Episode 145: Call of Duty Warzone - Significant Booty

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[00:00:38] Hello and welcome to Gaming Together, Cooperative Podcast. I'm your host Philip and I'm here with my co partner, Nave each pod we play through

[00:00:44] Qualved experience and related you the listener of this game is a criminal a crime of call up for something better off playing solo hey, Nave

[00:00:52] I've only drank like 11 years last night but my liver hurts pretty bad

[00:00:57] I'm starting to get up there in age. Jono's camera is fucking going berserk

[00:01:01] Yeah, it's like a whole focusing and then it's like

[00:01:06] It's manual focusing

[00:01:08] I'm sure you know there rise you have is like those game shows in like the fucking 70s

[00:01:11] You know, I mean the really all right. We got a guest Philip we do returning or like the ninth time is

[00:01:18] John O of the Elder trolls welcome John O

[00:01:21] Thank you

[00:01:22] It's been a lot yeah

[00:01:26] Here I'm no stranger. Oh stranger. I'll tell you that the issue is that we have so many episodes now

[00:01:31] So I genuinely live no frame of reference anymore is like I keep thinking about going back to like categorize certain episodes

[00:01:37] They're like just to collect a kind of metadata on each one about who was on what episode at what time and there's just too many of this point

[00:01:44] I'm gonna say five. This is probably the fifth. Yeah, I'm gonna say fifth. That's reasonable

[00:01:47] So I mean Nave is apparently dying of the liver Jono. Would you send that photo of the top ramen?

[00:01:54] The ramen yeah the Raymond. I was out for some Raymond for lunch

[00:01:57] It looks real good and you got the egg oh, yeah, hell yeah, it's very good

[00:02:03] They have like others like side stuff too. So we got some caragate chicken there like that's like a

[00:02:08] Like a fried chicken with the

[00:02:10] Coupi mayo or whatever the hell it is. It was very good

[00:02:13] My love their mayo. Yeah my mouth is like

[00:02:17] It's all very salty and very hot so like my mouth is burned and also very salty and I'm so thirsty with her

[00:02:25] You're like you're like a what is it from Dark Souls?

[00:02:29] Like

[00:02:31] Really called

[00:02:35] So we are a view game podcast and we're gonna be talking about call of duty war zone

[00:02:42] Time

[00:02:44] Call of duty

[00:02:46] Yeah, it's got that gamer fuel. Yeah, I feel a few. Oh, there it is. I got it's sprayed up past my little

[00:02:53] Spit guard all on my microphones. That was different than mine. I got some soda water flavored soda

[00:03:00] Oh, I have to sing water what so I got off work right at like 330

[00:03:06] So it's like just after school and the I went to an on cue because I was like I kind of want twizzlers

[00:03:10] I've been craving twizzlers all day. I ate them already

[00:03:13] I went in there

[00:03:14] I grabbed a monster I grabbed some twizzlers and I got Winston stood in line in between like there's like three high school students in front of me

[00:03:21] Three behind me and all of them have like a red bull and a bag of chips in their hands

[00:03:25] So I'm like blending in right?

[00:03:28] In the middle of a pillow pillow kids and I get to the front and there's another high school student behind the register and she goes

[00:03:36] What home room are you in I don't recognize you

[00:03:40] Like I'm 30 I think exactly what I said. I stared at her a second because I didn't know she was joking

[00:03:46] But she looked sincere so I was like I am 30

[00:03:50] So I have my beard on and my hair was like back, you know

[00:03:53] I don't know that was he was very

[00:03:57] Confusing you should have been like I am 45

[00:04:00] Like oh you're like old. I mean she didn't notice the beard

[00:04:04] Well there were that's the thing is that there were high school students standing in line that also had beards like so it's like

[00:04:10] They're what do you weird there are high school students with beard?

[00:04:13] That's all the growth hormones man. It's all the growth hormones in the middle of the

[00:04:18] Yeah, the GMOs

[00:04:20] Yeah, all the young you know they all got big tits too now. It's all crazy

[00:04:24] It's just crazy out there. They've been even eating their fucking celery and shit. Yeah, it's the Wild West out there man

[00:04:30] Kids these days

[00:04:32] I did this

[00:04:35] We are gaming podcasts and we are going to be talking about called Eddie warzone

[00:04:39] But before we get there, let's just check in with what games we've been playing the games that we have been playing

[00:04:45] Naive hello. I've been playing

[00:04:47] I've been playing a little bit of Witcher 3 and unicorn overlord released

[00:04:51] Sometime last week and so I've been playing on that a little bit too

[00:04:55] but uh tell me about it the unicorn overlord

[00:04:58] This is the uh

[00:04:59] The I feel like this is the first game that they've come out these Japanese RPGs or Japanese action games Japanese tactics games with a funny title

[00:05:06] That I actually like because I see like you know every day life Octopath traveler

[00:05:12] Uh

[00:05:13] Triangle strategy these games with these terrible titles coming up that I hate yeah

[00:05:17] Unicorn overlord drops and I'm like finally a golden title. I just tried to type that into Google okay

[00:05:25] And I misspelled it and I typed unicorn

[00:05:29] Aqua lows and it came up with a bunch of fucking toddler boots like rain boots

[00:05:37] And then I looked at what I typed and I was like oh that is not correct your fingers were just slightly off on the

[00:05:43] Yeah, exactly position

[00:05:45] Okay, yeah, well the title unicorn overlord makes more sense whenever you play the game

[00:05:50] And it's like you're so it's like a medieval game. It's it's basically fire emblem except better

[00:05:55] It seems better the game it feels like it so far. I've only played two hours

[00:05:59] So I've no idea really but um the the your characters your insignia is a unicorn

[00:06:06] And you are the lord of that group of people

[00:06:09] So it's like oh

[00:06:11] Okay, well this makes a lot of sense actually

[00:06:13] Like in one hour

[00:06:14] I've already gotten like all the answers I needed for the title

[00:06:17] It's really good. It's vanillaware. So it's those guys you remember the maru mosa p s

[00:06:21] Vita game that you made fun of me for way back. Oh, yes, it's like trash the most generic looking anime game you're playing

[00:06:27] It kind of does look pretty generic and just like if you play it

[00:06:31] If you or if you look at a video or a gift or if you see it in motion you're like oh shit

[00:06:36] This looks really good. Oh, it's like octopath traveler. Yeah. Well kind of I've seen that now

[00:06:40] Yeah, like the world kind of looks like there's little animated and it's like kind of pixelated

[00:06:46] Yeah, and so I would go and watch like a video of like the battles because the battles look really cool

[00:06:51] But it's just fire emblem or when is that other game advanced wars?

[00:06:56] You know where they the people line up on both sides and they fight or think yeah, it's like tactic

[00:07:01] Yeah, yeah, it's really interesting so far

[00:07:03] There's a big controversy about the localization of the game

[00:07:07] But I have fucking no idea every time I look up every time I ask questions on twitter

[00:07:11] They're like they changed everything and I'm just like well. Yeah, it was in Japanese before

[00:07:17] I was gonna ask go what's uh? What's the dialogue like it how complex are they getting do you think I can go with a translation for this or play this for Japanese

[00:07:25] I don't think you I can't I checked for you. You cannot switch it to congee. Oh

[00:07:29] Yeah, those are I am listening to it in Japanese, but it's fucked up the thing because it by default is auto scrolling

[00:07:36] Which is fine that makes sense so when they finish their lines it moves on to the next thing

[00:07:40] But sometimes it doesn't finish the fucking words

[00:07:43] So sometimes they moves on before the sentence is done writing out and I'm like oh what yeah, I don't so I'm like

[00:07:50] I guess I just don't know but he was just like I'm so sorry for you

[00:07:53] And then it moves on. I'm like he's probably gonna say the loss of your mother or something

[00:07:56] I don't know

[00:07:57] Like

[00:07:59] So this is a matter this important story point

[00:08:02] Yeah, but uh, it seems neat every it's like it has the uh

[00:08:06] The like the drink links from you could use the infant like a dragon infinite well or it also just regularly like a dragon

[00:08:13] Where like you know you as you bond with your characters through battle

[00:08:15] You can like sit down and talk to them and stuff. I haven't met you want to pick seen that yet

[00:08:20] Yes, but like it encourages you to you have multiple units and you get to choose who's in the fights

[00:08:26] So it's like you I get the sword guy and the shield guy and the prince

[00:08:30] I'll put them in one group and then I'll get the thief and

[00:08:33] The axe guy I'll put them in one group and then you slowly are like lovely everything up

[00:08:38] It's it's also a game where numbers are constantly getting bigger. So I'm like oh, I like that

[00:08:43] I'm I'm ranked E right now. You're telling me I get to rank I can get to rank D

[00:08:47] I get to start a rank E

[00:08:50] Incredible I was gonna ask also you talk about how you have characters like the axe guy and stuff like that fire emblem is infamous for its

[00:08:56] Parma death

[00:08:57] Do your characters die in this? I don't think so

[00:09:02] I don't know yet

[00:09:02] So I'm literally still in the midst of tutorials

[00:09:05] I literally just got to do with it to tomorrow like this is the overworld overlord. This is the overworld

[00:09:10] Where you could pick flowers and shit and I'm just like okay cool. I don't have enough time

[00:09:15] I'm like looking at the clock like I get flowers

[00:09:18] Well, I mean like I don't have enough time the podcast is starting in 15 minutes

[00:09:21] And I don't know if I'm gonna go pick those flowers and it's gonna start a dialogue

[00:09:24] I

[00:09:26] Didn't know if I was gonna make it back man. I'm like fucking the time the time change fucked me up last night

[00:09:33] I was like yeah, yeah

[00:09:38] You lost an hour sleep. I started watching an episode of I started watching the first episode of shogun at like one o'clock

[00:09:45] And then it finished at and I looked at the clock and it was three a.m

[00:09:49] And I'm like what the fuck just

[00:09:51] I

[00:09:53] Three am right now like what and then I didn't go to bed to like a half hour later

[00:09:57] So I would do like 3 30 last night apparently and I woke up, but I was just like oh fuck up

[00:10:01] Like oh my god and my wife was gone

[00:10:03] She went to meet somebody and it's like you know we have to be home

[00:10:06] And I gotta go to lunch and they're gonna get back together the podcast

[00:10:08] Then I got a fucking leave. I gotta go to hockey

[00:10:10] So it was like rushing around and then we got to the fucking ramen place

[00:10:13] And there's this huge line of like what the hell is going on is lying at one o'clock p.m

[00:10:18] At this random ramen place

[00:10:21] It was great. I was like you're like hey, I'm just start the podcast 30 minutes later

[00:10:25] And I woke up I rolled over looked at my phone and I was like yes

[00:10:29] Back to sleep

[00:10:31] You're oh my god

[00:10:33] I gotta tight times kids will let it go to fit

[00:10:36] Yeah man, but everything in though, you know

[00:10:38] But I got a hard stop at 630 here boys

[00:10:41] That's a that's a year away

[00:10:43] I've also been playing with you three

[00:10:44] We finished the bloody baron storyline

[00:10:47] God

[00:10:48] Damn it is that fucking storyline super good god damn is it good?

[00:10:54] Uh, I also decided

[00:10:56] So I was I was streaming it for Melissa her power went out for all day

[00:11:01] I guess I don't know what the fuck happened and so I was like I guess I'm just gonna do Gwent

[00:11:05] So I went around like collecting all the cards and talking on battling everybody

[00:11:10] My Gwent deck is insane, but this is the worst part

[00:11:13] So Gwent is terrible because it's fucking awful when you have no cards

[00:11:17] And then like you slowly get better and then you get super good to where you're winning every fight

[00:11:22] Like without trying but occasionally you lose like twice in a row

[00:11:26] And that makes me even more angry because I'm like this guy is a peasant's deck

[00:11:30] You have a third right back in your fourth right tallest

[00:11:33] And I am so fucking angry at him

[00:11:35] Have you ever played like the game against real people?

[00:11:38] No, I don't even like Gwent. I don't think it's that good

[00:11:42] No, it's not but it's just like

[00:11:44] What do you guys do? It's like these guys have all these fucking they've paid for all this extra

[00:11:50] Skins and decks and all this stuff. I'm like what the fuck this game isn't that good guys would you mind me of another game

[00:11:58] Did you guys see that meme I posted where it was

[00:12:01] Kiva

[00:12:02] Yeah, it has the new like the the UGX series or whatever characters like let's have a good battle smiley face emoji

[00:12:09] And then it's just weak aura. This is strong aura. It is just Kiva

[00:12:12] It says I'll kill myself if this little shithead wins

[00:12:16] I posted that in my magic the gathering group like my friends like him over and they were like oh my god

[00:12:21] It's you you're that guy

[00:12:23] You're the Kiva

[00:12:25] You went hard in their early seasons

[00:12:28] Yeah, he ripped up his exodia or something during the

[00:12:31] Through it in the water and then Joey's like oh fucking throw my life away to save these one of the kind cards

[00:12:38] Probably would do man dude the fucking one ring is like the one ring for the Lord of the Rings event

[00:12:44] They literally had yeah, the post-blown card that cards have good gillian dollars or something a good Julian

[00:12:50] Yeah, I don't I don't remember it was like two million or something

[00:12:53] Ungraded and then they'd only graded like a it only graded like an eight or something

[00:13:01] Yeah, what the fuck new cards can get roughed up and in transit man

[00:13:06] You think that's what it was

[00:13:08] Yeah, yeah, but like if they're only but if they're only making one of them

[00:13:12] You think that they would like make it

[00:13:16] And then pick the perfect one

[00:13:20] Yeah, I'm talking plastic case

[00:13:23] Eight how does that card grade an eight tell me that is that doesn't make any sense to me unless it was damaged in

[00:13:30] After the fact, but he probably had any

[00:13:36] But it's like centering is off. It's like oh, so it is a pretty defect

[00:13:40] It's like yeah, that's horrible. I mean the printing defects are pretty common as far as like if you look at Pokemon cards

[00:13:45] I used to like their terror their guard like great videos and they are like off-center every time

[00:13:50] Yeah, there's not a center the Japanese ones are much better though. Then the American ones Japanese ones have a way high

[00:13:57] Like quality uh pretty quality

[00:14:00] But yeah

[00:14:01] Anyway, that's what I've been playing

[00:14:03] Very nice very nice

[00:14:05] Uh for what I've been playing I just finished trials of mana as my fourth game completed in Japanese

[00:14:11] I'm trying to complete 12 games in Japanese this year on my learning journey and trials of mana is actually really good

[00:14:19] Like I haven't played any of the true. I talked about okay, I talked about last time

[00:14:22] I've played any of the mana games

[00:14:24] But trials of mana it had me kind of soft in the beginning

[00:14:27] But then by the end I was rock hard ready to kill some dragon overlords like it was like wife played this

[00:14:33] It's real cute. Is this okay? It's just related to the original like legend of mana

[00:14:38] Yeah, it's a man on okay, okay

[00:14:41] Yeah, so this is the unreleased third game that they did a uh

[00:14:47] Like was able to remake of yeah because it was just pixels before and now it's like 3d

[00:14:53] You know figures and everything

[00:14:56] And voice dialogue that was not there before and I think the re-wrote bits of the story to make it

[00:15:02] More playable and actually make more sense than in NES game

[00:15:06] They're super NES

[00:15:08] Whatever they were whatever it was

[00:15:10] But yeah trials of mana real good uh fourth game that means I'm ahead of schedule

[00:15:15] I'm not sure what I'm gonna do for my next one. I know I picked up

[00:15:18] Uh fire emblem three hopes warriors or warriors three hopes

[00:15:23] Which is the spin-off of fire emblem three houses in the warriors series

[00:15:29] I think so it's it's an alternate timeline of three houses with the same characters, but it's a warrior's game

[00:15:37] And it is difficult to follow in Japanese because you spend a lot of time in battles and that and people are just yelling all the time

[00:15:46] Just like to you while you're fighting

[00:15:48] So I might drop that one because I'm not comprehending much

[00:15:52] But it's pretty good

[00:15:53] Besides that I'm still playing rotado

[00:15:55] I have like four characters left before I have be the game with every character

[00:16:00] Maybe you still playing rotado

[00:16:02] Uh every now and then I do I had a achievement

[00:16:06] On untrue achievements it keeps track of your achievements

[00:16:08] Obviously, but like it also does this thing where it keeps a tab on your streak

[00:16:13] Like every if you're getting an achievement every day. It's like for 12 days in a row

[00:16:16] You got an achievements and I have like almost a month

[00:16:19] And so I was using rotado as like if I wasn't gonna get an achievement before midnight

[00:16:24] I was like okay, I'm gonna get one with rotado

[00:16:26] But then I fucking forgot like two days ago. So I ruined it. It's fucking over

[00:16:32] Well, like I do it for the uh the migrosoft points or whatever

[00:16:35] Like they give you half a penny if you get an achievement every day or something like that

[00:16:40] They just fucking fucked that the rewards even more dude

[00:16:44] I do remember a year ago to this day where I was like you're bragging about how the way it is

[00:16:48] Yeah, the regressor is killing it

[00:16:50] I literally checked that I must have some you can do it on the

[00:16:55] Dashboard. It's like literally integrated into the dashboard now

[00:16:58] It used to be its own little app like segregated somewhere else

[00:17:01] But now you can it should be like right next to game pass or in the game

[00:17:05] Pass I don't know how it works. It's in achievements actually like it's there's a cheemis and there's another tab next to it

[00:17:10] Currently, that's like rewards beta and it says like beta even though it's been around for four years now

[00:17:17] Yeah

[00:17:18] Well, it's the beta is it wasn't in beta and then now it isn't beta again because now it's all that integration shit

[00:17:25] Okay, but it's real good. But he was where you man about the apparently they're fucking it up

[00:17:29] Me oh

[00:17:32] They just made him worse they just made him worse even more you're getting even less you have less opportunity to

[00:17:37] Keep reducing the dayouts

[00:17:39] And they keep it they don't have enough challenges to also the increase the reward requirements for fucking shit

[00:17:45] So it's like I'm like looking at it like damn dude. That is so lame

[00:17:50] But then what they're doing like $55 banked up. They're sniping me the people like me who have been I've literally I have it paid for

[00:17:59] Xbox gold or okay, you pass ultimate and like

[00:18:03] 11 years or not. It's all that been like long

[00:18:05] It's been like eight years like legitimately

[00:18:07] I've been using rewards points because I spend so much money in that store that I just always have free online

[00:18:14] Yeah, and now by the time well that's allowed I was gonna say by the time it runs out

[00:18:18] I might not have enough to get more but that's a lie because it's hung around for like two and a half years

[00:18:22] I can get a five dollar gift card right now

[00:18:24] Look at you wow

[00:18:26] And I didn't even know I had these points worth five bucks boom. Yeah, that pays for the taxes

[00:18:31] Yeah

[00:18:33] The candidate tax. Yeah, oh, that's cool. I'll just bank those for later. That's what like it makes me mad when I use good devalued

[00:18:40] Yeah, it's inflation man

[00:18:42] It's fine. It's up for more point inflation

[00:18:45] But you can't just buy the gift cards. Let us say in your account because they do expire after like six months

[00:18:50] There's something like that the money will expire in your account. It's very annoying

[00:18:54] It reminds me of whenever I use Uber Eats and it's like there's a $15 promo for Taco Bell and I'm like yeah

[00:19:00] Oh Taco Bell. I guess I mean that today and then it's like

[00:19:03] Minus $15 and then you it's cost $15 for all the fees and shit and I'm like oh

[00:19:09] It's still like 40 bucks. Yeah

[00:19:12] The cost of Uber Eats is crazy and I still use it all the time. It's crazy

[00:19:17] All right, John. Oh, what games have you been playing?

[00:19:19] Uh final fantasy uh rebirth finally seven rebirth

[00:19:24] And uh, I'm about like how those fetch quests

[00:19:27] The the cyclists aren't that bad at all actually they're more like um

[00:19:31] I compare it to like games that I actually want to complete the map on like

[00:19:36] On the top of my head like spider man the spider-man games

[00:19:40] Like I do everything on the map on the spider-man games sleepy dogs

[00:19:44] But this isn't bad because there's only like five side quests per region

[00:19:47] So it's not horrible and like some of the side stuff and the stuff on the map helps you

[00:19:52] Get stronger so you have like an incentive to go do it like it makes your summon material stronger

[00:19:57] If you go to these little summoning shrine things it'll make your

[00:20:01] You're summoning materia for that whatever it is for that area

[00:20:05] It'll be like a certain like it'll be like titan in one area

[00:20:08] And if you go get them all it'll level up your titan summon materia. So it's stronger

[00:20:12] So obviously you don't want to do that. Do you need to be stronger?

[00:20:16] Um is there any reason it helps like almost semi-grinder is just make the game slightly easier

[00:20:22] Like the fights aren't

[00:20:24] Super easy. I mean, it's not like uh, it's not like a turn-based anymore right because you do still have to

[00:20:31] Like dodge and block and stuff while you're while your meter fills. So

[00:20:35] So I do like doing that and there is a card game

[00:20:38] There's a card game they added

[00:20:41] Yeah, so there is side quests for that. I'm like

[00:20:43] I gotta do those triple try-ed

[00:20:45] Yes, it's it's like a mix between

[00:20:48] I don't know it's a mix between like tick-tack toe and Gwent kind of it's

[00:20:53] I mean, I don't mind it

[00:20:54] I like going around and I'm doing the side quest for the for the cards too. So like

[00:20:59] I'm enjoying it and there's nothing

[00:21:02] That's really grinding my gears like the first like remake the first one. There was so much crap

[00:21:07] I was just like why do I have to do this like that you're making me do this

[00:21:11] You're making me go through this really slow linear

[00:21:14] Like area

[00:21:16] That takes way longer than it needs to just to kind of extend the game and make it longer

[00:21:23] You know what I mean when it absolutely does not have anything to do

[00:21:26] With the story. It's just pointless busy work

[00:21:30] Just pointless busy shit that they make you do

[00:21:32] But there's none of that so far. Yeah, it's just crap

[00:21:35] But there's none of that so far in this game

[00:21:36] It's just like you can do it or you can not do it

[00:21:38] You can go to the next main quest line if you want and you can just go do that but I kind of

[00:21:44] Want to explore them app and want to look around

[00:21:46] So it's been it's been pretty good about 30 hours in and I've cleared the first two regions. So

[00:21:52] I'm getting there, but that's pretty much it in war zone

[00:21:54] I'm always playing war zone though and I'm always playing apex, but yeah

[00:22:00] Good good. Sorry

[00:22:02] Pretty good spread especially the war zone stuff because Adam

[00:22:05] It's gonna be interesting to see what me and Naive had to say about it

[00:22:07] And get there. Oh, it's not it's not gonna be surprising what Naive has to say

[00:22:12] All right

[00:22:14] For Naive saying things say your things about the what naived to buy section

[00:22:20] Oh, I just bought max pain three and dead rising three they were both on sale

[00:22:24] I'm starting to get serious. I'm starting to get worried about

[00:22:29] Like games getting de listed and shit from the 360 so I'm like dead rising three is not 360 but max pain is and so

[00:22:35] I was like oh, I should probably buy this even though I've beaten this game. I don't care

[00:22:40] This game is amazing like Phil just said is the is the best max pain, but uh really

[00:22:45] Yeah, I don't know. I've never played a max pain game

[00:22:47] Well, the problem is the first two games are like it's like the first one's early PS2

[00:22:51] The second one was like kind of early mid PS2 and then it's like late 360 is max pain three and it's made by rock star

[00:22:59] So it's like oh, okay

[00:23:01] It's a completely different like budget level like yeah, I'm never crazy

[00:23:06] It's a crazy higher higher budget. It's so fucking good though

[00:23:10] But like you gotta get you might you probably want to play it on the PC because the aiming is pretty intense

[00:23:15] It's got the same as grand theft auto and red dead redemption aiming

[00:23:19] But I feel like it's got way less

[00:23:22] Amosist so it's got the tiny dot in the middle of the screen and that's and you're just so but the thing is like

[00:23:28] There's less amuses, but it's you're doing bullet time all the time

[00:23:31] So it's like I don't know if that like how much that evens out. I played it on the 360

[00:23:35] I didn't have that much hard of a time, but I'm pretty sure it just would feel a lot better on the PC

[00:23:39] It probably feel really good actually

[00:23:42] You remember that game that was like John Woo's standhard or something like

[00:23:46] Stranglehold. That's yeah, that was a weird one

[00:23:50] Yeah, a game by John Woo

[00:23:53] Well, that is name on it

[00:23:54] I think it was like a Tom Clancy type thing where it was just like hey

[00:23:57] What if we just made it in this style of like gun food?

[00:24:01] I think it's in the universe of what is it bullet hold or whatever

[00:24:06] Bull it hold what is the John Woo movie? It's like bullet something

[00:24:10] Okay, it's a sequel to the movie hard boil hard boil. That's it

[00:24:15] This game is a sequel to 1992 Hong Kong action film hard boiled yeah

[00:24:23] Chaoyun fat it's Chaoyun fat and he's in the game too

[00:24:27] Yeah, he's the guy

[00:24:30] I've been the same category as like the driver game you know like those games that are like

[00:24:36] And they like I like to try and run out of drivers

[00:24:38] You could have your own soundtrack. I remember that I put in like MP3s on my Xbox or putting CDs

[00:24:43] And it would like copy them to the hard drive and play them some playing driver to the sound of 2112

[00:24:49] My roast yeah, I was like co-heating cambria

[00:24:53] Just doesn't fit at all

[00:24:56] This looks actually pretty sick. It looks like a dreamcast game almost

[00:25:01] Hey, man xbox is dreamcast too

[00:25:03] I feel like there was like a weird thing you do or I might be thinking of red steel where you could like point your guns in different directions while you were shooting

[00:25:11] Yeah, the rest is a Wii game

[00:25:14] Yeah, and you could actively do that maybe I can't remember

[00:25:18] Anyways, one update a sad update is that Toriyama Dragon Ball creator died this last

[00:25:26] Weaker two weeks to be no one's listening week. It's gonna be like it's real old days ago. Yeah, what a legend

[00:25:33] But dude like maybe you're talking about how like sad it was and I'm like yeah, it's kind of sad that you know a well-known guy died or whatever

[00:25:40] But the longer I thought about it the more sad I got until like I was tearing up

[00:25:47] I that's exactly what happened to me like I read the news. I was playing wars in wajano

[00:25:52] So we both were five figured it out at the same time and I was like man

[00:25:56] That's fucking sucks

[00:25:57] And then after a while

[00:25:59] John O'Left and then I was just sitting in party with Melissa

[00:26:02] And I was like I don't even want to talk to you

[00:26:04] Like it was literally like a fucking bomb went off in my head

[00:26:07] And the worst part the worst time I went into bed and I just laid there and I couldn't stop thinking about

[00:26:15] Like going like being in the in the playground and like to second grade and like pretend

[00:26:20] Kamehameha fighting with people like

[00:26:23] Like do we Kamehameha pushes you know what I mean and like

[00:26:26] So I moved around a ton as a kid

[00:26:29] I'm gonna try not to trouble double what but like I moved around a ton as a kid and Dragon Ball Z was a thorough line throughout my entire life

[00:26:35] Where I always found new friends because I would talk to them about Dragon Ball Z

[00:26:40] And like we have some I'd be able to like connect on some level because I would go from like these hillbilly

[00:26:45] Asked backwoods to it's towns with like fucking, you know redneck kids

[00:26:50] And then I would go to like a city where everyone was like fucking listening to rapid shit

[00:26:54] And then I'd go to a fucking town where everyone was all grungish like they was I was constantly changing

[00:26:59] Like environments, but that was always one thing

[00:27:02] I was able to like connect on people with and I was just thinking about all the different people throughout my life

[00:27:07] Because of Dragon Ball Z that I was able to like have a social life even though I moved so much

[00:27:12] And it really tore me up

[00:27:13] It was like pulling at all of my fucking history

[00:27:16] You know what I mean

[00:27:18] Yeah, I don't think I ever I don't think I had many friends who were into Dragon Ball Z

[00:27:23] It was just me and Nathaniel and maybe like one of our buddies who

[00:27:27] Who would uh

[00:27:28] While the original Dragon Ball

[00:27:30] I remember

[00:27:31] We loved that show and

[00:27:35] And I remember like a little bit a little bit while later my buddy called us on Saturday morning at like 7am

[00:27:41] He freaking calls the house

[00:27:43] And he's like secure put it on YTV right now YTV is the channel time they put on YTV

[00:27:49] There's a there's a Dragon Ball show where Goku's grown up

[00:27:52] And we were like what

[00:27:54] We can't fucking believe it and like we turn it on and it's fucking Dragon Ball Z

[00:27:58] We had no idea this existed and this was probably like

[00:28:01] I don't know fucking ten years after it was already out in Japan

[00:28:05] Maybe not ten years but like

[00:28:07] What the hell

[00:28:08] Delayed a lot

[00:28:09] We were like we were we had no idea and it was just insane and we were hooked

[00:28:15] And uh and we would watch it every week we would go back and watch it and then

[00:28:19] And then would restart because like the English episode is the Funimation Dubs

[00:28:23] Yeah, yeah, they didn't have only goes so far

[00:28:25] Yeah, they didn't have them ready so they would just fucking restart it from the beginning

[00:28:30] And how many times that happened I can't even count I can't even count

[00:28:35] Where you see that you go to watch the next episode then you're like

[00:28:39] You're ready to see what happens and you see like the the pods in space and it's fucking rad

[00:28:44] Er, it's rad it's just pod and space coming to earth and you're like oh no

[00:28:50] And you have to wait like like six months or something like that for it to catch up again

[00:28:54] Oh, I was so annoying

[00:28:56] But yeah, that's that's a huge part of my challenge

[00:28:59] I genuinely do remember like I would get off

[00:29:02] I would get off the school and by the time I'd get out of the bus like in like fifth grade

[00:29:06] I could run home and make it in time for dragon ball Z

[00:29:10] Like I specifically yeah, I had to run from the fucking bus stop. I specifically remember my very first fucking email address

[00:29:18] Was Goku super saying with saying spelled wrong because I didn't know there was an eye in there dude

[00:29:23] I had I had

[00:29:25] An account at dbzmail.com

[00:29:28] It was like at dbz and I don't know what the fuck happened to it

[00:29:32] But I it was sick. I was so pumped and then it just disappeared

[00:29:37] It's gone. It's fucking gone

[00:29:39] Yeah, it's not there anymore. Oh here. I just google it

[00:29:41] How do you access your dbzmail.com?

[00:29:45] It's gone. It's gone

[00:29:47] Yeah, but Toriyama was an old Japanese dude and he finally passed out like was like 79 or something

[00:29:53] 68 68 he fell didn't he fall yeah

[00:29:57] It's it the thing that they said was something that is along the lines of yeah

[00:30:01] He probably hit his head on something

[00:30:04] He was a recluse so he

[00:30:07] Yeah, I think he lived alone and he just lived in the woods didn't he

[00:30:10] So

[00:30:11] Like a like master roachie. Yeah, you pull a master roach at the end

[00:30:16] Yeah, it fucking sucks because it was like they I was I've been watching Twitter his whole time Twitter was in mourning for like three days straight

[00:30:23] Also, by the way, which fucking also but dude have you seen the sweet baby?

[00:30:27] No, what's that I'm not gonna it's terrible

[00:30:30] You guys have seen it because I've been posting about it in the fucking picture

[00:30:33] But so one of the people who started this entire thing

[00:30:36] I'm not gonna go on a sweet baby ink but this fucking idiot

[00:30:39] This fucking idiot fucked every day like just completely blew up their own company and they wind up

[00:30:44] Hiding they protected their Twitter account and they came out of Twitter

[00:30:48] Twitter protection to guess what what do you think they did what was so important that they came out of Twitter

[00:30:53] Prediction that they had to say some about Dragon Ball probably

[00:30:57] They came out and they said Mr. Pursuit think they said Dragon Ball

[00:31:02] Dragon Ball had the best and absolute worst representation of black culture in all of anime

[00:31:07] And that is like what they basically appear for easy, but that's what they said and then they went back into hiding

[00:31:12] Because everyone started fucking do I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking cartel went after them

[00:31:17] We've heard this fucking shit dude

[00:31:19] They're saying that the cartel Mr. Popo by the way

[00:31:22] He must be he must be but people are saying that Mr. Popo's not he's based on an Indian God or something

[00:31:28] Not he yeah, I was like one of my

[00:31:31] I retreated as it's like it's like how many people in Chicago are rocking the fucking turbine and the fucking

[00:31:37] The bad ass

[00:31:40] Get real pointy shoes

[00:31:42] That's totally a black guy Mr. Popo Mr. Popo

[00:31:45] Oh god, it made me I it took me it took because I saw that it worked

[00:31:49] It took every ounce of energy Philip to not go thermonuclear on this fucking tweet dude

[00:31:54] I try so hard to not be like crazy like angry on Twitter because it's so easy to like take it out of context and shit

[00:32:01] But man I had it typed out. I was go I was like disappear

[00:32:06] Vanished never come back. I was so fucking mad

[00:32:10] like

[00:32:12] Just ready to roast this guy god. I fucking I hate it

[00:32:17] I put a gun to blow up

[00:32:20] I was that wasn't what I was originally gonna say but I saw something about Twitter

[00:32:23] But then I got derailed by that fucking thing twitter went into mourning for like two days

[00:32:27] Oh, this is what it was I was at work right and uh

[00:32:31] I sent that video to you guys there's a Japanese

[00:32:34] cat Jack a dragon ballsy Kakarot

[00:32:37] Commercial and I sent it to you guys in the group true but put it in our in our discord as well

[00:32:41] But whenever I watched that I started crying at work because it was like fuck dude

[00:32:48] It's so it's like the if you haven't seen it which most people haven't

[00:32:52] Um, it's like a guy seen two kids play fighting and then he gets home

[00:32:56] He puts Dragon Ballsy Kakarot into his PlayStation and then he becomes a kid

[00:33:00] And he's remembering being in the shower trying to turn super say in or being in a pool and

[00:33:06] pushing the water and pretending to fucking come man man

[00:33:09] And I'm like fucking everyone went through that. I dude

[00:33:12] There was a part where he was screaming in the bathroom and his mom walked in and he was like very good

[00:33:18] Yeah, that has happened to me

[00:33:20] Like that has happened to me

[00:33:22] And I'm like I can't believe how much this person this one dude fucking touched

[00:33:27] Everyone's lives across the fucking world man. It is crazy

[00:33:31] And that's what made me tear out like I can't believe like everyone had this

[00:33:35] Like I didn't realize that I was just like all these other kids that loved this fucking show

[00:33:40] He's like a Stanley man. He's like he's like a Japanese Stanley

[00:33:44] Oh, that's a good comparison

[00:33:46] But it's legendary. He's a legend

[00:33:48] He's a legend

[00:33:51] To have his stuff every stuff kids rip

[00:33:54] And while we are in the heavy corner. Let's move over to the patreon corner

[00:34:00] So we now that we've got the old nut we're going to ask you for money

[00:34:04] So we are currently bringing in like I think like 19 bucks a month or something like that from all our fabulous patrons

[00:34:10] I know big money, but we let us still add a deficit

[00:34:13] I think we need over like 30 American dollars to be working at like a

[00:34:18] I'm meeting meeting our needs at that point

[00:34:21] I'm not naive knows the details. These are finance a oh yeah, well

[00:34:25] It's not really 30 a month finance officer it's $10 a year for Google drive and then it's $20 a month for patreon

[00:34:32] So not including taxes whatever that is

[00:34:35] Right, I don't pay taxes. Are you on the freeze-end caster?

[00:34:40] No, there's no rent for free's in caster anymore. Oh, well you only get two hours a month for free's in caster

[00:34:47] Oh, yeah, you can get it for free, but you have to sell your soul to them submit something for ads

[00:34:57] You submit like a form. It's like a form and you let them run ads or something

[00:35:01] I think we don't remember what it is

[00:35:03] But we have free I don't pay for Zencaster and we have more than two hours

[00:35:07] We would never sell out unless we got paid more than freezing caster

[00:35:11] I refuse to pay for Zencaster because we are for sale

[00:35:17] Which here the people that have bought us so far berserk or this KO capping mr. Quang in St Cracker and nick and night

[00:35:23] The intergalactic pine cone

[00:35:25] Thank you for all your support, and if you have not supported us yet, please consider it

[00:35:29] So that we can stop

[00:35:30] Burning money on this. Yep, you get free you get early access to our episodes usually about two days early

[00:35:37] Depends on how fast we edit the thing also you get to be in our battle royals which pretty soon is going to happen Philip

[00:35:44] We're gonna do the battle royals pretty soon. Yeah, see here. Here's the Google sheet at the beginning

[00:35:49] You said something about making Google sheets and I was looking for it and then the conversation moved on

[00:35:54] So it was too late but now I'm gonna talk about it again

[00:35:56] So this is all this is everybody that's been on since our last year

[00:36:00] Look at you

[00:36:01] Yeah, and John knows going to be John is already on here

[00:36:04] He was on the finals

[00:36:06] But we're gonna have all of these people that have been on our

[00:36:08] Skewless me all these people that are on

[00:36:11] That have been on our show guest to this year so far and we're also gonna have all of our patrons

[00:36:15] So if you want to be in the battle royale

[00:36:18] There was a dollar come on those a dollar oh

[00:36:22] And then you get to die in the fucking Yoshi's Yoshi's woolly world

[00:36:26] Than to separate all these sort

[00:36:28] She's I died

[00:36:30] Unceremoniously in the last one

[00:36:32] The whole Elder Charles I was trying to get

[00:36:34] I was desperately trying to get Dan off on because you guys need a rematch

[00:36:39] I don't know what the fucking AI did to you

[00:36:41] Yeah, I fucking it took us out all at the same time. Is that what the hell?

[00:36:45] This is AI. No we're all together

[00:36:47] Look at us. Oh, well bitch AI will be a jazz

[00:36:51] All right, let's leave the patreon corner and head over to the am i the asshole corner time to go online

[00:36:56] And judge some people and see if they are secretly assholes or not

[00:37:00] So here is the link and since there's three of us a few will each grab one

[00:37:04] I have highlighted a couple that have to do with cod or war zone

[00:37:08] Not as really as you would expect you don't have to pick one of these of course, but uh that would be on brand

[00:37:15] Johnna would you like to lead us off? It looks like this account is a

[00:37:21] Burner count yeah burner account. I think so minus 100 comment karma

[00:37:27] Yeah, lab laptop laptop 95 13

[00:37:33] All right, but whenever you look at it says Vidal juice you can have a username and another name. Oh yeah

[00:37:39] Yeah, barely can they some we had one of those on the last episode that I didn't notice

[00:37:42] But uh one of our guests caught it that he had a fake name this one

[00:37:48] Well, didn't the guy the last time I was on the what the guy his name was like insane jealous or something like that

[00:37:54] That was his

[00:37:57] His username

[00:37:58] Anyway, this one's about war zone. Let's see am I the asshole for not

[00:38:02] Wanting my boyfriend to buy an in-game video game cosmetic skin

[00:38:07] No

[00:38:10] Take control of your finances

[00:38:13] 25 female and my boyfriend 21 male had a small argument but it's still picking at me

[00:38:20] Him and I are both avid gamers you him and I

[00:38:24] Him and I

[00:38:26] This is proper grammar shit. What is this? This is him and I he and I I don't know how that works

[00:38:31] I think it's both of them

[00:38:33] Me and him yeah, he is we should use it

[00:38:37] We yeah, we both

[00:38:40] Have been most of our adolescent and adult lives. We both have our own PC setups in different rooms

[00:38:46] We play together with other people every night

[00:38:50] Nearly every night nearly what the fuck we play every popular FPS game

[00:38:56] With each other fortnight colloduty you name it on colloduty the one and only

[00:39:01] Nicki Minaj is being added to the game

[00:39:06] Added to the game as a purchasable and playable character with her own visuals

[00:39:11] Voice lines by here in game collabs and special moves her outfit is rather suggestive large breasts

[00:39:18] And a pretty significant booty as well

[00:39:20] Whoa a significant booties

[00:39:24] I've been a fan of her since middle school love all of her music have been to concerts even

[00:39:29] I told him I wasn't comfortable with him as my boyfriend buying the skin on his own account because he doesn't have the same affinity for Nicki as I do

[00:39:37] Wait, that's like she's jealous. He's buying the skin. It sounds like she is your fake fan

[00:39:43] Don't wear that nirvana t-shirt

[00:39:46] Yes, he doesn't have the same affinity

[00:39:49] Yeah, he isn't a fan of her music

[00:39:52] Understand her music and doesn't follow her as a celebrity on social media doesn't keep up with her at all

[00:39:57] In his own words. I just want to because it's Nicki Minaj

[00:40:00] But why do most men who have no actual appreciation for Nicki as an artist like her because of her physical assets?

[00:40:08] Well hold on is the first person game you can't even see yourself correct

[00:40:13] So why was it? It's not it's because it's funny. It's funny that you're running around as Nicki Minaj

[00:40:19] That's why I think most people are buying it right hmm

[00:40:22] Once I voiced that he got upset with me because I called out his obvious reason as to why he wants the skin to objectify her

[00:40:29] He's still pressed on saying it's my money. I can buy it if I want you

[00:40:33] Then I then voiced that it makes me uncomfortable, but I cannot control what he does or spends his money on

[00:40:38] He then said he didn't want to make me uncomfortable and drop the combo then if you are as later asked

[00:40:44] As to can if you could get the skin and I didn't want to have another disagreement and said we can talk later

[00:40:49] I don't give him a hard time about fortnight girl skins

[00:40:52] He has or other games is their very cartoonian. Don't resemble real person like God does

[00:40:56] I as a female and a fan of Nicki a real fan want to put the skin on my own because it's incredibly empowering to have

[00:41:04] Strong female roles in video games and it makes me as a woman proud to see it

[00:41:10] I'm aware this is super niche

[00:41:12] This is a super niche issue

[00:41:14] And I know how it might seem small, but it's something I would interact

[00:41:18] With virtually every day so it would bother me every time I saw am I the asshole

[00:41:23] Well, does she think that when he got the skin it would be the only skin he ever used for the rest of time sounds like

[00:41:29] She's gonna see it every day. They game every night and well nearly every night

[00:41:34] She will see it he doesn't see it correct. So if they're in a party like she'll be the one seeing it

[00:41:38] It's so funny because it's empowering when she uses it

[00:41:42] But she's not gonna see it on herself

[00:41:43] But if she sees it on her boyfriend's account she will see Nicki Minaj running around being a strong independent woman

[00:41:49] hmm

[00:41:50] Have you seen the memes the the meme video where so you can do like executions

[00:41:55] I guess in in warzone and one of them you slow you come up behind a grab on the shoulder and it's slap him to the ground

[00:42:01] And so someone did that to Nicki Minaj and recorded it and it made like

[00:42:06] It came a big meme video. Oh like the executions. Yeah, so now I have now it's a it's a reaction on Twitter sometimes

[00:42:13] I'll see it where it's like shut the fuck up and it's someone slapping Nicki Minaj to the ground

[00:42:19] Oh my god, this is empowering this is really dumb

[00:42:24] Yeah, this is real dumb. You think this is real?

[00:42:27] Yes, I mean I do think this is real. This is no

[00:42:31] Yeah, there's no evidence to support otherwise. I mean I wouldn't

[00:42:35] I'd there are a hundred percent

[00:42:38] Real this is real people like imagine see you see Philip imagine you see someone running around as

[00:42:44] Goku and he doesn't know anything about Goku. Yeah, man. Fuck that guy. He only picked Goku because everyone was playing as Goku

[00:42:51] He only picked Goku because of a cure. I just died. That's the only reason he picked Goku

[00:42:57] Is that it? He's just trying to ride the Twitter train. Yeah, yeah

[00:43:01] Everyone else

[00:43:03] He's not a real fan like me no name three songs Goku saying

[00:43:08] This is oh no, I mean

[00:43:11] If if this guy's using his own account and his own money to buy the skin

[00:43:18] Like here's the thing he can buy it and she'll never know

[00:43:21] And so just don't wear it around her and then when she's off pull out the Nicki Minaj. Oh no, that's the worst

[00:43:27] You make it

[00:43:29] Secret Nicki Minaj fetish

[00:43:32] All of a sudden he's like I got all the bros that we all have the skin

[00:43:37] Imagine she's starting to suspect that he has the Nicki Minaj skin and when he's at work

[00:43:41] She goes through his account and sees it there. Oh my god

[00:43:44] He fought Nicki Minaj without asking me he joins a clan that only uses Nicki Minaj skins

[00:43:49] They all just do it. Yeah, it's because I joined this this clan babe and they all use it

[00:43:54] They do the standing split twerk emote all together in the triangle

[00:43:58] Is that an emo? I don't know

[00:44:00] I hope so idea. I've only seen her a few times uh in the zone

[00:44:06] I killed her a few times

[00:44:09] But yeah

[00:44:12] Yeah, I'm trying to think like I feel like the best case nurse

[00:44:15] He just buys a two-pack buy one for himself and buy one for her

[00:44:18] And then they both get their coins. Yeah, I'm gonna say I don't know if you can gift skins probably

[00:44:23] I think you can yeah you can both the empowering women Nicki Minaj

[00:44:27] Yeah

[00:44:29] Man the skins in this game are just getting out of control

[00:44:32] I think it's so funny the whole angle of he doesn't like Nicki Minaj like I do

[00:44:37] Yeah, it's just such a hilarious turn. I'm so glad

[00:44:42] Oh, we were so silly. Yeah, this one's real strong because he's a poser

[00:44:46] He's a fake man. Can't believe those such a thing

[00:44:50] All right, uh, I'm quick round table. Oh wait, who's the asshole here dog champs 2021 or dogs 2021 champ says this might be the dumbest day by the asshole ever

[00:45:00] Yeah, it's yeah

[00:45:03] Yeah, oh, cuz guy says give Nick matching Nicki Minaj. You're right. Yeah, I think that's the answer

[00:45:09] Yeah, why not also they burn in this lady down. Oh my god everything she says is like 100 down votes

[00:45:15] Here in the asshole

[00:45:18] Right, she was like everyone

[00:45:21] Oh my god, I didn't even expand the replies wow. Whoa, she pulled out he's jobless. Oh she threw under the bus

[00:45:28] Oh, $125 oh

[00:45:31] Oh wow, she's paying

[00:45:33] Yeah, she's paying for it

[00:45:36] That this guy do you think he's unable to see Nicki Minaj other places if you really wanted to uglar get a grip

[00:45:44] Get a fucking grip exactly, man. I love saying that you need to get a grip

[00:45:49] Just get a good on reality the internet exists he could fucking do she's gonna explain and she's like I can see why you're on reddit

[00:45:56] Like she's like

[00:45:58] Angry with these people at some point she starts turning she starts like

[00:46:02] She says she someone starts breaking down like sentence by sentence

[00:46:05] It's way too long. I'm not gonna repeat it

[00:46:07] But he's basically calling her the asshole and fucking systematically mathematically explaining why

[00:46:12] And then she's like you know, this is a sensible comment the most it's will comment. I've seen

[00:46:16] I see your point my own internal misogyny did show my apologies for that

[00:46:21] Basically, I don't know what the fuck's going on so she started turning at some point

[00:46:25] She's like okay, I guess I suck 25 million people started saying so

[00:46:31] Zero up votes

[00:46:33] For this post 182 comments now well okay for you guys a what skin would it have to be for you to tell your partner like I don't think you should buy that

[00:46:43] I don't think I would ever say that yeah, I don't care at all. I wouldn't care

[00:46:46] She could be she could be the dude with in the thong from fucking magic mic

[00:46:51] And I would just I would laugh every time I saw her

[00:46:57] Running to me in the explosions

[00:47:01] Big dick slinging

[00:47:04] I would kill me every time I saw it

[00:47:08] Imagine they had a skin of berry that the big black dude that meme

[00:47:12] What is that what is big berry?

[00:47:15] From magic. I never seen no not for magic mic. It's just a meme. It's just this big

[00:47:20] Giant black man. He's like sitting on a bed and he's naked

[00:47:28] You can't just blur it out. Yeah, well no, I've got it. I got it. I don't know

[00:47:37] Google big berry ever

[00:47:39] Fucking big old penis

[00:47:45] That's what he but imagine that as a skin is what I couldn't stomping around dude. I would love it

[00:47:49] So my friend don't try would buy that so fucking fast

[00:47:55] Just a fucking manhand

[00:47:58] It would be fucking hilarious dude

[00:48:00] Yeah, yeah, like why not there is no like this is the stupidest thing

[00:48:06] I've ever heard like why is she even being mad? I don't know if this is the dumbest one we've ever done

[00:48:11] But it is pretty high up there. Yeah

[00:48:15] I don't know if this past is the fucking the guilt and the dairy or not

[00:48:20] The guilt for the dairy or the the fucking the one with the

[00:48:24] The one that the one that what that I was on last time but the uh

[00:48:27] That stupid game that was that one guy's favorite game and he said

[00:48:32] Oh my gosh, you're right that one might be it. Yeah, that one's dumb

[00:48:37] And then we were like these guys are 12 years old right and there's like so they're grown men

[00:48:42] The stalker critic bulk stuck

[00:48:51] All right, yeah, but she seems to be the asshole in this

[00:48:54] Yeah

[00:48:56] It's okay. Yep. Yep confirmed and the one I picked

[00:49:01] That I subtitled op plans to play video games on his time off but his girlfriend has other plans has been deleted and it's not even in the comments

[00:49:09] Oh really? Yeah, so I lost one

[00:49:12] But this is from am I the butt face a separate

[00:49:16] Subreddit for me am I the asshole? I guess they don't have the archiving

[00:49:20] But yeah, so nave link yours while I try to find another one

[00:49:24] Okay, it is gonna be this one

[00:49:29] All dude

[00:49:30] Dude whenever I saw this one and maybe thinking of yourself like as I was even looking at picking this one

[00:49:34] And I'm like all this is such a nave thing if nave was autistic

[00:49:38] Great. I mean let's fucking see. Let's see how I react to it

[00:49:42] Maybe this will be a good test

[00:49:44] Are you still looking if you want me to start reading stuff now? You can start reading uh

[00:49:47] Well, I mean we can check quick for a burner account. No, there's a main account this guy is posting on main

[00:49:51] He likes to go to our slash cars

[00:49:55] I think pad medical school

[00:49:58] Uh, he's around a lot he's in the Microsoft rewards subreddit

[00:50:03] Oh

[00:50:05] And he's posting

[00:50:06] The sun has up votes 112 up votes dude this guy is active

[00:50:11] Well as a year ago he hasn't posted anything in a while

[00:50:14] This was a mark not be as dumb. Yeah. Well, our slash China what's going on here?

[00:50:19] What's going on the our slash China

[00:50:21] So stupid all right

[00:50:23] So am I the asshole for an incident after being

[00:50:26] rejected quote unquote at the arcade hard to explain a please read in parentheses

[00:50:33] Strong

[00:50:34] TLDR went to play pump it up tried to help a family was somewhat ignored ultimately the mom shoved my stuff

[00:50:42] Am I the asshole? Okay, that is a give me the that's too short

[00:50:47] Give me those long that I need to read we missed some things all right

[00:50:51] I arrived at david busters and I see a family at the pump it up machine. What does pump it up first of all

[00:50:57] Well, pump it up is a dance game commonly seen in our games

[00:51:01] Thank you they should have waited a sentence

[00:51:06] The mother and the daughter both

[00:51:08] Build these just finished stage two there were seven credits in the machine

[00:51:12] Which is not common at all usually the text can play two to three kit what usually the text can pump two to three credits into the machine to

[00:51:21] incentivize people to play pump

[00:51:23] Oh, he's shortening it. He's like visa but he's not a casual he's shorting it all right

[00:51:26] But I have I've never have seen seven credits in the machine at any given time

[00:51:31] I say hi and put my backpack water bottle phone on the table next to the machine

[00:51:36] And I took up my card to put into the machine a common etiquette for dance gamers

[00:51:42] He's like he's putting like the quarter on top of the the screen or whatever you know when you like yeah next

[00:51:48] I'm next yeah, or like isn't that when you like challenge somebody to street fighter you put fours

[00:51:54] I'm fucking in the winner

[00:51:57] All right when they were done with their set

[00:51:59] I asked if I could play next as she kind of brushed me to the side

[00:52:02] I asked about the credits and the mom said that all seven credits were hers which I am doubtful of

[00:52:08] They didn't look like the type that heck that could afford seven credits. Oh my god

[00:52:12] Is it say that all right they went again and the daughter failed on the second song

[00:52:17] Gross disgusting at that point

[00:52:20] I offered some tips and got her to agree to play with me for the last round so I can show her how to play

[00:52:26] I picked a song she played before just on a higher difficulty at the end she commented

[00:52:30] How do you even get 900 plus perfect? I sent some jealousy for a perceived flex on my part. Oh my god

[00:52:38] So he need dog daughter this guy is can I just say this guy is really cool dude

[00:52:45] He's a fucking great cool guy. I want to know what I mean him this guy is a cool fuck

[00:52:50] All right, then I asked if I could do a quick set of doubles

[00:52:54] And she didn't explicitly say no

[00:52:56] I admit that I didn't put in a credit for that. I didn't take up too much of her time

[00:53:01] I sensed that the mom started getting frustrated then after my set

[00:53:04] I asked if I could play with her again and I apologized and reimbursed her a credit

[00:53:09] She looked more towards her kids asking if the kids wanted to play and when they didn't respond

[00:53:13] She started the set by herself without my input

[00:53:16] She she wanted to play level ones to make it easy

[00:53:20] We couldn't pick the song we wanted and the song started she was frustrated in the middle of the song

[00:53:25] She stopped playing and then shoved my stuff off the table my water bottle was open. So there was a spill

[00:53:32] I was shocked and upset inside

[00:53:35] I've shocked him upset inside

[00:53:37] The dumbest that but not outside, but that was overwhelming by that was overwhelmed by amusement because who does this kind of stuff

[00:53:45] Oh god

[00:53:47] At this point the family was gone entirely

[00:53:49] But there were store four credits left

[00:53:51] I spoke to a staff member about the incident after my set

[00:53:54] I hunted down the family and started my apology go minnowsai

[00:53:58] However

[00:54:01] Okay, however the mom didn't want to hear my apology claiming that I leeched off of their credits

[00:54:07] I didn't finish my apology. I laughed it off for the most part

[00:54:11] But some part of me feels a little guilty and another part of me feels upset there's three parts of him

[00:54:17] In my time at the arcades whether it was DDR or pump it up casuals have been more willing to cooperate with more experienced

[00:54:24] Quote unquote players like me

[00:54:26] I have always thought of myself as an ambassador for the dance game community

[00:54:30] So I was taken aback by this experience

[00:54:34] What do you think this guy wears you think he's got some crazy outfit or what like a crazy outfit that he goes

[00:54:40] Fucking like a like a like a jumpsuit or something. Yeah, I think he definitely looks like a break dancer

[00:54:46] He has like baggy clothes the sideways hat

[00:54:50] That's what I'm taking I'm more interested because Philips said tidy white is what kind of underwear is this guy walking

[00:54:55] I think tidy white is a prop way it he needs a movement

[00:54:58] I don't think this guy's a box of briefs guy. I think he's a tidy white ease. Yeah

[00:55:02] All right, Nate do you think you're an ambassador of rock band?

[00:55:06] No there are people who are more who are more than me

[00:55:10] So like I know this because there are people who are very serious about rock band

[00:55:14] And I am not so I've joined many different

[00:55:17] groups to play the competitive side of rock band and I am always on the lower end of like effort

[00:55:24] Right like people will put in like

[00:55:27] They will play like a hundred songs a week and I'll pull it like I'll play like 40 and I'll put in great scholars

[00:55:32] But only 40 songs doesn't get you over the experience threshold

[00:55:35] There's three little areas in which like you compete in rock band

[00:55:38] And so like like John was fucking zoning out now

[00:55:43] The scoring is too deep

[00:55:44] Yeah, so I understand it all but it's like I don't want to put in that effort

[00:55:48] It's the same with chess. It's the same with magic the Gathering

[00:55:50] It's like I understand it at a very high level okay not chess

[00:55:53] I don't understand chess at a high level

[00:55:54] But I understand magic the Gathering at a very high level

[00:55:57] But I just do not put in that effort where I could call myself like an ambassador like I don't I don't have any kind of authority over it because I just don't care

[00:56:05] Well, I'm a master though an ambassador is like you bring it yeah

[00:56:09] You help people you you introduce people to the game. You say like a word about the game. Yeah

[00:56:14] Yeah, no god don't you spread the word

[00:56:17] Sensei

[00:56:18] Let's not go with sensei let's go with like

[00:56:22] Just an expert that's willing to share his knowledge with others. Oh absolutely

[00:56:26] I do I am that in rock band. I so I probably introduced rock band to like six or seven people here in Oklahoma city

[00:56:33] That didn't know it existed like you know people that's an ambassador you are

[00:56:37] So but add add Dave and busters there usually are like guitar hero setups

[00:56:41] Or like some kind of guitar variant guitar freaks whatever

[00:56:44] How often do you go over and try to give tips to people playing on these systems never

[00:56:50] Never ever I like when I see people play something. I'm like they're doing that

[00:56:54] I'm just gonna go do something else

[00:56:55] I don't even really kid on machines where there are people on the machine next to it

[00:56:59] It's like the urinal thing you know

[00:57:03] I really want to play guitar freaks right now, but I'm just gonna go and play

[00:57:08] The fucking anime game where there's four buttons and it's really fast

[00:57:11] I don't know this thing. Yeah, there's like little tap machines

[00:57:15] They look like just normal arcade canvas, but like

[00:57:18] The last time I went to the arcade the machines were all fucking broken

[00:57:21] And I was like yeah, please is a piece a shit that is another thing

[00:57:25] expensive just like this is trash the problem with guitar hero machines

[00:57:28] I don't know much about guitar freaks only played at once

[00:57:31] And then I was like this is way different than guitar here. It's fucking my brain up

[00:57:34] I can't play it very well and but like the guitar hero machines the guitars are always

[00:57:38] Fucking broken and that's because those guitars are like way too

[00:57:42] They're made of metal they're huge and heavy, but there's still there's too many tiny sensitive parts inside of it

[00:57:48] That like it's way too easy to fuck up so I don't ever play it and also I get to play pac man

[00:57:53] I tried to play Pac-Man at the last one is that the joystick was a floppy fucking

[00:57:58] It was just like this is like what are you doing in there brother?

[00:58:02] What are you doing with the money that you are charging

[00:58:06] Where's it going like these machines are all fucking broken it was

[00:58:10] Piss poor it was horrible. I'll never go back

[00:58:14] What's the place for star fun haven fun haven shit

[00:58:19] Fuck fun haven in Ontario or are you an Ottawa?

[00:58:23] Fuck very fun haven in Ottawa. It sucks auto Ontario correct

[00:58:27] Oh

[00:58:29] I know my friends

[00:58:31] Where does Philip?

[00:58:34] You guys play fucking dance dance revolution ever

[00:58:38] No, or you dance DDR

[00:58:40] I have played maybe once not a fan

[00:58:42] I haven't played since I was dating Madeline

[00:58:44] I took her to that round one with all the Japanese games and shit

[00:58:48] But um

[00:58:49] I fucking whoopter and she was just like get out of here get out of here

[00:58:53] And I was like okay, I'll go play something else

[00:58:56] It's just that

[00:58:58] It feels weird when you're on easy and you're still fucking losing and you're like okay

[00:59:01] Well, you got to get out of here dude

[00:59:04] You're going too hard and as you pick up your card from the screen be like well

[00:59:08] I'll just take my credits and go yeah, I don't know this guy was weird this guy is

[00:59:13] He's he's obviously a bit socially awkward

[00:59:16] But he's trying to flex on the casuals

[00:59:19] Could that he's like that he's doing evil anime antagonist laughs at them. Yeah, yeah, he is

[00:59:25] What was one part? Where was it?

[00:59:28] He's just like the inside stuff or whatever

[00:59:31] What was you do if you're playing the fact that you're mentioning cat he that they're casuals like this guy's

[00:59:38] I do reference by doing for a few of those casuals all the time

[00:59:41] Yeah, but like

[00:59:43] I know also this guy doesn't have this game

[00:59:45] Is this only something you can play at a Dave and Buster's like he doesn't have this

[00:59:49] I don't think the real one yeah, like I

[00:59:51] I saw the bad that you get hook up to the Xbox and oh my

[00:59:55] I wasn't very good. Do you guys know who Ricky buruites?

[00:59:59] No, is he playing Darryl dance pads again or something?

[01:00:02] No, but hold on burrowick. I don't know. I said burrwitz, but he did play

[01:00:08] Dance dance revolution. I got to show he reviewed dance dancer evolution

[01:00:13] I've got to show you it. Okay, you guys keep talking while I look for it dude. This is the comments are fucking hilarious

[01:00:19] You're the asshole you sound

[01:00:21] On you sound unsufferable

[01:00:25] Yeah, unsufferable you sound

[01:00:27] Suburban the family just want to enjoy themselves

[01:00:31] And you are not a part of it mind your business

[01:00:34] Also he goes to the arcade by himself. He doesn't get any friends to go with them

[01:00:38] That seems I mean how many arcades have you gone by yourself?

[01:00:43] I mean, I'm not a dancer master. So you know, maybe this is just the thing that the dance masters do

[01:00:49] The other things were both married. Dave how often do you do?

[01:00:53] I do everything by myself

[01:00:55] Do you play do you play a pump it up at the arcades?

[01:00:59] No, I don't go to arcade with double

[01:01:02] Yeah, I don't go to arcades by myself, but I go to like concerts by myself

[01:01:06] That's really all I do at all. I only do this guy

[01:01:10] Ricky Burley

[01:01:12] He reviews dance dance revolution Mario edition

[01:01:15] Oh, yeah, this guy. Yeah, this guy's fucking hilarious

[01:01:18] How do you think he how much do you think you enjoyed dance dance revolution?

[01:01:21] This is the plastic pad that Philip was talking about

[01:01:24] definitely

[01:01:26] That looks like a piece of shit

[01:01:28] It sucks you two

[01:01:30] Oh my god what's funny is Philip would pull out the pad and I would just use the controller and beat the dog shit up

[01:01:35] That's

[01:01:38] God what he does like delicious home if you don't know Ricky Burwick

[01:01:42] He's the guy that's like has some kind of skeletal condition

[01:01:46] Yeah, where he just

[01:01:49] Uh-huh. He does not look fit to play

[01:01:53] No, he does not

[01:01:55] He's on a lot of gifts easy and he's struggling

[01:01:58] Okay, he's a lot of gifts

[01:02:00] There's a lot of gifts funny gifts in like the Google keyboard that that he's in that I've

[01:02:05] I've used and I've seen before

[01:02:07] Yeah, there's a he has a lot of good gifts of him just running really fast too

[01:02:13] Faster than you expect

[01:02:15] Yeah, a fricky is really funny. He eventually gets on his wheelchair just sits on the pad

[01:02:22] Yo, this is uh the comments or this is an overwhelming like this guy is an asshole

[01:02:28] What overwhelming?

[01:02:29] Yeah, I don't think we can read this any other way

[01:02:31] You can be an ambassador all you want but you've come across as overbearing yeah, I mean

[01:02:37] It's a bit weird think of it's like

[01:02:39] Like would you go let's say there was a guitar here or a rock band

[01:02:43] And you're at the fucking

[01:02:45] Dave and busters and you see like some kids playing with their family. It's like hey kids do you mind if I yeah

[01:02:51] I call next uh you want some pointers and you just start barging your way in and start fucking playing and like

[01:02:57] On the water

[01:02:59] Making fun of them for being casual. It's like I you guys don't play this a lot. I watch this just fucking start like

[01:03:05] Do you have you see I'm fucking this is gonna get an episode where I'm like

[01:03:08] Have you seen this YouTube video? There's this fucking video of the guy who sent someone an Xbox message

[01:03:13] And it's like you're a virgin you're never getting any bitches and then he's like you're never gonna do anything

[01:03:17] It's cool as this and he starts playing into stand-man really badly on the guitar

[01:03:27] That's great

[01:03:30] He goes he goes so yeah, you're gay and then he starts

[01:03:36] You're gay

[01:03:38] It's only 15 seconds long. It's an Xbox message

[01:03:42] Hey, you're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar and hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life kid

[01:03:48] So yeah, you're gay

[01:03:56] It's a voice

[01:04:03] Oh my god

[01:04:12] Oh my god, I've been through this and then I still find it. This guy

[01:04:18] What are you talking about that I even like what would you do if you're there with your family and like your daughters are trying to play

[01:04:25] They're not they're just learning DDR and then separate off himself shows up

[01:04:30] Trinch code ready to go

[01:04:32] I'm gonna give an ambassador in DDR community or whatever

[01:04:36] I don't know because I feel like I just be like are we're done here and then move on to like the claw machines

[01:04:41] There's something like I'm leaving. I don't know how to do it. Yeah, I was trying to yeah, I was just like okay

[01:04:46] But you can have the fucking machine like

[01:04:48] You clearly want to play

[01:04:51] You clearly must play this game. I noticed you came in and you changed into specialized bowling shoes designed for dance dance revolution

[01:04:59] Yeah, what is that really?

[01:05:05] King fit no, it's uh, I don't know cuz I don't know the movie. What's the guy with the dude

[01:05:12] Big vowski where he licks the fucking bowling ball. Oh, you've never seen kingpin though hilarious. Hello

[01:05:18] Is it about Deadpool? It's about bowling. That's about looking about Woody Woody Arleson finds this omesh guy who's like amazing at bowling and

[01:05:29] He convinces him to join him on like this tour

[01:05:33] And like he's gonna be the next big thing

[01:05:39] He like he like saw him at like a bowling like this the omesh guy like snuck out one night from his family because he likes the bowling

[01:05:46] Yeah, any song any song

[01:05:48] One night he's like oh my god like the guy was like he's unbelievable and

[01:05:53] It is very funny bill maries in it too very good movie

[01:05:57] That sounds like a good movie holy shit

[01:05:59] It's actually something of a situation for this where like it would be appreciated if somebody came over and started giving you tips

[01:06:06] If you're doing magic the gathering is huge on this actually like I have

[01:06:11] Hundreds of times walk been walking around like after my game and like looking at games and being like

[01:06:16] 880 once a month. Well that was back when I was like I

[01:06:18] I was well known in the in the store if I go now no one's gonna know who I am

[01:06:22] But like back then I would be like a any smell and they'd be like yeah, yeah look look at my hand

[01:06:26] Yeah, but you're all there kind of playing together and it's like uh, it's like a community

[01:06:31] This is just like a random family playing magic the gathering

[01:06:35] Like a at like a fucking Starbucks or something and then you're like hey

[01:06:39] You want some fucking dips everybody? Yeah walking to an arm goes in there's a very playing

[01:06:44] Commander

[01:06:49] But roundtable this guy's an asshole right yeah, he's very odd weird

[01:06:53] I would say I'm very awkward and he's definitely an asshole in this situation

[01:06:57] But I mean it feels like he's just like doesn't know. He's just like

[01:07:00] You know, he's oblivious to the fact that hopefully you learned after all these trying to

[01:07:05] Cheating on people's time treating the family gatherings. Yeah, hopefully he learned like the last lady

[01:07:12] Right yeah, I got another one. I put in this one thing is anime themed to go with our uh Toriyama business

[01:07:20] I don't know

[01:07:24] No, I don't think Dragon Balls mentioned but it is anime

[01:07:27] Okay, this is a burner account made specifically for this one focused

[01:07:33] AOT DS drama

[01:07:35] What do you think a ot?

[01:07:37] Attack on titan but what's ds demon slayer? Yeah, mm-hmm. Okay

[01:07:42] Am I the asshole for asking my boyfriend to hide his interest in front of my dad

[01:07:48] Long time lurker eye 22 female and my boyfriend 22 male

[01:07:52] I've been dating for two years after meeting in the same class at uni. I'm Korean. He's white

[01:07:58] We live in the US my boyfriend is really into anime which I have no problem with

[01:08:03] I'm not really into it, but I've watched some of the more rom-com anime's with him in group reading manga

[01:08:08] He's never met my parents yet

[01:08:11] So he came over to dinner with my family this weekend. Oh my god wait hold on is he going to be like

[01:08:17] Oh look your agent Dragon Ball Z right? Oh you guys must watch anime

[01:08:23] I'll see you'll see

[01:08:25] There's that fucking meme that somebody sent to be where it's like

[01:08:28] It's the girl looking over at you in the driver seat. You know what I mean? It's like

[01:08:33] I appreciate you not talking about your match of the gathering

[01:08:36] Dex to my parents. I'm sure that take a lot of restraint

[01:08:40] Yeah, it's something

[01:08:42] He's never met my parents yet so he came over for dinner with my family this weekend before we came in

[01:08:48] I asked him to please not talk about anime or at least his favorites attack on Titan slash demon slayer

[01:08:54] This is because those enemies are really controversial in Korea

[01:08:58] The events that happened in World War II

[01:09:01] My dad is very patriotic despite living in the US for over 30 years

[01:09:05] My boyfriend knows all of this and agreed

[01:09:07] But during dinner when my dad asked what do you like to do? He said he liked anime

[01:09:12] Especially Italian

[01:09:14] Literally something exactly what you said not to that's not fucking good

[01:09:19] Well, man

[01:09:21] That is like actually not good

[01:09:25] Smooth

[01:09:28] My boyfriend and dad started arguing I told my boyfriend we need to leave

[01:09:32] I blew up Adam during the car ride and he said that he shouldn't be ashamed about his interest

[01:09:38] Over something from decades ago and call my god

[01:09:41] Called my TA for making him hide. Oh, call me the asshole for making him hide who he was

[01:09:48] Who is he an attack on that?

[01:09:50] Do you know what this is like? I don't know if you guys understand this

[01:09:53] I'm I got a little Japanese in me

[01:09:55] But I don't know if you guys understand this is like basically being like oh dude

[01:09:59] I'm really into the clan when you go to meet your black girlfriends fucking family like oh

[01:10:04] I really I'm really interested in in collecting the clan memorabilia

[01:10:09] Jesus that's literally basically what you did the fucking dude Japan didn't as

[01:10:14] Japan and Korea were not friends decades ago. They were holding

[01:10:19] And friends with like any of the countries around them, right?

[01:10:23] Well, they kind of fucking rape to them way too hard

[01:10:28] Like whenever they open their gates they became Mongols essentially yeah

[01:10:33] Yeah, the Mongols they went around conquering fuck it everything dude

[01:10:36] Mm-hmm

[01:10:37] Yeah, but like this is what's up. Yeah

[01:10:40] Oh, you're done. Okay, go go. Okay, okay

[01:10:42] Armutial friends are split on this with some of them agreeing that he shouldn't have lied to me like that

[01:10:47] Another saying that I was placating my dad's obvious racism. So am I the asshole?

[01:10:53] Okay

[01:10:54] Something that something that people need to understand is that Asians are fairy racist against each other

[01:11:00] And

[01:11:01] It's kind of justified, but racism never justified

[01:11:05] But like there's a lot of history there and it is impossible for Americans to understand

[01:11:10] Accept in through the lens of like black and white slavery relations. You know what I mean?

[01:11:15] Yeah, that's our big one. It's even

[01:11:17] It's just added there's an edit. Okay hit the edit

[01:11:20] The edit I don't think it matters

[01:11:22] Edit says I don't know if this allowed please let me know how to remove this edit if it goes against the rules

[01:11:27] But I am not sure if the post linked in the comments is my future X

[01:11:31] He isn't a CS student and I never asked him to pull over

[01:11:34] Okay, apparently there's somebody pretending to be the X that came into the comment section

[01:11:40] Wow

[01:11:43] No, I've never had someone try to reveal like actually that am this person

[01:11:50] You're yeah, I mean this guy is an idiot obviously like she literally told him

[01:11:55] One thing not to do

[01:11:58] Yeah, he did it as soon as he did it right away

[01:12:04] He's perceiving it as some weird justified like this is who I am. I'm not gonna hide why I but it's like

[01:12:09] Like I said before it's genuinely like being like oh, I like the clan in memorabilia and stuff like it's

[01:12:16] so

[01:12:17] Fucking it's so rude

[01:12:19] Like if this person was in the fucking war against Japan

[01:12:24] Okay, this reminds me back whenever I we talked about battlefield 1943

[01:12:28] I told the story but I have a I have a uncle who was in

[01:12:33] Some war. I don't know he was in the Marines. I don't know what was going on

[01:12:36] I don't think he was in World War II. I don't know how old he is but

[01:12:39] I was about to 1942 is literally about World War II where you are the Americans and the Japanese fighting each other

[01:12:45] And we are Japanese so World War II is kind of a touchy subject

[01:12:48] It's the for with with my older family right it's a little bit of a touchy subject but um

[01:12:54] Him walking in being like oh, this looks really cool. That's in one garrond right that's interesting

[01:12:59] And I'm like yeah, this is battlefield and the more he watched the more he realized that humans were playing the Japanese killing American soldiers

[01:13:05] And I was an American soldier killing Japanese soldiers

[01:13:08] He had a full-on PTSD meltdown and screamed at me until I turned the game off

[01:13:12] Like you and I didn't understand I had no context so this guy is a white dude who is just a weeb

[01:13:18] And it's just like oh, I'm gonna talk to the Asian my Asian girlfriends Asian family about my Asian hobbies and not realizing that there's

[01:13:26] Same fucking tension between Korea and Japan especially with the older generations not so much anymore

[01:13:32] It's like now that globalization's happening shit but like you

[01:13:36] You fucking idiot you fucking bastard for doing this

[01:13:41] Okay, what about a tack on tine and deemslayer? Why are these specifically triggering yeah, that's what I was saying like why these two

[01:13:47] They're controversial in Korea

[01:13:51] They're controversial in Korea. Let me see apparently that's what she said due to the events

[01:13:57] Did the events okay well world war two I can kind of see because a tack on tine is about being besieged by

[01:14:04] Outsighters they also kill all the minorities yes, a tack on tine is insane

[01:14:09] I don't know too much about it, but yeah, they it's about basically

[01:14:13] It's it's it is a fascist regime that you're watching right it is and there's one Japanese hero

[01:14:19] Mekisa and

[01:14:21] Her mother is killed because she's Asian

[01:14:25] Very interesting

[01:14:26] So I don't know why these specifically because I haven't watched any demon slayer not barely watched any a talk on tine

[01:14:31] but like

[01:14:33] It's

[01:14:34] Yeah, I don't know because of the events from world war two

[01:14:38] What is this being what is going on Korea got fucked by Japan in world war two

[01:14:46] I don't know think I fucked as badly as china did because japan went really hard way too hard on china, but um

[01:14:53] It's it's bad. It's really cool to not cool. There's none is cool

[01:14:57] But like it's interesting because like all of our fucking all of the stuff we learned in history really

[01:15:02] We only know it's like in japan got nuked twice now look okay now that's over

[01:15:06] Skipped to you. You're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about germany. Well that was the end

[01:15:11] That is the japan got nuked and that was the end of the war I'm pretty sure but um

[01:15:15] All of the stuff we learn about is germany right and so like you don't learn

[01:15:19] We don't hear much about like the the eastern front even though america was way more involved in the eastern front

[01:15:25] So

[01:15:27] It's it's really interesting when people oh we know about pearl harbor

[01:15:31] The decoy

[01:15:32] Never forget

[01:15:34] Yeah, never forget pearl harbor and then we proceeded to fireball every island in between us and japan

[01:15:39] In college with our extinction and extinction balls

[01:15:42] Yep the author

[01:15:44] stated that recurring character dot pixus

[01:15:47] War hero and mentor to the series protagonist Aaron was inspired by a real life japanese general who he called an admiral figure

[01:15:55] General the ushifuru served in the imperial japanese army and was known to have very anti-Korean and chinese views

[01:16:03] Hmm

[01:16:04] Interesting. I didn't know that pixus was inspired by a character. Yeah, pixus was inspired by this japanese general who hated the koreans

[01:16:13] I guess like is that a known thing in korea? Is that like something that's common knowledge?

[01:16:18] It probably is and it looks exactly like him what is his name

[01:16:23] Pixus is the name of the character

[01:16:25] Okay, yeah, they look like each other

[01:16:28] Yeah

[01:16:31] So it's a bad like a true. Yeah, this is that guy

[01:16:36] So I guess if that's a known thing like a common knowledge like I had no idea so well

[01:16:42] Yeah, Washington looks like even though like we don't think about him that often or we know what a really looks like

[01:16:48] Aki aki yama inspired the character dot pixus in the megacuse attack on titan

[01:16:52] I guess it's true. It's like a

[01:16:53] Regarding the general's military action specifically though not exclusively in korea 2013 controversy included death threats to the mega creator

[01:17:02] I guess it's gonna be like if they had a character that looked like a hitler like he looked exactly like Hitler guy

[01:17:07] That thing you know what to mean and they painted him as a good guy because pixus is a good guy in the series

[01:17:13] Yeah, exactly. I guess that makes sense

[01:17:15] This is a lot sweatier of a name I was hoping I expected

[01:17:19] I thought there's just gonna be like wow this guy's really out of touch

[01:17:22] He was really out of touch. Yeah, yeah, he but he obviously had well

[01:17:27] Maybe he had an idea if she obviously has told him about it before

[01:17:31] That's fucking but he'd litter he blatantly said it right away as soon as they asked

[01:17:36] Nuclear first move

[01:17:39] Yeah, so I do something maybe Hitler wasn't so bad

[01:17:44] Yeah, what

[01:17:46] So what do you like doing? Well, I love uh world war two specifically and then like

[01:17:52] Everything that could be a war crime. Yeah, I'm down for it. There's something like civilians. They don't stand a chance

[01:17:59] Yeah, this guy was out of touch for sure. I'm trying to look up the demons later stuff

[01:18:04] Touch Rose are earrings resemble an imperial Japanese design

[01:18:08] You guys we got to talk about war zone two. Oh shit run out of time

[01:18:12] The Asian countries of folks memories of traumatic events and war crimes committed by the imperial German Japanese military. Okay, I mean so it's just okay

[01:18:19] What time did you need to leave?

[01:18:22] 630 which is now 34 minutes. Oh crap. All right

[01:18:27] Got a very table he's got an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole. Well, she's not the asshole

[01:18:32] Yeah, she's not he's a back asshole

[01:18:35] Let's take quick break the mutable. He's boom boom boom boom boom

[01:18:38] And we're back

[01:18:43] Call of the war zone

[01:18:45] Welcome to call of duty war zone the massive free-to-play combat arena which now features the brand new map

[01:18:50] Your zikkistan. Here's a clear zikkistan. Excuse me. Oh, yeah fucking dumb dumb

[01:18:56] Developed by infinity ward raven software b-knocks triarch high moon studio sledgehammer games Activision Shanghai

[01:19:04] Demonware and toys for Bob, I guess this game has been around for a minute

[01:19:08] And published by Activision released November 16th 2022 steam store free

[01:19:13] Look at those reviews dude. This game is getting firebombed in the reviews. It's got 22

[01:19:20] I mean the first one zone three game was 20

[01:19:24] I think three just came out like

[01:19:27] Oh did it in November

[01:19:29] This is probably over something. Well, I mean like this is I think it's all the war zone came in on 20

[01:19:35] Yeah, it's evolved but yeah, the original came in on 2019 with modern warfare

[01:19:39] I wonder I wonder if it was on the blizzard client

[01:19:43] It was and it's so it probably this is on steam

[01:19:45] So this probably released way later on steam. Oh, yes, that's probably why yeah

[01:19:51] Yeah, I've always played it on battle net

[01:19:54] So, Nate, you highlight some of the reviews and you threw them in there. You want to grab one of them?

[01:19:58] Uh, yeah, I Dan not recommends this game. It doesn't have hours on there which is very strange

[01:20:03] But sometimes they're glitches like that

[01:20:06] But he said I know Activision gets a lot of hate but personally I don't think it gets enough

[01:20:13] And he got like a bunch of votes for this. Yeah, I always sort by funny when I source these reviews

[01:20:19] So I get the friend to look around this game. I don't know man

[01:20:23] Next up from gin

[01:20:26] Obviously

[01:20:28] Four hours on regular. Yeah, it is it says hot never ask

[01:20:32] It's not congee. That's kind of comic come on

[01:20:37] Never ask Amanda salary a woman her age or a cod player why they play the game if they think it's trash

[01:20:43] The response is a racial insult every time

[01:20:47] Yes, a requires a restart dude

[01:20:50] Dude so fucking John O'Connor yeah, John O'Connor right away was like hey when you download the like because I was like

[01:20:56] Hey, I downloaded the john O'Connor and he's like all right

[01:20:58] We'll start it because it's probably needs to download some more shit. I was like yeah

[01:21:01] Probably not I download I turn it on of course

[01:21:04] I need to download that required a restart and then when I sign back in

[01:21:08] It was like okay now do all of this stuff like except the u-list and stuff and then I was like this requires a restart

[01:21:14] I'm like what

[01:21:17] Yeah, yeah, it's just every time I launch it. It's this game requires a restart due to an update

[01:21:24] okay

[01:21:26] And like the game is like segregated into different pieces

[01:21:30] right so you don't have to

[01:21:33] You don't have to download the

[01:21:35] Campaign or the multiplayer because it's free to play game yeah, you can only download the warzone portion which is fine

[01:21:44] But that's like 160 gigs yeah, like it's massive not good

[01:21:50] And I don't know how it works on the client but you said like you thought you had already downloaded it

[01:21:54] I'm like well you probably already downloaded like the the launch client

[01:21:58] Which is like just the main part where you have to go to to get into all the other different game modes and then from there

[01:22:04] You got to download like the warzone part. It's just a nightmare

[01:22:09] It's a nice weird so on Xbox I it downloaded 160 gigs and I was like cool

[01:22:14] And then whenever I whenever I first clicked on it

[01:22:17] I had to download eight more gigs and I don't I don't think I've ever had to do that

[01:22:21] Ever like this is the first time where I downloaded something then right away clicked on it

[01:22:26] And it was like you got to download some more stuff on an Xbox console normally

[01:22:30] Just gives you everything right away like that you need yeah

[01:22:32] Mm-hmm

[01:22:34] I put in notes align this game is hard to play mostly because it just felt like a lot to get playing

[01:22:40] Like like we're talking about all these resorts all the updates on the eula signing into an Activision account

[01:22:46] Uh, all those steps it took me you know 20 minutes my first time to even get in a match and then once I got in there

[01:22:52] Like it takes like 10 like 15 minutes. It seems just to get into a match

[01:22:57] Yeah, it's 150 players so like yeah

[01:23:00] The fucking lot of dudes it's a lot of players that's why we kind of play the resurgence when we play it's smaller

[01:23:08] There's the smaller map there's less players. It's quicker to kind of get in and out of

[01:23:13] Uh, same amount of sweat though

[01:23:16] Yeah, I mean it's been out for a while like this is the third war zone

[01:23:23] It's

[01:23:24] four years old now

[01:23:26] Not five years old huh five years man. It's games enough for five years

[01:23:30] Well, the first one and it's a it's a a shell

[01:23:34] Compared to like the first one was just so cool. I can by the way I can

[01:23:40] probably stretch this to like

[01:23:43] Like quarter to seven. I mean look at those we don't have a lot of points

[01:23:48] But like when this game first came out

[01:23:52] The original

[01:23:53] I didn't play fortnight like fortnight was probably like the pub G fortnight. What was the first bout br like

[01:23:59] Pubg i think it was pub g, but i think there it was a game mode in daisy before

[01:24:04] Oh, okay, right so it's like a mod

[01:24:06] So

[01:24:08] I had never played we'd never played a battle royale

[01:24:10] So when we first started playing the first wars on like we were hooked like it was sweet because modern warfare

[01:24:16] 2019 was a good game. It was a good cod like the movement was good the guns felt great

[01:24:22] It was balanced

[01:24:24] So warzone when that came out for that version

[01:24:27] It was a really good game and the map was sweet too. We loved the map and we just

[01:24:33] And this was like during covid-2 so like once covid started we're like

[01:24:38] Binging on warzone like every night and it was fucking sweet

[01:24:42] But like it's just come such a long way and then warzone 2 was absolute garbage like dog shit

[01:24:48] They nerfed everything they nerfed the movement

[01:24:51] You it was so slow it felt like playing in like you were playing in slow motion

[01:24:57] It was all a duty to on the fucking place. It was brutal

[01:25:01] Because like in the first one you're sliding around like there was thing called slide cancelling where you could

[01:25:07] Where you could tax print? You know how you tax print with your gun up in the air and you're going full tilt

[01:25:11] You could do a slide and if you pressed slide again

[01:25:15] It would cancel the cool down on your tax print so you could continue to tax print again

[01:25:20] So you would have unlimited tax print basically but now it's like on a cool down and you have almost like a hidden stamina bar

[01:25:26] Even

[01:25:27] But before it wasn't like that. So it was super fun to just zip around the map

[01:25:30] You could just run around and have unlimited tax print then warzone 2 they got rid of that completely like when you

[01:25:37] Initiated a slide

[01:25:39] You couldn't end it you had to like go for the full slide and it was like a second like a second and a half slide

[01:25:47] You're like oh like this feels so bad like and there was huge community backlash like they got ripped like the game was dog shit

[01:25:55] And they lost a ton of people playing they lost a bunch of streamers that stop playing it

[01:25:59] They moved over to like play apex like it was bad

[01:26:03] But warzone 3 this version is much better than the second one and they kind of got that

[01:26:09] That feel from the original a little bit back which is nice

[01:26:12] Um and I know I notice it right away when when warzone 3 dropped

[01:26:17] Now you talk about the slides and I want to bring up some skill issues out of this game because I played maybe I think five or six matches

[01:26:24] And you know how many kills like on those five or six matches

[01:26:27] Three one. I only killed one guy and that was when me and John overplaying and there's a guy like aiming at him

[01:26:34] And I ran up behind him and shot his ass

[01:26:36] But it was that I never want a gulag

[01:26:38] I never you know every other death I had because being shot in the back by a guy. I did not see oh yeah

[01:26:44] And I'm like man, I'm just I'm terrible positioning even in the gulag people are doing these slides or they're doing like drop shots

[01:26:51] And so like that meanwhile I'm a stiff halo player like halo three just walking in straight line

[01:26:57] You can't even yeah, you can even run in halo

[01:26:59] Yeah, so I'm used to that and then I come in here and all of a sudden it's like people are like zipping around you talk about like the movement

[01:27:04] I'm like people are so fast. It's impossible to fucking shoot anybody like I don't know like I'm just bad at the game

[01:27:10] I guess

[01:27:11] But yeah, that's definitely a good time

[01:27:14] I mean, it's uh, it's been out for a while like I said you got to

[01:27:17] To be good at all

[01:27:20] Yeah, you gotta know how to you gotta know the maps first of all which is a problem

[01:27:24] That me and my buddies had because they were always they come out with these maps

[01:27:28] And they brought one back from the old game not the first game

[01:27:31] But we would love for them to bring back the first map

[01:27:33] But they brought back this random map from some point in time

[01:27:37] It's like why the fuck are they bringing back this stupid map and we didn't play that map

[01:27:41] So when we play it or like man, I have no idea where and I feel

[01:27:45] Similar to the way you're it's like I don't know there's guys like they can be above me

[01:27:49] They can be below me. They can be all these places

[01:27:51] I have no idea where they're shooting me from and I just die instantly because the the TTK is pretty quick

[01:27:58] Yeah, I was I wanted to say like the time to kill is very strange because I'm playing

[01:28:01] I know I can see it's called duty. I feel it's called a duty

[01:28:05] It feels like quality but then it takes longer to kill than normal call of duty right yeah at the same time

[01:28:11] It's it's like it's not it's I think apex ledges way longer time to kill right oh yeah

[01:28:16] Well there's different shield levels, but yeah

[01:28:18] I think as far as battle or else go the time to kill is very fast

[01:28:21] But when I'm playing it

[01:28:22] I have this cognitive dissonance where I shoot someone like

[01:28:25] 17 times in the chest and I'm like that guy's gotta be dead in my brain, but like like it like he's still like shooting back at

[01:28:32] This was called before he would be dead

[01:28:34] Yeah, well if it was the multiplayer call of duty where you don't have like the armor or whatever

[01:28:38] Yeah, they have like a hundred hell so they die

[01:28:41] Instantly and so it makes me feel very strange

[01:28:43] But also it's like if about or I had fast time to kill that probably make the game very frustrating

[01:28:48] And I think that was a problem that pub G head

[01:28:50] Because I think pub G's time to kill was about similar or maybe faster because you didn't have armor

[01:28:55] You just got shot and you died like okay, okay

[01:28:58] Well, that was a problem in morzone too in the last one the time to kill was super fast

[01:29:03] So like the skill gap was very low

[01:29:06] Like do you know what I mean? It was a very small skill gap because you could have a pro player

[01:29:12] Who oh if the other guy just sees him first he's fucking dead because

[01:29:15] All that position in that point is just so fat the ttk so fast like he gets a couple shots on you your fucking dead

[01:29:21] So that was a big problem in morzone too and a lot of people were complaining about it's like

[01:29:26] Like you could not get out of a situation

[01:29:29] based on your like ability like a skill

[01:29:33] Yeah, a skilled play to get out of a sticky spot like you were just dead

[01:29:37] Because of the ttk

[01:29:39] And they did make it a little bit longer in morzone 3 it feels

[01:29:43] Better and it feels like I said much similar to to the first rendition

[01:29:47] I just have my biggest issues with like I do have a problem with time to kill being long and

[01:29:53] It ruins games read that's why I hate overwatch so much because you have to shoot someone with

[01:29:59] 7,000 clips of ammo to kill somebody anybody and so it just it always fucking frustrates the shit out of me when I'm playing a shooter

[01:30:07] And it's doing that. I don't know why Halo is different because hey, it was time to kill is

[01:30:11] Pretty long. It's it's a long compared

[01:30:13] But I think it's the the the the motion of Halo is like it distracts me from the time to kill whereas like when a there

[01:30:20] It's a very boots on the ground

[01:30:23] Kind of semi realistic. It's a realistic looking but like you would expect to shoot someone and they at least

[01:30:30] Are gonna die soon like it?

[01:30:33] Yeah, like I would like I when I play it

[01:30:35] I think of Call of Duty because if I play Call of Duty multiplayer

[01:30:38] I'm having fun and then suddenly it takes twice as long to kill someone in Call of Duty multiplayer

[01:30:42] And I'm not having fun anymore and I don't know why that is in my eight brain. It's all it's like the division is the same way

[01:30:49] Where when I play the division and you have to shoot someone 76 times the sniper rifle in the head

[01:30:53] I'm like I hate this like it doesn't make any sense to me

[01:30:57] It makes my eight brain man. I'm not getting I'm not getting

[01:31:02] What is it the monkey

[01:31:04] What are you on activate? No, I'm yeah no neurons are activating. So whatever I do the thing so

[01:31:09] Oh man. Yeah, I mean

[01:31:11] Yeah, it's always a touchy subject the TTK

[01:31:13] It's always like the first thing you you kind of notice in it was the same in the finals when I started playing the finals as like

[01:31:22] I felt like the balance wasn't really there because I was using

[01:31:27] Like depending on what class you are the TTK is gonna be different. So

[01:31:31] It's not really like that in

[01:31:33] Caught but it's just based on the weapon. I guess you're using the finals is crazy because like

[01:31:38] When I would fight a light or a medium build

[01:31:40] I wouldn't I would never have a reaction

[01:31:42] But every time I saw a heavy guy was like fuck

[01:31:46] Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna shoot this guy forever

[01:31:48] Like it just for this role reaction and you have to plan around it

[01:31:53] Which is like what it's like playing apex. So

[01:31:56] I mean apex is much longer

[01:31:58] much much longer

[01:32:00] But you can still one clip people which is why it feels so good whenever you do in apex and

[01:32:07] But you do have to play with your team more. It's much more strategic than in college duty where I call duty

[01:32:13] You could have one guy go

[01:32:16] And play solo in quads like that's what the streamers do right they just drop alone yeah

[01:32:20] I've seen the reels or the highlights

[01:32:23] Like one guy kills three squads in 20 seconds

[01:32:26] Like I've done that before in call in in warzone

[01:32:29] Yeah, you just zip around and you fucking kill four guys. I think that was fucking sweet

[01:32:33] But like that's one round out of you can do it forever

[01:32:37] Yeah, it's a completely different skill set that I just haven't honed it like I have the skill set for shooters

[01:32:42] But like all all of my instincts are like telling me to do different things

[01:32:46] That things I shouldn't be doing in war zone specifically

[01:32:49] So it's like if I play this game enough

[01:32:51] I probably would be like okay, I understand. I need to like I like I'm doing a thing where I

[01:32:57] I'm sure I'm shooting in but if I'm shooting for body shots

[01:33:00] I probably shouldn't do that

[01:33:01] Like it's because

[01:33:03] One thing I kept talking about when me and genre were playing was rainbow six siege

[01:33:06] Where in that game you fucking die like you if you are standing in the middle of the room

[01:33:11] You will instantly die and you have no idea where you died from

[01:33:14] But the problem the thing with that is the time to kill super short

[01:33:17] But you don't have to wait that long for the round end and then you go back into the next round

[01:33:21] Whereas you can't do that in battle or else because the games are fucking so long

[01:33:26] That if you died so fast it would be hard to take

[01:33:30] Yeah, I yeah

[01:33:32] But another thing is I feel like for newer players

[01:33:34] And it's something that I noticed I'd I'd do it all the time

[01:33:37] But if you get seen first and you start getting shot

[01:33:41] instead of like

[01:33:42] Turning to where oh, I'm getting shot from over here like you have to get out like you have to get out and reset

[01:33:47] You've run away reset and then and reengage

[01:33:51] You know what that reminds you that

[01:33:52] That reminds me of halo when you're playing swat

[01:33:55] Where if you are getting shot in the back of swat you need to get out of there

[01:33:59] Because if you turn around they're gonna headshot you instantly

[01:34:01] And you're not gonna know where they do a shooting from

[01:34:03] So it's that's the tech is in halo you just gotta escape

[01:34:06] And then wave and then get around a quarter and wait for them to show up

[01:34:09] Because you're gonna know where they're gonna be

[01:34:11] Because there's only one direction they could come from

[01:34:13] But like it's it's easier to shoot you in the head from behind

[01:34:16] From the front so you never turn around

[01:34:18] Never engage them. Oh okay, okay, okay

[01:34:20] Yeah, so it's just like just knowing knowing kind of how to

[01:34:24] maneuver out of out of that is a big thing

[01:34:28] And the tax sprint I feel like uncontroller like you were probably using the default controls

[01:34:33] Yeah

[01:34:34] There's a lot of stuff that you can

[01:34:36] You can change to make it a much better experience like the default controls

[01:34:40] Because I played on controller and it is

[01:34:42] Really weird really awkward

[01:34:44] The default stuff and had to change a bunch of things

[01:34:48] To make it better like auto sprint is not on like auto run

[01:34:51] Like who wants to just walk when they're

[01:34:54] When they're just pressing the joystick forward I don't want to just walk

[01:34:58] Like there's no

[01:34:59] If anything I would yeah if there if anything there should be a button

[01:35:04] Separate for walking you know what I mean when you're trying to be quiet

[01:35:08] Like

[01:35:09] Default should be running

[01:35:11] So you have to change that that's a that's a really big thing because

[01:35:15] You always want to be moving you always you have to make yourself a hard target hit because you don't know

[01:35:20] Where anyone is at any given time they could be fucking looking at you

[01:35:23] They could be above you the sound is so bad in the game. You guys know idea

[01:35:28] I was complaining about it Phillip we didn't mean me

[01:35:30] Philips actually didn't play together

[01:35:32] Because every time I you on you're like I'm sleeping

[01:35:34] I'm like I see you playing with your three

[01:35:37] I would you every single you would get on at like 10 30 and I'm like

[01:35:42] I will actively be like

[01:35:43] I'm going to bed as soon as I finish this quest and then film a game and I'm like

[01:35:48] It's 10 30 dog

[01:35:50] I gotta wake up and I fucking six hours at like 8 30 and it takes like an hour for him to go down

[01:35:55] So I don't have them down so by like 9 30 to 10 range and then like all right time to get some gaming in where my boys at

[01:36:01] Say hey you're playing hour and a half long and get match of where's own

[01:36:05] It's 11 o'clock man. It's 11 o'clock at that point bro

[01:36:09] They don't last as long as we're gonna be dead in the first three minutes anyways

[01:36:13] Man me and me name had pretty good fucking match

[01:36:15] We went oh, we had a second place it was close. I got flanked though on a 1v2

[01:36:21] Fuckers. I don't want to them

[01:36:23] It was yeah

[01:36:24] We almost won all our second match and I was like oh this game's easy

[01:36:26] And then we never really reached that height again

[01:36:28] Those big dogs are hard to win. It's not it's not easy to win

[01:36:33] I make this comparison between apex and cod a lot in apex. It's easier to win games

[01:36:39] For some reason then in warzone but in warzone, it's easier to get kills

[01:36:44] Than in apex

[01:36:45] It's weird too because when I played fortnight

[01:36:49] Uh, I I win all the time

[01:36:51] Yeah, I don't know what the deal

[01:36:55] I know fortnight has a lot of bots, but it doesn't matter because once you get to the last like 20

[01:36:59] There aren't any bots left. You've killed them all everyone's dead

[01:37:02] So it's just human running around

[01:37:04] Yeah, so it's gotta be just children

[01:37:05] But I mean I know there are sweaty people, but I don't know I don't get it

[01:37:09] Uh

[01:37:09] Call a duty what one thing that I have a big issue with with call a duty now that we're talking about

[01:37:14] We already talked about the sound. I don't need to go into it

[01:37:16] Phil didn't have to hear it

[01:37:17] But I was compitching about the sound the whole time like I was in a building with a floor above me and a floor below me

[01:37:23] And I heard someone but I have no

[01:37:25] No, you had no idea. I'm like I know they're to my right

[01:37:28] But I don't know if they're above me or below me. I don't know where I should be watching the second one was even worse

[01:37:33] This warzone too you wouldn't have heard anything you wouldn't have heard a fucking thing and then you would have been dead

[01:37:37] Like you would have heard so fucking mad because when you play these tactical shooters what it's the one of the most important things

[01:37:43] I love counter strike

[01:37:44] I fucking love rainbow six siege and half of the reason why I love them so much is because you get you get so much

[01:37:50] Tactical information from very nuanced little things like in siege

[01:37:55] Sound is everything like you can hear someone from across the room walking and you're like, okay

[01:38:01] I should probably get in this position and then look this way

[01:38:04] But they can hear you too. They can hear you shuffling around in a room

[01:38:07] Oh, there's a guy over there. So it's like you if they get so it's so engaging

[01:38:12] But like whenever like I ain't called warzone is like chaotic shit's going off fucking border strikes

[01:38:17] It's shit. Yeah, a lot of air strikes a lot more

[01:38:21] Yeah, yeah, but man more zone two was just so much worse dude

[01:38:24] It was so much worse and they had dead silence

[01:38:28] Dead silence in a battle royale man like what

[01:38:31] Why cuz even fall even fortnight I could hear stuff

[01:38:35] There's not nearly as much verticality in fortnight as in for a zone because it was on you

[01:38:39] I'm building shooting out window you can do that for I too

[01:38:41] But at least you can turn that thing on for tonight. Oh, there's a lot yeah, oh yeah

[01:38:47] So you can you can see that

[01:38:49] They should put that in fucking warzone they should great

[01:38:52] The one thing that I complain about warzone is a problem with apex as well where

[01:38:58] It's so hyper realistic the way it looks that I can't see fucking anything

[01:39:03] I can't see anything. So I'm like like occasionally getting shot from a guy out of building

[01:39:07] And he has a pixel on the top of the building

[01:39:10] And I'm like how am I supposed to fight this and Jotto's like hey, man get out of there

[01:39:14] He might be fed glitchy. I'm like there's head glitchy

[01:39:20] But like man they used to have it so they didn't have sniper glints in warzone two like there was no sniper glints

[01:39:26] How

[01:39:28] Like I know I walked around the corner. I'm like what does that beacon

[01:39:34] Like there's like a huge bright light and then I died

[01:39:38] I think the cyber glint and you're like yeah, it's a cyber glint

[01:39:41] Yeah, you guys just hide from that

[01:39:43] It is so big like you think the halo ones are pretty bright

[01:39:48] Yeah, that's good. That's good

[01:39:49] Like they got rid of that and they found like you can have attachments to hide sniper glint in warzone two

[01:39:55] It was just awful like it was just a big shit game

[01:39:58] That guys this is a big step forward

[01:40:01] Like as much of the as you complain about it like warzone three is so much better than when they changed it after the very first one

[01:40:09] But yeah, classic

[01:40:12] I would like wild classic yeah

[01:40:15] Like if they brought back the first map

[01:40:17] Their player the player base would double it would double

[01:40:22] And they would only be on the old map

[01:40:24] Yeah, like they brought back for dance. It was such a good fucking map dude

[01:40:28] Such a good map and just it's nostalgic too like

[01:40:32] Because we would have this one spot where we would drop every time me and my buddies we'd drop at the train station

[01:40:36] We owned the fucking train station

[01:40:39] We owned it. This is our train station and the stairwell in the train station

[01:40:44] I have so many fucking kills there

[01:40:46] And uh, it's just we would we would do the same thing we would go back there

[01:40:50] But like i'm sure other people have the same thing

[01:40:52] There's a super store where everyone used to drop it was like a big

[01:40:55] Like warehouse party. Yeah, it was a big warehouse

[01:40:57] That's where everyone dropped because that's where the stormers dropped right the hot drop

[01:41:01] And uh and it was fucking nuts you drop you drop super store like you're going

[01:41:06] You're either dying instantly or you know you have some crazy

[01:41:10] You know kill streak okay, I was gonna ask about that so a lot of battery

[01:41:15] I was the whole point of the game is to scavenge like in

[01:41:18] Fort nine you don't even start with a gun

[01:41:20] You just have a melee weapon right until you pick up a gun

[01:41:24] But in this it's like you can scavenge

[01:41:26] But there's also your loadout that you can pre-build is just on the map

[01:41:31] So yeah, it drops um

[01:41:34] So in apex, it's like that too you have no load

[01:41:36] You have no weapon you start with nothing same as a fortnight

[01:41:39] But in this you start with a pistol at least

[01:41:42] And uh so you can defend yourself

[01:41:44] I would start with the Fender Zone sometimes like when i would back up

[01:41:46] Yeah, if you yeah if you come back from the gulag

[01:41:48] Yeah, you get you get like a random like smg or something

[01:41:51] But the loadout is a pre-made kit that you make in the lobby beforehand

[01:41:58] That um it will drop

[01:42:00] It's a time drop on the map for every team they get a loadout drop

[01:42:04] So you have to just go find it and grab it

[01:42:07] Yeah, um so that's where you grab your custom weapons

[01:42:11] That you want to be using because the ground load is

[01:42:14] Generally shit

[01:42:16] I can't find look for ground loot

[01:42:19] I don't know if you like you can find some good ground loot guns

[01:42:22] There are some like legendary kind of blueprint guns that you'll find in boxes

[01:42:26] And you can use they're not bad

[01:42:28] But like you want your loadout because it gives you your perks as well

[01:42:31] Which is like your ghost or your high alert

[01:42:34] Which is what I use like the high alert is such a huge

[01:42:38] We never used to use it in the old one

[01:42:39] But I think it's more important in this one for some reason

[01:42:42] Just because you don't know where anyone is

[01:42:44] Jonno would we be running somewhere and he'd like

[01:42:46] Hey, we need to fucking get out of here someone's aiming at me

[01:42:48] I'm like what?

[01:42:50] Yeah, yeah, just like get out

[01:42:52] Oh someone's looking behind us

[01:42:53] Like and I get so much information by that alone is just like

[01:42:58] It will determine like where you're gonna be where you're gonna go

[01:43:01] Fuck an imagine you be able to get that information without a perk

[01:43:05] How

[01:43:06] Revolutionary yeah, but like you don't have your loadout like if you don't have that

[01:43:11] That's a deal

[01:43:13] Just started so I don't have anything fucking set up

[01:43:15] Which is bad for fucking that's a bad new user experience

[01:43:19] Again in another one of these fucking games

[01:43:21] Well, I don't think you're even the level high enough to create your own

[01:43:26] You know your own custom loadout. I think you have to be like level eight or something like that

[01:43:31] But there are loadouts there are pre-made ones

[01:43:34] It just seems so weird because it seems so counterintuitive for the battle for the normal battle royale experience

[01:43:38] To be like I don't want to scavenge. I want my own thing

[01:43:42] But it's like why don't you say well make you buy the fucking game

[01:43:46] They want you to buy the game

[01:43:48] To level your guns to level your loadouts in the

[01:43:53] The $9 or fucking other game

[01:43:56] Multiplayer. Yeah, yeah, you level guns for war zone in the multiplayer

[01:44:01] Oh, yeah, that's yeah if you don't do that you have to play the plunder's mode which was I was telling you about which is like

[01:44:08] It's like the full map

[01:44:10] You have it's quads full map

[01:44:12] You just you don't die fully you just keep respawning until the time limit is up

[01:44:16] And you want to loot as much cash and as much items as you can in the team with the most value at the end wins

[01:44:24] But that's where you level your guns if you don't have the main game

[01:44:27] So that's how I level my guns you just do contracts like you spam you string contracts to get multipliers

[01:44:33] And it gives your guns a ton of XP so you can get all the attachments and that's a whole other thing

[01:44:37] Sounds like a fucking slot machine

[01:44:39] I was thinking about woundscape type thing like

[01:44:41] You know, you go to the IP area you better pay up

[01:44:45] Yeah, the amount of attachments on the guns in this game is just insane. It's insane

[01:44:50] There are hundreds of attachments

[01:44:52] So the combinations of weapons and and everything is just it's it hurts your brain

[01:44:57] So that's why there's like

[01:44:59] There's people on YouTube

[01:45:01] That I follow that literally will lay everything out saying with every update

[01:45:05] They'll measure the damage of the guns and say oh this gun is the best part right now for this range

[01:45:10] So you can just do what they tell you

[01:45:13] And you don't have fucking

[01:45:15] That's super interesting because like there is a controversy going on with hell diverse too right now

[01:45:20] Oh yeah, yeah, really controversy but like people are they the

[01:45:24] People have started min maxing the meta already obviously because there are people who just enjoyed to do that

[01:45:30] Who would enjoy doing that?

[01:45:31] But people are getting upset because you will go into a multiplayer game

[01:45:34] And you won't be using the meta gun and the meta whatever the fuck

[01:45:37] I don't know how the hell libres works

[01:45:39] But like they'll just kick you out and it like it makes sense because if you want

[01:45:42] That's fine. I'm fine with that too because it's like if you want a high level game

[01:45:46] You don't have a full party

[01:45:47] You just you have the right to look for another high level player

[01:45:51] It's like playing world of warcraft and you fucking have a guy who don't join your group

[01:45:56] Yeah, join your group and he's got like shit gear and it's like no no get out

[01:46:00] We want to actually

[01:46:02] Yeah, it's gonna ruin your experience like it's gonna ruin the high level experience

[01:46:06] But it's also like I like how at what level is it?

[01:46:10] Annoying that like people are just doing this these

[01:46:15] My new like observations of the different like attachments and stuff, you know what I mean

[01:46:20] Where like when I was playing warzone

[01:46:22] I didn't I saw the first round

[01:46:24] I was looking at the gun like oh it has this attachment has whatever

[01:46:28] And I'm like observing and then I died instantly and I was like okay, they never mattered. I'm like yeah

[01:46:32] Now I'm just literally like this is a level two gun

[01:46:35] I'll pick it up. There's a little three gun. Okay, now switch it out like I just I stopped giving a fuck about anything

[01:46:40] So that's the amount of attachments on it out of five so you can have five attachments on the gun

[01:46:45] Oh, it will tell you in those little squares. That's how many attachments it has

[01:46:49] I thought I was level no

[01:46:51] It's basically it so that you could have a level four that has just

[01:46:55] Donkey attachments stupid attachments on it that are that's not as good as like a level one

[01:47:00] But a better gun, you know what I mean? It just is a better gun

[01:47:03] I didn't know the actual levels the good web because like in in fucking fortnight

[01:47:07] Which is at this point now? I'm like fortnight genuinely is

[01:47:11] The fucking that is the level that all these games need to be reaching and none of them seem to be

[01:47:16] But fortnight you at an instant no if the gun is better. You're like instantly

[01:47:21] I'm like, oh, that's gold. That's mine

[01:47:23] Confetti is flying out of it whenever it drops on the ground

[01:47:26] The fucking

[01:47:28] A fucking information that fortnight relates to you at an instant is so gratifying

[01:47:33] Especially since it's such a very basic looking game and like you

[01:47:36] You so you could instantly see

[01:47:38] Everything you need to see at a glance in war zone. You got to go

[01:47:42] And like inspect like you guys

[01:47:44] Generally, it's a general good because they do have the colors like they're blue the green blue

[01:47:51] Legendaries like gold for five attachments like generally you can

[01:47:56] Uh, you can use that mindset in war zone. It's just not always

[01:48:02] Not always so at some point

[01:48:04] I probably did switch out a gun that was better for a worst gun that just had one more attachment

[01:48:09] That was worse than the gun I had probably yeah, yeah, there's just guns that do more damage regardless of like

[01:48:15] You could have a base attachment

[01:48:17] Well, there was one time where you were like hey nave come get this gun

[01:48:20] This is the best gun. This is the best us all right full in the game right now

[01:48:23] And I looked at it and it only had one attachment of course

[01:48:26] I thought that was the level and I was like no, I have a gun with three

[01:48:29] So why would I do one?

[01:48:31] I have three and so I just left it there and never picked it up

[01:48:34] And then I died instantly because I was probably using the worst the most nervous arrival with the a fucking

[01:48:40] Silencer and a in a bipod that I can't even use

[01:48:44] It's got some big ugly sight on it. It's like oh what the fuck is this like yeah, there's uh

[01:48:49] Yeah, I mean it's it is what it is but I think it's always shifting to it's constantly shifting constantly the meta

[01:48:56] It's like legal legends but instead of cool characters

[01:48:58] It's the tiny little like optics on your gun that's changing

[01:49:02] So they think they they they nerf like headshot damage just a couple or like a body shot damaged by a couple

[01:49:08] So now this one's really good or they adjust the recoil on this gun

[01:49:13] And so it's really easy to use now which means you'll hit more shots

[01:49:17] Which means it likely is better than this other gun that the recoil might be higher

[01:49:22] But does more damage but with this other one you're gonna hit more shots, which is what counts?

[01:49:26] Because the other one does more damage so you know yeah, but this one is super easy to use

[01:49:31] It's like a laser beam no recoil right so it does less damage in a game like this that makes me angry

[01:49:37] If in normal Call of Duty like where it's like you died you instantly respond and you're running back in there

[01:49:42] I'm like oh okay. Yeah sure

[01:49:44] I'll customize my guns, but when it's a big long fucking trek arduous trek each fucking match

[01:49:50] I it feels better the simpler it is like the the less information that I have to intake the more effort I could put forth in

[01:49:59] Scouring the map and fighting people right? Yeah, but that's just also you learn you like you'll see the ground loop

[01:50:04] They're all the same every match the ground loop guns like oh, I know what this is. I know this one's good

[01:50:09] It's yeah, it's like a smaller. It's like a cut down version of

[01:50:13] The gun you have in your loadout that you use in your loadouts like oh, I know this is good. I'll use this

[01:50:18] That's kind of what I do

[01:50:20] um, but yeah

[01:50:22] I just read it all my loadouts like the other day yesterday because you guys like after playing with

[01:50:27] With you guys the next day

[01:50:28] I was like fuck my loadouts are all out of date like because I saw some youtube videos and notice that there was a

[01:50:33] Refresh and I'm like fuck so I watch them and I'm like okay

[01:50:36] Okay, okay, I go into a plunders and I like switched up all my loadouts and leveled some guns

[01:50:41] And now I got it pretty good. I think it's up today

[01:50:44] But yeah, I mean in apex. It's not like that you have a fucking

[01:50:48] You have four attachments to each gun that you can find along the way if you don't find any

[01:50:53] I mean that's fine too. I guess you your mag won't be as big like you won't have as money bullets which sucks

[01:50:58] But it's the same gun as if yeah, you would have had attachments, you know, it's not a completely different gun

[01:51:06] Yeah, it makes me think a lot for dead a little bit

[01:51:08] We're like

[01:51:11] There is one smg like that pubg is attachments no on guns. I think pubg does have attachments on guns

[01:51:18] Well, I was thinking more along lines of like simplicity like in liver dead

[01:51:21] It's like this is the level two smg and then you get the level three smg

[01:51:25] And we're like the level three shotgun and it's just like when you see that you're like oh good the better shotgun man

[01:51:29] It backs out a game mode like that a limited time mode a couple weeks ago

[01:51:33] That was like that instead of having attachments to find the guns would all have full attachments

[01:51:38] And they would just be like that color so there'd be blue

[01:51:41] Purple and gold guns that you could find or white like common guns

[01:51:45] And they would all have attachments of all that level it was super easy less looting time

[01:51:50] You pick up a gun and then you go it was really good. It was a really good LTM

[01:51:54] They got rid of it but I bet the people listening who love for zone stuff like this we got this backlash on what was that game Philip?

[01:52:02] The the world war one game

[01:52:04] I

[01:52:06] Hell lose

[01:52:08] I think it's bad of the game

[01:52:10] So good yeah sounds as fun that's the thing is like it's simple keep it simple stupid

[01:52:16] I sound so is very simple but it's gratifying. I don't know my fucking eight brain or something

[01:52:21] So people are saying this like why don't you fucking play call the duty multiplayer name if you fucking hate words

[01:52:25] Oh, so much war zones the game of the week

[01:52:28] That's what we're talking about and if to buy the multiplayer for call duty

[01:52:32] Said not not for long on the Xbox bitches. Yeah, we'll see

[01:52:36] Oh when comes a game pass

[01:52:38] Yeah, wow that would be huge

[01:52:41] All right, I was for time. There's any more meat points who really want to raise

[01:52:46] Uh

[01:52:48] I probably know I think

[01:52:50] I think you guys

[01:52:53] Yeah, it is kind of hard to get into I mean but games that are out like this for this long

[01:52:58] I mean, that's obviously that's a crowd

[01:53:01] It's what it like apex is probably harder to get into than

[01:53:05] Then call duty, but I would I would say that's just because of the skill gap in that

[01:53:10] People are really good at apex now because it's been out for so long whereas call it

[01:53:14] more of a uh

[01:53:16] Character driven game though right? Yeah, and there's classes right so yeah, so this isn't that complicated

[01:53:22] Like it's just the amount of attachments and the fact that you have to constantly be

[01:53:28] Be aware of the meta in call a duty is the biggest part of it

[01:53:32] I think and when you're just starting out like

[01:53:35] Good luck because you're

[01:53:37] It takes forever to level guns like forever if you don't have the most there

[01:53:41] Yeah, so like that's the only main thing like that's a problem

[01:53:45] But I mean, I think it probably or you can spend money

[01:53:48] You can spend money and buy the fucking packs that come with the level the guns that are like of course

[01:53:53] Of course, I think it probably simplifies things in apex with having a character because like when you play because there's like a healer girl

[01:54:00] If I remember right and it's like your job is heal the people that know what's going on

[01:54:05] And I'm just like okay, I can do that like that thing is if you don't know what's going on

[01:54:09] You're gonna die first

[01:54:11] And she's the one who resses quickly, you know what I mean yeah, so like

[01:54:15] I feel like an apex maybe play an assault character if you don't know what's happening and like the defensive guy could be the guy who's more experienced

[01:54:22] That's what I was kind of doing when I would have like you're the ambassador. Yeah, I'm not a same

[01:54:27] Baster than a complete apex. I'll play I'll play this guy

[01:54:29] He's got a big bubble shield. I can shield you I can rest you

[01:54:33] And and it was fun legit now that I think about it

[01:54:36] That is what you do when you when you introduce new people to legal legends

[01:54:39] You're like okay, what character do you like and I will just support you how I can so they're like I want to play

[01:54:45] Darius I'm like

[01:54:48] I guess I'll be a jungler. Yeah, I'm far away

[01:54:52] So that I can help you yeah, he's a top laner. Darius. Yeah, I don't think

[01:54:57] Don't play that if you're new to lead

[01:55:00] Yeah, that's a hard character. You gotta learn how to execute people and you have to be almost dead since he you know

[01:55:05] Gets more health back the lower your health is whenever you activate your heal

[01:55:09] So it's like you need to sit like that's the line of being almost dead then heal

[01:55:13] Dude, that's the problem is that every so many kill almost every character legal legends looks fucking awesome

[01:55:19] But over half of them are really hard to play and understand if you don't understand the so it's like

[01:55:25] Every like some every every time I introduce someone would be like I want to play

[01:55:28] Ari and I'm like

[01:55:32] I have access characters like that too like there's a couple like there's the guy with the drone who

[01:55:38] Is very rarely played like but people who

[01:55:41] Or good at him like you can do some crazy things, but I fuck it's just a hard

[01:55:46] It's hard. I love characters that are barely played like I don't know

[01:55:49] That's when I first started playing Zach even though I always was good

[01:55:52] I was destined to play Zach and league

[01:55:54] But like people hated him at the beginning like people like this guy's cool. Whatever. He's good

[01:55:57] He's a gimmick guy. Let's goofy as hell

[01:55:59] No one played him and which means that no one ever played against him

[01:56:03] Which means no one had any experience against

[01:56:05] He can gank from fucking Saturn

[01:56:07] Like like no one like people will ward the general generic places for ganks

[01:56:13] But I will get I will get from farther away and just like what do we do he's always showing up

[01:56:19] Like a meteor. I look like Verdon from Eldenring

[01:56:24] All right, let's take a break and hit their final words music plays

[01:56:32] In our back call video warzone three. I guess I'll take these first final words

[01:56:37] This is going to be a recommend for me if you're already a call duty player or if you're already in the battle royale

[01:56:44] It's like then you've already played it probably as well

[01:56:47] But everyone else like as a beginner coming into this and I feel like I'm a I'm an expert gamer

[01:56:52] But a beginner call of duty or not a casual I'm not a casual

[01:56:57] Yeah, but I came in and I feel like I had a pretty bad first user experience as far as like coming into it

[01:57:03] Which is funny because there's even like an option at the beginning

[01:57:06] It's like do you want a faster onboarding thing? And I was like yeah, I want to get into the game as fast possible

[01:57:12] Still 20 pop-ups for the battle pass all the different screens coming up

[01:57:17] Classic mobile game and two different videos pop-up at the beginning and like I can't skip

[01:57:23] I'm skipped and I'm like and they're so loud

[01:57:26] And it realized like I just put Arthur down the bed. I'm message name game

[01:57:30] And you know he doesn't reply or whatever

[01:57:31] And then I sit down. I'm like okay, baby sleeping. It's all quiet in the house. Let me start it out

[01:57:36] Is like

[01:57:39] It's so loud

[01:57:42] It's like going through my sound bar and so what for you blowing it out in the

[01:57:46] Yeah, I have my sound I'm like overall master volume in game at 48

[01:57:51] It's a lot of it. It's ridiculous

[01:57:54] And so I'm like that's not great

[01:57:56] And then I get into the game and I proceeded you know die after two minutes after sending

[01:58:01] 15 minutes and waiting to get into a game then I go to the gulag and get drop shoted by some

[01:58:06] fucking ninja wizard that just just

[01:58:09] To always me was this when you're playing alone or when you're playing with me

[01:58:12] Okay, I was gonna say like when you're playing with me. I could I could see it because my lobbies are gonna be

[01:58:18] Like more advanced lobbies. Yeah, I killed after showing everything

[01:58:23] I didn't see

[01:58:26] My skill is definitely an issue with this so like I wonder if you guys play

[01:58:30] Together if you would be put in like a lower than lobbies, but probably actually maybe not maybe not the matchmaking is so fucked

[01:58:36] Like you'd probably be fed to streamers. That's what that's what it would be like you would be fodder

[01:58:42] I just say jillisner if any of these sound interesting do you go check this game out for your play

[01:58:47] If any of this is a little yucky for you or a yick or whatever

[01:58:51] Go play for night

[01:58:53] That's my recommendation go play for night

[01:58:57] All right

[01:58:59] Me as well if you want to play about our gal

[01:59:01] Fortnite has a no build mode and it is just so much easier to read

[01:59:05] It's so much simpler though

[01:59:07] And so if you want something more hardcore

[01:59:09] This is pretty hardcore, but I would probably just say play apex legends

[01:59:12] Which is wild because I thought that I was gonna go into this going. This is probably better than apex

[01:59:17] I don't see how apex could be worse than this

[01:59:21] Not that this is bad. So like we're talking about like

[01:59:24] This is a C it's not an f it's not a d

[01:59:27] It's like I'm not good at it. Yeah, so I think it's see like when I was playing with jano

[01:59:32] There were moments where I was having fun like we would get into fight

[01:59:35] I would be shooting someone and I get shot in the back and I go

[01:59:38] It's starting to lay like

[01:59:40] And they'd be like got him got him. I got him. Yeah, I was getting all these

[01:59:45] I was I was she saw three times and run away like a fucking gorilla warfare

[01:59:49] Like I was in the american revolution, but uh there were moments like there

[01:59:53] There were rounds where I would get like three or four kills

[01:59:55] Like we were we were having like an interesting time for the most part

[01:59:59] I was dying all the time, but like Philip was saying about the gulag

[02:00:02] We didn't talk about but the gulag if you die

[02:00:04] You go into the first time you go into the gulag and you one v once someone

[02:00:07] And if you win that you get to respond which usually results in you just getting shot out of the air

[02:00:12] Because it's fucking stupid

[02:00:13] But um you uh easy skills. I think I only lost one gulag

[02:00:20] So I don't know. I mean like I was when I got that

[02:00:23] I don't know. I'm a tricky little fucker too like I'm like

[02:00:26] Juke in our house

[02:00:28] Yeah, but um the gulag now you have a big laser hanging off your gun that you can see the other guys

[02:00:33] So you know exactly where he is

[02:00:35] So you have to kind of hide the laser if you pointed at the wall so they can't see you and then you pop out like

[02:00:40] It's you can be tricky, but yeah

[02:00:42] The the game itself. I don't know uh the time to kill us too long

[02:00:46] But like I was saying I beat that to death. It's it can't be shorter

[02:00:49] I don't think like in a fucking battle rail

[02:00:52] So the I think the thing I'm thinking of the most is that I as I was playing this

[02:00:56] I was just wishing I was playing the normal multiplayer

[02:00:59] I just feel like I would have a lot more fun with the normal multiplayer

[02:01:02] Um and what the one thing was is like

[02:01:05] John was like oh well we can respond in the other game mode and then we played it

[02:01:08] But it was like I respond in the fucking air

[02:01:11] Like I am with a giant parachute

[02:01:13] I look everyone can see me like

[02:01:16] I just made it big you gotta you gotta drop bro. You gotta get down

[02:01:19] And yeah, I immediately just cut my parachute and there's fucking

[02:01:23] Dodie ST fly like fucking master cheat and like have to do that you gotta do that

[02:01:28] It's so funny. I mean let's say fortnight has that as well

[02:01:30] But I don't know I don't know why it's so different fortnight where

[02:01:33] In fortnight I don't think I ever got killed in the air. No, it's hard to shoot

[02:01:37] It's hard to shoot someone in the air for I feel it's because like

[02:01:40] I drop really fast in fortnight as well

[02:01:44] I think yeah

[02:01:46] By the time you found a gun to

[02:01:49] Like you know the range the range on the guns in fortnight are not that good

[02:01:53] Yeah

[02:01:55] But that that was another thing is that I got a really good sniper in the first match

[02:02:00] And I couldn't hit anything and I was like why the fuck I'm shooting them like I'm aiming right at someone

[02:02:05] That's not moving in a suit because the bullets going like this. Yeah, the bullet drop

[02:02:09] Like we are on super earth like with 12 times gravity

[02:02:13] We're fucking go koo's doing the fucking one handed push up upside down

[02:02:17] That's the difference between a meta sniper rifle

[02:02:20] That's like the good one that you want to use and build and then the ground new one

[02:02:24] That's the difference the ground new one is just garbage

[02:02:27] Like you have to that bullet drop is horrible like that's the difference and that's exactly your shot like a boat

[02:02:33] It's horrible. That is such a bad new user experience

[02:02:36] That's so toxic that's so predatory

[02:02:40] Fuck uh, I would say I would say new years you care about the old users that are so pain to have their guns max out every time you change the meta

[02:02:51] All about the meta boys yeah, it's it's very

[02:02:53] I would definitely say I would say not recommend

[02:02:58] But that might just be a skill issue. I don't know like I'm sure of the people listening that play this game already

[02:03:04] Are mad about that, but it's like if you're playing this game already you don't need us to review it

[02:03:08] We're reviewing it from a new user perspective and from two new users

[02:03:13] This game fucking eight are lunch and took our money and pushed us to the ground and like yeah

[02:03:18] And we were just like okay. I guess yeah

[02:03:21] Thank you for this opportunity as it spits on us

[02:03:24] Thank you sir, man

[02:03:26] We are gonna go play ballatro where they won't beat me up back to brainhator where I just played by myself

[02:03:32] It's hard for me to

[02:03:36] To recommend it

[02:03:38] Even though I do play it every week, you know, I have

[02:03:42] A cumulative in the last five years

[02:03:46] Like well over a thousand hours in in war zones combined

[02:03:51] But I'm also playing another other battle as I've got playing apex. I have

[02:03:56] You know thousands of hours in apex. It's just not it's not hard for me to jump into this

[02:04:02] Even when I started playing

[02:04:03] Wasn't hard for me to jump into because I have that experience for a new person who doesn't play bad royals

[02:04:10] Obviously not why would you play this like why would you fucking do that to yourself

[02:04:14] Like if you're just starting playing bad royale go play fortnight. It's your build

[02:04:20] It's fun. It's fun for me even as a like an experienced battle royale player. I like playing fortnight

[02:04:26] It's it's goofy. It's easy to read. I can see everything

[02:04:29] I'm not skin

[02:04:31] Have they have every other skin dude like they have better skins. They got fucking Goku in there

[02:04:35] You know, they got key to they got alien Rick they got terminator alien dude

[02:04:42] Yeah, it's sick like well if you're gonna play battle royale

[02:04:46] Play that let's come play with me, you know, there's something weird about fortnight

[02:04:50] That I don't ever get mad when I'm playing it like yeah, I'll die on like oh whatever

[02:04:54] But like when I die and in this game the handful of times I died I'm like

[02:04:59] Oh

[02:05:01] I have a sniper like I can see you

[02:05:03] Oh

[02:05:06] And I didn't know where to go

[02:05:08] Or like if you get slight desync and you're getting no regs and like I'm hit firing a guy

[02:05:13] Point blank and my bullets aren't registering and it's just like

[02:05:17] Not I'm not getting hit markers that he kills me. I'm just like what the like it pisses me off so much

[02:05:23] Because you fucking you're dead and you're done like you're out of the game like that's not

[02:05:29] It's not good like they need to dial that in like I feel and most games don't so it is frustrating to play

[02:05:37] Battle royale sometimes because of that but

[02:05:40] I mean em's a brakes you want to you want to play the game?

[02:05:43] You know

[02:05:46] You gotta play the game you want to play the game

[02:05:49] All right, yeah, I would I don't say I would recommend for new users

[02:05:52] You guys gotta play apex with me. I feel like you gotta do that. We work on the whole

[02:05:56] Yeah, we'll get the whole thing. Oh, we did a fix. We did it but you didn't play it

[02:06:02] Oh, no, that's why I don't remember it

[02:06:04] Yeah, so we know yeah, we did it with the text files

[02:06:07] Yeah, which they don't make episodes anymore very sad

[02:06:10] I can come play a console so it'd be easier

[02:06:13] Like we get an easier lobbies

[02:06:14] So I'll play on like ps5 if we do

[02:06:17] And with that john oana. Thank you for coming out from the elder trolls. You have a quick little plug for your show

[02:06:23] Uh, yeah sure. Thanks for having me. Um, it's always a pleasure

[02:06:27] um

[02:06:29] We're found on youtube.com. It's this website that hosts videos

[02:06:34] We are elder trolls gaming and we have a podcast that's available on all podcast platforms called the Elder trolls gaming podcast

[02:06:44] Very nice go check them out

[02:06:47] They did it. I came at the beginning of the episode

[02:06:50] We just got to mention we got wrapped up. I've been on so many times. I feel like it's just uh

[02:06:55] People doesn't every episode is somebody's first episode

[02:06:58] Yep, if you want to hear more of john oav though

[02:07:01] The finals

[02:07:02] The finals we we we enjoyed that one

[02:07:05] And and list it and listen. That's it

[02:07:09] I always forget the name of that game

[02:07:11] You we did do it. I think it's coming out. I think it's fully coming out

[02:07:15] Not outside of early access soon actually oh really so I wonder how much they've changed it

[02:07:21] Yeah, I just remember you were on enlisted because I remember breaking the art

[02:07:25] And putting your head

[02:07:28] All right, we'll that name. What are we playing next week?

[02:07:31] I don't know where are they're playing something or we're gonna do the battle. We're gonna do the tournament

[02:07:35] Just depends. I will we'll figure it out and then we'll get back to you dear listeners

[02:07:39] But thanks for joining us this week. Maybe we can all uh

[02:07:43] Goes super saying together next time

[02:07:46] How does end up three hours holy shit unless time went backwards on us while we were working