Episode 173: Viva Pinata Trouble in Paradise - Rite of the Bat

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Rite of the bat

[00:00:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Rite of the bat, dude

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Rite of the bat, I feel like

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Rite of the bat sounds like a fucking special move in Yakuza

[00:00:10] [SPEAKER_05]: It sounds like an Avengers 7 fold album

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Ohhhhhhh

[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's R-I-T-E

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_04]: R-I-T-E

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, Drine of the Bat

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Look at some kind of ritual

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Nooo

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I tried to do an Avengers 7

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do you do this to me?

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Just ask questions

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you drink, a dude? Is that a monster?

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Or is it something totally different?

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a PBR Extra

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Ohhhh

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Is there another one?

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It's got extra

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: ass in it, I don't know

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever makes beer taste bad, it's got more of that in it

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_06]: More?

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_04]: A little mob here

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_04]: 6.5% alcohol, I don't know if that's a lot

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_04]: If I pound out like 4 or 5 of these in rapid succession, it fucks me up

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I bet it could

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just, I haven't had PBR in a long time

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: But I've had, was it Coors Light?

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of recently-ish and yeah those

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you found like

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess it probably takes like 8 of those

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_03]: They're basically just bread water

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: She fucking took another one

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I only got 1

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_04]: We only have 2 left

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, they were like tall boys

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I just been

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it is, every time I see

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Go to get beer, I just grab the PBR tall boys

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just old faithful

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_04]: They don't taste as bad as like

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Bud Light

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Bud Light, I fucking can't stand Bud Light man

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_03]: After drinking it for so long

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: In the old high school days

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever had those weird

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_03]: PBR in coffee or something like that?

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh god, what?

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Hang on, I'm gonna find it

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I know this is a thing

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm having

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah PBR hard co-

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Or Papst blue- fuck

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Papst hard coffee is what it's called

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That sounds disgusting

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Look at the chat, what don't they do?

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I need mint chocolate chip PBR

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: They might have it, maybe Papst is for me

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The old Iowa boy

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: You know the only way

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I always want to say you're from Ohio

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like no

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not the meme, he's from

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Slipknot

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the only way to remember

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What is sliptown

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_04]: So many of those states just

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Blind together in my brain

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Like all the I's and O's are the same

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Except for Oklahoma

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I always forget that Indiana exists

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Idaho exists

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All the goddamn time

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's cut them down

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Just merge them all together

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't even point to where

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Indiana or whatever the fuck you just said

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't point to them

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Indiana ho or whatever

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Indiana ho

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds like

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: A slur

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It does

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: There's other I states, I swear to God

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_03]: What are the other ones? States

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That start with I

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Iowa

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello and welcome to Gaming Together

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_04]: A cooperative podcast

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Each pod we played through a cooperative experience

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Related to you the listeners, this game is the

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Crim to the Crim of Co-op or something better off playing solo

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm your host, Nave, and I'm here with my

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Co-op partners Rachel and

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron from Superpod Saga and Retro Rehab

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Say hello boys

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello? In my fucking thing

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I have the sentences mixed around because

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Phillip reads the partner part first and I always find it

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Awkward and then I fucking

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Hesitate every time I never change it

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I never edit it and then I never fight

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I always hesitate when I read the intro because I have to skip over an entire sentence

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, what are we doing here?

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to be talking about Viva Pinata Trouble in Paradise

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: But first we are going to be talking about the games that we have been playing

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Starting with Aaron

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron, why don't you talk about the games you've been playing?

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I've, man, I don't know, I've been in a real big

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Drought or something

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't really been able to focus on one game for a while

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Novel console Chris

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He made this tweet about how hard Fire Emblem engaged

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Bucks and so I was like, you know what it does

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It do be fucking

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And I started playing that again and still that's pretty good

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the main character having that like aqua fresh

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Like Colgate toothpaste haircut and shit

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, cool

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And then there's a

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: There's so many stupid things that that game does

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That other Fire Emblems don't like

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: When you hit a dude into a fence, the fence actually breaks

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And like that's

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That's cool but yeah

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Fire Emblem Engage, it's pretty sweet

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like Red Faction

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Or what is it? Crackdown

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Crackdown?

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Fences and shit? Yeah, Crackdown 3

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't that the big thing where like everything broke or something?

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't fucking remember

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I was hoping to dream on the Xbox one gen man

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh is that one game from the Xbox black?

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They did that in black too

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You shoot through walls until there was nothing left

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So you can just empty five whole clips into a wall

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And eventually kill someone

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty cool

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: We need more destructible environments in our games

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And not like, you know, the fucking hair follicles and shit

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Only music can do that

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you can see the individual pores of the bread

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_04]: That they're eating

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the only game I give a shit about all this

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, I remember you guys were talking about this

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: In the fellowship group chat

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I remember I was driving at work

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: In my stupid mail truck and I just looked down

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And I just saw the note on the screen that says

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Pepsi Man

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, what's going on here?

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And I clicked and you guys were talking about the Fire Emblem Engage characters

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen these characters Rachel?

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Well I think I have the fucking box right next to me

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, these guys

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's Aliyar? Yeah, yeah

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You see that? This is retarded

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Why am I doing this?

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The tiniest, like, blurriest picture imaginable

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Listener, yeah, I just put my...

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The webcams are already low quality while we're recording

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But I put my tiny switch case up to my camera

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's blurry because the screen's reflecting off of it

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the dumbest thing I've ever done

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And no one got to experience it on the listener side

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you see those characters?

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_03]: We got the cool Aqua Fresh haircut

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Man, remember Aqua Fresh, like the pump toothpaste

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That was pretty cool

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they got the hetero...

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Chromia? Hetero Morphea?

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it Chromia?

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I think the first one was correct

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Hetero...

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Sexuality was the first one

[00:06:36] Yeah

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's hetero Chromia, yeah

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_04]: There is, how hard would that...

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel is a purple hair lady

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_04]: How hard would that be to make that hair, like in real life?

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Like look good

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Like dying your hair half red, half blue

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I really don't think it would be that hard, honestly

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just like dividing the sections

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, the most...

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Like a ruler

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Diffusing

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Getting that part straight

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like you know how they...

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: When people are spray painting and they'll like

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Put like construction paper and just tape it to the wall

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like where they don't want the fucking paint to go

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just use the aluminum foil

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what you use for hair

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, okay

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why they always have tin foil, okay

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: That makes sense

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I always just thought that those were flat earthers

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_05]: But I just put plastic Walmart bags on my head

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I just found the true...

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Whoa, what the fuck is this?

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I found the true main character to fight around the main cage

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just the aquafresh guy

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the aquafresh guy? Holy shit

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, sorry Captain Aquafresh

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, I hate this

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_04]: What are you talking about? He's awesome dude

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I gotta put this in the notes so I remember

[00:07:57] My captain

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: This is terrible man

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna like roll down later and have a chance here

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Imagine waking up in the middle of the night

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And this is like laying next to you

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Imagine waking up in the morning going to the bathroom

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's in there just waiting for you to brush your teeth

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Brush your teeth with the aquafresh

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And this is what you turn into in the mirror

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Like this is what you see

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_03]: After he romances every single character in fire

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm awakening, he's like, morning honey

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to brush

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's just got this like

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_05]: It is there but actually he's more

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He's got that white streak

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_05]: That's hard to achieve man

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Looks like I'm my hero academia character

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: My hero academia was an American cartoon

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_04]: This would be all my

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, savior the protector of humanity

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Well I'm glad that

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad that this happened

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel what are you playing Lili?

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm still playing Yakuza Zero

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_05]: That's, you know, gonna take another

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Five years for me to be

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel it

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Working on the cabaret club

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Getting my ladies, making them look nice

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Hell yeah, do you like the dress up thing?

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah putting tiaras on

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish it were a little bit more fleshed out

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Not gonna lie

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It's been a lot of time as a kid

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Going to dressupgames.com

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And had a lot more options back then

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this Aaron?

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_04]: These are like, dude

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I really do miss having like a little toothbrush head guard

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I haven't used one since I was like 11

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But I just imagine all the poop that I've brushed into my mouth

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't have the little

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what it's for right?

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah so you could probably take them

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Like travel with them too

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_04]: The fucking mythbusters thing

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they put toothbrushes all around the bathtub

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Or the bathroom

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Like they just taped it to the walls and shit

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And then they put it all around the house

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And there was still shit particles on it

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Like even in the kitchen

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah cause people be fartin' man

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: One of the mythbusters

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Takes like the most heinous shit

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And it flushes it

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, Jamie Hindemith's fucking shit

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the guy from Master of Disguise

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Running away farting

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I knew you were gonna ring the bell

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, myth busted

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Lots of them play as Fortnight

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, that's been Fortnight

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Classic

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_04]: When do you think they're gonna add Captain Awkward Fresh

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_04]: To Fortnight?

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm surprised he's not like in the battle pass right now

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Honestly, all my is in the game so

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You fit right in I think

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And then we can finally see who's the most powerful

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Of all the red, white and blue characters

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: His pickaxe is just a giant toothbrush

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Brushin' the fucking buildings apart

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He fucking writes itself man

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And he rides on, his glider is just a tube of toothpaste

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Shooting toothpaste backwards

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh this is so good, hey Epic Iris

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude seriously

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And then let me work on Rock Band

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_05]: 45 dollars

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah we'll pay the hand you would check

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: For 10 dollars for coming up with the Captain Awkward Fresh idea

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like shooching

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_04]: We're basically in the Roblox mines

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, working for nothing

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_04]: The mines

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_05]: We also got very drunk last night

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And fucked up some family feud

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_05]: That was pretty good

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It was very fun

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_05]: We beat the shit out of those families

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Man

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_04]: They sucked

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't we lose to the medium difficulty?

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: We went straight for hard and won

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_05]: We lost to the very hard difficulty

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I think once

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Well that was like five beers in by the time we were there

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It was, it was a little, I still can't get over dust

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Being at the foot of your bed

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It was like

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_05]: 100 people

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: What's something at the foot of your bed

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And we, our first thought, dog

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_05]: No

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: 100 people disagree

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Five people say dust

[00:12:21] What the fuck

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like that it's always sunny episode

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Where they go on, they call a family fight on there

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: But they're like

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Charlie and Emma food, the weed that doesn't eat us

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, oh yeah, dragon

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it was on the board

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he took the survey for it

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He knew it was there

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so the games I've been playing

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm still playing Visions of Mana

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm playing it very slowly

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And there's nothing to report

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty good

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The, I unlocked all of the

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So the way that the class system works is you get these

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Different elemental like items

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And then that's how you change your class

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And every character can switch between those

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_04]: All those classes

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And the dark, each item has its own

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Like class attack

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And the dark one has like a fucking

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Spider-Man grappling hook thing

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's pretty dope

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So the fighting is getting a little bit better

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Because normally I'm like

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Always playing as just the MC

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: The main dude

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's only really like attacking melee

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And my, I'm always

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Dashing towards people trying to catch up with them

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_04]: When I knock them away with my attacks

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_04]: But now I can Spider-Man jump to them

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty good, it's pretty fun

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That's tight dude

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm kicking myself for not buying that

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I bought some stuff on sale for the Capcom sale

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I think about Devil May Cry 1 through 5

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Dark Void

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_03]: All for 30 bucks

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's like fuck I should buy vision cement

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Jerry won't shut the fuck up about it

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's gotta be good

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah dude Jerry's blowing my ass up on the fucking

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_04]: He's past me, he's lapped me now

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He keeps sending me screenshots

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like look at this game in all caps

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Like look at this game, like I do, I fucking know

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I know

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I can look up images on Google of it

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks good, just give me a minute

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It does look good

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There's so much texture poppin

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Like every time the camera moves

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Like there's a second of low quality textures

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That poppin on like their clothes

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's so funny looking

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But the game does look good

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the art direction at least

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Even on series X it has all that

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Poppin and shit? Yeah it's shocking

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like every time it happens it takes me back

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel like I'm playing a 360 a game again

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's not even like

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: A down

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a downside to it

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you're running into, like you're

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Rody running into an area and like years of war

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Won and then everything's like

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Pastel and then like

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything's suddenly all like

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Motion blurry and gray and shit

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude and you really are

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: You're Rody running everywhere like

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: There's this fucking turtle

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah with the goggles and shit

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah dude Vaskov

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at this fucking guy

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel did you see me?

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_04]: You saw this guy right Rachel? I think so yeah

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he was in

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Trials of mana also

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But you also like surfed on him and shit

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah look at this fucking guy

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I got him in the notes now

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah you were watching whenever

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah the girl turtle

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: This fucking dude

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_04]: He hauls so much ass

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_04]: On the water dude

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_04]: He hauls so much ass

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's surprising whenever it first

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Happened and then I was like the alternative

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He goes slow but there's no fighting

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Or anything out and it's basically the hub world

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Like in bottom fantasy when you get the ship

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And the airship and shit

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's like

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Good, like I'm glad it goes fast

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It respects your time

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to slowly trudge along

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_04]: In the ocean

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is so bizarre because he's

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So small and he's just going so fast

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know but

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah visions of man is really good

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_04]: We also so last night when we first started drinking

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_04]: We started playing katan

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Next settlers of katan on the xbox

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And I won

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Naturally

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay so here's how it went

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder how much this is just the normal

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Experience in katan

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: But for the first half of the game

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I was not getting jacked shit

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it felt mean

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: To move the dude over to my spot

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And like steals from me

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I would only ever have like two or three hand

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Like cards in my hand

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But uh like in the second half of the game

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It just kept giving me everything

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I was the richest man alive

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I was so back

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And that robbers stayed on my fucking tile

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_05]: For

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The entire last half of the game

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Like

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_05]: The NPC would move it away

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the same turn move it back

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_05]: To my spirit

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it felt good

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_04]: You were winning the whole game though

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: You were like the closest to winning the whole time

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But um I mean yeah so I won that

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It uh I didn't feel anything

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Because that game is so rng

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That I didn't I don't understand

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But uh it was neat

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I kinda like katan I kinda want the real one

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But also it seems like there's a little bit of thinking

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like math and shit involved because I think you gotta

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Like

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_04]: The tiles you can move them around

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like those are like physical tiles

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not like the same board every time

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a monopoly board right?

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I think you can scatter them and like

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah put them like

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Most of the time you're supposed to like flip them

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Upside down

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And randomly place them

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_05]: You can do that

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Or you can put them there is an order

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Because on the back of the tiles there's like a

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Letter I believe

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And you put them

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh because it's a circular

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Board

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_05]: So you put them alphabetically

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Until they get to the center

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh so like fucking pool

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Pull balls?

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_05]: But that's like easy mode but if you want to like do it

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Hard mode you do it randomly and just like

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Throw those bitches down

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Just

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Shock unthrow out there

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_05]: You can like really fuck with like

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Getting resources because there might be

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Like three like all of the

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Sheet might be piled in one corner

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That's too much thinking for my blood

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude have you ever played the game Armello?

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like Katana

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was on games with gold on xbox

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: For a while it's like it's like

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I own this yeah

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's more fantasy themed and there's

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Like four different ways you can win

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I think because it's either like

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You kill the king

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you just wait for him to die because he's poisoned

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Or

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Have a lot of money or something

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: But that game is pretty fucking fun

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude I am on a board game kick lately

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I don't know like Rachel

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Has this fucking marble card game

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_04]: So I used to talk about the DC card game

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot this marble card game which is called

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Legendary

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's right behind me

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It is so

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Obnoxiously

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Complicated to put together at the beginning

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it fucking it is so

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Frustratingly difficult to put together at the beginning

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Especially when you're like trying to

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Explain to a couple of drunk friends

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: At 2am like

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude it's gonna be fun and it takes an hour to

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Set up like and they're just watching you

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Slowly struggle to like

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_05]: That's literally why I could never get anyone

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_05]: To play it because

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_05]: The setup and

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Explaining it is just such a pain in the

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Ass that by the time

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd like have it out

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And like ready to go

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_05]: They'd be like alright I'm going home

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Bye

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_04]: If I feel that shit man

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I wanna play XCOM so bad

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Like at that point I wanna go home

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm already home

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah we keep trying to play

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_04]: XCOM and every time they're like

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's play one more game of commander

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like dude you're like let's play it

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_04]: In 2 and a half hours

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Because that's what's gonna happen

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna be 5am because commander just goes insane

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Sicko mode long sometimes

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Like an XCOM board game?

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah there's a board game

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That has like a companion app

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's super

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say it's super fun

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not fun at all actually

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_04]: It's insanely anxiety inducing

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And I've never won

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it's fucking

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Impossible so

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know so I went to play magic last night

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Because Rachel you know Rachel's at work

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_04]: So I went there to kind of chat with her

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And play magic and there was this couple

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_04]: In the corner of the building

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_04]: That I was watching this whole time

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they were just over there having fun

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Playing like pandemic and shit

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just like

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to just scoop and go over there

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And play with them on their board game

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_04]: But that would be so weird

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_05]: They walked in there and they were so excited

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That lady was like I've never been to a place like this before

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_05]: This is so cool

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah there's a pre-release going on

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like look at all these fucking nerds everywhere

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_05]: They're all fucking playing magic together

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I had no idea what was happening

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_05]: She was like are they all just playing different games

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like no they're all

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Every single person here is playing magic right now

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I heard of 50 people and they're all playing magic

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Literally there was a

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: 50 plus people there playing magic

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And we had two

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Like we had Commander going

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_05]: We had the pre-release for Dusk Morn

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I had to pretend to be a magic judge

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_05]: That was interesting

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_05]: They were just like

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Manifests and I was like yeah you got a 2-2

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you play magic Rachel?

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_04]: She's the one that dragged my sorry ass back into the game

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I was so far out

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I was so far away from it

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I was safe

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_04]: My money was safe

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really buy cards anymore

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I usually like proxy them but you still have to pay for the proxies

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's still when I make a deck it's still $100

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is better than $1000

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's still $100 that I spent

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit $1000

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_05]: My life is just immersed in magic the gathering

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_05]: It's everywhere I go

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It's work

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_05]: It's at home piles everywhere

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah she's fucking nuts

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_04]: She came home from work at midnight one time

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like just wrapping up the podcast

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she's like alright I'm gonna go play magic

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like what the fuck do you mean

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I've got my old ones here actually

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_05]: After this I'm supposed to see if

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Kyle's still awake to play

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me find a good one

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I have a good one here one sec

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He had magic cards on deck

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: On set ready

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I've got some of my older cards that I'm

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Just trying to sell because I don't play magic

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Well there's like nobody here that plays it

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But uh

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Where the fuck did you go you bitch

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Just get on spell table

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And a whole bunch of leviathans

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And shit

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah this camera sucks

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the same problem with my

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Fire emblem

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's under the camera sucks

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's that you're holding a glossy thing up

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_04]: To a screen and so it reflects

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_04]: All of the screen back at you

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_04]: See cause you've got the sleeves in it

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me hold something up to

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That is a very ruin

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_03]: See something ruins

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So close

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Listeners

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Do the

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Influencing thing

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_04]: 90 gloves

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_05]: No this is what the makeup gurus do

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_05]: They hold their hand behind it

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_05]: So that their lip gloss will focus

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah like uh

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't bend my hands that way

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I have your other hand behind it or something

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Looks like you're doing a kamehameha

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's just can't see this

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But um

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we doing? What are we talking about?

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the last of the games I'm pretty sure

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh so

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna talk about the news and the updates

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Like what did NAVE buy? NAVE bought

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: A couple of games conscript

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is something that I think it was in

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_04]: The

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Fellowship group chat that they were talking about

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: This probably months ago when it first came out

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But this looks like

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_04]: World War II Resident Evil

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Which looks fucking awesome

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_04]: So as soon as this game came out

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone that knows me from like promoting

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Signalis and all that jazz

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_04]: That other game

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: That I can't remember the name of

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Aw shit what is it called?

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Crow Country

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Crow Country

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So conscript is like that

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to be playing that pretty soon

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks fucking awesome

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah this does look cool I'm looking at it on steam

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like top down isometric and shit

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I'm very excited

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I like my smaller games it's about to be fall

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's about to be the exact time for this

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Like we got our fucking windows open

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's been raining all day it's been the

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Perfect day off

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_03]: We took a walk around town earlier

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's like 62 degrees out here

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank god for the midwest man

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure over in fucking

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Wherever the fuck everybody else

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_03]: In our little group lives it's probably either hot

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Or raining or like

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything else but

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I think it was the midwest

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It was fucking

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it was 98 yesterday I was working

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And sweating my dick off

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And it was humid so it was the worst kind of heat

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it sucks

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Conscript plays really good

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I recommend people look into it

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're into Signalis and Crow Country

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Sandland

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Is another one I had this on my wishlist

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I was going to buy this when it first came out

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I forgot about it

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And then it went on sale

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_04]: And on Xbox when things go on sale

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_04]: On your wishlist there's like its own dedicated tab

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Where it's like these are the things on your wishlist

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_04]: On sale and so I was like oh shit

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I forgot

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be playing this

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably pretty soon as well

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I am like fucking hard stuck on these really long games

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's taking me forever

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_04]: To get through them but I promise

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I really really do want to play this fucking

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Sandland game and the conscript

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And I also bought chained echoes

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Which used to be on Game Pass

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh it's not anymore

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_04]: No it left

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I played about an hour of it

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I saw that it was leaving Game Pass

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like I've got two weeks can I beat this game

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I was like no I can't beat this game

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Two weeks and so I just put it down

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like I'll buy it eventually

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And now that time has come

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I have chained echoes it looks really cool

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of want to play Sandland but I don't know

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck it's supposed to

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Also the reviews are always really really mixed

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Which I mean I guess doesn't fucking matter

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Because if you like a game who fucking cares about the reviews

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah is it like

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Is this supposed to be turn based

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Or is it like an action RPG

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Or a stealth game

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Or I don't understand

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be honest I don't really know

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I just knew I wanted it

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So I just wanted it for the

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Akira Toriyama aesthetic

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But it looks like an action game

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Like

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Looks like an action

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Visions of Mana a little bit

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't realize the manga

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: For Sandland came out

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking 20 years ago it came out in 2000

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was new

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that's pretty smart

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_04]: RIP Akira

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It does look pretty fucking cool

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's all I bought

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_04]: So as for the pod updates we don't really have anything

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So we're going to go to the Patreon section

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Here gaming together we work hard to provide

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Excellent co-op content for you the listener

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_04]: If you have the means please consider supporting us on Patreon

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Link is in the description below

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Alongside the link to

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The website of

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron's podcast

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And also where my shit is

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We got a whole bunch of shit over there

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_04]: All our buddies have we got a little

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Community over there you can see all the videos

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That were all posting and stuff like that

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Over on superpodnetwork.com

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Right? Okay got it

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I know I've got it in the notes

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Somewhere I have no idea where I put it

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_04]: But I remembered

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The list of current supporters Berserker this

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Kwong and St. Cracker04, Nikolai

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_04]: At 9 the Intergalactic Pinecast

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you guys so fucking much

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: You guys are keeping the lines on over here gaming together

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh we do have fucking pod updates

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I put it below the Patreon for some reason

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So we just crossed under Spotify followers

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_04]: 1100 Twitter followers

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's pretty fucking cool

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_04]: We are

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Back up to 4.8 stars on

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Apple and we have over 40 reviews now

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_04]: On Spotify but that's

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: 4.5 they don't like us over there

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I see you guys out there thank you so much for your support

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I see that our numbers are slowly

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Going up it really fucking helps

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I can see the algorithm how much we're getting promoted now

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Things are looking up for old

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Naive and Phillip and Rachel

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Phillip? Yeah, Phillip

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Please go rate comment and generally

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Interact with your favorite content creators

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Including our boy Aaron over here

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_04]: At Superpod and Retro Rehab

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_04]: We greatly appreciate it

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes it feels like you're screaming at clouds out here

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes dude, yeah

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel it. I haven't gotten a fucking comment

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_03]: On any episodes on Spotify

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: For a really long time

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know what the fuck is happening there

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But whatever

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah people were using it when it first came out

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And then it just kind of faded away

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean I got a birthday wish

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_04]: From Alex Ortiz

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Last episode I think

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: So that was super cool

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm also just as bad

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I also just passively

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Like absorb

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you know content, I don't think about it

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_04]: So I need to get better at it as well

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright we're gonna go to the break and we're gonna go to the

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Am I the asshole section

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's favorite here comes the music

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Bannanee

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Nanananee

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_02]: With arms but whole palm

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I hope

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh dude put that in

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You think

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Copyrighted immediately

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I've been thinking about this short

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Every now and then this just pops up in my brain

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But there is this

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay so you guys know who Bob Marley is

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_04]: So Bob Marley estate

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Gifted a guitar

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_04]: From I guess Bob Marley's collection

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: To DJ Khaled

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And this is the video of him receiving it

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Please for like and it is not edited

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: At all I'm probably going to play this in its entirety

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_04]: In the fucking episode

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a minute

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Get it close up

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_00]: The case, the guitar

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying in a special note from the Marley family

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to the Marley

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Melissa can you read this for me

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Can you read this to the world please

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_01]: DJ Khaled we're excited to share this new guitar with you

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: As someone who has an appreciation

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_01]: For Bob Marley's life and music

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_01]: We want you to be one of the first

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_01]: To play the guilty 20 Marley

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Based on Bob's at home songwriting

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Guitar from 56 Hope Road

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_01]: This guitar inspired songs that help

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Unite the world and we hope it gives you inspiration as well

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Bam bam bam

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a savant

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, okay so real listener

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_04]: He is just slapping the shit out of it

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Just disrespecting the living shit out of it

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Holy fuck

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_04]: He is not playing anything that could be

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Remotely considered music

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the guitar is probably

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Not tuned because it was

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It was traveling

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Around the world to get to him

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad that he has that

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But I think about that so much

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_04]: That is a clip that lives rent free in my head

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time I hear a song that I don't really like

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I think about this clip

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You can get DJ Khaled going

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fuck it

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Why him of all people

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Why DJ Khaled

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I almost said Dave Grohl

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But he's got his fucking thing going on

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that's about

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's another musician

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, James Hetfield

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: There we go

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, why doesn't James Hetfield get the

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Bob Marley acoustic guitar

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh I hate it

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's fucking rough

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't taken a single sip of this beer

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And Rachel's over there fucking crushing her can

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_05]: It's almost gone

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll come take yours too

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Please don't

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, this one

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I the asshole thing I was going to go for

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Got deleted, son of a bitch

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_04]: So I think somebody at Capcom

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Listened to our podcast, did you see this?

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Updating multiple games for Windows Live

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: The other guy, the first one, was Lost Planet 2

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we had

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_04]: We had just released an episode on Lost Planet 2

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And a few days later

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_04]: They

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Or maybe it's like a week later

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: But Capcom is like we're fixing Lost Planet 2's

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Multiplayer on the PC

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: So that people can play again

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And then this happened all, this year

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Just a few months ago

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Where we made an episode on

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Exo Primal and we weren't really too

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Hot on it

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And that same day

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_04]: They're like we're not updating this game anymore

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I made this post of Omni-Man

[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that Omni-Man looking at his hands?

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Like what have I done?

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Is this a ploy or something?

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They're like, well

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: They even

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Feel up safe so that I guess

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Shut her down and they like

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_03]: They'll run out there real fast

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Shut off the process

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's over, wrap it up

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_04]: They've screamed about our game

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_04]: So Capcom

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_04]: My next order of business

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I need you guys

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_04]: To start releasing shit on Xbox

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Starting with Mega Man Battle Network

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I beg of you for the love of God

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll change the episode title

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_04]: To Mega Man Battle Network 2

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Just so that you guys can fucking

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Do what I want

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, am I the asshole?

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron, you said you were already looking at it

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So do you have one that you

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_04]: That isn't deleted?

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I might have one

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright from Lowalg9312

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks like

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: An un...

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean this might be a main account

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think, I don't know

[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: They are posting in other things now

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_04]: But what is at rslashas1

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_04]: After infidelity

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that after someone cheated on you?

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Woah, that sounds like it

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah this is a support group

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_04]: So things aren't going good

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_04]: They also post in rslashadventuretime

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh dude rslashnarcissism

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man this guy's cool

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah he's fucking going for it man

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright let's do the

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Do the thing

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_03]: They might be asshole for not including my husband

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: In friend activities

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a very short version

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Woah okay, the very short version

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not long, it's very short

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: My partner and I have been together

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit together for 6 years

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We used to have a lot of mutual friends

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And hang out all the time together

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_03]: But about 4 years ago I had a baby

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And we stopped going to events together etc

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Since our daughter is a bit older now

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I found I'm able to have more free time

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And experiment with new hobbies

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Last year I tried LARP live action role playing

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_03]: For the first time

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And adored it but my husband thinks it's cringe

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay with that though

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't need to have all the same hobbies

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And we have other things in common

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen live action role playing?

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I think so I can't stop fucking coughing

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I used to do it at the park

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_05]: In the town I used to live in

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Great show, can you talk a little louder?

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_05]: They used to have like a group

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_05]: That went to this park in a town I lived in before

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_05]: They'd get together like once a month

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was just like a bunch of 45 year olds

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Bullying children

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_05]: They'd be like you're not doing this right

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_05]: You're never allowed to come back

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And they'd make them cry and hit them with their sword

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Hit them with their cardboard sword

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: With their cardboard castle and shit

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Like your garb is not correct

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Garb is gar bro

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a fucking, do you guys know the band Red Fang?

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: They're like stoner rock, stoner metal

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no I'm thinking of the red cord

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Nope

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh the red cord no

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Red Fang has this music video about live action role players

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_04]: So like they're like drinking beer

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Outside

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_04]: They're like drinking beer outside of

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Like this park

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And there's a bunch of people larping

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Like fireball, fireball

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like making fun of them

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they go and they get

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_04]: A bunch of like beer cans and make their own

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Sets of armor and go to war with them

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the live action role players

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty historic dog dude

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you might like red Fang

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay yeah they're like part of their music video is just shot in their fucking kitchen

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's really really cool I vibe with that real hard

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Just in the kitchen of this fucking trailer house

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: They're drinking PBR I just realized

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh did I start drinking PBR cause of red Fang?

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So they have like a beer, like a PBR

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Armor set

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it looks like

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Um oh it looks like a mod

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it looks like a mod of the game

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's a bad texture

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It's really funny looking

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I wanna start uh I wanna run out

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: A trailer home just for the sake of turning

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Into a podcast in the apartment but I'll leave it

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly like it is like just go podcast

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_03]: In like the shitty dumpy kitchen

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_03]: With like cans of beans and shit in the background

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a pyramid of

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Bushes baked beans

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Anywho where the fuck did I leave off?

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We also had a huge amount of problems

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_03]: In our relationship last year that I won't go into detail with

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And actually separated multiple times

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You think it was the infidelity?

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_03]: During this time I would get a lot of support from my friends

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_03]: In the LARP group

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh it's okay bro of course

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Though they have a very negative image of him from what I said

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Told them about the worst of our arguments

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Looking for support I understand now

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Why this was a mistake

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_03]: During this time you would also speak badly about my friends

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And their attachment to LARPing

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Is also

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the problem that

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: The problem is if they were looking to hang out

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I would feel like my friends were being judged and criticized

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Even if this wasn't expressed out loud

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: God damn it

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I still did try to explain to them that the last year

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That the last year we both

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Weren't ourselves

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: We were going through really traumatic stuff

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And both of us were incredibly emotionally unregulated

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: In regret the way we both believed

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We f**k behaved and were trying to get back together

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Because of this though

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_03]: They don't want him at events or get togethers

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_03]: For example there's a game

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_03]: A game that happening weekly with my friends

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And I asked if they would be comfortable with him

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Being there and they said right now

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Right now they wouldn't be comfortable

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But maybe in the future it would be okay

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He expects me to tell my friends

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That we are a packaged deal

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And if they aren't friends of the marriage

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_03]: That they are friends of mine

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_03]: He thinks that it shouldn't matter

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_03]: If they are uncomfortable with him there

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_03]: If we want to be together

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I worry that this leaves me feeling quite isolated

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Although I can't help but feel like my partner also has a point

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That getting back together would be difficult if my friends

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: All have the opinion of him that they do

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Damn

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Well this is just a f**king

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Cascading event of

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Mistakes, wasn't it

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Like just a bunch of mistakes all together

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Not very wise

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_04]: To tell your friends about all the worst things

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That your boyfriend has ever done

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Because that is going to color

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The way that they view that person

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Because if your friends are good friends

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They care about you

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And so they don't want you to be sad

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And then

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Get back together with the dude and try to drag him along

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: To different friend events and sh**

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: This guy sucks

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: This guy, he's big

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Suck and he's huge suck

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you try to take him over to like a monopoly night

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Or something

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Especially a monopoly night because that makes everyone mad at everyone

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Like regardless

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_04]: That's when all of the baggage is going to leak out

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Right

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You're

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Significant others about to buy

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Oriental Avenue

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Or other properties and you're just like

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what Hannah, you know what

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't cook the hash browns

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: The way I like them

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you flip the table and then you just get a divorce

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Or something

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Tired of all the piss stains

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_04]: On the toilet seat

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Roger

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_03]: What

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_03]: This one's tough

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a lot of the posters

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Fall for

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Badmouth and the person to their friends

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think they're an asshole for not

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Including them in friend activities

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I think they're an asshole for sh**ting on them

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_05]: To their friends

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Repeatedly evidently

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a bad move

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Bad play flag on the play

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Need to include

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Austin and everything but

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_05]: If he's not around

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not just like man

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_05]: He f***** punched me in the face

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Dog

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I asked her a kiss and he dropped a book

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_04]: On my nose

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_05]: He f***** almost broke my nose

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_05]: The earlier today

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a true story

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It is a true story

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_05]: But

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_05]: It was an accident

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_05]: But I can frame it differently

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_05]: To my friends I guess

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_05]: That way they all hate him

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_05]: That could be cool

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_04]: That's true

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's living life on expert difficulty

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess that's true

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like yeah

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Say if you were

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Beating a bunch by your husband

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever and then to your friends

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You're all hey, he

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Sucks don't ever include him in anything

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you get back together

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: With them and then go try to play

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_03]: What's another goofy game? Candy Land

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You go try to play Candy Land with your best buds

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like no, the dude

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Nearly beat you to death, don't bring him

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to play Shits of Ladders

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_03]: With Robert if he broke your arm

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I refuse to play Uno

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: With

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Vordegons or

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I can't think of any more names

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why that was the Vordegons

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's actually the name

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Of my first kid

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_04]: For my first marriage

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_05]: This just sounds like a bad relationship

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_05]: They should break up

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_05]: That's my answer to most of these

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the thing too

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Break up and get back together

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Repeatedly, you have to understand

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That that also doesn't look awesome

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_04]: To your friends

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I have friends that do that

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And man, it does drive me crazy

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Because

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll be friends with both of them

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And they'll be like hey

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Blah blah blah blah

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It always gets to the point for me where I'm like

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Stop talking about each other

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_05]: To me

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Do whatever you guys got to do to figure it out

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But I am done with your relationship

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll be friends with both of you

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_05]: But I can't

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's another vector that you have to pay attention to

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're bringing your partner around

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_04]: The people that you

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Like outside of your partner

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That you're friends with

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And like introducing them

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you running the risk of them becoming friends with your partner also

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And that is a weird dynamic

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Once you start like oh

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like 95% of relationships

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you start drifting apart and you're going to break up

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that really puts everyone on a weird position

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah?

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I am actually actively going through this right now

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_05]: With two of my friends that are like

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Have been married

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And have broken up like four times

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And they both keep texting me separately

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And being like hey

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause you gotta worry now

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause like you have to talk to them with kid gloves

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause you're, you can't be like

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Jerry's a fucking dick head

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she's like

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel thinks you're a dick head

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_04]: She said that to me

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: The other day that you're a fucking dick head

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you're like, then Jerry's like

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Literally all I can say to either of them is

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey I love you

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Stop including me

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_05]: You're doing great

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You'll make it through this

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Keep on truckin

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_05]: No matter what happens

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You still got me

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Even if you don't have each other

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And just one more thing

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That it's like if you're breaking up with somebody

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Even if like their friends don't

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like even if you're not friends

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_04]: With both of them

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_04]: You get worn down by that

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_04]: By going through the same thing

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Over and over and over again

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's fucking old

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you start losing support

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_04]: From your friend group

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_04]: About this one specific thing

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they are like oh cool

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_04]: These two people broke up for the fifth time

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder what's gonna happen now

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder what the result of this is gonna be

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I told you how I felt about it the first time

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: You guys broke up

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I gave you my thoughts

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I gave you my opinions

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It hasn't changed because you broke up

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_05]: For additional time

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm not gonna

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_05]: That's their own fault

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, this person don't do that

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks for you

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Going through it

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And dealing with your friends

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks for your friends

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks for your partner

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks for everyone

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I think they obese the asshole

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_04]: For sure, just like to the

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know about the relationship side

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Because we have no insight into any of that

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_04]: But this person is

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Putting a lot of stress on their friendships

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You either have to

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Completely get a new slate of friends

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like where they have no

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They have no lore

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Of your fucking relationship

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you have to sit everyone down

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And be like, look we have to fucking fix this

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I'm gonna marry this person this time

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I swear to God

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And so we're not breaking apart ever again

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_04]: So we gotta get through this

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_04]: We gotta talk it out

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's extremely difficult

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't seem like these people have the emotional maturity

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_04]: To be able to do that

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think a lot of most people have the emotional maturity

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_04]: To do something like that in a serious way

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Because

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That takes a lot of insight

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Drag your friends into your relationship

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Please

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It is annoying, no matter how much they pretend

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They want to know, because some people just want the tea

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_04]: But they don't want the tea about anything

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't need to be your relationship

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just one thing to be like

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you didn't pick up his socks

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_05]: It's fine to vent

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_05]: About little annoyances

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_05]: But don't be like

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_05]: He fucking cheated on me

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_05]: But I love him so much

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_05]: But he just keeps cheating on me over and over again

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And he hit my dog

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And like

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it would be a little different if like

[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_03]: If

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically if their friends weren't all friends with them

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if it was just like her talking to her friends

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if they weren't mutual friends

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_03]: With her husband

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Guy or something

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_03]: This would be like her

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I will say, I think he is also an asshole

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Because saying that they have to be a package

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Like

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_02]: No, double down

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude's being real codependent

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Enforce your authority

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: On everyone around you

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Hopefully get your own friends as well

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I forgot about that

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a little annoying

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was a good one to bring back up

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude's being pretty codependent

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can find new friends

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_05]: If you told me that I couldn't go play magic with people

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That we both know

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Because we have to go play together

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_05]: With literally say fuck you and walk away

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And go play magic

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it would be strange

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So I mean I guess everyone sucks

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is really annoying for everyone

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And of course like don't take this as like

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you can never ever tell someone

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if you have a problem

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And you want to confide in your friends

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to do that with the intention

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Of understanding what they're going to say

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And with the objective

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Of changing something for the better

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_04]: If you just are venting to somebody

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_04]: That's usually going to bite you in the ass

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It might feel good in the moment

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But to get it off your chest

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like this annoyance that you're feeling

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_04]: But you are continuously poisoning

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The well

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: With these people that all have to interact

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they're, you are in their orbit

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Right? So they're constantly

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like flying past each other at some point

[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And if you make them hate each other

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Like subliminally, subconsciously

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, um, you know

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's obviously going to be negative

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like when you say it out loud

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like obviously that's true

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_04]: But that's just not how people act, you know

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_05]: You really gotta be tactful

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And like just consider the weight of your words

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true man

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_03]: In the heat of the moment

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to be ready to fire

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Like this dude sucks ass, yeah

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_05]: And then your friends are like, yeah, he sucks ass

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get our pitchforks and

[00:49:19] [SPEAKER_04]: If he is kicking your dog though, yes

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Tell someone about that

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Save the dog

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I know it's really hard

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It's really hard to leave relationships

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Even whenever they are fucking terrible

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Because people hold on

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_05]: To this like

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Idea of the person that they're with

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this persona

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_05]: They have this image of their partner

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_05]: In their head and they're like, I can fix him

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_05]: You know

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_05]: But you can't, I'm sorry

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit, yeah without getting too into it

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_03]: That's basically my mom and my stepdad

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Huge can of worms there

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_05]: See, and you did it tactfully

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't hate your mom or your stepdad

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_05]: But I know they have problems now

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh god, yeah

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Is this, okay is this you

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess everyone says everyone sucks here, right?

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_04]: From emotional and damaged

[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I actually posted this

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, I see all the colored hair in the reddit

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_04]: This looks like it might be

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Another like just

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Seldomly used account but it's not

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_04]: A throwaway, there's a lot of stuff

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_03]: R slash dating apps

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_03]: R slash rushes

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Look at this

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Study tips, ooh Latin

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't forget to crush but he's dealing with

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Mental health

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Posted in like eight different places

[00:50:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh what is this

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_03]: R slash Aspergirls

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Aspergirls

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh I think it's like

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_03]: For Aspergers people maybe

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Also think of like aspirational

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You're right

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It is autism and stuff

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Of what you get it now

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Do they still use that word

[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Aspergirls or is it just like

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all like it's on the spectrum of autism

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_05]: So emotional and damaged

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Am I the buttface

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_05]: For judging my date on how he dressed

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Hi

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I female 23

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Went on a date this week

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I met him, male 25

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_05]: On a dating app

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't a formal date

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_05]: We just walked around the neighborhood

[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_05]: We are both from the same neighborhood

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_05]: For about an hour

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I was wearing jeans

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And a loose t- loose shirt

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Linen blend, collar, short sleeves

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh good a blend

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Paint the picture

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Leather shoes, I wore a little makeup and everything

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And he came

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_05]: In a loose gray t-shirt

[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_05]: In black sweatpants

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_05]: He looked like he was heading to the gym

[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I was a little taken aback

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Felt like in the chapel ron song

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Sing it

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_05]: There I was

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not gonna sing it

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll do it

[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_04]: There I was in my heels with my straight

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Dot dot dot

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And he was wearing these foggy jeans

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't even know the words to the song

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yada yada

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Etc

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Foggy jeans

[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't feel like I'm being nice

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Judging him

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_05]: By his clothing

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_05]: But he could have worn jeans at least

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Taking a little care of himself

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Take care of yourself and wear denim

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_03]: God fucking

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Men, listen up

[00:52:38] [SPEAKER_03]: You need to wear more denim

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't wear black sweatpants when you're going on a walk

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_05]: You need to turn the fuck around

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who Chappelle Rhone is

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_04]: But the only time I've ever seen this name brought up

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Is from mentally ill people

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Like what's going on with this character

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_04]: She is a

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not gonna get into it

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh it's a lady

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_05]: She's a lesbian icon

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That's who she is

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, whoops

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean whoops

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know any girl Chappelle's

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was a guy as well

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_05]: So Chappelle Rhone is actually a name

[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_05]: That she's okay I guess I'll get into it

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay so

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_05]: She wanted to

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_05]: She was very inspired by drag

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And so Chappelle Rhone

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Is just like a drag name

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Essentially

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Her and her like grandfather

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Had like

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Really wanted her to be famous

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And she does everything she does

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Is like revolving around like the queer space

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And drag

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's lesbian

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Is she like an industry plant

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_05]: No I don't think so

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_05]: She's actually incredibly talented

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay I was gonna say she looks like a drag queen

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But I didn't know that was like insulting

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's on purpose

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_04]: She literally is doing it on purpose

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That's why I was like whoa

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Very inspired by

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Just queers throughout history

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Basically

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Well that's cool

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah she's super cool

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Very talented

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I only see posts on Facebook from like this person

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Who is deranged

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I love

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I've lived for the derangement

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Like they post outrageous shit

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they allow me to be snarky on their posts

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like yeah this guy

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_04]: This guy's harmless he's not gonna

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He's just making a joke about whatever I said

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Posting a photo of his famous scrambled eggs

[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're literally just scrambled eggs

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_05]: So that's not the only thing

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't love about him

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_05]: He mentioned something that sounded like

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Anger issues

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Hitting the table after he lost

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_05]: At league of legends

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Now hold on that's not anger issues

[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_04]: League of legends is uniquely infuriating

[00:54:59] [SPEAKER_04]: All right

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_04]: League of legends is the most

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Moralizing things you can do to yourself

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I get so angry that I just

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Uninstall it

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone has uninstall

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: League of legends is a big loss

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And people are talking

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Shit in the fucking chat and you just

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Uninstall right away

[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the move

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I get so mad that I just

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Remove it from my life

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It's gonna make you mad

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_05]: That's just a part of it

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially after getting boy in the chat

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_03]: They're just like KYS

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_03]: KYS mid

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Or

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Garb mid

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Jungle difference

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You fucking

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Jungle diff

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_03]: KYS

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Uninstall

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_05]: In the shower with a beer and cry

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You do that too?

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I think it's just like a rite of

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Passage if you've ever played League of legends

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude the shower beer is so comforting man

[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_05]: There's something about just like a cold beer

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_05]: With hot water just running around

[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_05]: To you I don't know

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You got the shower McNuggets too

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Sitting on like that little

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Window sill thingy

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It has like the perfect lip at the top

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That you can just perfectly fit a can of beer

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And so the water doesn't get in it

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_05]: It's great

[00:56:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Replace the shampoo and conditioner

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And your bottles would like catch up

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking sport

[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Just pouring PBR all over your head

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And just feel the bath thumbs with the hot dogs

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's great

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Hell yeah

[00:56:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And he was a

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_05]: A two sexual

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Rite of the bat

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_05]: While messaging

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright I'm a little out of touch but what is a two sexual

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_05]: He was a two sexual rite of the bat

[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_05]: You know

[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what's not

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It literally says

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_04]: A two sexual

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Rite of the bat

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not pretty

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_05]: That makes perfect sense

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_05]: So he was a two sexual rite of the

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Bat while messaging

[00:57:08] I

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Didn't feel a connection either

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Why are you want to walk with him

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just a little lonely

[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess I just want validation

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_05]: That I don't have to keep

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Messaging this guy

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess I just want validation

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_05]: That I don't have to keep messaging this guy

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh from Reddit

[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_05]: My reasons are not stupid

[00:57:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Tell me if they are

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_05]: He texted me since

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_05]: He wants me to come over

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Or that I'd invite him to my place

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to do that

[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Intimacy scares me

[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_05]: When I don't really know this guy yet

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm guessing he'd try to pull something

[00:57:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Like he said in text

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Right of the bat

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Right of the bat

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah man

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Right of the bat I feel like

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Right of the bat sounds like a fucking special move

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_04]: In Yakuza

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It sounds like an avenge seven fold album

[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's RITE

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: RITE

[00:58:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Like right of the bat

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah look at some kind of ritual

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I tried to do an avenge seven fold thing

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And I fucking tore my throat apart

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_05]: That happened to him

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_04]: That happened to the singer

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He had that surgery didn't he

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What's his name?

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Him Shadows

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah they had a guitarist named Sinister Gates

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Sinister Gates

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_03]: With so fucking

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_04]: God's S.T.G.R

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Saggy Vengeance

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel just saw them live just recently

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And they referenced Fortnite

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking cool dude

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They're so in touch

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_05]: The next song

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna play

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You probably all know it

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Because of Fortnite

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Because they had it in the stupid nitro dome

[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And every time you drive in there

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It would blast it

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Just fucking blast

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It was so loud

[00:59:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It didn't matter what your audio was said at

[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Nothing else in the game was that loud

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You know how like

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_04]: In YouTube when the ad plays

[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It's always way louder and the quality is so good

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like crystal clear quality

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a nightmare

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't go in there because

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I would just get a headache

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Because it would just

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a fucking fat dab

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Before he goes off the stage

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it does the fucking gritty and fucking

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_05]: They were great

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I like it was a good

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a good show they played a lot of their old stuff

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_05]: But

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh hell yeah like Beast in the Harlip

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_05]: They actually played stuff from like

[00:59:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Every album

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It was incredible

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Back to this person

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I wanna

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_05]: You know

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That they were going for a walk

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And he looked like he was ready for the gym

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_05]: What are you supposed to wear on a walk

[01:00:04] [SPEAKER_04]: On a tuxedo

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's supposed to show up full

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Tuxedo mask garb

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what this girl was expecting

[01:00:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And then just flip your cape and disappear

[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_03]: My lady

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking just flies in

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a bat and my lady

[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I mean

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_04]: This person has probably got some social issues

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not inappropriate

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_04]: To judge how your date is dressed

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: On the date but when the date

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like walking around the street

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Literally taking a walk

[01:00:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Around your own neighborhood

[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And if they were like

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: If they were jogger sweatpants

[01:00:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like those are a little bit more

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_03]: What's what I'm looking for

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: More formal I guess

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm literally wearing like the

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Loose black shirt and grey

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Sweatpants

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_04]: But the same outfit basically

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Instead of black

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I think I picked that outfit for you

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I literally walked into the bedroom

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Grab clothes and threw them at you

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You're the fuck up

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for Denny's mother fucker

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It do be like that though

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: When it's Denny's time

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_05]: It's Denny's what we had that one night

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Whenever you just like ate those pancakes

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And just instantly got sick

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It was Denny's

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man I've never been to a Denny's

[01:01:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't that they were bad

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just that when I drink

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_04]: When I'm drunk and I eat sweet food

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Then I get sick right away

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't have sweet and alcohol at the same time

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It just makes me throw up

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know it's like

[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I had chocolate chip pancakes too

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like fuck

[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's just sitting next to me going

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Ooh my tummy hurts

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just rubbing his tummy

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Ease the urge

[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_05]: To vomit

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And then he just keeps eating like taking random bites

[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Of the pancake

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_05]: They were good

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_05]: You did the opposite

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You're supposed to eat like greasy food

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: When you're drinking

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: We had all the bacon

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And sausage and eggs

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_04]: We had the fucking buffet

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like 90 dollars of Denny's

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_05]: That he ordered at like 7am

[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_05]: After us being up the entire night

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh god

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And we've been drinking the whole night

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Just like play

[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even know what we were doing honestly

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably watching fucking

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Kiltoni or something I don't know

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Something and he's just like

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm ordering all of this food

[01:02:40] [SPEAKER_05]: He like ordered the Molly

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Like a full like 5 course meal

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm so cringe when I'm drunk

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude I'm so cringe

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I always buy Molly her own meal

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It was cool

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you're talking about

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_04]: She had a little fucking tub

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And had sausage and bacon

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And eggs and shit in it

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like this is for Molly

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I could have just given her some of mine

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And then Molly's like laying on her back

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Just also like moaning and pain

[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm so drunk

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm breakfast drunk

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Back to the back

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_05]: What are you guys like about this person

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm in a spark

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So when I'm about

[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Before I got married

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: If I ever went on like a date

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Or was like meeting up with someone

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That I had met on like a dating app

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't dress like

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Too formal but I would be like

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I'll put on like a t-shirt

[01:03:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And some jeans

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: That's just like my first instinct as far as

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: When you're meeting someone for a casual date

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But I don't know maybe

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe in that dude's brain he defaulted to

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I'll put on sweatpants

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And a shirt but

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The loose fitting shirt though

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Who cares? He's got a shirt

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Some people like loose shirts

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Man

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw I heard someone at work

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_05]: They're both wearing loose shirts

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I overheard these people talking at work

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Well they were like

[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_04]: My wife got me a shirt

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: But it was actually large so I can't wear it

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I fucking wear too big clothes all the time

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I have dated guys

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Who like

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Specifically would only

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Wear shirts if they were not

[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Loose fitting like they fucking

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Refused they'd be like I can't

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I look bad but

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Those guys were always

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Guys that worked out a lot

[01:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So they had like fucking body dysmorphia then

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_05]: So they like

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_05]: They'd have like these big ass arms

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I gotta make sure my sleeves are tight

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Around them or like

[01:04:49] [SPEAKER_05]: My muscles don't like I feel little

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you guys know that ad

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That YouTube ad about the shirts

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't know what I'm talking about

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: No I don't get YouTube ads

[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god

[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It's you know that reminds me of the fucking

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Transformers where he's like

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I got the disco ball in the front

[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So that the light in the back reflects

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The disco ball in the front and he's like flexing the whole time

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And pointing awkwardly

[01:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm talking about

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I do that sometimes

[01:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just my whole life is just

[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_04]: References to movies and TV shows

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Um I feel it man

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah this person's a little judgy and guarded

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean like I don't think that that's like a fucking horrible thing

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if you were it's not

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: A terrible thing to be picky whenever you're looking for

[01:05:33] [SPEAKER_04]: What for what you're looking for

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You're not a partner

[01:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You will just be alone

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_04]: For a longer period of time

[01:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The more barriers you put up though

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And this person's saying oh I'm so lonely

[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like yeah well you're going to continue to be lonely

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're like seeing someone sweat pants

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And going well that's a deal breaker

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: He wore sweatpants to our walk

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Well also she like

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Had issues with him

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Before they even went for the walk

[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Like being sexual

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Like wall messaging

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's obviously not comfortable

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_05]: With intimacy

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_05]: She says it scares her

[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't like hang out

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_05]: With dudes who are just like

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey baby

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to like

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: DTF

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to put some chill

[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: The hook up culture

[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand it either

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_04]: You gotta radiate out this energy

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And then people will see

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: The people that are into that kind of thing

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Will see the kind of energy you're putting out there

[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I think

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's just putting out like

[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Desperate I think

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah she might seem a little desperate

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like getting these people

[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Getting the legal legends players

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_04]: That hit their table

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean she's young she's got time to learn

[01:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep it'll be fun

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He could have worn jeans

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[01:06:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah this one's also tough

[01:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess uh

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_03]: No it's just a walk

[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually though

[01:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: If they were going somewhere

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Like if they were going to like

[01:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Red Lobster

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But they weren't going anywhere

[01:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: They were taking a walk around their neighborhood

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Then yeah

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I could agree with like yeah maybe he could wear jeans

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_05]: But

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_04]: If it's a walk

[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: The people in the comments this reddit

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Are so cringe holy fucking

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Shit

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I oh man

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so awful

[01:07:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know you just don't

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: If you don't like them then just don't go on a date

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like no one's making you go on a date

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like just don't do it again

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't like them? Alright that's good enough

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: That's all the reason you need

[01:07:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: To not date someone it's so crazy

[01:07:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You could even go as far as to block his phone number

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_05]: That's crazy

[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_04]: It is awkward that they live in the same neighborhood

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you shouldn't have disclosed that information

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_04]: To him because now he might be

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Out on the hunt

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a hunting for ya

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit on the hunt

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_05]: That can be kinda scary

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if she lives alone or like what

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But you know

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't tell a guy where you live

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Of

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Unless you know him don't tell him where you live

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't know who the fuck you're talking to

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Like even whenever I met you

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I had you pick me up at work

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah and I was fine

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And I gave you my address

[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like send this to

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like send this to your friends

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I am okay with that

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Little did you know I had already sent it to my friends

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is wise

[01:08:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like you should be taking precautions

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Even if the guys seem nice

[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And if the guy is upset about it

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a red flag

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Why are you telling people where I live

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want people to find you

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_04]: What else would that mean

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't trust me someone that you just met

[01:08:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't trust me with your life

[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely not

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah definitely don't tell people where you live

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_05]: If you don't know them

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And you are a woman

[01:09:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Please please

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not even just that though

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: In my head too it's like what if I got into a crash

[01:09:12] [SPEAKER_04]: On the highway and we got fucking hurt

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And now people

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Know the address and then

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_04]: When the cops look up my address they're like Austin

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like oh there was an Austin

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Naive on the side of the road the other day

[01:09:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So we know where they're at now

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like you

[01:09:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Just fucking tell people where you're going

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah please

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_05]: They knew like my friends knew

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Where you lived, where you worked

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_05]: All of these things before

[01:09:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Damn

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They knew my social security number

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_04]: They had already had conversations with my mom

[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:09:46] [SPEAKER_04]: They asked my mom if I was a good person

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_05]: You text yourself I don't know

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright anyway

[01:09:52] [SPEAKER_04]: This one I

[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Clicked on I think

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I've already read this one

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Which one? Yes what the fuck

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_04]: This is another fucking duplicate

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_04]: This is happening more and more often

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_04]: This is another duplicate

[01:10:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay so I'm gonna go randomly click another one

[01:10:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright the user

[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Sky and Zooka

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Inu Zooka

[01:10:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Sky and Zooka

[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_03]: R slash pet loss

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah don't want to hear that

[01:10:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh god

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh it's awful

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Could anyone help restore

[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: slash fix kitten pictures of my cat that

[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: passed

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn r slash photo shop

[01:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: help cat help

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay nope I'm done

[01:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: This is awful

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah this is terrible

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Gotta gotta back back back

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Get out of there

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so this is am I the asshole for

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_04]: asking my husband to leave me alone

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_04]: for spoiling a new game

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_04]: What game do you think it is by the way

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Leave a comment down below

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Hi everyone I 25 female

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Have been playing Baldur's Gate 3

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: For the first time by myself completely

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_04]: blind and I've been waiting that long

[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_04]: My husband 26 male

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Is also playing the game

[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Doing a solo run of his own

[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_04]: We typically sit in a discord call

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_04]: All night while we together

[01:11:11] [SPEAKER_04]: While we play as he asked for me to share

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_04]: screen share my gameplay since

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a bit ahead of me

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: That's weird

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it?

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I guess

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_03]: No I guess it's just weird for me

[01:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I've never done that with my wife before

[01:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: But do other couples do that

[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Leave a comment below

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I stream when Rachel's at work

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_05]: So that he can listen to him talk

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So you know he's still alive

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like surrounded

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_05]: By fucking nerds just screaming

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Like

[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Courspell

[01:11:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Like they'll just be like

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Shitty

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Um may I have the new

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_03]: The new S-Sphinx

[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The Phoenix pack

[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Gorgadon the Unspellable

[01:11:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sphinx of the second son and how it works

[01:12:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Hell yeah

[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah so I'm just like

[01:12:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me just listen to you play something

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So I can drown out this fucking

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Blast for me

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Happening around me

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Cacophony of dorkness

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah constantly

[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah listen sir fuck off for a minute

[01:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: My fuck

[01:12:18] [SPEAKER_03]: My boyfriends playing

[01:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: No visions of man

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I was thinking the best one that

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So far has been when I was playing

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: What is that game again the detective one

[01:12:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Disco Elysium

[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Disco Elysium yeah

[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause it's just an audio book when I'm streaming it

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Disco Elysium

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you read everything aloud in like a cool accent

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he

[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Hung himself from his

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Sealing room fan

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Fan

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The game is fully voice acted so

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have to thank god cause it's

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Literally talking simulator

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That's all you do in the game all day the whole time

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Just talk

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so for context my husband does not care

[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: About spoilers in any sort of media

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's been a disagreement between us

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I prefer to go into things blind

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel more immersed excited as I play

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Or watch this is like the difference between me and Philip

[01:13:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause Philip doesn't give a fuck about spoilers either

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: But I get emotional

[01:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I get upset

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_04]: He on the other hand doesn't get affected by spoilers

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And will usually just look things up after

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He makes a decision or sees something

[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He's just an entirely different person

[01:13:30] [SPEAKER_04]: In that regard and that's okay

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_04]: This sentiment also

[01:13:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Be more confrontational

[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Be less okay with people being different

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Than you fear change

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm tired of all this

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But um

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I'm kind of like this in some games

[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Where it's like if it's a telltale game

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And I have a really tough time making a decision

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll make the decision and then watch

[01:13:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll look up what the other decision is

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Or like if I come to a decision

[01:13:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like oh this might like

[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Dramatically change something

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll Google it and be like is this an important decision

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And like you know see

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's like I really like Bernie

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want him to die

[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's a bop in this

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: God forbid Bernie

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Parishes on my watch

[01:14:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we ran into this problem where like

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_05]: You'll want me to play something

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't want to know everything

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_05]: About it but then you'll go into this

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Deep dive of every single

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Thing about the game ever

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And then I'm like well I guess I don't need to play

[01:14:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It now that I know everything about it

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: That is unfortunately

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You are dating a podcaster

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I go into podcasters

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Like with Slay the Spire

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_05]: You were like started to tell me everything about it

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just like stop

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Stop speaking

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I want to figure it out on my own

[01:14:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't tell me how to break this game

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Just let me work through it

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah it sucks because it's like

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh god it's so good

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_05]: We're sitting there

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And I could just like see the tension in your body

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I'm like literally my fist

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Are balled up and I'm like

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: No so you want me to play it

[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Stop speaking right now

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's that kid at the computer lab

[01:15:09] [SPEAKER_04]: With the vein in his forehead

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how I get when I'm watching somebody

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Play a game that I know a lot

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: About and then watching them play it wrong

[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like

[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Misplay, misplay

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me make my own mistakes

[01:15:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude when she was playing Inscription

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I had to leave the room

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I literally stopped playing it

[01:15:31] [SPEAKER_05]: When you were here

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He would come home from work

[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It was miserable

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And then he would start telling me what to do

[01:15:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would just turn it off

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I was like I'm not

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck screw you

[01:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me do this

[01:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I just know

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Inscription on such an intimate

[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like an intimate level now at this point

[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That I'm like you shouldn't know this

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: By now but like you can do this

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she's like oh okay

[01:15:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I would be real cool to figure out by myself

[01:15:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I was like thanks for

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Rooting everything

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Just let me play the game

[01:16:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright

[01:16:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's been happening quite a bit

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait

[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But doing things differently like this

[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Has caused us issues in the past

[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_04]: We could be watching a show

[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And he would drop small spoilers here and there

[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_04]: While annoying to me

[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't enough to ruin my enjoyment

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_04]: But I definitely wasn't happy

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_04]: As I told him that I don't want any spoilers

[01:16:27] [SPEAKER_04]: If I would

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, where am I

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_04]: If I would like a hint

[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I will ask

[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He always apologizes but it never changes how

[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel disrespected when it happens

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's been happening quite a bit

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: With our Baldur's Gate knights

[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It's enough for me to remind him of my wishes

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And he stops but it happens almost every time we play

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Tonight was even worse though

[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm making progress through my game

[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And reached a certain point he was

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He said

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh god reached a certain point he said

[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He was excited to see

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I was making conversation telling him

[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I would be switching out my members of my party

[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And moving people around to change things up

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Then he dropped a big story bomb

[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_04]: On me which was the reward for

[01:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: The next mission he was so excited to see me do

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_04]: While I understand he was just excited

[01:17:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It immediately changed my mood

[01:17:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm discouraged disinterested

[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And a bit hurt that he's not respecting my wishes

[01:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: He said sorry and got silent

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_04]: After I told them I have to remind him

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Constantly about my no spoiler wishes

[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_04]: After sitting in silence for about 5 minutes

[01:17:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I saved my game and left the call

[01:17:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Also turning my game off

[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He came into my room and apologized

[01:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: They lived together

[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They lived together in the streaming

[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of strange

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh ok yeah

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_04]: He came into the room and apologized

[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_04]: But he also has a habit

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Of making excuses for himself and why he did it

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_04]: He did correct himself

[01:17:50] [SPEAKER_04]: But at this point I really wanted space

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I told him I wanted

[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Time alone and not to speak to him

[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_04]: For a bit because of feeling disrespected

[01:17:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But he insisted on being around me

[01:18:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Even asking if he could fix it

[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I told him we may have to play the game separately

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Since he can't help but spoil it

[01:18:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And I asked him to leave again since I felt

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Overwhelmed am I the asshole for making space

[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Between us over a game

[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm feeling guilty for my reaction and I want to

[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Continue to share my experiences with them

[01:18:16] [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't want to risk ruining the game for myself

[01:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you she says thank you at the end

[01:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: What a nice cereal bomb

[01:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: No she's not the asshole

[01:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: No her

[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Boyfriend or husband or whatever

[01:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Stop that

[01:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Reginald knock it off

[01:18:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Reggie you gotta fucking you gotta calm down

[01:18:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel for this guy

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I am the exact same way

[01:18:38] [SPEAKER_04]: In like a lot of ways as this person

[01:18:40] [SPEAKER_04]: That I get excited

[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And I just start

[01:18:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Motor mouthing the thing I'm excited about

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't matter what it is

[01:18:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And so if it just so happens to be something you're interested in

[01:18:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You gotta do what Rachel did and just be like

[01:18:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Stop and you gotta give

[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Cut him some slack

[01:18:55] [SPEAKER_04]: If he's not doing it on purpose

[01:18:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And you acknowledge that

[01:18:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It does suck but like

[01:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You gotta like give him a little bit of slack cause it's like

[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's unintentional

[01:19:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's a unconscious thing

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_04]: That he's doing like he's just info

[01:19:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Dumping about the thing so one thing

[01:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean he does need to change too

[01:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I'm actively taking I actively take

[01:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Steps where I'm like I can't talk about this

[01:19:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Because if I

[01:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Want to but I can't because if I start

[01:19:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Talking about it like I'll start talking

[01:19:23] [SPEAKER_04]: About Yakuza because she's doing something

[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I'm like I gotta

[01:19:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time I start going down a sentence

[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I just stop myself because I don't know if it's

[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_04]: A spoiler cause I have so much Yakuza

[01:19:33] [SPEAKER_04]: In my brand that I don't know

[01:19:34] [SPEAKER_04]: What has happened yet anymore

[01:19:36] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like you know you just gotta

[01:19:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Be completely aware of that kind of thing

[01:19:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And if you're around people who give a shit

[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Then you gotta

[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Respect that as much as you can

[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean I don't think any of this is that big of a deal

[01:19:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even think her being upset and wanting

[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Space is that big of a deal

[01:19:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's irritating

[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Like kind of push to a point

[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_05]: After it happening so many times

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_05]: That she's just like

[01:20:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Damn this sucks

[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah man

[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: If you're overwhelmed and needed space

[01:20:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing wrong with that

[01:20:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That was like the main point of the whole thing right

[01:20:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah for asking the husband

[01:20:16] [SPEAKER_03]: To leave her alone. No she is not the asshole

[01:20:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh the husband

[01:20:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he yeah

[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe maybe he should start a podcast too

[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's what he needs to do is a podcast

[01:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Or some kind of outlet like uh

[01:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Reddit I guess

[01:20:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe just go to Reddit

[01:20:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe have a youtube channel

[01:20:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe have this whole MIVS whole post

[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe he needs to like make an

[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_05]: MIVS whole post about the same thing

[01:20:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh that way everyone can be like yeah

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_05]: No

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I get that he's super excited

[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_05]: But yes he does need to work on it

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[01:20:52] [SPEAKER_05]: She seems like she's communicating well

[01:20:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is shocking

[01:20:57] [SPEAKER_05]: For Reddit

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Uh

[01:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I don't know

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It sucks for them

[01:21:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that he's really even an asshole

[01:21:10] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just excited and he needs to

[01:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Work on

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Not containing his excitement but like

[01:21:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he needs to start a journal or like a diary

[01:21:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So we can write that stuff down

[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Dear diary I was so excited

[01:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: To finally uh

[01:21:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Spoil the ending of

[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Dexter new blood for myself

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I won't tell the wife but I'll write about it

[01:21:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Here and then he writes all about it but

[01:21:33] [SPEAKER_04]: That might be even like fun

[01:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And cute like if you are

[01:21:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if you feel like you like

[01:21:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Write down what you want to say

[01:21:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And then when she gets to that part

[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Show her what you wrote down

[01:21:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Like oh this is what I was thinking

[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_04]: When I was watching you Rachel can you turn a light

[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_04]: On because you are you look very menacing

[01:21:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You look like the fucking elusive

[01:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Man in mass effect

[01:21:54] [SPEAKER_02]: She reminds me of the

[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_04]: This is worse

[01:21:58] [SPEAKER_04]: This is worse she now you look like

[01:22:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You're telling a campfire story

[01:22:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I don't know what she just did

[01:22:03] [SPEAKER_04]: She lit a candle

[01:22:05] [SPEAKER_04]: She did

[01:22:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It was already there it was just not next to me

[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_04]: She looks like the elusive man

[01:22:12] [SPEAKER_04]: When he's in front of that star

[01:22:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm talking about

[01:22:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that a turn to light on by Isle

[01:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay never mind then

[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit it's dark

[01:22:22] [SPEAKER_04]: This person is not an asshole

[01:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think any of them are assholes

[01:22:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Work on it work on the thing guy

[01:22:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Work on it buddy

[01:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Push it break it

[01:22:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Stop for mad

[01:22:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Bend this to the break music

[01:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: That was awesome

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_04]: This is I didn't

[01:22:46] [SPEAKER_04]: So I put this in the notes because I wanted to show Rachel

[01:22:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But like you have you seen

[01:22:51] [SPEAKER_04]: The dragon age

[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Kunari

[01:22:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I've only seen it because of what you've tweeted out

[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I am in roast mode they are hideous

[01:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: But there is this picture where

[01:23:02] [SPEAKER_04]: The act man like retweet he's like

[01:23:04] [SPEAKER_04]: What the fucks going on by aware and he shows iron bull

[01:23:06] [SPEAKER_04]: From

[01:23:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Inquisition I think

[01:23:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Or is that from dragon age

[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh that uh I think it is

[01:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: To edit this to yeah

[01:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit that looks really good but being from the 360

[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Compared to that

[01:23:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like Shrek X

[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Mega mind

[01:23:23] [SPEAKER_04]: There is something going on

[01:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It is so hideous and then

[01:23:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So Chris Reagan retweets it says mega mind looking ass

[01:23:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I edited a picture of him

[01:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: On

[01:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I put his face on the Kunari

[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_04]: From the new dragon age game and he retweeted it

[01:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And said putrid so that was cute

[01:23:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I like how

[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the same fucking color

[01:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude that took so long

[01:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: To get the color

[01:23:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not he's still a man

[01:23:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to do it better but I was like

[01:23:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I am not spending 30 minutes

[01:23:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I need to be working on the notes I did this right before the episode

[01:23:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Started

[01:23:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah I see the fucking time stand brother

[01:23:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It was worth it 120 views

[01:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck yeah it's more now that was like

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Right away hold on I'm gonna look again

[01:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The post says

[01:24:08] [SPEAKER_04]: 4,445 views

[01:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's pretty good

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That is fucking sweet man yeah that was worth it

[01:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And then

[01:24:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Chris Reagan's post has 4,100 views

[01:24:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So look at 8,000

[01:24:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Eyes on my hideous creations

[01:24:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe they'll see my hideous thumbnail creations

[01:24:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And they'll I don't know

[01:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And then this is the thing

[01:24:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we have anything else

[01:24:31] [SPEAKER_04]: To do just go back into the fucking review

[01:24:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Huh

[01:24:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah let's do it

[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_04]: We are back

[01:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: We are talking about

[01:24:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Viva Pinata Trouble in Paradise

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_04]: The second Viva Pinata game

[01:24:43] [SPEAKER_04]: The second mainline one

[01:24:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We have our description from the Xbox store

[01:24:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you hear that

[01:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit

[01:24:52] [SPEAKER_04]: That guy's fucking hauling ass

[01:24:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah you probably heard that twice didn't you

[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because we both have our windows open

[01:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway

[01:25:01] [SPEAKER_04]: The description

[01:25:03] [SPEAKER_04]: The games on

[01:25:05] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this

[01:25:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even read this

[01:25:08] [SPEAKER_04]: The description for the games

[01:25:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw that

[01:25:10] [SPEAKER_05]: You were like look at the notes and I looked at that

[01:25:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like I'm glad I don't read that

[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't read this

[01:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: The description of the game is

[01:25:19] [SPEAKER_04]: The games on demand version supports

[01:25:21] [SPEAKER_04]: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Japanese

[01:25:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Korean, Chinese

[01:25:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Welcome back to Pinata Island where

[01:25:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Professor Pester's latest scheme

[01:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Has led to disaster

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Visit the scorching desert or icy ways

[01:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: To trap new species

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Train them, trust them and send them to a party

[01:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: We've

[01:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, we've

[01:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: New pinatas

[01:25:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that grammatically correct

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: That makes sense

[01:25:44] [SPEAKER_04]: We have new pinatas

[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: That's so weird

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay we've new pinatas, new activities

[01:25:52] [SPEAKER_04]: New features and new secrets

[01:25:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So come visit and find out

[01:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Why people never want to leave

[01:25:59] [SPEAKER_04]: There are no refunds for this

[01:26:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Item

[01:26:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Sinister at the end

[01:26:04] [SPEAKER_03]: For more information see www.xbox.com

[01:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Slashlives Slash accounts

[01:26:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Published by Microsoft Game Studios

[01:26:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Developed by RareLTD

[01:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Released on

[01:26:12] [SPEAKER_04]: 8, 10, 2009

[01:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: What month is 8?

[01:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: August

[01:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck

[01:26:18] [SPEAKER_04]: The other A1

[01:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: 2009 holy shit

[01:26:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Feeling a little old

[01:26:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Especially when Rachel

[01:26:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Referes to a 23 year old

[01:26:31] [SPEAKER_04]: As you're young

[01:26:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You've got time to learn

[01:26:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god

[01:26:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm 30

[01:26:38] [SPEAKER_05]: So I can say that now

[01:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yup

[01:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm only 33

[01:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm very much feeling that

[01:26:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Literally until I was 30

[01:26:48] [SPEAKER_05]: My best friend constantly

[01:26:49] [SPEAKER_05]: She would just speak your young

[01:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And then she stopped right as soon as you turned 30

[01:26:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And the day I turned 30 she was like

[01:26:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright now we're all old

[01:26:58] [SPEAKER_05]: You caught up

[01:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome

[01:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You're on your own

[01:27:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Spread your wings and fly

[01:27:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Now that's on you dog

[01:27:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Gotta help you

[01:27:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so the reception we got the Metacritic

[01:27:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It's 82

[01:27:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit

[01:27:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Aids across the board yeah look at that

[01:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: This is for trouble and paradise

[01:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I hope

[01:27:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah okay

[01:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: For the longest time I thought

[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I enjoyed this game because

[01:27:25] [SPEAKER_03]: My mushy fucking do-brain

[01:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Likes mediocre games

[01:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause that's just how I be sometimes

[01:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But no I guess it's actually

[01:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess if you like a game

[01:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Who cares what it rates as

[01:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I keep doing this to myself

[01:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Please continue

[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm having days of food did you just say this earlier

[01:27:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I think

[01:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it was much earlier

[01:27:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so history and preconceptions

[01:27:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I played viva pinata

[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I had that like

[01:27:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking tiny case

[01:27:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what I'm talking about

[01:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The first viva pinata had like a tiny case

[01:28:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I remember I owned

[01:28:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Viva pinata I don't think I ever played it

[01:28:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I came in like a Xbox bundle

[01:28:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure

[01:28:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Here I'll put it in the

[01:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll put it in the notes

[01:28:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh is it the weird one

[01:28:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it's like the shape of a thumbnail

[01:28:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I got your link now

[01:28:19] [SPEAKER_04]: No it's in the notes

[01:28:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Under history and preconceptions look at that

[01:28:23] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the case that I had it in

[01:28:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like a little piece of

[01:28:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like a greeting card

[01:28:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But it had the game in like a sleeve

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what it kind of looks

[01:28:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a vinyl record thing

[01:28:36] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's like smaller

[01:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like game case sized

[01:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That is kinda cool

[01:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's what I remember from that game

[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't understand it

[01:28:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I would just continue

[01:28:47] [SPEAKER_04]: To play rock band. I was also

[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Woefully addicted to rock band

[01:28:51] [SPEAKER_04]: At this time

[01:28:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So I really didn't have enough time for anything else

[01:28:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I barely played Halo

[01:28:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I played Halo a ton and I still

[01:29:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Considered I barely played it

[01:29:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know I was like really into

[01:29:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking rhythm games back then

[01:29:05] [SPEAKER_04]: But I did play the

[01:29:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking party game

[01:29:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I just fucking froze also

[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Like what is that called? The party game

[01:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Party animals

[01:29:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Viva Pinata party animals

[01:29:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And that game was cute. I liked it a lot

[01:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Phillip mostly made me play it I think

[01:29:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[01:29:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it party animals? Yeah, yeah

[01:29:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I think so

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Rachel what are your preconceptions history with this franchise

[01:29:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I just like I remember

[01:29:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It because like I said

[01:29:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I think it came in like an Xbox bundle

[01:29:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds like it

[01:29:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It was like Viva Pinata

[01:29:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And some other random game

[01:29:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Was it a Lego game?

[01:29:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so

[01:29:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Banjo-Kazooie

[01:29:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, Bortsa Motorsport I'm looking at it

[01:29:51] [SPEAKER_05]: So like I owned it

[01:29:53] [SPEAKER_05]: But I literally have no memory

[01:29:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Of ever actually playing it

[01:29:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I was like Left 4 Dead

[01:30:01] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm gonna play

[01:30:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:30:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I had that that was my like first

[01:30:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Xbox

[01:30:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[01:30:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I just never played either of those two games

[01:30:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright what about you Aaron? Oh man

[01:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh so

[01:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I got well I remember watching

[01:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a Viva Pinata cartoon

[01:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Back in the day on

[01:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Fox kids I think

[01:30:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What? Yeah there was a Viva Pinata cartoon dude

[01:30:28] [SPEAKER_04]: No fucking way

[01:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[01:30:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[01:30:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure let me make sure

[01:30:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah there was a cartoon

[01:30:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And so when I eventually saw the game

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: At GameStop I was like oh

[01:30:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's the game based off the cartoon

[01:30:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Right but no

[01:30:45] [SPEAKER_03]: The other way around the cartoon is based off the games

[01:30:48] [SPEAKER_03]: The game came for wait

[01:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that right?

[01:30:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that the cartoon?

[01:30:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know I'm just not learning about this cartoon

[01:30:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm watching the intro

[01:30:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's giving me real fucking

[01:31:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Donkey Kong Country

[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Vibes

[01:31:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Did you see the Donkey Kong Country cartoon?

[01:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that gross

[01:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[01:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's

[01:31:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Looks a little bit of the same

[01:31:12] [SPEAKER_03]: With the weird fucking

[01:31:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Fudgehog look

[01:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah look here's a full episode of it

[01:31:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Crimes of Passion Fruit

[01:31:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay yeah

[01:31:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So the cartoon is based off the game

[01:31:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay thank goodness but

[01:31:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Both games were included with the rare replay

[01:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And I bought that when it came out

[01:31:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Many many eons ago

[01:31:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[01:31:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't give very far in the first game

[01:31:35] [SPEAKER_03]: But then I started playing the second game

[01:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And they had more

[01:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything and I was like okay this is

[01:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually really really fucking cool

[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It's uh I really wish that

[01:31:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They would have made more out of this series

[01:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause

[01:31:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Philip and I discussed this

[01:31:51] [SPEAKER_03]: For a little bit in the goof troop chat

[01:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: But like cozy games are

[01:31:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Super popular nowadays

[01:31:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially with streamers and shit

[01:31:59] [SPEAKER_03]: So if they had made another one of these

[01:32:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And added more pinatas and all that shit

[01:32:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That this I feel like this really could have taken off

[01:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And probably made them a shit ton of money I bet

[01:32:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude next time

[01:32:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That we're on the next time we're doing

[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_04]: A live stream show

[01:32:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Please play this Viva Pinata show in the background

[01:32:18] [SPEAKER_04]: While we're talking

[01:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Where'd you put the link

[01:32:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm always putting these in different places

[01:32:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's in the chat now

[01:32:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit okay

[01:32:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude we'll have to do one of

[01:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: The Viva Pinata show

[01:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The Donkey Kong show

[01:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And like the Beetlejuice cartoon

[01:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god dude the McDonald's one

[01:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: The McDonald's cartoon

[01:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that was so good

[01:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: The one where they go to the Spooky Mansion

[01:32:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I fucking loved that as a kid

[01:32:43] [SPEAKER_03]: We did that one stream where we played the one

[01:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Where they go to Grimace Island

[01:32:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And they played that dumb fucking song

[01:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it was like

[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know where the fuck it goes

[01:32:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it cool if I take a quick piss real fast

[01:32:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah go for it

[01:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay cool go watch that cartoon real fast

[01:33:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Cartoon break

[01:33:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you looking at it Rachel

[01:33:05] [SPEAKER_05]: What am I looking at

[01:33:07] [SPEAKER_04]: In the chat

[01:33:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the whole

[01:33:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Episode

[01:33:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I was kind of hoping they don't have like

[01:33:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Hispanic accents

[01:33:52] [SPEAKER_04]: But I mean like I kind of like how they all have different accents actually

[01:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[01:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no fuck

[01:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Shit

[01:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: The fucking headphone part came off of my earbud

[01:34:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I love this

[01:34:29] [SPEAKER_04]: There's just six comments on this video

[01:34:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It says

[01:34:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I gotta look up what kind of nervous disorder

[01:34:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Fergie suffers from

[01:34:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh was it for the fudge hog

[01:34:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever the fuck its name is

[01:34:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[01:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah the fudge hog yeah

[01:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Where the fuck did this thing go

[01:34:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And then there's a comment by pizza15x

[01:34:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That says Fergie ate the boss's speaker

[01:34:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And tried to eat Langston

[01:34:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a summary of the episode

[01:34:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like

[01:34:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what's good about that though

[01:35:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that Google will see that

[01:35:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if someone googled that

[01:35:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Like sentence they would see that

[01:35:06] [SPEAKER_04]: This YouTube video because this comment's in it

[01:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man

[01:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Man I can't believe I lost that fucking thing

[01:35:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh let me pull up this

[01:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Here video

[01:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Here we go

[01:35:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude this whole channel is

[01:35:25] [SPEAKER_04]: 164 videos of just

[01:35:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Full episodes of shit

[01:35:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah cause

[01:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Four kids was what the

[01:35:33] [SPEAKER_03]: They did a lot of different

[01:35:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:35:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They did Yu-Gi-Oh

[01:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: They did one piece

[01:35:40] [SPEAKER_03]: For Fox Kids for a little bit

[01:35:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I think eventually they changed the name of the place

[01:35:44] [SPEAKER_03]: To fourkids.tv

[01:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And they also did

[01:35:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Sonic X

[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[01:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Pastor the piñata

[01:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Wild

[01:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit these are just

[01:35:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah dinosaur king

[01:35:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[01:35:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I think I fucked up like exposing this to me

[01:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: To myself I might just watch like a whole bunch of these

[01:36:05] [SPEAKER_04]: On at work

[01:36:06] [SPEAKER_05]: They do have a Viva Piñata

[01:36:08] [SPEAKER_05]: The abridged series

[01:36:09] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[01:36:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I think that that might be more of my alley

[01:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like Yu-Gi-Oh

[01:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Abridged Brooklyn

[01:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Rage

[01:36:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[01:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I love Yu-Gi-Oh

[01:36:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah no I looked it up

[01:36:26] [SPEAKER_05]: If there's absolutely Viva Piñata

[01:36:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Abridged

[01:36:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I might watch all this dinosaur king that's on here

[01:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause that show is actually pretty fucking good

[01:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like did you mon but dinosaurs

[01:36:37] [SPEAKER_04]: The youtube is literally

[01:36:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Viva Piñata abridged all one word

[01:36:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And the videos have like thousands of views

[01:36:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit

[01:36:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure it's accurate

[01:36:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[01:36:47] [SPEAKER_04]: We're back

[01:36:48] [SPEAKER_04]: How many hours do you think you played of this Aaron

[01:36:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause we probably played about 6

[01:36:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know it doesn't track cause it's 360

[01:36:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[01:36:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to

[01:36:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Check my uh

[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_03]: My Xbox app but I think

[01:37:03] [SPEAKER_03]: At least

[01:37:04] [SPEAKER_03]: At least 20 maybe 25

[01:37:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe 30

[01:37:08] [SPEAKER_04]: This game on true achievements

[01:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh

[01:37:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's like hold on let me go look

[01:37:15] [SPEAKER_04]: How long the fucking completion estimation is

[01:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: The estimation for this game

[01:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Is oh 20 to 25 hours so not as bad as I thought

[01:37:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Actually

[01:37:25] [SPEAKER_05]: You have to jump through

[01:37:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I was like looking up how to get some of the achievements

[01:37:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And literally one of the solutions

[01:37:31] [SPEAKER_05]: To get one was to

[01:37:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh

[01:37:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Email the devs of the game and ask them

[01:37:37] [SPEAKER_05]: To like send you a special

[01:37:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:37:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Just ask them please

[01:37:43] [SPEAKER_05]: If they'll if they'll send you this thing

[01:37:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Please send

[01:37:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Please send me this achievement

[01:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I need this special pinata for this achievement

[01:37:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh wait okay here we go

[01:37:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I found my so I got

[01:38:00] [SPEAKER_03]: 21 out of 50 achievements

[01:38:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I probably didn't get the one for emailing the devs though

[01:38:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause I played it

[01:38:05] [SPEAKER_05]: They never got back to you

[01:38:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I only got 5

[01:38:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the the achievements they

[01:38:11] [SPEAKER_04]: They take some effort you know

[01:38:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The last one I got

[01:38:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Was the chalk strict

[01:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Chalk strict

[01:38:18] [SPEAKER_03]: No it was ostrich yeah chalk strict

[01:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: All these names just sound wrong when you say

[01:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh long shot

[01:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I wish I there we go

[01:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Knock one sweet into a seed hole

[01:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: From long

[01:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that sounds very

[01:38:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Sexual but uh alright

[01:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah alright so the review

[01:38:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I got some reviews from the xbox app on pc

[01:38:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if that's different

[01:38:45] [SPEAKER_04]: From the xbox reviews

[01:38:47] [SPEAKER_04]: All together

[01:38:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But uh

[01:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron if you want to read that first one

[01:38:51] [SPEAKER_04]: From Deadpool the Merc

[01:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I would love to best game ever

[01:38:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And then all caps better ingredients

[01:38:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Better pizza papa john and then gave it 5 stars

[01:39:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Incredible all of these are

[01:39:03] [SPEAKER_04]: These are 5 stars spoiler

[01:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Like but Rachel you want to

[01:39:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Read that one

[01:39:07] [SPEAKER_05]: We got b red

[01:39:09] [SPEAKER_05]: 4 4 4 2 2 2

[01:39:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Giving it 5 stars

[01:39:13] [SPEAKER_05]: The title of the review is egg

[01:39:16] [SPEAKER_05]: The review

[01:39:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Is egg now

[01:39:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What was from last year

[01:39:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah the fucking years are

[01:39:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That was exactly a year ago holy shit

[01:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: That was exactly

[01:39:27] [SPEAKER_04]: A year ago that's so weird

[01:39:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you psychic naive

[01:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you are

[01:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That was unimprovisional

[01:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a psychic podcast

[01:39:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Gave me together a psychic podcast

[01:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh there we go change the title

[01:39:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Better than the fence sitting

[01:39:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Shit that we normally do and then we got

[01:39:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Stellar Sniper X in 2017

[01:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Somewhere

[01:39:48] [SPEAKER_04]: A pinata is getting

[01:39:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Is the title and the review

[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Is laid and tomorrow it's getting

[01:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It's head bashed in by a kid

[01:39:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And a baseball bat what the hell

[01:39:59] [SPEAKER_04]: We do live in a society

[01:40:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Stellar Sniper

[01:40:04] [SPEAKER_04]: We want to polish this off with that

[01:40:07] [SPEAKER_04]: This year review

[01:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: M. Loeffler

[01:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: M. Loeffler 1966

[01:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Title of the review awesome

[01:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And then in the body he says

[01:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Can we please give you a pinata witcher crossover game

[01:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks

[01:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: This has got to be psychic we just did that

[01:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Cross over episode

[01:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I know why didn't we think about this

[01:40:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck that would have been good

[01:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah so like open world we have a pinata

[01:40:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Except like the witcher

[01:40:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Is just killing him

[01:40:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[01:40:35] [SPEAKER_05]: The pinata witcher crossover

[01:40:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Is already just in fortnight

[01:40:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Just eat cereal and go

[01:40:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Bash a llama or whatever

[01:40:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Bash a plamas brains in

[01:40:49] [SPEAKER_03]: By the time

[01:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: By the time this episode's out

[01:40:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that crossover episode is going to be out

[01:40:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure

[01:40:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it comes out tomorrow

[01:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That is kind of weird

[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That was also unintentional I just thought that was a funny review

[01:41:01] [SPEAKER_04]: We also got two write ins

[01:41:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Well one's not really writing

[01:41:04] [SPEAKER_04]: But we got Thrac our buddy Thrac over at

[01:41:10] [SPEAKER_03]: 3DO experience

[01:41:11] [SPEAKER_04]: 3DO experience god

[01:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That console that I'm never going to remember except for whenever they come up

[01:41:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He said he was never the biggest fan of these games

[01:41:20] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's crazy to me Microsoft didn't keep them going

[01:41:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they were so successful and identifiable with the xbox brand

[01:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that's what I'm saying man

[01:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm fucking saying

[01:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why they haven't made more

[01:41:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Because they could really like

[01:41:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They doubled down on more of the farming

[01:41:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's basically pokemon meets harvest moon

[01:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And I feel like that would sell a lot

[01:41:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That would make a lot of money

[01:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Um like it is

[01:41:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It is kind of bizarre that xbox kind of

[01:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Props up they're

[01:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like they're diverse game library

[01:41:51] [SPEAKER_04]: But they're not like tapping into this kind of

[01:41:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Very unique niche kind of game

[01:41:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[01:41:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It was popular we said the reddit critic was 82 right?

[01:42:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah 82

[01:42:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean people like these kind of games

[01:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And the cozy games like you were saying

[01:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: The well I mean I guess we'll

[01:42:07] [SPEAKER_04]: So Aaron read that what

[01:42:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Phillip said this is Phillip

[01:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Phillip

[01:42:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Tuff Microsoft missed the boat

[01:42:15] [SPEAKER_03]: By not dropping a new one during COVID

[01:42:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Could have been the cozy game of the battle animal crossing

[01:42:19] [SPEAKER_03]: That's so right man

[01:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That's and it's totally different from

[01:42:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Animal crossing it's totally different from like

[01:42:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there's really anything

[01:42:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Like like you have a pinata

[01:42:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah there really isn't

[01:42:32] [SPEAKER_04]: But also cozy game

[01:42:33] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a game that looks cozy

[01:42:35] [SPEAKER_04]: This is actually a very stressful game

[01:42:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I just

[01:42:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure what the sour pinatas

[01:42:41] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to that but like fuck the sour pinatas

[01:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Or professor molester or whatever his name

[01:42:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Professor Pethter there again

[01:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's it professor molester

[01:42:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck

[01:42:54] [SPEAKER_04]: There is a

[01:42:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Sandbox mode though I think that takes all the

[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Stressful stuff out but we'll talk about that in a minute

[01:43:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So now we'll go to the discussion points

[01:43:01] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a game where you just

[01:43:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You grow shit you're like you got a garden

[01:43:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And then these pinatas show up

[01:43:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They're all fucking looking around from the outside

[01:43:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you go come on little guy

[01:43:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Get in here I got corn

[01:43:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I got worms for you to eat

[01:43:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And so you're basically

[01:43:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Just doing a bunch of different like tasks

[01:43:19] [SPEAKER_04]: On a checklist for each of these

[01:43:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Pinatas to get them into your place

[01:43:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So that you have like they just

[01:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Live there now like they're like oh this is

[01:43:27] [SPEAKER_04]: My spot this is where I want to be

[01:43:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you get to name them

[01:43:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And all kinds of stuff

[01:43:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah so let's talk about the critters

[01:43:36] [SPEAKER_04]: These little guys do you have any

[01:43:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Like specific little

[01:43:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Pinata dudes because they're all basically

[01:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Just animal pinatas and they have

[01:43:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Goofy names Rachel do you have

[01:43:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Any pinatas that you specifically like

[01:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I put mine down here

[01:43:50] [SPEAKER_04]: So we can all see them but

[01:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: There's the wiki if you want to look through there

[01:43:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Because there's a bunch of them that we never saw

[01:43:56] [SPEAKER_04]: We didn't see most of them actually

[01:43:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I liked the little tafflees

[01:44:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Those were pretty cute

[01:44:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Little weird

[01:44:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even know what they're

[01:44:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Supposed to be

[01:44:07] [SPEAKER_05]: But I saw one of them

[01:44:09] [SPEAKER_05]: That made me happy

[01:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I think they're just flies

[01:44:14] [SPEAKER_05]: It makes them

[01:44:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah tough yeah

[01:44:16] [SPEAKER_04]: The flies have the stupid

[01:44:20] [SPEAKER_05]: They're like ant eater

[01:44:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Elephant with wings

[01:44:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It says on the wiki it says animal fly

[01:44:28] [SPEAKER_05]: No wrong

[01:44:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I disagree

[01:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I must say no

[01:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah what about you Aaron

[01:44:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You got any of these pinatas that you like

[01:44:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I share a huge

[01:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Affinity of quackberry

[01:44:44] [SPEAKER_03]: With you

[01:44:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I know that's one of the ones that you put down

[01:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Quackberry

[01:44:48] [SPEAKER_03]: They are so dumb dude

[01:44:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me find the name for the other one

[01:44:52] [SPEAKER_03]: That I really liked

[01:44:53] [SPEAKER_04]: These quackberries their heads are so big

[01:44:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But there's nothing going on behind the eyes

[01:44:59] [SPEAKER_03]: What is its name

[01:45:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Man the

[01:45:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I was talking about earlier

[01:45:05] [SPEAKER_03]: The raccoon one

[01:45:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[01:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[01:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I gotta find it hold on

[01:45:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There we go macaracoon

[01:45:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah those are

[01:45:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty cool, really dumb and stupid looking

[01:45:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It reminds me of like zigzagoon

[01:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: If anybody listening is a pokemon fan

[01:45:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Except for like paper mache

[01:45:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty much

[01:45:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah I never saw this one

[01:45:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I like the purple

[01:45:31] [SPEAKER_04]: The purple on this dude

[01:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude around the eyes and tail

[01:45:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And stuff he's awesome

[01:45:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Macaracoon

[01:45:37] [SPEAKER_04]: What kind of animal do you think macaracoon is

[01:45:41] [SPEAKER_04]: What's in there

[01:45:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a swan

[01:45:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright so I put a couple in here

[01:45:48] [SPEAKER_04]: This new one

[01:45:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So these are also like notable ones too

[01:45:51] [SPEAKER_04]: So like this

[01:45:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I like the quackberry it's probably my favorite one

[01:45:55] [SPEAKER_04]: This one gala goo goo

[01:45:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like a lemur

[01:45:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's got like

[01:46:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Its eyes are like 40%

[01:46:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Of its body

[01:46:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Its giant eyes

[01:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: This fucking thing I could not for the life of me

[01:46:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Get it to join the like

[01:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like in order to get this thing

[01:46:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In your thing you have to

[01:46:14] [SPEAKER_04]: In your garden you have to feed it tulips

[01:46:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And you can't feed them anything

[01:46:19] [SPEAKER_04]: You can just put them on the ground

[01:46:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And hope they walk in and eat them

[01:46:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Right you gotta entice them

[01:46:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I had on every wall

[01:46:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the fucking garden for tulips

[01:46:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Waiting for this dude whenever he walked up

[01:46:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And he just wouldn't eat any of them

[01:46:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't getting tricked

[01:46:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And so that really pissed me off

[01:46:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even know they were pink

[01:46:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I think they changed color whenever you adopt them

[01:46:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So it was like the default color

[01:46:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever the color originally was

[01:46:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about that

[01:46:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah the um

[01:46:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember anything at all about

[01:46:50] [SPEAKER_03]: My playthrough I know there's also like

[01:46:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Legendary pinatas

[01:46:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And I think there was one I was trying to recruit

[01:46:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause like a red koaza

[01:46:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I think so

[01:46:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking at them right now on the wiki

[01:47:01] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a chunicorn

[01:47:04] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a bunch of there's one I was trying to recruit

[01:47:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I had everything in my

[01:47:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking garden for it to

[01:47:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess to live there

[01:47:11] [SPEAKER_03]: To want to live there

[01:47:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Short of paying it fucking 20 bucks

[01:47:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah just wouldn't take

[01:47:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah that shit is

[01:47:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It is frustrating

[01:47:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So the other one

[01:47:23] [SPEAKER_04]: This guy frustrated at me the most

[01:47:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Instead of any other dude

[01:47:27] [SPEAKER_04]: In the whole place but I loved him

[01:47:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Um this newt gatt

[01:47:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is just a little newt and he's purple

[01:47:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks fucking awesome he's adorable

[01:47:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I put a little top hat on him

[01:47:37] [SPEAKER_04]: This guy we had frogs

[01:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: In our

[01:47:41] [SPEAKER_04]: In our pinata place anyways

[01:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause the frogs are easy to get they just like having a bunch of water and shit

[01:47:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And maybe something else

[01:47:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And so our newt

[01:47:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I named Ari from legal legends

[01:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Funny enough I didn't know that we were going to talk about legal legends

[01:47:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So much this episode

[01:47:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But um he

[01:47:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Would just fight non-stop with the frogs

[01:48:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So we were constantly spending

[01:48:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Money on like reviving them

[01:48:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yup

[01:48:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And then fighting off professor molester

[01:48:07] [SPEAKER_04]: When he came in to try and molest him

[01:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Um the

[01:48:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I loved this guy

[01:48:13] [SPEAKER_05]: With a piece of corn

[01:48:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Or two little stuff

[01:48:17] [SPEAKER_04]: What'd you say Rachel?

[01:48:19] [SPEAKER_05]: This dude really hated the frogs

[01:48:21] [SPEAKER_05]: We had like four frogs and it was just a constant battle

[01:48:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And he always won

[01:48:26] [SPEAKER_05]: He was a fucking beast

[01:48:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Those frogs did not stand a chance

[01:48:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't get it

[01:48:33] [SPEAKER_04]: So that was a constant source of stress

[01:48:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Um

[01:48:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But uh also

[01:48:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Well never mind

[01:48:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't got nothing else to say

[01:48:41] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this that you linked in here?

[01:48:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh this guy

[01:48:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah the little lion guy

[01:48:47] [SPEAKER_04]: So we had one of these

[01:48:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh and

[01:48:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The fucking professor killed him

[01:48:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Like so I was just like planting a bush

[01:48:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I just saw an explosion

[01:48:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like what the fuck was that

[01:48:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And I looked over there

[01:49:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And of course I had no idea because it doesn't say anything

[01:49:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And so and then after a while

[01:49:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like where's our lion

[01:49:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I just realized our lion is not anywhere to be seen

[01:49:09] [SPEAKER_05]: We had him for literally like

[01:49:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Five minutes

[01:49:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I was like oh we got a lion

[01:49:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Then I turned around

[01:49:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And went and like

[01:49:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Bought a hat at the store

[01:49:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And you were like the lion's fucking gone

[01:49:23] Yeah

[01:49:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You have a bitch slapped by professor molester dude

[01:49:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[01:49:28] [SPEAKER_04]: There's another funny part where

[01:49:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh it was the newt guy

[01:49:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It was Ari

[01:49:35] [SPEAKER_04]: We had one of those plants

[01:49:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And it shoots fire at people

[01:49:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a spitfire plant or something

[01:49:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that grew randomly in the middle of our place

[01:49:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And it caught Ari on fire

[01:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And Ari was just running around

[01:49:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Like what the fuck

[01:49:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if the fucking vod still exists

[01:49:50] [SPEAKER_04]: But maybe I'll clip that and I'll put it in right here

[01:49:52] [SPEAKER_04]: But um, Ari was just

[01:49:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Burning alive

[01:49:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know the source

[01:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: So it just kept catching like

[01:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The fucking crabs on fire

[01:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: And like what the fuck

[01:50:04] [SPEAKER_04]: What are these people catching on fire

[01:50:05] [SPEAKER_03]: They're so stupid

[01:50:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[01:50:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Imagine what the fuck they could do

[01:50:12] [SPEAKER_03]: With this series though

[01:50:13] [SPEAKER_03]: If they brought them to the series X

[01:50:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the fucking 4k

[01:50:17] [SPEAKER_03]: 300 frames per second

[01:50:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever and they made

[01:50:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Some of these pinatas have really fucking cool designs

[01:50:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And they could fix all of the shit

[01:50:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That was wrong with the first two games

[01:50:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they could do so much with this series

[01:50:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But they just sit on it like a fucking egg

[01:50:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Man I don't understand this

[01:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna make a small yellow line

[01:50:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude yeah this is a good fucking merch line

[01:50:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you could sell most of these

[01:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like people would buy them

[01:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I would buy a fucking

[01:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a 12 foot long new cat

[01:50:45] [SPEAKER_04]: And like cuddle it to sleep every night

[01:50:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I would buy a quackberry

[01:50:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And just stomp on its gigantic fucking head

[01:50:52] [SPEAKER_03]: All the time

[01:50:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I would buy a quackberry and just grab it by the neck

[01:50:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time I get mad at fucking chess

[01:50:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And I make a misplaced next to me

[01:50:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Just fucking grab him by the neck

[01:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold him

[01:51:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It's such a grabbable neck

[01:51:04] [SPEAKER_03]: They could be the next yokai watch

[01:51:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't get it man

[01:51:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Why Microsoft please

[01:51:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I think

[01:51:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Viva Pinata was made

[01:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: After Microsoft acquired Rare

[01:51:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah what the fuck

[01:51:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know Rare is too busy trying to make

[01:51:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Iverwild I guess

[01:51:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is a fucking, which is vaporware right now

[01:51:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't know what the fuck happened to that game

[01:51:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But it got rebooted

[01:51:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately

[01:51:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit I didn't know that

[01:51:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay that was a while back

[01:51:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Um yeah so that's why

[01:51:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It never comes up

[01:51:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So but one thing that's new about this game

[01:51:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You get these trap biomes

[01:51:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're not just stuck in the garden 100% of the time

[01:51:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You're only stuck there 95% of the time

[01:51:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes you're going to the desert

[01:51:48] [SPEAKER_04]: The desert

[01:51:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The desert

[01:51:51] [SPEAKER_04]: The desert, is that real? Did I fuck that up somehow?

[01:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh

[01:52:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Looking it up

[01:52:02] [SPEAKER_05]: The desert, the desert, it sounds like

[01:52:04] [SPEAKER_05]: A song that Snoop Dogg would have

[01:52:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Unlike his album that he made for kids

[01:52:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Snoop Dogg

[01:52:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Well it is dessert desert

[01:52:11] [SPEAKER_04]: It is dessert desert, okay

[01:52:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, and then the S was just a type

[01:52:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm stupid

[01:52:17] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah the dessert desert where you can go trap people

[01:52:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you can go to the pin arctic

[01:52:22] [SPEAKER_04]: The pin yarctic I think it's supposed to be

[01:52:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you can go catch, I don't know

[01:52:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I never saw anything that was new

[01:52:29] [SPEAKER_04]: There was the fox

[01:52:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like one of the main pinatas

[01:52:33] [SPEAKER_04]: There's like the fox dude and it was like a white one

[01:52:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Like an arctic fox but it was the same name

[01:52:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So I assume it's not like a different type

[01:52:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But maybe it was it, I just never caught it

[01:52:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Um cause I was having trouble by this part

[01:52:43] [SPEAKER_04]: By the time we unlocked the pin yarctic

[01:52:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I was having a lot of trouble

[01:52:47] [SPEAKER_04]: In the game, and we'll talk about that in a second

[01:52:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But the desert, I did catch a couple of things

[01:52:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I caught the camel

[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And I caught the scorpion

[01:52:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh camel

[01:52:56] [SPEAKER_05]: The camel did not last long either

[01:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah the camel

[01:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we got it like successfully

[01:53:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I think we needed cactus flowers

[01:53:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And we didn't understand how to make it

[01:53:06] [SPEAKER_04]: But uh we did get a gecki

[01:53:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Which was cute, I like this guy

[01:53:09] [SPEAKER_04]: He like rolls around like Sonic the Hedgehog

[01:53:12] [SPEAKER_04]: If I'm remembering correctly or I might be thinking of Warraulam

[01:53:14] [SPEAKER_04]: They're about the same size

[01:53:16] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a little gecko

[01:53:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He is adorable look at his big head

[01:53:21] [SPEAKER_04]: He's very stupid

[01:53:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And I did put a Santa hat on him

[01:53:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I thought it was funny cause he's from the desert

[01:53:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't make any sense

[01:53:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There's this one other awesome one

[01:53:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about the Lymoceros

[01:53:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I think

[01:53:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He was one of the harder ones to recruit

[01:53:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Or come live with you or whatever

[01:53:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But like he could

[01:53:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You could just ram Professor Pester out of the garden

[01:53:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Like right as soon as he comes in he'll

[01:53:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking bitch slap him out of your garden

[01:53:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And then yeah that was pretty cool

[01:53:49] [SPEAKER_04]: We needed that fucking guy

[01:53:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[01:53:51] [SPEAKER_04]: We were struggling

[01:53:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Well

[01:53:55] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll talk about it in a second

[01:53:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Just real quick on the co-op

[01:53:59] [SPEAKER_04]: So it has two different modes

[01:54:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you have four player online

[01:54:02] [SPEAKER_04]: And you can also play with two player local co-op

[01:54:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And so we experimented with both of those

[01:54:08] [SPEAKER_04]: The local co-op is kind of shitty

[01:54:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's not really the game's fault

[01:54:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you had the problem

[01:54:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you had this 3D space

[01:54:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And now you're both sharing the same camera

[01:54:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So the way that they decided to fix that

[01:54:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Was to use the 3D space

[01:54:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Was

[01:54:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Both of the characters moving

[01:54:26] [SPEAKER_04]: In specific ways will make the camera turn

[01:54:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So if like I'm turning

[01:54:29] [SPEAKER_04]: If we're both turning clockwise

[01:54:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't turn the camera at all

[01:54:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I had no control over the camera

[01:54:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It was fully controlled by you

[01:54:38] [SPEAKER_05]: So if I wanted to look in a direction

[01:54:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I simply could not

[01:54:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Well that's what I'm saying

[01:54:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't control the camera either

[01:54:46] [SPEAKER_04]: So the way that you gotta do it

[01:54:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like you get

[01:54:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Your people

[01:54:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you just move in a clockwise way

[01:54:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And it will turn the camera to try

[01:54:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To keep you kind of horizontal

[01:54:57] [SPEAKER_04]: On the horizontal plane

[01:54:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the camera

[01:55:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So if you get close to each other

[01:55:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You can make the camera spin out

[01:55:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It's really annoying

[01:55:05] [SPEAKER_04]: If you get too close to each other

[01:55:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That'll constantly be happening

[01:55:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Another thing that's really annoying

[01:55:09] [SPEAKER_04]: That I didn't write down

[01:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that there's a lot of things

[01:55:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That make the game stop

[01:55:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And like opening menus

[01:55:16] [SPEAKER_04]: To get a specific kind of thing

[01:55:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And every time you do that and local co-op

[01:55:20] [SPEAKER_04]: The other person's just gotta stop

[01:55:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And this was a problem and call to the lamb

[01:55:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Which wasn't that annoying

[01:55:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Because there isn't so many things

[01:55:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That stop the momentum of the game

[01:55:31] [SPEAKER_04]: But in this game it is

[01:55:32] [SPEAKER_04]: There are constantly something

[01:55:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Popping up in your face

[01:55:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Which was only

[01:55:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It was only

[01:55:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Built upon with the two player local co-op

[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Online you're completely free

[01:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: To do whatever you want and you have your own camera

[01:55:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And in this it's kind of like Minecraft

[01:55:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you give permissions to people

[01:55:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I had a public game

[01:55:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I gave Rachel

[01:55:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Full permissions that she could delete

[01:55:58] [SPEAKER_04]: If she wanted to and every time somebody joined

[01:56:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I almost spilled my beer

[01:56:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So I would just give them half permission

[01:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So they could only do construction

[01:56:04] [SPEAKER_04]: But they couldn't delete anything

[01:56:07] [SPEAKER_04]: We had at least 10 people joined

[01:56:09] [SPEAKER_04]: In the one time we played

[01:56:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So we only played for like an hour and a half

[01:56:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In this mode

[01:56:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And a lot of people joined

[01:56:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It was surprisingly

[01:56:21] [SPEAKER_05]: There's so many

[01:56:22] [SPEAKER_05]: People just kept joining

[01:56:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'd plant something

[01:56:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And then they'd knock it down and I'd be sad

[01:56:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking annoying

[01:56:30] [SPEAKER_05]: But then they gave him like

[01:56:33] [SPEAKER_05]: A million dollars

[01:56:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, someone gave me a million

[01:56:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Chocolate coins

[01:56:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And so we're rich but we have nothing to spend it on

[01:56:42] [SPEAKER_05]: We don't have enough room in our garden

[01:56:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Again, man, fucking

[01:56:48] [SPEAKER_03]: If they would just make a new one

[01:56:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You could spend all those coins

[01:56:52] [SPEAKER_03]: On something nice and pretty

[01:56:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a castle maybe

[01:56:55] [SPEAKER_03]: A chocolate castle

[01:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I forget what you even

[01:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: You just buy different tools

[01:57:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Or

[01:57:02] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you buy in the game? I forget

[01:57:04] [SPEAKER_05]: You can buy

[01:57:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So there was

[01:57:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the helper house

[01:57:10] [SPEAKER_05]: So there were like the buildings

[01:57:12] [SPEAKER_05]: There was the helper house

[01:57:13] [SPEAKER_05]: The store which I don't really know

[01:57:16] [SPEAKER_05]: How that worked because I put two things

[01:57:18] [SPEAKER_05]: In it and then it said it was full

[01:57:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And I couldn't do anything else with it

[01:57:22] [SPEAKER_05]: After that and then I accidentally deleted it

[01:57:26] [SPEAKER_05]: There was another building

[01:57:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, there was the

[01:57:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Pinata houses

[01:57:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's where they get to have sex

[01:57:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's where the pinatas do it

[01:57:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they do the mating dance

[01:57:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you get a mini game where you like do a maze

[01:57:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And you gotta collect the hearts

[01:57:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck it's sick

[01:57:46] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll need it at once

[01:57:49] [SPEAKER_05]: You can also buy

[01:57:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Cosmetics for the pinatas

[01:57:53] [SPEAKER_05]: So you could make them look

[01:57:54] [SPEAKER_05]: You put shoes and hats and beards

[01:57:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And stuff on them

[01:57:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That was fun, but I felt like as soon as you did that

[01:58:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It made the professor molester immediately target them

[01:58:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Because every time, everyone that we ever

[01:58:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Put any cosmetics on

[01:58:06] [SPEAKER_04]: He would immediately kill

[01:58:10] [SPEAKER_05]: He was jealous man

[01:58:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I should do? Kill it

[01:58:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Take that fucking hat

[01:58:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Or the fucking new thing

[01:58:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Would be like, you know what I should do? Fight this thing

[01:58:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They have a Dracula flow

[01:58:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck it wrap battle

[01:58:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Slits his throat

[01:58:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, Dracula flow

[01:58:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I love this so much

[01:58:34] [SPEAKER_05]: There was also like

[01:58:35] [SPEAKER_05]: You could buy

[01:58:36] [SPEAKER_05]: So you had the lady that you could send out

[01:58:39] [SPEAKER_05]: To get the pinatas that you've already caught

[01:58:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was spending a lot of money on that

[01:58:44] [SPEAKER_05]: There was that

[01:58:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Trapper

[01:58:46] [SPEAKER_05]: There was like decorations

[01:58:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And stuff that you could buy for the garden

[01:58:51] [SPEAKER_05]: That some of the pinatas needed to have

[01:58:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the surfboard or whatever

[01:58:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the crab one at the surfboard

[01:58:58] [SPEAKER_05]: What else was there?

[01:59:00] [SPEAKER_03]: The crab one at the surfboard

[01:59:02] [SPEAKER_05]: You could hire the helpers with the bunny

[01:59:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I still don't really know what the helpers did

[01:59:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think that they ever helped us

[01:59:08] [SPEAKER_05]: They were really helpful

[01:59:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Or maybe they were so helpful that we didn't notice

[01:59:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a good roadie

[01:59:15] [SPEAKER_05]: It seemed like every time they'd be there

[01:59:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Something was dying though

[01:59:19] [SPEAKER_04]: The sprinkler?

[01:59:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I always saw the sprinkler girl

[01:59:22] [SPEAKER_04]: She was always watering plants

[01:59:24] [SPEAKER_05]: She was watering plants

[01:59:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Didn't actually get them fully watered

[01:59:28] [SPEAKER_05]: So I'd still have to go behind her

[01:59:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And water them more

[01:59:32] [SPEAKER_04]: She's got to justify her position

[01:59:34] [SPEAKER_04]: She can't just water them perfectly

[01:59:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Otherwise there's nothing for her to do

[01:59:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, and then there's one

[01:59:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That just picks weeds and ship

[01:59:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I forget

[01:59:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:59:43] [SPEAKER_03]: There was

[01:59:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it looks like the only two I remember

[01:59:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Are the sprinkler one

[01:59:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is terrifying by the way

[01:59:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ

[01:59:56] [SPEAKER_04]: All of them are hideous

[01:59:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And the voice hacking is not great

[01:59:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not fun to listen to

[02:00:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You won't make another game

[02:00:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Another one

[02:00:06] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a dude who'd go around

[02:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: scaring pinatas

[02:00:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he scares your pinatas

[02:00:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know what his purpose is

[02:00:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know

[02:00:15] [SPEAKER_05]: He would just scare them

[02:00:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And they would just sit there and cry

[02:00:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And then go back to doing whatever they were doing

[02:00:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I think maybe if you don't want

[02:00:25] [SPEAKER_04]: More pinatas, then those guys

[02:00:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Will keep them from coming into the place

[02:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe

[02:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the reason why the little

[02:00:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Monkey dude that I was

[02:00:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Trying to recruit wouldn't come in

[02:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The lemur, because he kept getting scared

[02:00:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[02:00:40] [SPEAKER_04]: But we

[02:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The moment everyone's been waiting for

[02:00:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The bad guys, Professor molester

[02:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: What are his motivations

[02:00:48] [SPEAKER_04]: What's his lore

[02:00:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[02:00:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I hate him

[02:00:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if you can see the picture

[02:00:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I added below him

[02:00:57] [SPEAKER_05]: What is this from power rangers?

[02:00:59] [SPEAKER_05]: No, so this is from a movie called

[02:01:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Pinata Survival Island

[02:01:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Every time I saw this guy

[02:01:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I only thought of this fucking thing

[02:01:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Constantly

[02:01:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a terrible, fantastic movie

[02:01:15] [SPEAKER_05]: It's so bad

[02:01:16] [SPEAKER_05]: The CGI pinata

[02:01:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Attacking college students

[02:01:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Some sort of

[02:01:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Fertility outing

[02:01:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know

[02:01:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Fantastic

[02:01:28] [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's great

[02:01:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I recommend that everyone watch this movie

[02:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: It's super dumb

[02:01:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Super ridiculous

[02:01:36] [SPEAKER_05]: But every time I saw this guy

[02:01:38] [SPEAKER_05]: My brain just super

[02:01:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Imposed this image over him

[02:01:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's all I could see

[02:01:46] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck? Angry pig

[02:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Pig me?

[02:01:49] [SPEAKER_04]: The full movie is on youtube

[02:01:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, watch it. It's really dumb

[02:01:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It's really great

[02:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the full movie is on youtube

[02:01:56] [SPEAKER_04]: On indie rights movies for free

[02:01:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It has zander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[02:02:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's great

[02:02:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Love that

[02:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit

[02:02:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently this game runs in native 4k

[02:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: On the series X

[02:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So if you ever see

[02:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Professor Molester in glorious 4k

[02:02:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It actually just turns it into

[02:02:19] [SPEAKER_05]: This guy

[02:02:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Like

[02:02:21] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what it looks like whenever you play on the series X

[02:02:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking

[02:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Angry pig me

[02:02:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Wherever the fuck the google said

[02:02:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ

[02:02:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to just worry about Professor Molester

[02:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: You also got the Ruffians

[02:02:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Who are obnoxious

[02:02:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And the most obnoxious thing is that

[02:02:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time one shows up

[02:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a cutscene that announces it

[02:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's the same cutscene over and over again

[02:02:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah

[02:02:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ, I forgot about that

[02:02:52] [SPEAKER_05]: There was like a 15 minute period

[02:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Like while we were playing

[02:02:56] [SPEAKER_05]: That I literally just had pop ups

[02:02:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Like hitlers

[02:03:00] [SPEAKER_05]: You leveled up

[02:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, there's a new pinata

[02:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: You leveled up

[02:03:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Gardening throw

[02:03:06] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a new pinata

[02:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: The Ruffians

[02:03:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And that was all I could do

[02:03:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Were you literally getting stun locked in the corner

[02:03:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Like all you were gonna do was play

[02:03:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And you were like can you go buy something

[02:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't

[02:03:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish I could

[02:03:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Truly do

[02:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't there also like another 15 minute cutscene

[02:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That played like when you

[02:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: When you did unlock the ability

[02:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: You did unlock the ability

[02:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: To recruit a new pinata

[02:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Or like attract a new pinata

[02:03:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It will play a big long ass cutscene about that pinata

[02:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And show it in its natural habitat

[02:03:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Every time

[02:03:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Every single time

[02:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It was rough out there

[02:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so you're constantly getting interrupted

[02:03:47] [SPEAKER_04]: By these little cutscene jingles that happen

[02:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Especially if you level up

[02:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Get a new shovel upgrade

[02:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Or a new

[02:03:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You'll see that dude in the wheelchair fly down that hill

[02:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Like 29's

[02:03:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I was just trying to play the game

[02:04:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And they were like no, no

[02:04:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Look at this cool animation we made

[02:04:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Check this shit out

[02:04:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I wanna see the wheelchair guy again

[02:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You have a pinata wheelchair guy

[02:04:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh dude

[02:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Jardinero, that's his name

[02:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I only know that from the show

[02:04:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm still fucking

[02:04:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Throne alone away that there's a fucking show

[02:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, he's so awesome

[02:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: With his cool hat and it's like all over beard

[02:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's a fucking dog or something

[02:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: This is how you do representation concord

[02:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, yeah these character designs

[02:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Except for the helpers which are fucking terrifying

[02:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All these character designs were really fucking cool

[02:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the dude that

[02:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: What's his name?

[02:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: The big head guy that'll come into your garden

[02:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He'll just drop items and like candy and shit

[02:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I think a lot of the helpers

[02:04:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And stuff were based off of

[02:05:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Traditional pinatas

[02:05:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Because traditional pinatas

[02:05:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Were like sculptures

[02:05:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And shit

[02:05:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And they weren't made out of paper

[02:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I still haven't seen a pinata in real life

[02:05:16] [SPEAKER_05]: They were not always just paper filled with candy

[02:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Parts of rituals and stuff

[02:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Human body parts inside of them

[02:05:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know about that

[02:05:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe

[02:05:27] [SPEAKER_05]: But they were made out of clay

[02:05:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And trails and shit

[02:05:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And still be breaking a vase

[02:05:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Full of fingers

[02:05:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine the kid running away

[02:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like yeah, I got the ear

[02:05:42] [SPEAKER_05]: But they definitely took inspiration

[02:05:44] [SPEAKER_05]: From like current and traditional pinatas

[02:05:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's cool

[02:05:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I do think that they designed them well

[02:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like the main dude

[02:05:53] [SPEAKER_04]: The horse stashio or whatever

[02:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like I've seen this pinata before

[02:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like on TV

[02:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Not from the TV show though

[02:06:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna say he's in the cartoon

[02:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck was I gonna say

[02:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man

[02:06:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I just had a good bit

[02:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's painful, isn't it

[02:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna say we should

[02:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I feel like

[02:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[02:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It'd be cool to make a pinata

[02:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And fill it with

[02:06:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever

[02:06:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Just go

[02:06:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Pat's blue ribbon

[02:06:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fill a pinata with the liquid

[02:06:34] [SPEAKER_05]: With honey

[02:06:35] [SPEAKER_05]: With honey

[02:06:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It'd be cool for a music video

[02:06:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Fill a fucking pinata

[02:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: With entrails or fingers

[02:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I'm just being a psycho pat

[02:06:49] [SPEAKER_05]: God you just brought out

[02:06:51] [SPEAKER_05]: A memory of a music video

[02:06:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Awesome

[02:06:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Do whatever you're doing

[02:06:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright, we'll talk about the new stuff

[02:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Which we don't need to talk about too much

[02:07:01] [SPEAKER_04]: There's the trick stick

[02:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: The pinatas can learn tricks

[02:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: If you feed them specific things I don't understand

[02:07:05] [SPEAKER_04]: But I got the achievement for teaching

[02:07:07] [SPEAKER_04]: All the tricks to something

[02:07:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Tricks are for kids, not pinatas

[02:07:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly

[02:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: There are challenges which I like these

[02:07:16] [SPEAKER_04]: So the whole thing

[02:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the whole story mode is like

[02:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You want to

[02:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: There are three challenges at one time

[02:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: You pick one and then it's about

[02:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Any of the pinatas so it's like

[02:07:28] [SPEAKER_04]: For the horstatio

[02:07:29] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to send the horstatio to China

[02:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: For our kids birthday party

[02:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: You gotta fill them up with candy

[02:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But you gotta feed them

[02:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They have a candy osity meter

[02:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You just keep feeding them fucking apples

[02:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Or something and then throw them in a box

[02:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And ship them off and get some money for it

[02:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It kinda gives you something to do

[02:07:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I remember in the first game

[02:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: There was a sense of aimlessness

[02:07:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That I had

[02:07:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Where either I wanted to decorate the place

[02:07:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But I didn't have money but in order to get money

[02:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I needed to get pinatas

[02:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But then there's this checklist thing

[02:08:00] [SPEAKER_04]: There's stuff to do, there's a direction

[02:08:02] [SPEAKER_04]: But I

[02:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I would just still feel aimlessness

[02:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll get choice paralysis or whatever

[02:08:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know if you're not explicitly telling

[02:08:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Me to do something sometimes

[02:08:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Having the challenges there to guide me

[02:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Give me something to work on

[02:08:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Was good for me

[02:08:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you unlock new shit

[02:08:20] [SPEAKER_03]: By doing those challenges and stuff too

[02:08:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was just accessories wasn't it

[02:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like hats and

[02:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Necklace and stuff

[02:08:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we had a lot of accessories that I was buying

[02:08:30] [SPEAKER_04]: At the end

[02:08:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That's still pretty fucking sweet

[02:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Again, I had something I was going to say

[02:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But I totally forgot

[02:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah

[02:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I was looking at your notes

[02:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about the racing

[02:08:45] [SPEAKER_03]: The fashion shows

[02:08:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And again

[02:08:50] [SPEAKER_03]: This reminds me of the chow garden

[02:08:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Sonic Adventure a little bit

[02:08:53] [SPEAKER_03]: This game has a little bit of everything man

[02:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I fucking love the chow garden

[02:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But I never got to do the fashion show

[02:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: With the racing, we didn't get that far

[02:09:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But they're there

[02:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: P Factor

[02:09:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's called P Factor, hell yeah

[02:09:08] [SPEAKER_03]: The dick factor

[02:09:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is like how

[02:09:11] [SPEAKER_04]: How strong is the stream

[02:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think I might have done this like once

[02:09:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I for sure lost though

[02:09:20] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[02:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That's cool, yeah, I forgot about that

[02:09:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like

[02:09:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Some of the Pokemon games have stuff like this

[02:09:28] [SPEAKER_04]: You put like the ruby

[02:09:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Or sapphire remakes

[02:09:31] [SPEAKER_04]: You could put bows on your Pikachu and send them out there

[02:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You had to feed them those sour candies and shit

[02:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: For no different

[02:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Natures like different flavors

[02:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the candy, yeah

[02:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I figured it out

[02:09:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I just want to tell us all about it

[02:09:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I remember

[02:09:49] [SPEAKER_05]: He said a bloody music video

[02:09:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And I remember being a teenager

[02:09:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And they titled this

[02:09:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The bloodiest music video ever

[02:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's wretched

[02:09:59] [SPEAKER_05]: A preservation of immortality

[02:10:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And I just used to eat this shit up

[02:10:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Whenever I was a teenager

[02:10:04] [SPEAKER_05]: In my emo days

[02:10:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is edgy as fuck

[02:10:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It was so edgy and I was like yeah

[02:10:11] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I like

[02:10:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I was expecting either you were going to bring out the

[02:10:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Jerome Corpse Aviator music video or

[02:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: What is it

[02:10:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I haven't heard this song in so long

[02:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: This is making me intensely happy

[02:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Horsesfire is so fucking good

[02:10:27] [SPEAKER_05]: About to add this shit to my Spotify playlist

[02:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Hold on, hold on, hold on

[02:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a good one

[02:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Pig destroyer is what I always think about

[02:10:37] [SPEAKER_04]: With like their, they have the

[02:10:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Prowler and they are music video

[02:10:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Not music video, the album art

[02:10:43] [SPEAKER_04]: That I, like as soon as I think of

[02:10:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Bloody Thing

[02:10:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like yeah

[02:10:48] [SPEAKER_05]: They're just like standing playing music

[02:10:50] [SPEAKER_05]: With like intros hanging around them

[02:10:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And like blood pouring down their face

[02:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: There was, so there's

[02:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: This music video that

[02:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: My buddies and I used to clown

[02:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: All over, I'm pretty sure everybody

[02:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Clowned all over, it was from this band

[02:11:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Design the Skyline

[02:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And I forget what the name

[02:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the song was

[02:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me see if I can find it, but it's the most

[02:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[02:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, this is the most

[02:11:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Emotion ever, it's um

[02:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god

[02:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Look at these people

[02:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[02:11:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it surrounded by silence

[02:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It might be

[02:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Might be, come on

[02:11:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man, this is some real crab

[02:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Corset

[02:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They're in a forest

[02:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's

[02:11:46] [SPEAKER_04]: This is it

[02:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then there's this one

[02:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I remember this one dude, he's on the piano

[02:11:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Or keyboard or whatever, I forget what his hair

[02:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: They all have different hairdos which is cool by the way

[02:11:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And this one dude's on the keyboard, he's like crouched

[02:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Real low and he's like

[02:11:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's doing the crowd core thing

[02:12:01] [SPEAKER_03]: The piano's just doing like do, do, do

[02:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Do like the most simple

[02:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Shit

[02:12:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, this sucks

[02:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's terrible, it's fun to show

[02:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Your friends though, like if you're drinking

[02:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Then you're just slamming some wings

[02:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Like dude, do you want to see the worst possible shit ever

[02:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[02:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching the video now, I want to see that fucking keyboard guy

[02:12:23] [SPEAKER_05]: The signless skyline one makes me think of like broken side

[02:12:26] [SPEAKER_05]: For some reason

[02:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude they suck too

[02:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, these guys definitely like kids

[02:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: 3, 4, lock your door

[02:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: 5, 6, something

[02:12:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Sick

[02:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh there's the keyboard guy

[02:12:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Come on, let me see that fucking hairdo

[02:12:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Got those gauges, he's got like the 2 inch

[02:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Gages

[02:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: In his ear

[02:12:49] [SPEAKER_05]: These are the days

[02:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The main singer guy

[02:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: With like the blue streaks in his hair

[02:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He looks like Steven Tyler

[02:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Or is that the Aerosmith guy

[02:12:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I would have watched this when I was a teenager

[02:13:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And been like man, every single one of these guys

[02:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Are so hot

[02:13:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's not

[02:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: So bad

[02:13:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That is what they were dressed up like that for

[02:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I was the perfect age

[02:13:13] [SPEAKER_05]: For him too

[02:13:13] [SPEAKER_05]: 13 years old

[02:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Vinnyada's more right

[02:13:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Listeners go watch this surrounded by

[02:13:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Silent's music video

[02:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: By design the skyline, it's awesome

[02:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You know usually whenever I'm doing

[02:13:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Like the art, I have trouble

[02:13:28] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a couple, like one or two things will jump out

[02:13:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And like I could put this in the thumbnail

[02:13:31] [SPEAKER_04]: This one's got like 100 things that I would like to put in the thumbnail

[02:13:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know what I'm gonna do

[02:13:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So the thumbnail might just be a big black box

[02:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: With just a bunch of references

[02:13:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Like it's all the references

[02:13:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't even put like the Viva Pinata art

[02:13:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Make just make your own

[02:13:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Viva Pinata art completely out of

[02:13:48] [SPEAKER_05]: All of the references

[02:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna toss a link in the chat

[02:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom there you go, you can put that somewhere in the

[02:13:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god

[02:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: No this one's got a

[02:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Pyramid or some shit, hold on

[02:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom

[02:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Boom

[02:14:03] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this?

[02:14:05] [SPEAKER_04]: HGP Error 404

[02:14:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh what the fuck

[02:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I don't

[02:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I must have clicked the wrong thing

[02:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, they're cool

[02:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Those are some cool guys

[02:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Real cool dudes

[02:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: What a nice cereal box

[02:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we talking about

[02:14:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Fashion show

[02:14:28] [SPEAKER_04]: New voice

[02:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: We're about to get negative

[02:14:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Time for the negatives of this game

[02:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: We kind of brought them up a couple of times

[02:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Besides the pop ups

[02:14:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Our pinata garden

[02:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Is just completely bugged

[02:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So there's like not a lot of shit in there

[02:14:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But there's a glitch where

[02:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And apparently this is a widespread phenomenon

[02:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And

[02:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: The pinata garden

[02:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The game thinks that it's full

[02:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Of something

[02:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But we have a bunch of things

[02:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: We have a bunch of pinatas that have died

[02:15:01] [SPEAKER_04]: But we can't recruit anymore because

[02:15:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Our pinatas are full and we can't trap anyone

[02:15:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Because our garden is full

[02:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: We can't buy anything because our garden is full

[02:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: We can't even buy

[02:15:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Accessories for pinatas

[02:15:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Because our garden is full

[02:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't even make sense

[02:15:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And so the only way to fix that apparently

[02:15:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Is to just delete your garden

[02:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And start over

[02:15:21] [SPEAKER_04]: That sucks to ask me

[02:15:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's something about the amount of items

[02:15:27] [SPEAKER_04]: That have been generated over time

[02:15:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And I think if you play the game in long stretches of time

[02:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It's more likely to happen to you

[02:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, so I lost complete

[02:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Ability to do anything

[02:15:36] [SPEAKER_04]: All I could do was like destroy things

[02:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Or like harvest things