Episode 183: World of Tanks Blitz - Hungry Games

[00:00:12] Your new girl sleeping. Going wide. She takes up 100% of the house. Yeah, your dog is as big as my dog. She's so fucking big, dude. I've never had a dog this big. I don't know if you remember Poopy when we were in high school, but she was Molly's size. Like, she's literally- Yeah, Poopy was an ant. That's the biggest problem. I'm calling her Luna. Her name was Nala before. She's not reacting to either of those.

[00:00:39] But because her name is changing all the time. But- Was that the shelter name or where'd you get her? Or are you saving that for the pod?

[00:00:46] No, the shelter name was something completely different. I mean, we're in the pod at this point, but the shelter name was different than- So I got it from my mom and my sister and her- and my sister's kids named her Nala. I think like from the Lion King?

[00:01:01] Lion King, yeah. That's a Lion King character, right? But the problem is that it's too close to Molly. So I would say like Molly or Nala and they'd both think I'd talk about her.

[00:01:09] And they'd both come to me and I'm like, this is obnoxious. I already see the problem with this. So I gotta change the name. But she's just not reacting to Luna at all. It is- I don't know how to train dogs at all. I really don't.

[00:01:20] The clickers work surprisingly well, if you've ever seen those.

[00:01:24] A what? Like- A clicker?

[00:01:26] Like the thing that counts numbers?

[00:01:28] No, well, kind of. It's just like a small little box that has like a spring in it, kind of. And you just like press down the little metal piece and it goes like click-click really loud.

[00:01:38] And like if you just- you can like train them to be like, every time you hear the click, you get a treat.

[00:01:43] And then you almost use it like a dog remote for like training different behaviors.

[00:01:47] Like the second they like do something you want, like fetching the ball, you can be like click.

[00:01:52] And they're like, hell yeah, that's exactly- it's the achievement ding for them.

[00:01:57] But it's like nothing makes that clicking noise except for the clicker.

[00:02:00] Oh, fuck yeah. I need the opposite of that.

[00:02:02] I need a punishment clicker.

[00:02:04] Because that's my problem is I don't know how to punish dogs.

[00:02:07] I'm too timid.

[00:02:09] And so Nala- or Luna, goddammit, I gotta get used to it too.

[00:02:13] Luna's like- she bullies Molly.

[00:02:17] Like for real just bullies Molly.

[00:02:18] So Molly gets up and she's like, hey, hey dad, I wanna be near you.

[00:02:22] And Luna's like, nah, we're gonna fight now.

[00:02:26] And then they just- they don't like fight-fight, but they just wrestle.

[00:02:29] But I'm just like, I can see this being a problem.

[00:02:31] Like, it seems like Luna kinda doesn't want Molly to be near me for some reason.

[00:02:37] Hmm, weird.

[00:02:38] And so I'm just training her out of that.

[00:02:40] Yeah.

[00:02:42] Yeah, I don't think it's a huge deal.

[00:02:44] I mean, and when they fight, it is like insane.

[00:02:47] Like they are going sicko mode.

[00:02:48] Like Molly is like jumping off of the ottoman, like from the fucking top rope.

[00:02:52] Like people's elbow onto Nala.

[00:02:54] Like it's- and then Nala just like pushes her over and she's just like-

[00:02:57] I'm like, what? You guys are fucking nuts.

[00:02:59] But they're like doing the- they're like- it doesn't look like they're fighting.

[00:03:03] Like they're not like aggressively barking or anything.

[00:03:06] They're like doing the fucking- the move that dogs do.

[00:03:09] Or it's like, you're never gonna catch them again.

[00:03:12] Yeah.

[00:03:14] They literally- like- like Nala- or Luna will fucking chase Molly around me.

[00:03:20] Like they'll run in circles around me.

[00:03:22] And I'm just like, I don't know what to do.

[00:03:23] Like they're running so fast.

[00:03:26] If they run you faster, a whirlwind will happen.

[00:03:28] But she is dumb.

[00:03:29] And suck you up.

[00:03:31] She-

[00:03:32] Luna is so fucking smart, but at the same time just so dumb.

[00:03:36] Like she is smart in the ways that Molly is dumb.

[00:03:38] And then she's dumb in the ways that Molly is smart.

[00:03:40] Like when I walk them both, like Luna just has no-

[00:03:45] No understanding of what the leash is.

[00:03:47] Like just doesn't understand.

[00:03:48] And so like Luna will go around the pole and just be like, okay, I guess I'm just-

[00:03:55] I'm never moving again.

[00:03:56] I guess that's it.

[00:03:57] Yeah.

[00:03:58] Or like the- the- the leash will go under her arm.

[00:04:01] And she's just like, I guess I'm just limping for the rest of my life.

[00:04:03] I don't understand.

[00:04:04] And Molly like runs underneath her.

[00:04:07] Like it's fucking Need for Speed.

[00:04:08] You know that seed in fucking Need for Speed where they go underneath the 18-wheeler?

[00:04:12] Like she does that shit constantly.

[00:04:14] Oh, it's like-

[00:04:15] So when they go around a pole, like Nala will stop.

[00:04:19] She'll just be like, oh shit, something's wrong.

[00:04:20] I'm just gonna stop.

[00:04:21] And then Molly understands the pole.

[00:04:23] So she's never- she never goes around the wrong way.

[00:04:26] But then she's impatient.

[00:04:28] So she's like pulling me as I'm trying to like fix Nala's fucking-

[00:04:32] Or Lana- it doesn't matter.

[00:04:33] I'm fucking- their name's up.

[00:04:36] It's fucking wild though.

[00:04:38] But I am stressed out.

[00:04:39] Because I'm worried they're gonna fight.

[00:04:40] I'm like waiting for them to fight.

[00:04:42] Because I know that's what happens with dogs sometimes.

[00:04:45] They'll be fine.

[00:04:46] Anyway.

[00:04:48] Yeah.

[00:04:48] Let's get started.

[00:04:50] Hello and welcome to Game Together, a cooperative podcast.

[00:04:52] I'm your host, Phillip.

[00:04:53] And I'm here with my co-op partner, Nave.

[00:04:54] Each pod we play through a cooperative experience to relay to you, the listener,

[00:04:57] if this game is the crem-de-lure crem of co-op or something better off playing solo.

[00:05:00] Hey, Nave, what's poppin'?

[00:05:03] The crem-de-lure crem.

[00:05:05] Like the lay meme.

[00:05:08] What?

[00:05:09] Oh, lay.

[00:05:10] Yeah.

[00:05:12] Memes.

[00:05:13] Yeah, we're freaking lagging.

[00:05:14] But that's okay.

[00:05:15] Yeah, we've been talking for a fucking minute.

[00:05:16] Uh, I adopted a dog.

[00:05:18] We were talking about that, uh, at the beginning of the pod, so everyone already heard it.

[00:05:22] I mean, I've been doing- I've been pretty impulsive lately.

[00:05:25] I don't know what's going on.

[00:05:28] Uh, I impulsively went to a fucking concert.

[00:05:31] I went to see King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

[00:05:34] They were just in town.

[00:05:35] I almost went to go see, uh, cause fucking baby metal was coming through.

[00:05:40] But, uh, it was sold out.

[00:05:42] And so I didn't want to pay, like, 115 bucks.

[00:05:44] Cause I-

[00:05:45] And I'm glad I did, cause now I have another dog.

[00:05:47] So, I need that money.

[00:05:49] You know, money for dog food and shit.

[00:05:51] Man, I would love to see baby metal.

[00:05:53] But, oh man, dude.

[00:05:54] Be wild.

[00:05:55] I fucking, uh, I-

[00:05:57] Before King Gizzard, I went to-

[00:05:59] There's a bar nearby and the line was super long.

[00:06:01] I'm never at shows early.

[00:06:02] And so, I'm never in the line.

[00:06:04] So, I was like, I'm just gonna go drink at the bar for, like, for, like, 20 minutes.

[00:06:08] Until, like, this line is fucked off.

[00:06:10] And when I was there, there was, uh, two dudes right next to me that I sat next to.

[00:06:16] And one of the people was like, uh, hey, they didn't have a tab.

[00:06:21] They just kept paying as they- as they were going.

[00:06:23] But, um, he- he was like, hey, can I get, you know, uh, a yingling?

[00:06:27] And she's like, yeah, cool.

[00:06:28] And she- he pulls out his passport and opens it up.

[00:06:32] And there's money in there.

[00:06:33] Like, dollar bills.

[00:06:35] And-

[00:06:35] Yeah.

[00:06:36] I'm just sitting there, you know, on my phone.

[00:06:37] And I'm like, what's that?

[00:06:40] And he's just like, oh, you don't have your passport?

[00:06:42] And I'm like, why would I have my passport?

[00:06:45] And he turns to me.

[00:06:46] And as he turns to me, his friend grabs him and says, don't.

[00:06:49] No, dude.

[00:06:50] And he's just like- he just, you know, he's- he travels.

[00:06:53] And then they just start talking again.

[00:06:54] And I am pretty sure he was a sovereign citizen.

[00:06:58] And he was about to start talking to me about the fucking sovereign citizen shit.

[00:07:04] And I was, like, shell-shocked.

[00:07:06] Because I truly- yes.

[00:07:08] I mean, I- dude, there is one where there's a- there's a cop body cam footage I saw where

[00:07:14] it was in Oklahoma City, where he was- and the only reason I knew that is because I recognized

[00:07:19] the fucking police vehicle.

[00:07:20] Like, I just- I see them all the time.

[00:07:21] And so I'm like, uh, and he just busted the window out and pulled out.

[00:07:25] You know, the sovereign citizen stuff.

[00:07:26] They don't fucking listen to the cops and then they get their windows busted out.

[00:07:30] It's weird that they don't win that fight.

[00:07:32] Man.

[00:07:34] It is so funny, dude.

[00:07:36] Like, I'm listening- like, the law- I've been listening to this shit.

[00:07:39] Like, I love listening to, like, the court footage and just listening to the judges, like,

[00:07:43] hate them.

[00:07:44] Like, it just, like, don't- and they just- well- some of them don't know how to deal with

[00:07:47] it, but some of them have dealt with this for so long.

[00:07:49] They hate them because they can't control them.

[00:07:51] Yeah.

[00:07:52] That's the reason why, like, we just gotta keep sticking it to men, I think.

[00:07:55] I think- I think they've got some points, some valid arguments, and I think that if they

[00:07:58] just keep trying, eventually it'll work out.

[00:08:02] Like, one time, eventually it's gonna work out, and that's gonna set a precedent, you know?

[00:08:07] I can't imagine being the judge that waits in the favor of them being independent of our

[00:08:13] laws.

[00:08:14] Like, it just doesn't make sense.

[00:08:16] Dude, I- I- I love the judges that humor them, and they just talk for, like- they just

[00:08:21] waste an hour.

[00:08:22] Like, because it's just an hour that no one's ever getting back.

[00:08:26] And- but they just talk them down as much as they can, but the sovereign citizens just

[00:08:31] don't give a fuck.

[00:08:32] Like, they're just gonna keep saying the same stupid circular shit.

[00:08:35] Like, it's- it's incredible.

[00:08:38] Well, it makes me wonder in cases like that, like, court fees are a thing.

[00:08:42] Like, you have to pay for the court's time when you lose.

[00:08:47] So, at what point is it just, like, running up the clock on this guy?

[00:08:51] Like, the judge is like, I get paid either way, you know?

[00:08:53] Just listen to this guy ramble.

[00:08:58] I don't know.

[00:08:58] It's gotta be something like that.

[00:09:00] And then with the people, it's like, they- there's two camps.

[00:09:04] There's one camp that thinks that if they just waste enough time, the- the shit will get

[00:09:09] thrown away, they'll get tossed out or something, which I don't think happens very often.

[00:09:13] And then the other camp is the people who are so delusional that they have- they think

[00:09:17] that they're making solid points.

[00:09:19] Like, they're winning.

[00:09:20] You know what I mean?

[00:09:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:09:21] And those are the people that, like, don't take- they're like, no, I don't want representation.

[00:09:25] I don't want the state to give me an attorney.

[00:09:27] Oh, I'll represent myself.

[00:09:28] They- they have- my favorite is when they try to represent themselves, and then the- the

[00:09:34] prosecuting dude is like, judge, can- they start stepping in?

[00:09:39] They're like, listen, um, something- this is bad.

[00:09:41] Like, I don't wanna win this way.

[00:09:43] Like, we need to get hit on somebody.

[00:09:45] Like, this guy is a fucking moron.

[00:09:49] It's great.

[00:09:50] It's real life Ace Attorney.

[00:09:52] Is it?

[00:09:54] They represent themselves.

[00:09:56] Wait, no, they don't do that in Ace Attorney, usually.

[00:09:59] Usually you have- I forgot his name.

[00:10:02] Right.

[00:10:03] Well, I was-

[00:10:03] Like, rival.

[00:10:04] I was thinking about the prosecutors, like, working with Edgeworth.

[00:10:07] Yeah.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:10] Which I still have not played more than, like, five minutes of those games.

[00:10:13] They're definitely on my list.

[00:10:16] Yeah, they're great.

[00:10:17] They're long.

[00:10:17] For my Japanese was not up to date at the time.

[00:10:21] You don't have the lexicon- the Japanese lexicon for fucking- for fucking trials and shit.

[00:10:27] I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

[00:10:29] But then I tried to play, uh, that detective visual novel, and they started getting into,

[00:10:34] like, words such as prosecution and witness and body of evidence and all this other stuff.

[00:10:39] And I'm like, what's happening?

[00:10:40] These words, because it'll use kanji that I know, but it combines them in, like, insane

[00:10:46] ways where it'll be, like, a four-word compound kanji.

[00:10:49] It'll have, like, justice, uh, determination, uh, evidence, and the human body all mixed together.

[00:10:58] And I'm like, what is this word supposed to be signifying?

[00:11:01] And then you look it up, and it's like, oh, the victim of the accused or something like that.

[00:11:06] Now, like, I would never have guessed that.

[00:11:08] There's no way to intuit that.

[00:11:12] That's fucking great.

[00:11:14] You know what that reminds me of is, like, when the sovereign citizens are like- they're

[00:11:17] like, do you understand?

[00:11:18] And they're like, I will not stand under anything because I do not consent.

[00:11:22] And I'm like, yo.

[00:11:25] They- this is real- they are really lost.

[00:11:30] Oh, yeah.

[00:11:31] They are really, truly lost.

[00:11:33] Well, we're gonna talk about getting lost in some tanks in World Tanks Blitz today, but

[00:11:37] before we get there, let's just check in with what games we've been playing.

[00:11:39] And, hey, I've been playing more Octopath 2.

[00:11:42] I finished, uh, Ochoa Lot's story.

[00:11:45] Uh, she's the Pokemon character.

[00:11:47] She's a- she's a little cat girl who goes and collects all the legendary birds to fight

[00:11:53] the darkness within, uh, her spurned Pokemon.

[00:11:59] She's like a summoner?

[00:12:00] She's a summoner.

[00:12:01] Yeah, that catches Pokemon.

[00:12:03] Or wild animals.

[00:12:04] Like, all the animals you fight in the game, she can catch them and use them in battle.

[00:12:08] It's really cool.

[00:12:10] It makes me think of Final Fantasy IX, because that's the one where the little girl is the

[00:12:15] summoner in there, but she's not a cat girl.

[00:12:16] She has, like, a horn on her head.

[00:12:18] She's a fucking rhino.

[00:12:20] Rhino girl.

[00:12:21] Well, they call them, uh, like, beast people.

[00:12:25] Would be, like, the translated form.

[00:12:27] I don't know what the actual translation for it is in the game, but it's like the beast

[00:12:31] people tribe.

[00:12:32] But they're all cat people.

[00:12:35] And they only eat meat.

[00:12:38] Which is also strange, because they, like, live with nature and stuff like that.

[00:12:42] But they are avid carnivores.

[00:12:46] Anti-vegan?

[00:12:47] Anti-vegan, 100%.

[00:12:49] Her special effect.

[00:12:50] So, I don't know if I talk about this, but an Octopath Traveler, everyone has, like,

[00:12:53] a traveling ability that you can do, and it changes based on if it's day or night.

[00:12:57] And hers is, you can either duel people, or you can give them meat as, like, a present

[00:13:04] to bribe them or something like that.

[00:13:05] I'm not sure what it does exactly.

[00:13:07] But sometimes there's a mission where it's like, man, I really want some rhino burgers.

[00:13:11] And then you're like, I got it, bud.

[00:13:13] And any Pokemon that you don't actually keep, but you still catch, like, instead of sending

[00:13:17] it to, like, your box to use later or whatever, you grind them up in the meat.

[00:13:21] And then you can use the meat as, like, healing items.

[00:13:24] Which is cool.

[00:13:26] Fuck yeah.

[00:13:27] I usually sell it.

[00:13:28] Yeah.

[00:13:28] Whatever.

[00:13:29] Anyways.

[00:13:29] And so it'll be like, I want rhino stakes.

[00:13:31] And you're like, here you go, bud.

[00:13:32] Rhino stakes.

[00:13:33] And he's like, great.

[00:13:34] Mission complete.

[00:13:36] Great character.

[00:13:39] Do you think you're going to beat Octopath before I'm going to beat Metaphor?

[00:13:44] I have to beat it before the end of December, because I'm putting it as my 12th Japanese

[00:13:50] game.

[00:13:50] I finished two of the eight at this point, and I'm just not a high enough level.

[00:13:56] I'm at the final boss for, like, three different of the travelers, but my team isn't strong enough

[00:14:02] to beat their bosses, because I just, you know, there's only four characters I actually liked,

[00:14:06] and the other four are, like, level 20 compared to my high-level guys.

[00:14:11] So now it's like, oh, I gotta do the stupid priest mission, and he's level 20, and he's

[00:14:17] dying of one hit to everything.

[00:14:18] So I'm a man down in every fight.

[00:14:22] And he doesn't get XP when he's dead, so I gotta make sure to revive him right before

[00:14:27] we win the fight, which doesn't always happen.

[00:14:30] And so then he stays de-leveled.

[00:14:32] Game is good, though.

[00:14:33] I'm really getting into it at this point.

[00:14:35] I feel like I was out of it, but I've been revitalized back into it.

[00:14:41] All right.

[00:14:41] But the Steam Autumn Sale happened, and I bought a few games for dirt cheap.

[00:14:47] I spent $15.40.

[00:14:49] I got five games.

[00:14:51] Yeah.

[00:14:52] I got Darkest Dungeon.

[00:14:53] I know Darkest Dungeon 2 is out or coming out or something like that, but I never really

[00:14:57] gotten to the first one, and I think it's gonna be a great Steam Deck game.

[00:15:01] Next up, I got Steins Gate.

[00:15:05] Maybe.

[00:15:06] I got Steins Gate Steam version.

[00:15:08] That will be a great fucking...

[00:15:10] Yeah.

[00:15:11] This fucking delay's killing me, dog.

[00:15:14] That was a real bad...

[00:15:16] Yeah.

[00:15:17] I got Steins Gate.

[00:15:19] I think this is like the HD re-release of it, not whatever the old version of it was.

[00:15:24] I think there was an old release of it, right?

[00:15:29] I don't...

[00:15:29] I don't...

[00:15:30] Yeah, I don't know what content this has in it, because there's a couple different Steins

[00:15:34] Gates now.

[00:15:35] Like, different pieces.

[00:15:36] Yeah, it was originally like PS2?

[00:15:38] Or something?

[00:15:39] Like, how old was the old one?

[00:15:40] I mean, I played it on the Vita.

[00:15:42] I don't know if it was originally on the Vita, but that's where...

[00:15:47] I mean, because I got trophies and shit for it.

[00:15:49] But...

[00:15:49] Yeah, but I'm definitely gonna get into that.

[00:15:51] It's one of the highest rated Japanese visual novels.

[00:15:54] I'm gonna try and play through it in Japanese.

[00:15:56] It's gonna be tough, and I'll make it.

[00:15:58] Next up, Slime Rancher.

[00:16:00] Also got this for, you know, two bucks.

[00:16:02] I never finished it on Xbox, and I think it's still on Game Pass.

[00:16:05] I could go back.

[00:16:06] But I feel like this would be a fun, casual Steam Deck game that I just wanted to replay.

[00:16:11] And I know Slime Rancher 2 is also out, or somewhere.

[00:16:14] You know, I'd probably just go play that.

[00:16:16] And then this is a big git.

[00:16:18] But for $3, I got Kingdom Come Deliverance.

[00:16:22] Have you played this one yet?

[00:16:25] No.

[00:16:26] I've seen Jono talk about it and stuff.

[00:16:27] Or maybe it was Nate.

[00:16:29] Or maybe it was both of them.

[00:16:29] I don't remember.

[00:16:30] But, like, I own it.

[00:16:31] And I've downloaded it once, and then I deleted it to make room for, like, Halo Infinite or something.

[00:16:36] I can't remember.

[00:16:37] Yeah.

[00:16:39] But I've watched a lot of gameplay footage.

[00:16:42] And so I definitely am excited to play.

[00:16:44] And I'm excited just to have gotten such a good deal on this game.

[00:16:47] That, you know, was $60 at one point.

[00:16:50] Crabber for 3 is insane.

[00:16:51] I think this is also another one where the second game is out.

[00:16:55] Oh, Kingdom Come Deliverance?

[00:16:57] There's a second one?

[00:17:00] I'm pretty sure there's a second Kingdom Come game.

[00:17:02] Maybe that's why these deals are so good.

[00:17:04] Is that they're just trying to draw people into the sequel.

[00:17:09] Oh, and then my final one.

[00:17:10] I got Fur Squadron.

[00:17:11] It's not out yet.

[00:17:14] Not out yet?

[00:17:15] I thought this was the one that you were going to be like, oh, this is the big git.

[00:17:18] This is the one I've been waiting for.

[00:17:20] Fur Squadron?

[00:17:20] I don't know what the fuck Fur Squadron is.

[00:17:22] Okay, title's not great.

[00:17:25] Because, like, if you've been on Steam, there's a lot of fur.

[00:17:29] So watch out for that.

[00:17:31] But Fur Squadron is a spiritual successor to Star Fox 64.

[00:17:36] But it's like an indie take on it.

[00:17:38] So I love Star Fox 64.

[00:17:41] And I don't know if you're, like, pulling up gameplay footage of this or anything like that.

[00:17:44] But it looks really good.

[00:17:46] I've played about 15 minutes of it.

[00:17:48] And the first level is a computer simulation of the first level of Star Fox 64.

[00:17:55] And I'm like, I know this map.

[00:17:56] Like, it is, like, shot for shot.

[00:17:58] Except they, like, make it look different with, like, polygons and stuff like that.

[00:18:02] Make it look like the Danger Room in X-Men or something.

[00:18:05] Like, oh, this is just training scenario.

[00:18:08] And so I'm really excited to keep playing this and see what they do different.

[00:18:13] Because, you know, Star Fox 64 is not very complex.

[00:18:19] So I'd like to see a modern version of that, you know, 30 years later.

[00:18:25] Oh, probably 20 years later.

[00:18:26] You know, it's wild.

[00:18:28] So I was going to go look something up.

[00:18:30] But then something just immediately caught my eye.

[00:18:32] Because, you know, it's the sale.

[00:18:33] They're throwing shit up at you.

[00:18:35] Shit that you know the algorithm's got you.

[00:18:37] It knows what you want.

[00:18:38] And there's this game that popped up.

[00:18:42] Yari Mono.

[00:18:44] Yari Mono.

[00:18:45] And I was like, it fucking looks...

[00:18:48] It's just Pokemon.

[00:18:50] It looks like Pokemon.

[00:18:51] It looks fucking sick.

[00:18:52] And I'm like, this is cool.

[00:18:53] Why?

[00:18:54] Like, I was like, oh.

[00:18:55] Like, I'm, like, flipping through the screenshots and stuff.

[00:18:57] And then I realized, oh, this is also porn.

[00:19:02] But it is, like, a legit Pokemon game.

[00:19:05] And it is also porn.

[00:19:07] And I'm like, this is really weird.

[00:19:09] Because, like, the Steam...

[00:19:12] Yeah, dude.

[00:19:13] That's what threw me off.

[00:19:14] I saw sexual content.

[00:19:16] And I was like, what is that?

[00:19:17] And then I started scrolling down.

[00:19:18] And I was like, oh.

[00:19:19] Oh.

[00:19:20] Okay.

[00:19:21] But that's the weirdest thing.

[00:19:23] Because, like, Steam just totally, like, lifted the gates on this shit.

[00:19:26] It is wild that these porn games are, like, real games.

[00:19:30] Like, they're, like...

[00:19:31] This looks like a legit Pokemon game.

[00:19:35] Like...

[00:19:36] It looks crazy.

[00:19:39] See, this is the anime recommendation problem.

[00:19:41] Like, one of these...

[00:19:41] Like, this fucking Steam thing.

[00:19:42] It's like...

[00:19:43] The Steam review is, like, jokes...

[00:19:46] Like, it's like, I gotta fuck them all.

[00:19:48] Jokes aside, this is insanely good.

[00:19:50] The only downside is you can't play with a controller.

[00:19:53] I'm like, this looks good.

[00:19:55] Like, I don't...

[00:19:56] I'm just...

[00:19:57] I'm shell-shocked from this.

[00:19:59] I don't even remember what we were talking about before.

[00:20:01] Oh, First Squadron.

[00:20:03] Just Star Fox.

[00:20:04] That covers all the games I've been playing and all the games I acquired.

[00:20:08] So, I'll kick it to you.

[00:20:09] What games have you been playing?

[00:20:13] Uh, fucking still on metaphor.

[00:20:15] I know I fucking...

[00:20:17] Uh...

[00:20:17] Uh...

[00:20:18] Foreshadowed that earlier.

[00:20:19] But, um...

[00:20:20] I think I'm getting pretty close to the end.

[00:20:22] I don't know if this game's gonna do a bamboozle.

[00:20:25] Like, you think you're done and then you're not done.

[00:20:27] Like, Dragon Quest XI kind of thing.

[00:20:29] Where it goes on forever more.

[00:20:31] But, um...

[00:20:32] I'm...

[00:20:33] I got the last party member.

[00:20:35] For sure.

[00:20:36] And...

[00:20:37] So, I have all of the...

[00:20:39] Like, the little trees.

[00:20:41] Like, the tree of, uh...

[00:20:43] Archetypes.

[00:20:44] Basically, like, the personas.

[00:20:46] I have all of those unlocked.

[00:20:47] Like, I haven't unlocked them all, but I have all the trees unlocked.

[00:20:49] So, now I can continue to get all of the last ones.

[00:20:53] The only thing that's gotten me confused is that I still have a lot of character.

[00:20:58] Like, whenever you go and...

[00:21:00] Like, in order to upgrade these dudes, you need to get, like...

[00:21:04] Uh...

[00:21:04] Like, in order to upgrade the archetypes, you need to level up your relationships with these different characters.

[00:21:10] Because that's where you're unlocking the archetypes from.

[00:21:13] Like, you got this mayor dude.

[00:21:14] And he's the one who unlocks, like, the commander.

[00:21:17] And so, like...

[00:21:18] You're doing his side mission and shit.

[00:21:20] To kill, like, a giant worm outside of the tower.

[00:21:22] The town.

[00:21:23] And that...

[00:21:24] Like, when you get him high enough, that's when you unlock, like, the mastery level.

[00:21:28] Uh...

[00:21:28] I can't remember what it's called.

[00:21:29] But, like...

[00:21:30] It's, like, the master level, like, samurai or whatever.

[00:21:33] And...

[00:21:35] Because I just got this new character.

[00:21:37] They're...

[00:21:37] All of your party members are also involved in the relationship building thing.

[00:21:43] Like, it's like a bond.

[00:21:45] And...

[00:21:46] I'm like, dude, I have so many of these that I have to finish.

[00:21:49] I finished two of them.

[00:21:50] All together.

[00:21:51] And there's, like, 13.

[00:21:53] And I'm like, I think I'm on the last stretch of the game.

[00:21:56] And I'm not quite sure.

[00:21:58] I also...

[00:21:58] There's, like, a coliseum I wanted to do.

[00:22:00] But I never really got around fucking with.

[00:22:04] And...

[00:22:04] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:22:05] And this is a game where you're on a timer.

[00:22:07] Like, you have...

[00:22:07] You have a day where you have to choose what you need to do.

[00:22:11] And then that's what you do the whole day.

[00:22:12] So, it's like, if you want to go talk to Maria, then you have to...

[00:22:16] Then that's the whole day.

[00:22:17] And then you have your night.

[00:22:19] And then there are some people who can only be talked to at night.

[00:22:21] So, like, if you want to go talk to Heismay, you can go talk to him.

[00:22:24] It's like, okay.

[00:22:25] It's cool.

[00:22:26] But, like, it kind of stresses me out a little bit.

[00:22:28] But at the same time, I feel like I've mostly seen everything.

[00:22:32] Have you tried diverging your save, possibly?

[00:22:34] Like, being like, alright, this is my core tile.

[00:22:36] And then this is gonna be the one that goes for the arena.

[00:22:39] And that way you can just battle down the arena to see it where that goes.

[00:22:42] And if it's worth it for your, like, main save?

[00:22:45] Do you...

[00:22:48] I'm saving on all, like, 20 slots.

[00:22:50] So, if I'm, like, fucked, I'm like, okay, I can go back and fix it.

[00:22:57] But for the most part, I've never really felt that way.

[00:22:59] I even fucked up a dungeon one time.

[00:23:01] And I was like, I'm not strong enough for this dungeon.

[00:23:02] And I left.

[00:23:03] I didn't even reload the save.

[00:23:04] I just left and then did something else.

[00:23:06] Because you still level up and everything.

[00:23:09] So, but, I mean, I was talking to Nick about this from Friday Night Gamecast.

[00:23:14] And he was saying that he sat and grinded for a long time.

[00:23:16] I haven't felt the need to grind.

[00:23:19] Well, he was rich because he grinded.

[00:23:21] So, he's, like, he had, like, millions of money and, like, was buying all the best equipment.

[00:23:25] I don't have all the best equipment.

[00:23:27] I'm playing on, like, normal.

[00:23:28] And I've only been stuck once.

[00:23:30] I got stuck on a boss for, like, three days.

[00:23:32] It was awful.

[00:23:33] But it was because, it was literally because the boss does extra damage if you have people in the front row.

[00:23:41] And I didn't remember that.

[00:23:43] I was told that.

[00:23:44] And then I just forgot.

[00:23:45] And then I just, I was just making it super crazy hard on myself.

[00:23:49] When I moved everyone in the back row, it was just, I beat it on the first try.

[00:23:53] And so, it was like, I don't know.

[00:23:55] I've never needed to grind.

[00:23:57] And I've just been kind of absorbing everything at my own pace.

[00:24:02] And I'm really enjoying it.

[00:24:03] But it is so long.

[00:24:05] And so, it is, like, I've come to a complete halt because of Visions of Mana and then this game.

[00:24:12] Where I was at a crazy pace for the most of the year.

[00:24:16] I think I've still completed 57 games from my little thing.

[00:24:20] So, I guess I'll move on to the next game.

[00:24:22] Because I did beat a game yesterday, actually.

[00:24:26] And that was It Takes Two.

[00:24:27] I replayed It Takes Two.

[00:24:28] Because I was talking, I don't know.

[00:24:30] I was talking about it, like, a while back.

[00:24:32] I don't know if it was two weeks ago or whatnot.

[00:24:34] But, like, I, or no, it was last week.

[00:24:36] Whenever it was just me.

[00:24:38] When I was saying, like, hey, man, It Takes Two is a game that's so good.

[00:24:41] And it was so early in our podcast that I think that we could probably do another episode on it.

[00:24:45] And it would just be way better.

[00:24:47] We're already considering doing, we're already doing, redoing episodes and stuff.

[00:24:52] Like, we did Diablo and stuff like that.

[00:24:54] But, I don't know.

[00:24:55] In case somebody wants to come on and talk about a Dixie, like a guest appearance or something.

[00:24:59] I might throw it back on the list.

[00:25:01] But, yeah, I played it again.

[00:25:02] And it's even better the second time, I think.

[00:25:06] You know?

[00:25:06] Did you ever, you replayed it a little bit with your kids, right?

[00:25:11] Whenever we first played it way back in the day?

[00:25:13] I played it a little bit with my wife.

[00:25:14] But, you know, just life got busy and we never went back to it.

[00:25:19] There's a lot of shit I forgot.

[00:25:20] Like, I forgot, like, the whole second half of the game.

[00:25:24] Like, I remember when I was first playing it, I was like, man, I can't wait for the person playing with to, like, experience the tree.

[00:25:32] You know?

[00:25:32] And, like, fighting the squirrel.

[00:25:34] And, like, there's so much shit that I wanted to experience.

[00:25:36] And then, like, the whole snow globe part of the game, I, like, completely forgot.

[00:25:41] And, like, it just caught me off.

[00:25:42] It caught me blindside.

[00:25:44] And so, and it's such a touching part of the game.

[00:25:47] Because it's all about, like, where they were on their honeymoon and stuff like that.

[00:25:50] I'm like, man, this is hitting me, like, way different.

[00:25:53] Yeah, this is hitting me way different than it did the first time.

[00:25:55] And also, I went through, and since we weren't on a fucking schedule, like me and you, when we realized, oh, shit, this game is really long.

[00:26:03] And we started just fucking beelining it towards the end, which is probably why I forgot a lot of it.

[00:26:08] But I went through and I found all of the minigames.

[00:26:12] And there's a lot of mini, there's a lot of, like, really silly minigames in there.

[00:26:15] Like, there's one where you get into a snowball fight and it's basically, like, Halo Infinite.

[00:26:22] Like, it's just really, because you're just dashing around and throwing snowballs.

[00:26:25] It's, like, just an arena shooter, basically.

[00:26:29] Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff.

[00:26:31] Like, there's a skating mechanic in that orb thing.

[00:26:35] It Takes Two is so incredible.

[00:26:36] Like, how many different mechanics they just have.

[00:26:38] They programmed a whole mechanic for, like, 15 minutes of the game.

[00:26:43] And then they're just like, all right, on to the next thing.

[00:26:45] And it's like, damn, these guys are nuts.

[00:26:47] So I think I'm probably going to be playing A Way Out as well.

[00:26:52] But I know A Way Out is definitely a step down.

[00:26:56] Yeah.

[00:26:57] But it is also funnier.

[00:26:58] So I'm looking forward to it.

[00:27:01] You know what else has gotten me?

[00:27:02] You know what, I redownloaded a game.

[00:27:05] What game?

[00:27:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:06] It's so much more serious.

[00:27:08] But the game I redownloaded was Fall Guys.

[00:27:11] That's what It Takes Two made me want to play.

[00:27:14] Like, I don't know what.

[00:27:16] There was a lot of mini games in It Takes Two that made me think of Fall Guys.

[00:27:20] Where, like, specifically there's one where, like, me and Phillip, we loved this one.

[00:27:24] We played this one a lot.

[00:27:25] But it's funny, too, because when I was playing through it again, my stats, when me and you played, are still there.

[00:27:32] So it was like, Cody 3, May 1.

[00:27:35] And I'm just like, did I play Cody or May?

[00:27:38] I don't know.

[00:27:39] And I really, truly didn't know until we got to chess, which is one of the last mini games you get to.

[00:27:44] And I knew I beat you in chess.

[00:27:46] And so I was like, and then I realized I was Cody.

[00:27:48] And I was like, dude, I was fucking winning.

[00:27:53] Or May.

[00:27:53] I can't remember which one I was.

[00:27:54] But, um.

[00:27:57] Oh, what was I saying?

[00:27:57] Oh, so there's the game.

[00:27:58] That, uh.

[00:28:02] Yeah, it was only one.

[00:28:03] I think we only played once.

[00:28:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:28:05] Because chess is a long game.

[00:28:09] When you play chess, it's like 20 minutes long.

[00:28:11] But, um.

[00:28:13] This game is like, there's a bunch of buttons on the ground.

[00:28:16] And when you step on the button, it sends a laser.

[00:28:18] It's like a laser tennis or something.

[00:28:19] It sends a laser, like a horizontal or a vertical one that slowly goes across the thing.

[00:28:23] And you just start fucking.

[00:28:25] And there's like, it is just a D-Day of lasers.

[00:28:28] Like, that you have to jump around and dodge.

[00:28:31] And I was just like, man, I miss Fall Guys.

[00:28:35] I was doing 2024 as kind of a year of going back and playing some gold.

[00:28:39] And I think I'm probably going to go into 2025 with that mentality as well.

[00:28:43] Because, man.

[00:28:45] Why play games if you're not like fucking loving them, I guess.

[00:28:51] Could not agree.

[00:28:52] Oh, and I threw it in A tier.

[00:28:55] Could not agree.

[00:28:57] Well, no.

[00:28:57] Okay.

[00:28:58] I didn't mention this, but like.

[00:28:59] Over the last week, I picked up Super Mario 64 and played on the Steam Deck.

[00:29:04] Widescreen hacks, HD textures and all that bullshit.

[00:29:08] Beat the game in like three days.

[00:29:10] Great game.

[00:29:11] Still holds up.

[00:29:14] I can see why people speed run it.

[00:29:16] Because it's actually a fast play if you're not 100%ing everything.

[00:29:24] You lagged for me.

[00:29:26] And so I imagine you're saying it's a good game.

[00:29:29] But guys, I agree.

[00:29:31] It is a good game, Phillip.

[00:29:32] I didn't think about where I'd tier places.

[00:29:34] Man, I'm incredibly fucking pissed off that my ex took the Switch.

[00:29:42] Because it had.

[00:29:43] I bought digitally that Mario thing that's not available anymore.

[00:29:46] Oh, Mario All-Stars 3D.

[00:29:48] And now the physical.

[00:29:49] Yeah.

[00:29:50] It's not that I want to play Super Mario 64 a little bit.

[00:29:53] But what I really, really want to play is Super Mario Sunshine.

[00:29:57] Like, I have such a severe.

[00:30:00] I have like a baby nostalgia for 64.

[00:30:03] But the nostalgia overload is in Sunshine for me for some reason.

[00:30:07] Because that was really when I was like falling in love with video games.

[00:30:11] That was that point in my life.

[00:30:13] Nave, all you had to do was leave it on your CX.

[00:30:15] 64, I was still playing outside and shit.

[00:30:18] You need to show me how to do that.

[00:30:20] Dude, I have my fucking 3DS.

[00:30:23] Because Aaron was like, oh, you can hack that thing.

[00:30:25] Easy peasy.

[00:30:26] And then he's like, you don't need anything.

[00:30:28] And I was like, oh, fuck, that's awesome.

[00:30:30] And then I went to the thing.

[00:30:31] And it's like, you need a way to get your SD card in your computer.

[00:30:35] And I was like, oh, I can't do that.

[00:30:37] I need to buy that.

[00:30:38] You don't have one of those?

[00:30:40] Come on.

[00:30:41] No, I have a fucking piece of junk thing.

[00:30:44] I mean, I'm grateful because it was gifted to me.

[00:30:47] But I mean, like, it doesn't have any of that.

[00:30:48] It doesn't even have a disk drive.

[00:30:49] There's a big hole where the disk drive.

[00:30:51] Have you seen it?

[00:30:52] Look, there's a fucking hole.

[00:30:54] I can electrocute myself and kill myself if I wanted to.

[00:30:58] Like, I just stick my finger in there and touch something on the motherboard.

[00:31:02] Dude, have you seen that fucking video?

[00:31:05] Which one?

[00:31:06] Have you seen that Beans video?

[00:31:08] The one where he's like, he fills his PC with beads.

[00:31:13] And then he gets a repair guy.

[00:31:15] And then the repair guy is like, the repair guy is like fucking flabbergasted.

[00:31:23] And the guy, he's like, this is the motherboard?

[00:31:26] And he's like, no, that's not the motherboard.

[00:31:28] That's food.

[00:31:29] This is beans.

[00:31:31] These are motherboards.

[00:31:36] It's awesome.

[00:31:37] That guy apparently was really mad.

[00:31:40] He didn't like the...

[00:31:41] I mean, did he get paid for it?

[00:31:42] Like, as long as he pays him for his time, it should be fine.

[00:31:47] Yeah, I doubt he didn't pay him.

[00:31:49] But I don't know.

[00:31:51] And the weird thing is, is that he recorded it.

[00:31:53] It's fucking funny, though.

[00:31:53] Like, imagine, like, hey, can I record you fixing my computer?

[00:31:58] Like, I feel like at that point, you already know something's up.

[00:32:00] Well...

[00:32:01] You're about to get Mr. Beasted or something.

[00:32:03] I think that...

[00:32:05] I'm pretty sure it was just fixed cameras.

[00:32:07] Like, the part where...

[00:32:08] So, definitely the part where it's like pointing at the beans inside the computer,

[00:32:13] that was recorded before or after.

[00:32:15] You know what I mean?

[00:32:16] Like, that wasn't the same.

[00:32:18] I doubt...

[00:32:18] It's not the same shot.

[00:32:19] Because I remember watching it and realizing there wasn't a camera, like, in that area

[00:32:24] for him to do that, you know?

[00:32:27] But...

[00:32:27] He has a little, like, you know, after effects.

[00:32:30] Yeah.

[00:32:31] Yeah, the behind-the-scenes footage.

[00:32:34] Like, the Mr. Beast shit, you know?

[00:32:36] Mr. Beast behind the scenes.

[00:32:37] Something wrong is with Mr. Beast still.

[00:32:39] I don't know what's going on.

[00:32:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:41] Apparently...

[00:32:42] Yeah, I don't know what the news is.

[00:32:42] Did you ever eat any of his candies?

[00:32:45] Oh, he's on the Beast bars or whatever?

[00:32:48] Yeah, I see them at the conveni every now and then.

[00:32:52] And I'm like, maybe.

[00:32:53] But then I just buy fucking mini M&M.

[00:32:56] Like...

[00:32:57] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:57] Dude, it's like that little plastic container.

[00:33:00] It's perfect.

[00:33:01] Yeah, dude.

[00:33:02] So you pop the top and then chug a mouthful of M&Ms.

[00:33:06] Yeah, dude.

[00:33:07] But I'm pretty sure...

[00:33:08] I'm like...

[00:33:09] I'm ingesting so many microplastics.

[00:33:11] I don't know why I feel that way.

[00:33:14] Well, it's like...

[00:33:15] It's weird when you think about it.

[00:33:16] Yeah, my fucking Hulk got my own.

[00:33:18] That little...

[00:33:19] The plastic containers, they get put on a pallet in the sweltering heat of Oklahoma getting shipped to you.

[00:33:25] Before it gets placed by a sad adult on the convenience store shelf.

[00:33:31] Dude, yeah.

[00:33:32] I've fucking unloaded these trucks before.

[00:33:34] And it's like...

[00:33:34] I think about that so much.

[00:33:36] Because when you open up those fucking tubes, the M&Ms aren't melted.

[00:33:40] But then if you leave the tube outside, because I'm a mailman, so it's just sitting in my truck, they will melt together.

[00:33:47] And the candy runs everywhere.

[00:33:49] And I'm like, how the fuck does it even...

[00:33:50] How does it get here?

[00:33:52] Because I highly doubt the truck that they bring it on is refrigerated.

[00:33:57] Right?

[00:33:57] Or is it?

[00:33:58] Like, could it be?

[00:34:00] Like, how could this be?

[00:34:02] How do they do it?

[00:34:06] The fucking...

[00:34:07] The M&Ms are a high-priority product.

[00:34:10] It has to be refrigerated in the fancy 18-wheeler.

[00:34:14] Alright.

[00:34:15] Any more games you've been playing?

[00:34:20] Uh...

[00:34:20] No.

[00:34:22] Alright, what did they buy?

[00:34:25] Dog.

[00:34:26] I haven't bought anything.

[00:34:27] I'm being...

[00:34:28] Yeah, dog.

[00:34:29] Dog food.

[00:34:30] Big old dog.

[00:34:31] You know what I'm genuinely fucking thinking about?

[00:34:34] Is that, like...

[00:34:37] When I do the fucking thumbnails, I'm like, I don't know if I'm gonna put Luna in the thumbnails.

[00:34:41] Because that's Molly's thing.

[00:34:43] Like, in my brain, I am like, Molly would get jealous if I put Luna in the thumbnails.

[00:34:48] And so...

[00:34:49] I mean...

[00:34:50] You show the thumbnails to Molly?

[00:34:51] Molly has no concept.

[00:34:54] Uh...

[00:34:55] I'm sure she sees me working on them.

[00:34:57] You know?

[00:34:58] She sees...

[00:34:58] She senses me being stressed out.

[00:35:00] That it's not good enough.

[00:35:02] I have to erase a little more.

[00:35:03] Or something.

[00:35:04] Do you think it's sad?

[00:35:05] The thing about, like, at this point, you're just sitting at your computer just talking vividly about Molly a whole bunch while she lays there and watches.

[00:35:13] He's like, he's doing that thing again.

[00:35:14] Where he just talks loudly in the corner.

[00:35:19] One thing that's really surprised me is how quickly Luna adjusted to me talking to myself.

[00:35:24] Because at first, she was like, what...

[00:35:26] Like, every time I would be playing It Takes Two and I'd say something and she'd wake up and be like, what?

[00:35:31] What is it?

[00:35:32] Because I'm the only one here and they're the only ones here.

[00:35:35] So it's like, who's here?

[00:35:36] Who are you talking to?

[00:35:37] Who are you talking to?

[00:35:37] But then she's like, oh, this guy's crazy, actually.

[00:35:40] Yeah, this guy's a little weird.

[00:35:42] Alright.

[00:35:43] Speaking of...

[00:35:45] Let's thank our patrons.

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[00:35:55] Keeping the pod going.

[00:35:59] And with that, let's say...

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[00:36:03] Do all those things.

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[00:36:07] If you don't have ways to monetarily support us, we appreciate it a whole lot.

[00:36:10] And we try to read all the Spotify comments on the show.

[00:36:15] Not the YouTube ones.

[00:36:17] No, we had one last week.

[00:36:19] Well, I mean, I guess I could go look right now.

[00:36:20] But I'll see instantly because there'll be a little notification.

[00:36:25] No, we don't have any new ones.

[00:36:26] Oh, bummer.

[00:36:27] Alright, so leave reviews on Spotify and we can read them.

[00:36:30] I think they're auto-approved now, so they'll appear right instantly.

[00:36:33] Definitely.

[00:36:34] Even if they're profane.

[00:36:35] Yeah.

[00:36:36] Unless we turn it off.

[00:36:38] Yeah, even if you're calling me the yelling fella or whatever that guy said.

[00:36:42] Alright.

[00:36:43] Let's take a quick break and then we'll come back and hit some assholes.

[00:36:45] The music plays.

[00:36:46] Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[00:36:49] And we're back.

[00:36:52] Alright, Nave.

[00:36:53] It's time for us to go online and find assholes in danger or in need or whatever and see if

[00:36:58] we can help them.

[00:36:59] Is that 102?

[00:37:03] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:03] Yeah.

[00:37:05] By Rush, no 1980.

[00:37:08] Account suspended.

[00:37:10] Oh, that's what I'd like to see.

[00:37:11] Wonderful.

[00:37:13] Yeah.

[00:37:14] We don't have to go looking.

[00:37:15] We don't have to go digging.

[00:37:16] There's nothing to see.

[00:37:17] Nothing there.

[00:37:19] Wait, hold on.

[00:37:20] Did I click on the wrong one?

[00:37:21] Where are you?

[00:37:22] 102?

[00:37:23] Did I say the wrong one?

[00:37:24] Is this the...

[00:37:25] Oh, 101.

[00:37:26] Oh, my bad.

[00:37:27] My shit.

[00:37:28] My fault.

[00:37:29] There we go.

[00:37:29] There we go.

[00:37:30] Wait, did I click on the wrong one again?

[00:37:31] Alright.

[00:37:31] This guy is...

[00:37:32] Oh, okay.

[00:37:33] There we go.

[00:37:34] It's not my fault.

[00:37:35] It's not my fault if you did it.

[00:37:37] Alright.

[00:37:38] Am I the asshole for calling my friend a pick me?

[00:37:42] Okay, now hold on, man.

[00:37:43] Can you explain what a pick me is?

[00:37:47] Okay.

[00:37:47] Is this because you actually don't know or is this for the audience?

[00:37:50] Let's pretend it's for the audience.

[00:37:52] Okay.

[00:37:53] Yeah.

[00:37:54] So, what a pick me is, is it's a thing that women call other women whenever a person,

[00:38:02] a woman displays, like, very noticeable traits that people like to see in women.

[00:38:10] So, normally, whenever I see this, it's, like, in the political sphere when a woman is going against what women typically vote for.

[00:38:21] So, it's, like, if you're talking about, like, abortion, then it'll be a woman that's, like, pro-choice, pro-life.

[00:38:28] I'm so bad at this, but, like, I don't know which one is which off the top of my head.

[00:38:31] But, you know, it's pretty easy to understand what the concept is.

[00:38:36] Because, like, I'm assuming since this is a video game podcast, it's going to be video game related.

[00:38:40] So, I'm assuming it's going to be about picking, like, playing, like, Overwatch and picking the very feminine, like, characters.

[00:38:49] Like, that's kind of frowned upon in some circles.

[00:38:53] Like, a short definition from AI or whatever is a woman who portrays herself as not like other girls and essentially tries to be the woman that men would pick over other women.

[00:39:06] Yeah, that's definitely a better explanation than what I was trying to fucking say.

[00:39:13] All right, so, it says,

[00:39:28] What are the, so, what do you think?

[00:39:34] Like, Sister to the Traveling Pants?

[00:39:37] Or are we talking about Fyodor Dostoevsky?

[00:39:39] Like, what are the authors, do you think?

[00:39:41] What do you think they read?

[00:39:42] I'm not sure, because I'm assuming that if they were in ninth grade, that's like freshman, they're probably reading Twilight.

[00:39:50] Especially if they're 21 now.

[00:39:52] And this is from two years ago.

[00:39:54] So, they were in prime Twilight reading ground.

[00:39:59] Aragon.

[00:40:01] Aragon could have been.

[00:40:02] Even the Harry Potters were coming out then.

[00:40:05] So, all the big book series were blowing up.

[00:40:08] The Hungry Games?

[00:40:09] Dude, I fucking love the Hungry Games.

[00:40:12] That's like literally, that's literally Molly's favorite book.

[00:40:16] It's a good book.

[00:40:17] All right, read it to her.

[00:40:19] Yeah, I read it to her before bed every day.

[00:40:22] Anna is a gamer now because of her BF.

[00:40:26] He introduced her to Overwatch and she got addicted for weeks.

[00:40:31] Weeks?

[00:40:32] Then they, yeah.

[00:40:33] Then they tried, oh god.

[00:40:35] Then they tried playing other games like Fortnite, Valorant, Nintendo games.

[00:40:42] Even worse.

[00:40:44] You know all of those.

[00:40:47] Which is fine.

[00:40:48] But then Anna started getting into the frankly misogynistic gamer girl aesthetic.

[00:40:54] Now, hold on.

[00:40:56] Hold on.

[00:40:57] Is it misogynistic if women do it to themselves?

[00:41:01] Like, they, women like the game.

[00:41:04] Some women just like that aesthetic.

[00:41:06] Is it not true?

[00:41:07] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:41:07] It is completely impossible for a woman to want to do something without it being directly for a man's attention.

[00:41:16] Dude, I was fucking talking about this to, I think it was Nick before.

[00:41:20] Where, uh, this is such a fucking left, this is so left field.

[00:41:24] But I was talking about, um, I think it was the Red Hot Chili Peppers singer.

[00:41:29] He's dating, like, he's like 50 or something, right?

[00:41:33] And he's dating like a 21 year old woman.

[00:41:34] And like people were like, yeah, it's crazy.

[00:41:38] It's like when they wheel out Frank Sinatra back in the day.

[00:41:42] And he was a skeleton.

[00:41:45] And, um, so, uh, but they were talking, like, there was a lot of women that were talking shit.

[00:41:49] Because it's like, this dude is, like, dating someone that's, like, basically, it could be his, like, granddaughter's age.

[00:41:54] And it's like, yeah, it's weird.

[00:41:56] But it's like, aren't there women who like older men?

[00:41:59] Like, doesn't that exist?

[00:42:00] Like, that's like, so those women just don't get any say.

[00:42:03] Like, that was, like, the idea, right?

[00:42:05] It's, like, so weird that it's like, obviously a lot, there are women who do this Gamer Girl thing for attention.

[00:42:11] But I think there are also women who think that that is, like, what, that's the aesthetic that speaks to them.

[00:42:17] You know what I mean?

[00:42:18] So it's, it's such a weird thing.

[00:42:21] I just hate the idea of, like, pick me and shit.

[00:42:24] Like, it's just such a dehumanizing fucking thing.

[00:42:28] Even though it's not that fucking big deal.

[00:42:30] It's just women being mean to each other.

[00:42:33] I don't know.

[00:42:34] I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.

[00:42:36] So she sent me pictures of her gaming PC that she entirely built herself and just spent money on expensive figures and decorations for it.

[00:42:46] It's also all pink.

[00:42:48] She bought pink mice.

[00:42:50] Is multiple mouses?

[00:42:53] Is it mice?

[00:42:54] Even if it's not the animal?

[00:42:56] Oh, no.

[00:42:57] We're fucking frozen.

[00:43:00] Great.

[00:43:01] Well, we'll be back.

[00:43:02] We had a lag there, Nate, but we're back.

[00:43:04] I'm sure you're making great points.

[00:43:06] Yes.

[00:43:07] Phillip agrees with everything.

[00:43:08] He endorses what I just talked about.

[00:43:11] The.

[00:43:13] Oh, I don't know about that.

[00:43:14] I don't want to be one of those men.

[00:43:15] So I, so I, what I read was they, that she bought all pink mice.

[00:43:21] And I was like, are, do you say mice?

[00:43:24] Even if it's not the animal?

[00:43:28] Like, does that, does that.

[00:43:29] Yeah.

[00:43:30] It just, it just carries over.

[00:43:32] It just feels weird to call them mice.

[00:43:34] Yeah.

[00:43:34] It carries over.

[00:43:36] Look, as someone who works in the IT field, I call them mice.

[00:43:41] I just don't, I don't even know where I, yeah, I guess that would be the moment where

[00:43:45] you would talk about more than one mile, a collection of mouses.

[00:43:49] But anyway, she bought a pink mice.

[00:43:52] And then she also, now she has a collection of pink keyboards, a collection.

[00:43:56] So also, oh, she also changed her avatars on discord to animate or video game avatars.

[00:44:02] She seems really into the aesthetics of girls who are pressured into shut up into a super feminine

[00:44:09] role as a gamer.

[00:44:10] Don't talk shit about me.

[00:44:12] Is that what you're going to do?

[00:44:13] Okay.

[00:44:14] Hold on a second.

[00:44:15] So is this a stereotype that women are forced to be more feminine if they're gamers?

[00:44:23] I think what the stereotype is, is that the, like, it's the gamer girl stereotype, you

[00:44:29] know?

[00:44:30] Like, so anime, anime girls, anime waifus and stuff like that.

[00:44:34] Like that, it's a thing.

[00:44:35] Like if you get on Instagram and scroll long enough in any gaming sphere, you're going to

[00:44:40] see a handful of people who are like this exact aesthetic.

[00:44:45] Um, the, yeah, the thing is that like, it catches a lot of attention.

[00:44:49] You know what I mean?

[00:44:50] Because it's like the, the dream, the dreamy gamer girl, uh, that you're trying to wife up,

[00:44:56] you know?

[00:44:58] And I think the friend, I think we haven't read, we're like halfway through, but, uh, I

[00:45:03] think the friend is probably going to take on bridge with this, especially when she mentioned

[00:45:08] it was misogynistic.

[00:45:09] I think, well, I mean, we can just keep going.

[00:45:12] Uh, so I started wondering if her, it goes right into it.

[00:45:17] Uh, I started wondering if her boyfriend is pressuring her into that role.

[00:45:20] So I reached out and let her know it's okay to still love books and you don't have to be

[00:45:27] those gamer girls who are just obsessed with pink.

[00:45:32] She said that she just has new hobbies right now, but she still loves books and she doesn't

[00:45:37] mind hanging out with me.

[00:45:38] I told her I'm sad she doesn't hang out anymore because it feels like her BF is just forcing

[00:45:44] her to play games.

[00:45:47] I don't know if that answers any of your questions.

[00:45:52] Yeah.

[00:45:52] I don't know.

[00:45:53] It's, it's really confusing.

[00:45:55] Yeah.

[00:45:56] It feels like the, this, this, the OP, the nameless OP, uh, just feels like she's being

[00:46:03] held hostage.

[00:46:03] The OP feels like she's framing her.

[00:46:06] Yeah.

[00:46:07] Like she has this idea of like a character.

[00:46:09] She's like framing her as like this victim.

[00:46:11] Yeah.

[00:46:12] It's gotta, you gotta be a victim.

[00:46:13] No one is a gamer girl on purpose.

[00:46:16] No one.

[00:46:18] Uh, I think that's where I was confused is that she seems to be into it.

[00:46:25] All right.

[00:46:25] Uh, so she got really defensive and said her BF has helped her get really good at games

[00:46:30] and built her gaming aesthetic.

[00:46:33] Uh, or, and it's, uh, he didn't build it.

[00:46:36] I don't know why I read it like that way.

[00:46:38] Uh, though, to be honest, I don't get those gaming aesthetics where you spend a thousand

[00:46:42] dollars on decorations, posters, and a parts and a parts inside of a PC that you're never

[00:46:49] going to even use.

[00:46:51] I said that it feels like she's contributing to a misogynistic image of female gamers and

[00:46:56] it feels pick me ish.

[00:46:59] So not completely pick me, just pick me adjacent.

[00:47:03] She's not going full on.

[00:47:05] Yeah, she's almost there.

[00:47:07] She responded by, she responded by calling me a judgmental asshole and that she can invest

[00:47:14] in any hobby she wants.

[00:47:16] Am I really the asshole?

[00:47:17] She was never super into pink or interacting with guy gamers online and discord 24 seven.

[00:47:23] So it comes off as pick me to me.

[00:47:26] The end.

[00:47:27] Finn.

[00:47:29] Um, okay.

[00:47:32] Yeah.

[00:47:32] Yeah.

[00:47:32] So, I mean, I kind of understand where this person's coming from because she was like,

[00:47:36] she was one way and then she just come kind of veered off into this completely different

[00:47:40] aesthetic.

[00:47:41] I think whenever you get involved with somebody, they're young, you know, 2021 good year.

[00:47:47] The, uh, so they're young, they are impressionable.

[00:47:51] Uh, and I think that whenever you're really into somebody and they have this like kind of

[00:47:55] preference that you just want to turn into that, especially, I think, I don't know if

[00:47:58] men are like that.

[00:47:59] I I'm kind of autistic.

[00:48:01] So I've just been like this, I've been weird my whole life, but, um, I know like for some

[00:48:07] of the people that I dated, I'll be like, I'll mention something.

[00:48:10] And then they kind of, I just noticed that they like, like I'll mention, Oh, between the

[00:48:13] beardy me's my, between the beardy me's my favorite band.

[00:48:16] And, um, like I'll notice like they'll have that song come on in the shuffle at some point.

[00:48:22] And I'm like, Oh, I definitely know you didn't know the song before.

[00:48:25] Like, and you're just starting to listen to like more mathy rock.

[00:48:29] You're starting to listen to animals as leaders and stuff.

[00:48:30] It's like you, you have influence over like the people that you like.

[00:48:34] And I don't think that that is coercion.

[00:48:38] You know what I mean?

[00:48:40] Yeah, I know what you mean.

[00:48:41] I, I don't know.

[00:48:44] It's just so weird because it's like, I don't think at any point I could go up to any of my

[00:48:49] friends and be like, I think the hobby you're getting into is, uh, painting women in a bad

[00:48:58] light or something or something like that.

[00:49:00] Like what seems so strange to me for this.

[00:49:04] She definitely has a crusade.

[00:49:05] And if she likes pink, she likes pink.

[00:49:08] Yeah.

[00:49:09] Well, the problem is, it's like, she's one of those, like, if we're going to start stereotyping,

[00:49:12] this lady seems like one of those book girls that probably, uh, gets really nice books

[00:49:18] or something that she's never going to read or something.

[00:49:21] She wears sweaters and she likes incense.

[00:49:22] We can play this game all day.

[00:49:23] Yeah.

[00:49:24] Well, you know, the funny thing was whenever way earlier you were talking about the anime

[00:49:28] and stuff like pro, I thought you were about to rail on me because I, I have anime girl

[00:49:34] profile pictures.

[00:49:35] I'm the kind of that guy.

[00:49:36] And I thought you were going to be like, Oh, you're contributing to the gay agenda with

[00:49:40] the fem boys and the anime girl.

[00:49:43] And I was like, Oh, Phil's about to kill me.

[00:49:45] He's about to murder me.

[00:49:47] And then you just, you were very nice about it.

[00:49:49] No, I mean, I don't care about that stuff because I'm not insane, which by the way,

[00:49:53] my picture.

[00:49:56] Yeah.

[00:49:56] I don't.

[00:49:57] Yeah.

[00:49:57] This, this, that is definitely where she's going off the deep end, but like, by the way,

[00:50:02] my picture right now, uh, like on, what is it?

[00:50:06] Google.

[00:50:07] I don't know if you can see it.

[00:50:08] Cause you're using, we're using my Google drive, but, um, my picture is from dawn to

[00:50:12] dawn.

[00:50:13] Did you ever watch dawn to dawn?

[00:50:14] It's been like two weeks since we talked about it.

[00:50:17] Nope.

[00:50:17] Never got around to it, dude.

[00:50:19] Dude, I need to tell you, uh, this person is an asshole in case like we go on a tangent

[00:50:24] right here.

[00:50:24] Uh, and we need to move on.

[00:50:26] Uh, so dude, there's an episode in dawn to dawn.

[00:50:29] Yeah.

[00:50:29] It's definitely an asshole that fucking messed me up that like I was sobbing.

[00:50:36] Like I was crying and I had to call my mom and like tell her I loved her.

[00:50:43] Like I, I was that upset.

[00:50:46] And everyone who's watched on to dawn has been a good episode has seen it.

[00:50:50] I don't know if I've talked about this already.

[00:50:51] I've suddenly have deja vu.

[00:50:53] So I don't know if I've brought this up already in the, in the episode.

[00:50:56] Sorry for the listeners.

[00:50:57] If I have, but yeah, dawn to dawn is legit.

[00:51:00] It's so good.

[00:51:01] I haven't seen the most recent episode, but, uh, I'm definitely going to be watching

[00:51:04] it whenever I eat after this.

[00:51:06] It's good stuff.

[00:51:08] Uh, yeah, this person's an asshole.

[00:51:10] It's, it's very bizarre.

[00:51:11] You, it may, it's, it's easy to just kind of fall into things, you know, like, especially

[00:51:17] whenever you get into new hobbies, if you like, and especially if you're getting attention

[00:51:20] for it and especially, especially if the attention is coming from somebody that you

[00:51:24] like, like it's, it's just so easy to just kind of like adopt new different personas

[00:51:30] at different parts of your life.

[00:51:32] Like if you look back on your memories and Facebook, I know it's painful and you're

[00:51:36] cringy and you're ugly and lame whenever you look at those pictures, but like you, you

[00:51:40] just, if you study those, you can kind of like see the eras of your life, you know, like

[00:51:45] the, the things that you enjoyed.

[00:51:47] Like you just remember the, the, the aesthetics that you had.

[00:51:50] And whenever you have friends that you'll, you'll notice probably also that the friends

[00:51:55] that you had in each of those eras are like, they, they shifted.

[00:52:01] Like it was amorphous.

[00:52:02] So whenever you were more of a scene kid, you had like your scene friends and then you,

[00:52:05] you had a skater phase where you're smoking pot underneath the fucking bleachers at the

[00:52:09] high school.

[00:52:10] And you had a different kind of group of people that you hung out with for the most part.

[00:52:13] And like, that's just kind of how things go.

[00:52:16] And I think that this friend is going through that phase and they're definitely just scapegoating

[00:52:24] misogyny or something.

[00:52:25] I don't know what, yeah, that she's going wild with it, with the misogyny thing, but

[00:52:30] um, no, no, no.

[00:52:31] She, maybe she's on something like every once in a while.

[00:52:34] I see like guys gearing up to play golf and they have on their polos and their, their

[00:52:38] golfing shoes.

[00:52:39] I'm like, man, they are perpetuating misogyny out the ass.

[00:52:43] Yeah.

[00:52:44] The stereotypes they're encouraging.

[00:52:47] I don't like it.

[00:52:48] It's just funny.

[00:52:50] I was like, if this is just the aesthetic that they're going for, is that really that

[00:52:53] bad?

[00:52:54] Like, yeah, I mean like, it's not even like a historical thing or anything.

[00:52:59] Well, yeah, it doesn't have to be historical.

[00:53:00] Cause one thing that I'm thinking of is that, uh, I don't know if you know about booth babes.

[00:53:04] Like, I don't know if you were like, so there was this thing.

[00:53:08] Yeah.

[00:53:09] Like game show, like game shows, like a, like video game showcases and whatever, where

[00:53:13] like there were a bunch of booths.

[00:53:15] Then you could like see like video game demos or like betas and stuff.

[00:53:19] Like you just go and talk about video games and stuff.

[00:53:21] But like a lot of them were being advertised with really voluptuous women, like sometimes

[00:53:25] scantily dressed, sometimes in like sexy cosplay.

[00:53:29] And they're trying to entice the gamers to come over here.

[00:53:31] And there was a subsect of women who really hated this.

[00:53:36] I mean, I guess there's also the men as well, but we don't talk about them.

[00:53:39] Those guys are pick me's.

[00:53:41] Um, so, uh, they, but there's a subsect of women that really hated, uh, the, the, uh, the

[00:53:47] booth babes.

[00:53:48] And they thought that was misogynistic, but whenever people would go and interview these

[00:53:52] booth babes, they're like, Hey, I'm making a lot of money.

[00:53:54] I like the attention.

[00:53:56] This is awesome for me.

[00:53:57] Like, this is like great.

[00:53:59] Like there's a, it's a great gig.

[00:54:00] I'm getting paid sick.

[00:54:01] I only have to work a few days and then it's just, it's not that long out.

[00:54:05] It's like, there's a total fucking disconnect with like these like demographics.

[00:54:10] Right.

[00:54:11] And I think that that's just going to always be there.

[00:54:14] Um, and you just got to kind of like find an equilibrium if you're a normal functioning

[00:54:18] human being.

[00:54:19] I don't know if this rush.

[00:54:21] No, 1980 is a normal functioning human being because again, it's like, it's like,

[00:54:24] again, their Reddit account is suspended.

[00:54:26] So, uh, the strike two, but, uh, they got, got, yeah.

[00:54:32] So, but it's like, uh, cause they could definitely just be scapegoating this.

[00:54:36] They might just be hurt that their friend is disappearing and they're, they're watching

[00:54:40] somebody move into a new part of their life.

[00:54:43] Another thing is that the girl might actually be pick me.

[00:54:46] You know, you never know.

[00:54:47] You never know.

[00:54:48] So, uh, the, uh, the, the, the attention is intoxicating.

[00:54:55] This girl's still an asshole.

[00:54:56] Yeah.

[00:54:57] The girl's still an asshole no matter what, but, um, it's yeah, the, the, the, the attention

[00:55:03] is intoxicating.

[00:55:04] I understand it.

[00:55:08] Anyway, that's enough for that fucking person.

[00:55:11] Let's move on to the next one.

[00:55:12] Yeah.

[00:55:13] Number 49.

[00:55:14] Oh, I'll line it up a bit.

[00:55:18] Is that a joke?

[00:55:22] Yeah.

[00:55:23] This one's not very light.

[00:55:23] It's actually really silly.

[00:55:25] I think.

[00:55:26] Am I the asshole?

[00:55:27] This is from scorpion stung me.

[00:55:28] Hold on.

[00:55:29] Let me make sure that they're not posting other things.

[00:55:31] Oh, negative 100.

[00:55:32] But they did negative 100 comment karma.

[00:55:35] So they're getting their ass beat in the comments.

[00:55:41] Am I the asshole for causing my girlfriend and her best friend of 10 years to split up

[00:55:45] on her birthday?

[00:55:47] I, that's awesome.

[00:55:49] I've been dating my girlfriend.

[00:55:52] What?

[00:55:52] But the title, the title is fucking awesome.

[00:55:56] Oh yeah.

[00:55:57] Yeah.

[00:55:58] He's an asshole for splitting friends up on her birthday.

[00:56:00] We don't even know whose birthday is.

[00:56:02] It is the girlfriend or the best friend.

[00:56:04] We got to find out.

[00:56:06] I've been dating my girlfriend, female 21 for about a month at the time of the event, but

[00:56:11] we've been close friends for a year beforehand for my girlfriend's birthday.

[00:56:17] She was throwing a little party.

[00:56:18] She invited her best friend, female 20, who we'll call Eve to come down earlier so they

[00:56:25] could hang out before the party since they haven't seen each other, haven't seen each

[00:56:29] other in two years because they go to different universities.

[00:56:32] They invited me to come eat lunch with them to meet Eve in person.

[00:56:36] Okay.

[00:56:36] So hold on.

[00:56:37] Biblical, biblical pseudonym.

[00:56:39] Do you think that he did that on purpose to, to, to poison the well for us?

[00:56:43] Cause Eve, as everyone knows is the reason why the world is terrible.

[00:56:48] Yeah.

[00:56:48] She's a sinner.

[00:56:49] She committed.

[00:56:50] I don't know what the fuck's going on in the Bible.

[00:56:53] Or is he trying to use religious language to try to make him sound more, uh, smarty tardy

[00:56:59] like near.

[00:57:00] Yeah.

[00:57:01] Or, or, uh, he just is a fan of Wally.

[00:57:08] Yeah.

[00:57:08] That could be it too.

[00:57:09] Well, let's go with the Wally fan.

[00:57:11] All right.

[00:57:12] Before lunch, I invited my girlfriend and Eve over and I have a wall where I taped a

[00:57:18] lot of Pokemon cards to it and they call it my poke.

[00:57:21] What?

[00:57:22] Wally.

[00:57:25] No, God.

[00:57:27] No, this is his Pokemon wall.

[00:57:30] She took a picture of it and laughed and sent it to her boyfriend because he loves Pokemon

[00:57:35] too.

[00:57:36] The lunch.

[00:57:37] Well, okay.

[00:57:38] Wait, did he know?

[00:57:40] That that's that she was laughing because her boyfriend liked Pokemon, like she was laughing

[00:57:45] at a deer.

[00:57:45] Cause I'm going to be honest.

[00:57:46] If I had a Pokemon wall and a woman came in and laughed at it, that would bruise my ego

[00:57:51] pretty bad.

[00:57:53] You know?

[00:57:54] Well, I think his ego was bruised because look at this next sentence.

[00:57:58] The lunch went well and I'm being my normal self, which is very ostentatious and blunt.

[00:58:05] $10 words.

[00:58:06] So this guy's a good guy when he, yeah.

[00:58:08] Uh, what does ostentatious mean?

[00:58:11] Uh, probably, um, straightforward.

[00:58:15] Um, well, that's what blunt means.

[00:58:17] So that would be redundant.

[00:58:18] No.

[00:58:19] Uh, the, the dictionary from Oxford says characterized by vulgar or pretentious display designed to

[00:58:27] impress or attract notice.

[00:58:30] Oh, uh, similar to being showy, pretentious, conspicuous, obtrusive, and flamboyant.

[00:58:37] So this guy's a performer and direct.

[00:58:40] Cause he said vulgar.

[00:58:41] Yeah.

[00:58:42] Oh, vulgar or pretentious.

[00:58:44] I mean, I don't know.

[00:58:46] Yeah.

[00:58:47] Yeah.

[00:58:47] Whatever.

[00:58:47] Uh, however, I made the fatal mistake of asking Eve what her major is.

[00:58:52] And she replied back with psychology.

[00:58:55] Oh shit.

[00:58:56] It's Reddit.

[00:58:57] Very negative opinion of psychology.

[00:58:59] Yeah, I know.

[00:59:01] And all I said was, eh, psychology.

[00:59:03] That's a fake science.

[00:59:05] And my girlfriend said, yeah, he doesn't like psychology.

[00:59:08] Nothing more, nothing less.

[00:59:10] She's trying to stop it.

[00:59:11] Like, like nip it in the bud right there.

[00:59:14] Psychology is a fake science.

[00:59:15] Science?

[00:59:16] What?

[00:59:19] What am I?

[00:59:20] It is.

[00:59:21] I've.

[00:59:22] So.

[00:59:23] Hold on, let me Google.

[00:59:24] Is psychology fake?

[00:59:26] I got like 20 hits.

[00:59:28] It's fake.

[00:59:29] 20 hits on all of Google.

[00:59:35] Does it, I.

[00:59:37] All right, do you have anything more before we go on?

[00:59:39] It's just so bizarre.

[00:59:40] Psychology is a fake science.

[00:59:42] It's like.

[00:59:44] There are just so many different.

[00:59:45] Different.

[00:59:45] Like.

[00:59:46] Let's.

[00:59:47] Oh my God.

[00:59:48] This fucking delay is killing me.

[00:59:49] Let me fill you out.

[00:59:51] See if we agree though.

[00:59:53] So on three, we're going to say if psychology is fake or not.

[00:59:56] Say fake or not fake.

[00:59:58] All right.

[00:59:58] One, two, three.

[00:59:59] Not fake.

[01:00:01] Are you just not fake?

[01:00:03] Yeah.

[01:00:06] I don't think it's fake.

[01:00:09] Yeah.

[01:00:10] I don't think it's fake either.

[01:00:10] But this is the thing.

[01:00:12] Is that like there are many branches of psychology.

[01:00:14] Right?

[01:00:15] So like some of it is just.

[01:00:16] There is.

[01:00:17] There are some fake branches.

[01:00:18] Yeah.

[01:00:19] And it's like the.

[01:00:21] What was it?

[01:00:22] Freud?

[01:00:23] Sigmund Freud?

[01:00:24] Or no.

[01:00:25] I don't think it was Freud.

[01:00:26] I can't remember who I'm thinking of.

[01:00:27] But they're.

[01:00:28] They're.

[01:00:29] It's the person who is like everything is related to the mother.

[01:00:31] Basically.

[01:00:32] And he wrote.

[01:00:34] He like.

[01:00:34] The way that he like formulated everything.

[01:00:36] It's so that it's almost impossible to disprove.

[01:00:39] I don't.

[01:00:39] It's so weird.

[01:00:40] Because I was just like fucking listening to like.

[01:00:42] Like a video essay about this.

[01:00:44] And.

[01:00:45] They were trying to like.

[01:00:46] Like poke holes in it and stuff.

[01:00:48] But like I.

[01:00:49] I can understand whenever you're like learning about.

[01:00:52] Like a certain sex of psychology.

[01:00:54] And being like.

[01:00:54] Oh this is fucking bullshit.

[01:00:55] This is.

[01:00:56] Like this is just like.

[01:00:57] Trying to rationalize literally everything.

[01:00:59] Some things just can't be rationalized.

[01:01:00] You can't never.

[01:01:01] You can't know everything.

[01:01:02] And it's like.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] That makes sense.

[01:01:03] But like you can't just.

[01:01:04] Write off the whole thing.

[01:01:05] Because there's a lot of things within psychology.

[01:01:08] That.

[01:01:09] Affects so many people.

[01:01:10] Like.

[01:01:10] Or not effects.

[01:01:11] But like.

[01:01:12] It.

[01:01:12] It.

[01:01:14] It helps so many people.

[01:01:15] I mean.

[01:01:16] Effects worked there as well.

[01:01:17] But.

[01:01:18] You know.

[01:01:18] It's like.

[01:01:21] Going to a psychologist.

[01:01:22] Fucking helps.

[01:01:23] Some people.

[01:01:24] You know.

[01:01:24] Like.

[01:01:24] I don't understand.

[01:01:25] How you could just completely write it off.

[01:01:28] I don't know.

[01:01:28] Let's find out.

[01:01:29] Maybe he knows something we don't.

[01:01:31] Yes.

[01:01:31] Later that evening was the party.

[01:01:33] And Eve wasn't there.

[01:01:35] Supposedly she didn't want to come.

[01:01:37] And just wanted to go back home.

[01:01:38] The next morning.

[01:01:39] My girlfriend called me.

[01:01:41] Asking if I could come over.

[01:01:42] And she showed me Eve's.

[01:01:44] Finsta.

[01:01:46] I don't know what a Finsta is.

[01:01:49] On Eve's Finsta.

[01:01:50] She had two posts.

[01:01:52] And three stories dogging me.

[01:01:54] Saying how dare I be a misogynist.

[01:01:57] And try to control her life.

[01:01:58] By saying psychology is a fake science.

[01:02:01] And that all I am is a toxic man.

[01:02:04] And that I talk weird.

[01:02:05] And I need to learn how to talk properly.

[01:02:07] And then he has a little.

[01:02:09] Parentheses.

[01:02:10] I have a speech impediment.

[01:02:12] And accent.

[01:02:14] The Pokemon wall was ugly.

[01:02:16] And that biology.

[01:02:18] Which is my major.

[01:02:19] Is a fake science.

[01:02:20] Since everything in biology.

[01:02:22] Is just theories.

[01:02:24] All of her friends commented.

[01:02:25] That I am some evil man.

[01:02:27] I wanted to fire back.

[01:02:29] But it didn't.

[01:02:30] Because I did not want to damage.

[01:02:32] My girlfriend's relationship with Eve.

[01:02:34] Plus I did not want to feed her narrative.

[01:02:35] That I am a misogynist.

[01:02:37] Therefore I pushed it to the side.

[01:02:38] And forgot about it.

[01:02:40] Okay.

[01:02:40] What a human response.

[01:02:42] Um.

[01:02:43] I am understanding now.

[01:02:46] A biology major.

[01:02:47] Thinking that psychology.

[01:02:49] Is fake science.

[01:02:50] That makes more.

[01:02:51] I thought this was just a dude.

[01:02:53] On reddit.

[01:02:54] Like.

[01:02:56] But if like.

[01:02:57] This is the thing.

[01:02:58] Because biology.

[01:02:59] Is like.

[01:03:00] Very physical.

[01:03:01] Right.

[01:03:02] Like you.

[01:03:02] Like you do tests.

[01:03:04] And then there's results.

[01:03:05] And then like.

[01:03:05] You can just reproduce that.

[01:03:07] That's one whole thing about psychology.

[01:03:09] Is that it's so fucking difficult.

[01:03:11] To get like.

[01:03:12] Results that could be replicated.

[01:03:14] Because people are different.

[01:03:15] And once you figure out.

[01:03:17] Something in one person.

[01:03:17] It's like.

[01:03:18] Well it's hard to replicate that.

[01:03:19] Because now that person knows.

[01:03:21] What you're.

[01:03:22] What you're doing.

[01:03:23] Right.

[01:03:23] Like what you're testing for.

[01:03:24] What you're trying to figure out.

[01:03:26] Because they are at the same time.

[01:03:28] Formulating.

[01:03:29] Their fucking thoughts.

[01:03:30] While you're poking and prodding their mind.

[01:03:33] I understand now.

[01:03:37] I still don't think it's fake.

[01:03:38] As a biologist.

[01:03:39] Or studying biology.

[01:03:40] You should know about something.

[01:03:42] Like.

[01:03:42] The placebo effect.

[01:03:44] Is one of like.

[01:03:45] The oldest things.

[01:03:46] That just have been around.

[01:03:47] In biology.

[01:03:48] And drug testing.

[01:03:49] Where it's like.

[01:03:51] Even just giving sugar pills to people.

[01:03:53] And telling them that it could help them.

[01:03:55] Supposedly like.

[01:03:55] 5% of all cases.

[01:03:57] Somehow it helps them.

[01:03:58] Even though it doesn't actually do anything.

[01:03:59] Just because they psychologically think.

[01:04:01] It should be helping them.

[01:04:03] Yeah.

[01:04:05] I mean.

[01:04:06] And you can do.

[01:04:07] You can trick yourself.

[01:04:07] With a gaslighting yourself.

[01:04:09] Into fucking believing anything.

[01:04:11] If you.

[01:04:11] If you were good enough.

[01:04:12] At gaslighting it.

[01:04:13] I literally shared a video.

[01:04:15] I shared a video.

[01:04:16] To the goof troop.

[01:04:17] Talking about.

[01:04:18] Basically how to trick yourself.

[01:04:19] Into playing video games.

[01:04:21] Like I don't know.

[01:04:22] If you watched that one.

[01:04:23] Or whatever.

[01:04:23] It's like how to get back.

[01:04:25] Yeah.

[01:04:25] It was like.

[01:04:26] Why can't I.

[01:04:27] Get back in this game.

[01:04:28] Like.

[01:04:28] I started Tears of the Kingdom.

[01:04:29] A year ago.

[01:04:31] Stopped playing it.

[01:04:31] And haven't been back since.

[01:04:33] But I really want to finish the game.

[01:04:34] Like how do I finish it.

[01:04:36] Type deal.

[01:04:36] And it's.

[01:04:36] The whole video is just about.

[01:04:38] Tricking yourself.

[01:04:39] Into playing the game.

[01:04:40] Yes.

[01:04:40] How to get back into a game.

[01:04:42] According to science.

[01:04:43] By Mark Maxwell.

[01:04:46] Unfortunately.

[01:04:47] I was watching the Lazy Cat.

[01:04:49] Music video.

[01:04:50] Did you watch my video?

[01:04:53] Yes.

[01:04:53] I watched that.

[01:04:55] Japanese animated video.

[01:04:56] Yeah.

[01:04:56] This.

[01:04:57] Adding into the fucking.

[01:04:58] Femboy.

[01:04:59] Gay agenda.

[01:05:00] I guess.

[01:05:01] Because it is the.

[01:05:02] Most fucking.

[01:05:03] Feminine shit.

[01:05:06] Maybe.

[01:05:06] Dude.

[01:05:07] Maybe I am.

[01:05:07] Dude.

[01:05:07] I've been brainwashed.

[01:05:08] By the liberal media.

[01:05:09] I think.

[01:05:10] Dude.

[01:05:10] I'm like.

[01:05:10] Really into this.

[01:05:11] Feminine shit.

[01:05:11] You're like a sleeper cell.

[01:05:13] But you're awake.

[01:05:14] Yeah.

[01:05:14] Fucking.

[01:05:15] Manchurian candidate.

[01:05:19] All right.

[01:05:19] Let's get back to this.

[01:05:20] About a week later.

[01:05:21] My girlfriend received.

[01:05:22] Paragraph.

[01:05:23] Text.

[01:05:24] From Eve.

[01:05:25] Stating.

[01:05:25] How she still hates me.

[01:05:27] And is now mad at my girlfriend.

[01:05:28] For taking my side.

[01:05:30] And not reprimanding me.

[01:05:31] She was saying.

[01:05:32] How I was rude.

[01:05:33] And laughed at her at lunch.

[01:05:36] Along with more jabs at me.

[01:05:37] On a personal level.

[01:05:38] And Eve said that.

[01:05:39] I only said.

[01:05:40] Psychology was fake.

[01:05:41] To start a debate.

[01:05:42] Which isn't true at all.

[01:05:45] Whatever.

[01:05:45] Although I did debate.

[01:05:47] All throughout high school.

[01:05:48] My girlfriend replied back.

[01:05:50] Saying that.

[01:05:51] She didn't know how Eve.

[01:05:52] Posted about me.

[01:05:53] On social media.

[01:05:54] For all their friends to see.

[01:05:55] Eve replied.

[01:05:56] Showing how she's.

[01:05:57] Disappointed.

[01:05:58] In my girlfriend.

[01:05:59] And more mean things about me.

[01:06:01] And that she is pissed off.

[01:06:05] About a few days ago.

[01:06:06] Eve blocked my girlfriend.

[01:06:07] On her finsta.

[01:06:08] And lost her streak.

[01:06:09] On snapchat.

[01:06:11] Oh no.

[01:06:11] That's important for people.

[01:06:12] It's obvious that she is still mad at me.

[01:06:15] Is.

[01:06:16] She's still mad at me.

[01:06:17] For all my opinions.

[01:06:18] And now posting trash posts.

[01:06:20] About my girlfriend.

[01:06:21] On her finsta.

[01:06:22] Am I the asshole for being blunt.

[01:06:23] And causing all of this.

[01:06:24] Or is this just petty drama.

[01:06:26] Okay.

[01:06:26] I've.

[01:06:27] I've.

[01:06:27] I've googled finsta.

[01:06:28] Because it was pissing me off.

[01:06:30] Uh.

[01:06:31] Uh.

[01:06:31] And it is.

[01:06:33] According to AI.

[01:06:34] Because it's the first thing.

[01:06:36] That pops up now.

[01:06:37] I know.

[01:06:38] That's a thing now.

[01:06:39] Don't like it.

[01:06:39] It's fake Instagram.

[01:06:41] Uh.

[01:06:41] It is.

[01:06:42] A private Instagram.

[01:06:44] So it's like a.

[01:06:45] Uh.

[01:06:45] So they have their main account.

[01:06:47] And then they have their finsta.

[01:06:49] Which is.

[01:06:49] I guess for.

[01:06:51] Their close circle.

[01:06:52] Or whatever.

[01:06:53] Sounds fucking moronic.

[01:06:56] And listener.

[01:06:57] If you do that.

[01:06:58] Stop.

[01:06:59] You gotta stop.

[01:07:00] You know what.

[01:07:00] It's almost like my shit.

[01:07:02] Like.

[01:07:03] Gaming together is my main Instagram account.

[01:07:05] And then my personal one is like.

[01:07:07] My fake one.

[01:07:07] Like.

[01:07:08] So I kind of also do this.

[01:07:10] So.

[01:07:10] I mean.

[01:07:11] In a.

[01:07:12] To a degree.

[01:07:13] Oh.

[01:07:13] It's also like.

[01:07:14] I don't know if you know.

[01:07:15] You saw.

[01:07:16] You don't.

[01:07:16] You haven't looked at our blue sky at all.

[01:07:18] Do you even know what blue sky is?

[01:07:21] No.

[01:07:22] I know this is supposed to be like.

[01:07:22] A replacement for.

[01:07:23] Twitter X.

[01:07:25] But.

[01:07:25] I have not looked at it yet.

[01:07:27] Uh.

[01:07:28] It.

[01:07:28] It.

[01:07:28] It doesn't matter.

[01:07:29] It's not worth it.

[01:07:30] Um.

[01:07:31] Well.

[01:07:31] So.

[01:07:31] I made one.

[01:07:32] Because Aaron.

[01:07:33] Uh.

[01:07:34] We were doing an episode.

[01:07:36] I was doing an episode over on.

[01:07:38] Uh.

[01:07:39] A Superpod Saga.

[01:07:40] Which.

[01:07:40] I think it's going to be out.

[01:07:41] By the time this is out.

[01:07:42] So go listen to that.

[01:07:43] We just kind of fucked around.

[01:07:44] Uh.

[01:07:45] For a little bit.

[01:07:46] Um.

[01:07:46] But yeah.

[01:07:47] So he convinced me to get one.

[01:07:48] Just to hang out over there.

[01:07:50] There's a.

[01:07:51] What was I saying?

[01:07:52] Oh.

[01:07:52] So yeah.

[01:07:53] On that side.

[01:07:54] I was like.

[01:07:54] I want to differentiate from our Twitter.

[01:07:56] For some reason.

[01:07:57] I don't know why.

[01:07:58] And so.

[01:07:58] It's kind of more.

[01:07:59] Like my personal account.

[01:08:00] Like.

[01:08:01] I mean.

[01:08:01] It's like me.

[01:08:02] Like it's my.

[01:08:02] Like a picture of me.

[01:08:03] And then I'm.

[01:08:04] I'm still linking.

[01:08:05] Like to the podcast.

[01:08:06] And then on Twitter.

[01:08:07] It's like.

[01:08:07] The podcast.

[01:08:09] And also still just me.

[01:08:10] I'm like still fucking fed posting.

[01:08:12] And shit over there.

[01:08:13] I'm doing like shit.

[01:08:13] I shouldn't be doing.

[01:08:14] On a fucking show.

[01:08:15] I know.

[01:08:15] You've been getting this band on stuff.

[01:08:18] Dude.

[01:08:18] I.

[01:08:19] Dude.

[01:08:19] Whenever you.

[01:08:20] You sent that screenshot.

[01:08:21] We were recording.

[01:08:22] And so.

[01:08:23] He read that out loud.

[01:08:24] I was like.

[01:08:25] I was like Aaron.

[01:08:26] Did you see the goof troop?

[01:08:27] And then he just starts laughing.

[01:08:28] And he's like.

[01:08:29] I'm going to read this.

[01:08:29] And I'm like.

[01:08:30] Okay.

[01:08:31] I'm going to have to explain.

[01:08:32] What this is.

[01:08:34] But.

[01:08:35] I hope you did.

[01:08:37] Because I'm sure you were.

[01:08:39] Vindicated in some ways.

[01:08:41] I told a Nazi.

[01:08:43] To kill himself painfully.

[01:08:44] And we got suspended.

[01:08:45] For like a week.

[01:08:46] On Twitter.

[01:08:47] Or something.

[01:08:48] I don't know.

[01:08:49] We got suspended.

[01:08:49] For a time.

[01:08:51] So.

[01:08:52] But.

[01:08:53] Yeah.

[01:08:53] Which I knew you weren't out there.

[01:08:54] You know.

[01:08:55] Like bullying school children.

[01:08:56] So.

[01:08:57] I was.

[01:08:57] I wasn't mad or anything.

[01:08:59] I was just like.

[01:08:59] Name's fighting the fight.

[01:09:01] It's worth it.

[01:09:02] But he's fighting it.

[01:09:03] Dude.

[01:09:03] I just get mad sometimes.

[01:09:05] Someone just.

[01:09:05] Well.

[01:09:06] This is the thing that vindicated me.

[01:09:07] Because I was like.

[01:09:08] I didn't remember.

[01:09:09] I was like.

[01:09:09] I don't know what I.

[01:09:10] I don't know who I said that to.

[01:09:12] It could have been a child.

[01:09:13] And so.

[01:09:13] I went back and tried to find the person.

[01:09:15] Because you could see the at.

[01:09:17] Like who I'm replying to.

[01:09:18] And they're gone.

[01:09:19] The fucking account's gone.

[01:09:20] But then I.

[01:09:21] Like not googled.

[01:09:22] But like I went to Twitter.

[01:09:23] Just searched that at.

[01:09:24] And you can see.

[01:09:25] Other people responding to it.

[01:09:26] And it is literally.

[01:09:28] A million people.

[01:09:30] Like just.

[01:09:31] Dogging on this person.

[01:09:32] Talking shit.

[01:09:33] They're saying.

[01:09:33] The dude's saying the n-word and shit.

[01:09:35] Like screaming at people.

[01:09:36] Like it was.

[01:09:36] I was vindicated.

[01:09:37] That guy was a fucking.

[01:09:38] Piece of shit.

[01:09:39] But it was really funny.

[01:09:41] Like.

[01:09:41] When it was live.

[01:09:43] Yeah.

[01:09:43] Well I mean.

[01:09:44] Like when it was.

[01:09:44] When we.

[01:09:45] He saw that live.

[01:09:46] He was fucking losing his mind.

[01:09:48] What were we talking about?

[01:09:50] All right.

[01:09:50] Back to this guy.

[01:09:51] This guy being a.

[01:09:53] Yeah.

[01:09:53] Finstagram.

[01:09:55] He's getting blown up on the Finstagram.

[01:09:57] They lost their Snapchat street.

[01:10:01] Brutal.

[01:10:02] Brutal dog.

[01:10:03] How are they going to know.

[01:10:04] How long they've known each other now?

[01:10:06] Um.

[01:10:07] I hate.

[01:10:09] I hate all of these people.

[01:10:10] They're all.

[01:10:10] They all have.

[01:10:11] Some sort of disability.

[01:10:13] I think.

[01:10:13] Because none of them are socially.

[01:10:16] Hold on.

[01:10:18] The girlfriend seems pretty stable.

[01:10:22] Uh.

[01:10:22] No.

[01:10:22] The girlfriend's a pushover.

[01:10:24] For sure.

[01:10:24] The.

[01:10:25] The.

[01:10:25] The girlfriend.

[01:10:26] If this is how.

[01:10:27] The boyfriend is just going.

[01:10:29] Hardcore.

[01:10:30] On.

[01:10:30] On her friend.

[01:10:31] And then the friend is like.

[01:10:32] You should have.

[01:10:34] Reprimanded him.

[01:10:34] Like he's a fucking.

[01:10:36] A fucking Boston Terrier.

[01:10:38] Like.

[01:10:38] He's like.

[01:10:39] What.

[01:10:39] What are you talking about?

[01:10:40] And she's like.

[01:10:42] She's showing him.

[01:10:43] What.

[01:10:43] Like.

[01:10:44] She's adding.

[01:10:45] To the fuel.

[01:10:46] As much as like.

[01:10:47] They're fighting with each other.

[01:10:48] You know what I mean?

[01:10:48] She could have just let it go.

[01:10:50] Yeah.

[01:10:51] I love how this guy's like.

[01:10:52] I pushed it aside.

[01:10:53] And forgot about it.

[01:10:54] But he didn't.

[01:10:56] He didn't do that.

[01:10:57] He's fucking lying.

[01:10:58] This guy is not the type.

[01:10:59] That forgets stuff like that.

[01:11:01] He's a liar.

[01:11:02] Like.

[01:11:03] He's the type of guy.

[01:11:04] That the first time you meet somebody.

[01:11:05] He tries to have a debate with them.

[01:11:07] Over their life choices.

[01:11:10] Legitimately.

[01:11:11] The.

[01:11:11] He's like.

[01:11:13] You only brought up.

[01:11:14] That you.

[01:11:15] That.

[01:11:15] Psychology was fake.

[01:11:16] To start a debate.

[01:11:17] Which isn't true.

[01:11:18] I'm like.

[01:11:19] Whatever dude.

[01:11:20] Why else would you say that?

[01:11:23] Your.

[01:11:23] Your major is a fake thing.

[01:11:25] You should feel bad.

[01:11:27] Don't debate me though.

[01:11:29] Like.

[01:11:30] What the fuck are you talking about?

[01:11:32] Don't try your psychological tricks.

[01:11:33] It won't work.

[01:11:34] Because it's fake.

[01:11:35] Yeah.

[01:11:36] How about you come to me with the fucking.

[01:11:38] I don't know.

[01:11:39] God.

[01:11:40] What a.

[01:11:40] What a silly person man.

[01:11:42] What a silly person.

[01:11:44] Dude.

[01:11:44] This guy's a clown.

[01:11:46] He needs to.

[01:11:46] Major in clowning.

[01:11:48] Dude.

[01:11:48] Anyone who.

[01:11:49] Anyone who.

[01:11:50] Describes themselves.

[01:11:51] As ostentatious.

[01:11:52] And blunt.

[01:11:53] They need a swirly.

[01:11:54] They need to be put.

[01:11:55] Their head needs to be put.

[01:11:56] Inside of.

[01:11:58] A receptacle.

[01:12:00] For feces.

[01:12:01] Just for a little bit.

[01:12:02] Not for too long.

[01:12:03] And in Minecraft.

[01:12:05] But.

[01:12:05] This.

[01:12:06] This is.

[01:12:07] It's insane.

[01:12:07] What about the.

[01:12:08] The girl that's.

[01:12:10] Gaining clout.

[01:12:11] By.

[01:12:11] Tackling the.

[01:12:12] Misogynist.

[01:12:13] At her local.

[01:12:13] University.

[01:12:14] She.

[01:12:15] That is exactly.

[01:12:16] What she's doing.

[01:12:16] She's clout chasing.

[01:12:17] She's using this opportunity.

[01:12:19] To look like a victim.

[01:12:20] And like.

[01:12:21] Persecute herself.

[01:12:22] And.

[01:12:22] That's also.

[01:12:23] Incredibly fucking.

[01:12:24] Obnoxious.

[01:12:25] And then the fact.

[01:12:26] That she thinks that.

[01:12:27] She has the power.

[01:12:28] Over the.

[01:12:29] Over.

[01:12:30] Over the girlfriend.

[01:12:31] In the middle of all this.

[01:12:32] To.

[01:12:33] Like.

[01:12:34] Influence her.

[01:12:35] To.

[01:12:35] Like.

[01:12:36] Do something about it.

[01:12:37] To her boyfriend.

[01:12:38] As if like.

[01:12:39] It's just like.

[01:12:40] Like.

[01:12:40] Both of those two people.

[01:12:41] Are completely unhinged.

[01:12:43] And.

[01:12:43] This girlfriend needs to go.

[01:12:45] Get like.

[01:12:45] Get out of there.

[01:12:46] But I have a feeling.

[01:12:47] That the girlfriend.

[01:12:47] Is kind of like.

[01:12:48] Vibing inside of like.

[01:12:49] All of this drama.

[01:12:51] A little bit.

[01:12:52] You know.

[01:12:52] Like.

[01:12:53] Maybe this isn't like.

[01:12:54] She didn't want it to get to the extreme.

[01:12:56] Where she's getting blocked and shit.

[01:12:57] But I think that she's probably like.

[01:12:59] She was fine.

[01:13:00] With the.

[01:13:01] With the fighting.

[01:13:01] Like she.

[01:13:02] It was like.

[01:13:03] Eventful for her.

[01:13:04] Because otherwise.

[01:13:05] Why would she.

[01:13:07] Like.

[01:13:07] Just let it.

[01:13:08] Go.

[01:13:09] Like.

[01:13:09] This far.

[01:13:10] She starts showing each other.

[01:13:11] The picture.

[01:13:12] Stuff like that.

[01:13:13] Like.

[01:13:13] Weird.

[01:13:14] There's more lore.

[01:13:15] In the comments.

[01:13:17] Oh good.

[01:13:18] Sorry to break it away.

[01:13:20] But.

[01:13:20] Okay.

[01:13:20] Apparently.

[01:13:21] He has worked.

[01:13:22] For two years.

[01:13:24] In a behavioral ward.

[01:13:26] And he believes.

[01:13:28] That the patients.

[01:13:29] Are unethically treated.

[01:13:30] And that.

[01:13:31] Real psychology.

[01:13:32] Is not being done.

[01:13:34] And.

[01:13:34] The.

[01:13:35] American health care system.

[01:13:36] Is failing these people.

[01:13:37] Because all it does.

[01:13:38] Is.

[01:13:39] It doesn't help them.

[01:13:40] And I quote.

[01:13:41] All they do.

[01:13:42] Either they don't truly help.

[01:13:43] Fix their mental states.

[01:13:45] They just drug them up.

[01:13:46] Like zombies.

[01:13:47] These.

[01:13:47] Okay.

[01:13:48] So now.

[01:13:48] The problem is.

[01:13:49] I think he's getting.

[01:13:51] Psychologists.

[01:13:52] Confused with psychiatrists.

[01:13:54] In the health care system.

[01:13:56] Yeah.

[01:13:56] Because I mean.

[01:13:57] Because it's like.

[01:13:58] Psychiatrists are the ones that run.

[01:13:59] That do that shit.

[01:14:00] Right.

[01:14:01] They're the ones who are drugging you up.

[01:14:02] Right.

[01:14:03] Or am I getting like.

[01:14:04] What is the.

[01:14:05] Difference.

[01:14:08] I don't know.

[01:14:10] Yeah.

[01:14:10] Here we go.

[01:14:11] Between psychologists.

[01:14:12] And psychiatrists.

[01:14:13] Main difference.

[01:14:13] Okay.

[01:14:13] So here we go.

[01:14:14] AI.

[01:14:15] Oh actually.

[01:14:18] What is this?

[01:14:19] Yourhealthmind.org.

[01:14:20] That sounds official.

[01:14:22] Psychiatrists are medical doctors.

[01:14:24] Psychologists are not.

[01:14:25] Psychiatrists prescribe medication.

[01:14:27] Psychologists do not do that.

[01:14:28] Psychiatrists diagnose illnesses.

[01:14:30] Manage treatment.

[01:14:30] And provide a range of therapies.

[01:14:32] For complex and serious mental illnesses.

[01:14:34] Psychologists focus on.

[01:14:36] Providing psychotherapy.

[01:14:38] To help patients.

[01:14:39] So yeah.

[01:14:40] That's what I'm talking about.

[01:14:40] He's like.

[01:14:41] He thinks that psychologists.

[01:14:42] The dude.

[01:14:43] That you know.

[01:14:43] Like the Sigmund Freud.

[01:14:44] Sitting.

[01:14:45] Sit on the fucking.

[01:14:46] Like couch.

[01:14:47] And talk to me.

[01:14:47] Like when he's got.

[01:14:48] Tell me about your father.

[01:14:50] Yeah.

[01:14:50] That's not the same.

[01:14:51] As what a psychiatrist says.

[01:14:52] Psychiatrists is what happens.

[01:14:54] When you have like.

[01:14:54] A fucking schizophrenic breakdown.

[01:14:56] Like.

[01:14:57] Terry Davis.

[01:14:58] Do you have anxiety?

[01:15:00] Yeah.

[01:15:01] Here's a weed card.

[01:15:03] Those guys are psychiatrists.

[01:15:06] Here's some.

[01:15:06] Here's a.

[01:15:07] Here's a weed gummy.

[01:15:08] Yeah.

[01:15:09] He's a fucking dumb dumb.

[01:15:11] But I think that.

[01:15:13] I don't know.

[01:15:13] Just because you're getting college educated.

[01:15:15] Doesn't mean you're.

[01:15:16] Like fucking wise.

[01:15:17] All right.

[01:15:17] There's a lot of fucking dummies in college.

[01:15:19] That are just.

[01:15:20] Like.

[01:15:21] Honing in one direction.

[01:15:23] And like.

[01:15:23] Just getting really smart about one thing.

[01:15:25] And then there's.

[01:15:26] They just.

[01:15:26] Are completely oblivious about a whole.

[01:15:29] Whole range of other things.

[01:15:30] And I think it makes sense too though.

[01:15:32] It's like the.

[01:15:32] The whole like.

[01:15:33] The.

[01:15:34] Whatever you just said.

[01:15:36] The mental health care system.

[01:15:37] Or whatever.

[01:15:37] I think that there are fucking problems with it.

[01:15:40] But.

[01:15:42] I mean.

[01:15:43] You'll take it out on your fucking girlfriend's friend.

[01:15:45] Who is majoring in psychology.

[01:15:47] Especially if you think that a psychologist can.

[01:15:49] Is the one involved in all of that.

[01:15:51] She's 20 years old.

[01:15:53] Yeah.

[01:15:54] She's 20 years old too.

[01:15:55] So that means that she probably is like.

[01:15:56] She's still taking college algebra one.

[01:15:59] Like she isn't even in her psychology classes yet.

[01:16:04] She's taking like.

[01:16:05] I don't know.

[01:16:06] Maybe intro to psychology.

[01:16:08] Yeah.

[01:16:09] These two people are fucking dumb.

[01:16:12] Like just so fucking dumb.

[01:16:15] Like that was the thing too.

[01:16:16] It's like you were like.

[01:16:17] Oh he's got.

[01:16:17] He's he's he's gonna.

[01:16:18] He's gonna defend himself.

[01:16:20] And then at first I was like.

[01:16:22] Oh that seems reasonable.

[01:16:23] Wait a minute.

[01:16:24] You're dumber.

[01:16:25] You're dumber now.

[01:16:26] Because.

[01:16:27] God damn you.

[01:16:29] Yeah.

[01:16:30] Poor guy.

[01:16:31] He tried though.

[01:16:32] He tried real hard to defend his point.

[01:16:34] One thing that.

[01:16:35] Not all psychologists or psychiatrists.

[01:16:38] I don't remember.

[01:16:39] I don't remember what.

[01:16:40] Where I heard this from.

[01:16:42] But um.

[01:16:43] It was when one of my fucking.

[01:16:44] Millions of video essays.

[01:16:46] But.

[01:16:47] Uh.

[01:16:48] The.

[01:16:48] He's talking about the ostentatious.

[01:16:50] And blunt thing.

[01:16:51] Um.

[01:16:53] Something that I try to talk.

[01:16:54] Because I like to talk to my friends.

[01:16:55] And like help them with.

[01:16:56] Through with their shit.

[01:16:57] And.

[01:16:58] I like to say something like.

[01:16:59] Like along the lines of.

[01:17:02] You can.

[01:17:03] Like saying the truth.

[01:17:04] And saying what needs to be said.

[01:17:06] Uh.

[01:17:06] Are like two different things.

[01:17:08] And.

[01:17:08] You can be truthful.

[01:17:10] In a way.

[01:17:11] That is a weapon.

[01:17:12] You know what I mean.

[01:17:14] And I think that people.

[01:17:15] Who.

[01:17:16] Hide behind the veneer of truth.

[01:17:18] In order to abuse people.

[01:17:19] I think that's like a special kind.

[01:17:21] Of like.

[01:17:22] Terrible.

[01:17:23] And.

[01:17:24] Because it.

[01:17:25] It really confuses people.

[01:17:26] Especially if.

[01:17:28] Because what you're saying.

[01:17:29] Has like.

[01:17:29] Truth to it.

[01:17:30] Obviously.

[01:17:30] You're saying the truth to them.

[01:17:32] Specifically.

[01:17:33] Because you know it's going to hurt their feelings.

[01:17:34] And.

[01:17:35] Or you're.

[01:17:42] Like.

[01:17:43] And people who hide behind that veneer.

[01:17:45] Like.

[01:17:45] Oh I'm just honest.

[01:17:46] Like no.

[01:17:46] You're just a fucking.

[01:17:47] You're a cunt dude.

[01:17:48] Like.

[01:17:49] You can.

[01:17:50] You can speak in a way.

[01:17:52] That doesn't just fucking hurt the people around you.

[01:17:54] And I think that this person.

[01:17:55] Is just a dickhead.

[01:17:56] But also.

[01:17:57] They're young and stupid.

[01:17:57] They're 20 years old.

[01:17:58] Isn't it wild?

[01:17:59] They're the same exact age.

[01:18:00] As the last time I asked one.

[01:18:01] It's all.

[01:18:01] And like.

[01:18:02] Misogyny is like.

[01:18:03] A big pillar.

[01:18:04] Of the.

[01:18:05] What a weird.

[01:18:06] It's.

[01:18:06] It just always happens.

[01:18:08] It's weird.

[01:18:08] That it happens.

[01:18:09] You know.

[01:18:09] It just happens like that.

[01:18:11] All right.

[01:18:12] Let's take a break.

[01:18:12] And then we can hit some World of Tanks.

[01:18:14] The music plays.

[01:18:15] Boop boop boop boop.

[01:18:21] All right.

[01:18:22] And we're back.

[01:18:23] World of Tanks Blitz.

[01:18:25] Tanks.

[01:18:26] Not war.

[01:18:27] Jump into a free to play MMO action shooter.

[01:18:30] With over 400 tanks.

[01:18:32] Enjoy stunning graphics.

[01:18:34] And intuitive touch controls.

[01:18:36] Engage in 7 vs 7 battles.

[01:18:39] Strategize with your team.

[01:18:41] And conquer diverse maths.

[01:18:43] Customize tanks.

[01:18:45] Unlock upgrades.

[01:18:46] And dive into adrenaline pumping action on mobile and PC.

[01:18:51] Okay.

[01:18:51] I.

[01:18:52] That description.

[01:18:53] Is full of lies.

[01:18:57] Like.

[01:18:57] I don't know.

[01:18:58] How they're getting away with this one.

[01:19:00] But anyways.

[01:19:01] Very positive reviews.

[01:19:02] Mostly positive.

[01:19:04] Uh.

[01:19:05] Just.

[01:19:06] We'll.

[01:19:06] We'll chew it apart later.

[01:19:08] But my history preconceptions with this game.

[01:19:09] Is.

[01:19:10] I love the crap out of base world of tanks.

[01:19:12] Usually go back and play it at least once a year.

[01:19:15] Uh.

[01:19:15] They had a mobile version came out.

[01:19:17] And this is their.

[01:19:18] Their wild riffs to their league of legends.

[01:19:20] This is like the smaller version.

[01:19:22] That you can fit in your phone.

[01:19:24] I don't think I ever played it on the phone.

[01:19:26] Uh.

[01:19:27] I downloaded it on my steam deck.

[01:19:28] Because it's on steam.

[01:19:30] Uh.

[01:19:30] This was released way back in 2016.

[01:19:32] So we're a little tardy to the party.

[01:19:34] By eight years.

[01:19:36] But.

[01:19:37] We.

[01:19:38] We'll see how it holds up.

[01:19:39] When we get into the review.

[01:19:41] It's.

[01:19:42] Nave.

[01:19:42] History preconceptions with world of tanks blitz.

[01:19:45] I didn't know this existed.

[01:19:47] I thought this was just a game mode in the original world of tanks.

[01:19:50] Like I thought this was just like something that you play.

[01:19:52] It's like a ram.

[01:19:53] Basically.

[01:19:54] Which is what it is.

[01:19:55] But it's like it's own.

[01:19:55] Yeah.

[01:19:55] Complete separate app.

[01:19:56] And.

[01:19:57] I didn't.

[01:19:58] I don't know why this is on steam.

[01:20:00] It's so weird.

[01:20:01] I think it's just a boost.

[01:20:02] The.

[01:20:02] The player count.

[01:20:04] Um.

[01:20:05] The player count.

[01:20:06] Yeah.

[01:20:06] It's.

[01:20:07] It's so bizarre that this is on steam.

[01:20:09] Because why would you ever play this instead of world of tanks?

[01:20:11] I mean.

[01:20:11] It is a different experience.

[01:20:12] It really is.

[01:20:13] But like.

[01:20:14] I don't know.

[01:20:15] We're going to talk about it.

[01:20:16] Because yeah.

[01:20:16] Phillip played on the steam deck.

[01:20:17] I was playing on my phone.

[01:20:18] On android.

[01:20:19] And.

[01:20:20] I probably played about.

[01:20:23] Yeah.

[01:20:23] About like two hours.

[01:20:25] Uh.

[01:20:25] similar to Phillip's.

[01:20:26] Um.

[01:20:27] I went and had like late Thanksgiving.

[01:20:29] This is the post Thanksgiving episode.

[01:20:30] Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[01:20:32] But um.

[01:20:33] I had a late Thanksgiving.

[01:20:35] And I went and see my mom.

[01:20:36] And my little sister.

[01:20:37] And.

[01:20:38] Uh.

[01:20:39] The older boy.

[01:20:41] Uh.

[01:20:42] My sister has sons.

[01:20:43] And the older boy.

[01:20:44] Was watching me play this.

[01:20:45] Because I was like.

[01:20:46] I got to get some fucking games in.

[01:20:47] Or Phillip's going to scream at me.

[01:20:48] And.

[01:20:49] I'm going to have a fucking tier one tank.

[01:20:51] And he's like.

[01:20:51] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:20:52] What have you been doing?

[01:20:53] Uh.

[01:20:54] But like.

[01:20:54] So.

[01:20:55] He was watching me play this.

[01:20:56] And he plays a ton of Call of Duty Mobile.

[01:20:57] And I was watching him play that.

[01:20:59] That's what reminded me.

[01:21:00] And I was like.

[01:21:00] This kid is insane at Call of Duty Mobile.

[01:21:03] Like.

[01:21:03] He's like.

[01:21:04] Sliding.

[01:21:04] Or he's like playing like I play.

[01:21:06] On.

[01:21:06] On the control pad.

[01:21:07] Because he like.

[01:21:07] He didn't grow up.

[01:21:08] He doesn't have to unlearn the control pad.

[01:21:11] Right?

[01:21:11] Like he doesn't have to unlearn the joy.

[01:21:13] Joysticks.

[01:21:13] Or whatever they're fucking called.

[01:21:15] And so.

[01:21:15] He's just grown up with the cell phone.

[01:21:17] Video games.

[01:21:18] And.

[01:21:19] He was sitting there watching me play.

[01:21:21] And I was like.

[01:21:21] He's going to hate this.

[01:21:22] He's not going to want to do anything.

[01:21:24] Because it's so slow compared to Call of Duty.

[01:21:28] And so.

[01:21:29] He played for about an hour.

[01:21:30] Also.

[01:21:31] Like on my account.

[01:21:32] And then I'll talk about that later.

[01:21:33] But it's going to come up.

[01:21:35] It's.

[01:21:35] It's eye opening.

[01:21:37] You know.

[01:21:38] How much better he was than me.

[01:21:40] In that one hour.

[01:21:41] At this game.

[01:21:44] That's so funny.

[01:21:46] Yeah.

[01:21:46] But I played about.

[01:21:47] You know.

[01:21:48] Two and a half hours of this game.

[01:21:51] I felt like longer.

[01:21:52] Honestly.

[01:21:53] But.

[01:21:54] Maybe it's because of how fast the matches go.

[01:21:56] You get so many matches in.

[01:21:58] Yeah.

[01:21:58] You went ahead and grabbed some steam reviews.

[01:22:01] So let's take a look at these guys.

[01:22:03] From a.

[01:22:04] Female anime profile picture.

[01:22:06] Casual Ash.

[01:22:08] With 0.8 hours on record.

[01:22:11] On record.

[01:22:12] So not even a full hour.

[01:22:13] He just says.

[01:22:14] Recommend.

[01:22:15] No arty.

[01:22:17] 10 out of 10.

[01:22:18] So he's.

[01:22:19] He's referencing that there is no artillery units.

[01:22:21] In this game.

[01:22:22] Because in.

[01:22:23] Original world of tanks.

[01:22:24] You have.

[01:22:25] Different classes.

[01:22:26] You have your light.

[01:22:27] Which is your scouts.

[01:22:28] Your medium.

[01:22:29] Your heavies.

[01:22:30] Your tank destroyers.

[01:22:32] And your.

[01:22:33] SPS.

[01:22:33] Which are like your mobile guns.

[01:22:36] Which are the artillery units.

[01:22:38] So.

[01:22:39] That's like a whole class of tank.

[01:22:41] That they just ripped out of the game.

[01:22:42] Because this is supposed to be.

[01:22:44] Nothing but.

[01:22:45] All the tanks rush to the middle.

[01:22:46] And just have a little.

[01:22:47] Clown fiesta.

[01:22:50] Which.

[01:22:51] People play regular world of tanks.

[01:22:53] Yeah.

[01:22:53] That's just normal.

[01:22:54] It's funny that.

[01:22:55] Yeah.

[01:22:55] And then the artillery.

[01:22:56] Is just in the background.

[01:22:58] Yeah.

[01:22:58] Just.

[01:22:59] Every once in a while.

[01:23:00] A shell will land in.

[01:23:02] Which they can just have it.

[01:23:03] Completely randomized.

[01:23:04] That there's just randomly shells.

[01:23:06] Flying.

[01:23:06] Yeah.

[01:23:07] It's totally the same experience.

[01:23:11] Because like.

[01:23:12] Most of the time.

[01:23:12] SPs are very.

[01:23:14] Inaccurate.

[01:23:15] Especially if they move at all.

[01:23:17] Because that just like.

[01:23:17] Completely destroys your aim.

[01:23:19] Because I love playing SPs.

[01:23:21] Because it's super relaxing.

[01:23:22] You just click on the.

[01:23:23] The bad tanks.

[01:23:24] So when you're in the.

[01:23:25] The far back.

[01:23:26] You're just sniping them.

[01:23:27] And it's.

[01:23:27] It's a lot of fun.

[01:23:28] Yeah.

[01:23:29] Especially because you're always.

[01:23:30] Chasing that dopamine.

[01:23:31] It's really extreme.

[01:23:32] You're always chasing the dopamine.

[01:23:33] Yeah.

[01:23:34] Of that time that you shot in a random spot.

[01:23:36] And hit someone.

[01:23:36] And you're like.

[01:23:37] Like.

[01:23:38] Oh my god.

[01:23:39] Oh yeah.

[01:23:41] Because like.

[01:23:42] Your shells are so big.

[01:23:43] When you fire.

[01:23:44] It's like a one hit kill.

[01:23:45] So if you hit somebody.

[01:23:47] So like.

[01:23:47] Like when you shoot.

[01:23:48] And you miss.

[01:23:49] It like leaves a big dust plume.

[01:23:51] And that happens.

[01:23:52] If you shoot someone.

[01:23:53] And hit them.

[01:23:53] Even if they're not revealed.

[01:23:55] The bullet just vanishes.

[01:23:57] And you're just like.

[01:23:58] Oh.

[01:23:58] But neuron activate.

[01:24:00] Oh.

[01:24:01] Something's there.

[01:24:02] Yeah.

[01:24:04] It's like you're playing battleship.

[01:24:05] And you're like.

[01:24:06] We just gadinged them.

[01:24:08] Yeah.

[01:24:09] It's literally a battleship.

[01:24:09] All right.

[01:24:10] You want this next one?

[01:24:11] Shall show.

[01:24:13] With 1.4 hours.

[01:24:15] Not recommended.

[01:24:17] It says.

[01:24:18] The community collectively.

[01:24:20] Has a lower IQ.

[01:24:21] Than a bag of rocks.

[01:24:24] What does he mean by that?

[01:24:26] What did he mean by this?

[01:24:28] I don't know.

[01:24:29] Maybe this next person will help us.

[01:24:30] I understand.

[01:24:32] Maybe.

[01:24:33] This is from Daria.

[01:24:37] With 427 hours on record.

[01:24:39] When a recommend.

[01:24:42] Says.

[01:24:43] This community.

[01:24:44] Collectively has a lower IQ.

[01:24:46] Than a bag of rocks.

[01:24:49] Oh.

[01:24:49] That's so cool.

[01:24:49] These are like.

[01:24:50] They're separated.

[01:24:51] By like 15 reviews.

[01:24:53] I just thought.

[01:24:54] What a ying.

[01:24:54] And what a yang.

[01:24:56] You know.

[01:24:58] So you either love it or you hate it.

[01:24:59] See.

[01:25:00] I wanted to highlight that.

[01:25:02] In the description.

[01:25:03] It says.

[01:25:03] Engage in.

[01:25:04] 7 vs 7 battles.

[01:25:06] Strategize.

[01:25:07] With your team.

[01:25:09] Steam.

[01:25:09] There's no strategy.

[01:25:11] Going on.

[01:25:12] In this.

[01:25:13] Especially with the mix of like.

[01:25:14] Steam to mobile gamers.

[01:25:16] Like.

[01:25:16] If you had a pre-made.

[01:25:17] You could definitely have strategy.

[01:25:19] Me.

[01:25:19] When me and Eve were playing together.

[01:25:20] We were strategic.

[01:25:22] Yeah.

[01:25:23] We were taking hills.

[01:25:24] There is zero chance.

[01:25:25] Of a strategy.

[01:25:26] We.

[01:25:27] I could have played with nothing but bots.

[01:25:29] Like.

[01:25:29] Phillip was the only human.

[01:25:31] I ever interacted with.

[01:25:32] And I would not know.

[01:25:33] I just wouldn't know.

[01:25:34] Because it's.

[01:25:36] Like.

[01:25:37] The whole lower IQ.

[01:25:39] Bagger rocks.

[01:25:39] It is like.

[01:25:40] Everyone was so dumb.

[01:25:42] Like.

[01:25:42] I don't know what the fuck was going on.

[01:25:44] And.

[01:25:44] Even the enemies.

[01:25:46] I did.

[01:25:47] I would run in every now and then.

[01:25:48] There would be a tank like.

[01:25:49] Bobbing and weaving.

[01:25:50] And I'm like.

[01:25:50] Oh shit.

[01:25:50] This is a real fight now.

[01:25:52] Oh.

[01:25:53] He's got the moves.

[01:25:54] But yeah.

[01:25:55] So.

[01:25:56] Tank jutsu.

[01:25:58] The.

[01:25:59] Tank jutsu.

[01:26:00] The.

[01:26:01] That was the last review.

[01:26:02] So we can start getting into the discussion points.

[01:26:03] I was talking about my nephew.

[01:26:05] And.

[01:26:06] When I was watching him play.

[01:26:08] So I was doing the thing.

[01:26:09] Like.

[01:26:09] In world of tanks.

[01:26:10] You have to like.

[01:26:10] Hide around corners.

[01:26:11] Use bushes.

[01:26:12] Use hills.

[01:26:13] To your advantage.

[01:26:14] So that you're just barely peeking over.

[01:26:15] And stuff like that.

[01:26:16] A lot of stealth.

[01:26:17] I was doing that.

[01:26:18] That's probably why I was so successful.

[01:26:19] Because no one's really doing that.

[01:26:20] And then.

[01:26:21] I watched.

[01:26:22] I watched my nephew play.

[01:26:23] And he was also.

[01:26:24] Not doing that.

[01:26:25] But he was just as successful.

[01:26:27] As I was.

[01:26:27] Like.

[01:26:27] He was getting two.

[01:26:28] Three.

[01:26:29] Kills.

[01:26:30] In a match.

[01:26:30] Like.

[01:26:31] I.

[01:26:31] It really was surprising.

[01:26:33] I.

[01:26:33] So I sat down with him.

[01:26:35] And I was trying to explain him.

[01:26:36] Because I was like.

[01:26:37] The hardest thing is definitely going to be explaining how tanks drive.

[01:26:40] Because.

[01:26:40] It is just an analog stick you're driving.

[01:26:42] But like.

[01:26:43] Tanks.

[01:26:43] You know.

[01:26:44] You can't like.

[01:26:45] Intuitively turn.

[01:26:46] But he doesn't know how cars intuitively turn.

[01:26:48] So it's like.

[01:26:49] It didn't take him that long to understand.

[01:26:51] Especially because in this game.

[01:26:52] It's really useful.

[01:26:53] There are arrows.

[01:26:55] Showing you.

[01:26:55] Like.

[01:26:56] You know.

[01:26:56] The backup cams.

[01:26:57] In cars.

[01:26:58] The backup cam.

[01:27:00] And it shows you like.

[01:27:00] Where you're about to go.

[01:27:01] The backup cams.

[01:27:02] Yeah.

[01:27:02] That's exactly how the driving works in that game.

[01:27:05] And that actually really helped him understand.

[01:27:09] And so.

[01:27:10] I didn't even.

[01:27:11] So there's a button on the screen.

[01:27:12] Where you zoom in.

[01:27:13] I didn't need to explain it.

[01:27:14] He just instantly knew what that was.

[01:27:16] Like.

[01:27:16] Like.

[01:27:17] He just like.

[01:27:17] Started playing it right away.

[01:27:19] And.

[01:27:19] There were things on the screen.

[01:27:21] Where it's like.

[01:27:21] At the top of the screen.

[01:27:22] You can see the types of tanks.

[01:27:24] That are on your team.

[01:27:24] And on the enemy team.

[01:27:25] And they're lit up.

[01:27:26] Green and red.

[01:27:26] Dead.

[01:27:27] And if they die.

[01:27:28] They go away.

[01:27:28] Like.

[01:27:29] They gray out.

[01:27:29] And he immediately.

[01:27:31] Like.

[01:27:31] He was just sitting over.

[01:27:32] He hadn't played a single match yet.

[01:27:33] But he was just watching me.

[01:27:35] And he's like.

[01:27:35] Oh.

[01:27:35] One of your teammates died.

[01:27:36] And I'm like.

[01:27:37] How the fuck do you know that?

[01:27:39] Like.

[01:27:39] How do you know that?

[01:27:40] That's what that means?

[01:27:42] Like.

[01:27:42] It's.

[01:27:43] Bizarre to me.

[01:27:44] You know what I mean?

[01:27:46] Yeah.

[01:27:46] Either the game is really good at conveying.

[01:27:49] Information to the player.

[01:27:50] Or.

[01:27:50] He's very game literate.

[01:27:53] Yeah.

[01:27:53] It's one of those two.

[01:27:55] Also.

[01:27:56] There are some things that this game does not convey very well.

[01:27:59] Which is most things.

[01:28:01] But like.

[01:28:01] Dude.

[01:28:01] It's so goofy with some of the things.

[01:28:04] One of the things that I like.

[01:28:05] Like the light bulb or the red armor.

[01:28:07] Yeah.

[01:28:08] Well.

[01:28:08] That's what I was saying.

[01:28:09] Is that.

[01:28:10] I love the red armor.

[01:28:11] Actually.

[01:28:12] Like.

[01:28:13] I.

[01:28:13] So.

[01:28:13] No.

[01:28:14] It's good.

[01:28:14] It's not in the original.

[01:28:16] It.

[01:28:16] So.

[01:28:16] In this game.

[01:28:17] So.

[01:28:18] You know.

[01:28:18] They're tanks.

[01:28:19] They have a lot of armor.

[01:28:19] I was trying to explain this to him.

[01:28:21] And.

[01:28:21] I.

[01:28:22] If it weren't for that red armor.

[01:28:23] It would have been really hard to explain to him.

[01:28:25] Like.

[01:28:25] There are some parts of the tank.

[01:28:26] Where the armor is thicker.

[01:28:28] And.

[01:28:28] And you're not going to make it through.

[01:28:30] Or there's some parts of the tank.

[01:28:31] Where it's slanted.

[01:28:32] And your bullets are going to get deflected.

[01:28:33] And we just dinged them.

[01:28:34] And yada yada.

[01:28:35] And so.

[01:28:36] But.

[01:28:36] Whenever he aimed.

[01:28:38] Yeah.

[01:28:38] And saw the tank with the red.

[01:28:40] I was just like.

[01:28:41] Don't shoot the red.

[01:28:42] And then he's just like.

[01:28:43] Oh.

[01:28:44] Okay.

[01:28:44] That makes sense.

[01:28:46] And he just started killing the shit out of people.

[01:28:47] And then eventually.

[01:28:48] He's like.

[01:28:50] Wire.

[01:28:50] What's the red mean?

[01:28:51] And I was just like.

[01:28:52] Then I'm like.

[01:28:53] Oh.

[01:28:53] The tank.

[01:28:53] You know.

[01:28:54] Has a lot of metal in it.

[01:28:55] Right?

[01:28:56] And he's like.

[01:28:56] Yeah.

[01:28:56] They're big.

[01:28:57] And I'm like.

[01:28:57] Okay.

[01:28:57] So there's some parts that just.

[01:28:59] Have more metal in them.

[01:29:00] And he's like.

[01:29:01] Oh.

[01:29:01] Yeah.

[01:29:02] That makes sense.

[01:29:02] You know what I mean?

[01:29:03] It's like.

[01:29:03] This is incredible actually.

[01:29:05] For like.

[01:29:06] There's a lot of visual information.

[01:29:08] That I just really take for granted.

[01:29:09] In video games.

[01:29:10] And that.

[01:29:11] Especially in this kind of game.

[01:29:13] Where it's like.

[01:29:13] Oh.

[01:29:14] I.

[01:29:14] A lot of this.

[01:29:15] Could be like.

[01:29:18] Watching this.

[01:29:19] And I think this is probably a better game.

[01:29:21] Than Call of Duty.

[01:29:22] Where they're like.

[01:29:22] Slashing each other.

[01:29:23] Fucking.

[01:29:24] Opening each other up.

[01:29:25] Like fucking turkeys.

[01:29:26] With knives and shit.

[01:29:27] In their execution.

[01:29:31] God.

[01:29:33] Let's see.

[01:29:34] Another thing to go back in the description.

[01:29:36] Is.

[01:29:37] At the very beginning.

[01:29:37] It says.

[01:29:38] Tanks.

[01:29:38] Not war.

[01:29:39] I actually agree with this one.

[01:29:41] Because it doesn't feel like war.

[01:29:43] It feels like tanks playing paintball.

[01:29:45] With each other.

[01:29:46] Because.

[01:29:46] You're kind of popping around the corners.

[01:29:48] It takes.

[01:29:49] So many shots.

[01:29:50] To kill someone.

[01:29:51] Dude.

[01:29:52] Yeah.

[01:29:53] That's one thing.

[01:29:54] That's crazy.

[01:29:54] From World of Tanks.

[01:29:55] In World of Tanks.

[01:29:56] You would just.

[01:29:57] Vanish.

[01:29:57] Like life is fleeting.

[01:29:59] In World of Tanks.

[01:30:01] Normal.

[01:30:01] Yeah.

[01:30:01] And so.

[01:30:02] Whenever you play this game.

[01:30:03] You have got to get.

[01:30:04] You have.

[01:30:05] You.

[01:30:05] You will get.

[01:30:06] You have.

[01:30:07] 15 opportunities.

[01:30:08] To correct your.

[01:30:09] Your behavior.

[01:30:10] You know what I mean?

[01:30:11] It's like.

[01:30:11] You.

[01:30:11] You're going to get shot a million times.

[01:30:13] Before.

[01:30:13] I mean.

[01:30:14] Death.

[01:30:14] Death comes.

[01:30:15] If you pop over a hill.

[01:30:16] And there's five enemy tanks.

[01:30:17] All looking directly at you.

[01:30:19] You could instantly die.

[01:30:21] Assuming they all aimed at you in shot.

[01:30:23] Chances are.

[01:30:23] They're not.

[01:30:24] All going to aim at you.

[01:30:25] Because they're not coordinated.

[01:30:26] Or watching the same hill.

[01:30:28] Another chance.

[01:30:29] Well at least one of them is going to miss.

[01:30:31] Because he's just a bad shot.

[01:30:32] And so you're only going to get hit.

[01:30:34] Maybe twice.

[01:30:35] At most.

[01:30:35] In one round.

[01:30:36] Or whatever.

[01:30:37] Or one little thing.

[01:30:37] And then you'd be like.

[01:30:38] Skate skirt.

[01:30:39] And throw it in reverse.

[01:30:40] And go back down the hill.

[01:30:42] Yeah.

[01:30:42] And I think that's another thing.

[01:30:44] Like you said.

[01:30:44] A lot of chances.

[01:30:47] So in this game.

[01:30:48] It says seven versus seven.

[01:30:49] I never played a match like that.

[01:30:51] I always only played five v five.

[01:30:54] I don't know if that's just a population thing.

[01:30:56] Yeah.

[01:30:57] Well that's the thing.

[01:30:58] Whenever you.

[01:30:58] It's just like a normal world of tanks.

[01:31:00] When you start playing.

[01:31:00] You can see how many people are queuing up.

[01:31:02] In all the tiers.

[01:31:03] And tier four.

[01:31:04] Where we were at.

[01:31:05] Is like.

[01:31:06] One of the three or four most popular.

[01:31:08] It's like tier four.

[01:31:09] Five.

[01:31:09] Five.

[01:31:09] Six.

[01:31:09] And seven.

[01:31:10] Where like all the.

[01:31:11] Where most of the population was.

[01:31:13] And so.

[01:31:14] I mean.

[01:31:14] I don't know.

[01:31:15] It's.

[01:31:16] Maybe if you get high.

[01:31:17] I mean.

[01:31:17] It's definitely.

[01:31:18] If you're playing tier 10.

[01:31:19] You only have like fucking 50 people to play with.

[01:31:21] It's like.

[01:31:23] But also at the same time.

[01:31:24] It's not like there's only 50 people in the whole game.

[01:31:26] But like these games are firing off.

[01:31:28] Over and over and over again.

[01:31:29] So it's like.

[01:31:31] You're.

[01:31:32] It's.

[01:31:32] The population is bigger than it would look.

[01:31:34] Because of.

[01:31:35] When you.

[01:31:36] And you.

[01:31:36] When.

[01:31:36] When you die in this game.

[01:31:37] You can just leave.

[01:31:38] And just go right into another game.

[01:31:40] With a different tank.

[01:31:41] It doesn't matter.

[01:31:42] So.

[01:31:43] I don't know.

[01:31:44] It's a.

[01:31:44] Which I think the longest we waited for a match.

[01:31:46] Was like four seconds.

[01:31:48] Yeah.

[01:31:48] Before we just popped in.

[01:31:49] So there was no queue time.

[01:31:52] Which leads me to believe there are bots.

[01:31:54] There has to be.

[01:31:55] Like.

[01:31:55] I don't know.

[01:31:56] Like it just.

[01:31:57] I felt like I was playing some.

[01:31:59] Dumb dumbs.

[01:31:59] Mm-hmm.

[01:32:02] Okay.

[01:32:02] So.

[01:32:03] In the tutorial.

[01:32:03] They make you play.

[01:32:04] Against and with bots.

[01:32:06] So there's definitely.

[01:32:08] Code for bots somewhere.

[01:32:10] Yeah.

[01:32:11] So.

[01:32:12] Like.

[01:32:12] There could be bots in this game.

[01:32:13] But we definitely played against some real dummies.

[01:32:16] There could have been children there.

[01:32:18] But this is the thing.

[01:32:19] It's like.

[01:32:19] If I didn't watch my nephew play.

[01:32:21] I would have been like.

[01:32:22] Well.

[01:32:22] I mean.

[01:32:23] And maybe.

[01:32:23] Like.

[01:32:24] Maybe.

[01:32:24] Legit.

[01:32:24] My nephew's just really game literate.

[01:32:26] And.

[01:32:27] And I just really.

[01:32:28] Underestimated that.

[01:32:29] But.

[01:32:29] When I watched him play.

[01:32:31] He was.

[01:32:32] Cleaning up.

[01:32:32] Like.

[01:32:33] He understood what the mini map was.

[01:32:34] Like.

[01:32:35] So.

[01:32:35] When an enemy is spotted.

[01:32:37] And you're not looking at them.

[01:32:38] There's a little red arrow.

[01:32:39] And he was just like.

[01:32:40] What is that?

[01:32:41] And he just turned where the red arrow is pointing.

[01:32:43] And he's like.

[01:32:44] Oh.

[01:32:44] There's a guy.

[01:32:45] And so he just started shooting them.

[01:32:46] So it's like.

[01:32:47] There was times where I would be like.

[01:32:49] In a corner.

[01:32:49] Like.

[01:32:50] Like.

[01:32:50] I would be fucking sweating.

[01:32:51] In World of Tanks Bloods.

[01:32:53] And like.

[01:32:54] Just angling at 45 degrees.

[01:32:56] And barely exposing my front.

[01:32:58] And.

[01:32:58] And then.

[01:32:59] Someone would drive past me.

[01:33:01] And then.

[01:33:02] Like.

[01:33:03] Just keep going.

[01:33:04] And I'm like.

[01:33:04] What is that guy doing?

[01:33:05] And so I just would start shooting him in the ass.

[01:33:07] And I would hit him like.

[01:33:08] Three or four times.

[01:33:09] The weakest armor.

[01:33:10] Until he would turn around.

[01:33:12] Like.

[01:33:12] After the fourth.

[01:33:13] Third or fourth shot.

[01:33:14] And then.

[01:33:14] He'd already be half dead.

[01:33:15] And then.

[01:33:15] He had no chance to kill me.

[01:33:17] I'd just shoot him.

[01:33:18] Seventeen more times.

[01:33:20] Because.

[01:33:20] That's how much health we have.

[01:33:24] Oh.

[01:33:25] And.

[01:33:25] You get tracked multiple times.

[01:33:27] And then you just pop back up.

[01:33:28] Instantly.

[01:33:29] Like.

[01:33:29] I don't know.

[01:33:29] You get tracked for like.

[01:33:30] Three seconds.

[01:33:31] I was wondering if that was just a low tier thing.

[01:33:34] Or if like.

[01:33:35] That's legit.

[01:33:36] Like.

[01:33:37] Because I would track someone.

[01:33:38] I would ping them.

[01:33:39] And by the time I reloaded.

[01:33:40] They're not tracked anymore.

[01:33:41] I'm like.

[01:33:42] What is the point?

[01:33:43] Like.

[01:33:43] Why even track them at all?

[01:33:46] But also.

[01:33:47] My nephew loved.

[01:33:48] I think he's like.

[01:33:49] Lower their mobility for a second.

[01:33:50] The moment I told him that.

[01:33:52] You can shoot their wheels off.

[01:33:53] He was like.

[01:33:54] Always aiming for the wheels.

[01:33:55] No matter what.

[01:33:56] Like.

[01:33:56] He just wanted to stop.

[01:33:57] But yeah.

[01:33:57] It's like.

[01:33:58] Dude.

[01:33:58] You little shit.

[01:33:59] Like.

[01:34:00] I bet you pick people up in Fortnite.

[01:34:01] And carry them away from their friends.

[01:34:03] Like I do.

[01:34:06] So funny.

[01:34:08] All right.

[01:34:09] Oh.

[01:34:09] The thing is.

[01:34:10] How did he handle the aiming?

[01:34:11] Because much like.

[01:34:12] Normal world of tanks.

[01:34:14] If you're moving.

[01:34:15] Your aiming ridicule.

[01:34:16] Is all over the damn place.

[01:34:18] Yeah.

[01:34:18] Or if you're even moving your turret.

[01:34:20] But sitting still.

[01:34:21] Aiming still all over the place.

[01:34:22] You have to sit for a second.

[01:34:23] And wait for your aim to settle.

[01:34:25] Before you can take a shot.

[01:34:26] Or you can always shoot wild.

[01:34:28] But you're.

[01:34:29] You're not going to hit anything.

[01:34:31] One thing is that.

[01:34:32] I think he.

[01:34:32] Because he watched me play.

[01:34:33] Like two or three games.

[01:34:34] Before he started playing.

[01:34:35] I think he just.

[01:34:36] He noticed.

[01:34:37] That I wasn't driving.

[01:34:38] Whenever I would shoot.

[01:34:39] I don't think I ever.

[01:34:41] Articulated that.

[01:34:42] That you.

[01:34:42] If you're driving it.

[01:34:43] Your aim is worse.

[01:34:45] But.

[01:34:47] The.

[01:34:47] The green circle.

[01:34:49] Like really is.

[01:34:51] It.

[01:34:51] Like.

[01:34:51] The visual information is there.

[01:34:53] And I think in call of.

[01:34:55] In call of duty.

[01:34:56] If you're moving fast.

[01:34:57] Then you don't shoot.

[01:34:59] Like accurately.

[01:35:00] Like you have to slow down and aim.

[01:35:02] And that naturally makes your character slow down.

[01:35:03] So.

[01:35:04] I think he just kind of picked up on that.

[01:35:06] But.

[01:35:06] He definitely did not understand the turret.

[01:35:09] So.

[01:35:10] Which never really came up.

[01:35:11] But there are times when a tank is like.

[01:35:13] On.

[01:35:13] Like literally fridge kissing your tank.

[01:35:15] And it's driving in a circle around you.

[01:35:17] And so he would shoot like.

[01:35:19] In a 30 degree angle away from him.

[01:35:21] Because the turret's not turning fast enough.

[01:35:23] But.

[01:35:24] I don't think he even noticed.

[01:35:25] That that wasn't.

[01:35:26] That it wasn't happening.

[01:35:28] But I mean.

[01:35:29] He did figure out the thing.

[01:35:30] So.

[01:35:31] It's also weird.

[01:35:32] Whenever you were.

[01:35:33] Because you were playing on the steam deck.

[01:35:34] We had like.

[01:35:35] All the buttons on the screen.

[01:35:36] But another thing that was really.

[01:35:39] Interesting.

[01:35:40] Is that.

[01:35:40] That I was talking to you about.

[01:35:42] The magnet aim.

[01:35:43] Like how.

[01:35:44] The game.

[01:35:44] The game like literally.

[01:35:45] Lock.

[01:35:46] It has lock on.

[01:35:47] And then you just like.

[01:35:48] You can just drive around freely.

[01:35:50] Without aiming.

[01:35:51] And it will just like.

[01:35:52] Perfectly aim at them.

[01:35:53] And you were saying that.

[01:35:54] It didn't have that on the steam deck.

[01:35:57] I mean.

[01:35:58] Maybe it's a button.

[01:35:59] That I just didn't know what.

[01:36:00] It actually did.

[01:36:01] But the way I would aim.

[01:36:02] Is I had the right stick.

[01:36:03] To do like big aims.

[01:36:05] And then I would zoom in.

[01:36:07] With the triggers.

[01:36:08] And then I would switch to usually.

[01:36:10] The track pad on the right side.

[01:36:11] For like fine aim.

[01:36:13] And I could really target.

[01:36:14] Whatever I wanted.

[01:36:14] And just like.

[01:36:15] Thumb press.

[01:36:16] To shoot.

[01:36:17] Yeah.

[01:36:18] So it was like.

[01:36:18] Really natural.

[01:36:19] And on the mobile version.

[01:36:21] Your tank just automatically.

[01:36:23] Will like lock on.

[01:36:24] Like the moment an enemy.

[01:36:25] Like you're looking in the.

[01:36:27] General vicinity of an enemy.

[01:36:28] It'll instantly lock on.

[01:36:30] And then even if you zoom in.

[01:36:32] It'll still be locked on.

[01:36:33] And so.

[01:36:34] And then you fine aim.

[01:36:35] As you're locked on.

[01:36:36] Like where you want to shoot.

[01:36:37] So you can even like.

[01:36:39] Head them off.

[01:36:40] So you can aim.

[01:36:41] Like it'll still be locked onto them.

[01:36:42] But you can aim like.

[01:36:43] A little ahead of them.

[01:36:44] If they're like driving fast.

[01:36:45] To the side or something.

[01:36:46] It's like.

[01:36:47] Actually really.

[01:36:49] Definitely.

[01:36:50] It is like cheating.

[01:36:51] It feels like I'm cheating.

[01:36:52] Makes it feel really playable.

[01:36:53] On mobile.

[01:36:54] Because I assume the mobile experience.

[01:36:55] Is not the best.

[01:36:58] I actually didn't mind it.

[01:36:59] I mean.

[01:37:00] I was having a lot of fun.

[01:37:02] I mean.

[01:37:03] It was dumb.

[01:37:04] Like I was like.

[01:37:04] I'm beating.

[01:37:05] I'm beating up all the kids.

[01:37:06] It's so weird for me.

[01:37:11] This is funny.

[01:37:12] Because it does feel like.

[01:37:13] Oh I'm not letting my kids play Call of Duty.

[01:37:15] It's too violent.

[01:37:16] Or something.

[01:37:17] But you can play World of Tanks.

[01:37:19] Or something.

[01:37:19] Like.

[01:37:20] I don't know what.

[01:37:21] What phone games.

[01:37:22] Kids would actually be interested in.

[01:37:24] As far as shooters go.

[01:37:25] I mean.

[01:37:25] Fortnite's on the phone right?

[01:37:27] Fortnite.

[01:37:28] Yeah.

[01:37:29] But some people don't like Fortnite.

[01:37:30] Oh my god.

[01:37:32] The effort it takes.

[01:37:34] To buy something on Fortnite.

[01:37:36] For a child account.

[01:37:37] Is insane.

[01:37:39] Because I spend like.

[01:37:40] A lot of hoops.

[01:37:40] 40 minutes.

[01:37:41] Just trying to buy.

[01:37:42] A skin.

[01:37:43] There's so many hoops.

[01:37:44] You'd be better off just giving them an adult account.

[01:37:46] And just.

[01:37:47] Or something like that.

[01:37:48] I don't know.

[01:37:49] For parents out there.

[01:37:50] I know you're paying.

[01:37:51] Fortnite sucks.

[01:37:52] For your kids.

[01:37:56] Which.

[01:37:57] Talk about.

[01:37:58] Microtransactions.

[01:37:59] This game has.

[01:38:00] Endless notifications.

[01:38:02] Telling me about all the events.

[01:38:04] All the red circles.

[01:38:05] All the things I need to click on.

[01:38:06] All the upgrades.

[01:38:08] All the different currencies I can buy.

[01:38:09] Because you can buy.

[01:38:10] You know.

[01:38:11] Gold experience.

[01:38:12] You can buy valor points.

[01:38:13] You can buy gold currency.

[01:38:15] You can buy silver currency.

[01:38:17] And that's not even related to the free experience.

[01:38:19] That you're earning.

[01:38:20] Or whatever.

[01:38:21] I don't know.

[01:38:21] Like.

[01:38:21] There's so many things.

[01:38:23] You can buy in this game.

[01:38:24] It makes my head hurt.

[01:38:26] Than base world attacks.

[01:38:28] Yeah.

[01:38:28] It's definitely worse.

[01:38:29] Than base world of things.

[01:38:31] Because I just have no idea.

[01:38:33] What I'm fucking looking at.

[01:38:33] I mean.

[01:38:33] Maybe I just don't know.

[01:38:34] What new world of tanks looks like.

[01:38:36] But.

[01:38:37] Like on.

[01:38:37] Because on world of tanks.

[01:38:38] You buy the tanks.

[01:38:39] And you have like the ammos.

[01:38:40] And stuff like that.

[01:38:41] But like.

[01:38:41] I don't remember like battle passes.

[01:38:43] And shit.

[01:38:44] Maybe it's there.

[01:38:45] And I just.

[01:38:46] I just.

[01:38:46] I'm so numb to it.

[01:38:48] I'm so.

[01:38:49] Apathetic.

[01:38:50] Or.

[01:38:52] Apathetic.

[01:38:52] To it.

[01:38:53] I'm like.

[01:38:53] I don't fucking care.

[01:38:54] I don't.

[01:38:55] I don't want to look at it.

[01:38:56] I'm not going to engage with it.

[01:38:57] Fuck you.

[01:38:58] Also.

[01:38:59] For even suggesting.

[01:39:03] Well.

[01:39:04] Another thing.

[01:39:05] Much like how.

[01:39:06] There's now.

[01:39:07] Snoop Dogg.

[01:39:08] And Juice WRLD.

[01:39:08] In Fortnite.

[01:39:10] Guess who.

[01:39:11] World of tanks got.

[01:39:12] Which.

[01:39:13] I assume this is dead mouse.

[01:39:14] I don't think I've ever actually heard it said out loud.

[01:39:17] Yeah.

[01:39:17] It's dead mouse.

[01:39:18] It's dead mouse.

[01:39:18] Dead mouse five.

[01:39:21] Yeah.

[01:39:22] Dead mouse five.

[01:39:23] See.

[01:39:23] Now you're fucking me.

[01:39:24] Because like.

[01:39:24] I don't know.

[01:39:24] This is gonna be something weird.

[01:39:25] Like.

[01:39:25] Oh.

[01:39:26] It's German.

[01:39:26] It's dead mouse.

[01:39:28] Or moose.

[01:39:29] Or something.

[01:39:30] That is funny.

[01:39:31] Because like.

[01:39:31] He's a guy with a hat.

[01:39:32] The German tanks are like.

[01:39:33] Some of the most popular tanks.

[01:39:34] And I think there is like.

[01:39:35] The Mauser or whatever.

[01:39:36] Yeah.

[01:39:36] Is that a tank?

[01:39:37] Or is that a gun?

[01:39:38] Yeah.

[01:39:39] There's the Mauser tank.

[01:39:40] I think it's a tank.

[01:39:42] We can look this up in a second.

[01:39:43] But let's not.

[01:39:44] He's a mystery alive.

[01:39:48] But yeah.

[01:39:48] There's a crossover.

[01:39:49] So we got a cool cutscene.

[01:39:50] I guess.

[01:39:51] With like.

[01:39:51] Spray painted tanks.

[01:39:53] And like.

[01:39:54] Techno music plays.

[01:39:55] Every time you start a match.

[01:39:57] That's the full crossover.

[01:39:58] That I noticed.

[01:40:00] Oh.

[01:40:00] Did you link me the Mauser?

[01:40:03] No.

[01:40:04] I went to link the.

[01:40:05] How long ago?

[01:40:05] Did they put the skin on the Mauser?

[01:40:07] I only had the end of the Wikipedia link.

[01:40:11] So it's just.

[01:40:12] That's the name of the name.

[01:40:13] Oh yes.

[01:40:14] That's.

[01:40:15] I bet.

[01:40:15] Is that the.

[01:40:17] Panzer 8.

[01:40:17] Mauser.

[01:40:18] Do you think.

[01:40:20] That.

[01:40:20] Like.

[01:40:20] That's why dead mouse.

[01:40:22] Is.

[01:40:23] You know.

[01:40:24] Linking up.

[01:40:25] Like.

[01:40:25] Dude.

[01:40:25] Does he have a skin?

[01:40:26] Is that what the whole thing is?

[01:40:28] No.

[01:40:29] That's what I was just going to say.

[01:40:30] There is a tank skin.

[01:40:31] But I think it can be applied to any tank.

[01:40:33] I don't think it just goes on the mouse.

[01:40:36] Which.

[01:40:36] Have you read mouse?

[01:40:39] Uh.

[01:40:40] No.

[01:40:41] I.

[01:40:41] But that's what the Nazis imagery and shit.

[01:40:43] Right?

[01:40:46] Yeah.

[01:40:46] That's the Nazi one where the.

[01:40:47] The Jewish are cats.

[01:40:49] Or no.

[01:40:50] The Jewish are mouse.

[01:40:51] And the Nazis are cats.

[01:40:52] And the American are dogs.

[01:40:54] That's fun.

[01:40:57] The.

[01:40:57] Good book.

[01:40:58] Recommend it.

[01:40:59] This dead mouse event.

[01:41:00] What the fuck is going on?

[01:41:02] This is just.

[01:41:03] It just looks like Fortnite.

[01:41:05] Like.

[01:41:06] Have you showed me the picture?

[01:41:07] I know.

[01:41:07] It doesn't make sense.

[01:41:09] This is wild.

[01:41:12] Uh.

[01:41:13] I was interested though.

[01:41:14] So I went on Steam.

[01:41:15] And you can scroll back in the game's activities.

[01:41:18] See other events going on.

[01:41:20] And.

[01:41:21] There is some weird.

[01:41:23] Events that happened.

[01:41:24] Like.

[01:41:25] Back in November.

[01:41:26] They did.

[01:41:26] Ivory Tower.

[01:41:27] Which looks like Art Deco.

[01:41:30] They did a jungle.

[01:41:32] One.

[01:41:32] That's the Vortex of Souls.

[01:41:34] They did.

[01:41:36] A like.

[01:41:37] Volcano one.

[01:41:38] Called.

[01:41:39] Operation Bard Song.

[01:41:41] It's supposed to be like a legendary.

[01:41:43] Fantasy thing.

[01:41:44] And then there's the.

[01:41:45] Hollow Live.

[01:41:47] Festival.

[01:41:48] That they did.

[01:41:49] Back in September.

[01:41:50] So they are just throwing.

[01:41:51] Everything they can in here.

[01:41:55] Yeah.

[01:41:56] I mean.

[01:41:57] Which.

[01:41:58] If those are unfamiliar.

[01:41:59] Hollow Live is like.

[01:42:00] Vocaloid.

[01:42:01] Like.

[01:42:02] Hat Milk.

[01:42:03] Hat Seen Milk.

[01:42:04] Miku or whatever.

[01:42:08] So.

[01:42:09] World Tanks is a strange place.

[01:42:11] Where you can get.

[01:42:12] World War 2 enthusiasts.

[01:42:13] And Hollow Live fans together.

[01:42:15] Yeah.

[01:42:15] Hollow Live is.

[01:42:17] VTubers.

[01:42:17] It's not.

[01:42:18] Vocaloid.

[01:42:19] Is what you're thinking of.

[01:42:20] Oh it's not.

[01:42:22] Oh.

[01:42:22] I guess I did.

[01:42:23] Are you sure?

[01:42:24] Yeah.

[01:42:24] Because that's what Gaara is.

[01:42:26] Like the shark girl.

[01:42:28] Don't ask me about this.

[01:42:29] I don't want to expose.

[01:42:30] Like how fucking deep.

[01:42:31] I am in this shit.

[01:42:32] I mean.

[01:42:33] I don't know much about VTubers.

[01:42:34] Honestly.

[01:42:35] You share the link.

[01:42:37] The what?

[01:42:38] What's the link of them playing.

[01:42:40] The link of them playing.

[01:42:42] Grand Theft Auto.

[01:42:43] And they sing along with.

[01:42:47] They're saying the N word.

[01:42:48] Yeah.

[01:42:50] That's different though.

[01:42:51] That's so funny.

[01:42:52] That shit is iconic.

[01:42:54] That shit is fucking iconic.

[01:42:59] I think we can link that in.

[01:43:01] Last time we talked about it.

[01:43:02] I did.

[01:43:03] Controversially.

[01:43:04] Actually it wasn't controversial.

[01:43:05] I don't think anyone said anything.

[01:43:06] I did.

[01:43:08] Nobody fucking questions anything.

[01:43:10] I knew at this point.

[01:43:11] Nobody just.

[01:43:11] Everyone's just like.

[01:43:12] Nave did it.

[01:43:14] There he goes.

[01:43:16] Alright.

[01:43:16] Yeah.

[01:43:16] So World of Tanks.

[01:43:17] This feels like a.

[01:43:19] It looks like a bad mobile cash grab.

[01:43:23] Is it not?

[01:43:24] But it's also kind of fun.

[01:43:26] It is.

[01:43:27] It is 100% a mobile game cash grab.

[01:43:30] There is a lot of monetization.

[01:43:33] A lot of crossovers.

[01:43:35] A lot of events.

[01:43:35] A lot.

[01:43:36] Like five different battle passes.

[01:43:37] This game is choked with notifications.

[01:43:43] Do you have any other meat points?

[01:43:46] Uh.

[01:43:47] No.

[01:43:47] I'm like looking up.

[01:43:48] Cause you were saying mobile cash grab.

[01:43:49] I.

[01:43:49] I have to show you this game.

[01:43:51] Uh.

[01:43:52] Tencent.

[01:43:53] The fucking Chinese.

[01:43:55] Mega conglomerate.

[01:43:56] Um.

[01:43:57] They're publishing.

[01:43:58] I love those guys.

[01:43:59] They did.

[01:43:59] Yeah.

[01:43:59] My favorite.

[01:44:00] Arena of Valor.

[01:44:01] Uh.

[01:44:02] I think they also do Call of Duty Mobile.

[01:44:04] So.

[01:44:06] Yeah.

[01:44:06] They do.

[01:44:07] I think they also.

[01:44:08] They do a lot of games.

[01:44:11] There is a.

[01:44:13] A new game coming out.

[01:44:14] Are those guys buying Pokemon Unite as well?

[01:44:16] Probably.

[01:44:17] What you got?

[01:44:18] The.

[01:44:19] There is a.

[01:44:19] A game they're coming out with.

[01:44:21] It doesn't matter what the name is.

[01:44:22] And I.

[01:44:23] I don't really want to shout out that anyway.

[01:44:24] But it looks exactly like.

[01:44:27] Horizon.

[01:44:28] The PlayStation game.

[01:44:30] So.

[01:44:31] I'm just gonna.

[01:44:31] Like here.

[01:44:32] Look at this.

[01:44:32] Because here's a.

[01:44:33] Here's a side by side.

[01:44:34] Of the key art.

[01:44:35] For both of them.

[01:44:41] Oh yeah.

[01:44:41] That's blatant.

[01:44:42] Yeah.

[01:44:43] This looks like.

[01:44:43] Um.

[01:44:43] When.

[01:44:44] Uh.

[01:44:45] Genshin Impact came out.

[01:44:47] And they were like.

[01:44:48] Is this just Breath of the Wild?

[01:44:49] And like.

[01:44:50] No.

[01:44:50] There's gotcha mechanics.

[01:44:53] There's anime girls.

[01:44:54] Lots of waifus.

[01:44:56] So don't worry about it.

[01:44:58] Which.

[01:45:00] Genshin Impact.

[01:45:01] Uh.

[01:45:01] It's alright.

[01:45:02] I played it for about.

[01:45:03] 45 minutes.

[01:45:04] I'm like okay.

[01:45:05] Alright.

[01:45:06] I understand.

[01:45:07] I mean.

[01:45:08] I don't understand.

[01:45:09] I haven't seen a single.

[01:45:09] Gotcha.

[01:45:10] I've seen what's happening here.

[01:45:10] Yet.

[01:45:11] But I don't.

[01:45:12] I just.

[01:45:12] I'm not.

[01:45:12] I'm not very far.

[01:45:13] Um.

[01:45:15] Yeah man.

[01:45:16] Uh.

[01:45:16] This game is a definitely.

[01:45:17] A mobile cash grab.

[01:45:18] But I mean.

[01:45:19] It's not terrible.

[01:45:20] Um.

[01:45:21] If you.

[01:45:21] Enjoy playing against children and bots.

[01:45:24] Which some people do.

[01:45:25] I mean like.

[01:45:25] People play Call of Duty Zombies.

[01:45:27] I see you guys out there.

[01:45:30] Yeah.

[01:45:31] Another thing is like.

[01:45:32] There's no.

[01:45:33] I've noticed anything like.

[01:45:35] Pop-up ads or anything like that.

[01:45:38] I mean the pop-up ads are like.

[01:45:39] Completely supported.

[01:45:42] Oh.

[01:45:42] You mean like ad ads.

[01:45:44] Yeah.

[01:45:45] I haven't seen any ads either.

[01:45:46] Yeah.

[01:45:46] Uh.

[01:45:46] You're getting flash banged by all their.

[01:45:49] So the game is supported by the microtransactions.

[01:45:51] Yeah.

[01:45:52] Fucking microtransactions.

[01:45:53] Yeah.

[01:45:56] Which I'm okay with.

[01:45:58] To a point or whatever.

[01:45:59] Like anytime I see.

[01:46:00] Like a banner ad on a game.

[01:46:02] Or a pop-up ad.

[01:46:03] That you have to like.

[01:46:04] Wait five seconds to skip.

[01:46:06] I'm instantly like.

[01:46:07] I need to uninstall this.

[01:46:10] Like I have.

[01:46:11] Zero chill with that anymore.

[01:46:13] Yeah.

[01:46:14] And then I see like my daughter.

[01:46:15] Playing those games on her phone.

[01:46:17] And I'm like.

[01:46:18] That developer's scum.

[01:46:20] Or something.

[01:46:21] And then she's like.

[01:46:22] Willingly watching ads.

[01:46:24] In the game.

[01:46:24] And like getting.

[01:46:25] Like currency in the game.

[01:46:27] To get extra lives and time and stuff.

[01:46:29] And I'm like.

[01:46:29] Like I feel like the only way.

[01:46:31] You can.

[01:46:32] Do that.

[01:46:33] Positively.

[01:46:34] Is if it's like.

[01:46:35] 100% optional.

[01:46:36] Because I've seen that before.

[01:46:37] In games too.

[01:46:38] Where it'll be like.

[01:46:39] Hey.

[01:46:40] Do you want like.

[01:46:41] 10% bonus.

[01:46:42] For the next hour.

[01:46:43] Or whatever.

[01:46:43] For your clicker game.

[01:46:44] And watch a 10 second ad.

[01:46:47] And then I'd be like.

[01:46:48] Yeah.

[01:46:48] That's great.

[01:46:48] Oh.

[01:46:48] That's literally Magikarp Jump.

[01:46:50] Did you play Magikarp Jump?

[01:46:52] Dude.

[01:46:52] I liked Magikarp Jump.

[01:46:53] Yeah.

[01:46:55] Yeah.

[01:46:56] It had ads in it.

[01:46:57] But they were completely optional.

[01:46:58] You could say.

[01:46:59] No.

[01:46:59] I don't want to watch the ad.

[01:47:00] And just move on.

[01:47:03] You know.

[01:47:04] They just don't make them.

[01:47:05] Like they used to.

[01:47:06] Four years ago.

[01:47:08] Dude.

[01:47:09] Magikarp.

[01:47:10] Magikarp Jump was a weird one.

[01:47:11] Dude.

[01:47:12] I loved that game though.

[01:47:14] My Magikarp.

[01:47:15] We're jumping fucking.

[01:47:15] To the moon.

[01:47:20] Yeah.

[01:47:20] I'm sure you did really good.

[01:47:21] With whatever.

[01:47:23] I don't even remember what you chose in that game.

[01:47:24] Your Magikarp just got better.

[01:47:26] Randomly.

[01:47:28] I don't remember either.

[01:47:29] They like mutated.

[01:47:30] They like.

[01:47:30] Have different color patterns and shit.

[01:47:34] Yeah.

[01:47:35] All right.

[01:47:36] Are you ready to go to final words?

[01:47:39] Let's Magikarp.

[01:47:40] Jump over to it.

[01:47:41] So I'll take these first final words.

[01:47:44] This game.

[01:47:46] It's tough because it's like.

[01:47:48] I got to put a little like asterisk on there.

[01:47:50] In normal circumstances.

[01:47:52] Just go play World of Tanks.

[01:47:53] It's on Xbox.

[01:47:55] It's on PC.

[01:47:57] Go play base World of Tanks.

[01:47:59] You don't really need this game.

[01:48:01] But.

[01:48:01] In a weird situation.

[01:48:03] Much like Pokemon Unite.

[01:48:05] Where you're trapped with your bros.

[01:48:06] You guys only have your phones.

[01:48:08] Or something like that.

[01:48:09] I bet if you got everyone to download this game.

[01:48:12] It would be a lot of fun.

[01:48:13] Having like a full crew.

[01:48:15] Like maybe you're.

[01:48:16] I don't know.

[01:48:17] Like all on vacation or something together.

[01:48:19] Or like on a.

[01:48:20] A TDY business trip.

[01:48:22] Or something like that.

[01:48:23] If everybody had the game downloaded.

[01:48:24] This could be a lot of fun.

[01:48:26] Just having a whole group together.

[01:48:28] Maybe it's a tornado.

[01:48:29] And the power's out.

[01:48:31] And you guys are fighting for your lives in a basement.

[01:48:33] Have everyone download a copy of.

[01:48:36] World of Tanks Blitz.

[01:48:37] And you're going to survive that tornado hopefully.

[01:48:39] And make some friends along the way.

[01:48:41] So this is recommended for me.

[01:48:43] Unless you have access to better games.

[01:48:46] Or you're just going to.

[01:48:47] Yeah and then you'll die.

[01:48:48] And you won't even know.

[01:48:48] Like not connect to the game very well.

[01:48:50] Because everyone's trying to call their loved ones at once.

[01:48:52] And all the phone lines are tied up.

[01:48:55] That's what I want.

[01:48:56] Yeah meanwhile you're just trying to play World of Tanks.

[01:48:59] That's the note I want to end the episode on.

[01:49:01] Yeah I kind of recommend this as well.

[01:49:03] Because you know it's a free mobile game.

[01:49:05] I mean I don't think I would recommend it on Steam.

[01:49:07] Just play normal World of Tanks.

[01:49:08] I don't think this is like.

[01:49:09] I don't think the gameplay justifies.

[01:49:11] It's own little app.

[01:49:14] Like it's not as fun as like ARAM and League of Legends.

[01:49:17] It's not really like a good way to pull off Steam.

[01:49:19] Especially because you have to restart.

[01:49:21] Like completely.

[01:49:22] You have to like get your new.

[01:49:22] I mean I don't know if you can link your Battle.net.

[01:49:25] Or whatever the fuck it's called.

[01:49:27] Account to this.

[01:49:28] And like get your fucking head sir.

[01:49:31] Which we never brought up.

[01:49:32] But the head sir that's kind of weird.

[01:49:34] But like I don't know if you can bring your head sir over from normal World of Tanks.

[01:49:37] And play it over here like you can in League.

[01:49:39] But I don't know.

[01:49:40] It's.

[01:49:42] It's fine.

[01:49:44] For a mobile game.

[01:49:45] I can't get my Xbox gamer score.

[01:49:47] So that kind of pisses me off.

[01:49:51] I don't see people playing it for very long.

[01:49:55] But it kind of satiates the World of Tanks feel.

[01:49:58] For like a little bit.

[01:50:00] And World of Tanks is a lot of gigs.

[01:50:02] It's very big on the Xbox.

[01:50:03] So it takes a little while to download.

[01:50:05] This game is like 4 megabytes or something.

[01:50:07] Like pathetic.

[01:50:09] You know what I mean?

[01:50:10] What?

[01:50:10] No on Steam.

[01:50:12] I even linked it in there.

[01:50:13] In Steam it's 15 gigabytes.

[01:50:16] 15 gigs?

[01:50:17] It can't be that on mobile.

[01:50:18] Let me go look.

[01:50:19] Yeah.

[01:50:20] No probably not.

[01:50:22] Which that's what I was going to bring up too.

[01:50:23] Like going through the description.

[01:50:25] It talks about stunning graphics.

[01:50:28] Now I don't know if like.

[01:50:29] I'd have to check my graphics settings on the Steam Deck.

[01:50:32] But I don't think it's scaled down that much.

[01:50:34] And the graphics are not stunning.

[01:50:37] Even base World of Tanks is not really stunning to look at.

[01:50:41] Yeah.

[01:50:41] I think the thing is that.

[01:50:43] Like it looks really good on the phone.

[01:50:46] Which so does Call of Duty.

[01:50:48] Call of Duty looks insane on the phone.

[01:50:49] But I mean I knew if I played it on the TV it would look like shit.

[01:50:54] I don't know how to see how big it is.

[01:50:55] So I'm just going to uninstall it.

[01:50:57] Because I think it'll say.

[01:51:03] Uninstalling live on camera.

[01:51:05] Yeah.

[01:51:05] It is 127 megabytes on the phone.

[01:51:08] Yeah.

[01:51:09] It's a very tiny little game.

[01:51:10] Oh.

[01:51:11] That's insanely small.

[01:51:13] Yeah.

[01:51:13] It's already done redownloading.