Episode 176: Gears of War Ultimate - Based and Clownpilled

[00:00:00] We're gonna keep it in this room that I'm in, that way whenever people come over they can pay their respects and everything

[00:00:07] Yeah, rip Aaron, rip Aaron, rip Aaron

[00:00:11] You're gonna have like Twisted Tees poured on you every other weekend

[00:00:15] Right on my big fat fucking clown shoes, please

[00:00:21] Once you get to 69 Twisted Tees, you get revived

[00:00:33] Your fucking hideous picture on Discord fucking jump scared me when you first messaged me

[00:00:40] Are you talking about mine?

[00:00:42] Yeah

[00:00:42] Good, I like that

[00:00:44] It's just me and my clown

[00:00:46] I could bring the clown over here so everyone could like hang out with him

[00:00:52] Yeah, show everyone the clown

[00:00:53] The clown

[00:00:54] He's right behind me

[00:00:55] He's just sitting menisively

[00:00:57] It's terrible

[00:00:57] Right here

[00:00:58] It's probably the worst thing that she ever brought to the house

[00:01:01] Eww

[00:01:04] I know, isn't that an eww

[00:01:06] Like

[00:01:08] It's got hair

[00:01:09] God, it has teeth

[00:01:10] Look at this hair

[00:01:11] That's like the face shape of the hooves from the Grinch

[00:01:15] It's like mangy

[00:01:16] It does look like

[00:01:18] It looks like it has mangy

[00:01:20] It has a nail in the top of his head as well

[00:01:23] Oh cool

[00:01:24] And I'm not really sure why that's there

[00:01:26] Is it

[00:01:28] Was it blessed by a rabbi to keep the demon trapped in there?

[00:01:31] I got him at like an antiques and oddities shop

[00:01:35] I just saw him

[00:01:37] That's how horror movies start

[00:01:38] I saw him like sitting on this couch

[00:01:41] And I was like man, I really fucking like that

[00:01:43] But he didn't have a price tag or anything

[00:01:46] Then I was like, ah, it's fine

[00:01:47] And then I just kept thinking about him

[00:01:49] You were just

[00:01:50] Word

[00:01:50] Fucking every bullet point

[00:01:52] Is a fucking horror movie

[00:01:53] Like I couldn't stop

[00:01:55] I really couldn't

[00:01:56] He like was speaking to me

[00:01:58] And I was like, hey

[00:01:58] Is this guy for sale?

[00:02:02] That's Beelzebub

[00:02:03] When you brought it up to the counter

[00:02:04] Did they recoil?

[00:02:06] Like

[00:02:06] They're like, oh my god

[00:02:07] You can have it

[00:02:08] Take it

[00:02:08] Get it out of here

[00:02:09] See a little purple shock from their finger

[00:02:11] Like, Jesus Christ

[00:02:12] No, they were like

[00:02:13] It's 40 bucks

[00:02:14] I was like, I'll take it

[00:02:18] He's great

[00:02:19] He's like from like the 50s or 60s

[00:02:21] I've looked up his like manufacturer before

[00:02:24] But

[00:02:24] Why are old timey clowns so fucking disgusting?

[00:02:28] Like they're all so revolting and terrifying

[00:02:30] Whereas like today's clowns

[00:02:32] Maybe it's because we're so fucking scared of clowns now

[00:02:35] But like today's clowns are so watered down

[00:02:37] And lame

[00:02:38] You know there's a real toad in the living room

[00:02:41] A taxidermy toad behind you

[00:02:43] A toad?

[00:02:44] Where?

[00:02:44] Yeah

[00:02:45] It's on that

[00:02:46] Where?

[00:02:46] Little shelf by the TV

[00:02:47] That's a real toad

[00:02:49] That's a real frog?

[00:02:51] Yeah

[00:02:51] She's sneaking shit into the house

[00:02:53] It is real

[00:02:54] Please be gentle with it

[00:02:55] I really like it

[00:02:57] Don't break it

[00:02:58] I would be sad

[00:02:59] Chris, do you have any taxidermy in your house?

[00:03:01] Fuck no

[00:03:02] You didn't grab him?

[00:03:03] No

[00:03:04] You told me to be careful with it

[00:03:05] I mean, you can pick him up

[00:03:07] You can show

[00:03:08] You can show them

[00:03:09] Oh, it's fine

[00:03:10] It looks like a frog

[00:03:11] I don't want to touch it

[00:03:12] Just eat it at the computer

[00:03:13] Yeah

[00:03:14] I wanted to jump out of my hands

[00:03:17] Um

[00:03:46] Alright

[00:04:16] True

[00:04:18] It's like a champion's meal

[00:04:20] That's the new Slim Fast

[00:04:22] Can you like meal prep it?

[00:04:24] It's the new like monster energy drink and a cigarette

[00:04:26] Meal prep boba

[00:04:30] Take a fucking seat Oprah

[00:04:32] I just thought about that

[00:04:34] A cigarette drag and then a mouthful of boba

[00:04:36] Yeah

[00:04:37] Chewing

[00:04:38] There's gotta be some satisfying shit right there

[00:04:40] That's gotta be an awful fucking mouthfeel

[00:04:43] This is coming from someone who like just quit nicotine two weeks ago

[00:04:46] And I'm still like fiending for it

[00:04:49] Oh, shit

[00:04:50] That's how you get the weeps to smoke

[00:04:52] Give them nicotine boba

[00:04:54] Oh my god

[00:04:55] Oh, jeez

[00:04:57] That was the thing with the

[00:04:58] What was that game, Rachel

[00:05:00] That I played recently

[00:05:01] And it was like they tricked weebs to play a game that's actually good for once

[00:05:05] I don't remember

[00:05:06] It was the

[00:05:07] That was a fucking review for one of the games I was talking about

[00:05:09] But anyway

[00:05:10] I have no idea

[00:05:10] We just recently went to a fucking concert

[00:05:13] We saw Within the Ruins

[00:05:15] But Hatebreed also came through the same day

[00:05:19] And so there was only like 50 people in the whole show

[00:05:22] And I felt like shit

[00:05:24] I felt so bad for them

[00:05:25] I felt like I was personally responsible

[00:05:27] The whole time

[00:05:28] We were fucking it up

[00:05:30] Yeah

[00:05:31] No one else was

[00:05:32] But we were fucking it up

[00:05:34] It's scary to be in a mosh pit where there's only like four people

[00:05:37] Because there's so much room

[00:05:38] Because that's the thing

[00:05:39] If you're in a big fucking wily ass mosh pit

[00:05:42] There's like 60 people in there

[00:05:43] If you get hit and fall over

[00:05:44] You're probably

[00:05:45] 80% chance you're gonna fall on someone

[00:05:47] And they're gonna catch you

[00:05:48] Right?

[00:05:49] But whenever there's only four of you

[00:05:51] You're gonna hit an elbow

[00:05:52] You're gonna hit a bar

[00:05:54] Like you're gonna hit something

[00:05:55] The ground

[00:05:56] I just like got slammed into that

[00:05:59] Giant thing that was in the center of the stage at one point

[00:06:02] Yeah that was

[00:06:03] What is it?

[00:06:03] It's like a speaker I think

[00:06:04] But like

[00:06:05] A speaker but not a speaker?

[00:06:07] I don't know

[00:06:07] It looks like a speaker but it's not

[00:06:09] I don't

[00:06:10] My camera just stopped working

[00:06:11] Whatever

[00:06:12] Yeah well flash us your

[00:06:13] Flash us your titties Aaron

[00:06:14] And see

[00:06:20] Nothing changed

[00:06:21] I feel that man

[00:06:22] The Hatebreed concert was like that

[00:06:24] That one picture that's going around

[00:06:26] From that trapped show

[00:06:27] Where they're like at an Arby's

[00:06:28] Playing for like one person

[00:06:30] Yeah well no it was the

[00:06:31] Within the Ruins show

[00:06:32] Everyone went to the Hatebreed show

[00:06:34] Apparently that show was like

[00:06:35] Closed to sold out

[00:06:36] Made me feel like shit

[00:06:37] That's wild

[00:06:38] Within the Ruins is so fucking good

[00:06:40] I think I even messaged you about that

[00:06:41] It's so good

[00:06:41] I haven't heard their newer shit

[00:06:43] I think the last one I heard was

[00:06:45] Whatever album it was

[00:06:46] That was like really really fucking purple

[00:06:49] But yeah they're good

[00:06:50] I'm gonna look them up

[00:06:51] Elite

[00:06:52] It's called Elite

[00:06:53] Elite

[00:06:54] Yeah that's it

[00:06:55] But yeah that's some real

[00:06:56] Nerd math core shit

[00:06:58] If anyone wants to listen to that

[00:06:59] It's like a baby between

[00:07:00] Algebra and a chainsaw

[00:07:03] That's what Within the Ruins

[00:07:04] Sounds like

[00:07:06] Yeah

[00:07:06] What happened earlier today

[00:07:08] So earlier we were

[00:07:09] Taking the dog out for a walk

[00:07:10] And there was these people

[00:07:11] Screaming at the top

[00:07:12] Of their lungs outside

[00:07:13] No

[00:07:14] We were peacefully sitting inside the apartment

[00:07:17] And then Austin comes into the bedroom

[00:07:18] He's like hey

[00:07:20] There's a bunch of cops outside

[00:07:21] Arresting some guy

[00:07:22] He's screaming

[00:07:23] Can you hear him?

[00:07:24] Do you want to go take the dog for a walk?

[00:07:26] I didn't want people to know

[00:07:28] That I am the type of person

[00:07:30] That goes out to watch the cops arrest the person

[00:07:33] So I was like hell yeah

[00:07:34] Then we took the dog for a really long walk

[00:07:37] No okay so in between where the cops were

[00:07:40] And where we were

[00:07:41] There was like this little like

[00:07:42] Like chest high wall

[00:07:43] Like a chest high wall from Gears of War

[00:07:45] And Rachel was up against it

[00:07:47] Like she was Sam Fisher

[00:07:48] Like trying to listen as hard as possible

[00:07:51] Cause this dude was like

[00:07:52] This bitch has been cheating on me

[00:07:54] For like six months

[00:07:55] Dude

[00:07:55] And so all of her shit

[00:07:57] Was on the ground outside

[00:07:58] And I felt so bad

[00:08:00] I just liked hearing the part

[00:08:02] Where he was just like

[00:08:03] You're going to prison now bitch

[00:08:07] I don't know why

[00:08:10] Hell yeah

[00:08:11] But I'm pretty sure

[00:08:12] I don't know what he was screaming

[00:08:13] But I'm pretty sure

[00:08:14] All I heard was

[00:08:15] Help!

[00:08:16] Help!

[00:08:17] And I'm like

[00:08:18] What the fuck has gone on?

[00:08:20] And I look outside

[00:08:23] I still don't know what's going on

[00:08:26] Yeah he was southern accent

[00:08:27] Yeah

[00:08:28] Almost everyone around here

[00:08:29] Has southern accents

[00:08:30] But um

[00:08:31] I kind of have a southern one too

[00:08:32] A little bit

[00:08:33] The uh

[00:08:33] I think probably what happened was

[00:08:35] Um

[00:08:35] He was fighting with her

[00:08:37] And throwing her shit on the ground

[00:08:38] And she was hitting him or something

[00:08:39] And he was screaming help

[00:08:40] Cause I

[00:08:41] I can't

[00:08:42] I can't imagine he said anything else

[00:08:43] And then like a little bit later

[00:08:45] The cops showed up

[00:08:46] And I was like

[00:08:46] Oh my god

[00:08:47] This guy's gonna get shot

[00:08:48] This guy's

[00:08:49] This guy's going berserk

[00:08:51] But no nothing happened

[00:08:52] It was very fun though

[00:08:53] It was a nice way to start the day

[00:08:55] Yeah

[00:08:56] Yeah

[00:08:56] Like a

[00:08:57] Bring out a good old Starbucks cup

[00:08:59] Just watching them get tackled by cops

[00:09:01] Basically a monster and a cigarette

[00:09:03] That was like right after

[00:09:04] Me crying for three hours

[00:09:06] Cause I finished Yakuza 0

[00:09:08] Finally today

[00:09:09] Oh okay

[00:09:10] And just spent the last three hours of it crying

[00:09:13] Well that's good

[00:09:14] Let's go into games we're playing

[00:09:16] So Rachel

[00:09:17] Yeah

[00:09:17] You were playing Yakuza 0

[00:09:18] It was sad

[00:09:19] I finally finished it

[00:09:20] I've

[00:09:21] It took like

[00:09:23] 70 hours

[00:09:24] Did not finish

[00:09:26] A lot of sub stories

[00:09:27] But that's okay

[00:09:28] That sounds like

[00:09:30] Sounds like Yakuza

[00:09:31] Alright

[00:09:32] I needed to finish it

[00:09:33] It was very

[00:09:34] It

[00:09:35] It was very emotional

[00:09:36] It was a journey

[00:09:37] This morning

[00:09:38] It's been a long day

[00:09:39] Yeah it was

[00:09:40] It was great

[00:09:40] Cause at the beginning

[00:09:41] You were kinda like

[00:09:42] Laughing at stuff

[00:09:43] And then at the end

[00:09:44] You were like

[00:09:45] You would pull your hair

[00:09:46] Like as a wall

[00:09:47] In between me and you

[00:09:49] And I'm like

[00:09:49] I'm just gonna be still

[00:09:51] And just pretend

[00:09:51] I don't see her doing that

[00:09:52] Because she's crying

[00:09:54] Right now

[00:09:55] I was just actively

[00:09:56] Trying not to sob

[00:09:58] Was the thing

[00:09:58] I was like

[00:09:59] I can hide the tears

[00:10:01] But I can't hide the sobs

[00:10:03] Yeah

[00:10:04] Man

[00:10:04] It was great

[00:10:05] I loved it

[00:10:06] Pretty good game

[00:10:07] Alright so now

[00:10:08] You have to play 7

[00:10:09] And then you have to play

[00:10:10] The man who erased his name

[00:10:12] And then you will

[00:10:13] Really know crying

[00:10:13] I was trying

[00:10:15] I was telling her

[00:10:15] That that's probably

[00:10:16] The hardest I've ever

[00:10:17] Cried at a video game

[00:10:18] Was Gaiden

[00:10:18] The man who erased his name

[00:10:20] The end of that game

[00:10:21] Is like

[00:10:22] So insanely gut wrenching

[00:10:24] But at the same time

[00:10:25] If she skips to it

[00:10:26] Then I don't know

[00:10:27] How much she's gonna like it

[00:10:28] Also

[00:10:28] She doesn't

[00:10:29] You don't seem to like

[00:10:30] Kiryu that much

[00:10:31] Um

[00:10:32] I'm not

[00:10:33] As invested

[00:10:34] As in him

[00:10:35] Emotionally

[00:10:36] As other people

[00:10:37] No

[00:10:38] He's

[00:10:38] Like I like Kiryu

[00:10:40] He's

[00:10:41] He's cool

[00:10:41] Yeah

[00:10:42] But

[00:10:42] I'm sure I'll like him more

[00:10:44] The more I

[00:10:45] Like

[00:10:46] Get to know him

[00:10:47] Well so

[00:10:48] I was sitting there

[00:10:49] Watching for the last

[00:10:49] Two chapters

[00:10:50] And

[00:10:51] Every time Kiryu

[00:10:52] Would come up

[00:10:52] She would just

[00:10:53] Give me the controller

[00:10:54] And like

[00:10:55] So that I would

[00:10:55] Fight with him

[00:10:56] And I'm like

[00:10:56] I got bad news

[00:10:57] For you

[00:10:58] Uh

[00:10:58] This guy's the main

[00:11:00] Character of most

[00:11:01] Of the games

[00:11:01] No

[00:11:02] I gave you the

[00:11:03] Controller

[00:11:04] Whenever Machima

[00:11:05] Was fighting

[00:11:05] I was just tired

[00:11:06] Of fighting

[00:11:07] Yeah

[00:11:07] Honestly

[00:11:08] Honestly

[00:11:08] I was just like

[00:11:09] Man

[00:11:09] I need to beat

[00:11:10] This game

[00:11:10] Today

[00:11:11] But I

[00:11:12] Am so tired

[00:11:13] Of fighting

[00:11:14] Right now

[00:11:14] Okay

[00:11:15] The fighting thing

[00:11:16] Everyone experiences

[00:11:17] That in Yakuza

[00:11:18] Like eventually

[00:11:19] You

[00:11:19] Even the most

[00:11:20] Hardened veterans

[00:11:21] You're gonna get

[00:11:22] Tired

[00:11:22] Towards the end

[00:11:23] And you're gonna be like

[00:11:24] This has gotta stop

[00:11:25] Like

[00:11:25] I've gotta

[00:11:26] It's gotta end

[00:11:28] That was

[00:11:29] That was

[00:11:29] Today

[00:11:29] Today was the day

[00:11:31] Where I was like

[00:11:31] I am finishing

[00:11:32] This game

[00:11:33] It's like

[00:11:34] I'm on chapter

[00:11:35] 16 or whatever

[00:11:37] I was like

[00:11:38] It's gonna

[00:11:38] It's happening

[00:11:39] And you just

[00:11:40] Happen to be there

[00:11:41] To help me do that

[00:11:43] Yeah

[00:11:43] I think Zero

[00:11:44] Is one of the

[00:11:45] Longest ones too

[00:11:46] Like

[00:11:46] I mean

[00:11:46] The

[00:11:47] The

[00:11:47] The longest ones

[00:11:48] By far

[00:11:49] Are 7 and 8

[00:11:50] Cause they're JRPGs

[00:11:51] So they just

[00:11:52] Fucking go on forever

[00:11:53] I think Zero

[00:11:54] Is pretty long

[00:11:54] Because

[00:11:55] It's like

[00:11:55] Zero and 6

[00:11:56] Are both very long

[00:11:57] Cause they're like

[00:11:58] The later games

[00:11:59] You know

[00:11:59] And then 1 and 2

[00:12:00] Where there's only

[00:12:01] So much they could do

[00:12:02] Like they

[00:12:03] They could add stuff

[00:12:04] Like I don't know

[00:12:05] If they added anything

[00:12:05] I don't know

[00:12:06] What I'm talking about

[00:12:06] But yeah

[00:12:07] I'm glad that you

[00:12:08] Got through Zero

[00:12:09] Cause it's probably

[00:12:10] One of my favorites

[00:12:10] And it has some

[00:12:11] Of my favorite parts

[00:12:11] In it too

[00:12:12] We're always starting

[00:12:13] To talk about it

[00:12:13] If you streamline

[00:12:14] Yakuza Zero

[00:12:15] You're looking at

[00:12:16] 31 and a half hours

[00:12:18] That's not bad

[00:12:19] How long is 1

[00:12:20] According to how long

[00:12:20] To be

[00:12:22] Kiwami's not long

[00:12:23] I think that might be

[00:12:23] Like

[00:12:25] 20 to 15

[00:12:25] Yeah

[00:12:26] Kiwami 2

[00:12:27] Says 18 hours

[00:12:28] And Kiwami 1

[00:12:30] Says 18 hours

[00:12:32] Also

[00:12:32] Yeah

[00:12:32] So that game's

[00:12:33] Literally

[00:12:33] Both of

[00:12:34] 1 and 2

[00:12:35] Combined

[00:12:36] Eventually

[00:12:37] I'll get through

[00:12:38] Those games

[00:12:38] I made the mistake

[00:12:39] Of starting with 7

[00:12:40] And I think

[00:12:41] I'm toward the end

[00:12:43] Of 7

[00:12:43] Cause I'm at the part

[00:12:44] Where you have to raise

[00:12:44] Like fucking

[00:12:45] 7 million yen

[00:12:46] And I was like

[00:12:47] Dude

[00:12:48] Fuck that

[00:12:50] That's

[00:12:50] You just gotta go

[00:12:52] That's so easy

[00:12:53] Yeah

[00:12:53] Well that's the thing

[00:12:54] Is like

[00:12:54] If you're not doing

[00:12:55] The side stuff

[00:12:57] Then you won't

[00:12:58] Have the money

[00:12:59] But if you did

[00:13:00] Do the side stuff

[00:13:01] Then you're gonna

[00:13:02] Have like

[00:13:02] 20 billion yen

[00:13:04] So at that time

[00:13:05] God damn it

[00:13:06] So if you do

[00:13:07] The Ichiban Holdings

[00:13:10] Thing

[00:13:10] You pretty much

[00:13:12] Get the money

[00:13:12] Yeah

[00:13:13] You pretty much

[00:13:14] Get it by the end

[00:13:14] Of it

[00:13:15] Yeah

[00:13:15] Fuck man

[00:13:16] Yeah I need to go back

[00:13:17] I pretty much

[00:13:18] Just mainlined

[00:13:19] The story

[00:13:20] In 7

[00:13:20] Cause it's so good

[00:13:22] And I love

[00:13:22] I love Nanba

[00:13:23] And uh

[00:13:24] Yeah

[00:13:25] What's his name

[00:13:25] Adachi-san

[00:13:26] Adachi-san is the boy

[00:13:27] Adachi-san is pretty cool too

[00:13:28] Yeah

[00:13:29] Every character

[00:13:30] Is fucking awesome

[00:13:31] Yup

[00:13:31] And by the way

[00:13:32] How Long to Be

[00:13:33] Says Yakuza 7

[00:13:34] Like a Dragon

[00:13:35] Is 45 and a half

[00:13:36] Hours long

[00:13:37] On average

[00:13:37] So that's what

[00:13:39] I'm talking

[00:13:39] Yeah

[00:13:39] Just mainlining it

[00:13:40] So

[00:13:42] Yeah

[00:13:42] Okay

[00:13:43] But you're pretty

[00:13:44] If you need the million

[00:13:46] If you need the million

[00:13:46] You're like right at the end

[00:13:48] God damn it

[00:13:49] That's pretty close

[00:13:51] Okay

[00:13:51] Because

[00:13:51] Yeah

[00:13:52] Well I mean

[00:13:53] Yeah I won't talk about it

[00:13:54] But I mean

[00:13:54] You know why you need the million

[00:13:55] But anyway

[00:13:56] I'll get there

[00:13:57] Since uh

[00:13:58] I don't know what I was about to say

[00:14:00] Chris

[00:14:00] What is your games

[00:14:01] That you've been playing

[00:14:02] Oh man

[00:14:03] I've been on my Vita

[00:14:04] Uh for the past

[00:14:05] Like week

[00:14:06] Nice

[00:14:06] Last night I rolled credits

[00:14:08] On Symphony of the Night

[00:14:09] For like the billionth time

[00:14:11] Fuck yeah

[00:14:12] Yeah

[00:14:12] Dude

[00:14:13] I have never enjoyed

[00:14:14] Symphony of the Night

[00:14:16] As much as I did

[00:14:17] This go around

[00:14:19] It

[00:14:19] It

[00:14:19] Everything

[00:14:21] Clicked so easily

[00:14:22] From the start

[00:14:23] And I basically

[00:14:25] Just breezed through

[00:14:26] The entire game

[00:14:26] I finished it in

[00:14:27] 7 hours

[00:14:28] 7 hours and 55 minutes

[00:14:30] It's so fucking good

[00:14:32] It's so fucking good

[00:14:33] Dude

[00:14:34] Oh yeah

[00:14:34] Which uh

[00:14:35] Which Vita do you have

[00:14:36] Do you have the OLED Vita

[00:14:37] Or do you have the

[00:14:37] I have the

[00:14:38] The 3G Vita

[00:14:40] Actually

[00:14:41] Oh

[00:14:42] It sucks

[00:14:42] It's awful

[00:14:44] It's fucking terrible

[00:14:45] I forgot that existed

[00:14:47] When they came out

[00:14:48] They came out with like

[00:14:49] A regular one

[00:14:50] And then they came out

[00:14:51] With one that's 3G

[00:14:52] Where you had to buy

[00:14:53] A phone plan

[00:14:54] Yeah I think it's AT&T

[00:14:55] Right

[00:14:56] And you can play it

[00:14:56] Yeah

[00:14:57] Yeah you can play it

[00:14:58] Anywhere with 3G internet

[00:14:59] But it

[00:15:00] You can still use it

[00:15:01] It's fucking stupid

[00:15:03] It's so stupid

[00:15:04] But it works

[00:15:05] I mean

[00:15:06] You can use it

[00:15:07] Without the phone plan

[00:15:08] It's like

[00:15:08] The original iPad

[00:15:10] Yeah that's like

[00:15:11] Something like that

[00:15:12] I uh

[00:15:13] No dude

[00:15:13] I was thinking about

[00:15:14] The N-Gage bro

[00:15:15] Have you seen

[00:15:15] The N-Gage

[00:15:16] Dude fuck that piece

[00:15:18] You should have to

[00:15:18] Take out the fucking

[00:15:19] Battery

[00:15:19] Just to put a new

[00:15:20] Game in

[00:15:21] That's a piece of trash

[00:15:23] Rachel do you know

[00:15:24] What the N-Gage is

[00:15:25] The Nokia N-Gage

[00:15:26] I don't think so

[00:15:27] Google it

[00:15:28] Okay well it's going

[00:15:29] No it's going

[00:15:29] I mean you can

[00:15:30] Google it too

[00:15:30] But I'm putting it

[00:15:31] In the pod section

[00:15:32] Right here

[00:15:33] Oh yeah

[00:15:33] Right

[00:15:33] It's shaped like a taco

[00:15:35] If that helps

[00:15:36] Look at that

[00:15:37] It is shaped like a taco

[00:15:39] That's so

[00:15:40] I don't know if you remember

[00:15:41] What the old Nokia phones

[00:15:42] Look like

[00:15:43] Like the brick phones

[00:15:44] Yeah

[00:15:45] This makes me think of

[00:15:46] My Blackberry Pearl

[00:15:47] That I had

[00:15:48] Oh

[00:15:49] Blackberry Pearl

[00:15:50] Oh my god

[00:15:56] I don't think so

[00:15:58] Prepare for

[00:15:59] I was a razor

[00:16:00] Shit

[00:16:01] Holy fuck

[00:16:02] I had a razor

[00:16:03] At one point

[00:16:04] And I broke it in half

[00:16:06] On accident

[00:16:07] So

[00:16:07] Oh the Blackberry Pearl

[00:16:09] Yeah I fucking love

[00:16:11] The Blackberry Pearl

[00:16:12] That shit was fight

[00:16:13] This palm pixie

[00:16:14] Looks so cheap

[00:16:15] Does not want me

[00:16:16] To go there

[00:16:17] Dude

[00:16:18] The second one looks

[00:16:20] Is worse

[00:16:20] Oh

[00:16:21] Yeah

[00:16:22] It was a piece of shit

[00:16:23] I like that

[00:16:24] What is this white button

[00:16:25] In the corner

[00:16:26] That looks nice

[00:16:27] What does that white button do

[00:16:28] Uh

[00:16:29] I forget

[00:16:29] I think it was like

[00:16:30] Kind of like the control key

[00:16:32] Kind of

[00:16:33] Shit

[00:16:33] So you can play

[00:16:35] What is it

[00:16:36] Xbox

[00:16:37] Xbox

[00:16:38] Emulated games

[00:16:41] No I think it was like

[00:16:42] The control key

[00:16:43] Or like function

[00:16:43] Like you hold that down

[00:16:44] Push another button

[00:16:46] To do stupid shit

[00:16:46] I think

[00:16:47] Yeah probably like

[00:16:48] Let you all

[00:16:48] Like switch between the letters

[00:16:50] Like

[00:16:51] All the other things

[00:16:52] That I can't think

[00:16:53] The symbols

[00:16:54] Yeah

[00:16:56] Like the uh

[00:16:57] Like the at

[00:16:58] And the

[00:16:58] Yeah all that shit

[00:16:59] Yeah

[00:17:00] Fuck the engage

[00:17:01] Yep

[00:17:02] The engage is terrible

[00:17:03] There's a

[00:17:03] There's a stop skeletons

[00:17:04] From fighting video

[00:17:05] About it though

[00:17:05] It's pretty good

[00:17:06] Hell yeah

[00:17:07] But the engage is awful

[00:17:08] Um

[00:17:09] What are we talking about

[00:17:10] Uh

[00:17:11] The games we've been playing

[00:17:12] Oh that was about the Vita

[00:17:13] So we're still talking about Chris

[00:17:14] Yeah

[00:17:15] Is that all you've been playing

[00:17:16] Was Symphony

[00:17:17] So I finished that

[00:17:18] And today

[00:17:19] I was wasting my time

[00:17:20] I was just wasting

[00:17:21] My fucking time

[00:17:22] I hate doing that

[00:17:23] I was just sitting around

[00:17:24] Doing nothing

[00:17:25] Um

[00:17:26] Yeah

[00:17:26] I decided to start

[00:17:29] Killstone Mercenary

[00:17:30] On the PS Vita

[00:17:31] Nice

[00:17:32] There is a whole fucking

[00:17:33] Yeah it's good

[00:17:35] I thought it was gonna be shit

[00:17:36] It's really good

[00:17:37] Like

[00:17:38] Yeah dude

[00:17:38] You shoot the

[00:17:40] The Hellgas

[00:17:40] And they bleed

[00:17:41] I didn't think

[00:17:42] They were gonna bleed at all

[00:17:44] Um

[00:17:44] It's

[00:17:45] It's fun

[00:17:45] The Resistance game

[00:17:47] Is the shitty one

[00:17:48] I think

[00:17:48] I think it's

[00:17:49] Resistance Mercenary

[00:17:50] Uh

[00:17:52] It's probably on PSN

[00:17:54] I don't

[00:17:54] I don't remember the name

[00:17:55] Off the top of my head

[00:17:56] I know there was one

[00:17:57] For the PSP

[00:17:57] That was kind of sucky

[00:17:58] Third person

[00:17:59] With underwater stages

[00:18:01] That

[00:18:01] That one sucked

[00:18:02] Burning Skies

[00:18:02] It's Burning Skies

[00:18:04] Yeah so

[00:18:04] Killzone Mercenary

[00:18:05] Resistance Burning Skies

[00:18:06] This game fucking

[00:18:07] Neats shit

[00:18:08] Mercenaries is fun

[00:18:09] It reminds me of

[00:18:09] Army of 2

[00:18:10] Because Army of 2

[00:18:11] Also has this like

[00:18:12] Money incentive thing

[00:18:14] Right

[00:18:14] Yeah

[00:18:14] It's like you're

[00:18:15] Buying stuff

[00:18:16] At the end of your

[00:18:16] Mission levels

[00:18:17] And stuff

[00:18:17] Oh yeah

[00:18:17] Yeah

[00:18:19] Yeah like

[00:18:19] You get money

[00:18:21] For everything

[00:18:21] Collecting ammo

[00:18:22] Doing stealth kills

[00:18:24] Killing

[00:18:24] Doing objectives

[00:18:25] You get money

[00:18:26] For everything

[00:18:27] And you can buy

[00:18:28] Better weapons

[00:18:29] Better gear

[00:18:30] Papa John's

[00:18:31] But I think

[00:18:31] I found out

[00:18:32] What the better

[00:18:33] Weapons are

[00:18:33] And I don't think

[00:18:34] I'm gonna buy

[00:18:35] Anything else

[00:18:35] Because you can

[00:18:36] Buy literally

[00:18:36] Anything

[00:18:37] If you have

[00:18:37] The money

[00:18:38] That sounds cool

[00:18:38] Why the fuck

[00:18:39] Did you stop

[00:18:40] Making these games

[00:18:41] It's only

[00:18:42] Nine missions long

[00:18:43] And each mission

[00:18:44] Is like 15 to 20 minutes

[00:18:46] So it's really

[00:18:47] Not a long game

[00:18:47] So I think

[00:18:48] I'm just gonna

[00:18:49] Steam through it

[00:18:50] Tomorrow and

[00:18:50] Get it over with

[00:18:51] So I can start

[00:18:52] Silent Hill

[00:18:52] They stopped making them

[00:18:54] Because they cost

[00:18:55] Too much money

[00:18:55] Unfortunately

[00:18:56] And there wasn't

[00:18:58] Enough people

[00:18:59] Buying them

[00:18:59] Yeah

[00:19:00] I mean

[00:19:01] Okay

[00:19:01] Yeah that makes sense

[00:19:02] I guess

[00:19:03] Yeah

[00:19:03] More people

[00:19:04] Want

[00:19:05] Fucking

[00:19:05] Uncharted 4

[00:19:07] To be

[00:19:07] This photorealistic

[00:19:09] Fucking movie game

[00:19:10] But

[00:19:10] They don't want

[00:19:11] A cool photorealistic

[00:19:12] Shooter

[00:19:13] I don't know

[00:19:13] I don't know

[00:19:14] Video games

[00:19:15] Maybe I'm not

[00:19:16] A video game

[00:19:16] Guy anymore

[00:19:16] I don't know

[00:19:17] I love

[00:19:18] I mean

[00:19:18] I love the Vita

[00:19:19] So much

[00:19:19] My Vita

[00:19:20] Is

[00:19:20] The analog stick

[00:19:22] Has been broken

[00:19:22] So I was trying

[00:19:24] To beat

[00:19:24] What is the

[00:19:25] Fucking game

[00:19:25] It just got

[00:19:26] Announced that

[00:19:26] It's getting a

[00:19:26] Remake

[00:19:27] On the switch

[00:19:28] And everything

[00:19:29] Freedom Wars

[00:19:30] That's it

[00:19:30] I was playing

[00:19:31] Freedom Wars

[00:19:32] And I couldn't

[00:19:32] Look up and down

[00:19:33] So

[00:19:34] And that

[00:19:34] Is a pretty

[00:19:35] Vertical game

[00:19:36] So it's like

[00:19:37] It was miserable

[00:19:39] Yeah this looks

[00:19:40] Pretty cool

[00:19:41] Hell yeah

[00:19:41] Freedom Wars is sick

[00:19:42] It's just Monster Hunter

[00:19:43] There's another one

[00:19:44] I can't remember

[00:19:45] I'm not gonna just sit here

[00:19:46] And look up games

[00:19:47] But

[00:19:47] Was it God Eater?

[00:19:49] No

[00:19:50] Oh damn

[00:19:51] Hey Nave

[00:19:51] Which Vita do you have?

[00:19:53] The one that came with

[00:19:54] The Borderlands 2

[00:19:55] The 2000

[00:19:57] Yeah the newer

[00:19:58] The one that's more

[00:19:58] Rounded out

[00:19:59] Yeah

[00:19:59] Cause I'm looking here

[00:20:01] At XYAB

[00:20:02] Where I buy the

[00:20:02] Replacement parts

[00:20:03] For the shit

[00:20:04] That I fix

[00:20:05] And I can get

[00:20:07] The joystick assembly

[00:20:08] For $7.15

[00:20:11] Right next to me

[00:20:12] Yeah look at that bad boy

[00:20:13] It probably will turn on

[00:20:14] I don't know

[00:20:15] I mean actually

[00:20:15] It probably does

[00:20:16] Is the battery exploding?

[00:20:18] Good question

[00:20:18] Yeah dude

[00:20:19] Send it to Chris

[00:20:20] He'll fix it

[00:20:20] Yeah I can fix it

[00:20:23] Yeah my 3DS

[00:20:24] Is around there

[00:20:24] Somewhere too

[00:20:25] I don't know

[00:20:26] What's wrong with it?

[00:20:27] Nothing's wrong

[00:20:27] With the 3DS

[00:20:28] It just

[00:20:28] Exactly

[00:20:30] Those fuckers

[00:20:31] Are invincible dude

[00:20:33] Soul Sacrifice

[00:20:34] Is the game

[00:20:35] I was thinking of

[00:20:36] I bought a

[00:20:38] A Fire Emblem 3DS

[00:20:39] And the top screen

[00:20:41] Is fucked

[00:20:41] I gotta wait

[00:20:42] For the replacement

[00:20:43] To come in

[00:20:43] To fix it

[00:20:44] Corpse party

[00:20:45] Is in here

[00:20:46] Do they even

[00:20:47] Make replacement screens

[00:20:49] For the 3DS anymore?

[00:20:50] I thought they

[00:20:50] Stopped making those

[00:20:51] Yeah

[00:20:51] Well

[00:20:52] Third party

[00:20:54] Oh yeah

[00:20:55] Yeah

[00:20:55] And it's all ribbon cables

[00:20:57] So as long as you

[00:20:58] Don't break anything

[00:20:58] Opening it

[00:20:59] It's easy to fix

[00:21:00] That's cool

[00:21:01] Yeah that's

[00:21:02] That's basically

[00:21:02] What we had to do

[00:21:03] With the Guitar Hero

[00:21:04] Rock Band guitars

[00:21:05] To fucking

[00:21:06] We had to re-salvage them

[00:21:07] One of my Rock Band guitars

[00:21:08] I did fucking open up

[00:21:09] And like

[00:21:11] I had to put a new

[00:21:12] Strum bar in it

[00:21:13] And everything

[00:21:13] It was a nightmare

[00:21:14] I'm so glad

[00:21:15] They're making more of those

[00:21:16] Oh yeah

[00:21:16] Nice

[00:21:17] I still don't know

[00:21:18] If you can use

[00:21:19] The new

[00:21:21] Guitars that are coming out

[00:21:22] On the PS3

[00:21:22] Because I have

[00:21:24] Pretty much everything

[00:21:25] That came out

[00:21:27] DLC wise

[00:21:28] For Warriors of Rock

[00:21:29] And I don't have a guitar

[00:21:31] To play it

[00:21:32] And I have a shit ton

[00:21:32] Of music

[00:21:33] That I want to download

[00:21:34] And replay

[00:21:34] I forgot that game

[00:21:36] I don't think they work

[00:21:36] On the

[00:21:37] Oh it's the best one

[00:21:38] Yeah Warriors of Rock

[00:21:39] Is the best Guitar Hero

[00:21:40] And they started doing

[00:21:41] The Rock Band thing

[00:21:42] Where like

[00:21:42] They just let all

[00:21:43] The DLC move forward

[00:21:44] Which is fucking sick

[00:21:45] Yeah

[00:21:45] So me and my cousin

[00:21:47] Would sit down

[00:21:48] We would make playlists

[00:21:49] That were two or three

[00:21:50] Hours long

[00:21:51] We would get high as fuck

[00:21:53] And just sit there

[00:21:54] And play

[00:21:54] Guitar Hero non-stop

[00:21:57] Yeah man

[00:21:57] It's fucking amazing

[00:21:58] And that was the one

[00:21:59] Where they had like

[00:22:00] All the powers too

[00:22:01] And the powers

[00:22:02] Were kind of fun

[00:22:03] So it's like you just get

[00:22:04] Two billion points

[00:22:06] And I'm just like

[00:22:07] Ah

[00:22:07] Look fucking

[00:22:08] Feeling amazing

[00:22:12] Alright

[00:22:13] Aaron what are you playing

[00:22:14] Today

[00:22:14] This week

[00:22:15] I

[00:22:16] The drought is over man

[00:22:18] I'm finally

[00:22:19] Getting back into

[00:22:21] JRPGs

[00:22:21] Like I was kind of

[00:22:22] Like I

[00:22:24] Couldn't get into

[00:22:25] JRPGs

[00:22:26] For like a good

[00:22:27] Maybe six months

[00:22:28] Or so

[00:22:28] But

[00:22:29] Yeah so I soft modded

[00:22:31] My Wii U

[00:22:31] I can play GameCube games

[00:22:33] On there

[00:22:33] And I've been playing

[00:22:34] Skies of Arcadia Legends

[00:22:36] And holy shit

[00:22:37] I'm fucking hooked man

[00:22:38] It's so good

[00:22:39] The uh

[00:22:40] How hard was it to

[00:22:41] Mod your Wii U

[00:22:42] Cause I got a Wii U

[00:22:43] Sitting in a trash can

[00:22:44] In my

[00:22:44] In the room

[00:22:45] Rachel can go grab that too

[00:22:47] It's not in a trash can

[00:22:49] Okay

[00:22:50] You know

[00:22:51] And I'm not gonna grab it

[00:22:52] Cause it's in the closet

[00:22:53] Along with like

[00:22:55] The Playstation 2

[00:22:56] And whatever the fuck

[00:22:57] Else is in there

[00:22:58] She had to clean

[00:22:59] My fucking

[00:23:00] Pigsty apartment

[00:23:00] Yeah

[00:23:01] So that she could

[00:23:02] Exist inside of it

[00:23:04] God

[00:23:05] I mean

[00:23:05] I gotta do what

[00:23:06] I gotta do

[00:23:08] I need room for my shit too

[00:23:10] For all your clowns

[00:23:12] Yeah

[00:23:13] Yeah

[00:23:13] And fucking

[00:23:14] Taxidermy cards

[00:23:15] This is gonna be like

[00:23:16] The uh

[00:23:17] This is gonna be like

[00:23:17] The mom

[00:23:18] From uh

[00:23:18] From Joe Dirt

[00:23:19] When you're down

[00:23:20] Like bring this

[00:23:21] Haunted clown

[00:23:22] This taxidermy frog

[00:23:24] In a Ouija board

[00:23:25] And I'm like

[00:23:26] I'm ready to go

[00:23:28] Taxidermy clown

[00:23:30] Um

[00:23:31] Fuck the Wii U

[00:23:32] I'm not gonna lie

[00:23:33] Oh

[00:23:34] I moved the skeleton

[00:23:35] Into the living room

[00:23:36] Can you see him on

[00:23:37] Behind

[00:23:38] Name

[00:23:39] He's

[00:23:39] He's by the lamp

[00:23:40] Oh I think I can

[00:23:41] Is he like

[00:23:42] Underneath it a little bit

[00:23:43] He's leaning

[00:23:43] His back is broken

[00:23:45] I'm not gonna lie

[00:23:45] Oh man

[00:23:46] Thank you

[00:23:47] She put the Mr. Medica hat

[00:23:49] On him

[00:23:49] Which I don't know

[00:23:50] If you guys know

[00:23:50] Who Mr. Medica is

[00:23:51] But uh

[00:23:52] He's got cancer

[00:23:53] And he's been dying

[00:23:54] For a long time

[00:23:56] And uh

[00:23:57] So it's very funny

[00:23:58] That I now have a skeleton

[00:23:59] When Mr. Medica's got it

[00:24:00] Well he also has

[00:24:00] Very cute overalls on

[00:24:02] Okay you can't

[00:24:03] It's that thing in the corner

[00:24:05] That's casting a slight shadow

[00:24:07] You can't see it

[00:24:08] But

[00:24:08] He's over there

[00:24:09] Yeah

[00:24:10] I promise

[00:24:12] This is a waste of time

[00:24:13] Yep

[00:24:14] It's a fucking fart

[00:24:16] Um

[00:24:16] Dude

[00:24:17] Anyways

[00:24:17] Modding the Wii U

[00:24:19] I'm not gonna lie

[00:24:20] It was kind of a pain in the ass

[00:24:21] Uh

[00:24:21] It was like

[00:24:22] It took me fucking

[00:24:23] Like four or five hours

[00:24:24] To do it

[00:24:25] So

[00:24:25] If you're gonna try to do it

[00:24:27] You gotta fucking stay with it

[00:24:28] But once you do

[00:24:29] It's worth it

[00:24:30] There's um

[00:24:31] Like a video

[00:24:31] I found

[00:24:32] That explains the entire process

[00:24:34] Step by step

[00:24:34] And as long as you don't

[00:24:36] Fuck anything up there

[00:24:37] You'll be fine

[00:24:38] Which

[00:24:39] I mean

[00:24:39] I inevitably did

[00:24:40] I fucked up one thing

[00:24:41] And I had to kind of redo it

[00:24:42] But

[00:24:43] Um

[00:24:43] Yeah

[00:24:44] Skies of Arcadia

[00:24:45] Fucking rules

[00:24:46] It's just

[00:24:46] Uh

[00:24:47] It's about air pirates

[00:24:48] The turn based RPG

[00:24:49] And like the world

[00:24:51] Is

[00:24:51] Is fucking

[00:24:52] Massive

[00:24:53] Like the world map

[00:24:53] Is huge

[00:24:54] It's just all

[00:24:55] Ships flying through the air

[00:24:57] There's little floating islands

[00:24:58] And

[00:24:58] All sorts of

[00:24:59] You know what that reminds me of

[00:25:00] Yes

[00:25:01] Um

[00:25:01] You do know

[00:25:03] You know what everyone says

[00:25:04] I don't know what to say

[00:25:05] Go ahead

[00:25:06] Uh

[00:25:07] It reminds me of that

[00:25:08] Mega Man 64 game

[00:25:09] Oh the good one

[00:25:10] Mega Man Legends

[00:25:11] Yeah

[00:25:11] Legends

[00:25:12] Yeah

[00:25:12] Yeah dude

[00:25:13] Just something about the art style

[00:25:15] It's so fucking cool

[00:25:17] Like the uh

[00:25:17] Um

[00:25:18] When you're just

[00:25:19] When you're cruising around

[00:25:20] The world map

[00:25:21] And your cool

[00:25:22] Skyship

[00:25:23] There's little

[00:25:24] Hidden

[00:25:25] Uh

[00:25:26] What are they called

[00:25:27] Not monuments

[00:25:27] But like um

[00:25:30] Attract

[00:25:31] Not attractions

[00:25:32] Um

[00:25:32] What are they

[00:25:33] There's like

[00:25:33] Hidden things you can find

[00:25:35] In the world

[00:25:35] Discoveries

[00:25:36] There we go

[00:25:36] Discoveries

[00:25:37] And um

[00:25:39] Yeah

[00:25:39] The one thing that sucks about it

[00:25:41] Is the

[00:25:41] The random encounters

[00:25:42] Are a pain in the ass

[00:25:43] Especially when you're flying

[00:25:44] Through the sky

[00:25:45] In your airship

[00:25:46] There

[00:25:47] There's way too fucking many

[00:25:48] And it pisses me off so much

[00:25:51] Uh

[00:25:51] But the

[00:25:52] The 90

[00:25:52] Like 95% of the game

[00:25:54] Is great

[00:25:54] I just

[00:25:55] I fucking hate

[00:25:56] Random encounters

[00:25:57] So much

[00:25:57] Can you emulate

[00:25:59] Game Shark

[00:26:01] In like

[00:26:02] Game Shark

[00:26:02] The game

[00:26:03] I bet

[00:26:04] What are you

[00:26:05] Is it retro arc

[00:26:06] That you're using

[00:26:07] Or is it

[00:26:07] A dolphin type emulator

[00:26:10] No it's all like

[00:26:11] Natively on the Wii U

[00:26:13] I'm just uh

[00:26:13] I have this

[00:26:14] Program

[00:26:15] That injects GameCube games

[00:26:16] As uh

[00:26:17] As virtual console titles

[00:26:19] And they run

[00:26:20] Perfectly on there

[00:26:21] Same with like

[00:26:22] N64

[00:26:23] Yeah

[00:26:25] I guess retro arc

[00:26:26] Gives you already

[00:26:27] Pre-built in codes

[00:26:28] Kind of like a

[00:26:29] Game Shark

[00:26:29] That you just

[00:26:30] Trigger

[00:26:30] They're really easy

[00:26:31] To set up

[00:26:32] But I don't know

[00:26:33] How it would work

[00:26:34] On Wii U

[00:26:35] Alright so

[00:26:36] Who's

[00:26:37] Is that all you're

[00:26:37] Playing

[00:26:37] Skies of Arcadia

[00:26:39] Um

[00:26:40] I'm also

[00:26:41] Chris

[00:26:42] And uh

[00:26:43] Stormageddon and I

[00:26:44] We're gonna do

[00:26:44] An episode on

[00:26:46] Kirby Planet Robobot

[00:26:47] Here in like

[00:26:48] A couple weeks

[00:26:48] So I'm

[00:26:49] I crammed out

[00:26:51] The first couple

[00:26:52] Levels of that

[00:26:52] And it's still

[00:26:53] Really really

[00:26:54] Fucking good

[00:26:55] But that's it

[00:26:57] Oh yeah

[00:26:58] I think I haven't

[00:26:59] Did I talk about

[00:26:59] My games

[00:27:00] Did we skip over me

[00:27:01] Yeah

[00:27:02] Oh no yeah

[00:27:03] Because Chris was

[00:27:04] I mean uh

[00:27:04] Rachel was immediately

[00:27:05] Talking about Yakuza

[00:27:06] So I put Yakuza in mine

[00:27:07] So I can erase that

[00:27:08] I didn't know if Rachel's

[00:27:09] Gonna be on the show today

[00:27:11] But I've

[00:27:12] I've also

[00:27:12] I beat

[00:27:13] Visions of Mana

[00:27:14] So thanks

[00:27:14] Talking about

[00:27:15] This fucking drought

[00:27:16] And JRPGs

[00:27:18] I was in a drought

[00:27:18] Because I'm stuck

[00:27:19] In a bunch of JRPGs

[00:27:21] And so I finally

[00:27:22] Finished Visions of Mana

[00:27:23] And I was

[00:27:24] Getting highly

[00:27:26] Aggravated towards the end

[00:27:28] Because the game

[00:27:29] Would never stop

[00:27:30] And Rachel

[00:27:31] Was just

[00:27:32] Not engaging

[00:27:33] With me anymore

[00:27:34] Because she was

[00:27:34] So bored of this game

[00:27:36] And tired of hearing

[00:27:37] The music

[00:27:37] And the fucking sounds

[00:27:38] And I'm just like

[00:27:41] Annoyed

[00:27:41] Because the game's not

[00:27:42] And so every time

[00:27:43] She comes back

[00:27:43] In the living room

[00:27:44] She's like

[00:27:45] How's it going

[00:27:45] And I'm like

[00:27:46] It's the fucking

[00:27:47] I'm in the fucking

[00:27:48] Water biome now

[00:27:49] For the fifth time

[00:27:51] I don't know

[00:27:52] Why I'm here again

[00:27:53] And so I'm just screaming

[00:27:54] But uh

[00:27:55] So I was going to

[00:27:56] Throw this

[00:27:56] In like C tier

[00:27:58] But I gave myself

[00:28:00] Like a day

[00:28:00] To think about it

[00:28:01] And I'm like

[00:28:02] You know honestly

[00:28:03] I really enjoyed the game

[00:28:05] 80% of it

[00:28:06] It's like just

[00:28:07] The game just kept

[00:28:08] Going for too long

[00:28:09] So I went and put it

[00:28:09] In the B tier

[00:28:11] Just above the quarry

[00:28:12] I think that that's

[00:28:13] Where it deserves to be

[00:28:14] How many hours

[00:28:15] Do you think you had

[00:28:16] On there

[00:28:16] When you finally beat it

[00:28:18] Uh

[00:28:18] I could look real quick

[00:28:19] But it wasn't egregious

[00:28:20] It wasn't like

[00:28:21] Anything terrible

[00:28:21] Which meant that

[00:28:22] The game

[00:28:24] Wasn't fun

[00:28:24] For a prolonged

[00:28:25] Period of time

[00:28:27] To the point

[00:28:28] Where I felt

[00:28:28] Like it was dragging on

[00:28:29] Um

[00:28:30] I probably

[00:28:31] Let me

[00:28:31] It's still loading

[00:28:32] For some reason

[00:28:32] But I'd have to guess

[00:28:34] Oh no

[00:28:34] Nevermind

[00:28:36] 60 and a half hours

[00:28:37] Oh

[00:28:38] Oh shit

[00:28:39] More than I was thinking

[00:28:40] That's a lot

[00:28:41] God damn

[00:28:41] That's a lot

[00:28:42] For a fucking

[00:28:42] Mana game bro

[00:28:43] Oh is that a lot

[00:28:45] I got to the snow kingdom

[00:28:46] And I kind of

[00:28:48] Put it aside

[00:28:49] I pulled it the other day

[00:28:50] To sell it

[00:28:51] And I was thinking

[00:28:52] You know

[00:28:53] Maybe I should continue

[00:28:53] Because it does look

[00:28:54] Like it keeps getting

[00:28:56] More fun

[00:28:57] And then I saw

[00:28:58] One of your posts

[00:28:58] Saying this game

[00:28:59] Is way too fuck

[00:29:00] And I'm like

[00:29:00] Maybe I should sell it

[00:29:01] So I'm now

[00:29:02] Thinking about

[00:29:03] Whether I should

[00:29:04] Reinstall it or sell it

[00:29:06] The biggest issue

[00:29:07] Is that

[00:29:07] So the games

[00:29:08] The world is pretty large

[00:29:09] And you go to

[00:29:10] All these different biomes

[00:29:11] And then

[00:29:12] You go to fight

[00:29:13] The boss

[00:29:14] And then the boss

[00:29:15] Is like

[00:29:15] Actually you gotta go

[00:29:16] Fight the fucking

[00:29:17] Megazords

[00:29:18] In each of the biomes

[00:29:19] So you go to like

[00:29:20] Five different biomes

[00:29:21] Fight their bosses

[00:29:22] And then go back

[00:29:22] To fight the boss

[00:29:23] Which you have to go

[00:29:24] Through this giant area

[00:29:25] To get through again

[00:29:25] And then

[00:29:27] When you fight the boss

[00:29:28] He's like

[00:29:29] Actually I'm gonna go

[00:29:30] Into the darkness realm

[00:29:31] And you gotta chase me

[00:29:31] Through there

[00:29:32] In which case

[00:29:33] You have to go through

[00:29:34] Every single fucking map

[00:29:36] In the whole game

[00:29:37] Back to back

[00:29:38] With no save

[00:29:40] Or item

[00:29:41] Or shops

[00:29:42] So if you run out

[00:29:43] Of items at the end

[00:29:44] You're fucked

[00:29:44] I was fucked

[00:29:45] At the end

[00:29:46] I was like

[00:29:46] I've

[00:29:47] I've revived

[00:29:48] I've only had a character

[00:29:49] Die like three or four times

[00:29:51] The whole game

[00:29:51] And then

[00:29:52] I had like

[00:29:53] Fifteen

[00:29:54] Like phoenix downs

[00:29:55] Basically

[00:29:55] And I had

[00:29:56] Used them all

[00:29:57] By the end

[00:29:58] So if a character

[00:29:59] Died

[00:29:59] I was just down

[00:30:00] A character

[00:30:00] And so I was just like

[00:30:01] And then you have to

[00:30:03] Fight like

[00:30:03] Twenty-five bosses

[00:30:05] Throughout that

[00:30:06] Whole fucking process

[00:30:07] So multiple bosses

[00:30:10] So multiple bosses

[00:30:10] My two partners

[00:30:12] Would die

[00:30:12] And I would

[00:30:13] And the boss

[00:30:14] Would have like

[00:30:14] Three quarters

[00:30:15] Of their health

[00:30:16] Left

[00:30:16] And I would have

[00:30:17] To solo them

[00:30:17] And one of the boss

[00:30:19] Fights had two bosses

[00:30:20] So I was like

[00:30:21] I was fucking mad

[00:30:23] I was like C tier

[00:30:24] For sure in this game

[00:30:25] But um

[00:30:26] I could have probably

[00:30:27] Prepared better

[00:30:28] At the end

[00:30:29] I mean it's a JRPG

[00:30:30] And I had like

[00:30:31] Two billion gold

[00:30:32] So I could have bought

[00:30:33] Things

[00:30:34] I just assumed

[00:30:34] I wouldn't need it

[00:30:35] Because I never

[00:30:36] Needed it

[00:30:36] I tried to tell you

[00:30:38] To buy more

[00:30:38] I did

[00:30:39] I was like

[00:30:40] Buy a ton

[00:30:41] And then you were

[00:30:42] Just like

[00:30:42] Twenty

[00:30:44] Yeah twenty is fine

[00:30:45] Oh but here's the

[00:30:46] Problem

[00:30:46] So look

[00:30:47] If you're in a fight

[00:30:48] You can only use

[00:30:50] Nine of each item

[00:30:51] In the rings menu

[00:30:52] Yeah

[00:30:53] So I didn't know that

[00:30:55] I never needed

[00:30:56] To use more than nine

[00:30:57] So I mean

[00:30:57] It never occurred to me

[00:30:59] That that would be an issue

[00:31:00] And so

[00:31:01] Yeah

[00:31:01] It was just

[00:31:02] A fucking nightmare

[00:31:03] Um

[00:31:04] I'm having the same

[00:31:05] Problem in metaphor

[00:31:06] I'm also playing

[00:31:07] Metaphor re-fantazio

[00:31:08] Um

[00:31:09] I'm having the same

[00:31:10] Exact problem

[00:31:11] Where I went

[00:31:11] And I

[00:31:12] I ran out of

[00:31:13] Mana items

[00:31:14] I ran out of

[00:31:14] Mana

[00:31:14] And I'm like

[00:31:15] I've gotta

[00:31:15] Go back

[00:31:16] I just

[00:31:16] I gotta waste

[00:31:17] This day

[00:31:18] And so

[00:31:18] I went home

[00:31:19] With the intention

[00:31:21] Of buying mana items

[00:31:23] Just forgot

[00:31:24] Instantly

[00:31:24] And went right back

[00:31:26] Into the fucking

[00:31:26] Dungeon

[00:31:27] And then

[00:31:28] Made it

[00:31:29] Like leveled up

[00:31:30] Like four times

[00:31:31] Made it

[00:31:31] A whole nother

[00:31:32] Tier up higher

[00:31:33] And ran out of

[00:31:34] Mana

[00:31:34] And went

[00:31:34] Oh my god

[00:31:35] I forgot to buy

[00:31:36] Mana

[00:31:36] I'm literally

[00:31:37] The game is paused

[00:31:38] On me

[00:31:40] Standing next to the cat

[00:31:41] That will take me

[00:31:42] Out of the fucking dungeon

[00:31:43] And I'm just like

[00:31:44] Oh my god

[00:31:45] I just

[00:31:46] I don't know

[00:31:46] What is wrong with me

[00:31:47] I just want to save

[00:31:48] My money

[00:31:49] Does

[00:31:49] Does metaphor

[00:31:50] Not do the persona

[00:31:51] Thing where you

[00:31:52] Level up

[00:31:52] And you

[00:31:53] Get your health

[00:31:54] And

[00:31:55] Magic

[00:31:56] I wish it did

[00:31:56] I wish it did

[00:31:58] Because it's so hard

[00:31:59] Metaphor's so hard

[00:32:01] Oh

[00:32:03] But what's really cool

[00:32:05] Is in a fight

[00:32:06] You can reset it

[00:32:07] If it's your turn

[00:32:08] You can reset it

[00:32:09] And to the beginning

[00:32:10] Of the fight

[00:32:10] Instantaneously

[00:32:11] And it just goes

[00:32:12] And just fucking

[00:32:13] Instantly takes you

[00:32:14] So it's really nice

[00:32:15] But

[00:32:16] You can just get

[00:32:17] One shot

[00:32:18] Sometimes

[00:32:19] And I'm playing

[00:32:20] On normal

[00:32:22] I don't know

[00:32:22] If I should put it

[00:32:23] Down to easy

[00:32:23] Or not

[00:32:24] Already

[00:32:24] But

[00:32:26] I don't think

[00:32:27] I think I could beat

[00:32:27] This game on normal

[00:32:28] But it's fucking hard

[00:32:29] You will just die

[00:32:30] And then

[00:32:31] And then it's like

[00:32:32] Shrug

[00:32:33] It's not like

[00:32:34] Visions though

[00:32:34] Where you have to go back

[00:32:35] To like

[00:32:36] Where you last saved

[00:32:37] In this game

[00:32:38] It's like

[00:32:40] It's auto saving

[00:32:41] Sporad

[00:32:41] Like sporadically

[00:32:43] I don't know

[00:32:44] What the fucking

[00:32:45] Rhyme or reason

[00:32:46] Behind the auto saves

[00:32:47] Are

[00:32:47] Because sometimes

[00:32:48] It's like 20 minutes away

[00:32:49] And sometimes

[00:32:49] It's right around

[00:32:50] The corner

[00:32:51] So

[00:32:52] Also

[00:32:53] The game is really cool

[00:32:54] The best thing about

[00:32:55] This game I think

[00:32:55] Is the interesting

[00:32:56] Dynamic between

[00:32:57] The turn based

[00:32:58] Combat

[00:32:59] And also the

[00:32:59] Real time combat

[00:33:00] So

[00:33:01] You

[00:33:01] You're running

[00:33:03] Around the map

[00:33:03] And when you see

[00:33:04] An enemy

[00:33:04] Like walking around

[00:33:06] You can walk up

[00:33:07] Like tails

[00:33:07] Of a spirit

[00:33:08] Like tails

[00:33:09] And start whacking

[00:33:10] Them

[00:33:11] But

[00:33:11] If they're

[00:33:12] A way weaker

[00:33:14] Enemy

[00:33:14] They instantly die

[00:33:15] And you instantly

[00:33:15] Get the experience

[00:33:16] But if they're

[00:33:17] Your level

[00:33:18] Or higher

[00:33:18] You have to

[00:33:19] Knock their stamina

[00:33:20] Gauge down

[00:33:21] And then

[00:33:21] You engage

[00:33:23] In turn based

[00:33:23] Combat

[00:33:24] With an advantage

[00:33:25] But

[00:33:25] If they hit you

[00:33:26] A single time

[00:33:27] In the map

[00:33:28] You will

[00:33:29] Go into the fight

[00:33:30] At a disadvantage

[00:33:31] And there's no way

[00:33:32] To reverse that

[00:33:33] So even if you

[00:33:34] Reset the fight

[00:33:35] You will

[00:33:36] Still be at a

[00:33:37] Disadvantage

[00:33:37] And they'll

[00:33:38] Hit you

[00:33:38] A bunch

[00:33:39] Of times

[00:33:39] And this

[00:33:40] Is a game

[00:33:40] Where if

[00:33:41] You get

[00:33:42] Hit with

[00:33:42] A weakness

[00:33:42] Or if

[00:33:43] They hit

[00:33:43] You with

[00:33:43] A critical

[00:33:43] Hit

[00:33:44] They get

[00:33:44] An extra

[00:33:45] Turn

[00:33:45] So

[00:33:45] They will

[00:33:46] Just beat

[00:33:47] The dog

[00:33:48] Some enemies

[00:33:48] Will just

[00:33:49] Beat the dog

[00:33:49] Shit out

[00:33:50] Of you

[00:33:50] I just

[00:33:50] Avoid

[00:33:51] Some enemies

[00:33:51] That I

[00:33:52] Know

[00:33:52] Can do

[00:33:53] AOEs

[00:33:54] Because I'm

[00:33:54] Like okay

[00:33:55] My healer is

[00:33:55] Weak to the

[00:33:56] Dark

[00:33:56] AOE

[00:33:56] That they're

[00:33:57] Going to

[00:33:57] Do

[00:33:57] And if

[00:33:57] They do

[00:33:57] It

[00:33:58] They're

[00:33:58] Going to

[00:33:58] It like

[00:33:58] Four times

[00:33:59] In a

[00:33:59] Row

[00:33:59] And fucking

[00:34:00] Murder us

[00:34:00] All

[00:34:01] So it's

[00:34:02] Like

[00:34:03] It's like

[00:34:03] Star Ocean

[00:34:05] The second

[00:34:05] Story where

[00:34:06] You can just

[00:34:07] Attack

[00:34:08] Knock

[00:34:09] If they're

[00:34:09] Weaker than

[00:34:10] You

[00:34:10] You can

[00:34:11] Just beat

[00:34:11] Them

[00:34:11] Keep going

[00:34:12] But if

[00:34:13] They hit

[00:34:13] You first

[00:34:14] You're fucked

[00:34:14] For the

[00:34:14] First few

[00:34:15] Minutes of

[00:34:16] The fight

[00:34:16] Yeah

[00:34:17] I haven't

[00:34:17] Played the

[00:34:18] Star Ocean

[00:34:18] Game so

[00:34:18] Yeah

[00:34:19] That's how

[00:34:19] The cool

[00:34:21] Thing about

[00:34:21] The Star

[00:34:22] Ocean

[00:34:22] Thing is that

[00:34:23] There is

[00:34:23] A skill

[00:34:24] That you can

[00:34:25] Buy for

[00:34:25] All your

[00:34:26] Characters

[00:34:26] Called

[00:34:26] Protect

[00:34:27] And they

[00:34:28] Will

[00:34:28] Automatically

[00:34:29] Go towards

[00:34:30] An enemy

[00:34:30] To hold

[00:34:30] Them in

[00:34:31] Position

[00:34:31] So you

[00:34:32] Can run

[00:34:32] Through

[00:34:32] If you

[00:34:33] Want to

[00:34:33] But if

[00:34:34] You're

[00:34:34] Stronger

[00:34:35] They go

[00:34:36] And attack

[00:34:36] The enemy

[00:34:37] And kill

[00:34:37] Them and

[00:34:37] Then everybody

[00:34:38] Gets experience

[00:34:39] That's how

[00:34:40] The new

[00:34:40] Pokemon games

[00:34:41] Are

[00:34:41] Like the

[00:34:42] The violet

[00:34:43] And whatever

[00:34:43] The other

[00:34:44] One is

[00:34:44] Because you

[00:34:44] Can have

[00:34:45] Your

[00:34:45] Pokemon

[00:34:45] Follows

[00:34:46] You around

[00:34:46] And then

[00:34:47] You can

[00:34:47] Just be

[00:34:48] Like

[00:34:48] Go fuck

[00:34:48] Off

[00:34:49] And then

[00:34:49] They'll

[00:34:49] Just go

[00:34:50] Kill

[00:34:50] Everything

[00:34:50] In the

[00:34:51] Fucking

[00:34:51] I had

[00:34:52] I found

[00:34:54] A pommy

[00:34:55] A pommy

[00:34:55] Is like

[00:34:55] A little

[00:34:56] Yellow

[00:34:56] Electric

[00:34:57] Pokemon

[00:34:57] And I

[00:34:58] Found

[00:34:58] I found

[00:34:59] An even

[00:35:00] Smaller

[00:35:00] Version

[00:35:01] Of it

[00:35:01] So it

[00:35:01] Was like

[00:35:01] Very

[00:35:02] Tiny

[00:35:02] And you

[00:35:03] Would see

[00:35:03] Like this

[00:35:03] Tiny

[00:35:04] Little

[00:35:04] Pokemon

[00:35:05] Running

[00:35:05] Up to

[00:35:06] Like

[00:35:06] Fucking

[00:35:07] Psyducks

[00:35:08] And shit

[00:35:08] And beating

[00:35:09] The absolute

[00:35:09] Dog shit

[00:35:10] Out of

[00:35:11] It was

[00:35:12] The funniest

[00:35:12] Fucking thing

[00:35:14] Dude

[00:35:15] This metaphor

[00:35:15] Game

[00:35:16] Sounds right

[00:35:17] Up my

[00:35:17] Fucking alley

[00:35:17] Like

[00:35:19] It basically

[00:35:20] Just sounds

[00:35:20] Like the

[00:35:21] Main series

[00:35:21] Shin Megami

[00:35:22] Tensei

[00:35:22] Games

[00:35:22] Like fucking

[00:35:23] Yeah

[00:35:24] Like Shin Megami

[00:35:25] Tensei 5

[00:35:26] And all that

[00:35:26] Shit

[00:35:26] Like I'm

[00:35:27] Really kicking

[00:35:28] Myself for not

[00:35:29] Buying this

[00:35:29] Goddamn

[00:35:29] Game

[00:35:30] But

[00:35:30] We told

[00:35:31] You

[00:35:31] It's so

[00:35:31] Good

[00:35:32] I know

[00:35:33] Everybody

[00:35:34] Fucking told

[00:35:35] Me dude

[00:35:35] I don't think

[00:35:36] It's as hard

[00:35:36] As Shin Megami

[00:35:37] Tensei

[00:36:04] Because I

[00:36:05] Pretty easy

[00:36:06] Persona

[00:36:06] Is still

[00:36:07] Like hard

[00:36:07] For people

[00:36:08] Who don't

[00:36:09] Play a lot

[00:36:09] Of JRPGs

[00:36:10] Because there's

[00:36:10] A lot

[00:36:10] Of shit

[00:36:11] That you gotta

[00:36:12] It's very

[00:36:13] Complicated

[00:36:13] It's not like

[00:36:14] Hard

[00:36:14] But it's

[00:36:15] Very complicated

[00:36:15] But it's

[00:36:16] In metaphor

[00:36:17] What's the

[00:36:18] Cool thing

[00:36:19] About metaphor

[00:36:19] Is it also

[00:36:20] Has the

[00:36:21] Persona

[00:36:22] Like time

[00:36:23] System

[00:36:23] Where

[00:36:24] It's like

[00:36:25] You have

[00:36:25] Six days

[00:36:26] Before the

[00:36:27] Enemy

[00:36:27] Like destroys

[00:36:28] The fucking

[00:36:29] Kingdom

[00:36:30] You gotta go

[00:36:30] Stop them

[00:36:31] And I'm like

[00:36:32] Every time

[00:36:33] I go

[00:36:33] Through

[00:36:34] Like that's

[00:36:34] Why I got

[00:36:35] So upset

[00:36:35] When I

[00:36:36] Wasted

[00:36:36] This day

[00:36:37] But I'm

[00:36:37] Like do I

[00:36:38] Reload

[00:36:39] Fucking two

[00:36:40] Hours

[00:36:40] Ago

[00:36:41] And get

[00:36:42] This day

[00:36:42] Back

[00:36:42] Or do I

[00:36:43] Think I

[00:36:44] Can beat

[00:36:44] This fucking

[00:36:45] Dungeon

[00:36:46] I have

[00:36:46] Two days

[00:36:47] Left

[00:36:47] I'm gonna

[00:36:47] Lose

[00:36:48] And so

[00:36:49] It's

[00:36:50] Really cool

[00:36:51] I would

[00:36:52] Reload

[00:36:53] Because you

[00:36:53] Already know

[00:36:53] Everything that

[00:36:54] Happens

[00:36:54] So you

[00:36:54] Can just

[00:36:55] Steamroll

[00:36:56] Through the

[00:36:56] Whole thing

[00:36:56] Yeah

[00:36:57] There's a

[00:36:58] Lot of

[00:36:58] Fighting in

[00:36:58] This game

[00:36:59] But I

[00:36:59] Mean

[00:36:59] The fighting

[00:37:00] Is really

[00:37:00] Good

[00:37:02] That's my

[00:37:02] Problem with

[00:37:03] Persona

[00:37:03] Rachel fucking

[00:37:04] Stunlocked me

[00:37:05] Because she

[00:37:06] This game

[00:37:07] Is probably

[00:37:08] One of the

[00:37:08] Prettiest

[00:37:09] Games I've

[00:37:09] Seen in a

[00:37:10] Long time

[00:37:10] And Rachel

[00:37:11] Sitting there

[00:37:11] Like this

[00:37:12] Game's

[00:37:12] Fucking ugly

[00:37:13] Okay

[00:37:13] I hate it

[00:37:14] I have

[00:37:16] Issue

[00:37:17] With CGI

[00:37:18] Cell shading

[00:37:19] I fucking

[00:37:20] Hate it

[00:37:21] This is a

[00:37:22] Personal thing

[00:37:22] Like that

[00:37:23] Trigun

[00:37:24] Whatever the

[00:37:25] Fuck it is

[00:37:26] The new

[00:37:26] Trigun show

[00:37:27] It looks like

[00:37:27] Ass

[00:37:28] Every anime

[00:37:29] Character in

[00:37:30] Fortnite

[00:37:30] I fucking

[00:37:31] Hate

[00:37:31] CGI

[00:37:32] Cell shading

[00:37:33] And I

[00:37:34] Can't like

[00:37:34] Get over

[00:37:35] It

[00:37:35] I just

[00:37:36] Can't

[00:37:36] Have you

[00:37:37] Ever seen

[00:37:38] The characters

[00:37:38] In Tales of

[00:37:39] Symphonia

[00:37:39] I don't

[00:37:40] Think so

[00:37:41] Oh

[00:37:41] Dude

[00:37:42] Or the

[00:37:43] The 2016

[00:37:44] Berserk

[00:37:45] Remake

[00:37:45] Oh god

[00:37:46] That is

[00:37:47] Gross

[00:37:47] You sound

[00:37:49] Like

[00:37:49] Dontre

[00:37:50] Right now

[00:37:50] I don't

[00:37:51] Want to

[00:37:51] Play

[00:37:52] Anything

[00:37:52] That doesn't

[00:37:52] Look hyper

[00:37:53] Realistic

[00:37:54] It's not

[00:37:55] That I

[00:37:55] Like

[00:37:57] It's

[00:37:57] Not even

[00:37:58] That

[00:37:58] I just

[00:37:58] Think it

[00:37:59] Looks like

[00:37:59] Fucking shit

[00:38:00] And I

[00:38:00] Don't know

[00:38:01] How to

[00:38:01] Think of it

[00:38:02] Any other

[00:38:02] Way

[00:38:03] You know

[00:38:04] But nothing

[00:38:04] Looked worse

[00:38:05] Than

[00:38:06] Jump

[00:38:07] Superstars

[00:38:07] Or whatever

[00:38:08] The fuck

[00:38:08] That fighting

[00:38:09] Game was

[00:38:09] Where they

[00:38:10] Took all

[00:38:10] The anime

[00:38:11] Yeah

[00:38:11] They took

[00:38:12] All the anime

[00:38:13] Characters

[00:38:13] And made

[00:38:14] Them human

[00:38:14] That was

[00:38:15] Discussive

[00:38:16] The human

[00:38:17] Skin

[00:38:17] Texture

[00:38:18] On

[00:38:18] Goku

[00:38:19] Is that

[00:38:19] What you

[00:38:19] Want

[00:38:20] Rachel

[00:38:20] Is the

[00:38:20] Human

[00:38:21] Skin

[00:38:21] Texture

[00:38:22] On

[00:38:22] Goku

[00:38:22] Because it

[00:38:23] Looks

[00:38:23] Or

[00:38:24] He

[00:38:24] Looks

[00:38:24] Like a

[00:38:25] Homunculus

[00:38:26] Yeah

[00:38:27] I want to

[00:38:28] See all

[00:38:28] Even his

[00:38:29] Hair

[00:38:29] Looked

[00:38:30] Wrinkly

[00:38:31] Like it

[00:38:32] Had

[00:38:32] And

[00:38:33] Yugi

[00:38:33] Yugi

[00:38:34] With the

[00:38:35] Big

[00:38:35] Hair

[00:38:35] But he's

[00:38:36] Like

[00:38:36] Oh my

[00:38:36] God

[00:38:37] It

[00:38:37] Looks

[00:38:43] So bad

[00:38:44] Looked

[00:38:44] Like shit

[00:38:45] But that's

[00:38:46] Just because

[00:38:46] It's

[00:38:47] It's because

[00:38:47] The art styles

[00:38:48] Are dramatically

[00:38:48] Different

[00:38:48] If everything

[00:38:49] Looks the same

[00:38:50] I think it's

[00:38:51] It's more

[00:38:52] Acceptable

[00:38:52] Because it's like

[00:38:53] Also with

[00:38:54] The

[00:38:55] With metaphor

[00:38:55] Like all of

[00:38:56] The backgrounds

[00:38:57] That I've seen

[00:38:57] Like all of the

[00:38:58] Places that I've

[00:38:59] Seen you be at

[00:39:00] They're so like

[00:39:01] Bland

[00:39:02] Like

[00:39:03] The characters

[00:39:04] Look

[00:39:05] I'm not like

[00:39:06] Saying the

[00:39:06] Characters

[00:39:07] Don't have

[00:39:08] Interesting

[00:39:08] Like designs

[00:39:10] It is simply

[00:39:11] The way that

[00:39:12] They

[00:39:12] Made the game

[00:39:14] Do you see

[00:39:15] The enemy

[00:39:16] I will give you

[00:39:17] That

[00:39:17] I'm literally

[00:39:17] Dungeon crawling

[00:39:18] Right now

[00:39:19] That's the only

[00:39:19] She's ever seen

[00:39:20] Me do

[00:39:20] The dungeons

[00:39:21] Are

[00:39:21] Just like

[00:39:22] These grey

[00:39:23] Homogenous

[00:39:24] Like

[00:39:25] Blur

[00:39:25] I'm in the

[00:39:26] Very first dungeon

[00:39:27] Yes

[00:39:28] I'm in a

[00:39:28] Castle

[00:39:29] A medieval

[00:39:30] Castle

[00:39:30] In the

[00:39:31] Dungeon

[00:39:31] This is all

[00:39:32] I've seen

[00:39:33] Of it

[00:39:33] Okay

[00:39:34] Look at this

[00:39:35] Enemy in the

[00:39:35] In the notes

[00:39:36] You see this guy

[00:39:38] The like

[00:39:39] In the news

[00:39:39] And updates

[00:39:40] Yeah

[00:39:40] Yeah

[00:39:41] It looks like

[00:39:42] A flower

[00:39:42] Rachel

[00:39:42] You're the one

[00:39:43] I'm talking to

[00:39:44] Specifically

[00:39:45] Yeah

[00:39:46] Like does that

[00:39:47] Not look

[00:39:47] Fucking sick

[00:39:48] As fuck

[00:39:48] I'm not

[00:39:49] Saying the

[00:39:50] Design

[00:39:50] Isn't

[00:39:51] Like

[00:39:52] Good

[00:39:53] I just

[00:39:54] Can't see it

[00:39:55] As anything

[00:39:55] But ugly

[00:39:56] Because it's

[00:39:58] The way

[00:39:58] That it was

[00:39:59] Made

[00:39:59] You're just

[00:40:00] Racist

[00:40:01] We should

[00:40:02] Have

[00:40:02] We should

[00:40:03] Have

[00:40:04] A super

[00:40:04] Pod

[00:40:04] Like

[00:40:05] Jump

[00:40:05] Force

[00:40:05] Night

[00:40:06] Oh no

[00:40:06] Jesus

[00:40:06] Calm down

[00:40:07] Rachel

[00:40:08] I'm sorry

[00:40:09] I take it

[00:40:09] Back

[00:40:11] Well

[00:40:11] You know

[00:40:12] What

[00:40:12] You can't

[00:40:13] Jesus Christ

[00:40:15] Dude yeah

[00:40:15] We should

[00:40:16] Have a

[00:40:16] Fucking

[00:40:16] Jump

[00:40:17] Force

[00:40:17] Night

[00:40:17] With the

[00:40:18] Whole

[00:40:18] Super

[00:40:18] Pod

[00:40:19] Network

[00:40:19] Homey shit

[00:40:19] That'd be

[00:40:21] Fucking

[00:40:21] Sweet

[00:40:22] Are the

[00:40:22] Servers up

[00:40:23] Are they

[00:40:24] Is it

[00:40:24] Crossplay

[00:40:26] I think

[00:40:26] All that

[00:40:27] Shit's

[00:40:27] Dead

[00:40:28] Fuck

[00:40:28] Nevermind

[00:40:29] Rachel has

[00:40:30] Like a

[00:40:30] Jenga tower

[00:40:31] Of like

[00:40:32] Magic the

[00:40:32] Gathering deck

[00:40:33] Boxes

[00:40:33] That she

[00:40:33] Sets her

[00:40:34] Camera on top

[00:40:35] Of

[00:40:35] So that it's

[00:40:36] Like head

[00:40:37] Level

[00:40:37] I don't know

[00:40:38] It's probably

[00:40:38] The clown

[00:40:39] Fucking

[00:40:40] Haunting

[00:40:40] Everyone

[00:40:41] No wonder

[00:40:42] My last

[00:40:43] Episode

[00:40:43] Went to

[00:40:43] Shit

[00:40:44] Yeah

[00:40:45] It's

[00:40:45] It's

[00:40:46] Fucking

[00:40:46] Bozo

[00:40:47] The clown

[00:40:47] I'm trying

[00:40:48] To think of

[00:40:48] A good

[00:40:48] Funny name

[00:40:49] For him

[00:40:49] I was

[00:40:49] Thinking

[00:40:49] Doodoo

[00:40:50] The clown

[00:40:52] I've never

[00:40:53] Thought of a

[00:40:54] Good name

[00:40:54] For him

[00:40:55] It's called

[00:40:56] The clown

[00:41:00] I think

[00:41:00] You want to

[00:41:00] Play the

[00:41:01] Witcher

[00:41:02] Doodoo

[00:41:03] What happened

[00:41:04] Right here

[00:41:05] Why is there

[00:41:05] Numbers in my

[00:41:06] Dragon Ball Z

[00:41:07] Thing

[00:41:08] Because everything

[00:41:09] Fell down

[00:41:10] That was me

[00:41:12] You've twisted

[00:41:13] My arm enough

[00:41:13] I'm gonna buy

[00:41:14] Metaphor

[00:41:14] God damn it

[00:41:16] You thought you were

[00:41:17] Gonna buy a

[00:41:17] Clown doll

[00:41:18] Do it

[00:41:18] Yeah I'm gonna

[00:41:20] Buy a

[00:41:20] Clown college

[00:41:22] I'm quitting

[00:41:23] Podcasting

[00:41:24] I'm going

[00:41:24] Into clownery

[00:41:25] And then

[00:41:26] You're like

[00:41:27] Stevo

[00:41:27] Clownification

[00:41:28] You're gonna

[00:41:29] Be the

[00:41:30] Taxidermy

[00:41:30] Clown

[00:41:31] That I

[00:41:31] Have

[00:41:35] Aaron if you

[00:41:37] Die

[00:41:37] In the

[00:41:38] Contract

[00:41:38] Of uh

[00:41:39] Joining the

[00:41:40] Superpod

[00:41:41] Network

[00:41:41] I need

[00:41:42] Your body

[00:41:42] To be

[00:41:43] Taxidermied

[00:41:44] Shipped to me

[00:41:45] We're gonna

[00:41:46] Keep it

[00:41:46] In this

[00:41:47] Room

[00:41:47] That I'm

[00:41:47] In

[00:41:47] That way

[00:41:48] Whenever

[00:41:48] People come

[00:41:49] Over

[00:41:49] They can

[00:41:50] Pay their

[00:41:50] Respects

[00:41:51] And everything

[00:41:52] Yeah rip

[00:41:53] Aaron

[00:41:53] Rip

[00:41:53] Aaron

[00:41:54] Rip

[00:41:54] Aaron

[00:41:56] You're gonna

[00:41:57] Have like

[00:41:57] Twisted

[00:41:58] Tees poured

[00:41:58] On you

[00:41:59] Every other

[00:42:00] Weekend

[00:42:00] Right on my

[00:42:01] Big fat

[00:42:03] Fucking clown

[00:42:03] Shoes

[00:42:04] Please

[00:42:06] Once you get

[00:42:07] To 69

[00:42:07] Twisted

[00:42:08] Tees

[00:42:08] You get

[00:42:08] Revived

[00:42:13] Yeah dude

[00:42:14] It's written

[00:42:14] All right

[00:42:15] Here in

[00:42:15] The

[00:42:15] Superpod

[00:42:16] Network

[00:42:17] Contract

[00:42:20] All right

[00:42:21] Well uh

[00:42:22] So that was

[00:42:22] The games

[00:42:23] We've been

[00:42:23] Playing

[00:42:23] We talked

[00:42:24] A little

[00:42:24] Bit about

[00:42:25] What I

[00:42:25] Bought

[00:42:25] I bought

[00:42:25] Metaphor

[00:42:26] I also

[00:42:26] Bought

[00:42:26] Dragon Ball

[00:42:27] Sparking

[00:42:27] Zero

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[00:45:37] 3

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[00:45:57] 3

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[00:47:12] Podcast

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