the best characters in the game

[00:16:26] He is it because me. I was gonna fucking volleyball like I just want to order I want or in the entire game. Only one of some Like fucking thing like fucking yeah He was the first thing to say watch me whip and watch me The macular whip and

[00:16:49] So some part day We got notes that's the one I would say orn is definitely very pleased the most portrait Yeah, I mean orn What's one that's one thing to become herred to put a little like a swoopty doop on top of the you and or

[00:17:11] And then that's me little hot sauce on that one Scoop it out Scoop it out Measles grab you by the people bone yeah fucking let's get this party started Hell Hell Yeah, fuck walk a yeah, I'm not gonna flock a flock a

[00:17:30] Someone who first experienced walk at and orn through kingdom hearts Oh Orn obviously The coolest fucking The stream is just so cool. I was like who is this man? Why is he the best thing? It's ever

[00:17:51] Yeah, he's just a little bit like real low a little tiny like gray gl- I look like a fuck Oh yeah, yeah, and this basically got like those little tiny glasses on this and I always and it's got those Great hair rays these are dream

[00:18:01] And while I'm not throwing that like blitzball at you and you have to try and like block it for like two tech points like in the first kingdom herred game I did hate that man. Yeah, I'm gonna hate that man

[00:18:13] Yeah, no orn is definitely you know like bummed arm Jesus compared to walk up this voice actors the voice actor for benders So let's like the one thing he has going for him wait it is like it's like the module

[00:18:26] John the module yep, it's the exact voice no walk up my back walk a walk a walk a walk a That's a back man show. Okay, yes If you're listening to a video And you know what the fuck Man, you're Fucking 16 by 10 lives if you fucking swine

[00:18:54] If you woke up today chose violence and 16 by nine ratio and that's a What is saying Oh, God yeah, no, yep. This is what happens when Eric comes around

[00:19:08] Walk a sucks. I hate playing blitzball and final fantasy 10 because it doesn't make sense to my tiny fucking raptor brain Raptors are smart Well, whatever the dumbest animal or whatever dumbest I know is that's me my fuck. I don't know Sloth

[00:19:26] Super intelligent they have like tiny little chickens Yeah, they're like actually more like bird Brain they're smaller and more feathered and You're thinking I've been living my whole life in the lie. I seen that guy in Jurassic Park literally yell out

[00:19:47] The grassy part is the most portrait fucking dyno movie It's a Taco Bell doesn't so movies Whoa Whoa, yeah, so If raptor brain if there's there's anyone that I have like major beef with and final fantasy 10 It's see more holy fuckies such a You sucks Hey, no

[00:20:19] Yeah, or in you know as cool Lulu can be a bitch, but like she has good intentions behind them. She's got some good stuff going on Yeah, fuck fuck see more in the way he talks. Oh, yeah

[00:20:37] I'm about him. I'm theme over hello. I'm theme over fucking heck you're reverse actually I always talk, but he has that like weird like tiny quiet voice like his mouth It's like he's like he just bit his own tongue. Yeah, and he's also in a library

[00:20:50] He burnt his tongue and like the hottest pizza roll in the world. Hello. I've seen more See more whatever the Guado whatever the fuck. I just I just remember doing that fucking

[00:20:59] Onema fight over and over and over and over and over again because it's like yeah, what does I know For me yeah super cool. Yeah, that was fucking crazy looking like the whole but I just remember watching that God damn cutscene Cuz you couldn't fucking see yeah

[00:21:13] You had to watch it come on me man And I was like holy fuck we gotta do this again every single year all right time when it was smoke just I'm planning my fucking brains out for 13 minutes while this cutscene plays

[00:21:27] Well, no, I'm trying to get at his fuck walk. Yep. Yeah, so in conclusion But that guy and honestly like my my only beef with him is just like I don't like like I feel like if I met him in person in real life

[00:21:42] Like in public I would be like Checking this fucking loser Like That's crazy thing to say Fucking loser Fucking ball The smoke some mad or man or over the fuck walk at onks. He's definitely like a Like let's just take shrooms together

[00:22:27] He's every year the 2000 college frapp boy vibe do you need like what's the the mark McGrath Band name sugar rate He's got those white shell necklace You just actually have beef with him because he gets The girl

[00:22:49] Doesn't him in Lula look at the story. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, what yeah? He and Lula look The real reason you don't like him. He marries Lula. Malle Her last name is melon no I was Continuing the thing that you're saying about it

[00:23:07] I was helping you. I was like wait that's a coincidence cuz no All right well we Aaron did you pick one already yeah was chance to be in blissy oh yeah, we Yeah, there's such a good act of listener Jerry really here

[00:23:26] I think it's because of the literally was like a false listening to you guys speak and fucking Indonesian because I don't understand anything to do What a Paul just here for the measles Yeah, speaking of measles best but

[00:23:43] What have we got for beef but so what have you been cooking up? What's been swapping Fold off the baby Go please sorry Holy jumps so stupid I don't call it Oh shit

[00:24:03] When I when I propose this idea to I also sort of thought we just do like one I don't know why I was like oh one we'll just pick one and it will

[00:24:10] You know it'll last the whole episode because I only had this one character because I was like that I'm this tunneled in and I want to really say that like To a degree that is unreasonable and un-containable with other fictionalized characters This is Personnel oh my god

[00:24:41] This is like though this is the best build-up ever This better be fucking good Watch it be like wait Okay, okay, yes You want to guess that it's a female character right it is it is a female character

[00:24:59] I know nothing else in that what it's a final fantasy. I'm not giving you any more specifics on it being a female character I want you to think No, they from first and all are they from the last of us? Okay No, okay

[00:25:17] That's one of you that other way because that's like on the top of everybody's fucking eye hey I hate people like to have me I like to have me. I didn't like her at first but I feel like that was the point what they were going

[00:25:29] That was the point people like oh fuck it was characters like yes that's the fucking point They're forcing you to play it someone you don't like because that's crazy Yes, anyways no it's not it's

[00:25:42] It's not I mean it is a it's not a well-written character is it over-esque No damn it demand come on I like we're all like Wesker That's a Wesker enthusiast Hmm Two more guesses From it's a female It's a female Two more guesses

[00:26:09] Jerry you only made one so you can make three more people like is it is a Daisy for Mario? No, she has play Mario games whoa She has play Mario games is I don't like them

[00:26:22] Is it I don't fucking know the fucking rival from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire I don't fucking know What a be something really a suck but no I feel like this would have been something recent It's a it's a recent game I'm

[00:26:40] It's you can still not you can still not but it's wrong you can still guess but it's wrong Follow your heart guess your guesses Some of that you would have personal beef with person always Like what do they do to you Parasano Jesus

[00:27:06] Fuck I don't do it. I don't know like yeah, I'm so sorry It's probably from an RPG this is this is what I've what I've concluded It's most likely from Final Fantasy 14 Don't it's not like that game we've been over Raida 100 times she also does not like rebirth

[00:27:33] She decided this year she had a cut she had a epiphany where she said do I even like video games But yeah, no not that not that is not back in is that what you thought it was recent?

[00:27:49] You could were you gonna say something I was gonna say Tiva Yeah, I hate Tiva now that I have to come with more now that you guys have turned this into multiple rounds I might have to talk with T-Fet some point but no

[00:28:00] What is your beef with T-Fa though? Not right now. Not right now. What's the beef show? I'll strong pivot from my lead up to If we have to do multiple months around I'm sure we'll get to T-Fa but we're gonna get to Tiva. We'll get to this out

[00:28:20] No more guesses I have no clue the main character is Anna Jill Jill from 16 No, no here's me cares for an apple I don't bug it all Has no dialogue like you know the dialogue man shut up Roll this not very fortunate

[00:28:42] Not what if I told you that this character is from a game that came out in 2011 What is this recent no Jerry said recent and I said Oh, I planned it. I plan to that. Yeah, you fucked it all up. Okay 2011 is this like some fucking tails game?

[00:29:03] No, this is from it is it from the eternal senata Is it no No, I don't know. I don't know just tell us what came out on 11 Oh, for Skyrim Yep, what you had a person of beef with someone in Skyrim?

[00:29:22] Yeah, is it just some person in a village that was like hello? Lydia Oh, yeah You said it She's pacing now we can see it I would stand but I would hit my head on the ceiling What? You're so short already you live in a homin homin

[00:29:48] No, Lydia can go I hate Lydia I fucking hate Lydia and that's why it's personal because with this person So have you played Skyrim Jerry? Yeah, okay so you know how Though in the way Skyrim to get housing is that you do a couple of tasks and then

[00:30:10] You save the town from like a drag and or some shit and then the The yarrel is like crazy. It's absolutely crazy that you think I would have done anything to do with I can't believe you do a scarry

[00:30:29] I didn't never get this story. I played all of the thief guild and I was like I'm good any other and that's where I stopped I bought this game on 1111 and I got like halfway through and I stopped up never touched it again

[00:30:43] Skyrim I've platinum Skyrim on on PlayStation 3 and PlayStation 4 played that game It's like four No less than a thousand hours. I did Everything that you could do for the most part. I didn't go I didn't go and every cave like not all that kind of stuff, but I

[00:31:10] Loved Skyrim I still loved it. You mean you need to say you not been in every cave in Skyrim? No, we just tell me right now. Yeah, I was a lot of kids that suit

[00:31:21] I was a possible I don't blame you. There's a one cave there's a lot I haven't like done literally everything there is to do in Skyrim, but I can very I was I got all the trophies and the last one I had to get was like

[00:31:37] To level 50 because I kind of got all the other ones so fast and then I Just needed one more level. So what I did was I found somewhere where I could jump off of a bridge

[00:31:47] And then I would use the restoration magic so I could get like use it it hit the level So the last like 15 minutes in the playing Skyrim was just running up on top of this bridge jumping off

[00:31:59] I love I love Skyrim. I love Skyrim. I loved Olivia and anyways I Love Elder Scrolls but we got it who we got to put you in touch with Dave I love it I thought I heard him say that he loves it's it's Bethesda. It's Dave

[00:32:18] That's because he did his He's also very loud that'll probably work not saying like you're real. Wow. I mean like I mean I mean I will be loud in a second Like vocal and yeah, I got to the beef So I'm so sorry

[00:32:37] hours of Skyrim like I've like Skyrim was like the only game I played for like a year and a half like I love this game And so how you get houses is you do kind of tasks for You do tasks to save a town and then the yarrel

[00:32:56] gives you a title as stain and as Like when you get entirely you can purchase a house Except in white run, which is the very first place you go to when you Do it he just gives you like a small you get like a small little house

[00:33:12] Every house comes with a companion character that you can recruit to like come with you On journeys if they're not with you on the journey like you don't take them with you out They just like hang out in your house like the idea being their kind of like

[00:33:27] I think there's was it just kind of be like housekeepers or whatever the gaurphobic I don't know they just like hang out in your house and you're not there and which is fine for all of the other companions But not Lydia

[00:33:41] Anyways, so the point the thing is was when I was first playing I was like okay cool I'm gonna take this character out on my journeys with me and she's a But the the thing with companions is they're not super strong

[00:33:54] They're not really great to use they are just glorified second inventory So when you're inventory gets full you can give shit, but when you give Lydia a equipment to hold for you. She just excuse I'm sworn to carry your burdens and

[00:34:15] Words of her attitude any time you do So great The point where I was like book this bitch and at this point I'm like I'm a dragon born. I've saved the goddamn room Fucking give her a fuss rodafe a clipper shit

[00:34:33] You can't see what and I let her into traps She would not die. I tried to kill her You're just like so polar a side feeling. Hey Lydia can you come here? Lydia you have to see I like let her seem to traps

[00:34:47] See Lydia you're being your your attitude is a little bit too much so I'm gonna have to let you go here's a Use your severance Here's your four cheese wheels and an apple Cheese wheels I hate her Anyways She

[00:35:22] So I just decided that I kind of didn't run the house Leave her house I've been in a chocolate chocolate Just left her so I Why do you want to know what every time I came back into the house She was in my room

[00:35:42] In my room she said the fucking dog In chair she has a room it's down the hall. It has a bed it has a chair and I know large It puts the lotion in the bathroom She's wheels that she's ever gonna know what to do with I I

[00:36:02] Can my cheese wheels in the basement of my house in written It's what she said I collected cheese wheels and I put them all in the house in with them Oh

[00:36:19] Anyways, I was pissed because then Lydia had her own room and she chose to always sit in my fucking room in my fucking chair I know it doesn't make any sense

[00:36:28] She's not programmed to do so but then I was like she's sleeping my bed when I'm not here She can't do that because she's an AI like she's like not programmed

[00:36:37] She's like the worst roommate ever like you just I would only will be sleeping if she was she be sleeping in my bed And so then I was like this bitch sleeping my bed. She's sleeping my chair. I just picture you standing in the hallway

[00:37:00] Being like that's a part of that skirt where'd you get that she's like, I don't know I just picked it up about winners or something you're like you're best Lydia I'm fucking skirt I'm just about my chair

[00:37:11] I fucking hate her and every time I comes my house and she I would I would actually avoid going to the house Oh my god She was there In this video game. I was actively avoiding a person I was like Straighten the other coaster

[00:37:31] So much that I was avoiding a whole my own that had things I had in it and I Couldn't deal and I hated her and then

[00:37:40] So around level 40 you get access to a quest that you can get a special item from and you need this item to get one of the To get one of the trophies and I was getting the platinum And

[00:37:55] You're you pick up the quest and you're talking to these people on this mountain and they're like Yeah, you know you we can give you we can give you this thing but like our the person we

[00:38:06] If you want to join us for this thing and get this item You have to sacrifice somebody I was like I know exactly who does I like that She's been sitting in my house for the past 800 god damn hour. That's just the bitch for you

[00:38:29] I like if you could see if it was like my I picture my I picture my character like skipping home like Like they're only open the door and going It was like you're coming with me and I like Skip back up that mountain and

[00:38:48] Fork it up magic turn to that god damn pull and she died and the world I was I never felt more like Satisaction from never feel more alive killing somebody in my life I was like there's there's no way that a game could intentionally

[00:39:07] Repric replicate that level of satisfaction Because I had built up this one side it because once again, I know I just I just picture you like as soon as this happens as soon as she's dead and like you actually get like

[00:39:24] Rewarded for her death. Yeah, I just pitched you been like oh, yeah, and you're like undying like the top button like as if you just ate a big meal And you're like what like the top of your pants go and you're like oh Yeah I'm fucking talking about

[00:39:39] Yeah, it was the last item I needed for that trophy too So I killed her and then I get the ring and then the the trophy pops and I'm like this Oh

[00:39:52] She dies she like all of your all of your items as she was holding they just all these like millions of cheese wheels pop up No, I cleared her out before that because she wouldn't stop complaining Please man, I can't hold always cheese wheels. It's so

[00:40:08] Everything she's waiting for the little Willy Wonka won't pull up if we like the Your fucking cheese wheels Litya sucks yeah, she sucks So inclusion I got a free I got a house and then I got a bitch

[00:40:25] She asked and paying an in who'd follow me around and sass me constantly. She's still my chair in my room I My chair I bet you she was sleeping in my bed somehow she Created her own will to Sleep in my bed

[00:40:43] I was funny I bet you any money that when you meet somebody now in the real world and their name is Lydia I never liked a lady there will there will be a physical reaction you're like oh

[00:40:55] Okay, I mean your name is okay. I don't know if you guys have ever watched the hand-made still But Aunt Lydia sucks. Oh, yeah, she's up She's a big old band Yeah, that's a crazy shower I think you're right

[00:41:08] Jerry, but like whenever there's been a Lydia in like a book or a movie or anything that I watched I'm like there's some me Lydia from Beetlejuice is pretty fun cool

[00:41:18] Don't worry. Yeah, she's cool. Wait. Is it a Lydia or a Lydia it's a Lydia like just Lydia I'm pretty sure But pretty sure I That's why it's like when I was talking about I'm saying this is personal

[00:41:34] It's like she affected me. Yeah, I mean my hatred for waga is just like oh like look at that guy That's like it's personal like I it was so personal that I created a narrative in my head of ways that this

[00:41:52] This AI program character that could not do the things that I was imagining Let me let me hit you with this one then all right. Yeah, and you're probably not gonna know what this is But let me tell you dude When there's a character in Final Fantasy 14, okay?

[00:42:12] Right so I mean this game spans over fucking like a decade, okay? Like you're meeting characters that are super memorable and like There's there's so much just being built up with this game story and its characters and it's an environment's and stuff

[00:42:32] And let me tell you man it got to the point with this one character I was like who gives a shit like Okay, they help you once or twice or something and then they expect you to fucking alter the course of reality to fucking help them out once

[00:42:49] To save their goddamn sister. I'm talking about vitra from fucking Final Fantasy 14 Because this goddamn dragon boy I like or vitra or whatever the fuck his name is is a vitra is it is Veter is the dragon It's the same thing Yeah, first shot like first shot

[00:43:10] Fucking kid. I want to kick this kids chaston every time I talk to him like he sucks He comes out and he's like I am the most monotone person in this whole game

[00:43:21] Please help me save my sister. She is a dragon if you have and notice all right and it's like his brother Everybody loves Raymond Who the fuck did they feed these lines to number one his daughter sucks and Hit like his character itself is just like yeah, man

[00:43:41] I hooked you up there's so many characters that hook you up through the whole fucking game He and he again doing fucking awesome shit. We're the fuck us now

[00:43:51] And we're not going back and me like hey, he and I know that you like hooked someone's but like you have any like insane Favors you'd like us to do both of whom by the way our rulers of nations

[00:44:03] So like yeah this this fucking okay Aaron let me break this dude already lost me so yeah Go ahead, okay, so here's this here's this dragon kid all right, but he's also this fucking old ass dragon cool But the

[00:44:22] Ancient dragon rules over a nation to better interact and be amongst his people without scaring them He's created a similar lacrum that is the shape of a dragon like the this version of like a dragon born Okay So he turns himself into a fucking monotone kid

[00:44:44] I'm the bread garter everybody loves Raymond Everybody's One fuck is go on Love Ray Do this quest Yeah, so like I don't know this guy sister gets captured and he's like Where where my sister got captured someone poke your eye ball out. Oh, can you please find

[00:45:10] Her eyeball cuz it's like super important or something and like make sure you close off all the fucking The the plot holes in the storyline because this is how we're gonna tie this thing up and like I liked the majority of what I played

[00:45:24] In the end walker and game like fucking bridge between Don Trail so far I think I have like one thing left to do But I don't know man this care every time this character was was on screen

[00:45:37] I just like drop my controller and was like ah Jesus fucking Christ The fucking dragon boys out again and like it was just like I was just I couldn't skip hard enough through his fucking dialogue It's like oh You skip all this dialogue

[00:45:54] Maybe yeah, maybe it's a bad to get to know him you might like them. I Want to add slightly for Context is that when Jerry first went on his rant about slash feature

[00:46:07] Like he's a player yeah, version is the name of him when he is like in the I was like Actually shocked I was like I Was like where the fuck is I was like fully like whoa like this It feels like it's going from nowhere

[00:46:27] Literally never heard of anyone yeah, you were laughing so hard because you are like so taken a bag You and Greg were both like whoa whoa whoa. Hey. What's what's the issue here? I'm like they fucked this kid Put the gun to his And then but you

[00:46:46] You're like, but I don't mind me trust and it's like put it is It's the safest Cooler and I don't know it just has a better voice actor Kids So oh my god, it's so painful listening fucking talk earlier Yeah, great that's great pick. I think

[00:47:10] That's my beef that's your chance Fried up. Oh, yeah, I hate that bitch That's your chance What you got you got anymore what yeah, I mean, I'm kind of kind of still pissed that's for off for killing a earth so I'm gonna go with that Because oh

[00:47:28] The spoiler breaks here buddy. It's just fucking like 40 year old game I'm kidding okay, I'm kidding you have if you don't know airdoth dies by now and then fucking okay go play the game But yeah, oh played a fuck what fucking could have been man like aireth like

[00:47:48] From the time you have her until she dies. She's like the best healer in the game and then I mean And the best character. Yeah, she's awesome. She's laughs. Terry Dutters is very not on that team But I mean keys wrong. I am on. I'm not I'm not

[00:48:05] Continue Aaron continue because we're got something's gonna spawn from this like That's fine, and not not just that not just like him killing aireth, but Sephroth is just fucking stupid Man like everybody's a huge the best final fantasy. Wayne villain put buff up like

[00:48:22] He's just used to the bench. He's the genetic spawn of an alien Who they killed because they experimented on it too much and he's just like They killed my mom who isn't my mom because I'm just a clone or something

[00:48:38] But he's just pissy and sassy at the world for no reason And like it's the reason why people like Sephroth is because he looks so fucking cool I think it's the fact that he looks cool and he's like yeah, I'll I'll admit

[00:48:53] He's not an an extraordinarily well written character He's a baby He's a static no more a new with the fuck he was doing with those characters though like he's a static is so fucking wild I will say how brave of you?

[00:49:09] Because I need to be said because I've also always thought like how quick he goes from like I you know And someone who like is with Shin around to defend these people to Finding out that he's not

[00:49:26] So he finds out he's a test to a baby and then immediately is like fuck the world fuck these people I my right is to reign overall of them like you flip the switch so fast He's like three days in a library and then lost his goddamn

[00:49:43] You never read a book before sir like well went to a public library one day was like Don't turn the ride one time Yeah, he's really bad That shit shit. He was like I now suddenly have mommy issues and I read a book Fuck everybody I like this

[00:50:01] I can't I'm with you he's such a little bitch He's like so cool So what and like I mean he's got a good reason Behind being so evil but still not really because it's just like like the you know You know people are like

[00:50:20] That's like the equivalent of real world of being like yeah, you were Conceived through like in vitro fertilization Like or something like that. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it's gonna fucking council later some shit

[00:50:31] That go talk or like oh you were a sperm known her baby. He's like okay go talk to a therapist like what the fuck Go talk to Reno or what are we talking to a doctor Phil go on Dr Phil Dr. Ho Joe

[00:50:47] I don't know I've got suffer off let's bring him on the stage Hey, so for all young man. How are you feeling today? Do that make fun of you at school Yeah, he did not like your long hair For your mother hit you She's done

[00:51:11] The like whole backstory for it though like it's you because if you play a dirge of service You find out like a who has actual birth mother was and that yeah like Ho Joe and her did just agree to kind of like

[00:51:24] Put Janobis cells into like one of her embryos and that's how he was born so legit He does have like his dad is Ho Joe is biological father so and You know who I think you would like though

[00:51:38] One of these days, man. I got to get you in the final fancy 14 I know what see you was like a big it's on Xbox now so I can actually play it on something that will run it. Yeah I like

[00:51:51] Do you know a lot of issues so do you know who I think you would like I think you'd like a A gentleman named Zenos oh my god fuck off you know

[00:52:00] I'm not done with my ran are you trying to like segue to something he's trying to he likes effort So much I like Sephroth. He's trying to agree

[00:52:09] I'm just I'm just it's a part bit part not bit because I'm I like Sephroth, but I have just kind of in talking with this Right you know Reminds me Sephroth a little bit Yeah, here's the thing both not well written characters however cool's fuck looking yeah

[00:52:29] Like this fuck Zenos got that cool Look at that fucking cake. He's got a hell of cake look at that orange You know what I'm gonna wait a cake He's got an ass

[00:52:44] Yeah, he's got nice and he's I don't know he's just fucking dope looking like it's super cool Same thing with Sephroth, but I get it mama issues man he's got and Like

[00:52:58] Compared to a bunch of other Final Fantasy villains like say Kafka who has like almost no backstory crazy though Yeah, he's fucking crazy like he has a character is fucking awesome. He's just Is flat out evil like no thought about it evil even a lot of people

[00:53:14] I don't I don't have him play the line of Final Fantasy 8 though to say a whole lot about Altamisia or Altamisia How do you say it? Nice a lot of people shit on Kooja from Final Fantasy 9

[00:53:25] But he's got a fucking great backstory and he's a really well written character. He's he's I guess spoiler is not official being who was supposed to be an angel of death But he's made wrong so he's they made another one to play some blah blah anyway

[00:53:39] Yeah, Sephroth. I just don't give a shit man You can remake Final Fantasy 7 like eight more times and I still wouldn't give a shit So you're like checking a lot of boxes for Beth like I feel like you're gonna be yeah

[00:53:52] You guys are gonna become best guys like Pokemon you go fucking hate Sephroth What the choices that they made with the seven rebirth and remake stuff his character and his motivations Make less sense

[00:54:06] They're nonsensical what he's doing is nonsense it drives me insane. I'm like how did you like make him worse? He's worse now and he already was boring My real mom and she's dead so like oh meteor The Willy Wonka flew to the

[00:54:36] It's like off sir fuck all the way off get out of here. You're bad motivations You're a lame backstory Yeah, he looks cool as fuck The sex and Jerry and like well Just thought you want to Bro Sempic hey crossover cross-roaching bro Sempic

[00:54:59] I'm the I forget what the fuck super pot episode it was on That was like the last one wasn't it? I was one of the name if it was Game series was a big You did that four days ago

[00:55:13] Oh my god, give me a bro job out in the denies Do they have denies in Canada? Yeah, I'll say do okay cool. Okay, so the reference hits everywhere. That's that's Reference nomin the states

[00:55:29] I'm an Iowa with all the corn unfortunately corn kid the use to form the home of slipknot Yeah, I mean yeah, they are oh and um actually culture And define yeah, um wait no Adam the vine is from He's a rep at city. I will baby

[00:55:49] And tell him what you love the Call of Adam divine. Oh, I'm not Adam loving him No, I love He actually said like on one of the episodes of this is important He was like I was getting tagged in a bunch of Adam Levine stuff

[00:56:08] He was like oh, I'm not Adam Levine Why the fuck it letter off man Yeah, who's turn is it best even another one? It's me I Hello, okay, go and You try it off of me Oh

[00:56:31] So three too many brosan pick and he's bugged ready. I was squirting those shit in my fucking retinas Your pop out the brosan pick underneath your eyeball or something yeah, yeah just like a My pick my pick is So Beth you're familiar with Dark Souls

[00:56:58] Deeply familiar, you know, well, that's what I've been saying all these years favorite combat Absolutely Right I I get it but demon souls I need it more Right on the I'm exactly yep so Elden ring

[00:57:19] What diamond souls okay, Dark Souls. Yes, they all have a character that is I can know you're gonna talk about reoccurring This the last I guess kind of guess yeah, is it patches? I'm gonna call it because I was Yeah, man tingle from fucking Dark Souls Oh

[00:57:54] Yeah patches he's he's a real son of a bitch and He's the best it's my favorite character Like the first time you meet him in demon souls. He's just like hey

[00:58:05] What you go down there and get those things just treasure down there and you're like I'm fucking believe this guy Not for second and then then you're like oh wait door-able

[00:58:15] Maybe maybe he's not fucking around and as soon as you get close to like go look a cutscene starts and he's just like yeah

[00:58:22] Just a little closer and then he fucking bootfucks you awful a cliff down in the like a pit and then he's like sorry about that I'll be taking your things and then he fucks off and he's ground find out

[00:58:36] Yeah, he reoccurred through the through demon souls like you see him again He's like really sorry about that Can I make it up to you and he gives you something but then he fucks you over again

[00:58:48] Like no matter how many times you see this motherfucker. He's gonna fuck you over You think at some point in time that's like the sh- Fill me one shame on you fill me. He always has shit that you need

[00:58:59] Like it's like you need to get it and then he's like thank you very much, and then you fucking kick you off another cliff and then Cliffs and this sounds like a There's so many cliffs so many cliffs. That's a very cliffy game Cliffs yeah, it's a Betrayals

[00:59:21] Oh, that's a good one Yeah, he's a very it patches is very landscape not a very poor dude at all He like he's a piece of shit and they brought him back an Elden ring

[00:59:38] And he's like the way that he how can I phrase this without getting canceled The way that he He's always in the certain stance He's a tour lawyer first to see you To the super goes lawyer

[00:59:57] Put it this way he looks like he is trying to shoot the cover of a Rap album And he's like really really low to the ground and kind of like doing like a hard squad Yeah, he's squatting the shit out of them glutes What is this?

[01:00:17] Patches xx x Yeah, and yeah, he's just always fucking in these games and he's always such a piece of shit, but for whatever reason like I always end up Falling for his Tom Fulery There That really seems like something you should have learned like no offense

[01:00:40] I know what he's going to do, but I want his things Good is there any way at all possible to get his things or does he always? Yeah, you do hope her

[01:00:51] Do go home. There's like a whole thing like if you go through with like his whole quest line thing If him kicking you down like wells and sure The f*** drowning you were something

[01:01:06] Is that the quest line come back here now for a second I have something to show you He's just waterboarding you and shit Do you put some fucking firecracker in your pocket? I love it. In your pocket. Are you gonna sleep your ass me too? Oh, yeah

[01:01:23] He's f***ing that make you a Chinese lantern wish out wait Oh, we got no motor look that way go over that he buckles close your brains up and you're not looking So The fuck it must get just like Yeah, wow A little rascal

[01:01:45] Yeah, we'll suck a bitch real knucklehead Like personally make sure they were Yes, no good. Oh my god Don't like it. Oh back over to you Beth. How do you feel about Tifa?

[01:01:58] I want to feel better yet why don't we do it too for one to say let's talk about Tifa and Jill Jill about one time. No, I like to know she loves Jill Valentine like Joel No Jill whatever the hell are last names from Final Fantasy 16. I I

[01:02:26] This is what happens she goes to talk about fucking Tifa or Jill and it goes she turns manic She says be like So like with Lydia it's like there was like there's like legit High school gym Things they would ever but like my level level of like

[01:02:54] Absolute disdain I have Vertifa and Jill is unreasonable. Who do you hate more Tifa? Absolutely Tifa because there's so many years of it and I think that given 20 years I'm still gonna have to listen to people defend and talk about not defend just a door Tifa

[01:03:22] But I bet you most people are gonna forget Jill existed and as they showed because she was a Not you but and I you may like Jill but 20 years from now journey when you're thinking about Final Fantasy

[01:03:34] You're gonna talk about Tifa. You're not gonna talk about Jill the general public She's gonna wash away in time and that's deserved She deserves to be forgotten and Yes But I laughing because my like actual dislike for these two characters as I said is like so

[01:04:02] unreasonable and also I'm really glad that most people this is the to be you guys are special look I've never on camera special little physical reactions but When I okay Hopefully tell What was that thing that you guys were on that I watched you guys talk about

[01:04:27] Oh, the network special. I see you on the TV You guys posted a lot of the thing and I decided I was gonna listen and Jerry's thanks me for watching after But I don't remember what I was oh, that was the first spot network special

[01:04:41] Yeah, okay the Nintendo Direct thing man team and the D-Rick one of I don't die Recto Do you promise that the people who were on with you are not gonna listen to this? Huh Would you talk about

[01:05:00] One of them had a chill picture behind me and I hated it Oh, is that frack maybe No, I don't think it was the rack because I got a bunch of Dragon on a PlayStation he wouldn't know in a PlayStation Don't like anything to do with Sony

[01:05:21] I love you, sir. I love you buddy It was too sad and then I was like well, I know I know what this man does not like And must be it maybe was bill bill must have had one

[01:05:34] Was probably behind him. I believe one of them had chill Every time every time he talked and I had to look at the Jill picture I scoffed and rolled my off Oh my god, I really fucking already like

[01:05:47] I like agreed with a lot of the stuff he said I think my favorite game of all time is Kingdom Hearts and you're like I was I was that's my I'm talking unreasonable

[01:05:59] I was watching a TikTok once if someone's talking but they're like top 10 favorite games of all time They're like four favorite game was like final fantasy seven rebirth And I was like trash the opinion man this person has no taste

[01:06:12] Fucking hate this and their number one favorite game of all time was Kingdom Hearts and I was like well I screwed myself on that one That's about my great Maybe they're not that stupid. I was like

[01:06:27] Still not like this it's like me with walk up when I finally smoke weed with him Yeah, yeah, I just you know what dude maybe

[01:06:35] I would listen fucking white shell necklace, okay? Maybe maybe he's kind of a bro. I think here's here's the big thing is that I think Both Jill and Tifa are ultimately underwhelmingly poorly written

[01:06:53] Characters they're both are very one-dimensional in their motivations and what they do throughout the story There's like no real Personal like I don't feel anything from them other than oh my god my boyfriend and The amount of love that they then receive for existing drives me insane

[01:07:19] I can't do it. I hate it. Yes, Jerry you should look away in shame and I'm like I get it their well designs And they look they're very attractive real good luck really good looking I

[01:07:37] Love Jill's hair. I think she has beautiful hair and her character design is amazing She has zero personality She's pleasant Both So boring and it's like that's your and in Like in 16 it's like that's your fucking character that walks around with you all the time

[01:08:00] She has no personality the dog has more personality than she does it's So nice she really tore a lot of this no turtle's amazing because turtle reacts to things in the environment and she doesn't

[01:08:11] And I just I can't I can't stand how boring she is and I don't like how just like I said they're very both of them I find very flat very one-dimensional and I think they just constantly exist to be like Clive cloud shut the fuck up Anyways, I

[01:08:28] And then and then then you go online and everyone's like oh my god, I love them. I'm like why? Why there's nothing to love the boobs in hair And I guess that's what degree but so fucking talk about it like they're just don't defend them

[01:08:47] Don't defend them when I say their shit Good Just maybe you want to welcome and I'm like I get it And then we can move on But like I can't I'll take a tree some with Tifa and several please and I'll be I'll be done

[01:09:05] Anyways, it drives me in the city and the amount of like people who will Fertilete defend them there will be so much good hair in that room

[01:09:13] Yeah, too and everybody will be popping their tops off. Yeah, and from like a purely like wow these are good looking people I get it but like they're just not well written characters and they both are from games that get so much praise and love

[01:09:28] When I love the ones that everybody I love the final meeting Everybody hates Everyone fucking shit on them and shit on the characters I love and the characters that I do believe are well written and then I have to let's look like Tifa and Joe

[01:09:43] Phonominal I like get the fuck out of you guys I'm not I'm not even like disagreeing with I'm in in in in in to a tuna Stand like you like those characters are they like the most it like

[01:09:55] Expressively written fucking characters with yeah, insanely good backstories. No, it's it's like it's fine It's like pretty generic backstories. I mean if I if I go back as far as to be like hey man I'll talk about a fucking well written character look at Malo

[01:10:14] I'm super Mario RPG and that's a fucking character I just like A lot of bad story More than to them In in in in rebirth they have the opportunity to like kind of really Show and flesh of her character more every single flashback that she has clouds there

[01:10:37] And I'm like okay, so we still cannot move away from the fact that the only thing she's ever cared about And has ever motivated her and her entire goddamn fucking life is

[01:10:45] She needed that cloud and she wasn't in the spot until she got it. Oh my hate her I can't stand there grow personality like please by the way like let's be real here like

[01:10:58] Cloud ain't packing okay, but not worth it. I don't know why all these honey is a fucking trip and over cloud I agree Not pack Isn't that a pass? There's definitely no fucking there's no excess with men's butts

[01:11:13] There's no beef in them gills. There's no horsey to a metal no portrait What I'm the fuck yeah, but I Also don't think clouds that great but like I think that

[01:11:29] Like cloud I just I want it also say I just think that a little bit of is it is like I just so often in Especially JRPGs they have really phenomenal stories a lot of times not all the times

[01:11:42] But I like their stories like their themes they deal with they do care some of the characters Exceptionally well, but like the way they write women A lot of the time I just can't That's where I

[01:11:59] Well kind of got better at it though with like final fantasy nine They they wrote dagger really really well. I don't know. She's cool. Yeah The dagger's cool Final fantasy nine is very poetic and like Shakespearean Yeah, so except for Amoran though like Like I love it

[01:12:19] This argument before was like this guy is just like a fucking nothing burger. What's he he would there? Yeah, they didn't do any like he's great like Sorry for the scientific yeah, he's great like in-game and like combat wise been storing there

[01:12:34] Well, like he joins you because he's the feel like sedan Yeah, that's a but Yes, do you ever play Final Fantasy? I believe played I've I fully played the bad ones other than It's like two Two was my favorite for a very long time

[01:12:51] Okay, I can't believe you just act about Two was I it too was Like two was like the fourth or fifth Final Fantasy that I ever played and I could not get over how funny

[01:13:03] I found it I had so much fun playing that game because I couldn't stop laughing and the Overall design was batshit and you

[01:13:15] Be at like a level you'd be an area where everything was level 10 and you'd walk like one pixel to the left and then you're fighting something that's level 79 That's it out laughing Oh, hard I loved that game um Yeah, so I played to 13 I played 10 to

[01:13:36] I was pretty cool. Yeah, that's it people should not abandon bad. It's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, I liked it. I played 15 I played dirge of servers Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna play that no shit

[01:13:50] dirge of surbresses actually kind of cool because you can customize your guns with like different gun bodies and different materials to make different kinds of guns True that I'm not bad. Yeah, yeah, I

[01:14:01] From what I played so far I was like this isn't like an awful game this isn't the game I hate it on it. I tried three and fully like Give up three three is okay the beginning is such a grind Like Final Fantasy six three No like the

[01:14:24] I three three three three. Yeah, the one they remade on DS like they got 3D because I buy so I bought Final Fantasy two three and four like on for PSP Like when they did those really release of like the actual

[01:14:43] You know one through four on they put them on like PSP Um So I played them on PSP like fucking God damn years ago at this point But yeah, so I played those and then yeah 15 and then I played 14 is I think

[01:15:03] 14 is probably the only one that I've played that is like Actually good like as a universally like Cause like 14's a different breed 14 different yeah, I like that's My favorites are 13 and 15 And I know that's controversial but this is and people will be like well best

[01:15:29] You're telling me Luna Freha Doesn't get you to hate her as much as Jill or Tifa and I say no because they know they couldn't write her very well So she's not in the game so I don't have to deal with her

[01:15:44] No one thinks Luna Freha is a well-written character and they the game knew that so she's not there so I'm not bothered by her because It's not in my fucking face all the time Yeah, speaking about in my face all the time Aaron

[01:16:02] He'll be another throw me another I'm right up there. I'm like then this is your fan. I'm like I'm right there. So is up my shit It's crazy Well Dude say it with your whole chest. Yeah, let's say it The poor key slash pokey minch holy shit

[01:16:22] Fucking angry yeah It's supposed to be a fucking bro I Just threw a bag just throw a tarp in my glass fuck oh drink it drink it be a bro Part of no don't drink it, please Yeah, so yeah, oh It's just stuck I Never played the first

[01:16:41] Fuck the first I'm gonna see you more now I'm seeing what Guado. I've never played the fourth world I feel like I'm not All this kind of sort Yeah, but you'd be I'm dealing with a two-to-four One who Fucking no

[01:17:02] I've never played the first earthbound, so I forget if there's like a pokey or porkey in that game. But I played Earthbound and then Mother 3 and from I just I hate boys pokey and Earthbound but I always call them porkey because that's what he isn't in Mother 3.

[01:17:19] I hate him as a character. He's just basically just fat, cowardly, stuff. I don't think he's selfish. And that means he's crazy. Why do I hate him because he's pretty diabetic, no way. This cowardly lazy, he's like spoiled because his parents are rich.

[01:17:39] Like is Dad a super rich and he's just a piece of shit all around. Like when it's beginning to burst down you he's in your party for a little bit kind of

[01:17:48] because like during combat, it's like hides behind you or cries or tries to run away from an enemy or something. So it's just nest beating the shit on talks and croaks with the batter. Yeah, as children you know aren't doing to do. That's Earthbound animal abuse the game.

[01:18:08] Please don't assume you're pita. I'm dumb just it's not I'm just spikful crows all over the place. Crow beat up trash cans and. Oh. Yeah. I'm acid. Yes, it. But yeah, support.

[01:18:25] Yeah, and then he leaves your party because you find his brother this whole purpose for even like coming with you for a little while. Because like oh, I got to find my brother. I'm going to get in trouble. Like, nest help me find my brother.

[01:18:36] Even though you'll do all the work for me and then he find his brother. He's like, all thanks bitch and they go, runs back home. And then he didn't actually say that. He just these like, they should help me find my brother. He does say that.

[01:18:49] You know, I watch their speedrunner to and pretty sure that's exactly what he says. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, and as you fucking bitch. You fucking slime a bitch. Yeah. But so yeah, you for anytime you find him again later in the game.

[01:19:03] Well, basically he gets in trouble for losing his brother when you do. You get porky house. No, just like at the beginning of the game. You go with poor kid to go find his brother because I forgot to mention that his brother gets lost whatever.

[01:19:17] But then you get his brother back or he gets in trouble. And then any other time you're seeing him in the rest of the game, he just fucking flat out hates Nescaz because you got him in trouble. Basically, and he's doing all the stuff.

[01:19:32] You can help find it. If we need help find this brother, but like I mean, you got him in trouble. Because he lost his brother in the first place on the wall. That's from Lydia energy. Yeah. And because of how much he hates Nes.

[01:19:45] Because of how much he loves cake. So kids, being fuck a sugar. This is how much he hates Nes and like how the guy who says evil presence is spread throughout the world. He just becomes increasingly evil as the game goes on. You know what's funny?

[01:20:01] I don't mean to cut you off. But I always find it funny when people are like, Earth probably is just like a fun little happy. What's funny is like, are you fucking serious? I guess you did fuck it.

[01:20:14] It's so fucking warped and dark and messed up on the surface. It just looks like a regular ass fucking coloring book in game. But like you get into that game and it's like, Oh, this is fucked up. Like where did the beginning of the game?

[01:20:31] When you bring porkey and his brother back to their parents house. Like you hear his his like parents talk in the porkey and they're like, basically it's senior waiting like channel abuse. They're going to beat you with a belt or something like that.

[01:20:44] Or I'm going to get the belt out or something like that. Like it's holy shit. That's a lot. It's a lot crazy. Yeah, it's the same. What's the final boss of one of them? Like, Oh, the final boss is. I guess like a little fetus looking.

[01:20:58] Yeah, it was like isn't it like a like a like a like a portion thing? They never confirmed it. Okay. Whatever. They tell you would never confirm that. They're like, there's a lot of strong evidence. Yeah. Basically throughout the game, you'll counter. Like, and that's what we do.

[01:21:17] And basically the whole the whole purpose of the game, like the whole point is nest and his friends, Paula Jeff and Poo, Hop who they're basically going along and getting these eight melodies. What's in these eight melodies?

[01:21:31] They're going to confront Gai Gess play song to the new on the. Really walk a flute. Not never, they would, I don't know what the fuck is. So the MLD is played with playing in front of Gai Gess. Basically just to get Gai Gess's ass.

[01:21:45] I'm guy with the power of song with the power of friendship. So, um, yeah, because because of Porky being evil, he loves Gai Gess now and Porky stops you like every turn. Anytime you almost get to kill Porky or like stop him from doing anything.

[01:22:03] He runs away like he runs away in a helicopter. You fight him in this like robot spider thing toward the end of earthbound where he teams up with Gai Gess. But yeah, then he gets away. He like warps through time or some shit at like time and space.

[01:22:20] And then you see him again and he's like the main villain of mother three. And his appearance is super altered because of how he's traveled through space and time. Like his hair is gray. He's like the body of an old man in a kid's body essentially.

[01:22:38] Oh, it's pretty. So it's so child size but like. Like a filament button kind of thing. People don't like there's not enough people that know about earthbound. Like people know what earthbound is. But I need everybody to play earthbound because like earthbound and mother three are

[01:22:56] fucking incredible RPGs. Especially mother three like it's all. It's insanely good. Yeah, I feel like there's a reason why people who really like earthbound also like a morey. Oh my god. I've heard of that. I'm pretty worried. Really. It's so good.

[01:23:15] I about teared up on the happy ending man. It's so good. Yeah. I think you told me about that. I think it might have. It's a very depressing game. It's a pretty good ending though. That's this happy as fuck. I'm just going to get the right ending Jerry.

[01:23:32] Yeah, it's getting the right ending Jerry. Look, I play a game straight through. I see those credits and I'm like. You could probably have the happy ending then it sets kind of dark. As long as you kind of pick your brain a little bit. You'll get it.

[01:23:48] Like I'm not pointing out in fucking stellar blade. Greg was like, you got to do all this fucking lily shit so that you can unlock like this level that you can. And I'm almost at the point now. I'm like, I'm not going to do that.

[01:23:58] I'm not going to beat the game because I could see the last place. I'm pulling right there. I can fucking get the credits. I'm going to see those credits and I'm going to go. It's time for urge tree. That's what's going to happen.

[01:24:10] Jerry doesn't find joy in playing games. Yes, I do. You just want to turn it down. He's like, boil it down to like this formula that's like crying and Beth say I have a problem. We do.

[01:24:23] There's a there's a an ongoing joke that I have a problem and that I'm obsessed with getting those beats. There's nothing wrong with that, especially if you're just trying to get through again, my guess but I so I don't normally do a lot of side stuff.

[01:24:46] Unless it's like, I mean, I did a lot of shit in Ellen ring and I had a lot of shit in the back of my head. I'm like, here's the kingdom and breath of the wild but like I don't normally. I don't do a lot of side stuff.

[01:24:56] Like any time there's side question, I'm like, I'm not doing that. He just wants to get the juice out of everything and then you go even care about any of the other stuff. He just is like, this isn't about the side dishes.

[01:25:08] This is it out enjoying a meal. I'll take the black tar heroin right now and just skip the fucking for 200 days. Okay, like I'll just go straight to that. Yeah, Jason. No floor play. It's yeah. I was right fucking for it.

[01:25:29] I popped up, broke that pick and he's ready. He's ready. Now that's the only point to be here. I got four bros and mixing me. You know what time it is better get them lifts on that pillow case because it's going in dry. And he's talking to Sephora.

[01:25:50] And you know, Zenos and Okay, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, No, no, guys, okay, that's how a good ratio. I think it's three. No, it's your like that.

[01:26:02] No, let's do three dudes one check and fucking, let's get her airtight. Oh, I did me for that to come out. Oh, my god. Did you wait? Yeah, well here we are. Okay, holy shit. Just a couple of chuckle fucks here. You know, working mid-shrite.

[01:26:29] I had no part of this. I didn't even get this. Had the end of mother three, you almost get them again. And then he's like, nope. And he slips into this device called the, It's got a really stupid name. It's the, the aborter. No, it's not entirely safe.

[01:26:50] Or like, um, I'm gonna look at an absolutely safe capsule is what it's called. Where like, it's the stupidest thing. Like nobody can get into it from the outside. And there's no way to get back. There's no way to get out of it from the inside.

[01:27:09] So you're completely safe. You can't leave it and no one can come in. That's what you need to start calling your pants. I'm so excited. I hope so. No one would come in here again. And I actually would love to know your door,

[01:27:25] but I should be like absolutely safe capsule. But it's just like that level of like, why did you say that if it is? Why did you say it? It's not only safe. It's absolutely safe. So you would say, I'm saying you have to play these games.

[01:27:43] You have to, you would enjoy the just how well written these. I don't think is it free. It's absolutely free. You can have so, literally free. You can, that's what, that's so sketchy. But there, that's, you can totally cut this out. But very quick side note.

[01:28:01] I, my cousin had his like friend over and they were hammered. And then I came up over the stairs like 2 am. And they both were like, stop. And I was like, what? And like we need to ask you a question. I was like, okay.

[01:28:15] And then his friend who I had literally just met was like, do I make you feel comfortable? And I was like, whoa. What did he say in question to ask that media that makes me uncomfortable? Yeah, that's pretty red flaggy. And I was like, I was like,

[01:28:32] Do I make you feel comfortable? It was the next, if you were like, up into this point. Yes. And he's like, okay, takes a shirt off. He's like, how about now? I told him I was literally like, I make you uncomfortable. Yeah. I wasn't doing make you uncomfortable.

[01:28:47] Like it wasn't me. You know, I think of someone's like, do I make you uncomfortable? You can take that as like a genuine reflection of action to have someone go, do I make you feel comfortable? I was like, not right now. Super creepy.

[01:29:04] And this is where it goes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, okay, before this particular moment in time. Yes. The way comfortable for earlier, when you were very portrait, but now you're landscape. Very landscape vibes coming from you right now, bro.

[01:29:24] But that's the whole, that's the idea of the, this is totally as super safe. Like whatever the fuck. Yeah, absolutely safe capsule. It's like, I could, if you were like, this is a capsule that is safe. Okay, maybe, but calling it the absolutely safe capsule.

[01:29:41] What do we immediately make me feel safe? Walk as a soul. So, like no one can get into it from the outside and no one can get out of it from the inside. That's why it's absolutely safe. Could you imagine?

[01:29:55] You can imagine if this guy was like exactly. If he was like, do I make you comfortable? If you were like, yes, it would be like, do I make you absolutely like, you're crazy behavior. But yeah, they were just really junk and he was trying to ask,

[01:30:11] it was a sincere question. But it was like, it's the same vibe of like, yeah, that was the, I'm gonna try that with somebody. Sometimes see how it goes. Crazy. Just come on for something like, oh, make you comfortable. Thanks.

[01:30:25] We work on them when they were six bucks. I was like, this is such an insane, a scene, and it just insane energy. Like, you're what you mean of. Beth, the next time I come to visit,

[01:30:34] as soon as I see a stop right at the top of the stairs, you got to walk. No. Beth, wait. Do I would get into an Uber and why I would not look back again. You did that. I know. But at the last time, because you were terrified

[01:30:49] that I was going to ask you for a... Yeah. Why was it here by the, I was going to ask you hug. I was like, we've spent an hour together before you left. This is a sufficient enough. Goodbye. We've done the pleasantries. I was literally like,

[01:31:02] I turned around. I was like, yeah, so I think I just kind of, oh, okay. See you on your way back. No, I'm over there. It was like so sick. Why, who does that? Because you, why? I don't get it. I don't think I'm saying it to me.

[01:31:20] I just thought it was hilarious. Yeah. I gave you the word goodbye. Yeah. I appreciate it. Bye. There we go. I literally was like looking down the one side of the street and I was like in mid-conversation. Like, yeah, I think I got to go that way.

[01:31:36] But I guess you're Uber is going to be here. And I turn around. I'm literally seeing her arm out like the fucking Uber goes. I'm waving and then just... by which when gone. When Jerry told, I thought it was a normal interaction.

[01:31:51] And then when Jerry told me about it afterwards, he was like you didn't even look back. I was like what? He was like, you didn't even look back. Why would I do that? Me want the Greg. We're like fucking hugging like bros on the bus.

[01:32:07] I saw bros on the bus. I saw bros on the bus. I saw bros on the bus. See where man. See where man. Like hugging it out. And the bath scene that was like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. He's going to try to fucking do that. To me fuck.

[01:32:19] No, I like like we had spent an hour and a half. A unicorn cafe? It was pleasant. And it was nice. And it was very much a goodbye. It was an hour and a half long goodbye. Holy, what the anime? At the unicorn cafe. And a fucking noodles.

[01:32:36] And what was the thing that you had? I have really good weird french fries. Oh yeah. There were really long fries. Were they like the Yam fries? No. They were like regular potato fries. They were insanely long. And they were kind of really crispy and clean.

[01:32:50] Like a dim or something? I didn't have the dip. You liked it. That's awesome. It was really good. Was it the first time you had bubble tea? Yeah. Yeah, I got you to have bubble tea. No it was good. Oh yeah. Both of you. Are you kidding me?

[01:33:04] Are you kidding me? Is it peach? Yes. Oh yeah. It's the only type of bubble tea I've had since. So yes, it definitely was. Yeah. Well, we swash a lot of beef here today. Ladies and gentlemen, thought of squash and beef over here.

[01:33:25] I'm just full of beef squash and just the love squash man. I love squash. I love beef. I love red wine. I love red wine. I love being uncomfortable. I love being absolutely comfortable. Yeah. It's good to play. You're not. You feel absolutely. Why make you feel comfortable?

[01:33:46] Oh, yeah. I was grossed my eyes. They're so fucking beating it. I'm like, I'm like, I've ever seen your eyes naked like that. Look at us. Look at them naked. It's separate. Oh my god dude, when you posted those pictures of you from back and like fucking 2007.

[01:34:08] Was it so? Because you're fucking emo haircut. I had that fucking haircut. I was so fucking cool doing the whole thing. Were you like looked to one side and like me? I'm feeling like that was every fucking photo. I looked this way and said, look at the camera.

[01:34:22] I'm so fucking edgy. Oh man. Who did happen? Who's like in our, well actually, I don't know how old you are. Fair enough. I can do right now. Greg and not go through any more. I was 33. I was going to be like everyone. But like Jerry's ancient. So.

[01:34:42] You're, you're like 30. Really? Yeah. I'm not even 37 yet. He's been. I'll know you. 46. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, no, that's not bad. Yeah, ancient. Don't listen to it. I was like, I, I, I just turned 30 like two weeks ago.

[01:35:00] But um, it was more when I was like, yeah, thank you. I took a medially new and started like giving me video recommendations that were like, oh, when you're 30's I'm like my birthday song here. It's very creepy that you know that I now know.

[01:35:16] Videos that other 30 year old since surely. I got people grinding sausage and shit. Two days before my birthday, the TikToks were like, you're also in your 20s or whatever. And then the day after my birthday was like, for those new year 30s,

[01:35:35] I was like, how did you know? That's fucked. What was it that, uh, what was it that Kitrink said when the Jamie said on our episode, you said something about, uh, I haven't seen the option. I don't know. That was you.

[01:35:48] You have never, yeah, Aaron has never seen the ocean, by the way. Oh, I was wrong. I'm not. Yeah, I'm really ocean. Look on the map. I'm an iron. I'm a trap. I'm a hero out. I'm not really a located.

[01:36:06] I told him that his parishionage is brought in a lake Michigan, I'm like, that's it. That's the closest ocean. The closest ocean is like 18 hours away. And I'm not about to commit to that long of a dry. That's nuts. I, it's, but like, it's just, it's crazy.

[01:36:22] I know because we, We've, we're surrounded by it. It's like well, being land like the mean you have to, you're not allowed to leave. But it's so far away. It'd be different. It'd be different if I lived in like California or like New York,

[01:36:36] or even like New Hampshire or something. Or I was near the coast. I was in the west and the middle. I was in the middle. I was in the middle. I was in the middle. You were your family. What? Your entire life has never even been like,

[01:36:47] I'm going to travel to a beach for vacation. What? We were 10. That's the core for that. That's besides the point. That's not, that's not the thing I was getting out. I was getting out of that. She said that after, after, Jamie said that after, after 40,

[01:36:59] your warranty runs out. But we're not full. We're not full. We're all there. Get in there. It's creeping up. I, lately, I feel like after fucking 25, you're warranty runs. I agree. I, like, you get 25 and you just start to decay. Like, yeah. Yeah.

[01:37:19] Like a barely jump on the trampoline anymore, dude. My hip has not been the same and I don't know why. Yeah. What? So. I don't know. I don't know. I tripled. No. I think that I just turned, like, I hit 25 turned after

[01:37:34] and then my hip, the joint, just whatever. Your hip is hard. Oh, hey, what are we going to get rid of this part that holds all this together real quick? Yeah. It's a real quick. Whatever. Stop it from being in pain all the time was like, weak, weak.

[01:37:50] I don't know. Ouch. Well. I guess. Well. Well. I guess that'll, uh, that'll wrap things up nicely here today. Aaron, it was a pleasure having you join us on Super Ghost Row once again. Or the pleasure of boiling my crabs here and

[01:38:12] squash boiling boiling might be for whenever the fuck we do. Well, you're beef. Yeah. Everybody get out there. Please boil your beef. Make sure you stuff it into those gills. Yeah. Don't need it raw. You can eat a raw. I just make sure it boils.

[01:38:26] It's going to get a good beef boiling recipe on Tik Tok and have had it. Get rid of that bacteria. Best thanks for, uh, Thanks for showing up. Yeah. Greg shout out to Greg who's on the okay right now. Love you, buddy. No, he's not rip Greg.

[01:38:45] Greg is not rip Greg yet. Rusty. I don't know if that's what you say when they're on the rescue. He just does. He just does. He just does. Rusty Niagara Falls. Yeah. Here goes Newton Land. You can fucking cringes body. You just do a lot of stuff. Yeah.

[01:39:03] I have a lot of stuff. Okay. We can just use the ocean. God. I don't think we can go. That's good. But yeah. If you want more of us, we're on the super pod network along with many other folks. And Aaron, of course.

[01:39:18] And I are doing super pod saga. And it's not... Not a secret anymore. I'm the co-hosts this host. Are that there's retro rehab? retro rehab where we talk about retro things and one day Beth will come on and she will

[01:39:35] profess her love for the Kingdom Heart series. Is that a retro? Are you kidding me? Can I do it? Of course it is. That was four years ago. Okay, um we'll talk about your huge I guess. Yeah, you go fun. I'll just sit there like this.

[01:39:58] Hey, you know Jerry was your favorite hand trap. Porcelain. Okay. Yeah sure. I yeah again once again you just speak in fucking Indonesian and Korean at the same time and making a new language. Oh, it's thunder again. So I'm trying to link you all. Is that the

[01:40:20] multilingual? Triple-angle. Triple-angle. I know language. Portrait-lingual. Yeah, yeah. And of course if you want some more supergirls radio you can get us on Twitter at Supergirls Radio and Instagram at Supergirls Radio and on Twitch which at some point maybe we'll hop back on there

[01:40:41] and play more Resident Evil. Resident Evil is called Veronica took the good out of me so I haven't had a lot of having that a lot of ambition to get back on there and do that but

[01:40:51] yes, really nice. And of course check out the SuperPod network for all things cool. Until next time we will see you later. Say bye. Say why make you uncomfortable. But thank you. No, let me tell you about you know Scientology.

[01:41:50] Oh hell yeah. No, it's just because you gotta have that fucking that shot of like your seal because it's always like some crazy people on tick. Oh, it's always this shot. Yes. Yes, this shot right here.

[01:42:02] This is the shot on tick that was like okay so let me tell you about how Ozebuk is fucking killing people and giving kids autism. Did you guys hear about what happened in 2020 with the vaccines? The picture between all of us and we're all gonna die in five.

[01:42:20] Love chips. He was going to happen in this post. It was supposed to happen two years ago but it didn't it will happen five years from now if it doesn't happen five years from now it's like autistic asleep or ancient. So what's that so where?

[01:42:39] Say something like helping your crunch wrap and like do do do do like autism activated. Exactly you hit three years old. Cause you know what's worse than having polio is happening.