Episode 168: TimeSplitters Future Perfect - Batman Begin

[00:00:00] This is a visual novel horror game that at times involves quite intensely graphic gore and body horror. The kind that would have a hard R, oh no, rating as a movie theater.

[00:00:14] What movies are you watching bro? What movie theater has the hard R rating bro?

[00:00:23] White savior movies.

[00:00:25] Dude, have you seen a cooperative podcast? Each pod we play through a cooperative experience related to you the listener. If this game is the crendle of crema co-op or something better off of it,

[00:00:38] we're all playing solo. I'm your host Nave and I'm here with my co-op partner Rachel. Say hello Rachel.

[00:00:43] Hi Rachel. This is my girlfriend. This is the person that I've been living with. I've been bringing up every now and then on the show.

[00:00:50] We're here together. We played TimeSplitters last week. I talked about it. I didn't know if I was going to do an episode on this.

[00:00:56] Some scheduling stuff fell through. So here we are talking about TimeSplitters podcast debut. Rachel, how does it feel?

[00:01:03] Here is a last resort.

[00:01:05] Yes, always a last resort. Bringing the old ladies on.

[00:01:09] You being the first time guest on the podcast, we usually have a question.

[00:01:14] The question is not written down in here anymore. It used to be.

[00:01:18] The co-op question. Do you have any co-op experiences in your life?

[00:01:22] Like what do you think about whenever you think about co-op?

[00:01:24] Like what is the first thing that comes to your mind? The most impactful story?

[00:01:29] God, I didn't know this was a question. Why do you do this to me?

[00:01:34] Uh, Gears of War, playing that for the first time and being Dom the whole time.

[00:01:40] Yeah. I mean, I was also Dom. Got a lot of love for Santiago.

[00:01:43] Uh, whenever the Gears of War E-Day thing popped up. You weren't living here yet, but I was texting you about it.

[00:01:49] Yeah. Like I, I watched it and I was just like crying instantly cause I fucking love those characters.

[00:01:56] I think that I asked you like a week ago to play Gears of War with me.

[00:02:00] And if you would have played Gears of War with me last week, we could have talked about that.

[00:02:04] And I would have been like so fucking jazzed. Okay.

[00:02:08] So fucking jazzed. I mean, you have, did you play every single one of them?

[00:02:12] Yeah. I've played all of the Gears game. Even like the one with Baird as the main character.

[00:02:17] Yeah. Judgment.

[00:02:18] Yeah.

[00:02:19] I mean, yeah, they're pretty good. They're hot topics. A lot of people are always trying to get on and talk about those.

[00:02:24] We've talked about the newest ones. So we talked from Judgment up. So like we missed the good ones.

[00:02:31] Like in Gears five, I was the robot the whole time because I played with two other people and they were both like, we want guns.

[00:02:39] And I was like, okay, I'll just be the robot.

[00:02:41] You tase people, dude. The robot is the taser.

[00:02:44] And then I cried and I was angry and I'm still angry, but you know.

[00:02:49] I don't know what you cried about. Gears of War five is fucking stupid.

[00:02:52] Cause I was the fucking robot. Okay.

[00:02:55] Oh yeah. It's just a robot. Nobody cares. Right?

[00:02:59] I'm always the robot. Even in TimeSplitters, I was the robot.

[00:03:03] Yeah. There is a TimeSplitters robot. And he, and he sucks too.

[00:03:07] Co-op questions done. Gears of War. A very popular answer. Gears of War actually.

[00:03:12] We are gaming together a cooperative podcast.

[00:03:14] Actually, I want to bring up this fucking tweet that I was laughing about earlier.

[00:03:17] Do you know who Michael Caine is?

[00:03:20] Yes.

[00:03:22] Hold on. Don't look it up.

[00:03:24] Can you read that for everyone listening?

[00:03:28] This is from the Michael Caine.

[00:03:30] If you don't know who that is, that is the person.

[00:03:32] Well, read the tweet. It'll make more sense.

[00:03:35] Why do we fall?

[00:03:37] So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

[00:03:39] Batman Begins.

[00:03:43] Batman Begins.

[00:03:44] Batman Begins. Indeed.

[00:03:45] He do be certain.

[00:03:47] Batman Do Begin.

[00:03:48] He is the person who played Jenkins or whatever the fucking Butler's name is in Batman Begins.

[00:03:55] Alfred? I don't know. DC. Blech.

[00:03:58] Yeah. But Batman Begins. I love, I don't know what it is about bad grammar.

[00:04:02] We were playing, oh God.

[00:04:04] So I talked about this last week too, but we were playing a bunch of Jackbox and we have, I have a friend Christian who is just, he just does not know how to spell.

[00:04:13] He's like basically illiterate. And he does so well in Jackbox because of how much it cracks me up seeing the stupid shit that he writes and just trying to interpret, like trying to see the world through his eyes.

[00:04:27] So we actually have a character on Cult of the Lamb based off of one of his words he misspelled.

[00:04:33] I was going to, I don't even know what-

[00:04:35] It was Clum. I don't, I have no fucking idea what he was saying, but it was Clum. C-L-U-M.

[00:04:43] It was like, the question was like, it was like Quiplash and the question was like, what do you hate about teenagers or something? And then he said, when they clum up.

[00:04:53] And I'm like, what does that fucking mean? Like, what does that mean?

[00:04:58] I think it was extensively funnier because we were so intoxicated.

[00:05:03] Yeah. Jackbox, you can't play that sober. I don't know how people play games like that sober.

[00:05:07] Fucking grammar is the funniest thing to me. I had the stupidest sense of humor.

[00:05:12] Anyways, we're a gaming podcast and we talk about video games occasionally.

[00:05:17] Um, Philip, as you can tell, Philip is not here. Uh, he's still fighting through heaven or whatever the fuck he's doing on his off time.

[00:05:23] So Rachel, do you have any games that you've been playing recently that you want to talk about? I have a fucking extensive list.

[00:05:31] So if you don't really know what to say, I could just start interspurring games in there.

[00:05:37] Uh, I finished The Devil and Me today. It took far longer than I expected. It could have been like three hours shorter and I would have been happy.

[00:05:47] But it was fun. I like it. I like those games, the Dark Anthology series. That's what it's called, right?

[00:05:54] Dark Pictures Anthology? Yeah. Um, it would have been, it would have been half as long if we played it in co-op.

[00:05:59] Well, it probably would have been half as long if I would have just let everyone die as quickly as possible.

[00:06:04] But I wanted the old dude to live and he fucking died because I accidentally hit a, I hit Y whenever the breathing event came up on accident.

[00:06:16] And he just instantly fucking died. There was no second chance. He was just dead.

[00:06:21] Amazing. Meat hook in the chest hanging from the ceiling.

[00:06:25] Yeah. I was devastated.

[00:06:27] And just for people who are listening, that's not like a spoiler. Everyone can die.

[00:06:31] So it's like, it's a choice game. Like you make choices. It's like goosebumps. Choose your own path or whatever.

[00:06:37] I should have let Mark and whatever her name was hit that rock in the boat, honestly.

[00:06:42] Yeah. Well, I mean, a spoiler alert for our episode, we did an episode on Devil and Me, me and Phillip, and that is what happened.

[00:06:49] Phillip missed the quick time event and exploded at the very end. He missed the very last quick time event.

[00:06:55] And it was just a, out of nowhere, there's just a rock in the middle of a lake that you have to jump out of. It's so stupid.

[00:07:03] And I don't even know if it's, I don't know how that ending works. If you have different people, you somehow ended up with the same two people that me and Phillip did.

[00:07:13] But I'm pretty sure that everybody can die. Like, so that's weird. Maybe those two characters are just the hardest one. They maybe they had the least opportunities to get killed.

[00:07:23] No, because Aaron or whatever, what is her name? Is it? No, it's not Aaron. Aaron's the dumb bitch with asthma.

[00:07:29] Uh, whatever her name is. The girl, uh, like the front lady, who's the like, redheaded star of the show. Yeah. She had so many opportunities to die, but I killed everyone else over her. I chose to let her live.

[00:07:45] No, because like you, you, you just said, what's her, what's his name? You failed one breathing event and then he died instantly. There was like four quick time events you fucked up. And then she just miraculously didn't die. And I was like, oh, that, that, that is true.

[00:08:00] I think that she's like the, the kid gloves, you know, I think you have to like purposefully.

[00:08:05] Yeah. I think you have to like either choose to like in the part where it's like her Aaron or her or the.

[00:08:12] God, Aaron is the only characters whose name I remember. And I hated her the most.

[00:08:18] Yeah. Someone's name's Mike and that I just kept sawing it pop up. I just, okay. I, even then my memory is that bad. I don't know. I just literally watched you beat it today.

[00:08:28] And so, and I forgot everything. Um, the fun thing about that, those games though, is that you half of the co-op.

[00:08:36] If you, I mean, if you play the co-op in local, everyone takes turns. And so you can like assign characters to different people.

[00:08:42] And then there are moments where you have to pass the controller really fast because someone's in danger.

[00:08:48] And like, so it's like, like, usually it's like Austin, it's your turn or whatever you say your name as, uh, clumb, clumb up.

[00:08:55] It's your turn. And then, uh, sometimes it's like quickly give it to, give it to Rachel right now.

[00:09:00] And so it's, that's really interesting. But the other way is online where the game, the game is always splitting up everyone up into two parties generally.

[00:09:10] And so one person is just controlling one and one's controlling the other. The only problem with that is like, it's sometimes very lopsided.

[00:09:16] Like one character has a lot to do. It's obviously like the path that the single player campaign is supposed to go.

[00:09:22] And then the other person's kind of just wandering around getting lore and shit. And so that happens a couple of times.

[00:09:28] But I, I really, really like those games. That's probably my least favorite one out of all of them.

[00:09:32] Um, yeah, I'd like to play it until Don again soon. I haven't played that in like five years and I, I don't, I didn't play it on my account.

[00:09:40] So I like, don't have any of the achievements for it. So I'd like to do that at some point.

[00:09:44] Well, I was going to say it's a PlayStation game, so it probably got remastered three times.

[00:09:49] And so it'll have a bunch of different trophy lists. So, but if you, if you don't have a PlayStation again, then you can just do it all over again anyway.

[00:09:56] But that one's probably the best one. That one has like probably the biggest actors in it.

[00:10:01] Yeah. It has like Hayden Panettiere and she was, she's like a fucking superstar.

[00:10:08] And, uh, I don't remember any of the rest of the cast's name, but I can think of their faces.

[00:10:14] Yeah. I don't know anyone's faces.

[00:10:15] It had a lot of very big stars in it at the time, at least. Cause like she was like doing heroes at the time.

[00:10:21] And that was a big show that people liked.

[00:10:25] The only, the only reason I knew Michael Caine's name is cause I'm staring at the tweet by him.

[00:10:29] Um, I, I know her from like bring it on. So that was my shit. Cheerleading movies.

[00:10:35] Michael Caine?

[00:10:36] No.

[00:10:37] He was the main, main, he was the main girl?

[00:10:40] Yeah. He was a Taurus from bring it on.

[00:10:43] Yeah. The one that wore the, the mini skirt. I remember.

[00:10:45] Yeah. He was actually the leader of the Clovers.

[00:10:49] It's just a reference you won't get at all.

[00:10:51] Mm-mm. Not at all. Uh, do you have any other games that you were, that you were playing through? I mean, I see what you're playing all the time. I know what you're playing.

[00:10:58] Uh, I started Fallout 4 again on Xbox so that I can get achievements cause I've only played it on Steam.

[00:11:05] Like, I, I kinda wish I would've started New Vegas instead because that's the one I've played like the least of.

[00:11:12] I, I guarantee you, you can just console command.

[00:11:15] I don't know. I'm not a lame-ass cheater. I don't care.

[00:11:19] But you can console command cause I have done it on Steam and spawned a bunch of Death Claws everywhere cause it was fun.

[00:11:26] No, I meant like console command to get all the achievements.

[00:11:28] Oh, that's lame.

[00:11:30] Yeah, you can.

[00:11:31] Cause the, the Fallout 4 for Xbox, uh, completion estimation is like a hundred something hours and then for Windows it is four hours.

[00:11:39] I don't have to like be a completionist. I just like.

[00:11:44] Nah, fuck that dude. You already got the achievements once.

[00:11:46] 60% of them and I'm fine. I don't care.

[00:11:49] If you look at my achievement history, it's like you have one achievement in like 80 games because I just give up on games so quickly.

[00:11:59] I mean, I fucking, I mean, everyone does that. That's the, that's the era that we're in right now.

[00:12:04] I did that on Fallout 3. I don't give a fucking shit.

[00:12:07] I'm, I'm, I'm, I console commanded the shit out of those achievements.

[00:12:10] I love Fallout 3. Fallout 3 is like my favorite Fallout. Fuck everyone. I don't give a fuck. Fuck New Vegas.

[00:12:17] Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm more nostalgic for 3, but New Vegas is superior in almost every way.

[00:12:23] Besides maybe the vibe.

[00:12:25] The only thing that makes New Vegas superior is Boon.

[00:12:28] Goon?

[00:12:29] Boon? He's one of the companions you can get.

[00:12:32] I don't fucking know. I know Arcade Ganon.

[00:12:35] Well, Boon is my favorite companion. He's the dude at the Dinosaur Town.

[00:12:41] I don't remember. I think I always just rocked with Arcade Ganon because his name had Arcade in it.

[00:12:45] And I was like, oh, I'm a pro gamer. So I probably should carry this guy around.

[00:12:49] Yeah, I mean, Fallout 3's got like, you know, like Bioshock 1 and 2.

[00:12:52] Like Bioshock 1 has this really thick, amazing atmosphere.

[00:12:56] And Bioshock 2 has like probably better gameplay.

[00:12:58] But like everything else is like not as good.

[00:13:01] It's probably kind of like that, I think.

[00:13:03] Except people really do think that New Vegas has a better environment.

[00:13:07] People.

[00:13:07] I don't know what it is.

[00:13:08] Like Fallout 3 is just so lived in, it feels like.

[00:13:12] I don't know.

[00:13:12] Even though everything, all of these Fallout games are empty.

[00:13:14] All Bethesda games are empty.

[00:13:16] But it's like Fallout 3 has this like charm that New Vegas does.

[00:13:21] And New Vegas feels more like an expansion.

[00:13:23] I remember being like 16 years old and putting in like 400 hours into Fallout 3.

[00:13:29] And just doing everything I possibly could.

[00:13:32] I spent so much time on that game.

[00:13:33] I loved it.

[00:13:35] Other than New Vegas, everyone was like, ah, we're jerking off to New Vegas.

[00:13:39] And I was like, no, I'm just going to go play Fallout 3 some more.

[00:13:43] You just sound like a hipster.

[00:13:45] I might be.

[00:13:46] You have anything else?

[00:13:47] Anything else?

[00:13:50] We played Cult of the Lamb.

[00:13:52] I was going to ask you to play that.

[00:13:53] But now we're doing this instead.

[00:13:55] So.

[00:13:56] Yeah.

[00:13:58] Unfortunately.

[00:13:58] I have obligations.

[00:14:01] Fiduciary obligations.

[00:14:02] Is that a word?

[00:14:03] Is that a phrase?

[00:14:04] Is that a term?

[00:14:04] I don't know.

[00:14:05] Sure.

[00:14:05] Um.

[00:14:07] Cult of the Lamb.

[00:14:08] It's like, it's supposed to be real cute.

[00:14:10] And, you know, creepy or whatever.

[00:14:12] I think I like the building aspect more than the actual roguelite aspect.

[00:14:18] Because that's what I like to do.

[00:14:20] Because you get big angie out there.

[00:14:22] Just throwing controllers at your head, you know.

[00:14:25] Yeah.

[00:14:25] I mean.

[00:14:26] I die.

[00:14:26] I mean, the game's hard.

[00:14:27] So, I mean.

[00:14:28] There's not a lot you can do about that.

[00:14:30] I mean, you can make the difficulty lower.

[00:14:33] That's a thing you can do.

[00:14:35] We're not going to do that.

[00:14:37] Yeah.

[00:14:37] That's dumb and lame.

[00:14:38] Um.

[00:14:39] I mean, I've already beat it.

[00:14:41] I don't really want to talk about it a whole lot from my perspective.

[00:14:44] Because I'm pretty sure we're going to do an episode on it at some point.

[00:14:46] But yeah.

[00:14:46] Cult of the Lamb is really good.

[00:14:47] And I recommend it.

[00:14:48] Oh.

[00:14:48] So, the whole reason why we're doing it is because it just released with co-op mode.

[00:14:51] I don't know if we've talked about this on the show.

[00:14:53] But, like.

[00:14:54] It just released with co-op mode.

[00:14:56] So.

[00:14:57] I've been replaying it with Rachel on her account.

[00:14:59] So, she's getting the achievements and stuff.

[00:15:01] And I bought the DLC.

[00:15:02] But I don't know what the DLC actually does.

[00:15:32] Um.

[00:15:34] That one day.

[00:15:35] Yeah.

[00:15:36] People want me to play that.

[00:15:37] I mean.

[00:15:37] I mean.

[00:15:38] I'm hoping I get a computer pretty soon.

[00:15:39] But.

[00:15:40] I'm pretty sure everyone I play video games with is going to hate Phasmophobia.

[00:15:45] And they're only going to play.

[00:15:47] play it because I want them to.

[00:15:49] So, I'm excited.

[00:15:51] But that's all. That's all I've been playing.

[00:15:53] You know. So, I got a fucking

[00:15:55] giant list here. But it's only

[00:15:57] 20 minutes in, so we're keeping time.

[00:15:59] You've been grinding.

[00:16:01] I got a lot of games done. It's like,

[00:16:03] every other week, I'll just beat a bunch.

[00:16:05] Especially when they're like...

[00:16:06] And you do it all in one day.

[00:16:09] Somehow. You finish two or three

[00:16:11] games in one day, all of a sudden.

[00:16:13] Because you've just been going back and

[00:16:15] forth.

[00:16:16] Yeah.

[00:16:17] I genuinely juggled like 25

[00:16:19] games at one time.

[00:16:21] And Rachel gets to see that in

[00:16:23] person. It probably really sucks.

[00:16:25] Because she really... I mean, I'm saying

[00:16:27] you're right there. I'm talking

[00:16:29] to you. You really like

[00:16:31] Lost Judgment, right? And I'm just

[00:16:33] like, never playing it.

[00:16:35] Yeah. I'm just never gonna get

[00:16:37] to experience the rest of that

[00:16:39] story because you're too busy dancing

[00:16:41] with high schoolers and impressing

[00:16:43] them on with your skateboarding skills.

[00:16:46] So, you know...

[00:16:47] It's really important.

[00:16:48] Really important for Yagami to

[00:16:50] impress all of these children

[00:16:51] because he has to get information

[00:16:53] from them.

[00:16:53] Yeah.

[00:16:54] That's the only way.

[00:16:54] That's obviously...

[00:16:56] That's the only reason to impress

[00:16:58] children is for information.

[00:17:00] Yeah.

[00:17:01] What does Ohio mean?

[00:17:03] I need to know.

[00:17:04] I have no idea.

[00:17:05] I think it's supposed to mean

[00:17:07] bad.

[00:17:08] God, I hope so.

[00:17:09] Speaking of bad...

[00:17:11] Golden Sun.

[00:17:13] I'm just joking.

[00:17:14] It's pretty good.

[00:17:15] I beat it.

[00:17:16] I fucking hated

[00:17:18] the last dungeon.

[00:17:20] And that...

[00:17:20] I really

[00:17:21] get upset

[00:17:23] when I'm at the end

[00:17:24] of a game that I'm

[00:17:25] relatively enjoying

[00:17:27] and there is just a

[00:17:28] horrible experience

[00:17:29] at the end.

[00:17:30] And I try as hard

[00:17:32] as I can.

[00:17:33] This is why Final Fantasy X

[00:17:34] is at the bottom of B tier.

[00:17:36] Because the end of that game

[00:17:38] is fucking terrible.

[00:17:39] And all of the extra shit

[00:17:42] that you do before the end

[00:17:43] of the game

[00:17:43] is even worse.

[00:17:45] So it's like...

[00:17:46] It's like the worst shit

[00:17:47] I've ever...

[00:17:48] Final Fantasy mini-games

[00:17:50] are actual...

[00:17:52] It's the fucking

[00:17:53] bubonic plague.

[00:17:54] It's terrible.

[00:17:56] It makes me so mad

[00:17:57] reliving it.

[00:17:58] What it is

[00:17:59] is the fucking

[00:18:00] chocobo race.

[00:18:01] Because I wanted to get

[00:18:02] at least

[00:18:03] Tidus' fucking

[00:18:04] ultimate weapon.

[00:18:05] How is it the chocobo race

[00:18:07] and not fucking Blitzball?

[00:18:09] The worst Final Fantasy

[00:18:10] mini-game of all time.

[00:18:12] Oh my god.

[00:18:12] I just gave up.

[00:18:13] I didn't even attempt it.

[00:18:15] Fucking garbage.

[00:18:16] I hate it so...

[00:18:17] I love Final Fantasy

[00:18:18] mini-games.

[00:18:19] But Blitzball

[00:18:20] was fucking cancer.

[00:18:22] What Final Fantasy

[00:18:24] mini-game is good?

[00:18:25] That's not...

[00:18:26] Triple Triad?

[00:18:27] ...a car game.

[00:18:29] Uh...

[00:18:30] I loved all of...

[00:18:31] Like, all of the ones

[00:18:32] from Final Fantasy 7

[00:18:34] at the...

[00:18:35] What is that fucking

[00:18:35] place called?

[00:18:36] The Golden Saucer.

[00:18:37] Those are terrible.

[00:18:38] Go back and play them

[00:18:39] right now.

[00:18:40] No, I played them

[00:18:41] whenever I was like

[00:18:42] seven.

[00:18:43] Have fun now

[00:18:44] as an adult.

[00:18:44] They were incredibly fun

[00:18:45] whenever I was a child.

[00:18:47] And my parents were like,

[00:18:48] here, play this.

[00:18:49] I don't want to.

[00:18:50] Which probably says

[00:18:52] something,

[00:18:52] but I had a great

[00:18:53] fucking time, okay?

[00:18:55] Yeah, preserve that.

[00:18:56] If you replay that game,

[00:18:57] just don't go into

[00:18:58] the Golden Saucer.

[00:18:59] Just fucking skip

[00:19:00] all that shit.

[00:19:00] I'm just going to

[00:19:01] remember it as the

[00:19:02] greatest, you know,

[00:19:04] great time.

[00:19:05] Except some of them

[00:19:06] are mandatory.

[00:19:08] So...

[00:19:08] Anyways, you were

[00:19:09] saying about the

[00:19:09] chocobo racing

[00:19:10] in Final Fantasy 10.

[00:19:12] What about it?

[00:19:12] It's the worst

[00:19:13] fucking shit that I've

[00:19:14] ever experienced

[00:19:14] in a video game.

[00:19:15] It's the worst thing

[00:19:16] I've ever put myself

[00:19:17] through.

[00:19:17] It took me three hours.

[00:19:19] It took me three hours.

[00:19:21] Because you don't

[00:19:22] just beat it.

[00:19:23] You have to...

[00:19:23] Oh, you don't...

[00:19:25] Oh my god.

[00:19:25] So like, you get

[00:19:27] these balloons.

[00:19:28] I don't remember

[00:19:28] exactly what you do.

[00:19:29] It's like balloons,

[00:19:30] I think.

[00:19:31] Or like little

[00:19:32] fucking Pac-Man pellets.

[00:19:33] There's something

[00:19:34] floating and you're

[00:19:34] running around

[00:19:35] collecting them.

[00:19:36] And there are

[00:19:37] bullets or arrows

[00:19:38] or something

[00:19:39] flying at you

[00:19:40] from random

[00:19:41] directions.

[00:19:42] If you get hit,

[00:19:44] your time goes up.

[00:19:45] And if you get a

[00:19:46] balloon, your time

[00:19:47] goes down.

[00:19:48] And so it takes

[00:19:48] like 15 to 20

[00:19:50] seconds to get to

[00:19:50] the end.

[00:19:51] If you're fast.

[00:19:52] And then you

[00:19:53] need the time

[00:19:54] to be zero.

[00:19:56] So you not only

[00:19:57] need to go as fast

[00:19:58] as possible,

[00:19:58] but you also need

[00:19:59] to not get hit

[00:20:00] more than like

[00:20:01] once or twice.

[00:20:02] And also when you

[00:20:03] get hit, it like

[00:20:04] fucking stun locks

[00:20:05] you for a second.

[00:20:06] And then like,

[00:20:07] you also need to

[00:20:08] collect enough

[00:20:08] pellets to make

[00:20:10] the time go down

[00:20:11] all the way.

[00:20:11] Which is like

[00:20:12] over half of them.

[00:20:13] So it's like,

[00:20:14] you can't just

[00:20:15] beeline every

[00:20:16] the same way.

[00:20:17] Because it's

[00:20:18] random.

[00:20:18] The fucking things

[00:20:19] are in different

[00:20:19] spots all the time.

[00:20:20] And the arrows

[00:20:20] are shooting in

[00:20:21] different spots

[00:20:22] every time.

[00:20:22] It's the fucking

[00:20:23] worst.

[00:20:23] And it's like,

[00:20:24] you know how old

[00:20:25] Resident Evil games?

[00:20:26] I don't want to go

[00:20:27] into this.

[00:20:27] It's fucking the

[00:20:28] worst thing that I've

[00:20:29] ever put myself

[00:20:30] through.

[00:20:30] Let's just leave

[00:20:31] it at that.

[00:20:31] And so this game

[00:20:32] was like a high A

[00:20:33] and it dropped

[00:20:33] down to bottom

[00:20:34] of B.

[00:20:34] And every time

[00:20:35] I feel bad

[00:20:36] and feel like

[00:20:36] moving it up,

[00:20:37] I immediately

[00:20:38] remind myself

[00:20:39] of that fucking

[00:20:40] minigame.

[00:20:40] And how many

[00:20:42] years of my life

[00:20:43] I lost.

[00:20:44] Anyway,

[00:20:44] Golden Sun is

[00:20:45] below that.

[00:20:46] How about that?

[00:20:50] But it makes

[00:20:51] sense.

[00:20:51] What about Golden

[00:20:52] Sun?

[00:20:52] I don't even

[00:20:53] remember.

[00:20:54] Golden Sun is on

[00:20:55] the Switch.

[00:20:55] Golden Sun was

[00:20:56] the Game Boy

[00:20:57] Advance game

[00:20:57] I've been playing.

[00:20:58] That was that

[00:20:58] one, yeah.

[00:20:59] It's on the

[00:21:00] Switch.

[00:21:00] It's emulated so

[00:21:01] it has like the

[00:21:02] rewind function and

[00:21:03] everything.

[00:21:03] And if it didn't

[00:21:04] have that, I

[00:21:04] probably wouldn't

[00:21:05] have beaten this

[00:21:05] game.

[00:21:06] Yeah.

[00:21:06] I was just like

[00:21:07] sitting next to

[00:21:08] you while you

[00:21:08] were playing it,

[00:21:09] just feeling your

[00:21:10] body just tense

[00:21:11] up with rage

[00:21:13] progressively more

[00:21:14] and more until it

[00:21:15] felt like you were

[00:21:16] going to fucking

[00:21:16] explode.

[00:21:17] Well, it's like

[00:21:18] I wasn't, okay,

[00:21:20] you will get locked

[00:21:22] in a fight and the

[00:21:24] way that the magic

[00:21:25] works in this game,

[00:21:26] it's really cool

[00:21:27] except when you

[00:21:30] have all these

[00:21:31] gens and they

[00:21:32] all have different

[00:21:32] elements and

[00:21:33] whenever you put

[00:21:33] them on your

[00:21:34] characters who also

[00:21:35] have elements

[00:21:35] assigned to them,

[00:21:36] it changes the

[00:21:38] magic.

[00:21:38] And so sometimes

[00:21:39] you are expecting

[00:21:41] your healer to

[00:21:42] have a heal but

[00:21:43] you accidentally

[00:21:43] left the fire

[00:21:44] gen on and so

[00:21:46] now she has

[00:21:46] like a fucking

[00:21:47] sword attack

[00:21:49] and you go

[00:21:50] back to your

[00:21:51] other guy who's

[00:21:52] like maybe this

[00:21:53] guy has a heal

[00:21:53] and he doesn't,

[00:21:55] he has revive but

[00:21:55] no heal and

[00:21:56] like it's just me

[00:21:57] fucking up the

[00:21:58] gins in some

[00:21:59] weird way because

[00:22:01] I summoned and

[00:22:02] then like you

[00:22:03] can get fucking

[00:22:04] locked in that and

[00:22:05] so what you can do

[00:22:06] is like rewind but

[00:22:07] in the there's a

[00:22:07] problem whenever

[00:22:08] you're fighting like

[00:22:09] bosses and stuff

[00:22:10] like what are you

[00:22:10] going to do,

[00:22:11] right?

[00:22:11] You have to beat

[00:22:12] the boss.

[00:22:13] I have to go

[00:22:13] back and grind but

[00:22:14] I don't want to

[00:22:15] grind.

[00:22:15] I want the game

[00:22:15] to be fucking

[00:22:16] over.

[00:22:17] Like I want the

[00:22:18] game to be over.

[00:22:19] Now the problem

[00:22:19] is that I

[00:22:20] didn't,

[00:22:21] okay,

[00:22:22] I wandered around

[00:22:23] the last dungeon

[00:22:24] for like six days

[00:22:25] like maybe an

[00:22:26] hour and a half

[00:22:28] of walking in

[00:22:29] circles in this

[00:22:30] dungeon and I'd

[00:22:31] put it down

[00:22:31] and then I'd pick

[00:22:33] it up the next

[00:22:33] day and I

[00:22:34] wouldn't remember

[00:22:35] the progress,

[00:22:35] all the rooms I

[00:22:37] had checked,

[00:22:37] I wouldn't

[00:22:37] remember anything

[00:22:38] so I would just

[00:22:38] wander in circles

[00:22:39] again and

[00:22:40] never,

[00:22:41] and so when,

[00:22:41] and I would

[00:22:42] look at these

[00:22:42] walkthroughs and

[00:22:43] the walkthrough

[00:22:44] would just be like

[00:22:45] when you go

[00:22:45] through the door

[00:22:46] with the five

[00:22:46] statues,

[00:22:47] just go north

[00:22:48] and then just

[00:22:49] go east

[00:22:49] and I'm like

[00:22:50] what the fuck

[00:22:51] do you mean

[00:22:52] go east?

[00:22:52] There's no east,

[00:22:54] there's nothing

[00:22:54] over there,

[00:22:55] there's just a

[00:22:56] cavern,

[00:22:56] like there's a

[00:22:57] gap,

[00:22:58] I don't know

[00:22:58] what I missed.

[00:22:59] The thing that

[00:23:00] I was missing

[00:23:01] is that there

[00:23:02] is like a

[00:23:04] sand river.

[00:23:06] When you see

[00:23:06] a river,

[00:23:07] the whole game

[00:23:08] you're conditioned

[00:23:09] to be like

[00:23:09] I can't cross

[00:23:10] that,

[00:23:11] but this

[00:23:12] sand river

[00:23:13] waterfall thing

[00:23:14] you can walk

[00:23:15] on,

[00:23:16] it makes sense

[00:23:17] because it's

[00:23:17] sand,

[00:23:17] it's not liquid,

[00:23:18] but it's like

[00:23:19] I figured,

[00:23:20] I saw something

[00:23:21] moving,

[00:23:21] I was like

[00:23:21] I can't

[00:23:22] walk on that,

[00:23:22] I never

[00:23:23] tried,

[00:23:23] I looked at

[00:23:24] it a thousand

[00:23:25] times and I

[00:23:26] was like

[00:23:26] I probably

[00:23:27] can't walk

[00:23:27] across that

[00:23:28] and so I

[00:23:28] never even

[00:23:28] tried.

[00:23:29] So once I

[00:23:29] saw somebody

[00:23:30] do that in

[00:23:30] a video,

[00:23:32] I beat the

[00:23:33] game that

[00:23:33] day,

[00:23:34] it still took

[00:23:35] me forever

[00:23:35] because even

[00:23:37] though I was

[00:23:37] trapped in

[00:23:37] that fucking

[00:23:39] labyrinth for

[00:23:39] so long,

[00:23:40] I was still

[00:23:41] somehow under

[00:23:41] leveled because

[00:23:42] that's how much

[00:23:43] grinding you're

[00:23:43] supposed to be

[00:23:44] doing in this

[00:23:44] game.

[00:23:46] It's really

[00:23:47] frustrating,

[00:23:48] but I did

[00:23:49] enjoy it.

[00:23:50] I didn't,

[00:23:51] so the way

[00:23:52] that I do

[00:23:53] this tier list,

[00:23:53] I'm moving

[00:23:54] these games

[00:23:54] around based

[00:23:55] on my vibes

[00:23:56] whenever I'm

[00:23:57] thinking about

[00:23:58] the game

[00:23:58] and my

[00:24:00] experience is

[00:24:00] coming off

[00:24:01] of it.

[00:24:01] So when I

[00:24:02] think about

[00:24:02] Final Fantasy

[00:24:03] 10,

[00:24:03] I have

[00:24:05] this severe

[00:24:06] rage about

[00:24:07] the end,

[00:24:08] right?

[00:24:09] Severe rage.

[00:24:10] But probably

[00:24:11] the highest,

[00:24:12] the only game

[00:24:12] on this list

[00:24:13] probably that

[00:24:13] even reaches

[00:24:14] that is

[00:24:14] Hotline

[00:24:14] Miami 2,

[00:24:15] I think.

[00:24:16] But almost

[00:24:17] all of the

[00:24:18] rest of it

[00:24:18] is very

[00:24:18] nostalgic.

[00:24:19] I,

[00:24:20] not like,

[00:24:21] not just

[00:24:21] nostalgic because

[00:24:22] I didn't beat

[00:24:23] this game as

[00:24:23] a kid.

[00:24:23] I played it,

[00:24:24] I didn't beat

[00:24:24] it.

[00:24:27] but it's

[00:24:28] very cozy

[00:24:28] and everything

[00:24:30] about it's cozy

[00:24:30] and so I just

[00:24:31] really,

[00:24:32] I,

[00:24:32] every,

[00:24:32] when I was

[00:24:33] playing it,

[00:24:33] I didn't play

[00:24:34] anything else.

[00:24:34] I just played

[00:24:35] this,

[00:24:35] that's it,

[00:24:37] for like a

[00:24:37] week.

[00:24:38] Final Fantasy

[00:24:39] 10 lives in

[00:24:40] my mind forever

[00:24:41] because of the

[00:24:42] tightest laugh.

[00:24:43] Yeah.

[00:24:43] Ah ha ha ha!

[00:24:45] Can you?

[00:24:45] Ah ha ha ha ha!

[00:24:48] That's,

[00:24:49] that's like,

[00:24:49] I think about

[00:24:50] that every

[00:24:51] fucking day

[00:24:52] of my life.

[00:24:52] Whenever someone

[00:24:53] says something

[00:24:54] stupid,

[00:24:54] that's what

[00:24:55] goes through

[00:24:55] my head.

[00:24:56] I shit you

[00:24:57] not,

[00:24:58] but back

[00:24:59] to Golden

[00:24:59] Sun.

[00:25:00] Makes,

[00:25:01] whenever you

[00:25:02] figured out

[00:25:03] the sand,

[00:25:04] by the way,

[00:25:04] I was in

[00:25:05] a different

[00:25:05] room of

[00:25:07] the apartment

[00:25:08] and I just

[00:25:08] hear,

[00:25:09] what the

[00:25:09] fuck?

[00:25:10] I can walk

[00:25:11] across the

[00:25:12] fucking

[00:25:12] sand?

[00:25:14] Ah,

[00:25:15] and so I

[00:25:16] had to come

[00:25:16] out and see

[00:25:17] what was going

[00:25:17] on and you

[00:25:18] were just

[00:25:18] livid.

[00:25:19] Yeah,

[00:25:20] I felt really

[00:25:20] stupid.

[00:25:21] Another game

[00:25:22] on this list

[00:25:22] made me feel

[00:25:23] stupid like that

[00:25:24] too.

[00:25:24] But anyway,

[00:25:24] Golden Sun,

[00:25:25] bottom of B

[00:25:25] tier,

[00:25:26] it's the last

[00:25:26] one on B.

[00:25:28] Just when I

[00:25:29] look at

[00:25:29] everything on

[00:25:30] B tier,

[00:25:31] I just,

[00:25:31] I feel like

[00:25:32] it's there.

[00:25:33] Like that's

[00:25:33] how I feel,

[00:25:34] but I don't

[00:25:34] think it

[00:25:34] deserves a

[00:25:35] B and C.

[00:25:35] And it's

[00:25:36] definitely better

[00:25:37] than Star Wars

[00:25:37] Dark Forces

[00:25:38] or The Evil

[00:25:38] Within.

[00:25:40] And B is

[00:25:41] good.

[00:25:42] Like people,

[00:25:43] every,

[00:25:43] I've been posting

[00:25:44] the tier list

[00:25:45] every time I

[00:25:45] beat a game,

[00:25:46] I've been

[00:25:46] posting it every

[00:25:47] couple days,

[00:25:47] and the only

[00:25:48] game that anyone's

[00:25:49] talking about on

[00:25:49] the fucking tier list

[00:25:50] right now is

[00:25:51] Golden Sun being in

[00:25:52] the bottom of B

[00:25:53] tier,

[00:25:53] and B is

[00:25:54] good.

[00:25:55] I think it's,

[00:25:56] it might be

[00:25:57] because you have

[00:25:57] Blood Wash like

[00:25:59] five games ahead

[00:26:00] of that.

[00:26:01] Blood Wash was

[00:26:02] sick,

[00:26:03] alright?

[00:26:03] Blood Wash

[00:26:03] fucked,

[00:26:04] it was just

[00:26:04] boring.

[00:26:05] Blood Wash was

[00:26:06] nauseating.

[00:26:07] It was fucking

[00:26:08] nauseating.

[00:26:09] And I was on

[00:26:09] fucking,

[00:26:11] well,

[00:26:11] I was intoxicated.

[00:26:13] Okay,

[00:26:13] anyway,

[00:26:14] Golden Sun,

[00:26:14] everyone,

[00:26:15] fucking calm

[00:26:15] down.

[00:26:16] Alright?

[00:26:17] Speaking of

[00:26:18] calming the

[00:26:18] fuck down,

[00:26:19] Kingdom Hearts,

[00:26:20] Kingdom Hearts

[00:26:21] fans rejoice.

[00:26:22] I put a Kingdom

[00:26:22] Hearts game in

[00:26:23] A tier.

[00:26:25] It was the

[00:26:25] rhythm game.

[00:26:26] I beat it,

[00:26:28] finally.

[00:26:28] And you watched

[00:26:29] me play it,

[00:26:29] and this game got

[00:26:30] on my fucking

[00:26:31] nerves too at

[00:26:32] the end.

[00:26:32] It also got on

[00:26:33] my nerves at

[00:26:34] the end,

[00:26:34] but that's because

[00:26:35] I was fucking

[00:26:36] starving and

[00:26:37] waiting to go

[00:26:37] eat.

[00:26:38] Okay,

[00:26:38] so,

[00:26:39] we'll talk about

[00:26:40] that in a

[00:26:40] second.

[00:26:41] This game

[00:26:42] is not like

[00:26:43] the greatest.

[00:26:45] It is just

[00:26:45] like,

[00:26:45] can you,

[00:26:46] can you close

[00:26:47] the door?

[00:26:47] Behind you,

[00:26:48] I'm bleeding

[00:26:48] a lot more

[00:26:48] now.

[00:26:49] Oh my god.

[00:26:51] Molly busted

[00:26:52] through the

[00:26:52] fucking front.

[00:26:53] Don't let her

[00:26:54] out.

[00:26:55] Don't let her

[00:26:55] out.

[00:26:56] here.

[00:26:56] Go down to

[00:26:57] your chair.

[00:26:57] I'm not

[00:26:58] leaving.

[00:26:59] Fuck that

[00:26:59] idiot.

[00:27:00] Punch that

[00:27:01] idiot right in

[00:27:01] the head.

[00:27:02] She's fucking,

[00:27:03] she's fucking

[00:27:03] rearing,

[00:27:04] ready to go.

[00:27:05] She's like,

[00:27:05] why the fuck

[00:27:06] did you close

[00:27:06] the door on

[00:27:07] me?

[00:27:07] Come here.

[00:27:08] Get under

[00:27:09] there.

[00:27:10] Anyway,

[00:27:11] Kingdom Hearts,

[00:27:12] the rhythm game,

[00:27:13] it's fine.

[00:27:14] Anytime that there

[00:27:15] are a,

[00:27:15] like a prolonged

[00:27:16] string of

[00:27:17] eighth notes,

[00:27:18] the game just

[00:27:19] fucking loses

[00:27:20] its mind.

[00:27:20] and it has no

[00:27:22] idea.

[00:27:22] I was trying to

[00:27:23] explain it to

[00:27:23] Rachel and I

[00:27:25] felt like I

[00:27:26] wasn't breaking

[00:27:26] through.

[00:27:27] And so I

[00:27:28] tried to

[00:27:28] explain it

[00:27:29] harder and

[00:27:31] more in

[00:27:31] detail,

[00:27:32] which made

[00:27:33] it worse

[00:27:33] because you

[00:27:35] just continued

[00:27:36] to stare at

[00:27:36] me without

[00:27:37] blinking,

[00:27:38] like just

[00:27:39] like as I'm

[00:27:40] like ranting

[00:27:40] at you.

[00:27:41] So I'm

[00:27:41] like,

[00:27:42] literally all I

[00:27:42] could think

[00:27:43] about was going

[00:27:43] and getting

[00:27:44] food.

[00:27:44] In that

[00:27:45] moment,

[00:27:45] you were

[00:27:45] talking to

[00:27:46] me and it

[00:27:47] was like,

[00:27:47] you said

[00:27:48] we're going

[00:27:48] to go eat

[00:27:49] something.

[00:27:51] But yeah,

[00:27:52] so the,

[00:27:53] at the end of

[00:27:53] the game,

[00:27:54] there is,

[00:27:55] I,

[00:27:55] so there's an

[00:27:56] achievement

[00:27:56] reading of the

[00:27:56] game.

[00:27:57] I didn't get

[00:27:58] it.

[00:27:58] There's like

[00:27:59] fucking 29

[00:28:00] minutes of

[00:28:00] cutscenes

[00:28:01] because it's

[00:28:02] Kingdom Hearts

[00:28:02] and what's

[00:28:04] his name?

[00:28:04] Not Nomura?

[00:28:06] Tetsuya Nomura?

[00:28:07] Is that the

[00:28:08] guy?

[00:28:08] Maybe.

[00:28:09] He fucking

[00:28:10] taints

[00:28:11] everything that

[00:28:12] he touches

[00:28:12] and so he

[00:28:13] must have

[00:28:13] tainted this

[00:28:14] as well.

[00:28:14] 29 minutes

[00:28:15] of cutscenes

[00:28:16] of like

[00:28:16] nothing

[00:28:17] happening.

[00:28:18] Like,

[00:28:18] no one,

[00:28:18] they're not

[00:28:19] saying anything

[00:28:20] interesting.

[00:28:20] They're just

[00:28:21] fucking recapping

[00:28:22] and saying

[00:28:22] what they want

[00:28:23] to do

[00:28:23] and that's

[00:28:24] it.

[00:28:25] And nothing

[00:28:26] makes sense.

[00:28:26] And then it's

[00:28:27] like,

[00:28:28] we had this

[00:28:28] moment too.

[00:28:29] So the game

[00:28:30] takes place

[00:28:31] throughout all

[00:28:32] of the Kingdom

[00:28:32] Hearts games.

[00:28:33] It's just a

[00:28:33] rhythm game

[00:28:33] doing all the

[00:28:34] soundtracks of

[00:28:35] all the games.

[00:28:35] It's very

[00:28:36] cute.

[00:28:36] But there's

[00:28:37] a part

[00:28:39] where that

[00:28:40] guy Axel,

[00:28:41] the red dude,

[00:28:41] the guy that

[00:28:42] everyone loves.

[00:28:43] He's like,

[00:28:43] on the screen

[00:28:44] and they're

[00:28:45] like,

[00:28:45] Leah did

[00:28:46] this.

[00:28:47] And I was

[00:28:48] like,

[00:28:49] oh,

[00:28:49] I guess that

[00:28:49] guy is

[00:28:49] Leah now.

[00:28:51] Because they

[00:28:52] just do that.

[00:28:53] They have the

[00:28:53] same character

[00:28:54] five times

[00:28:55] and they have

[00:28:55] different names

[00:28:55] or like a bunch

[00:28:56] of different

[00:28:57] characters with

[00:28:58] the same name.

[00:28:58] Leah is the

[00:28:59] original version

[00:29:00] and Axel is

[00:29:01] the heartless

[00:29:02] version.

[00:29:02] If you start

[00:29:03] explaining Kingdom

[00:29:04] Hearts lore to me

[00:29:05] right now,

[00:29:05] I will stick my

[00:29:06] fingers into my

[00:29:07] own esophagus

[00:29:07] and rip it

[00:29:08] out.

[00:29:09] Do it.

[00:29:09] You won't.

[00:29:11] You're right.

[00:29:12] I won't.

[00:29:13] So Kingdom

[00:29:13] Hearts,

[00:29:14] I hate it.

[00:29:15] But the

[00:29:17] rhythm game is

[00:29:17] pretty good.

[00:29:18] And all of it

[00:29:19] was very nostalgic.

[00:29:20] I didn't,

[00:29:20] I loved the

[00:29:21] Kingdom Hearts

[00:29:21] one and two

[00:29:22] levels.

[00:29:23] And I had no

[00:29:24] idea what was

[00:29:25] happening anywhere

[00:29:25] else.

[00:29:26] They're good.

[00:29:27] The fucking

[00:29:28] soundtracks of

[00:29:28] these games

[00:29:28] bop.

[00:29:29] It's just an

[00:29:29] orchestra.

[00:29:30] I was fucking

[00:29:32] with it whenever

[00:29:32] you were doing

[00:29:33] the Traverse Town

[00:29:34] song.

[00:29:34] I mean,

[00:29:35] that was,

[00:29:36] it's probably

[00:29:37] the best part.

[00:29:38] And then we

[00:29:38] got to Frozen.

[00:29:40] Yeah.

[00:29:41] And it's just

[00:29:41] fucking,

[00:29:42] there's just

[00:29:42] let it go is

[00:29:43] just in there.

[00:29:43] Like it's all

[00:29:45] just fucking

[00:29:45] like a MIDI

[00:29:46] chibi music and

[00:29:47] orchestra,

[00:29:48] orchestrated

[00:29:48] versions of

[00:29:49] Toy Story.

[00:29:50] They had,

[00:29:50] you had a

[00:29:51] friend in me,

[00:29:51] but like,

[00:29:52] but it's not

[00:29:53] the version.

[00:29:54] It's like,

[00:29:54] it's a fucking

[00:29:55] flute going.

[00:29:58] It's like

[00:29:59] fucking terrible,

[00:29:59] but like,

[00:30:00] it's not that bad.

[00:30:01] It's like

[00:30:01] so weird.

[00:30:02] It obviously,

[00:30:04] I don't want to

[00:30:04] get into it,

[00:30:05] dude.

[00:30:05] So like

[00:30:06] Kingdom Hearts

[00:30:07] is Kingdom Hearts,

[00:30:08] but rhythm games

[00:30:08] are fun.

[00:30:09] And so I put it

[00:30:10] above Red Dead

[00:30:11] Redemption.

[00:30:11] I don't know

[00:30:12] how that makes

[00:30:13] anyone feel,

[00:30:14] but one spot

[00:30:15] above Red Dead

[00:30:16] Redemption is

[00:30:16] Kingdom Hearts

[00:30:17] Melody of

[00:30:18] Memories.

[00:30:18] It took me

[00:30:18] a year and a

[00:30:19] half to beat

[00:30:20] slowly,

[00:30:21] very,

[00:30:22] very slowly.

[00:30:22] Yeah.

[00:30:23] So the next

[00:30:23] game I beat,

[00:30:24] there's only

[00:30:24] two more.

[00:30:25] And then maybe

[00:30:25] I won't talk

[00:30:26] about any of

[00:30:26] these other

[00:30:26] games.

[00:30:27] Depends on

[00:30:27] how bored

[00:30:28] I feel.

[00:30:30] Trepang 2.

[00:30:30] Trepang?

[00:30:32] I don't know

[00:30:32] how it's pronounced.

[00:30:34] This game is the

[00:30:35] fucking gospel.

[00:30:36] I beat this in

[00:30:37] basically one

[00:30:38] sitting.

[00:30:39] It's not that

[00:30:39] long.

[00:30:40] It's like five

[00:30:40] hours long.

[00:30:41] I played it on

[00:30:42] hard,

[00:30:43] which was probably

[00:30:44] a little too

[00:30:44] easy for me.

[00:30:46] There's like

[00:30:46] seven difficulties.

[00:30:47] Hard is like

[00:30:48] the middle,

[00:30:49] but like a

[00:30:49] little lower.

[00:30:50] I don't know

[00:30:50] how to describe

[00:30:51] that.

[00:30:52] But Trepang 2

[00:30:52] is the fucking

[00:30:53] truth.

[00:30:54] Everybody,

[00:30:55] Red Alert,

[00:30:55] if you're a

[00:30:56] first-person

[00:30:56] shooter fan,

[00:30:57] if you like

[00:30:57] the game's

[00:30:58] fear,

[00:30:59] if you like

[00:31:00] Doom 2016,

[00:31:02] Doom Eternal,

[00:31:02] if you like

[00:31:03] Max Payne,

[00:31:04] not a first-person

[00:31:05] shooter,

[00:31:05] but like the

[00:31:05] fucking bullet

[00:31:06] time and shit,

[00:31:07] this game

[00:31:08] fucks.

[00:31:09] It's an

[00:31:09] amazing arcade

[00:31:11] style shooter.

[00:31:12] It's so gory.

[00:31:13] The shotgun is

[00:31:14] one of the

[00:31:14] most intense

[00:31:15] feeling weapons

[00:31:16] I've used in

[00:31:17] any fucking

[00:31:18] shooter.

[00:31:18] And I love

[00:31:20] it so much.

[00:31:21] It's so

[00:31:21] aggressive,

[00:31:22] but also,

[00:31:23] it's like

[00:31:23] almost like

[00:31:24] Hotline Miami

[00:31:25] or Superhot

[00:31:26] in a way

[00:31:27] where like

[00:31:27] you will die

[00:31:28] like instantly

[00:31:29] if you start

[00:31:30] fucking around.

[00:31:31] So you have to

[00:31:31] be on the

[00:31:32] whole time.

[00:31:33] And so I'm

[00:31:34] like on three

[00:31:34] fucking energy

[00:31:35] drinks and a

[00:31:36] Vicodin,

[00:31:37] just fucking

[00:31:37] pounding this

[00:31:38] game out

[00:31:39] and just

[00:31:40] happy.

[00:31:41] Like,

[00:31:41] and this was

[00:31:42] right after my

[00:31:42] this was

[00:31:43] literally moments

[00:31:44] after beating

[00:31:45] Golden Sun and

[00:31:46] Kingdom Hearts.

[00:31:47] Like,

[00:31:47] this is like a

[00:31:48] little bit

[00:31:48] later.

[00:31:49] Can I just

[00:31:49] say that

[00:31:50] apparently

[00:31:51] Trepang

[00:31:52] are sea

[00:31:53] cucumbers?

[00:31:55] That's what

[00:31:55] that word

[00:31:56] means.

[00:31:57] So you

[00:31:58] can just

[00:31:58] refer to that

[00:31:59] game as

[00:31:59] sea cucumbers

[00:32:00] apparently.

[00:32:01] It makes

[00:32:02] sense.

[00:32:02] You know

[00:32:02] what happens

[00:32:03] whenever you

[00:32:03] touch a

[00:32:04] sea cucumber?

[00:32:04] They come

[00:32:04] and that's

[00:32:05] what happens

[00:32:05] when I

[00:32:05] touch to

[00:32:06] this game.

[00:32:06] I came

[00:32:07] everywhere.

[00:32:07] It was

[00:32:08] great.

[00:32:08] It's true.

[00:32:09] S tier.

[00:32:10] It's been

[00:32:10] so long

[00:32:11] since I

[00:32:12] played an

[00:32:13] S tier

[00:32:13] game and

[00:32:14] this is

[00:32:15] that fucking

[00:32:15] shit.

[00:32:16] Holy hell.

[00:32:17] Everyone,

[00:32:18] God.

[00:32:18] Whenever you

[00:32:19] started playing

[00:32:20] that,

[00:32:20] we normally

[00:32:21] sit together

[00:32:23] on the

[00:32:23] couch and

[00:32:24] play games

[00:32:25] or whatever.

[00:32:25] I knew

[00:32:26] that you

[00:32:26] were enjoying

[00:32:27] it the

[00:32:27] moment that

[00:32:28] you stood

[00:32:28] up and

[00:32:29] got a

[00:32:29] chair and

[00:32:30] sat at

[00:32:30] two feet

[00:32:31] from the

[00:32:31] TV and

[00:32:33] started playing

[00:32:34] from right

[00:32:35] there instead.

[00:32:36] I didn't move.

[00:32:37] I was like,

[00:32:37] oh man,

[00:32:38] he really

[00:32:38] fucks with

[00:32:39] this.

[00:32:40] I didn't

[00:32:40] move from

[00:32:41] that spot.

[00:32:41] I took you

[00:32:42] to work

[00:32:42] and then I

[00:32:44] went there

[00:32:44] and I

[00:32:44] sat back

[00:32:45] down and

[00:32:45] I didn't

[00:32:46] move until

[00:32:46] I picked

[00:32:47] you up

[00:32:47] from work

[00:32:48] and then

[00:32:49] I continued

[00:32:49] playing the

[00:32:50] game.

[00:32:50] I couldn't

[00:32:52] stop.

[00:32:52] It was

[00:32:53] fucking

[00:32:53] insane.

[00:32:54] It's so

[00:32:54] good,

[00:32:54] I'm probably

[00:32:55] going to

[00:32:55] go back

[00:32:56] and play

[00:32:56] it on

[00:32:56] very hard

[00:32:57] and just

[00:32:59] love life

[00:32:59] or maybe

[00:33:00] it's going

[00:33:00] to suck

[00:33:01] because it

[00:33:01] is hard.

[00:33:02] You will

[00:33:03] die fast.

[00:33:03] The last

[00:33:04] level is

[00:33:04] bullshit.

[00:33:06] Again,

[00:33:06] with the

[00:33:07] ending of

[00:33:07] a game

[00:33:08] being bullshit.

[00:33:09] But there's

[00:33:10] like a boss

[00:33:10] fight and

[00:33:11] I'm stupid.

[00:33:12] So you have

[00:33:13] a slide and

[00:33:14] the slide is

[00:33:15] insane.

[00:33:15] You go so

[00:33:16] fast when

[00:33:17] you slide

[00:33:17] and you

[00:33:18] go from

[00:33:18] zero

[00:33:18] momentum

[00:33:19] to

[00:33:19] 100

[00:33:20] momentum

[00:33:20] right away.

[00:33:21] You don't

[00:33:22] need to be

[00:33:22] moving or

[00:33:23] running to

[00:33:23] slide like

[00:33:23] in a lot

[00:33:24] of shooters.

[00:33:24] You can

[00:33:25] just be

[00:33:25] standing still

[00:33:26] hold down

[00:33:26] B and

[00:33:26] push up

[00:33:27] and then

[00:33:27] you will

[00:33:28] just instantly

[00:33:29] go.

[00:33:29] It's

[00:33:30] nitrous.

[00:33:30] It's

[00:33:30] amazing.

[00:33:31] I was

[00:33:32] always using

[00:33:33] this as a

[00:33:33] gap closer.

[00:33:35] Occasionally I

[00:33:36] would dodge

[00:33:36] a grenade

[00:33:36] if I panic

[00:33:38] slide away

[00:33:38] from a

[00:33:39] grenade.

[00:33:39] But I

[00:33:40] was always

[00:33:40] using it

[00:33:41] as a

[00:33:41] gap closer

[00:33:41] or to

[00:33:42] knock

[00:33:42] shield

[00:33:43] dudes

[00:33:43] down.

[00:33:44] You can

[00:33:44] slide under

[00:33:45] people's feet

[00:33:46] and kick

[00:33:46] them up

[00:33:46] into the

[00:33:47] air like

[00:33:47] it's a

[00:33:47] fucking

[00:33:47] Mooney

[00:33:48] Toons

[00:33:48] cartoon.

[00:33:49] It's so

[00:33:49] great.

[00:33:50] But this

[00:33:51] boss is

[00:33:52] like a

[00:33:52] katana

[00:33:52] wielding

[00:33:53] dude and

[00:33:53] he teleports

[00:33:54] to you.

[00:33:55] I would

[00:33:55] just die

[00:33:56] in 15-20

[00:33:57] seconds.

[00:33:59] How do

[00:34:00] you survive

[00:34:01] this?

[00:34:01] I watched

[00:34:02] someone do

[00:34:03] it for a

[00:34:04] second.

[00:34:04] This is the

[00:34:05] same situation.

[00:34:06] This is

[00:34:07] maybe 8 or

[00:34:08] 9 hours after

[00:34:09] beating

[00:34:09] Golden

[00:34:09] Sun.

[00:34:10] I am

[00:34:11] watching this

[00:34:12] video and

[00:34:12] going oh

[00:34:13] my fucking

[00:34:13] god.

[00:34:14] I have a

[00:34:15] dodge slide

[00:34:16] thing that

[00:34:17] I just

[00:34:17] use all

[00:34:18] the time

[00:34:19] that I'm

[00:34:19] just not

[00:34:19] even

[00:34:20] comprehending

[00:34:20] that I

[00:34:21] could use

[00:34:22] to dodge

[00:34:23] this fucking

[00:34:23] attack.

[00:34:24] I never

[00:34:25] ever really

[00:34:25] used it

[00:34:26] to dodge

[00:34:26] so it

[00:34:26] just wasn't

[00:34:27] a dodge

[00:34:27] button in

[00:34:28] my brain.

[00:34:28] It was

[00:34:29] the go

[00:34:29] fast

[00:34:29] button.

[00:34:30] So it

[00:34:31] really

[00:34:31] just

[00:34:32] it's

[00:34:32] all contextual

[00:34:33] just how

[00:34:34] you think

[00:34:35] how you feel

[00:34:35] about these

[00:34:36] things.

[00:34:37] About these

[00:34:37] mechanics.

[00:34:38] I mean

[00:34:38] you were

[00:34:39] definitely

[00:34:39] enjoying it.

[00:34:40] I can say

[00:34:40] that.

[00:34:41] I don't

[00:34:41] think that I

[00:34:42] could play

[00:34:42] that game.

[00:34:43] It looked

[00:34:43] really cool.

[00:34:44] The aesthetic

[00:34:45] of the game

[00:34:45] was really

[00:34:46] fucking cool.

[00:34:47] It was very

[00:34:48] creepy.

[00:34:48] It's so scary.

[00:34:49] It was all

[00:34:50] the things that

[00:34:51] I like in

[00:34:52] an aesthetic.

[00:34:53] Scary,

[00:34:54] gory,

[00:34:54] you know,

[00:34:55] whatever.

[00:34:55] But I don't

[00:34:57] think I can

[00:34:57] play it because

[00:34:58] I fucking

[00:34:58] suck at

[00:34:59] video games.

[00:35:00] I bet you

[00:35:00] could probably

[00:35:01] play it on

[00:35:01] the easiest

[00:35:02] difficulty.

[00:35:03] I doubt.

[00:35:04] There's also

[00:35:05] cheats.

[00:35:13] It was just

[00:35:13] a cacophony

[00:35:14] of gunshots

[00:35:15] the whole

[00:35:15] time.

[00:35:16] Just penetrating

[00:35:18] my skull.

[00:35:18] It was just

[00:35:19] constant shooting.

[00:35:20] It seemed like

[00:35:21] that game had

[00:35:22] very little

[00:35:23] downtime.

[00:35:24] There was

[00:35:25] downtime.

[00:35:26] It's like

[00:35:28] 80-70%

[00:35:30] shooting,

[00:35:30] 30%

[00:35:31] wandering around

[00:35:33] scary corridors.

[00:35:34] And the cool

[00:35:35] thing is it's not

[00:35:35] like fear where

[00:35:36] it's always

[00:35:37] the paranormal

[00:35:38] thing.

[00:35:38] It's like you're

[00:35:39] like an SCP

[00:35:40] hunter in this

[00:35:41] game.

[00:35:41] So like one

[00:35:42] level it's

[00:35:42] aliens and

[00:35:43] one level it's

[00:35:44] fucking zombie

[00:35:45] mutants and

[00:35:46] one level it's

[00:35:47] fucking something

[00:35:47] different.

[00:35:48] One time you're

[00:35:48] fighting a

[00:35:49] fucking computer

[00:35:50] blue screen.

[00:35:51] Like that's what

[00:35:52] you're fighting.

[00:35:53] One time you're

[00:35:53] fighting in the

[00:35:54] fucking actual

[00:35:55] back rooms.

[00:35:56] Like it's so

[00:35:56] cool.

[00:35:58] Like you're in

[00:35:58] the you get

[00:35:58] transported to the

[00:35:59] back rooms and

[00:36:00] all the enemy

[00:36:01] soldiers are there

[00:36:01] like ah what

[00:36:03] the fuck and

[00:36:03] they're all

[00:36:03] disoriented.

[00:36:04] Then normally

[00:36:05] when you fight

[00:36:06] them they're like

[00:36:06] super tactical.

[00:36:07] They're doing

[00:36:07] crazy shit.

[00:36:08] They're pushing

[00:36:08] you.

[00:36:09] They're flanking

[00:36:09] you.

[00:36:09] They're throwing

[00:36:09] grenades to flush

[00:36:10] your position.

[00:36:11] And this and

[00:36:12] whenever you fight

[00:36:12] them there they're

[00:36:13] like ah like

[00:36:14] running around

[00:36:15] trying to get

[00:36:15] away from you.

[00:36:16] You know it's

[00:36:16] so cool.

[00:36:18] It's so good.

[00:36:19] Everyone needs

[00:36:19] to play this game

[00:36:20] even if you don't

[00:36:21] even if you're not

[00:36:22] good at first

[00:36:22] person shooters.

[00:36:22] If you're good if

[00:36:23] you enjoy good

[00:36:25] horror experiences

[00:36:25] this is a great

[00:36:26] horror experience.

[00:36:27] It's only like

[00:36:28] four or five hours.

[00:36:29] If you don't do

[00:36:30] the side content

[00:36:31] which is totally

[00:36:31] optional.

[00:36:32] There's only like

[00:36:33] five missions that

[00:36:34] you have that are

[00:36:35] in the main story.

[00:36:36] You want to do

[00:36:37] the optional stuff.

[00:36:38] Some of it is

[00:36:39] just like waves

[00:36:40] horde waves

[00:36:41] but some of them

[00:36:42] are like the

[00:36:44] blue screen

[00:36:44] computer level

[00:36:45] is an optional

[00:36:47] level.

[00:36:48] It's also

[00:36:48] horde waves

[00:36:49] kind of but

[00:36:49] it's like you're

[00:36:50] doing horror shit

[00:36:51] while in the

[00:36:51] middle of it.

[00:36:52] It's just so

[00:36:53] good.

[00:36:54] I can't recommend

[00:36:55] it enough.

[00:36:55] Please everyone

[00:36:57] please.

[00:36:58] Speaking of

[00:36:59] horror this game

[00:37:00] put me in a mood

[00:37:01] and so you

[00:37:03] are the one

[00:37:04] who recommended

[00:37:05] Resident Evil

[00:37:06] Zero but

[00:37:06] whenever we were

[00:37:08] so I was like

[00:37:08] I don't know

[00:37:08] what to play

[00:37:09] after that game

[00:37:10] because every time

[00:37:10] I play something

[00:37:11] life changing

[00:37:12] I'm like lost

[00:37:13] and so I

[00:37:14] recommended a

[00:37:15] bunch of games

[00:37:16] to you.

[00:37:16] I was throwing

[00:37:16] a lot of

[00:37:18] horror games

[00:37:18] at you

[00:37:19] and like I

[00:37:20] was like

[00:37:20] Evil Within

[00:37:21] 2.

[00:37:22] There was a

[00:37:23] couple like

[00:37:23] like indie

[00:37:25] games I

[00:37:26] forget.

[00:37:26] I buy a lot

[00:37:27] of those indie

[00:37:28] horror games

[00:37:28] and then you

[00:37:29] just randomly

[00:37:30] like play

[00:37:31] Resident Evil

[00:37:31] Zero and I

[00:37:32] didn't say

[00:37:32] anything about

[00:37:33] Resident Evil

[00:37:33] and I was

[00:37:34] just like oh

[00:37:35] god.

[00:37:37] The only thing

[00:37:38] I remember

[00:37:39] about Resident

[00:37:39] Evil Zero

[00:37:40] I had it when

[00:37:41] I was a kid

[00:37:42] I when I was

[00:37:43] a kid I beat

[00:37:44] Resident Evil

[00:37:44] Two like 25

[00:37:45] times and

[00:37:46] then I played

[00:37:47] Resident Evil

[00:37:47] Zero and I

[00:37:48] couldn't get out

[00:37:48] of the fucking

[00:37:49] first level on

[00:37:50] that train.

[00:37:50] I just couldn't

[00:37:51] I didn't have

[00:37:52] that dog in

[00:37:53] me.

[00:37:54] That zombie

[00:37:55] dog with no

[00:37:55] flesh.

[00:37:56] I didn't have

[00:37:56] that dog in

[00:37:57] me.

[00:37:57] I was nervous.

[00:37:59] I was a little

[00:37:59] tilted right

[00:38:00] away when I

[00:38:01] started playing

[00:38:02] this game.

[00:38:03] Now here's the

[00:38:03] thing I was

[00:38:04] doing and

[00:38:04] tripping to

[00:38:05] I put on

[00:38:05] headphones and

[00:38:07] whenever there

[00:38:08] was the scary

[00:38:09] moment I would

[00:38:09] throw the

[00:38:10] fucking

[00:38:10] headphones on

[00:38:11] and I would

[00:38:12] just enjoy

[00:38:13] myself.

[00:38:14] Like I was

[00:38:15] literally checking

[00:38:16] corners and

[00:38:16] shit because I

[00:38:17] didn't know if

[00:38:18] I was going to

[00:38:18] get you can get

[00:38:19] just fucked in

[00:38:20] that game.

[00:38:21] Like you can

[00:38:21] just die right

[00:38:22] away.

[00:38:22] And so it's

[00:38:23] like I'm

[00:38:23] checking my

[00:38:24] corners.

[00:38:24] Like I don't

[00:38:25] know.

[00:38:26] I'm just like

[00:38:26] really in the

[00:38:27] mood.

[00:38:28] And so Resident

[00:38:29] Evil Zero this

[00:38:30] was the perfect

[00:38:31] time for it

[00:38:31] because I had a

[00:38:33] fucking 180

[00:38:35] heartbeat per

[00:38:36] minute whatever

[00:38:37] after Trippang 2.

[00:38:38] This game was

[00:38:39] very very calming.

[00:38:40] It was like the

[00:38:41] opposite direction

[00:38:42] but in the same

[00:38:43] trajectory as the

[00:38:45] mood of

[00:38:46] Trippang.

[00:38:47] Right?

[00:38:47] Not the mood but

[00:38:48] the atmosphere.

[00:38:50] Resident Evil

[00:38:51] the original

[00:38:54] four Resident

[00:38:55] Evil games the

[00:38:56] tank control

[00:38:57] ones are

[00:38:58] master classes

[00:38:59] in atmosphere

[00:39:01] and there's

[00:39:02] something about

[00:39:03] walking around

[00:39:04] with the

[00:39:05] pre-rendered

[00:39:06] backgrounds that

[00:39:07] look amazing.

[00:39:08] They look

[00:39:09] fucking insane

[00:39:10] these pre-rendered

[00:39:11] backgrounds and

[00:39:12] just hearing your

[00:39:13] footsteps against

[00:39:14] the carpet just

[00:39:15] like and then

[00:39:17] like there's no

[00:39:18] sound.

[00:39:19] You just hear it

[00:39:19] echoing and

[00:39:21] like I and

[00:39:22] like I'm walking

[00:39:23] towards the camera

[00:39:24] and I know

[00:39:25] there's a corner

[00:39:25] coming up and

[00:39:26] I'm like if this

[00:39:27] is the time that

[00:39:28] there's a dog

[00:39:28] right there and

[00:39:30] I lose half my

[00:39:30] life I'm gonna

[00:39:32] fucking flip out

[00:39:33] and and it's like

[00:39:34] the fucking

[00:39:35] constant threat.

[00:39:36] I did die and

[00:39:37] lose progress a

[00:39:38] lot of progress a

[00:39:39] couple of times

[00:39:40] and that almost

[00:39:42] sent me over the

[00:39:42] edge.

[00:39:43] but the threat

[00:39:44] of that has

[00:39:45] it adds so

[00:39:47] much tension

[00:39:48] that it's like

[00:39:50] there's a time

[00:39:51] when I was

[00:39:52] getting fucking

[00:39:52] goomba stomped

[00:39:53] by a monkey

[00:39:54] like a literal

[00:39:55] monkey and it

[00:39:56] was slapping me

[00:39:57] around in a

[00:39:58] fucking corner and

[00:39:59] I could not get

[00:40:00] off of it and I

[00:40:01] was panicking.

[00:40:02] I was like no

[00:40:03] no no no no

[00:40:04] like I was

[00:40:05] literally screaming

[00:40:06] like that.

[00:40:06] I was fucking

[00:40:07] full on panicking

[00:40:08] because I knew if

[00:40:09] I fucking died to

[00:40:10] this monkey and I

[00:40:11] just didn't want to

[00:40:12] shoot it.

[00:40:12] that was I didn't

[00:40:14] have a lot of

[00:40:14] ammo.

[00:40:15] I didn't want to

[00:40:15] fucking waste that

[00:40:16] ammo but I knew

[00:40:18] that if I died that

[00:40:19] was like an hour and

[00:40:20] a half of my life

[00:40:21] that I just lost

[00:40:22] and I could probably

[00:40:23] get back there in

[00:40:25] like 15 20 minutes

[00:40:26] just knowing what I'm

[00:40:27] supposed to do and

[00:40:28] knowing what items I

[00:40:29] need and what I

[00:40:30] shouldn't take because

[00:40:31] like and what I

[00:40:32] it's like but man

[00:40:34] like I fucking

[00:40:36] really enjoyed

[00:40:37] Resident Evil 0.

[00:40:38] it was really long

[00:40:40] that was strange

[00:40:42] that was strange

[00:40:42] feeling playing a

[00:40:43] game that resembled

[00:40:44] Resident Evil 2

[00:40:46] but like it going

[00:40:47] on for like five

[00:40:48] or six hours

[00:40:49] it felt like forever

[00:40:52] especially that first

[00:40:53] area the area that's

[00:40:54] like the mansion

[00:40:54] but it's like a

[00:40:55] laboratory thing I

[00:40:56] don't know you go

[00:40:57] through a lot of

[00:40:58] different areas it

[00:40:58] made me nervous

[00:40:59] because I was like

[00:41:00] three or four hours

[00:41:01] in and I saw the

[00:41:03] achievements it's like

[00:41:04] there are other

[00:41:05] sections of this

[00:41:06] fucking game and I'm

[00:41:06] like dude I hope

[00:41:08] they're not like

[00:41:09] this and none of

[00:41:10] them are they're all

[00:41:10] like fucking straight

[00:41:11] hallways and so

[00:41:13] with hardly any

[00:41:14] puzzles in them

[00:41:14] I was just proud

[00:41:15] that it helped

[00:41:16] solve your puzzle

[00:41:17] with the animals

[00:41:18] you know

[00:41:19] I did something

[00:41:21] stupid fucking

[00:41:22] bullshit word

[00:41:23] logic puzzle that

[00:41:24] didn't make any

[00:41:25] sense it did make

[00:41:26] sense but like

[00:41:26] the whole thing was

[00:41:28] like it's like

[00:41:28] about death but

[00:41:30] then there is an

[00:41:31] interaction between

[00:41:32] two of the statues

[00:41:33] that isn't about

[00:41:34] death it's one of

[00:41:35] the beats it because

[00:41:36] it's I think what

[00:41:37] it came out to the

[00:41:38] first half like the

[00:41:39] first half was about

[00:41:40] death and the

[00:41:40] second half was

[00:41:41] about escaping

[00:41:43] death like yeah I

[00:41:46] mean I don't know

[00:41:47] it doesn't fucking

[00:41:47] matter well so this

[00:41:49] is the most this is

[00:41:50] the other thing so

[00:41:50] this is the third

[00:41:51] time that I had to

[00:41:53] look something up and

[00:41:54] I felt really fucking

[00:41:56] stupid the third

[00:41:57] time in a week so

[00:41:58] maybe I am just

[00:42:00] stupid maybe that's

[00:42:01] what that means maybe

[00:42:02] I just fucking suck I'm

[00:42:03] not as good as video

[00:42:04] games as I thought I

[00:42:05] was or as I used to

[00:42:06] be but it is a

[00:42:07] brilliant puzzle if

[00:42:09] you have played the

[00:42:10] other Resident Evil

[00:42:11] games because I was

[00:42:13] walking through it

[00:42:14] with you and like

[00:42:16] you're like yep that

[00:42:16] makes sense all this

[00:42:17] makes sense all this

[00:42:18] checks out and this

[00:42:20] is it this is what

[00:42:20] the situations there

[00:42:21] is a piano you play

[00:42:24] the piano in this game

[00:42:25] this is important in

[00:42:26] this game you have two

[00:42:27] characters you take

[00:42:28] control of and you can

[00:42:29] switch between them

[00:42:30] right and into any

[00:42:32] time no matter where

[00:42:33] they are in the

[00:42:33] house they could be

[00:42:34] anywhere in the house

[00:42:35] and you'll switch

[00:42:35] between them instantly

[00:42:36] it's pretty cool and

[00:42:37] so there's a piano you

[00:42:38] play the notes that are

[00:42:40] written on this on the

[00:42:40] sheet and it opens a

[00:42:42] door wow this seems

[00:42:43] familiar this is Resident

[00:42:44] Evil 2 okay I got it

[00:42:46] so uh only one person

[00:42:48] can play the piano I'm

[00:42:49] pretty sure that's how

[00:42:49] it is in Resident Evil

[00:42:50] 2 as well so uh it's

[00:42:52] Billy which fucking

[00:42:53] terrible name Billy I

[00:42:55] had to fucking say that

[00:42:55] all

[00:42:57] Billy's a pretty good

[00:42:58] say Bill

[00:42:59] yeah

[00:43:00] Bill not Billy Billy

[00:43:02] is like a a fat

[00:43:04] teenager right

[00:43:05] we're just sure you

[00:43:06] called him Bristly Bill

[00:43:07] the whole time I

[00:43:08] did call him Bristly

[00:43:08] Bill let's imagine the

[00:43:09] gathering character it

[00:43:11] is anyway the whole

[00:43:13] thing is Bristly Bill

[00:43:14] can play the piano so

[00:43:16] you have to have

[00:43:16] Rebecca go into the

[00:43:18] room now whenever

[00:43:19] Rebecca goes into the

[00:43:20] room well you don't

[00:43:21] have to have anyone go

[00:43:21] in so normally by default

[00:43:23] you're following each

[00:43:24] other around so you guys

[00:43:26] go into the room

[00:43:27] there's a battery on the

[00:43:28] wall you take the

[00:43:29] battery off the wall

[00:43:30] and the door closes

[00:43:32] behind you and I'm

[00:43:33] like oh this is

[00:43:35] familiar I've seen

[00:43:36] this puzzle before

[00:43:36] it's the shotgun puzzle

[00:43:38] from Resident Evil 1

[00:43:39] I've done this before

[00:43:40] we need to find the

[00:43:41] fake shotgun or maybe

[00:43:43] a not the shotgun but

[00:43:45] the fake battery or

[00:43:46] the battery sized object

[00:43:47] that I can lodge in

[00:43:49] there so that the

[00:43:50] puzzle thinks it's got

[00:43:51] the battery and I can

[00:43:52] leave now I spend

[00:43:53] about an hour and a

[00:43:55] half walking around the

[00:43:56] fucking mansion

[00:43:57] checking every room

[00:43:59] every corner for

[00:44:01] anything now this

[00:44:03] game doesn't have

[00:44:05] in Resident Evil 2

[00:44:06] I believe this is

[00:44:07] back in Resident Evil

[00:44:07] 2 the rooms would

[00:44:10] be red if there were

[00:44:11] still items inside of

[00:44:12] it to let you know

[00:44:14] that you didn't clear

[00:44:15] them now the item

[00:44:15] might be like an

[00:44:17] herb or something

[00:44:17] right now in this

[00:44:19] game they wanted to

[00:44:20] flex the ram this is

[00:44:21] what I imagine this is

[00:44:22] my head cannon I

[00:44:23] imagine this is why

[00:44:24] they wanted to flex the

[00:44:25] ram the reason why is

[00:44:26] that in this in all the

[00:44:28] other games whenever

[00:44:28] you put an item down

[00:44:29] it vanishes it's gone

[00:44:31] in this game the game

[00:44:32] remembers where your

[00:44:33] item is and this is

[00:44:34] because it's the next

[00:44:35] generation of Resident

[00:44:36] Evil it remembers where

[00:44:37] you are whenever you

[00:44:38] switch to characters it

[00:44:39] remembers where your

[00:44:39] character was if you

[00:44:40] leave a room and come

[00:44:41] back in it remembers

[00:44:42] where the enemies were

[00:44:43] so it's like all the

[00:44:44] rooms are alive instead

[00:44:47] of static like in

[00:44:48] Resident Evil 1 and 2

[00:44:50] and 3 right in this

[00:44:51] game if you see an

[00:44:53] item but you don't

[00:44:54] interact with it it

[00:44:56] doesn't appear on the

[00:44:56] map but if you pick

[00:44:58] it up and then say no

[00:44:59] I don't want it it'll

[00:45:00] leave a little dot on

[00:45:02] the map or if you drop

[00:45:03] the item yourself it'll

[00:45:04] as long as you interact

[00:45:05] with the item in some

[00:45:06] way it'll leave a dot on

[00:45:07] the map so what I

[00:45:08] thought was I walked

[00:45:10] past this battery I

[00:45:11] walked around for like an

[00:45:12] hour and a half I

[00:45:13] hadn't looked up

[00:45:14] anything by the way I

[00:45:15] had just been fucking

[00:45:16] raw dog in this fucking

[00:45:17] game feeling good like I

[00:45:19] should playing you know

[00:45:21] the best Resident Evil

[00:45:22] of my life and then I

[00:45:22] get to this fucking

[00:45:23] puzzle that tricks the

[00:45:26] Resident Evil veterans

[00:45:27] it's literally designed

[00:45:28] to trick you you know

[00:45:29] how you solve this

[00:45:29] puzzle it's very

[00:45:31] counterintuitive if you

[00:45:32] haven't seen these two

[00:45:34] puzzles before the way

[00:45:36] you solve the puzzle is

[00:45:36] Billy can play the piano

[00:45:38] right you can change

[00:45:40] characters to Rebecca

[00:45:41] and then tell Bill to

[00:45:44] stay behind then walk

[00:45:46] into that room where

[00:45:47] the battery is take the

[00:45:48] battery out the door

[00:45:49] closes behind you and

[00:45:51] then just switch back to

[00:45:52] Bill and play the piano

[00:45:53] again to open the door

[00:45:55] and that's the puzzle

[00:45:57] it's so fucking simple

[00:45:59] it's so easy you've done

[00:46:01] something like this a

[00:46:02] thousand times but this

[00:46:04] is the difference they

[00:46:05] dangled two not one but

[00:46:08] two puzzles that you've

[00:46:09] done before they're like

[00:46:10] you remember this don't

[00:46:11] you you remember the

[00:46:12] fucking shotgun puzzle

[00:46:13] you remember the

[00:46:14] fucking piano opening

[00:46:15] the door you remember

[00:46:16] these two things it's

[00:46:17] fucking brilliant but it

[00:46:19] made me so mad the

[00:46:20] amount of times like

[00:46:21] while you were playing

[00:46:22] it you kept bringing

[00:46:24] up a fake battery and

[00:46:25] I was like what the

[00:46:26] fuck are you like okay

[00:46:27] sure you were just

[00:46:29] like there's gotta be a

[00:46:30] fake battery somewhere

[00:46:31] I'm missing the fake

[00:46:32] battery where is the

[00:46:33] I've looked everywhere

[00:46:34] for the fake battery

[00:46:36] where is it made me

[00:46:39] feel like a fucking

[00:46:40] moron but then the

[00:46:41] more I thought about it

[00:46:42] the more I just

[00:46:43] appreciated it it's such

[00:46:44] it's so good it's so

[00:46:47] good like that's the

[00:46:48] best puzzle in the game

[00:46:49] I think for a veteran

[00:46:51] because like that is

[00:46:52] going to trip you that

[00:46:54] is going to trip the

[00:46:55] veterans up but anyway

[00:46:56] those were the games I

[00:46:57] that I beat Rachel's

[00:46:58] gonna go to the bathroom

[00:46:59] really fast so I mean

[00:47:02] we have a break later

[00:47:03] it doesn't matter just

[00:47:03] go to the bathroom I'll

[00:47:04] talk about the games I'm

[00:47:05] playing it's fine

[00:47:09] oh man I don't know

[00:47:09] this matters Molly's

[00:47:10] getting out she's gonna

[00:47:12] stretch her legs so the

[00:47:13] other games I'm playing

[00:47:14] Lost Planet 2 I played a

[00:47:16] little bit we're

[00:47:17] supposed to be doing

[00:47:18] this for the podcast

[00:47:19] next week so look

[00:47:20] forward to that

[00:47:21] listener that's all

[00:47:22] you'll hear about that

[00:47:22] game Mortal Kombat I

[00:47:24] got Mortal Kombat 9

[00:47:25] the game is delisted

[00:47:27] unfortunately but it is

[00:47:29] backwards compatible on

[00:47:29] the Xbox store so I

[00:47:31] got the disc from

[00:47:33] Dontre I've just been

[00:47:34] playing it slowly you

[00:47:35] know I'm about like a

[00:47:37] quarter of the way

[00:47:37] through the game maybe

[00:47:38] a third I just beat the

[00:47:39] Mortal Kombat 1 arc I

[00:47:41] want to play it with

[00:47:42] Rachel but she is so

[00:47:43] fucking disinterested in

[00:47:44] this game it's insane and

[00:47:46] I'm hoping that it grows

[00:47:46] on her but she just

[00:47:47] every time I start

[00:47:48] playing it she just

[00:47:49] starts zoning out the

[00:47:50] moment like I start

[00:47:52] fighting and then I

[00:47:53] have to like wake her

[00:47:54] back up for the cut

[00:47:55] scene I don't think she

[00:47:56] cares about it at all

[00:47:57] but I think she'll love

[00:47:58] it if she would pay

[00:47:58] attention but that's the

[00:48:00] reason why it's taking

[00:48:01] so long to beat this

[00:48:02] game because this game

[00:48:03] is not very long also

[00:48:04] the fucking double

[00:48:05] battles suck dick you

[00:48:06] there are fights where

[00:48:07] you're 1v2 and then

[00:48:08] you have to win two

[00:48:09] rounds as that it's

[00:48:10] very fucking annoying I

[00:48:11] hate that I'm glad

[00:48:12] that's in no other

[00:48:13] Mortal Kombat game as

[00:48:14] far as I remember

[00:48:14] Mortal Kombat though

[00:48:15] that's gonna be a

[00:48:16] game I beat pretty

[00:48:17] soon and then Mario

[00:48:18] and Luigi Super

[00:48:19] Pod Saga surprise

[00:48:21] bitch I'm back with

[00:48:23] the fucking Game Boy

[00:48:24] Advance games this is

[00:48:25] the game I've been I

[00:48:26] was thinking about

[00:48:28] half of the time I

[00:48:29] was playing Golden

[00:48:30] Sun so for like

[00:48:30] fucking 20 hours or

[00:48:32] maybe 15 hours I was

[00:48:33] thinking about Mario

[00:48:34] and Luigi Super

[00:48:34] Pod Saga Super Star

[00:48:36] Saga not Super Pod

[00:48:37] Saga that's Aaron's

[00:48:38] podcast the nostalgia I

[00:48:40] have for this game is

[00:48:40] unreal and it is just

[00:48:42] an amazing game like

[00:48:43] one of the big gripes I

[00:48:45] have a Golden Sun is

[00:48:45] that the fucking

[00:48:46] characters and the

[00:48:47] dialogue are terrible

[00:48:48] the characters are

[00:48:49] okay but the dialogue

[00:48:50] is terrible and it

[00:48:51] makes the characters

[00:48:51] terrible like the

[00:48:52] dialogue is written

[00:48:54] for a 12 year old to

[00:48:56] read like it is the

[00:48:57] fucking like early

[00:48:59] adult not early adult

[00:49:00] like early teens like

[00:49:02] novels like the

[00:49:03] fucking sisterhood of

[00:49:04] the traveling pants type

[00:49:05] shit you know what I

[00:49:06] mean

[00:49:06] those were incredible

[00:49:08] go back and read them

[00:49:09] again go read them as

[00:49:10] an adult

[00:49:10] I don't give a fuck

[00:49:12] I read them as a

[00:49:12] teenager and they were

[00:49:13] very impactful so fuck

[00:49:15] you

[00:49:15] yeah go read it with a

[00:49:16] fully functioning frontal

[00:49:17] lobe and tell me how

[00:49:19] interesting it was

[00:49:22] go back and watch

[00:49:23] that's so raven as an

[00:49:24] adult and just be like

[00:49:25] okay yeah I

[00:49:26] understand why

[00:49:27] half of the cast of

[00:49:28] that show are like

[00:49:29] pedophiles now so I'm

[00:49:30] good

[00:49:30] yeah half of any live

[00:49:32] action child show

[00:49:33] what do you think

[00:49:36] anyway what the fuck

[00:49:38] are we talking about

[00:49:38] Mario League's

[00:49:39] Superpod Saga is good

[00:49:43] spoiler alert I like it

[00:49:45] a lot I probably am

[00:49:47] gonna buy the thousand

[00:49:47] year door paper Mario

[00:49:48] whatever I thought I

[00:49:50] was going to be

[00:49:50] strapped for cash I've

[00:49:51] been on like vacation

[00:49:52] for a little while oh

[00:49:54] this is a funny story

[00:49:55] actually so okay that's

[00:49:56] the end of my games so

[00:49:57] this story I can go on

[00:50:01] so I'm a postal worker

[00:50:02] I go on to my little

[00:50:02] like web browser thing

[00:50:04] and look at my leave

[00:50:05] time all right and

[00:50:06] the leave time is a

[00:50:08] two digit number and

[00:50:09] then a period and then

[00:50:11] two digits after that

[00:50:12] so I see when I go in

[00:50:13] there it's like I see

[00:50:14] the amount of leave

[00:50:15] and it says 30.5 and

[00:50:18] I'm like okay that's

[00:50:20] 30 hours of leave right

[00:50:22] and that makes sense

[00:50:23] because I have eight

[00:50:24] hours a day so doing

[00:50:26] my vacation stuff I'm

[00:50:28] going to have what is

[00:50:29] that five four days

[00:50:30] like about four days of

[00:50:32] paid leave and then

[00:50:33] the rest is going to

[00:50:34] be unpaid that's going

[00:50:35] to suck it's going to

[00:50:36] be a lot of time that I

[00:50:38] don't get paid for but

[00:50:39] that's not how it is

[00:50:41] because I checked my

[00:50:42] paycheck this week and

[00:50:45] it's fat I'm fucking I'm

[00:50:47] rolling in the dough so

[00:50:49] and I didn't work it

[00:50:51] feels great actually it

[00:50:52] feels bad I have no

[00:50:52] purpose I've been

[00:50:53] sleeping in I look like

[00:50:54] you know the fucking

[00:50:55] drug dealer in Pulp

[00:50:57] Fiction whenever he

[00:50:58] stabs the needle in the

[00:50:59] chick's chest like like

[00:51:00] that was so he woke up

[00:51:01] that's what I literally

[00:51:02] look like except it's

[00:51:03] with a fucking hoodie

[00:51:04] it's just a generically

[00:51:05] black look like a

[00:51:06] character in Pineapple

[00:51:07] Express honestly like

[00:51:09] with you and the

[00:51:10] background behind you

[00:51:12] yeah you look like

[00:51:14] you're about to like get

[00:51:15] beat up with a toilet

[00:51:16] or something

[00:51:17] yeah that's a good

[00:51:21] movie um what are we

[00:51:23] talking about oh okay

[00:51:24] so I had a lot more

[00:51:26] leave time than I

[00:51:26] thought I've been

[00:51:27] stressed about that so

[00:51:28] that's nice I had 30

[00:51:30] days of leave amount of

[00:51:33] hours so I don't know it

[00:51:34] just seemed like hours

[00:51:34] when you look at it it's

[00:51:35] like that is probably

[00:51:36] hours because when you

[00:51:37] go back and it like look

[00:51:39] at my paycheck it's like

[00:51:40] this is for 40.15 hours

[00:51:43] and I'm like okay so it's

[00:51:45] like it doesn't ever

[00:51:46] specify so that was nice

[00:51:48] that was a nice little

[00:51:48] surprise I bought myself

[00:51:49] some food for a couple

[00:51:51] days I mean I was

[00:51:52] snacking on the ramen for

[00:51:53] a couple weeks they

[00:51:54] thinking I was about

[00:51:55] to be in struggle mode

[00:51:56] but uh it'll be nice

[00:51:58] it'll be nice uh eating

[00:51:59] good got that chimkin

[00:52:00] yeah chimkin podcast

[00:52:02] updates there's no

[00:52:03] updates Philip will be

[00:52:04] back next week I think

[00:52:06] uh so what did I buy I

[00:52:08] bought that Trepain 2

[00:52:09] game I don't remember

[00:52:10] if I bought it last

[00:52:11] week or this week

[00:52:12] unfortunately I was

[00:52:13] sitting on it for way

[00:52:14] too long and I also

[00:52:15] bought the stalker

[00:52:15] trilogy which is like

[00:52:17] harder metro so you

[00:52:19] know it's like metro

[00:52:20] is like how Americans

[00:52:22] think Russians live and

[00:52:23] stalker is how they

[00:52:24] actually live I think

[00:52:26] that's how it is or

[00:52:27] maybe that's Ukraine I

[00:52:28] can't remember where that

[00:52:29] is where's Chernobyl

[00:52:30] um that's a good

[00:52:31] question I don't

[00:52:32] remember right now

[00:52:35] probably somewhere near

[00:52:36] Turkey Estonia

[00:52:41] oh it's two googles deep

[00:52:42] that is Ukraine

[00:52:45] okay see you know I got

[00:52:46] it I got a second try

[00:52:47] I'm sure those guys

[00:52:48] enjoy being confused with

[00:52:50] one another with this with

[00:52:51] how the world's going

[00:52:52] right now you know it's

[00:52:53] fine whenever I think of

[00:52:54] Chernobyl I really just

[00:52:55] think of Kyle Hill and

[00:52:56] that's probably wrong of

[00:52:58] me which you probably

[00:52:59] don't know who that is

[00:53:00] but that's fine I have no

[00:53:02] idea he plays magic

[00:53:03] skateboarder no he's a

[00:53:06] magic the gathering

[00:53:07] content creator sounds like

[00:53:11] a dork yeah patreon

[00:53:18] here at gaming together we

[00:53:19] work hard to provide

[00:53:20] excellent call content for

[00:53:21] you or whatever the fuck

[00:53:22] we do what are we doing

[00:53:22] here what do I do here

[00:53:24] uh if you have the means

[00:53:26] please consider supporting

[00:53:27] us on patreon link is in

[00:53:29] the description uh in the

[00:53:31] link tree or I don't know

[00:53:32] if there's a link to the

[00:53:33] patreon also by itself I

[00:53:34] copy and paste that bitch

[00:53:35] every week and then change

[00:53:37] the episode number

[00:53:38] sometimes this is a list of

[00:53:40] our current supporters

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[00:53:46] thank you guys holy shit

[00:53:48] thank you you guys are

[00:53:49] awesome thank you for the

[00:53:50] support this episode will

[00:53:52] probably be cutting it

[00:53:53] close for being early but

[00:53:56] if you want early access

[00:53:57] to our episodes usually

[00:53:58] about two to two days to

[00:54:01] half a day early depending

[00:54:02] on who edits go over to

[00:54:04] patreon I'm gonna edit it

[00:54:06] this week so it's just never

[00:54:07] gonna come out yeah I'm

[00:54:08] gonna have to teach her how

[00:54:09] sony vegas works because I

[00:54:10] edit in a video I edit my

[00:54:12] audio podcast in a video

[00:54:13] editing software I'm gonna

[00:54:14] edit on snapchat oh yeah

[00:54:16] a lot easier that way I'm

[00:54:18] gonna make 500 instagram

[00:54:20] reels yeah we're just gonna

[00:54:22] clip them all together yeah

[00:54:25] in audacity that'd be sick

[00:54:26] um so thank you for the

[00:54:28] support we're gonna take a

[00:54:29] pee break and then we're

[00:54:30] gonna come back with am i the

[00:54:31] assholes uh okay okay

[00:54:40] put something in the in the

[00:54:41] notes and I didn't remember

[00:54:42] what it was uh because this

[00:54:45] is probably one of the first

[00:54:45] things I put into the notes

[00:54:46] before I even started

[00:54:48] writing about the game and

[00:54:49] I if you that's not a

[00:54:50] hyperlink so you can't

[00:54:51] click on this but here it

[00:54:52] is in the zin caster look at

[00:54:53] that watch that video what's

[00:55:06] going on in that video uh

[00:55:07] it's like this small dog and

[00:55:10] some water and he's really

[00:55:11] trying to dig uh he wants

[00:55:14] something in the water

[00:55:21] he's determined to get it

[00:55:22] but his legs are just so

[00:55:23] short uh that he keeps

[00:55:25] shoving his face underwater

[00:55:31] he's making a lot of noises

[00:55:32] which I'm sure those will be

[00:55:34] superimposed over this the

[00:55:39] the caption on the tweet says

[00:55:41] sounds like yoda getting

[00:55:43] waterboarded

[00:55:46] it kind of sounds like that guy

[00:55:48] from mortal kombat

[00:55:49] lu kang

[00:55:50] yeah

[00:55:53] she really doesn't like

[00:55:55] lu kang

[00:55:55] no I loved it I thought it

[00:55:57] was incredible

[00:56:07] just he sounded just so

[00:56:10] fucking stupid it was

[00:56:12] amazing

[00:56:12] yeah welcome to mortal

[00:56:14] kombat where everything is

[00:56:15] stupid and dying doesn't

[00:56:17] matter

[00:56:17] um we're back I guess I

[00:56:20] don't know you got anything

[00:56:21] to say you got anything

[00:56:21] funny to show me

[00:56:24] no

[00:56:24] this is the person who

[00:56:25] showed me trailer park

[00:56:26] alien by the way that took

[00:56:27] over for like a few

[00:56:28] episodes a couple people

[00:56:30] kept bringing it up

[00:56:31] I am incredible but right

[00:56:33] now my well is depleted

[00:56:35] I don't know

[00:56:37] I'm looking I'm trying to

[00:56:38] look at these fucking

[00:56:39] am I the assholes so I can

[00:56:41] choose that

[00:56:41] I don't know how what

[00:56:44] what I'm supposed to

[00:56:45] choose from though

[00:56:45] just click any of these

[00:56:47] anything that looks cool

[00:56:48] what I do usually is just

[00:56:50] fucking scroll and then

[00:56:51] click the first one I

[00:56:52] notice I don't read

[00:56:54] anything I just like let my

[00:56:55] gut take me somewhere

[00:56:56] how about 53

[00:56:58] let me see all right a

[00:57:00] year ago important newt

[00:57:02] 275 a lot of post and

[00:57:04] comment karma is this a

[00:57:07] main account I think it

[00:57:08] is 11 days ago they were

[00:57:09] posting an r slash stardew

[00:57:10] valley how do I get rid of

[00:57:11] this oh my god and it's

[00:57:14] I knew there was a good

[00:57:15] reason I chose it that's

[00:57:16] because they play stardew

[00:57:17] we're kidding

[00:57:18] fucked up stuff

[00:57:19] they like stardew and

[00:57:21] horror games you're gonna

[00:57:23] click on this one you know

[00:57:25] my reddit account is like

[00:57:26] 12 years old and I just

[00:57:28] don't post anything on it

[00:57:30] I have like 200 karma

[00:57:33] I'm just looking at all

[00:57:34] this stuff this person

[00:57:35] posts a lot about stardew

[00:57:37] valley so let's see what

[00:57:38] are they talking about

[00:57:39] stardew valley oh I

[00:57:40] clicked on the wrong

[00:57:41] thing let's get to the

[00:57:41] right thing

[00:57:42] let's see what are their

[00:57:44] opinions

[00:57:44] experiencing a lot of

[00:57:46] glitches

[00:57:46] don't get rid of that

[00:57:47] that's how

[00:57:49] you want to read this you

[00:57:50] picked it

[00:57:50] sure

[00:57:51] all right speak with

[00:57:52] your chest

[00:57:53] give us a performance

[00:57:55] minimize the minimize the

[00:57:57] camera pretend I'm not

[00:57:58] here

[00:57:58] yeah I'll do my best I'll

[00:58:00] do my best

[00:58:01] so am I the asshole for

[00:58:04] playing a graphic horror

[00:58:05] game on an airplane

[00:58:07] flight

[00:58:09] so about a month ago I

[00:58:11] was on a flight and to

[00:58:12] entertain myself I was

[00:58:14] playing the video game

[00:58:15] scarlet hollow on my

[00:58:16] laptop

[00:58:17] I hope that's not the

[00:58:17] only thing they say

[00:58:18] about it

[00:58:19] this is a visual novel

[00:58:21] horror game that at

[00:58:23] times involves quite

[00:58:24] intensely graphic gore

[00:58:26] and body horror the

[00:58:28] kind that would have a

[00:58:29] hard R

[00:58:30] oh no

[00:58:31] rating

[00:58:32] as a movie

[00:58:35] what kind of movies

[00:58:37] are you watching bro

[00:58:38] what movie theater

[00:58:39] has the hard R rating

[00:58:42] white savior movies

[00:58:44] dude have you seen

[00:58:45] that fucking video of

[00:58:47] Linus tech tips talking

[00:58:48] about how he used to say

[00:58:49] the hard R

[00:58:50] no

[00:58:51] you know who Linus

[00:58:52] tech tips is

[00:58:53] I don't

[00:58:54] not off the top of my

[00:58:55] head

[00:58:56] you can just buy the

[00:58:57] name it's a pasty

[00:58:58] white skinny

[00:58:59] yeah obviously

[00:59:01] he's a wholesome guy

[00:59:03] but he gives tech tips

[00:59:04] he's like a super

[00:59:05] wholesome guy

[00:59:06] I hope it's this guy

[00:59:07] uh that I'm talking

[00:59:08] about

[00:59:09] but uh he

[00:59:10] when you say the

[00:59:12] hard R

[00:59:12] what is the word

[00:59:13] that comes to your

[00:59:14] mind

[00:59:15] it's definitely not a

[00:59:16] rating as a movie

[00:59:17] uh

[00:59:18] I'm not gonna say

[00:59:19] the word

[00:59:20] okay

[00:59:20] is the R at the

[00:59:21] beginning or the

[00:59:22] end of the word

[00:59:24] I think it's on the

[00:59:25] context

[00:59:28] uh

[00:59:29] anyways

[00:59:29] back to what I was

[00:59:30] saying

[00:59:31] so

[00:59:32] hold on

[00:59:32] no I can't

[00:59:33] I can't leave them

[00:59:33] late

[00:59:34] my detective said

[00:59:36] multiple times on a

[00:59:38] podcast that he's

[00:59:39] he's like everybody

[00:59:40] said the hard R

[00:59:41] I've said it a hundred

[00:59:42] times when my friends

[00:59:43] and then he's talking

[00:59:44] to someone physically

[00:59:45] in the real world

[00:59:47] right across from him

[00:59:48] and the guy's like

[00:59:49] holy shit

[00:59:50] he's like shaking his

[00:59:51] head like no

[00:59:51] no one said

[00:59:52] no I didn't say

[00:59:53] this

[00:59:54] he's the one

[00:59:55] he's saying that

[00:59:55] he does it

[00:59:56] and so this goes on

[00:59:57] uncomfortably

[00:59:58] for like five minutes

[01:00:00] before the guy

[01:00:02] is like

[01:00:02] wait man

[01:00:04] what do you think

[01:00:04] hard R means

[01:00:05] and then he's like

[01:00:07] it's like stupid

[01:00:08] right

[01:00:08] like the R word

[01:00:09] you know

[01:00:10] and he's like

[01:00:10] no man

[01:00:12] that's not what people

[01:00:13] mean when they say

[01:00:14] the hard R

[01:00:15] they mean

[01:00:15] I think that's where

[01:00:17] the difference comes in

[01:00:18] because like

[01:00:18] I would say

[01:00:19] the R word

[01:00:21] but hard R

[01:00:22] yeah

[01:00:23] is definitely

[01:00:24] not the R word

[01:00:26] this is definitely

[01:00:27] I think it's for sure

[01:00:28] because I

[01:00:29] this has come up

[01:00:30] on Twitter

[01:00:31] one time

[01:00:31] I remember

[01:00:32] like a while back

[01:00:32] and it's like

[01:00:34] people who don't

[01:00:35] live in America

[01:00:35] and they see

[01:00:36] they see hard R

[01:00:37] I think they actually

[01:00:38] this person might not

[01:00:39] live in America

[01:00:40] I think that's an

[01:00:40] actual saying

[01:00:41] in like other

[01:00:42] countries

[01:00:43] for like movies

[01:00:44] I think hard R

[01:00:45] is like

[01:00:45] really explicit

[01:00:46] do you think PewDiePie

[01:00:47] knows that?

[01:00:49] he knows it really well

[01:00:50] he really really

[01:00:52] understands hard R

[01:00:56] okay what were you

[01:00:58] saying?

[01:00:58] I don't know

[01:00:59] so as I was

[01:01:00] leaving

[01:01:00] at the end

[01:01:01] of the flight

[01:01:02] the older lady

[01:01:03] I was seated

[01:01:04] next to

[01:01:05] stopped me

[01:01:05] she remarked

[01:01:07] to me

[01:01:07] that the game

[01:01:08] I was playing

[01:01:08] was very disturbing

[01:01:09] and that it was rude

[01:01:10] of me to play

[01:01:11] something like that

[01:01:12] in a public space

[01:01:13] where people

[01:01:14] or kids

[01:01:14] could see it

[01:01:15] without meaning to

[01:01:16] she said she'd

[01:01:18] been upset by them

[01:01:19] and also pointed out

[01:01:20] that there were

[01:01:21] young kids

[01:01:22] in the row

[01:01:22] behind us

[01:01:23] oops

[01:01:25] okay wait a minute

[01:01:27] that's not how you

[01:01:27] get people on your

[01:01:28] side

[01:01:29] oopsie daisy

[01:01:30] sorry

[01:01:31] I hurt your feelings

[01:01:32] oopsie poopsie

[01:01:35] I apologized

[01:01:37] for bothering her

[01:01:38] although I don't

[01:01:39] know why she didn't

[01:01:40] ask me to stop

[01:01:41] during the flight

[01:01:42] if the images

[01:01:44] bothered her

[01:01:45] I would have

[01:01:47] the kids

[01:01:48] I genuinely

[01:01:49] hadn't noticed

[01:01:49] they were very

[01:01:51] well behaved

[01:01:52] but anyway

[01:01:53] their parents

[01:01:54] didn't complain

[01:01:55] and I got

[01:01:57] no signals

[01:01:58] that they'd

[01:01:59] been upset

[01:02:00] or even seen

[01:02:01] what I was doing

[01:02:02] reddit

[01:02:03] was I the asshole

[01:02:05] for playing

[01:02:05] something upsetting

[01:02:06] in a public space

[01:02:08] that others

[01:02:08] can't escape from

[01:02:11] only because

[01:02:13] you put it

[01:02:13] that way

[01:02:14] I might be

[01:02:16] because I

[01:02:16] understand

[01:02:17] that in a plane

[01:02:18] when you're

[01:02:19] walking up the aisle

[01:02:20] from the bathroom

[01:02:21] or seated

[01:02:22] next to them

[01:02:23] it's hard

[01:02:24] not to observe

[01:02:24] people's screens

[01:02:26] that's what I'm

[01:02:27] saying

[01:02:27] in the fucking

[01:02:28] tiny hallways

[01:02:29] in Resident Evil

[01:02:30] Zero

[01:02:30] getting beat

[01:02:31] to death

[01:02:31] by a monkey

[01:02:32] you think

[01:02:33] there's one

[01:02:33] monkey

[01:02:34] and there's

[01:02:34] like five

[01:02:35] monkeys

[01:02:35] just beating

[01:02:36] you to death

[01:02:36] just like

[01:02:37] everyone was

[01:02:38] playing the

[01:02:39] game on

[01:02:39] the plane

[01:02:40] though

[01:02:42] the kids

[01:02:43] couldn't

[01:02:43] escape it

[01:02:45] I empathize

[01:02:46] with the

[01:02:46] notion

[01:02:47] of being

[01:02:47] a kid

[01:02:48] and getting

[01:02:49] traumatized

[01:02:49] for life

[01:02:50] by an

[01:02:50] upsetting

[01:02:51] image

[01:02:51] seen in

[01:02:52] a public

[01:02:52] space

[01:02:53] on the other

[01:02:54] hand

[01:02:54] I might not

[01:02:55] be the

[01:02:55] asshole

[01:02:56] because

[01:02:57] isn't it

[01:02:57] other people's

[01:02:58] responsibilities

[01:02:59] to just

[01:03:00] look away

[01:03:01] if they don't

[01:03:01] like it

[01:03:03] I genuinely

[01:03:04] can't decide

[01:03:05] I leave the

[01:03:06] issue in your

[01:03:06] hands

[01:03:07] I hate this

[01:03:08] person

[01:03:09] simply because

[01:03:10] of the last

[01:03:11] sentence

[01:03:13] I leave the

[01:03:14] issue in your

[01:03:15] hands

[01:03:15] yeah

[01:03:15] there's something

[01:03:17] about that

[01:03:17] it's performative

[01:03:18] yeah

[01:03:19] they're just

[01:03:20] like you know

[01:03:21] I don't know

[01:03:22] I'm so innocent

[01:03:23] yeah I couldn't

[01:03:24] possibly

[01:03:25] understand

[01:03:26] this doesn't

[01:03:27] make any sense

[01:03:27] to me

[01:03:28] you can just

[01:03:28] look away

[01:03:30] it's not

[01:03:31] my fault

[01:03:32] that your

[01:03:33] children were

[01:03:34] scarred for

[01:03:34] life

[01:03:35] he's right

[01:03:36] or she's

[01:03:37] right

[01:03:37] they're right

[01:03:38] I don't know

[01:03:39] there's no

[01:03:39] indication

[01:03:40] right

[01:03:40] there is no

[01:03:41] indication

[01:03:42] cool

[01:03:42] well

[01:03:43] based off

[01:03:45] of this video

[01:03:46] game

[01:03:46] are you looking

[01:03:47] at the

[01:03:48] Scarlet Hollow

[01:03:48] game

[01:03:49] people images

[01:03:50] let's see

[01:03:51] I mean

[01:03:52] it looks

[01:03:53] pretty

[01:03:54] like lesbian

[01:03:55] coded

[01:03:55] yeah

[01:03:57] I was gonna

[01:03:57] say Steven

[01:03:58] Universe

[01:03:58] but that's

[01:03:59] the same

[01:03:59] thing

[01:04:00] it's like

[01:04:00] when I see

[01:04:01] this the first

[01:04:02] thing I think

[01:04:03] of is oh

[01:04:04] people who like

[01:04:04] Steven Universe

[01:04:05] like this

[01:04:05] for sure

[01:04:08] there's some

[01:04:09] I mean

[01:04:09] I don't see

[01:04:10] anything horrific

[01:04:11] I just see

[01:04:12] like spooky

[01:04:13] maggot

[01:04:14] creatures

[01:04:14] you know

[01:04:15] yeah

[01:04:16] I mean

[01:04:18] if that's

[01:04:19] the game

[01:04:19] it looks

[01:04:20] pretty

[01:04:20] mild

[01:04:21] honestly

[01:04:22] like

[01:04:23] it looks

[01:04:24] yeah

[01:04:25] I don't

[01:04:26] know

[01:04:26] there's like

[01:04:26] a fucking

[01:04:27] horse dude

[01:04:28] like a half

[01:04:29] horse

[01:04:29] you know

[01:04:29] like a

[01:04:30] centaur

[01:04:30] is like

[01:04:31] the horse

[01:04:32] like the

[01:04:33] human torso

[01:04:34] and then

[01:04:34] the horse

[01:04:34] it's the

[01:04:35] opposite

[01:04:35] this is a

[01:04:36] human body

[01:04:37] and a

[01:04:37] horse head

[01:04:38] it's the

[01:04:39] opposite of

[01:04:39] a centaur

[01:04:40] yeah

[01:04:40] there's like

[01:04:41] a shirtless

[01:04:42] dude with

[01:04:42] a tail

[01:04:43] and like

[01:04:44] a pitch

[01:04:45] forked tongue

[01:04:46] but like

[01:04:47] you know

[01:04:47] that's

[01:04:48] there are

[01:04:49] women masturbating

[01:04:50] to this

[01:04:51] oh absolutely

[01:04:52] I'm gonna

[01:04:53] masturbate to

[01:04:54] it later

[01:04:55] it's this

[01:04:56] possum

[01:04:56] isn't it

[01:04:57] there's possums

[01:04:57] everywhere in

[01:04:58] this

[01:04:58] you got me

[01:04:59] you got me

[01:05:00] right there

[01:05:00] cute little

[01:05:01] possum

[01:05:01] there's something

[01:05:02] about possums

[01:05:02] that I

[01:05:03] are we

[01:05:04] looking at

[01:05:05] the like

[01:05:06] grid that

[01:05:06] has the

[01:05:07] fan favorite

[01:05:08] as the

[01:05:08] possum

[01:05:09] no

[01:05:11] but that

[01:05:12] makes sense

[01:05:12] that makes

[01:05:13] a lot of

[01:05:14] sense

[01:05:15] every

[01:05:16] I mean

[01:05:16] if you're

[01:05:17] gonna make

[01:05:17] something in

[01:05:18] the modern

[01:05:18] era you

[01:05:18] gotta have

[01:05:19] your cute

[01:05:19] star wars

[01:05:20] disney

[01:05:21] character

[01:05:21] in there

[01:05:22] also right

[01:05:23] that everyone's

[01:05:24] gonna adore

[01:05:24] I mean

[01:05:24] I'm I get

[01:05:25] susceptible

[01:05:25] to it too

[01:05:26] so I mean

[01:05:26] I can't

[01:05:27] say

[01:05:27] can't make

[01:05:28] fun of it

[01:05:28] too much

[01:05:28] but his

[01:05:29] name is

[01:05:30] dustin

[01:05:31] that's

[01:05:32] great

[01:05:32] I would

[01:05:32] call him

[01:05:33] dusty

[01:05:34] dusty

[01:05:35] the

[01:05:35] possum

[01:05:35] anyway

[01:05:36] that's

[01:05:37] the game

[01:05:37] um

[01:05:38] so this

[01:05:38] person

[01:05:39] kind of

[01:05:39] making some

[01:05:40] points

[01:05:40] I mean

[01:05:41] they're right

[01:05:41] to an

[01:05:42] extent

[01:05:42] like at

[01:05:42] some point

[01:05:43] you're

[01:05:43] you're

[01:05:44] comfortable

[01:05:44] you have

[01:05:45] to have

[01:05:45] some form

[01:05:46] of personal

[01:05:47] responsibility

[01:05:47] for how

[01:05:48] comfortable

[01:05:49] you are

[01:05:50] allowing yourself

[01:05:50] to be

[01:05:51] the problem

[01:05:52] is again

[01:05:53] like you are

[01:05:54] enclosed

[01:05:54] in like

[01:05:55] this area

[01:05:55] I think

[01:05:56] another thing

[01:05:56] is that

[01:05:57] like you

[01:05:58] it's not

[01:05:58] just that

[01:05:59] you're

[01:05:59] observing

[01:06:00] something

[01:06:00] that you

[01:06:01] don't

[01:06:02] that

[01:06:02] that's

[01:06:03] like

[01:06:03] uncomfortable

[01:06:03] for you

[01:06:04] it's also

[01:06:04] that you're

[01:06:05] observing

[01:06:05] it in a

[01:06:06] public area

[01:06:06] where other

[01:06:07] people could

[01:06:07] observe it

[01:06:07] so it's like

[01:06:08] that adds

[01:06:09] to like

[01:06:10] some weird

[01:06:11] like magnet

[01:06:12] like it's

[01:06:13] like an order

[01:06:13] of magnitude

[01:06:14] more disturbing

[01:06:15] to you

[01:06:16] that someone's

[01:06:17] watching that

[01:06:18] but I kind

[01:06:19] of feel like

[01:06:20] this old lady

[01:06:20] was a little

[01:06:21] self-righteous

[01:06:22] because like

[01:06:23] she waited

[01:06:23] until the

[01:06:24] end of the

[01:06:24] flight

[01:06:24] to like

[01:06:25] say anything

[01:06:26] she's been

[01:06:27] sitting next

[01:06:28] to this

[01:06:28] person

[01:06:28] this whole

[01:06:29] fucking

[01:06:29] time

[01:06:29] and just

[01:06:30] like

[01:06:31] apparently

[01:06:31] staring

[01:06:32] locked

[01:06:32] onto their

[01:06:33] screen

[01:06:33] just

[01:06:33] entranced

[01:06:34] by this

[01:06:35] hollow

[01:06:36] whatever

[01:06:37] scarlet

[01:06:38] hollow

[01:06:38] game

[01:06:38] yeah

[01:06:39] uh

[01:06:40] she's

[01:06:40] just

[01:06:40] she's

[01:06:41] like

[01:06:41] staring

[01:06:42] at it

[01:06:42] the

[01:06:42] whole

[01:06:42] time

[01:06:43] getting

[01:06:43] upset

[01:06:43] and just

[01:06:44] waiting

[01:06:45] until

[01:06:46] she can

[01:06:46] leave

[01:06:47] to say

[01:06:47] something

[01:06:49] I think

[01:06:49] that's what

[01:06:50] most people

[01:06:50] would do

[01:06:50] like

[01:06:51] waiting

[01:06:51] like

[01:06:52] it's

[01:06:52] harder

[01:06:52] to

[01:06:53] say

[01:06:53] something

[01:06:53] and then

[01:06:53] just be

[01:06:54] stuck

[01:06:54] next to

[01:06:55] them

[01:06:55] no

[01:06:56] what are

[01:06:57] you even

[01:06:57] playing

[01:06:58] right now

[01:06:58] stranger

[01:06:59] yeah

[01:07:00] well

[01:07:00] it seems

[01:07:01] like

[01:07:02] abrasive

[01:07:03] to some

[01:07:03] people

[01:07:03] like

[01:07:04] it just

[01:07:04] depends

[01:07:05] on what

[01:07:05] your

[01:07:06] your

[01:07:06] your

[01:07:07] social

[01:07:07] limits

[01:07:07] are

[01:07:08] because

[01:07:08] there

[01:07:08] are

[01:07:08] some

[01:07:09] people

[01:07:09] that

[01:07:09] are

[01:07:10] totally

[01:07:10] fine

[01:07:10] with

[01:07:11] that

[01:07:11] it's

[01:07:11] like

[01:07:11] something

[01:07:12] that we

[01:07:12] talk about

[01:07:12] when we play

[01:07:13] commander

[01:07:13] a lot

[01:07:13] just a

[01:07:14] little bit

[01:07:15] around

[01:07:15] to that

[01:07:15] and so

[01:07:16] for a

[01:07:16] conversation

[01:07:17] for nobody

[01:07:17] for two

[01:07:18] minutes

[01:07:18] but us

[01:07:19] uh

[01:07:20] the

[01:07:20] the thing

[01:07:21] about commander

[01:07:22] is that

[01:07:22] like

[01:07:23] people

[01:07:23] people have

[01:07:24] a lot of

[01:07:24] different lines

[01:07:25] that they draw

[01:07:26] to in order

[01:07:26] to try and

[01:07:27] have a fun

[01:07:27] environment

[01:07:28] but fun

[01:07:28] means a lot

[01:07:29] of different

[01:07:29] things to

[01:07:30] people

[01:07:30] and you can

[01:07:31] kind

[01:07:31] of

[01:07:31] you can

[01:07:32] kind

[01:07:32] of

[01:07:32] copy

[01:07:34] that map

[01:07:34] onto this

[01:07:35] except for

[01:07:35] instead of

[01:07:36] fun

[01:07:36] it's like

[01:07:38] comfortability

[01:07:39] right

[01:07:39] and so

[01:07:40] like

[01:07:40] when you feel

[01:07:42] this discomfort

[01:07:43] uh

[01:07:44] okay let's go back

[01:07:45] to the commander

[01:07:46] thing it's easier

[01:07:46] like when you feel

[01:07:47] like you're being

[01:07:48] a jerk

[01:07:49] like you're doing

[01:07:49] something mean

[01:07:50] then

[01:07:51] you don't

[01:07:52] want to

[01:07:52] or you feel

[01:07:53] someone doing

[01:07:54] something mean

[01:07:54] to you

[01:07:55] you don't

[01:07:55] want to

[01:07:55] do that

[01:07:55] anymore

[01:07:56] and whenever

[01:07:57] you see

[01:07:57] other people

[01:07:58] doing that

[01:07:58] you imagine

[01:07:59] that they feel

[01:08:00] the same way

[01:08:01] as you

[01:08:01] but they don't

[01:08:02] feel the same

[01:08:02] way as you

[01:08:03] because in my

[01:08:04] mind whenever

[01:08:04] I'm doing

[01:08:05] something and

[01:08:06] someone doesn't

[01:08:06] like it

[01:08:07] I want someone

[01:08:08] to tell me

[01:08:08] hey you're

[01:08:09] being you're

[01:08:10] being a dick

[01:08:10] right now

[01:08:11] I'll be like

[01:08:12] oh man

[01:08:13] that's not good

[01:08:14] how long have

[01:08:15] I been being

[01:08:15] a dick

[01:08:15] because people

[01:08:16] tend to let

[01:08:17] me be a dick

[01:08:17] for a long

[01:08:18] time before

[01:08:18] they tell

[01:08:19] me

[01:08:19] it's like

[01:08:19] I need

[01:08:20] to know

[01:08:20] I would

[01:08:21] like to

[01:08:21] know

[01:08:21] but a lot

[01:08:22] of people

[01:08:23] don't like

[01:08:23] to know

[01:08:25] and there's

[01:08:26] just so

[01:08:26] there's different

[01:08:27] lines for all

[01:08:27] kinds of

[01:08:28] different little

[01:08:28] things

[01:08:28] right

[01:08:30] whenever this

[01:08:30] person

[01:08:31] old lady

[01:08:31] so

[01:08:33] going back

[01:08:34] to the whole

[01:08:34] thing about

[01:08:35] wanting to

[01:08:35] do it

[01:08:36] when they

[01:08:36] could leave

[01:08:37] it's difficult

[01:08:38] to like

[01:08:39] rock the

[01:08:40] boat

[01:08:40] and then be

[01:08:41] stuck in

[01:08:41] the boat

[01:08:42] right

[01:08:42] it's easier

[01:08:43] to rock the

[01:08:43] boat when

[01:08:44] you're right

[01:08:44] next to

[01:08:44] the shore

[01:08:46] or on

[01:08:46] the dock

[01:08:47] right

[01:08:48] because like

[01:08:48] it's like

[01:08:49] oh it's

[01:08:49] scary

[01:08:49] it's fun

[01:08:50] it's crazy

[01:08:50] but when

[01:08:51] you're in

[01:08:51] the middle

[01:08:51] of the lake

[01:08:52] or the river

[01:08:52] you're like

[01:08:53] probably don't

[01:08:54] rock the boat

[01:08:56] weak

[01:08:56] because we're

[01:08:57] all stuck

[01:08:57] in the boat

[01:08:58] like you

[01:08:58] know what I

[01:08:59] mean

[01:09:00] I get that

[01:09:01] I just

[01:09:03] I don't know

[01:09:04] I don't think

[01:09:05] this person

[01:09:05] is honestly

[01:09:06] an asshole

[01:09:07] just because

[01:09:09] first of all

[01:09:10] the game

[01:09:10] didn't look

[01:09:11] that bad

[01:09:11] they're making

[01:09:12] it sound

[01:09:12] way worse

[01:09:13] than it looks

[01:09:14] and maybe

[01:09:14] it has

[01:09:14] like some

[01:09:15] fucking

[01:09:15] like crazy

[01:09:16] like gore

[01:09:17] porn in it

[01:09:17] I don't know

[01:09:18] I just saw

[01:09:19] some pictures

[01:09:19] on reddit

[01:09:20] but

[01:09:22] yeah

[01:09:23] I am

[01:09:24] out the

[01:09:25] mindset

[01:09:25] of just

[01:09:26] being like

[01:09:26] if someone

[01:09:27] is like

[01:09:27] really

[01:09:27] bothering

[01:09:28] me

[01:09:28] just

[01:09:29] like

[01:09:29] tell them

[01:09:30] I don't

[01:09:30] know

[01:09:30] or

[01:09:31] you know

[01:09:32] like

[01:09:32] planes

[01:09:33] like

[01:09:33] you can

[01:09:34] talk to

[01:09:34] like

[01:09:35] the

[01:09:35] stewardess

[01:09:36] or whatever

[01:09:36] and be like

[01:09:37] hey

[01:09:38] can you

[01:09:38] talk to

[01:09:39] this person

[01:09:39] this is

[01:09:41] making me

[01:09:41] super

[01:09:42] uncomfortable

[01:09:42] like

[01:09:42] you have

[01:09:43] options

[01:09:43] just because

[01:09:44] you are

[01:09:44] stuck

[01:09:45] on there

[01:09:45] like

[01:09:46] together

[01:09:47] it doesn't

[01:09:47] mean that

[01:09:48] like

[01:09:48] your only

[01:09:49] choice

[01:09:49] is to

[01:09:50] sit

[01:09:51] there

[01:09:51] and

[01:09:51] suffer

[01:09:53] yeah

[01:09:54] I mean

[01:09:54] but maybe

[01:09:55] she wasn't

[01:09:56] like

[01:09:57] watching it

[01:09:57] the whole

[01:09:58] time

[01:09:58] there's

[01:09:58] there's

[01:09:59] there's

[01:09:59] I can

[01:09:59] see what

[01:10:00] you're

[01:10:00] saying

[01:10:00] I wouldn't

[01:10:00] have thought

[01:10:01] about the

[01:10:01] stewardess

[01:10:01] thing

[01:10:02] honestly

[01:10:02] but that's

[01:10:03] a good

[01:10:03] that's

[01:10:03] a good

[01:10:03] strategy

[01:10:04] to get

[01:10:04] somebody

[01:10:04] else

[01:10:04] to go

[01:10:05] do

[01:10:05] something

[01:10:05] yeah

[01:10:06] I mean

[01:10:06] get someone

[01:10:08] who like

[01:10:09] has

[01:10:09] authority

[01:10:10] involved

[01:10:11] but um

[01:10:12] another thing

[01:10:13] was that

[01:10:13] like

[01:10:15] maybe the

[01:10:16] lady

[01:10:21] isn't

[01:10:21] like

[01:10:21] maybe

[01:10:22] so it's

[01:10:23] an older

[01:10:23] lady

[01:10:24] so maybe

[01:10:24] she's

[01:10:24] like

[01:10:24] oh

[01:10:25] I

[01:10:25] oh

[01:10:26] it's

[01:10:26] very

[01:10:27] very

[01:10:28] unladylike

[01:10:29] to play

[01:10:30] those types

[01:10:31] of things

[01:10:31] and if that's

[01:10:32] the case

[01:10:33] fuck her

[01:10:33] even harder

[01:10:34] well no

[01:10:35] but what I'm

[01:10:36] saying is

[01:10:36] what she

[01:10:37] is saying

[01:10:38] is like

[01:10:38] a three

[01:10:39] and how

[01:10:40] us young

[01:10:41] people

[01:10:41] interpret that

[01:10:42] it's like

[01:10:43] an eight

[01:10:43] because now

[01:10:44] we're thinking

[01:10:45] of our

[01:10:45] fucking parents

[01:10:46] scolding us

[01:10:46] or whatever

[01:10:47] it's like

[01:10:47] the way

[01:10:48] we communicate

[01:10:49] like between

[01:10:50] generations

[01:10:51] is completely

[01:10:51] different

[01:10:52] and the

[01:10:53] older lady

[01:10:54] might think

[01:10:55] you know

[01:10:55] what this

[01:10:55] reminds me

[01:10:56] of

[01:10:56] there are

[01:10:57] there are

[01:10:57] old people

[01:10:58] who hate

[01:10:59] it when you

[01:10:59] say no

[01:11:00] problem

[01:11:01] or don't

[01:11:01] worry about

[01:11:02] it

[01:11:04] I have

[01:11:05] too

[01:11:05] like

[01:11:06] I was

[01:11:06] a server

[01:11:07] and like

[01:11:08] an older

[01:11:08] guy got mad

[01:11:09] at me

[01:11:09] and of course

[01:11:10] you're just

[01:11:10] like oh

[01:11:10] I'm sorry

[01:11:11] I didn't

[01:11:11] mean to offend

[01:11:11] you

[01:11:12] it's okay

[01:11:12] you know

[01:11:12] it's just

[01:11:13] a miscommunication

[01:11:13] but they

[01:11:14] want you

[01:11:14] to be

[01:11:15] like

[01:11:15] you're

[01:11:15] welcome

[01:11:16] right

[01:11:16] like