Episode 143: Goat Simulator 3 - Wet Monkey

[00:00:00] I said I did enjoy them in the box.

[00:00:02] Oh, good kind of zinger there, like that.

[00:00:05] After some bickering.

[00:00:07] So he knows it's bickering.

[00:00:09] No, I'm thinking about the scientists watching the monkeys beat the other monkeys for the banana.

[00:00:15] They're enjoying those monkeys at the box.

[00:00:17] No, I just imagine me and the hose guy be like, alright, he's on the ladder.

[00:00:20] If he touches the banana, hit him with the hose, and you're just over there ready?

[00:00:24] Yeah.

[00:00:25] He's so ready.

[00:00:26] He's so ready.

[00:00:31] Dude, I've been so fucking sick the past few days, man.

[00:00:35] It's been fucking terrible.

[00:00:37] I was sick in a different way every day.

[00:00:40] It was like a new chapter of sickness every fucking day.

[00:00:43] So one day I'd be have like huge, crazy headache pressure,

[00:00:47] and then the next day would be total lockdown in my chest.

[00:00:50] And then the next day I'd have like the zero balance.

[00:00:53] Like I just lose all of it.

[00:00:56] And I mentioned it to my boss.

[00:00:58] I'm like, yeah, dude.

[00:01:00] It's like what happened to the Egyptians in the Bible?

[00:01:05] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:01:06] I dig deep in my brain.

[00:01:07] Yeah, the locusts and shit.

[00:01:10] Yeah, it was like your first born son, your Egyptians, your Egyptians,

[00:01:13] your sheep, you got to put your sheep blood on your door.

[00:01:16] Man, it really felt like that every day I go into work,

[00:01:19] I'm all sweating and shit.

[00:01:21] And people are like, man, you look tired.

[00:01:23] And I'm just like, yeah, I'm tired.

[00:01:25] Stay away from me.

[00:01:26] Yeah, I'm infectious.

[00:01:28] Yeah, probably.

[00:01:29] I probably am, but they don't care.

[00:01:31] They really don't care.

[00:01:33] Hello and welcome to Gaming Together, a quality podcast.

[00:01:35] I'm your host, Phillip, and I'm here with my co-partner, Naive.

[00:01:37] Each pod we played through a quality experience

[00:01:39] that will lay to you the listener if this game is a criminal,

[00:01:41] a criminal cop or something better off playing solo.

[00:01:44] Hey, Naive.

[00:01:45] This phanta is good.

[00:01:46] Is it? Hopefully it's that.

[00:01:47] It's very orange.

[00:01:49] Yeah, it's just orange.

[00:01:51] But then the color on your camera is already like warm though.

[00:01:54] So it's like very orange.

[00:01:57] I don't know.

[00:01:58] Did I tell you that I went through a rabbit hole with that

[00:02:00] of trying to do research because like after staring at a computer

[00:02:03] for like a year, because I've just got a desk job or, you know,

[00:02:06] two years at this point doing siren stuff, I'm like,

[00:02:08] I stare at computer monitors a lot every day

[00:02:11] for hours at a time.

[00:02:13] Is this fucking me up somehow?

[00:02:15] So then I like tried to do all this research to find out

[00:02:18] like, hey, can you have your monitor set too bright?

[00:02:21] Like our certain colors.

[00:02:23] Did you see those orange glasses people wear?

[00:02:26] Yeah, there's orange and blue glasses.

[00:02:29] It's like something out of the matrix, you know,

[00:02:32] like the first time I saw those were gamer glasses.

[00:02:35] Like pro gamers.

[00:02:37] Is there like Mountain Dew high voltage colored?

[00:02:39] I don't know.

[00:02:40] No, they were.

[00:02:41] I think they were blue or orange.

[00:02:42] They were probably orange and it's supposed to help somehow

[00:02:46] with irritation or whatever.

[00:02:48] But I could not find any documented like research

[00:02:52] saying that like different lie levels would really hurt you.

[00:02:55] Like it's all it's all there's nothing to it.

[00:02:57] It's just like, hey, if it's too bright, turn it down.

[00:03:00] If it's too dim, turn it up like there's no,

[00:03:03] it doesn't give you eyeball cancer or anything

[00:03:06] that we know of.

[00:03:07] It's because there hasn't been long enough of screen.

[00:03:10] For like in 120 years, they're going to look back

[00:03:13] and be like, man, those guys are fucking idiots.

[00:03:15] They had those LCD neon bright in their face and bed.

[00:03:18] You remember before they banned OLED?

[00:03:21] They'd be like, oh my God, it was a nightmare.

[00:03:23] Fucking idiots.

[00:03:24] Like what's the stuff in the walls that doesn't burn?

[00:03:27] That's a miracle.

[00:03:28] Yeah, but it also kills you.

[00:03:31] Lead.

[00:03:32] Yeah.

[00:03:33] I don't know.

[00:03:34] It's we are.

[00:03:35] We are a gaming podcast and we're going to be talking about

[00:03:38] Goat Simulator 3.

[00:03:39] But before we get there, let's just check in with what we've been playing.

[00:03:42] Naive, you were like an hour and 33 minutes late for the pod today.

[00:03:47] Hell yeah, brother.

[00:03:49] Because I thought I thought naively that I would be able to beat

[00:03:52] infinite wealth before we started.

[00:03:55] But there was four hours of cutscenes at the end.

[00:03:59] It's like, I would check your progress.

[00:04:01] I would pull up Twitch.

[00:04:02] I would check and be like, oh, they're shirtless

[00:04:04] and they're on the roof and he's like mounting the other man.

[00:04:07] So obviously they're near the end.

[00:04:09] Like they have to be wrapping up.

[00:04:10] I think the fight's over at this point.

[00:04:11] They're looking pretty rough.

[00:04:12] Then I'd leave and then I come back and they're like,

[00:04:14] they're on a different rooftop or something.

[00:04:17] And I'm like, okay.

[00:04:19] So I guess it's still going.

[00:04:20] That's fine.

[00:04:21] Then it gets the movement.

[00:04:22] It's like, okay, paramedics are rushing the scene.

[00:04:24] So they're wrapping up.

[00:04:25] All right, we're moving on.

[00:04:26] And then it rolls like credits credits.

[00:04:28] He's rolling credits.

[00:04:29] Okay.

[00:04:30] There's an after credit scene.

[00:04:31] Yeah.

[00:04:32] No, Phillip, Phillip waits like five minutes after the credits

[00:04:35] start rolling and I get a message that's like link.

[00:04:37] And I'm like, there's an after credit scene.

[00:04:40] You're gonna have to wait for this to go by like 20 minutes

[00:04:44] later.

[00:04:45] Which I love like that's like the ones, you know,

[00:04:47] I don't want to do like heavy spoilers for this because I know

[00:04:49] it's new game and all that.

[00:04:51] It's but the Yakuza after credit scene is pretty great.

[00:04:55] It's really it man, you saw, you saw a great,

[00:04:58] did you see the stuff happening before that?

[00:05:00] Like before the credits and everything?

[00:05:02] I don't remember.

[00:05:04] Like none.

[00:05:05] Not really.

[00:05:06] I know there was like a helicopter flying around some

[00:05:08] buildings and then I looked away again and look back

[00:05:11] and there was one man mounting the other man.

[00:05:15] He's like holding it by the collar.

[00:05:17] You fucking, you message kiss in the chat.

[00:05:21] And Melissa was in the party with me and she was like,

[00:05:26] I don't want to like ruin the mood but Phillip said kiss

[00:05:28] in the chat.

[00:05:30] And meanwhile, one of the guys is giving me a fucking

[00:05:33] heartfelt speech to the other one.

[00:05:35] I'm like, I got tears in my eyes.

[00:05:37] He's in kiss range.

[00:05:39] Oh my God.

[00:05:40] But it's fucking really good.

[00:05:42] I beat it.

[00:05:43] I don't know if I mentioned that I beat like a dragon infant

[00:05:45] and well congratulations.

[00:05:47] I did not cry nearly as much as I thought I was going to,

[00:05:51] especially how much the game was building things up.

[00:05:54] Like certain aspects of stuff.

[00:05:56] But there were some little parts that were getting

[00:05:59] my eyes were well enough for from manliness and then

[00:06:02] from compassion and then from, you know,

[00:06:05] the each bond being the best guy ever.

[00:06:08] The each bond carrying like having his Jesus mama where

[00:06:12] he's carrying the other guy through the streets.

[00:06:14] And I'm like, oh man.

[00:06:16] Like he's giving him a pep talk while he's doing it.

[00:06:20] All the time there's this like music playing over it.

[00:06:24] Yeah.

[00:06:25] They have subtitles for the music that's playing.

[00:06:27] And it's like we follow our destinies.

[00:06:30] We persevere when things get tough is like the lyrics

[00:06:33] or whatever.

[00:06:34] It's like, don't look into the darkness.

[00:06:36] I have you together.

[00:06:37] And I'm like, God, such cheese.

[00:06:40] It's fucking awesome, man.

[00:06:42] That's the thing is like, I think you're going to love

[00:06:44] the Yakuza games, but I think you're really going to

[00:06:47] love seven and eight.

[00:06:48] I think you're going to love how cheesy those are.

[00:06:50] I promise like I'm at the point where like I don't want

[00:06:53] to play him unless it's in Japanese,

[00:06:55] but I know my comprehension skills are not there yet.

[00:06:58] So I'm going to, I'm not going to understand all the

[00:07:01] nuance and messages that the localization team

[00:07:04] would have put in there.

[00:07:05] Like how each of on he definitely talks like,

[00:07:10] I don't know, like rougher it seems.

[00:07:12] They're in here.

[00:07:13] Dum dum.

[00:07:14] Yeah.

[00:07:15] He talks like a fucking proper gentleman.

[00:07:17] Yeah.

[00:07:18] Here's a robot.

[00:07:19] Like every talk some people is like, oh no,

[00:07:22] that person if he stands in the rain, his shoes

[00:07:24] will get wet.

[00:07:25] And I'm like, yes, I know.

[00:07:28] A student, a student assessment.

[00:07:30] Thank you.

[00:07:31] Yeah.

[00:07:33] So it was really fucking good though.

[00:07:36] Game of the year already dropped.

[00:07:37] That's crazy, man.

[00:07:38] This game was pissing me off though.

[00:07:40] Okay.

[00:07:41] So I got to do, I got to do a PSA for anyone

[00:07:43] developing a fucking JRPG where you have a main

[00:07:46] character and if that main character falls in

[00:07:48] in battle, the game is instantly over fucking

[00:07:51] stop.

[00:07:52] Stop.

[00:07:53] That makes sense.

[00:07:55] Quit it.

[00:07:56] Everyone has revive abilities.

[00:07:58] Why can't they just pick each one up?

[00:08:00] Like what the fuck is that about?

[00:08:03] I'm getting pissed off.

[00:08:06] Man, there were so many fucking fights in like

[00:08:09] the late game where they every enemy would

[00:08:11] just be like, oh wait, if we knock Ichiban out,

[00:08:14] we win.

[00:08:15] So like that's just what they did.

[00:08:17] I swear that's fucking programmed into

[00:08:18] the computer, man.

[00:08:19] I swear it's the AIs.

[00:08:20] They just do that on purpose.

[00:08:22] They just focus down Ichiban before you

[00:08:24] have a chance to react and then you just

[00:08:26] lose instantly.

[00:08:27] Is there any instinct kill moves because

[00:08:28] some RVGs do have those as well where it's

[00:08:31] just like death or whatever?

[00:08:33] No, but seven infamously right at the end

[00:08:36] has one where if you are not prepared for

[00:08:39] this fucking instinct kill move that he

[00:08:41] could do multiple times on Ichiban before

[00:08:44] Ichiban has a chance to react because

[00:08:45] Ichiban has an ability that lets him

[00:08:47] get back up with one HP, right?

[00:08:49] Yeah.

[00:08:50] But you have to activate it and so if you

[00:08:52] just activate at the beginning of the fight

[00:08:53] usually you're fine but this guy could hit

[00:08:55] you multiple times with it before

[00:08:57] Ichiban could like re-up that thing.

[00:09:01] And there is none in this game as far as

[00:09:03] I am aware but I haven't done any of

[00:09:05] the late game shit because there are

[00:09:09] two different dungeons and both of them

[00:09:11] have extra extreme versions of them

[00:09:15] and those are harder than the late

[00:09:18] game parts.

[00:09:20] Of course, you may use some of the

[00:09:21] tri-words on the site.

[00:09:23] Like in what was it?

[00:09:25] Like the weapons in Final Fantasy 7?

[00:09:27] Isn't that what they called?

[00:09:29] Yeah, it's like the weapons.

[00:09:31] I did it in the newest remaster because

[00:09:37] it lets you have 9 million health and

[00:09:39] deal 9 million damage.

[00:09:41] Fuck these guys.

[00:09:43] It felt really good.

[00:09:45] It felt really good actually.

[00:09:47] But there was this fucking point

[00:09:50] where my fucking Kiryu party is so

[00:09:54] fucking strong and my Ichiban party

[00:09:56] sucks so much ass that every time

[00:09:59] the fucking whiplash I would feel

[00:10:01] when a Kiryu chapter ended and I went

[00:10:04] back to Ichiban just going,

[00:10:05] No! I just fucking...

[00:10:07] And it got to the point where it was

[00:10:09] affecting my enjoyment of the story

[00:10:11] because I was like, I don't give a fuck

[00:10:12] about anything happening in Hawaii

[00:10:14] anymore because they suck so bad.

[00:10:16] And I used to be so strong.

[00:10:18] Like Kiryu's doing a thousand damage

[00:10:20] with basic attacks, I'm just like

[00:10:21] fuck I miss it.

[00:10:22] I miss it so bad.

[00:10:24] I soft-locked myself in Kotor 2, I think,

[00:10:26] with that because at one point you get

[00:10:28] the smuggler assistant dude or whatever

[00:10:30] and I hated him.

[00:10:31] So I just put him in the box and never

[00:10:33] trained him or anything.

[00:10:35] And then there's a part where he gets

[00:10:37] separated from you guys because he

[00:10:38] storms off and gets all pissy.

[00:10:39] I don't remember his name but whatever.

[00:10:41] And then he gets in a bar fight

[00:10:43] and the problem is like the enemies

[00:10:45] are scaled up to where they're supposed

[00:10:46] to be at that point and I'd never

[00:10:48] use this guy or give him any gear

[00:10:49] or anything.

[00:10:51] Nice.

[00:10:52] I saved at one point

[00:10:54] like previously, like right before

[00:10:56] that or something like that.

[00:10:57] So there's no way for me to go back

[00:10:59] and train him up or anything.

[00:11:00] So he just gets his ass being in the

[00:11:01] bar fight and I'm like, well there goes

[00:11:03] 18 hours of gameplay

[00:11:05] that I'm going to have to redo now

[00:11:06] because I was a dumb kid that didn't

[00:11:08] have multiple saves.

[00:11:10] I would just overwrite every save.

[00:11:12] That was the thing in Like a Dragon

[00:11:14] where they are pretty nice

[00:11:16] with autosaves so they got it

[00:11:18] because there are times when I went

[00:11:19] forward and I was like, ooh man

[00:11:21] I should have bought some items

[00:11:23] and I didn't save in the last two hours.

[00:11:25] But when you're in a battle

[00:11:27] you can't check your saves so I'm like

[00:11:29] either I leave now

[00:11:31] or I try to do this fight and I lose

[00:11:33] and I die and I have to reload anyway.

[00:11:35] So it's like, oh my god.

[00:11:37] Whenever you die in this,

[00:11:39] whenever you die in infinite wealth

[00:11:40] I think it's the same way

[00:11:42] in a lot of these accusing games actually.

[00:11:44] When you die it lets you retry the fight

[00:11:46] but you lose a fucking lot of your money.

[00:11:48] The sickness is taking me.

[00:11:50] The sickness.

[00:11:52] Well here's something

[00:11:54] like if I go into the games I've been playing

[00:11:56] the sickness that I was experiencing

[00:11:58] they put Final Fantasy 14 on Xbox Nave

[00:12:00] can you believe it after all these years?

[00:12:02] Yeah, you told me to download it.

[00:12:04] Yeah.

[00:12:06] Oh man dude, I spent like an hour

[00:12:08] just trying to play the game

[00:12:10] like not even like

[00:12:12] playing the game just trying to play it

[00:12:14] like buckle up

[00:12:17] it was a nightmare because like

[00:12:19] I had played it before on like Xbox

[00:12:21] or not Xbox on PC and I was like

[00:12:23] oh you know so I'll just log into my old account

[00:12:25] because it was another trial free account

[00:12:27] or whatever. I never bought the game

[00:12:29] but you can play the game for free up to like

[00:12:31] level 80 or some shit

[00:12:33] and so I go in there

[00:12:35] and they're like hey, log in

[00:12:37] and I'm like cool. I try to log in and like

[00:12:39] oh no I guess my password's wrong

[00:12:41] because it didn't let me in. So then I try to go through the long process

[00:12:43] of getting my password back

[00:12:45] and realize it wasn't that my password was wrong

[00:12:47] my password was correct

[00:12:49] but you know in like League of Legends

[00:12:51] I give a summoner's name and then you have an email address

[00:12:53] my summoner's name

[00:12:55] I didn't know my summoner's name

[00:12:57] but I knew my email address. No it wasn't

[00:12:59] because then I had to recover

[00:13:01] my summoner's name

[00:13:03] and I got that and that made me also change

[00:13:05] my password again so this is like

[00:13:07] two password changes deep

[00:13:09] because I had to recover my username

[00:13:11] and so then I go back in and I'm like alright time to log in

[00:13:13] I go to log in and it says my account has been locked

[00:13:15] because of suspicious behaviors

[00:13:17] by the way my account is a free account

[00:13:19] with

[00:13:21] no credit card attached to it or anything

[00:13:23] literally just an email

[00:13:25] and login information. They're trying to stop

[00:13:27] those bots man. I guess. Trying to stop the Russian bots.

[00:13:29] They stop me

[00:13:31] so then I'm like fine I wait

[00:13:33] the cooldown I recover my account again

[00:13:35] for the third password change

[00:13:37] I log in and it says

[00:13:39] hey since this is

[00:13:41] an account that was created on the

[00:13:43] PC client it is

[00:13:45] not compatible with the Xbox version

[00:13:47] of the game. Oh fuck

[00:13:49] I could have jumped from head to head

[00:13:51] I knew that. I knew I should have

[00:13:53] fucking told you. Oh man.

[00:13:55] I was like oh well that's an nightmare

[00:13:57] and I'm like that's fine I'll just

[00:13:59] make a new account

[00:14:01] and boy making a new account was

[00:14:03] fucking cool too

[00:14:05] and so like god it took me

[00:14:07] an hour and I got in the game and I'm like

[00:14:09] I don't want to play anymore.

[00:14:11] Like after that I'm like I'll just go play

[00:14:13] Potato

[00:14:15] where I push button and

[00:14:17] thing happens. Yeah I literally like you

[00:14:19] push one button and then the game plays itself

[00:14:21] Neuron activate

[00:14:23] Alright it looks like I jumped in my games

[00:14:25] too soon what do you got

[00:14:27] Oh I just remember I bought

[00:14:29] a visual novel a while

[00:14:31] back I don't remember when I mentioned this

[00:14:33] No you didn't mention this because I looked it up

[00:14:35] and I'm like this game looks PG

[00:14:37] Yeah

[00:14:39] it's just it's about running

[00:14:41] a snack shop it's a

[00:14:43] it's a Korean visual novel

[00:14:45] and I was like one time

[00:14:47] one day I'm probably gonna want to

[00:14:49] just read something and just

[00:14:51] like you know turn my brain off

[00:14:53] so there is like this

[00:14:55] there's this like management part of the game

[00:14:57] where you're like running the shop running the finances

[00:14:59] and stuff kind of like the lemonade stand

[00:15:01] that you play on the browser you know what I mean

[00:15:03] lemonade simulator

[00:15:05] or whatever wait is this a romance

[00:15:07] Yes I didn't notice

[00:15:09] I didn't know it was a romance

[00:15:11] until I started playing it

[00:15:13] and you can

[00:15:15] not engage with that if you want

[00:15:17] but I went ahead and just did all of that stuff

[00:15:19] Yeah just a business sim but then you read

[00:15:21] a romance novel every Sunday

[00:15:23] Yeah every every other

[00:15:25] week you're reading a romance

[00:15:27] like chapter it's good to play while

[00:15:29] I was sick because I was sick

[00:15:31] enough that I couldn't the last couple

[00:15:33] days besides yesterday

[00:15:35] I was too sick I couldn't play

[00:15:37] Yakuza I really couldn't

[00:15:39] so I'm glad I bought I would have played

[00:15:41] any visual novel I had this was just like the most

[00:15:43] reason when I bought but I was so sick

[00:15:45] that I couldn't even focus on Yakuza

[00:15:47] I was I was delirious

[00:15:49] Does the game have voice acting or

[00:15:51] you do all the reading? It does

[00:15:53] but I'm skipping like I'm

[00:15:55] you know it's like the problem where

[00:15:57] I'm reading way faster than the

[00:15:59] and I don't understand Korean even a little bit

[00:16:01] I couldn't even like

[00:16:03] piece it together. Yeah

[00:16:05] I don't know what the fuck you're saying

[00:16:07] Yeah close enough

[00:16:09] Yeah

[00:16:11] Speaking of speaking Korean or Japanese

[00:16:13] I finished Bayonetta Origins

[00:16:15] this is my third Japanese game this year

[00:16:17] after

[00:16:19] what was the first one Tomb Raider

[00:16:21] Revengeance

[00:16:23] and

[00:16:25] Dragon Quest Treasures yeah

[00:16:27] Bayonetta Origins games good

[00:16:29] Nave actually recommended

[00:16:31] she has like a non for like an English

[00:16:33] playthrough or whatever because at first

[00:16:35] I'm like oh man this is another kind of like cheesy spin-off

[00:16:37] this isn't a real Bayonetta game

[00:16:39] it's still not a Bayonetta game

[00:16:41] but

[00:16:43] actually the game has a lot of bloat to it

[00:16:45] I feel it took me about 18 hours

[00:16:47] to beat like if I was playing

[00:16:49] in English I could probably get it down to like 15 or something

[00:16:51] just speedrunning it but

[00:16:53] the games good

[00:16:55] it's weird it feels like a single player

[00:16:57] Lego game but with

[00:16:59] I don't know

[00:17:01] like I like alternate control schemes in games

[00:17:03] to a point I'm looking at you

[00:17:05] Lost Planet 2

[00:17:07] with your stupid you reload

[00:17:09] by pushing in the right stick bullshit

[00:17:11] but uh

[00:17:13] yeah but uh in this game

[00:17:15] it's like when you control two different characters at the same time

[00:17:17] each with a different stick and attack

[00:17:19] with different like triggers on each side so

[00:17:21] oh wait

[00:17:23] what was that game that you played that you liked

[00:17:25] the the bunker

[00:17:27] is that what it is?

[00:17:29] where I couldn't figure out how to reload

[00:17:31] oh yeah because you need to hold down X to open the chamber

[00:17:33] of the gun and then like

[00:17:35] press you need like tap X

[00:17:37] after holding it down to put one shell in

[00:17:39] there's something ridiculous like that

[00:17:41] and you had to like tap and then you reload it

[00:17:43] and then it would rotate and then you need to tap again

[00:17:45] and if you just mash it then he doesn't do it

[00:17:47] that was the it's so fun that's one of the first

[00:17:49] games I've ever I've ever played

[00:17:51] where I couldn't understand something and I said uh no

[00:17:53] and then I just stopped playing

[00:17:55] I was like how do I reload this gun

[00:17:57] I can't even figure this out on my own

[00:17:59] and I've been playing for 25 years of my life

[00:18:01] turns out you don't need the gun by the way

[00:18:03] like you can't even use the gun

[00:18:05] on the monster you can

[00:18:07] it isn't doing anything though

[00:18:09] but uh yeah bayonet origin is good

[00:18:11] I picked up uh from the library

[00:18:13] bayonet origins and so I took it back

[00:18:15] I got trials of mana

[00:18:17] have you played any of the mana games?

[00:18:19] I played one of them

[00:18:21] but I don't know what it was

[00:18:23] well I think trials of mana is a

[00:18:25] and I don't remember

[00:18:27] anything about it so

[00:18:29] of either like a playstation 1 or playstation 2 game

[00:18:31] I never actually looked it up

[00:18:33] so they just ported to the systems

[00:18:35] it was like that area because

[00:18:37] I would just get any jrpg I saw

[00:18:39] for a while

[00:18:41] and I would hardly play them

[00:18:43] I would play a little bit and I'd be like yeah this is cool

[00:18:45] I'll go back to final mana c8 now

[00:18:47] yeah

[00:18:49] trials of mana is good

[00:18:51] I'm playing in Japanese as well

[00:18:53] it's a bit harder because

[00:18:55] all the cutscenes are like

[00:18:57] full speed they don't

[00:18:59] like you know say a sentence

[00:19:01] and then press a to continue

[00:19:03] type deal or whatever like they did in bayonetta

[00:19:05] and this one they just

[00:19:07] start talking and they talk a lot

[00:19:09] can you hit the like is there a button on the switch that lets you

[00:19:13] pause? like you know

[00:19:15] how you get the guide button on the xbox most games

[00:19:17] so fucking freeze

[00:19:19] you can do that

[00:19:21] the only issue with that is that it also

[00:19:23] fades the screen

[00:19:25] so like dims everything

[00:19:27] because you know you're pausing it

[00:19:29] I do that all the

[00:19:31] when I accidentally leave my notifications on

[00:19:33] when I'm playing yakuza

[00:19:35] I always am ready to hit the guide button

[00:19:37] for when someone logs in

[00:19:39] and you just guide and wait for it to go away

[00:19:43] but trials of mana is good

[00:19:45] it gives me big dragon quest

[00:19:47] 11 vibes

[00:19:49] because it seems very

[00:19:51] similar as in like

[00:19:53] I have a swordsman with a child healer

[00:19:55] and with a sorceress

[00:19:57] witch lady

[00:19:59] as my party

[00:20:01] this is just dragon quest 11

[00:20:03] all these games are very similar

[00:20:05] all these games are dragon

[00:20:07] oh yeah and the other thing is like

[00:20:09] the whole premise is like you gotta find the 8 dragon stones

[00:20:11] and I'm like of course I do

[00:20:13] that's what I did in dragon quest treasures

[00:20:15] that's what I did in

[00:20:17] I don't know

[00:20:19] you'll cry watch you'll cry watch no you can you collect

[00:20:21] metals and you'll cry watch

[00:20:23] you'll cry metals but yeah

[00:20:25] but yeah

[00:20:27] I'm collecting the stupid

[00:20:29] treasures one thing

[00:20:31] that is kind of annoying is that

[00:20:33] I get that they are just

[00:20:35] updating the game but

[00:20:37] they didn't I don't know

[00:20:39] like I don't like how they handled the

[00:20:41] duplicate characters

[00:20:43] my cat is like trying to

[00:20:45] battle the microphone right now

[00:20:47] like you know like you go in the store

[00:20:49] keeper in Ocarina of Time

[00:20:51] and it's or like you see the construction

[00:20:53] workers and it's the same guy at every

[00:20:55] store and not even the same guy

[00:20:57] you see the same guy in the same

[00:20:59] store staying over there stalking the shelves

[00:21:01] and it's like is this just the uniform

[00:21:03] this is just what people are wearing

[00:21:07] and it's like that so there's like three towns

[00:21:09] people and they're all the same but they're

[00:21:11] all HD models now so I'm like

[00:21:13] I kind of wish they at least did like a color

[00:21:15] swap you know a color shop

[00:21:17] I would have been fine with that one green and make one yellow

[00:21:19] give them like a like

[00:21:21] a vest or something like you know put it like

[00:21:23] just a retexture of the

[00:21:25] coat but I guess they're trying to stay faithful

[00:21:27] to the original that I didn't play so

[00:21:29] I don't care

[00:21:31] disgusting yeah disgusting update

[00:21:33] for me my game you need to

[00:21:35] I wanted to be like dead space the remake not

[00:21:37] dead space the original

[00:21:39] did you see the

[00:21:41] did you see what's going on with the Tomb Raider games

[00:21:43] there's the Tomb Raider trilogy came out

[00:21:45] no okay so I'm

[00:21:47] one of the pages I follow is Nintendo

[00:21:49] Switch custom box art on reddit

[00:21:51] or whatever and there's so much demand

[00:21:53] for different box art

[00:21:55] for the Tomb Raider games

[00:21:57] what's the drama behind it because people are

[00:21:59] just they all on custom box arts for this

[00:22:01] the drama

[00:22:03] is as soon as you turn it on

[00:22:05] you know in the old Looney Tunes

[00:22:07] movie a video or

[00:22:09] TV shows that you stream nowadays

[00:22:11] or like Warner Brothers or whatever

[00:22:13] the rate the one the web

[00:22:15] is like racist stuff and it'll be like hey

[00:22:17] this shit

[00:22:19] hold on this is bad

[00:22:21] just so you know it does that at the beginning

[00:22:23] of Tomb Raider it's like hey there's some bad

[00:22:25] shit up in here we don't believe

[00:22:27] indigenous people

[00:22:29] and steal their relics yeah

[00:22:31] it is heavily implied that they

[00:22:33] eat that they are cannibals

[00:22:35] so we're sorry about that

[00:22:37] but we don't believe

[00:22:39] in that so people were upset

[00:22:41] I guess that they said that

[00:22:43] but also in the thing it says we

[00:22:45] did not change anything

[00:22:47] but we also don't like this

[00:22:49] and I'm like that seems like the best way to do it

[00:22:51] that's probably the best way like it's like

[00:22:53] when they remove the Muslim

[00:22:55] images from Ocarina of Time

[00:22:57] or whatever when they did the re-release

[00:22:59] yeah what was it images I thought

[00:23:01] there was the chanting in the song

[00:23:03] there was chanting and there was a Islamic

[00:23:05] star on the back

[00:23:07] of the mirror shield

[00:23:09] I thought that looked fucking cool

[00:23:11] I did too I like the moon

[00:23:13] yeah that was fucking awesome

[00:23:15] I didn't even think about it until

[00:23:17] now that I'm reimagining it

[00:23:19] meanwhile like in the first Legend of Zelda

[00:23:21] his shield has a cross on it

[00:23:23] like a crusader

[00:23:25] yeah oh well

[00:23:27] oh well I guess we gotta

[00:23:29] just pretend religions don't exist in video games

[00:23:31] or something

[00:23:33] unless you're playing Final Fantasy

[00:23:35] then it's super religious

[00:23:37] yeah

[00:23:39] which I got into that with Janna

[00:23:41] with Trials of Mana because the child

[00:23:43] character that follows you around

[00:23:45] I'm trying to like translate out

[00:23:47] what her role is

[00:23:49] and it is

[00:23:51] they have her listed as a cleric

[00:23:53] and then we got into discussion of what's

[00:23:55] the difference between a priest and a cleric

[00:23:57] and it turns out in all

[00:23:59] I think it was like

[00:24:01] all priests are clerics

[00:24:03] but not all clerics are priests

[00:24:05] because priests is actually a role

[00:24:07] in a

[00:24:09] community like a religious community opposed to clerics

[00:24:11] what is that

[00:24:13] so it's like a square rectangle thing

[00:24:15] yeah it's like not all rectangles are squares

[00:24:17] with some squares are rectangles type deal or whatever

[00:24:19] yeah like the pope isn't a priest

[00:24:21] but he's in the

[00:24:23] clergy so if he was in your Dungeons and Dragons

[00:24:25] party he would be classified as something else

[00:24:27] now it's time for news

[00:24:29] and updates and I see you Jonesen to put some stuff in there

[00:24:31] but before you do that

[00:24:33] take a look at my updates

[00:24:35] so

[00:24:37] I went to Ikea

[00:24:39] the other day ignore Arthur

[00:24:41] in that photo but

[00:24:43] look at the man in the back

[00:24:45] with the driver's cap on

[00:24:47] you might need to enhance that some more

[00:24:49] I'm gonna have to enhance that some more

[00:24:51] so

[00:24:53] we are at the chow hall at Ikea

[00:24:55] wait

[00:24:57] what am I looking at

[00:24:59] so what I think I'm looking at is a guy sitting

[00:25:01] at a table of four

[00:25:03] and across from him and to his left

[00:25:05] and right are stuffed animals in the chairs

[00:25:07] yeah is that what I'm looking at

[00:25:09] that is in fact

[00:25:11] he's in fact having a meal

[00:25:13] with stuffed animals but he doesn't have any food

[00:25:15] and he was also talking to them

[00:25:19] so were there cameras nearby

[00:25:21] I see that you went and got another angle

[00:25:23] yeah I need to get another angle

[00:25:25] so yeah

[00:25:27] I got two pretty good angles identifying

[00:25:29] basically he was by himself

[00:25:31] I didn't see anyone with him and he was there

[00:25:33] when we got there and he was there when we left

[00:25:35] after we finished eating

[00:25:37] this is a very important bot update

[00:25:41] well no I wanted some input on

[00:25:43] what do you think is happening here

[00:25:45] is this guy just trolling

[00:25:47] are you sure there's no camera nearby

[00:25:49] I only got a bit for TikTok

[00:25:51] I don't know this could be a TikTok bit

[00:25:53] but I didn't see anyone around him because I was watching

[00:25:55] because I was interested

[00:25:57] I wanted to see what was occurring with this man

[00:25:59] there's like an upside down water bottle

[00:26:01] or something I'm trying to see

[00:26:03] yeah it looks like you did a bottle flip

[00:26:05] or something

[00:26:07] it was on the cap

[00:26:09] this is so interesting

[00:26:11] and so he's got

[00:26:13] the hat he's wearing

[00:26:15] is the same hat that Kyrie wore

[00:26:17] when he was undercover as a taxi driver

[00:26:19] he has like this golf cap on

[00:26:21] yeah he's got like a collar

[00:26:23] shirt too and he's not old but he's not

[00:26:25] young from what I can tell

[00:26:27] it's like my age I think

[00:26:29] he's probably like 30s

[00:26:31] clean shave

[00:26:33] looking sharp doing weird stuff

[00:26:35] at Ikea

[00:26:37] with his shark what are the other two

[00:26:39] like there's this one

[00:26:41] looks like ET the one that you just get a silhouette of

[00:26:43] he's sitting next to a shark

[00:26:45] a bear and

[00:26:47] looks like a goblin

[00:26:49] or something

[00:26:51] it looks like the alien

[00:26:53] from what is the family guy

[00:26:55] other one

[00:26:57] American family

[00:26:59] yeah that's it

[00:27:01] alright well that was all I needed to put out there

[00:27:03] Lucius is at home if you know this man

[00:27:05] because he had

[00:27:07] San Antonio and sits with stuffed animals

[00:27:09] riding and let us know what he was doing

[00:27:13] put the APB out

[00:27:15] yeah

[00:27:17] alright what do you got in this section

[00:27:19] alright

[00:27:21] so what did Nate buy

[00:27:23] and I bought Wild Hearts

[00:27:25] which is running with the theme of last week

[00:27:27] when I bought something that I didn't know was on Game Pass

[00:27:29] which was the

[00:27:31] game that just released on Game Pass

[00:27:33] it was like a little to the left

[00:27:35] it's just a puzzle game

[00:27:37] but I only spent like $4 on it

[00:27:39] I was confused about that

[00:27:41] you also watched the trailer about the cab breaking things

[00:27:43] yeah I didn't know

[00:27:45] it was on sale

[00:27:47] so I just saw it on sale

[00:27:49] and I was like boom

[00:27:51] Wild Hearts is also on Game Pass

[00:27:53] because it's an EA game I didn't think about that before I bought it

[00:27:55] but it was only $8

[00:27:57] and it's not that I bought the base game

[00:27:59] which is what's on Game Pass

[00:28:01] I bought the deluxe edition with like extra shit

[00:28:03] so I got like

[00:28:05] basically I bought the deluxe upgrade

[00:28:07] but I also got to keep the game for free

[00:28:09] rather than buying the deluxe upgrade and playing it on Game Pass

[00:28:11] and it going away one day

[00:28:13] so whatever I'm fine with it

[00:28:15] Wild Hearts is I don't know if anyone knows

[00:28:17] I don't know why I said it like that

[00:28:19] for the listener who doesn't know Wild Hearts is like

[00:28:21] the EA version of Monster Hunter

[00:28:23] which is something that I really want to play sometimes

[00:28:25] but it's one of those games that I want to

[00:28:27] sink my fucking teeth into

[00:28:29] before we really talk about because it seems like it's pretty cool

[00:28:31] and then

[00:28:33] the other game I bought is called Loop 8

[00:28:35] which is a game I...

[00:28:37] Yeah it seems like it

[00:28:39] it seems like it's Persona in the 80s

[00:28:41] in Japan

[00:28:43] and so it seems kind of cool

[00:28:45] it's got like some yokai shit going on

[00:28:47] like there's literally like yokai shit going on

[00:28:49] yeah

[00:28:51] I see a Kappa or Chupacabra

[00:28:53] I'm like oh man that's what I want

[00:28:55] There it is the floating squirrel cat thing

[00:28:57] with the weird

[00:28:59] with the weird tails

[00:29:01] Yeah weird tails and lots of little cloud bits

[00:29:03] floats around them

[00:29:05] Anyways I doubt I'll have

[00:29:07] I did just beat it

[00:29:09] Infinite Wealth but man

[00:29:11] I'm serious I think I put

[00:29:13] 115 hours into it

[00:29:15] I didn't even get all the achievements

[00:29:17] because I gave up

[00:29:19] I did I come to that point in my life

[00:29:21] where I have to think I'm starting to not like this game

[00:29:23] because of this grind

[00:29:25] I'm putting myself through do I want to continue

[00:29:27] and I come to that

[00:29:29] Crossroads more than often than not

[00:29:31] lately I'm like alright fuck it fuck the grind

[00:29:33] let's go let's get out of here

[00:29:35] I'm like that was a Brotato right now

[00:29:37] I'm getting to grind myself away from it

[00:29:39] Yeah which I beat

[00:29:41] Brotato also I got to the fifth

[00:29:43] and whatever and I started getting some of the

[00:29:45] missions done but I

[00:29:47] I realized I would start a level

[00:29:49] and then zone out and die and just go fuck

[00:29:51] oh my god

[00:29:53] I can't stop zoning out

[00:29:55] How you grab the thing that like kills you

[00:29:57] or whatever a little bit

[00:29:59] and then I did that on level 19

[00:30:01] and I went to the boss room with 1 HP

[00:30:03] and just got instantly hit and died

[00:30:05] and I'm like what was I thinking

[00:30:07] why did I it was it only gives you

[00:30:09] plus 3 max health when you take that item

[00:30:11] but it starts you with 1 HP

[00:30:13] it wasn't worth it

[00:30:15] like why would I do that that was a terrible idea

[00:30:19] It's good for some builds but

[00:30:21] like that guy who regen super fast

[00:30:23] Yeah it's really good

[00:30:25] Yeah it doesn't matter then

[00:30:27] besides that oh talking about games on Game Pass

[00:30:29] they added

[00:30:31] oh god what was that game called

[00:30:33] Did they just add it

[00:30:35] They just added series X version

[00:30:37] and base version

[00:30:39] Bluey

[00:30:41] No the other one

[00:30:43] Tales of a Rise

[00:30:45] So I got that game

[00:30:47] for like my birthday or Christmas or something

[00:30:49] like that have not started it yet

[00:30:51] and they threw it up on Game Pass and I'm like oh man

[00:30:53] it's gonna be here

[00:30:55] for like a year probably I could have played

[00:30:57] it in that time

[00:30:59] but you should know

[00:31:01] to play it in Japanese

[00:31:03] you have to say your system language

[00:31:05] to Japanese you can't

[00:31:07] change it in game

[00:31:09] it's one of those

[00:31:11] there's quite a few

[00:31:13] this is actually a problem for you lately

[00:31:15] it has been a really good issue

[00:31:17] I've never thought about it

[00:31:19] I just assumed that all games would just let you do that

[00:31:21] I know another annoying thing

[00:31:23] is like I'm even like hey

[00:31:25] I don't want to be playing games like this

[00:31:27] I need to know what I'm getting into

[00:31:29] so I'm like hey

[00:31:31] I like the Persona 5 just the designs of it

[00:31:33] I haven't played the actual game yet

[00:31:35] my cat just turned on my Xbox

[00:31:37] but

[00:31:39] Your cat is pissed dude

[00:31:41] You're cat's jumping all over the place

[00:31:43] He's going hard

[00:31:45] but I'm like I want to play the Persona spin-off

[00:31:47] too or whatever like they have Persona 5

[00:31:49] Scramble

[00:31:51] which is the

[00:31:53] what was it?

[00:31:55] the Muso game

[00:31:57] or Strikers

[00:31:59] Scramble is the overseas version

[00:32:01] that's why I had no idea what you were talking about

[00:32:03] that's why I said puzzle

[00:32:05] I've never heard of Scramble

[00:32:07] Scramble is definitely a puzzle game

[00:32:09] sounding like a Muso game

[00:32:11] but I was like hey

[00:32:13] I've been looking at eBay because that's the only way I'm going to buy this game

[00:32:15] is if it's severely marked down

[00:32:17] and I just saw a sale go up

[00:32:19] somebody sold a copy of Strikers

[00:32:21] like $7 including shipping

[00:32:23] somebody you know

[00:32:25] sold a used copy of the game

[00:32:27] I would totally buy that game for $7

[00:32:29] but the Strikers

[00:32:31] does not have

[00:32:33] Japanese voice or

[00:32:35] no it has a Japanese voice but doesn't have Japanese text

[00:32:37] even if you change your system language

[00:32:39] instead you have to actually have

[00:32:41] the Japanese version of Scramble

[00:32:43] but you have to be careful because there are other versions of Scramble

[00:32:47] such as the Chinese version

[00:32:49] which does not

[00:32:51] have Japanese it has Chinese on it

[00:32:53] you're going to look for the Japanese

[00:32:55] like CSR P3

[00:32:57] I look on eBay for the

[00:32:59] Scramble like the Japanese one

[00:33:01] and of course that comes up with Chinese

[00:33:03] and Japanese results for some reason

[00:33:05] but they are going for like $80

[00:33:07] of pop because the only people

[00:33:09] that have them are Japanese people

[00:33:11] that you didn't have to like ship it all the way around the world

[00:33:13] so I think I'm going to wait and just get it on like

[00:33:15] Steam or something where you can just change the language

[00:33:17] with a click

[00:33:19] just mod it?

[00:33:21] no it's not even a mod like when you install games

[00:33:23] on the Microsoft Game Pass app on PC

[00:33:25] or on Steam you can just right click

[00:33:27] and click install with this language

[00:33:29] but you can just choose which installation

[00:33:31] you want

[00:33:33] PC gaming is just superior I guess

[00:33:35] it makes me so angry because like

[00:33:37] I love the Switch

[00:33:39] I own an Xbox I'm going to be playing this shit

[00:33:41] out of forever but they make it so difficult

[00:33:43] they make it so hard to love it

[00:33:45] but that's that

[00:33:47] any more updates?

[00:33:49] no

[00:33:51] not really

[00:33:53] and with that hit the

[00:33:55] I don't know the me channel music

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[00:34:33] and with that Naive

[00:34:35] it's time for the Am I the Assel section

[00:34:37] I couldn't remember what the

[00:34:39] Meshaw music sounded like

[00:34:41] the Me channel

[00:34:43] I'm not sure I just I knew you did the We Shop

[00:34:45] one in the last episode

[00:34:47] which do you I was so funny

[00:34:49] I did not expect you to do that

[00:34:51] I just wanted to say something funny

[00:34:53] and then the We Shop music

[00:34:55] and I was like oh shit

[00:34:57] it is so good

[00:34:59] like I was just grooving to it for a while

[00:35:03] just for the rest of the edit just listening to it

[00:35:05] I in the

[00:35:07] hour and a half I waited on you I went out

[00:35:09] and I found specifically

[00:35:11] the one Am I the Assel

[00:35:13] that mentions

[00:35:15] Goat Simulator

[00:35:17] dude nobody wants to talk about goat simulator

[00:35:19] for some reason man

[00:35:21] one person on that one devastating

[00:35:23] two months ago

[00:35:25] with zero up votes

[00:35:27] okay

[00:35:29] like nobody even wants to argue about it either

[00:35:31] no but this is a main account by the way

[00:35:33] main account they have a lot

[00:35:35] of traffic

[00:35:37] post on

[00:35:39] I'm not even sure what they post on

[00:35:41] I guess meme pages

[00:35:43] what is Balotro

[00:35:45] Undertale pages

[00:35:47] what is Balotro

[00:35:49] I don't know

[00:35:51] what is this

[00:35:53] I'm incredibly curious

[00:35:55] dude this guy posts on everything

[00:35:57] learn python

[00:35:59] subreddit

[00:36:01] anime talking about chainsaw man

[00:36:03] poker inspired rogue like deck builder

[00:36:05] wasn't someone in the fucking

[00:36:07] the gaming together collaboration

[00:36:09] server talking about this just recently

[00:36:11] probably

[00:36:13] this person seems to be very active on reddit

[00:36:15] so let's get into

[00:36:17] the post

[00:36:19] Am I the Assel for arguing with my mom

[00:36:21] about signs of my gender growing up

[00:36:23] so far there is no traffic on this

[00:36:25] 43% of voted

[00:36:27] up voted but that also means

[00:36:29] enough of down voted the score is zero

[00:36:31] this is from two months ago too

[00:36:33] so I'm a trans woman

[00:36:35] growing up there were a lot of signs

[00:36:37] I would list them all here but it would make it hard

[00:36:39] to explain the actual story within the word

[00:36:41] count a lot of the feeling

[00:36:43] stayed internal but some of the more expressive

[00:36:45] people close to me like my parents

[00:36:47] enough that there was a point

[00:36:49] where my mom was worried that I was

[00:36:51] a misogynist because of some

[00:36:53] of the things I was expressing

[00:36:55] like my dislike of silver

[00:36:57] silver she'll show no show love that game

[00:36:59] yeah sure this guy

[00:37:01] this guy hates it turns out I don't like

[00:37:03] it because I have to participate

[00:37:05] and it forced me and reminded me I was a boy

[00:37:07] so I'm not

[00:37:09] I'm not misogynist I just don't like being

[00:37:11] chivalrous

[00:37:13] right

[00:37:15] what is that based

[00:37:17] it's a weird

[00:37:19] stance I don't know

[00:37:21] anyways back to it she couldn't

[00:37:23] understand when I said it made me feel

[00:37:25] weird

[00:37:27] retroactively it turns out that is pretty much

[00:37:29] the opposite of me being misogynist

[00:37:31] yeah

[00:37:33] reverse card

[00:37:35] this is an equality post

[00:37:37] but my mom acts like me being trans

[00:37:39] came out of nowhere

[00:37:41] like it was something that suddenly happened

[00:37:43] where'd you go

[00:37:45] no that's it says retroactively turns out

[00:37:47] pretty much the opposite of me being misogynist

[00:37:49] but my mom acts like me being trans came out of nowhere

[00:37:51] like it was something that suddenly

[00:37:53] happened without any warning

[00:37:55] and then acts like I only

[00:37:57] feel this way because people on the internet

[00:37:59] pressured me to

[00:38:01] or whatever excuses at the given moment

[00:38:03] how old is this person did they say

[00:38:05] they did not say and that makes

[00:38:07] that makes it troubling is this a kid

[00:38:09] it might be this must be

[00:38:11] a kid

[00:38:13] she's accepting ish but not

[00:38:15] validating and has this habit of ignoring

[00:38:17] anything she doesn't love 100% about

[00:38:19] me and are pushing the blame of whatever

[00:38:21] on to someone else

[00:38:23] what someone else told me to do

[00:38:25] when I came out as bisexual

[00:38:27] it was also the internet telling me to be that way

[00:38:29] when I told her I'm agnostic

[00:38:31] it was because of goat

[00:38:33] there it is

[00:38:35] it was because of goat

[00:38:37] we found it

[00:38:39] game mention gamer detected

[00:38:41] it was because of goat simulator and doing the side quest

[00:38:43] to get the devil goat form

[00:38:45] I refuse

[00:38:47] I refuse to do the devil

[00:38:49] goat form I'm not having any of that intolerance

[00:38:51] in my house

[00:38:53] she has a bad habit of removing my personal agency

[00:38:55] when it comes to things she doesn't like

[00:38:57] and I'm starting to realize that the reason I have a hard time

[00:38:59] trusting my own memories

[00:39:01] is because she does that

[00:39:03] oh my god

[00:39:05] so she's being brainwashed

[00:39:07] by her mother potentially

[00:39:09] in the case of my gender

[00:39:11] identity she says

[00:39:13] that all the signs I point out are things I made up

[00:39:15] retroactively

[00:39:17] and that I didn't feel what I felt

[00:39:19] once again claiming they did the internet told me

[00:39:21] to transition or something like that

[00:39:23] as if I would suffer through the abject

[00:39:25] discomfort of my chest developing

[00:39:27] because the internet told me to

[00:39:29] sad face

[00:39:31] yeah that's not sad

[00:39:33] it's like slightly

[00:39:35] face

[00:39:37] cold and forward slash

[00:39:39] anyway I got offended at her making those

[00:39:41] claims she told me we should

[00:39:43] agree to disagree and my response

[00:39:45] was that this wasn't something we can agree

[00:39:47] to disagree on

[00:39:49] she was questioning my individuality

[00:39:51] memory, feelings and personal agency

[00:39:53] I tried to explain her that it's

[00:39:55] really offensive for her to try to

[00:39:57] tell me that my own experiences

[00:39:59] didn't happen especially the ones that happened

[00:40:01] specifically my inside thoughts

[00:40:03] rather than being

[00:40:05] expressed hourly she's essentially telling me

[00:40:07] that my own thoughts, well my own thoughts were

[00:40:09] trying to claim that she knew

[00:40:11] better than I knew myself

[00:40:13] we can have different perspectives

[00:40:15] I'm pretty much any other

[00:40:17] matter but when it comes to my own emotions

[00:40:19] telling me I'm wrong

[00:40:21] is kind of screwed up almost like gas

[00:40:23] lighting am I the asshole

[00:40:29] this sucks

[00:40:31] alright hold on let me

[00:40:33] I'm still trying to identify the real problem

[00:40:35] because she seems to

[00:40:37] this transgender person

[00:40:39] I guess if we're not generating them

[00:40:43] is having problems because their mom

[00:40:45] is saying that they didn't show any signs

[00:40:47] of

[00:40:49] being transgender growing up

[00:40:51] and that it came out of nowhere

[00:40:53] whereas the OP believes

[00:40:55] that there were lots of signs

[00:40:59] yeah well this is the thing

[00:41:01] history isn't static

[00:41:03] I think that people genuinely

[00:41:05] believe that your memories

[00:41:07] are stagnant

[00:41:09] and they don't change they're solid

[00:41:11] that's history

[00:41:13] that's life history has somehow

[00:41:15] something that doesn't change

[00:41:17] in general which is not true also

[00:41:19] I'm being facetious

[00:41:21] this is a young person

[00:41:23] this person can't be older

[00:41:25] than 16

[00:41:27] there's no fucking way

[00:41:29] let me see if they mention any

[00:41:31] ages

[00:41:33] I don't want to be like oh I

[00:41:35] side with the mom here but this definitely

[00:41:37] seems like just from the way that they speak

[00:41:39] at the end

[00:41:41] they're battling off like buzzwords

[00:41:43] and rhetoric

[00:41:45] this sounds like

[00:41:47] the internet told them

[00:41:49] I don't think that the internet told them

[00:41:51] they could feel whatever they want but I think

[00:41:53] that they are being really

[00:41:55] what is the fucking word

[00:41:57] they think that they're smarter

[00:41:59] than they are

[00:42:01] I'm trying to think of the word for that

[00:42:03] which is ironic because that makes me look

[00:42:05] not smart

[00:42:07] so what is the issue

[00:42:09] do you want their parents to

[00:42:11] 100 million percent subscribe to what they're saying

[00:42:13] yeah pretty much

[00:42:15] I think everyone wants their parents to

[00:42:17] fucking completely accept them for who they are

[00:42:19] dude or woman

[00:42:21] is she the trans woman

[00:42:23] a boy becoming a girl or a girl becoming a boy

[00:42:25] I don't know

[00:42:27] I don't think that's enough information

[00:42:29] oh no the internet says she's a trans woman

[00:42:31] a boy that became a woman

[00:42:33] where does it say that

[00:42:35] the topic says so I'm a trans woman

[00:42:37] and then they did not like

[00:42:39] to be reminded that they were a boy

[00:42:41] before they transed

[00:42:43] which is so funny because I think about

[00:42:45] every time anything says trans

[00:42:47] or whatever I think about

[00:42:49] Gundam 00

[00:42:51] or 00

[00:42:53] because they have a system

[00:42:55] called the trans am system

[00:42:57] that lets them basically go

[00:42:59] like Neo Matrix fast

[00:43:01] and like dodge stuff

[00:43:03] and so he's like I'm activating trans

[00:43:05] there's the trams

[00:43:07] I don't remember it's something like that

[00:43:09] but every time I hear it I'm like

[00:43:11] how has that not been a meme yet

[00:43:13] probably because nobody watches old Gundam stuff

[00:43:15] oh yeah

[00:43:17] you gotta make it then

[00:43:19] you gotta be the one to make it

[00:43:21] just take a screenshot

[00:43:23] you gotta just make a throwaway account

[00:43:25] and just go into trans reddits

[00:43:27] and say I'm going trans

[00:43:29] or whatever you just said

[00:43:31] whatever it says

[00:43:33] trans or trams now I gotta look it up

[00:43:35] it probably is not trans

[00:43:37] trans Gundams

[00:43:43] did you mean transformers

[00:43:45] oh it is the trans

[00:43:47] am system

[00:43:49] short for

[00:43:51] yeah it's trans okay good

[00:43:53] I was making sure that I wasn't goofing it

[00:43:55] but yeah Gundams

[00:43:57] fairly trans

[00:43:59] Gundams are cool I wanna make one

[00:44:01] okay so do you think the internet

[00:44:03] could be pressuring this person to come out

[00:44:05] as trans bisexual and agnostic

[00:44:07] including the simulator

[00:44:09] that sounds

[00:44:11] that sounds like a fucking tumblr soup to me

[00:44:17] I just I would I tell

[00:44:19] people is that

[00:44:21] if I grew up five years later

[00:44:23] then I grew up when I was

[00:44:25] I would be balls deep

[00:44:27] in this shit

[00:44:29] I would be entrenched in this shit

[00:44:31] this is exactly the kind of person I

[00:44:33] would love to be

[00:44:35] someone teaching me all of these words

[00:44:37] and how my parents are wrong

[00:44:39] about what I think and how their gas

[00:44:41] I do I fucking regret

[00:44:43] the word gaslighting appearing

[00:44:45] in the modern day lexicon

[00:44:47] because now I just hear it all the fucking time

[00:44:49] about every fucking thing

[00:44:51] dude if anybody ever goes against you

[00:44:53] they're gaslighting you

[00:44:55] they're trying to convince you that your thoughts are wrong

[00:44:57] it's so

[00:44:59] fucking annoying

[00:45:01] well the problem is also is that then the boomers come back

[00:45:03] and they're like yeah I read 1984

[00:45:05] you got that you gotta do a double thing

[00:45:07] cause I'm like no you're going the wrong way with it now

[00:45:13] that's a good point dude the fucking

[00:45:15] that's the problem too is when people push back

[00:45:17] about stuff like this

[00:45:19] not the trans stuff but like the

[00:45:21] the giant words just throwing

[00:45:23] the fucking whole dictionary at somebody

[00:45:25] it's like

[00:45:27] you push back by being a horrendous person

[00:45:29] I'm like no that's not the correct

[00:45:31] idea either we have to

[00:45:33] we have to teach people to be able to speak

[00:45:35] in a brief manner

[00:45:37] and not give me a fucking

[00:45:39] a fucking literal

[00:45:41] anime antagonist monologue

[00:45:43] oh dude me and janna are

[00:45:45] watching attack on titan for the first time

[00:45:47] and have you seen it

[00:45:51] I've seen a little bit of it yeah I watched a couple of episodes

[00:45:53] so there's this main dude Aaron

[00:45:55] he's a big loser

[00:45:57] but he gets the most

[00:45:59] anime ass

[00:46:01] like monologues every episode

[00:46:03] and every time he starts me and janna is like

[00:46:05] oh Aaron no

[00:46:07] and he's like titan's killed my mother

[00:46:09] I'll kill every titan

[00:46:11] they're bringing humanity to the brink of extinction

[00:46:13] it's up to me

[00:46:15] this is unbelievable everyone's

[00:46:17] against me as a betrayer

[00:46:19] and I'm like God please somebody kill this guy

[00:46:21] he's been plot armored to hell

[00:46:23] so he's invincible

[00:46:25] that's fucking funny

[00:46:27] god it is

[00:46:29] there's something going on

[00:46:31] in yakuza also

[00:46:33] that was why the fucking end of the game

[00:46:35] was like 5 hours long

[00:46:37] is because every time you ran into

[00:46:39] one of the last bosses

[00:46:41] they would be like you know

[00:46:43] I was like you once and it would fade to black

[00:46:45] and then you would have to go through their own backstory

[00:46:47] and that happened like 3 times

[00:46:49] so I was like oh my god

[00:46:51] it was like a different scene

[00:46:53] and I'm like I just don't know anymore

[00:46:55] because I thought you were at the end

[00:46:57] like we were just about to fight

[00:46:59] one of the last guys that saw chan was like

[00:47:01] you know what you didn't consider

[00:47:03] and I was like no we were just about to fight

[00:47:05] we were literally swearing up

[00:47:07] and she just interrupted it

[00:47:09] and started going on a mono on herself

[00:47:11] I was like dammit

[00:47:13] what were you talking about

[00:47:15] well I don't know just people

[00:47:17] monologue ourselves

[00:47:19] yeah we're talking about people like

[00:47:21] basically throwing out a monologue

[00:47:23] as like an unstoppable iron wall

[00:47:25] saying like nothing can defeat me

[00:47:27] if I like here's a list

[00:47:29] of everything that if you stand against me

[00:47:31] like basically like

[00:47:33] if you say any of these are wrong

[00:47:35] you are questioning my

[00:47:37] individuality, my memory, my feelings

[00:47:39] and personal agency

[00:47:41] basically you're a bigoted old

[00:47:43] old person or whatever

[00:47:45] that yeah your big boomer energy

[00:47:47] wouldn't realize like

[00:47:49] their mom is probably like 40

[00:47:51] or something what is this thing

[00:47:53] right here it says as if I would

[00:47:55] suffer through the abject discomfort

[00:47:57] of my chest developing because the internet

[00:47:59] told me to what in the fuck is going on here

[00:48:01] okay so I think this is like

[00:48:03] okay so you know in chris chan

[00:48:05] whenever he says that he is

[00:48:07] trying to develop breasts they start taking

[00:48:09] hormone treatment is this a kid

[00:48:11] is this a kid taking

[00:48:13] hormone treatment well maybe they're

[00:48:15] I don't know at least 18

[00:48:17] hopefully maybe they're 18 now

[00:48:21] it has this weird because it's no this person

[00:48:23] writes as if they're like a 16

[00:48:25] or 15 year old

[00:48:27] who just like who just discovered

[00:48:29] fucking frederick niches

[00:48:31] and shit yeah okay so I'm

[00:48:33] looking I'm just like

[00:48:35] scrolling through their history trying to

[00:48:37] find I don't know

[00:48:39] okay apparently they're

[00:48:41] currently in a python

[00:48:43] class with a professor so

[00:48:45] possibly college college now

[00:48:47] at least that makes sense

[00:48:49] yeah alright so that makes me feel

[00:48:51] a little less fucking strange they're asking

[00:48:53] a question about their python homework and that was

[00:48:55] five days ago

[00:48:57] do we message them

[00:48:59] yeah

[00:49:03] are you an asshole the

[00:49:05] so okay so this is the biggest thing

[00:49:07] is that I don't think that they're an asshole I don't

[00:49:09] really even think that the mom is that much

[00:49:11] of an asshole like

[00:49:13] this is gonna this happens every generation dude

[00:49:15] your parents just don't understand you because

[00:49:17] they don't understand what it's like to grow up

[00:49:19] in the environment that you're growing up in

[00:49:21] because the environment that they grew up in

[00:49:23] even though it's in the same place is

[00:49:25] objectively a completely different universe

[00:49:27] like and if you're

[00:49:29] a child you just will never understand that

[00:49:31] until you grow up and you realize oh shit

[00:49:33] the people around me don't understand

[00:49:35] me either no one understands me

[00:49:37] no one will ever understand me completely the way that

[00:49:39] I am understand myself which is

[00:49:41] not a lot because no one understands

[00:49:43] themselves all the way

[00:49:45] the mom just saying that hey you might be

[00:49:47] looking back on memories and imprinting

[00:49:49] your modern fucking thought processes

[00:49:51] into the old memories

[00:49:53] that's a thing that people do

[00:49:55] like everyone does that now there's

[00:49:57] there's a chance like it's like

[00:49:59] when I look back on like

[00:50:01] times when my mom was getting

[00:50:03] beaten or something I and I would like

[00:50:05] I was a scared boy I'm not

[00:50:07] imprinting me being scared on that like

[00:50:09] there are you can recall memories of stuff

[00:50:11] like that but like you

[00:50:13] have an adults vision of

[00:50:15] what you went through right

[00:50:17] like when I think of most of the things I

[00:50:19] went through as a teenager with you Philip

[00:50:21] like walking around like the church

[00:50:23] and just shooting shit

[00:50:25] my immediate thought is I'm like

[00:50:27] an adult again like it's me

[00:50:29] walking with you and you walking

[00:50:31] with me like as adults because that's

[00:50:33] how I remember you right right now

[00:50:35] as you are right now I don't

[00:50:37] remember what you look like as a kid that's why

[00:50:39] whenever people look at pictures of

[00:50:41] themselves as shoulder they're like holy shit

[00:50:43] we are different fucking human beings back then

[00:50:45] because when you think about yourself back

[00:50:47] then you put yourself in that position

[00:50:49] because it was you right

[00:50:51] that's why whenever you see

[00:50:53] when you see something as a kid

[00:50:55] like a coffee table that coffee table

[00:50:57] was huge and then you never

[00:50:59] you'd never go back to your grandma's house where

[00:51:01] the coffee table was until you're 21

[00:51:03] you go back and you see that same coffee table

[00:51:05] and it's not huge it's tiny

[00:51:07] and you're like I thought that was huge

[00:51:09] but that was me as an adult

[00:51:11] looking back putting my adult

[00:51:13] avatar in my you know what I'm saying

[00:51:15] I'm beating this into the ground

[00:51:17] but I'm like that's something

[00:51:19] that we do that's just how we're programmed

[00:51:23] the way that we look back on our memories

[00:51:25] is not to

[00:51:27] recall a historical context

[00:51:29] because what would we

[00:51:31] why would we biologically

[00:51:33] evolve with that right

[00:51:35] why would we need that the reason why we look

[00:51:37] back on our memories is to

[00:51:39] recall information that might be important

[00:51:41] to us for survival

[00:51:43] I think everyone just needs to lighten up

[00:51:45] hahahahahah

[00:51:47] like I'm gonna say

[00:51:49] that this is a light combination

[00:51:51] of everyone sucks and no one's

[00:51:53] an asshole here because

[00:51:55] like the mom just let her

[00:51:57] be an old boomer let her be

[00:51:59] whatever it's like what is she doing

[00:52:01] going to every potluck and being like

[00:52:03] you know my daughter should have never played

[00:52:05] the goat simulator it turned her

[00:52:07] agnostic or

[00:52:09] dude she's fire bombing the trans

[00:52:11] protests man like she's in the

[00:52:13] front lines now because of her dog hahahahahah

[00:52:15] if anything I doubt the mom

[00:52:17] is just trying to live her life

[00:52:19] meanwhile her kid is spouting out

[00:52:21] the most insane bullshit about how

[00:52:23] terrible her child was

[00:52:25] and it's like I struggled every day

[00:52:27] in my life and she's probably like bro you're playing

[00:52:29] Minecraft every day like what do you

[00:52:31] mean you were struggling with your sexuality

[00:52:33] like you were 10

[00:52:35] hahahah yeah dude that's what

[00:52:37] I fucking love is people who are talking

[00:52:39] about I was gay when I was 6

[00:52:41] and I'm like no you fucking weren't dude

[00:52:43] I was like 15

[00:52:45] and I was scared to look at girls

[00:52:47] I didn't know what sexuality was

[00:52:49] it's just crazy man

[00:52:51] we really

[00:52:53] just goes back to like imprinting your

[00:52:55] own mentality on

[00:52:57] to yourself when you were a different person

[00:52:59] like it's impossible to remember

[00:53:01] what it was like to be a child

[00:53:03] it's impossible

[00:53:05] to exactly remember what that's like

[00:53:07] dude especially like we talk about

[00:53:09] like uh

[00:53:11] humans like it was like male

[00:53:13] brains don't fully finish developing until they're like

[00:53:15] 23 or something

[00:53:17] like that and even then you're still like

[00:53:19] fine-tuning your brain every day of your life

[00:53:21] as you remember certain things and think

[00:53:23] certain ways and so it's like

[00:53:25] to have the brain of a

[00:53:27] I don't know like a 4 year old

[00:53:29] is just

[00:53:31] immensely different compared to an adult brain

[00:53:33] do you know that's exactly

[00:53:35] why children are so fascinating no matter

[00:53:37] it's like it's like a 1%

[00:53:39] of the population of the adult

[00:53:41] population doesn't like children like genuinely

[00:53:43] when they're around them like when you see

[00:53:45] a child like seeing

[00:53:47] a fucking butterfly for the first time and

[00:53:49] being like holy shit what is that

[00:53:51] just watching it and like looking at the parents

[00:53:53] like is that okay can that

[00:53:55] be near me like that

[00:53:57] shit is magic like seeing

[00:53:59] seeing shit children go through shit is like

[00:54:01] insane

[00:54:03] yeah I took uh my middle

[00:54:05] and my youngest to

[00:54:07] lego world today and then the aquarium after that

[00:54:09] and

[00:54:11] like time just flies

[00:54:13] when you're there because you're just watching them do stuff

[00:54:15] and it's not even like

[00:54:17] you're doing anything you're literally just watching your kid

[00:54:19] fuck around with

[00:54:21] Legos for 3 hours and I'm like

[00:54:23] you know it just never gets old

[00:54:25] what are we talking about

[00:54:27] uh basically

[00:54:29] judgments yeah like

[00:54:31] yeah the moms of where

[00:54:33] the internet got a hold of her dude the fucking college

[00:54:35] she's going to is doing way more brain

[00:54:37] raw to her than the internet ever did

[00:54:39] I promise her that she's getting indoctrinated

[00:54:41] by the college faster

[00:54:43] yeah I promise

[00:54:45] I promise she's getting fucking brain

[00:54:47] from that college way more than

[00:54:49] she did from the internet I mean that's what I worry

[00:54:51] about my oldest and uh you know all

[00:54:53] the social medias tick tocks China

[00:54:55] like basically

[00:54:57] yo China fucking

[00:54:59] knocked out our fucking cell phones

[00:55:01] bro

[00:55:03] no no the cell phones went down

[00:55:05] for like a day like a half a day and

[00:55:07] of course it was exactly my

[00:55:09] so there were three like here main

[00:55:11] carriers that affected were you not

[00:55:13] affected by this we were asleep I don't know

[00:55:15] I guess I was asleep was it a night or something

[00:55:17] it was in the morning it was like in the

[00:55:19] wee hours of the morning and then it went to like noon

[00:55:21] but it affected AT&T

[00:55:23] and it affected

[00:55:25] exactly and during my work

[00:55:27] time so I had no internet

[00:55:29] no phone service no music

[00:55:31] and I have no music

[00:55:33] no music

[00:55:37] I was sick it was

[00:55:39] terrible and it wasn't China

[00:55:41] please don't fucking

[00:55:43] I'm sorry

[00:55:45] for playing with China

[00:55:47] we went by like there's a

[00:55:49] there was a seahorse that was like cartoon

[00:55:51] seahorse and it was like spewing out

[00:55:53] seafax at me and

[00:55:55] he got to start talking about

[00:55:57] sharks and dude it just sort of laying

[00:55:59] it down and it's like these sharks

[00:56:01] the way you're describing it

[00:56:03] he's got like a fucking breakdancer hat

[00:56:05] on and he's got a mic

[00:56:07] he's crossing his flippers

[00:56:09] he was pretty cool for a seahorse

[00:56:11] and he was like

[00:56:13] because these sharks are endangered

[00:56:15] due to Chinese

[00:56:17] fishermen hunting them

[00:56:19] traditional Chinese

[00:56:21] medicines and I'm like oh man

[00:56:23] as soon as it says all the children start crying

[00:56:27] I'm like it's really

[00:56:29] way to throw a whole

[00:56:31] country

[00:56:33] like in the mix I doubt the average Chinese person

[00:56:35] in China

[00:56:37] is buying

[00:56:39] shark related products like

[00:56:41] I don't know man have you seen those wet shops

[00:56:43] or what are they called

[00:56:45] what shops

[00:56:47] that's what it's called where the COVID came from

[00:56:49] sharks in the shop where the COVID came from

[00:56:51] what is it called a wetland

[00:56:53] what are you doing you're talking about a sweatshop

[00:56:55] no not

[00:56:57] it's like that but without the S

[00:56:59] where did COVID come from

[00:57:01] what are you talking about

[00:57:03] are you talking about like a bio lab

[00:57:05] no not a bio lab

[00:57:07] theory

[00:57:09] oh god is this a conspiracy theory

[00:57:11] no it was before

[00:57:13] because now people are like yeah

[00:57:15] it probably came from a lab but before they were like

[00:57:17] no it came from this

[00:57:19] stop being racist and it's like

[00:57:21] sounds more racist that they were eating that

[00:57:25] one thing I found

[00:57:27] was the wet monkey theory which is also

[00:57:29] one of my favorites

[00:57:31] dude have you seen the Dave Chappelle

[00:57:33] skit where

[00:57:35] he talks about the dude

[00:57:37] who fucks monkeys in the created age

[00:57:39] why no

[00:57:41] he's just talking

[00:57:43] about you gotta be scared of the guy

[00:57:45] who fucks the monkey

[00:57:47] he's like I want some of that monkey

[00:57:49] it's so fucking stupid

[00:57:53] it's an old ass Dave Chappelle

[00:57:55] skit so I'm fucking an orangutan

[00:57:57] next week

[00:58:01] I can't find it

[00:58:03] a wet market

[00:58:05] what was I looking this up for

[00:58:07] for COVID

[00:58:09] what were we talking about

[00:58:11] we are gonna get COVID knocked again

[00:58:13] you were saying that like

[00:58:15] sharks were being sold

[00:58:17] in a fish market

[00:58:19] a wet market it's called a wet market

[00:58:21] where they sell a bunch of food

[00:58:23] like there's a bunch of raw food

[00:58:27] okay I see that now

[00:58:29] there's a whole Wikipedia article talking about

[00:58:31] they sell fresh meat produce

[00:58:33] in all perishable goods

[00:58:35] in like water food outlets

[00:58:37] apparently they're very poorly regulated

[00:58:39] which is the problem

[00:58:43] just like our podcast

[00:58:45] apparently they've spread

[00:58:47] SARS

[00:58:49] bird flu

[00:58:51] this was also there

[00:58:53] apparently and COVID-19

[00:58:55] and they're selling everything there

[00:58:59] can not be me

[00:59:01] what are we talking about dude

[00:59:03] how did we get here

[00:59:05] do you know the monkey thing

[00:59:07] no

[00:59:09] this one of my favorite theories

[00:59:11] is uh

[00:59:13] so you got like four monkeys or whatever

[00:59:15] you keep them in a big cage

[00:59:17] you put a banana on a string and hang it from the roof

[00:59:19] and then you put a ladder in there or whatever

[00:59:21] going up to it

[00:59:23] and then if any of the monkeys climb the ladder

[00:59:25] to reach for the banana you spray them with cold water

[00:59:27] okay

[00:59:29] yeah you do that until they're conditioned

[00:59:31] to not climb the ladder

[00:59:33] then you replace one of the monkeys with a fresh monkey

[00:59:35] that has never climbed the ladder

[00:59:39] but the thing is you don't just spray the one monkey

[00:59:41] you spray all the monkeys with cold water

[00:59:43] when one of them climbs up the ladder

[00:59:45] so the new monkey comes and sees the banana

[00:59:47] tries to climb up to it

[00:59:49] the other monkeys grab him

[00:59:51] and they beat him because he tries to climb the ladder

[00:59:53] and they don't want to get sprayed

[00:59:55] that new monkey then like

[00:59:57] it was okay don't climb the ladder you get beat up

[00:59:59] he doesn't know you get sprayed

[01:00:01] you then keep replacing monkeys

[01:00:03] and eventually you will have a full room

[01:00:05] of monkeys that have never been sprayed

[01:00:07] but will beat one another

[01:00:09] if one of them tries to climb the ladder

[01:00:11] to get that one banana

[01:00:17] it's just like all

[01:00:19] yeah this is a big monkey theory

[01:00:21] of like hey I don't know

[01:00:23] why we do something

[01:00:25] but I'm going to do

[01:00:27] I'm gonna beat you up because I was beat up

[01:00:29] whenever I tried to climb the ladder

[01:00:31] so it's like you perpetuate the violence

[01:00:33] and it's like why do you do it

[01:00:35] because it's what we do

[01:00:37] this is just what we do in our cage

[01:00:39] if you climb the ladder you get beat up

[01:00:41] we don't remember the reason why

[01:00:43] we do the uh

[01:00:45] the beating

[01:00:47] but we do it

[01:00:49] well I was thinking of a tradition

[01:00:51] we don't remember the reason for the tradition

[01:00:53] but we just continue

[01:00:55] yeah I mean like why do we spread lamb blood

[01:00:57] over our windows every

[01:00:59] we just do it

[01:01:01] we don't remember the reason

[01:01:03] keep those damn monkeys away

[01:01:07] alright we need like did you wait in on this yet

[01:01:09] is she an asshole or is the mom an asshole

[01:01:11] no I don't think anyone's an asshole

[01:01:13] this sounds just like a normal family

[01:01:15] that doesn't understand each other

[01:01:17] yeah sounds like just normal communication failure

[01:01:19] alright pick yours so we can move on

[01:01:21] we're already at an hour and 8 minutes

[01:01:23] we got fucking trapped

[01:01:25] on COVID again

[01:01:27] I took a week off last week

[01:01:29] and you covered for me thank you for that

[01:01:31] and now I'm coming back to it

[01:01:33] I'm like man

[01:01:35] it just keeps going if you don't say something

[01:01:37] I mean while you kept it tight last week

[01:01:39] it's because I didn't have

[01:01:41] I was scared I don't

[01:01:43] dude okay so this was the thing

[01:01:45] for the most part you got rid of

[01:01:47] it would happen where I had this problem

[01:01:49] with an insanely delayed reaction

[01:01:51] to anything that live said

[01:01:53] bless her heart she was carrying the fucking episode

[01:01:55] but I was so focused on the notes

[01:01:57] like I was like how does Phillip do this

[01:01:59] like how does he keep this shit going

[01:02:01] because my brain is just going talk about this

[01:02:03] talk about this I'm like no I gotta

[01:02:05] get this fucking show rolling anyways

[01:02:07] I found this one I don't know

[01:02:09] what it is anymore oh it's a deleted account

[01:02:11] they've run

[01:02:13] they've escaped

[01:02:15] they've commented a lot though

[01:02:19] I think

[01:02:21] unless these are all just deleted

[01:02:23] because they're deleted accounts replying to deleted accounts too

[01:02:25] it's like I just assumed dude

[01:02:27] you talk about people just

[01:02:29] are you still lying earlier they reminded me of

[01:02:31] I watched like a 40 minute YouTube video

[01:02:33] about a Welsh king

[01:02:35] that does not exist

[01:02:37] like I don't know if you've seen that popup in your

[01:02:39] YouTube recommended but this guy goes in

[01:02:41] he had recently covered

[01:02:43] apparently a history of Welsh politics

[01:02:45] or something like that just a YouTuber

[01:02:47] and he was reading the Wikipedia article

[01:02:49] about Welsh kings

[01:02:51] and he found a king on the list

[01:02:53] that he did not recognize

[01:02:55] and so he did a deep dive on basically

[01:02:57] every historical document involving

[01:02:59] Wales trying to track down who this

[01:03:01] king of Wales

[01:03:03] you know 4,000 years ago was

[01:03:05] and basically dude

[01:03:07] he got super detailed and he got to even a point

[01:03:09] where he's like actually actually

[01:03:11] in the sense that... is this TGP Grey?

[01:03:13] is it?

[01:03:15] type in like Welsh king that doesn't exist

[01:03:17] or Wikipedia's lost king

[01:03:19] or something like that

[01:03:21] it is not him this sounds exactly like his Tiffany

[01:03:23] video where he tried to figure out

[01:03:25] where Tiffany came from and he went through hundreds

[01:03:27] and hundreds of documents trying to find

[01:03:29] the original Tiffany

[01:03:31] dude that's pretty much what this is

[01:03:33] the thing is is like of course

[01:03:35] they use like a different alphabet back then too

[01:03:37] so all of the language

[01:03:39] has been translated multiple times

[01:03:41] and so for them to find

[01:03:43] this one king it was like

[01:03:45] a gratuitous amount of research that lasted

[01:03:47] like a year just to find out that this guy

[01:03:49] does not exist

[01:03:51] but it was listed on the Wikipedia article

[01:03:53] without a reference

[01:03:55] that's fucking incredible so someone just threw

[01:03:57] that shit up on there and then ruined this guy's

[01:03:59] hours of this guy's life

[01:04:01] well he found out why he threw it up there

[01:04:03] because he found out what he was in fact

[01:04:05] referencing even though he didn't actually reference it

[01:04:07] like directly

[01:04:09] but he knew that he was actually referencing like

[01:04:11] forged

[01:04:13] hierarchical documents that were

[01:04:15] oh my god like it's a night's tale

[01:04:17] dude it was something like that

[01:04:19] some other dude

[01:04:21] forged these documents basically saying he was

[01:04:23] a king back in like the

[01:04:25] 1800s saying like his great-great-grandfather

[01:04:27] or something was a king

[01:04:29] or whatever those documents were forged

[01:04:31] and they was discovered like a hundred years

[01:04:33] later after this guy was already dead

[01:04:35] so they have since like reverted it

[01:04:37] but those documents are still referenced

[01:04:39] in other historical whales documents

[01:04:41] so

[01:04:43] I don't even, I don't know anything about whales

[01:04:45] except for I think

[01:04:47] the guy that plays Batman

[01:04:49] I think he might be Welsh or something like that

[01:04:51] which one?

[01:04:53] the vampire one?

[01:04:55] no the one before the vampire one

[01:04:57] the WERSHEY

[01:04:59] WERSHEY

[01:05:01] yeah

[01:05:03] the Christian Vale

[01:05:05] yeah I think he's Welsh or something like that

[01:05:07] it even matters

[01:05:09] he seems mystical like that

[01:05:11] it probably is some of that fairy magic

[01:05:13] that's how he got his voice to act like that

[01:05:15] and we couldn't recognize him

[01:05:17] he was using a little bit of that

[01:05:19] well it's like I look at

[01:05:21] fucking Trials of Mana

[01:05:23] and I'm like this is definitely a take on medieval fantasy

[01:05:25] from a Japanese viewpoint

[01:05:27] because there's like dwarves

[01:05:29] there's fairies, Yidrassils here

[01:05:31] a little Norse but whatever

[01:05:33] even dwarves are Norse

[01:05:35] and big England vives or whatever

[01:05:37] and then I look at

[01:05:39] Dark Souls

[01:05:41] which is also

[01:05:43] like very sad

[01:05:45] but it's just like if you turn the slider

[01:05:47] from Dragon Quest to Depression

[01:05:49] yeah

[01:05:53] we mentioned so

[01:05:55] CGP Grey

[01:05:57] I don't know what it's called

[01:05:59] Epiphany or something like that

[01:06:01] it's fucking really good

[01:06:03] you guys need to watch that too

[01:06:05] Phillip will link me the other one so that I can

[01:06:07] try to find a rule

[01:06:09] alright so this user

[01:06:11] deleted

[01:06:13] am I the asshole for telling a woman

[01:06:15] I won't see her again unless she replaces my items

[01:06:17] I

[01:06:19] 33 male

[01:06:21] have been on 4 dates with women

[01:06:23] 34 female

[01:06:25] 4 dates with a woman

[01:06:27] and I brought her back to my place for the first time

[01:06:29] we talked before

[01:06:31] about our hobbies and our interests

[01:06:33] so she knew I was a collector of toys, figures

[01:06:35] and model kits from anime

[01:06:37] chartoon

[01:06:39] chartoons

[01:06:41] video games etc

[01:06:43] a lot of Fonka Pots

[01:06:45] amiibos, Gundams

[01:06:47] etc you get the idea

[01:06:49] he said you etc you get the idea

[01:06:53] he said etc twice

[01:06:55] Henry

[01:06:57] I have 2 big shelves

[01:06:59] that are floor to ceiling

[01:07:01] that house my collection

[01:07:03] she was excited to see my collection

[01:07:05] as we've talked about it before

[01:07:07] but was interested in seeing my larger collection

[01:07:09] so we got away with words

[01:07:11] this guy

[01:07:13] I showed her my shelves

[01:07:15] and we talked about a couple items

[01:07:17] everything was going well

[01:07:19] and we seemed to connect on the hobby

[01:07:21] as she said she wanted to get her own shelf

[01:07:23] like mine and add to her smaller

[01:07:25] but growing collection

[01:07:27] we sat down

[01:07:29] talking about moving in already

[01:07:31] we sat down and were going to watch some Netflix

[01:07:33] but I got up to use the washroom first

[01:07:35] ok hold on

[01:07:37] British

[01:07:39] I know you're just saying washroom instead of bathroom

[01:07:41] possibly

[01:07:43] Australian

[01:07:45] maybe a certain location in the US

[01:07:47] I don't know that might use that

[01:07:49] Idaho

[01:07:51] I hadn't been gone longer than 5 minutes max

[01:07:53] but when I came out

[01:07:55] she was standing at my shelves

[01:07:57] oh no

[01:07:59] in position

[01:08:01] I'm getting PTSD

[01:08:03] she had opened 2 of my items from my collection

[01:08:05] having ripped open the boxes

[01:08:07] and they were discarded on the floor

[01:08:09] 1 Funko Pop and 1 Amoeba

[01:08:11] ok so nothing of value was lost

[01:08:13] nothing of value

[01:08:15] alright so

[01:08:17] hopefully it was a Zelda one

[01:08:19] the

[01:08:21] thing I got going through my brain now is when I was a really little kid

[01:08:23] speaking of memories

[01:08:25] I have a fear

[01:08:27] ok just saying

[01:08:29] my dad was dating this woman

[01:08:31] and she had a son that was way older than me

[01:08:33] probably like 15

[01:08:35] and he had a bunch of beanie babies

[01:08:37] a bunch of them

[01:08:39] they let me in there

[01:08:41] I was a little kid

[01:08:43] they let me in there to play with them

[01:08:45] and I ripped a bunch of the tags off

[01:08:47] of the beanie baby community

[01:08:49] I ripped like maybe 7 or 8 of them off

[01:08:51] because I just thought they were annoying

[01:08:53] and they were getting in my way of playing

[01:08:55] right? and then he came in

[01:08:57] and he yelled at me so

[01:08:59] it was so scary

[01:09:01] and this is a fucking fight or flight

[01:09:03] I remember just being in the corner

[01:09:05] yeah

[01:09:07] that dude was like 8 stories tall

[01:09:09] in this memory

[01:09:11] I thought I was gonna die

[01:09:13] do you know how valuable those beanie babies are now

[01:09:15] probably

[01:09:17] tens of dollars for that whole collection

[01:09:19] I'll never forget

[01:09:21] Shadow and his student

[01:09:23] I don't even know what statues

[01:09:25] they were but apparently they were risque statues

[01:09:27] and he bought like 5 of them

[01:09:29] and he kept them in his back closet

[01:09:31] oh no

[01:09:33] so he's ashamed of them

[01:09:35] no but apparently he was trying to

[01:09:37] scalp them or something like that

[01:09:39] and he was just like holding on to them

[01:09:41] and apparently his mom was getting mad at him

[01:09:43] and yelling at him

[01:09:45] one day about it

[01:09:47] I remember him like oh Shadow

[01:09:49] even your statues

[01:09:51] he's basically a black market dealer

[01:09:53] well no

[01:09:55] people do like

[01:09:57] I forgot what it's called

[01:09:59] scalp I guess pretty much where you just buy a large chunk of them

[01:10:01] just to resell later

[01:10:03] it's not illegal

[01:10:05] it's kind of douchey sometimes but if you only have 5 of the statues

[01:10:07] and odds are if it's like a nice

[01:10:09] vinyl statue

[01:10:11] you can probably print it at like

[01:10:13] a couple thousand or something

[01:10:15] if you want a statue you could probably give one

[01:10:17] you know

[01:10:19] I'm not sure I'm not in the statue

[01:10:21] I'm not in the lewd statue community

[01:10:23] me either but the dragon ball statues

[01:10:25] I'm in the dragon ball statues community

[01:10:27] and man they are so expensive

[01:10:29] they're like nice ones but they are like

[01:10:31] I don't know if you ever see like people's like game rooms where they have like

[01:10:33] full on displays with these like vinyl statues

[01:10:35] of

[01:10:37] polyurethane or whatever

[01:10:39] which by the way speaking of Funko Pops

[01:10:41] look what Jana got me for Valentine's Day

[01:10:43] it's me as a

[01:10:45] Funko Pop

[01:10:47] how did you where that famous already

[01:10:49] I know

[01:10:51] you can order custom ones or whatever and he has

[01:10:53] a little controller and mic and

[01:10:55] yeah I was pretty damn

[01:10:57] sentimental

[01:10:59] I got her socks with my cat's face

[01:11:01] on him

[01:11:05] which I've got that fucking idea in

[01:11:07] my pocket the picture

[01:11:09] of Molly on a t-shirt

[01:11:11] I'm like man there's got to be something I can do

[01:11:13] like that that's the fucking funniest thing

[01:11:15] but now I have to wait for enough time to pass

[01:11:17] so it's not just me ripping the idea off

[01:11:19] but now I brought it up

[01:11:21] so I have to wait even longer

[01:11:23] you gotta wait till everyone forgets

[01:11:25] we're only halfway through

[01:11:27] I asked her what she was doing

[01:11:29] okay

[01:11:31] I asked her what she was doing and she said she was just looking at the figures

[01:11:33] I was surprised she just opened

[01:11:35] the packaging of the figures and basically

[01:11:37] destroyed it

[01:11:39] you could usually open

[01:11:41] and put them back in but she ripped

[01:11:43] the top of the box open

[01:11:45] I asked why would she open them

[01:11:47] she sort of shrugged and didn't say anything

[01:11:49] I told her she basically wrecked

[01:11:51] the value of the figures by opening them

[01:11:53] she asked me if I was upset and I said well

[01:11:55] yes you damaged my stuff

[01:11:57] she told me they were just toys

[01:11:59] it's weird I'd be upset over them

[01:12:01] I told her she knows a lot

[01:12:03] of these are collectors items

[01:12:05] and hold some high values

[01:12:07] the figures she destroyed

[01:12:09] would cost likely over $200

[01:12:11] to replace

[01:12:13] bullshit maybe just the Amiibo

[01:12:15] if I could even find one

[01:12:17] of them she told me they're fine

[01:12:19] out of the box I said that's not the point

[01:12:21] they were in the box and the box

[01:12:23] is what keeps their high value

[01:12:25] you know what this is reminding me of

[01:12:27] you know toy story 2

[01:12:29] that guy

[01:12:31] that's this guy

[01:12:33] he's the fat guy on the thing

[01:12:35] alright we gotta be neutral

[01:12:37] I gotta calm down

[01:12:39] my fucking mucus he ass knows

[01:12:41] alright she argued that

[01:12:43] I should be enjoying them and not using them as

[01:12:45] infestimates I said I did enjoy them

[01:12:47] in the box

[01:12:49] oh the good kind of zinger there I like that

[01:12:51] I was enjoying them

[01:12:53] in the box

[01:12:55] after some bickering

[01:12:57] so he knows it's bickering

[01:12:59] no I'm thinking about the scientists

[01:13:01] watching the monkeys beat the other

[01:13:03] monkeys for the banana

[01:13:05] they're enjoying those monkeys in the box

[01:13:07] I just imagine me the hose guy

[01:13:09] be like alright he's on the line

[01:13:11] if he touches the banana hit him with the hose

[01:13:13] and she's just over there ready

[01:13:15] he's so ready

[01:13:17] he's so ready

[01:13:19] I used to think of him on the flight line

[01:13:21] cause they had massive fire extinguishers

[01:13:23] and I'm like I'm gonna be a hero

[01:13:25] I have the classic male fantasy

[01:13:27] I'm gonna be a hero for everyone

[01:13:29] as soon as the flame bursts in the flames

[01:13:31] I'm gonna let it rip with this fire extinguisher

[01:13:33] never happened

[01:13:35] you're just on fucking 110% adrenaline

[01:13:37] for like your whole time

[01:13:39] after some bickering

[01:13:41] I told her it was late

[01:13:43] and it was best she just leaves

[01:13:45] since she since text me

[01:13:47] and I've told her she can add the two figures

[01:13:49] she opened to her collection

[01:13:51] she basically bought those figures

[01:13:53] but she needs to replace them

[01:13:55] for me

[01:13:57] she told like so she gave him money

[01:13:59] for them

[01:14:01] he's basically being an ass

[01:14:03] sounds like he's being an asshole here

[01:14:05] where he's like you basically bought them

[01:14:07] whenever you open them

[01:14:09] type deal because he really wants them replaced

[01:14:11] she told me

[01:14:13] I should just replace them myself

[01:14:15] if I care that much

[01:14:17] I told her basically you break you by

[01:14:19] she again said

[01:14:21] I should just enjoy them as it is

[01:14:23] she expects me to do literally play with them

[01:14:25] or something

[01:14:27] I told her I fucking hate this guy

[01:14:29] I told her I wouldn't see her again unless she replaces him

[01:14:31] she asked me if I think she's only worth

[01:14:33] like $200 I told her it's not about that

[01:14:35] am I the asshole for refusing to see her

[01:14:37] unless she replaces my items

[01:14:39] God fuck this guy

[01:14:41] what do you mean

[01:14:43] fuck this guy

[01:14:45] I fucking hate this okay so first of all

[01:14:47] the fucking idea

[01:14:49] of caring this much

[01:14:51] about a Funko Pop

[01:14:53] makes me want to fucking put you in a toilet

[01:14:55] and give you a swirly I want

[01:14:57] I hate it so much

[01:14:59] this is a limited edition comic con signed blue hair

[01:15:01] Vegeta God this consumer talk

[01:15:03] makes me want to fucking kill somebody

[01:15:05] it's gonna be fine

[01:15:07] dude that's already happened

[01:15:09] get over it brother

[01:15:11] my brother in Christ and she opened

[01:15:13] a Funko Pop man

[01:15:15] which is the only one he cares about by the way

[01:15:17] he doesn't even fucking shit about the Amiibo but definitely

[01:15:19] he's got more

[01:15:21] it definitely does

[01:15:23] okay I'm not saying he played it wrong

[01:15:25] but he played it wrong but also

[01:15:27] like

[01:15:29] he's got some points

[01:15:31] okay I'm definitely an out of the works kind of guy

[01:15:33] for the record

[01:15:35] I see it all back there

[01:15:37] I opened everything

[01:15:39] Janna does some things in the box

[01:15:41] and I'm like I don't get the box

[01:15:43] I only kept this box with my little Funko

[01:15:45] me because it literally has my name on it

[01:15:47] yeah so like it's fitting

[01:15:49] but anything else I'm down to open it

[01:15:51] like

[01:15:53] I'm at the point where

[01:15:55] I'm looking at eBay games or whatever

[01:15:57] and it's like oh this game doesn't even have a case

[01:15:59] it's literally just like a switch cartridge

[01:16:01] they're gonna put it in an envelope

[01:16:03] and mail to me

[01:16:05] I'm fine with that

[01:16:07] me too I didn't care

[01:16:09] like I don't need the case if anything

[01:16:11] like I'll probably just

[01:16:13] I'll have an extra case somewhere or something

[01:16:15] I'll just put it in that

[01:16:17] maybe I'll go to Custom Switch Boxes

[01:16:19] subreddit and I'll print off

[01:16:21] some extra nice art to put in

[01:16:23] but like I'm not gonna keep things

[01:16:25] sealed in the box

[01:16:27] that's the thing with this

[01:16:29] so the people that

[01:16:31] collect things like this they're under some weird

[01:16:33] delusion that they are investing in something

[01:16:35] and I fucking hate people for that

[01:16:37] I don't understand you

[01:16:39] I just

[01:16:41] blows my fucking brain

[01:16:43] like it's totally cool to collect things

[01:16:45] and love and enjoy them

[01:16:47] it's even cool to collect things and then

[01:16:49] know their worth and be like oh that's kinda cool

[01:16:51] that's what I used to do with my magic cards before I sold

[01:16:53] magic like when I had

[01:16:55] my magic decks I

[01:16:57] there were these deck building websites

[01:16:59] not building but like you basically put

[01:17:01] your list up and so when someone asks

[01:17:03] you hey what's your animar deck what's going on in there

[01:17:05] you can send them that

[01:17:07] and those things had multiple functions

[01:17:09] for one of them being

[01:17:11] expensive your deck was

[01:17:13] my animar deck was like fucking

[01:17:15] $1800 by the way it was a nightmare

[01:17:17] made me feel worse

[01:17:19] the more expensive it got made me feel worse

[01:17:21] because I was like oh god I'm hungry

[01:17:23] right now I could have eaten something

[01:17:25] like I understand that

[01:17:27] but whenever you obsess over

[01:17:29] it's oh man it could have been

[01:17:31] it's this expensive it's $200 to replace

[01:17:35] you gotta have some form

[01:17:37] of socialization

[01:17:39] like you have to understand that you're being

[01:17:41] kind of insane right now like

[01:17:43] it sucks that she did something that you don't

[01:17:45] like but

[01:17:47] talk to her like a fucking person don't be

[01:17:49] like oh you basically bought it

[01:17:51] you bought it you completely goofed it

[01:17:53] literally all he needed to do was say

[01:17:55] hey uh you know that's kind of like

[01:17:57] he didn't even have to bring it up give her time

[01:17:59] to bring it up and otherwise don't call her back

[01:18:01] like but if he's going after

[01:18:03] the only way I think he could go after

[01:18:05] and try to recoup loss

[01:18:07] quote unquote from this

[01:18:09] assuming that he thinks he's been damaged

[01:18:11] he does think he's been damaged

[01:18:13] assuming he thinks he's been damaged and he wants

[01:18:15] recomps just sort of say like

[01:18:17] hey I know

[01:18:19] you know you cost me $200

[01:18:21] how about you cover next

[01:18:23] day night or something like that

[01:18:25] then like that's a big over the asshole

[01:18:27] I know that's still going out there

[01:18:29] but then that gives her a chance

[01:18:31] to receive forgiveness

[01:18:33] you have to read the

[01:18:35] the men bridges because like I mean

[01:18:37] this kind of sounds like a nightmare to be around

[01:18:39] honestly but

[01:18:41] if she really is interested in him

[01:18:43] that gives her a door back in

[01:18:45] and everyone can save face pretty much

[01:18:47] it's insane that he's like

[01:18:49] he's insisting that she give him money

[01:18:51] for it that makes me want to fucking

[01:18:53] that makes me want to hurt him

[01:18:55] some people are difficult

[01:18:57] I get that like some people have fixations

[01:18:59] like that

[01:19:01] but he

[01:19:03] understand that not everyone's like him

[01:19:05] that's the big issue here

[01:19:07] yeah like so like engine

[01:19:09] this is the thing alright because people are probably going

[01:19:11] naïve what if it happened to you

[01:19:13] something you like what if one of your rock band instruments got damaged

[01:19:15] that's my first thought that's what I was gonna bring

[01:19:17] the rock band instruments this is the thing

[01:19:19] just maybe five or six

[01:19:21] months ago uh Jesse was playing on

[01:19:23] one of my guitars the strum bar broke

[01:19:25] those guitars are like $300 right now

[01:19:27] they're they're really expensive to find

[01:19:29] because they're not made anymore

[01:19:31] the strum bar broke luckily I can fix it

[01:19:33] and I also have a third guitar

[01:19:35] so we were able to continue going

[01:19:37] but way before that back when I was dating Madeline

[01:19:39] I had pro symbols on my drum set

[01:19:41] and her I said

[01:19:43] I said the story a few times her little brothers

[01:19:45] were hanging off of them like monkey bars

[01:19:47] and broke them off like physically

[01:19:49] snapped them to pull the wires out

[01:19:51] like destroyed them they were kids

[01:19:53] they did kid shit when I wasn't paying attention

[01:19:55] and I didn't freak out those

[01:19:57] those symbols were like $400

[01:19:59] $500 because those were

[01:20:01] those don't exist anymore

[01:20:03] and so when those symbols broke

[01:20:05] I felt a little

[01:20:07] I felt a little bit of red

[01:20:09] but I didn't say anything I was like dude

[01:20:11] they're kids like whatever

[01:20:13] I had a lot of fun with them

[01:20:15] I enjoyed them for years they were from rock band 3

[01:20:17] they were so old

[01:20:19] and so I enjoyed them for so long

[01:20:21] it's totally fine whatever

[01:20:23] and that's how adults handle it

[01:20:25] this dude's 33

[01:20:27] that's how adults handle it

[01:20:29] you just have to go

[01:20:31] okay I enjoyed them

[01:20:33] how they were when I enjoyed them

[01:20:35] I can now enjoy them a new way

[01:20:37] she didn't open up your entire fucking arsenal

[01:20:39] of fucking weeaboo

[01:20:41] jar waifus right

[01:20:43] so you if you if she hit like every box on the shelf

[01:20:45] that was like a katana just

[01:20:47] across the top

[01:20:49] just open the seals on all of them

[01:20:51] first of all that's impressive

[01:20:53] he's got it from wall to wall

[01:20:55] wall to ceiling

[01:20:57] it's a lot of boxes

[01:20:59] I'm trying to figure out what amiibo

[01:21:01] was costing like 100 bucks at least

[01:21:03] none of them dude

[01:21:05] none of them are getting sold for that

[01:21:07] and if they are

[01:21:09] give me a fucking news dude

[01:21:11] I'm fucking done

[01:21:13] I don't know why I hate amiibo so much

[01:21:15] it's the fucking life-less

[01:21:17] eyeball stare that they have

[01:21:19] that they stare at you with no life in their eyes

[01:21:21] I'm not selling amiibos look good

[01:21:23] are you talking about pops

[01:21:25] yes I'm talking about pops

[01:21:27] okay what am I talking about

[01:21:29] the problem with amiibos too was also they had like limited runs

[01:21:31] too

[01:21:33] so they were kind of collectors items for a little bit

[01:21:35] yeah so the amiibo was the one that

[01:21:37] was probably racking most of the money up

[01:21:39] even though for some reason he

[01:21:41] mentions the funko pop like six times

[01:21:43] I don't know

[01:21:45] it's a shame she did that

[01:21:47] I think most people

[01:21:49] when they see something in a box

[01:21:51] would realize to not open it

[01:21:53] yeah don't open the box

[01:21:55] when you're in someone else's house usually

[01:21:57] you just don't touch stuff that's usually the fucking

[01:21:59] idea

[01:22:01] but

[01:22:03] man she's not that much of an asshole

[01:22:05] for doing this and this is the thing

[01:22:07] we were going on the road of redemption

[01:22:09] right like Phillip was talking about before

[01:22:11] this is what I would do

[01:22:13] I wouldn't really bring it up

[01:22:15] I would tell her

[01:22:17] that I was like hey that wasn't cool but I mean like it's fine

[01:22:19] let's just have a good night let's just do it

[01:22:21] let's see how this night continues

[01:22:23] I'm disappointed that that happened

[01:22:25] but whatever we can watch her shows

[01:22:27] she's gonna feel like shit

[01:22:29] but this is the thing

[01:22:31] like Phillip said it leaves the door open

[01:22:33] for her to come back and you don't know

[01:22:35] if she might buy you a new one

[01:22:37] just out of the kindness of her own heart

[01:22:39] you put those seeds in her mind

[01:22:41] that give her the idea like oh he might like it

[01:22:43] if I bought him a new one

[01:22:45] and then she has a gift gift idea for you

[01:22:47] everyone does this with their spouses

[01:22:49] where you're like oh man I kind of wish

[01:22:51] I had

[01:22:53] Breaking Bad season 5 on DVD box set

[01:22:55] to go with my Breaking Bad

[01:22:57] collection

[01:22:59] not blu-ray just DVD

[01:23:01] but uh like that gives her

[01:23:03] that gives her something to

[01:23:05] look forward to giving you

[01:23:07] and people who are dating

[01:23:09] people should want

[01:23:11] to lift each other up

[01:23:13] and that gives her a really easy way

[01:23:15] to do something good for you

[01:23:17] I don't know how hard it is

[01:23:19] to not touch someone in some things in other people's houses though

[01:23:21] like I go over to JP's house

[01:23:23] and he's like hey man come to my model room

[01:23:25] and check out all my warhammer models and stuff

[01:23:27] I go in there

[01:23:28] just knock him all over

[01:23:29] I actively do not touch

[01:23:31] anything even though he just has him

[01:23:33] like spread out across all the tables or whatever

[01:23:35] like the ones he's working on the ones that are finished or whatever

[01:23:37] I guarantee you

[01:23:39] if you broke one on accident he'd be like ah man

[01:23:41] it's alright

[01:23:43] that's exactly what he would say

[01:23:45] probably

[01:23:46] which doesn't mean you should go and break one

[01:23:48] and test it out but I'm just saying

[01:23:50] that I believe JP is mature enough to be like

[01:23:52] he needs not trying to have sex with you either

[01:23:54] this guy is trying to have sex with her

[01:23:56] so usually you're trying way hard to not fucking

[01:23:58] make someone upset

[01:24:00] it's like

[01:24:01] I'm just saying

[01:24:03] man it sucks

[01:24:05] that something happened but accidents happen

[01:24:07] she didn't know no better

[01:24:09] she big dumb dumb

[01:24:11] like I said when I was a kid I rip off the fucking things

[01:24:13] on the stupid ears of their

[01:24:15] people keep the tags on their stupid beanie babies

[01:24:17] fuck them

[01:24:19] I'll rip them off again

[01:24:24] go to the beanie baby museum

[01:24:27] just reach in mind the class

[01:24:29] I'll be like those fucking chicks who threw

[01:24:31] the fucking tomato paint sauce

[01:24:33] on the fucking Mona Lisa

[01:24:35] glued themselves to the wall

[01:24:37] fucking assholes

[01:24:39] oh god

[01:24:41] what are we talking about

[01:24:43] I don't know yeah I mean he's a hilarious

[01:24:45] he's an asshole he handled this really poorly

[01:24:47] she's a bit of an asshole for just touching

[01:24:49] people's stuff like

[01:24:51] just keep your hands to yourself lady

[01:24:53] but also like

[01:24:55] the way that he's acting

[01:24:57] you do not need to pay him back

[01:24:59] no definitely not like he looped way past you

[01:25:01] like you it was like corrected

[01:25:03] yeah the meter was like taken

[01:25:05] in your direction lady and then it just went

[01:25:07] fucking slammed into his direction

[01:25:09] there's no way there's nothing you

[01:25:11] nothing you owe this person

[01:25:13] I'm trying to imagine

[01:25:15] like a situation I would demand somebody repair

[01:25:17] something they broke in my house

[01:25:19] like I don't know like I

[01:25:21] don't have people

[01:25:23] breaking things in my house either I guess

[01:25:25] I don't know you don't make Arthur repair

[01:25:27] the fucking you don't make your cats repair

[01:25:29] the mic as they're

[01:25:31] slashing at it all the time

[01:25:33] well I mean like most of our stuff is like baby safe

[01:25:35] too so like there's nothing Arthur can get

[01:25:37] into except lately he's been

[01:25:39] he's it managed to like

[01:25:41] climb on the top of like a little

[01:25:43] chest that we keep all the board games in

[01:25:45] and you can reach the coffee maker now

[01:25:47] so he's over there just like

[01:25:49] trying to brew some coffee every day

[01:25:51] oh and then fucking scalding hot water

[01:25:53] why do you let him play on that

[01:25:55] that makes me anxious oh my god now it

[01:25:57] doesn't happen yet but I can

[01:25:59] yeah just to grab

[01:26:01] like the full thing of coffee and just send it to the floor

[01:26:03] just exploding in glass everywhere

[01:26:05] doesn't happen yet that's fucking

[01:26:07] terrible that's

[01:26:09] like a terrifying is what I meant to say

[01:26:11] I'm just letting him run around it's not

[01:26:13] like the one name of the asshole where they let

[01:26:15] the two-year-old outside by

[01:26:17] this throwing the

[01:26:19] fucking toys or

[01:26:21] wait what we've had multiple those no the one where

[01:26:23] like the ladies playing dead by

[01:26:25] daylight and the dad's trying to

[01:26:27] yeah I was thinking of the kid throwing

[01:26:29] the toys off of the fucking balcony

[01:26:31] yeah that's you kids

[01:26:33] yeah

[01:26:35] welcome

[01:26:37] I don't know whenever you whenever you have

[01:26:39] relationships with people like

[01:26:41] platonic and romantic it's

[01:26:43] they're it's put their pushes

[01:26:45] and pulls and I think about things that have been damaged in my house which happens

[01:26:47] often because my friends are aggressive

[01:26:49] and we and we end up fighting

[01:26:51] a lot not like

[01:26:53] emotionally fighting but hurting each other

[01:26:55] and when it really

[01:26:57] it's me and Jesse being hurt because

[01:26:59] fucking don't raise huge when

[01:27:01] things start getting broken it's like

[01:27:03] I don't ever really have a reaction about it because

[01:27:05] one time don't raise slammed into

[01:27:07] my

[01:27:09] my basket for laundry right like a

[01:27:11] water basket $20 basket

[01:27:13] right to the little metal so now

[01:27:15] doesn't sit up anymore and I'm just like whatever

[01:27:17] fucking

[01:27:19] whatever first of all it's only $20 so who gives

[01:27:21] a fuck but I'm not gonna like do you owe me $20

[01:27:23] because it's like he's paid for

[01:27:25] my food before more than once

[01:27:27] and I pay for his food more than once

[01:27:29] like he pays for my alcohol I pay for his

[01:27:31] alcohol like we're constantly

[01:27:33] paying for each other shit so now if I

[01:27:35] just take a stand

[01:27:37] and demand some repayment it's like

[01:27:39] that's that throws off the feng shui

[01:27:41] and that is not cool

[01:27:43] no definitely not

[01:27:45] God yeah

[01:27:47] this guy's not great so we agree

[01:27:49] he's the asshole

[01:27:51] yeah I hate him

[01:27:53] and it's not because he invests

[01:27:55] in funko pops

[01:27:57] and for the other reason

[01:27:59] and with that let's take a quick break

[01:28:01] the music plays boom boom boom boom

[01:28:05] so naeve I have another mail

[01:28:07] issue and I'm getting real

[01:28:09] tired of it so I hate mails to you

[01:28:11] I go to check my mail

[01:28:13] and I got a package

[01:28:15] now let's say I live at like

[01:28:17] 9 11 Jose street or whatever

[01:28:19] I don't so I'm not doxing myself

[01:28:21] doxing whoever lives on

[01:28:23] 11 Jose street

[01:28:25] so I got a package for

[01:28:27] a donald something or whatever

[01:28:29] and I'm like that's not me

[01:28:31] and I'm like that's fine I'll just

[01:28:33] but it's like a flat pack

[01:28:35] and it's for 9 11 Juan street

[01:28:37] instead of Jose street

[01:28:39] and 11 samson yeah

[01:28:41] super easy to mix up

[01:28:43] same numbers different streets

[01:28:45] I'm like fine I'll just put it in the outgoing mail

[01:28:47] slot I just swooped back in there

[01:28:49] the next day

[01:28:51] someone has taken it

[01:28:53] someone has taken it and said putting it in my mailbox

[01:28:55] it is now at my door

[01:28:57] and I'm like are you kidding me

[01:28:59] this is twice

[01:29:01] now that I've gotten this mail it isn't mine

[01:29:03] the bridge is a wrong yeah like

[01:29:05] we have like a little chair that sits outside for like packages

[01:29:07] to be sat on type deals so it's on just like

[01:29:09] on the ground and they had sat

[01:29:11] it nicely on the chair so I could see

[01:29:13] it whenever I got home and I'm like

[01:29:15] why

[01:29:17] and then I'm like right on it

[01:29:19] I took it I'm like I'll just deliver it myself

[01:29:21] and so I

[01:29:23] drive down to Juan street

[01:29:25] and of course

[01:29:27] Google Maps does not take me to the right street

[01:29:29] because I live on base and Google

[01:29:31] can't really map on base correctly

[01:29:33] I guess I guess they're not allowed to or something

[01:29:35] so Google Maps takes me I guess

[01:29:37] it takes me like five blocks

[01:29:39] the wrong way so after you know

[01:29:41] driving ten minutes to this guy's house

[01:29:43] I finally find it 9 11 Juan street

[01:29:45] or whatever and I drop it off

[01:29:47] and I'm like

[01:29:49] I really I did I never open the mail

[01:29:51] but at that point I'm like I wonder what he ordered

[01:29:53] because it felt like a chess piece

[01:29:55] or something in a flat pack

[01:29:57] oh like a small thing

[01:29:59] yeah it was like a small thing

[01:30:01] and I'm like what was in that piece dude

[01:30:03] you have no idea how often that game is played

[01:30:05] amongst the mail carrier

[01:30:07] we'll get a small package and as we're driving up to the house

[01:30:09] they were just feeling it

[01:30:11] what could this be

[01:30:13] I'm annoyed about the mail

[01:30:15] I'm more annoyed that I'll never know

[01:30:17] because they should have asked

[01:30:19] and they were there I just left it on

[01:30:21] because they also had a chair on their porch

[01:30:23] and as I put it on their chair

[01:30:25] there's no wonder why they mixed up your house with theirs again

[01:30:27] oh my god stop sending me other people's mail

[01:30:31] also I just want to open your mail

[01:30:33] I do too

[01:30:35] I also do

[01:30:37] it's like I want to loot crate

[01:30:39] like how

[01:30:41] is that going on the back of the mail truck

[01:30:43] do you see a box labeled something interesting

[01:30:45] oh ok I was going to say

[01:30:47] there are no more loot crates

[01:30:49] but bark boxes

[01:30:51] pretty popular and every time I see it

[01:30:53] I go oh man Molly would love this

[01:30:55] as I put it

[01:30:57] as I put it on their porch

[01:30:59] like oh you better enjoy the dogs

[01:31:01] barking viciously at me

[01:31:03] through the door as I'm giving them their toys

[01:31:07] did you ever see the jingle all the way movie

[01:31:09] with Arnold Schwarzenegger

[01:31:11] oh man

[01:31:13] it is a fantastic Christmas movie

[01:31:15] about a mailman

[01:31:17] well it's about a dad who wants like a

[01:31:19] special toy for Christmas for his son

[01:31:21] or whatever and it's like it's the tickle me

[01:31:23] Elmo of that year so it's sold out everywhere

[01:31:25] I mean the mailman is supposed to deliver

[01:31:27] but the mailman also wants to give the toy

[01:31:29] to his son so the mailman steals

[01:31:31] the toy that's going to deliver it

[01:31:33] and so the whole premise is basically

[01:31:35] Arnold Schwarzenegger

[01:31:37] man hunting this mailman

[01:31:39] he was a felon

[01:31:41] the felony

[01:31:43] the steal this mail

[01:31:45] good stuff though

[01:31:47] go watch Jingle All the Way

[01:31:49] endorse my gaming together

[01:31:51] whatever podcast

[01:31:53] this week's episode goat simulator 3

[01:31:55] I forgot what we were doing

[01:31:57] developed by coffee stain north

[01:31:59] and published by coffee stain

[01:32:01] who also did goat simulator 1

[01:32:03] and

[01:32:05] deep space rock galactic

[01:32:07] I think they did that one too

[01:32:09] yep

[01:32:11] the dwarf minor game

[01:32:13] released February 15, 2024

[01:32:15] so this one's fresh

[01:32:17] store description

[01:32:19] Pilgore is back

[01:32:21] kill me

[01:32:23] gather your herd and venture forth

[01:32:25] in the goat simulator 3

[01:32:27] in all new at least on steam

[01:32:29] okay so it will release later on steam

[01:32:31] I guess that's it totally realistic

[01:32:33] sandbox farmyard experience

[01:32:35] invite up to 3 friends

[01:32:37] in local or online co-op

[01:32:39] create carnage as a team

[01:32:41] or compete in minigames

[01:32:43] and then not be friends anymore

[01:32:45] $30 steam store

[01:32:47] the minigames

[01:32:49] so we played this for

[01:32:51] maybe like 3 hours straight

[01:32:53] it was a long time we played this

[01:32:55] until my sickness

[01:32:57] we played too much

[01:32:59] and you're like I need to sleep

[01:33:01] and I'm like why does he not want to play goat simulator 3 anymore

[01:33:05] but preconceptions of this game

[01:33:07] I played the first one a little bit

[01:33:09] but not more than like an hour

[01:33:11] for the memes

[01:33:13] and then never played it again

[01:33:15] so I knew that this game was going to be stupid

[01:33:17] but I didn't know how stupid

[01:33:19] you didn't play goat simulator 2

[01:33:21] no okay you called me out on that

[01:33:23] because I'm like do I need to play the second one

[01:33:25] to know the story of this one or something like that

[01:33:27] and you're like there is no 2

[01:33:29] and I'm like no fucking way

[01:33:31] like that gave me the biggest

[01:33:33] that gave me the biggest smile

[01:33:35] I'm like that is incredible

[01:33:37] and I wouldn't look it up

[01:33:39] there is no goat simulator 2

[01:33:41] they literally went to 3

[01:33:43] and I think that is so funny

[01:33:45] because I have never

[01:33:47] in my extensive gaming career

[01:33:49] at this point

[01:33:51] I have never heard of a game doing this

[01:33:53] like that is

[01:33:55] insane to go straight from 1 to 3

[01:33:59] it is very funny

[01:34:01] it is such a dumb little thing

[01:34:03] it probably took no effort

[01:34:05] we just made it 3

[01:34:07] let's do it

[01:34:09] so much of this game when you playing it

[01:34:11] it seems like someone going why don't we just do that

[01:34:13] and they are like oh yeah right

[01:34:15] every time you do anything

[01:34:17] you are like hey can the goat do this

[01:34:19] and then they are just like we will make it do that

[01:34:21] we will make it so you can do that

[01:34:23] every step of the way it feels like

[01:34:25] in Grand Theft Auto you can do anything you want

[01:34:27] no not really

[01:34:29] goat simulator you can probably do anything

[01:34:31] you want

[01:34:33] there is a way to do it

[01:34:35] God

[01:34:37] what was the question

[01:34:39] no pre-conceptions with the game

[01:34:41] oh I got all the achievements in the first goat simulator

[01:34:43] oh god

[01:34:45] I got all the achievements in the main goat simulator

[01:34:47] and also the MMO expansion

[01:34:49] which made it like fucking world of warcraft

[01:34:51] no

[01:34:53] I fucking loved it

[01:34:55] like a parody of world of warcraft

[01:34:57] where there were a bunch of goats

[01:34:59] and they had user names above their heads

[01:35:01] it is all only single player by the way

[01:35:03] you can't play it go up

[01:35:05] and so like you are doing quests

[01:35:07] like fucking it's so stupid

[01:35:09] which this game is like

[01:35:11] the clearest definition of a parody game

[01:35:13] or even like a

[01:35:15] I wouldn't say like a comedy game

[01:35:17] it's weird because we have comedy movies

[01:35:19] but you wouldn't expect really to have a comedic

[01:35:21] video game but there are games that are

[01:35:23] you know funny I think we talked about this before

[01:35:25] in like year one

[01:35:27] we talked about games

[01:35:29] being funny I don't remember what game it was though

[01:35:31] but this game is funny

[01:35:33] peck off the line

[01:35:35] no I think it might have been

[01:35:37] um

[01:35:39] maybe it takes two

[01:35:41] because we talked about how funny that game actually is

[01:35:43] that probably was it

[01:35:45] that was like our third episode

[01:35:47] but it's weird for games to have a

[01:35:49] consistent sense of humor that isn't just like

[01:35:51] I don't know

[01:35:53] falling flat or something like that

[01:35:55] like

[01:35:57] as far as like a comedy game for me

[01:35:59] or whatever

[01:36:01] it just seems to go extreme

[01:36:03] but there's already games that kind of went

[01:36:05] silly extreme such as like serious Sam

[01:36:07] type deal where things are just over the top

[01:36:09] I think the big thing about

[01:36:11] Goat Simulator is most of the

[01:36:13] funny is sandbox related

[01:36:15] so it's like you

[01:36:17] the funny thing happens because you did it

[01:36:19] and then like no one

[01:36:21] in a unique way for you because

[01:36:23] you're the one who thought that and you're the one

[01:36:25] who did it at that angle and if someone else

[01:36:27] that I don't know and so

[01:36:29] I think a lot of

[01:36:31] physics based games are funny like that

[01:36:33] a lot of people are having fun with

[01:36:35] Hell Divers 2 because of that

[01:36:37] because that game is very silly physics like

[01:36:39] someone diving backwards to avoid

[01:36:41] something and diving right into the stream

[01:36:43] of bullets of a teammate

[01:36:45] and getting killed

[01:36:47] that kind of shit yeah

[01:36:49] and then there's a moment where I would see

[01:36:51] Phillip doing some side quest

[01:36:53] and I'd like car

[01:36:55] where's the car

[01:36:57] and I'd fucking take him out

[01:36:59] on just your fucking full speed

[01:37:01] right at him and just obliterate him

[01:37:03] and he'd be like what was that

[01:37:05] like did you ever play the achievement game

[01:37:07] no

[01:37:09] okay there's a game

[01:37:11] called like the achievement game that is

[01:37:13] literally just like a flash game

[01:37:15] that you play as like a purple elephant

[01:37:17] or something like that and the whole process is like you have a

[01:37:19] list of like 5000

[01:37:21] achievements in like the password game

[01:37:23] as you like get achievements

[01:37:25] and you unlock more achievements

[01:37:27] that you can then unlock from there but things

[01:37:29] get more and more complex as you go

[01:37:31] and the whole map is really simple because it's

[01:37:33] like you have like a pit that you

[01:37:35] can fall down and die you have like a jump

[01:37:37] at and you have like a spike trap

[01:37:39] and then you have like a couple platforms or whatever

[01:37:41] and it's like an achievement is to

[01:37:43] go into the spike trap or something like

[01:37:45] and die but then it's like when your dead body

[01:37:47] goes through the spike trap it falls down

[01:37:49] the pit you can achieve it for that and so

[01:37:51] you're like all of a sudden like oh I can

[01:37:53] shoot my dead body through the spike trap

[01:37:55] into the jump make it land over a platform

[01:37:57] and then jump and hit it with my now alive

[01:37:59] body and bounce it like a volleyball

[01:38:01] and that's now an achievement and it's like now do

[01:38:03] that five times in a row or something like that

[01:38:05] it's like this game just has so many

[01:38:07] lists of things you gotta do and I was

[01:38:09] aggressively trying to complete these challenges

[01:38:11] like it seemed like you were kind of screwing

[01:38:13] up and exploring more than me but I was

[01:38:15] like I was going down the list

[01:38:17] like if there's a marker on the map

[01:38:19] I was doing it like you playing yakuza

[01:38:21] or whatever I was clearing everything

[01:38:23] and you see me like loading boxes

[01:38:25] from a moving van into a garage

[01:38:27] and then a car just runs me over

[01:38:29] and I was going to fly and I'm like no

[01:38:33] and I'm just like there's this

[01:38:35] part where you can

[01:38:37] lick a dude and drag him

[01:38:39] over to an electric circuit and then

[01:38:41] he gets electrocuted and it makes

[01:38:43] a machine turn on and when you activate the

[01:38:45] machine it extends a log that's supposed to

[01:38:47] be cut but it just never gets cut

[01:38:49] so it just keeps extending infinitely

[01:38:51] in one direction and so

[01:38:53] I just got on that log and followed it

[01:38:55] all the way to the other side of the map

[01:38:57] and Phillip who can't see me because he's

[01:38:59] doing something somewhere else maybe ten minutes

[01:39:01] later ends up on the side of the map that

[01:39:03] the log is going towards and he sees me

[01:39:05] just running on nothing because I

[01:39:07] just blinded there he can't see

[01:39:09] my log but I can see it and so I'm like

[01:39:11] Phillip you got to get on the stream and look

[01:39:13] and Phillip's like yep that's a brown line you're on

[01:39:15] yeah it is because the texture

[01:39:17] stretches in there

[01:39:19] yeah

[01:39:21] it's so fucking dumb looks like a Nintendo 64

[01:39:23] game where they just stretch

[01:39:25] the textures as far as they go

[01:39:27] and you can walk all the way to

[01:39:29] the edge of the map but it'll just teleport you to the nearest spawn point

[01:39:31] which is sad

[01:39:33] yeah so this game

[01:39:35] you can collect a lot of gear and power ups

[01:39:37] and change your go to round which I don't know if that was in the first game or not

[01:39:41] I think so well yeah

[01:39:43] it was because you could get like a dead mouse

[01:39:45] helmet and stuff I remember all that

[01:39:47] so yeah that was in the first game

[01:39:49] and some of them are just for looks

[01:39:51] and some of them are like insanely

[01:39:53] stupid like my daughter

[01:39:55] was watching me and she's like what's that sound

[01:39:57] and as you're hearing

[01:40:01] and I'm like what and I like turn around

[01:40:03] and I see like a giraffe that's walking

[01:40:05] on horns like long

[01:40:07] on corn's I was a long

[01:40:09] long goat is the giraffe

[01:40:11] or tall goat something like that

[01:40:13] but he's just walking and then he's like

[01:40:15] running around like oh no it's naive as I'm

[01:40:17] going to play another quest

[01:40:19] and I turn to run and then you just instantly headbutt

[01:40:21] me and knock me over and I'm like damn it Dave

[01:40:23] so what he's describing

[01:40:25] you can

[01:40:27] change different parts of your body like

[01:40:29] the outfit you have and on your feet

[01:40:31] for shoes you could

[01:40:33] clown horns

[01:40:35] on each foot and so

[01:40:37] Phillip was doing something

[01:40:39] and I was sprinting towards him to headbutt

[01:40:41] him and so I just

[01:40:43] imagine from Phil's perspective it's like

[01:40:45] and I just hear Phil go

[01:40:47] oh no it's naive

[01:40:49] and I see him start to fucking

[01:40:51] scramble because he doesn't know where I'm coming

[01:40:53] from

[01:40:55] dude probably one of the best moments is

[01:40:57] when we found the medieval festival

[01:40:59] and they give you a jousting

[01:41:01] get up pretty much

[01:41:03] they have like a I don't even know if it's a little guy

[01:41:05] like it's like flopping around

[01:41:07] with a

[01:41:09] lance that's it

[01:41:11] with a full lance and you're able to run

[01:41:13] into each other and if you just hit each other with a lance

[01:41:15] sometimes it just knocks you over

[01:41:17] but other times it sends you to the moon

[01:41:19] and you just fly this way

[01:41:21] and they hit me and flew like 500 meters

[01:41:23] into the ocean and I'm like I'm just out of the game

[01:41:27] and we just ended up fighting forever

[01:41:29] and what happens is you can hold down

[01:41:31] the left trigger and do like a

[01:41:33] backflip and stuff so I would

[01:41:35] backflip over his attack

[01:41:37] and it became an anime

[01:41:39] where Philip was jumping on the wall

[01:41:41] and stuff going on where like

[01:41:43] we're like running jumping doing

[01:41:45] you can do a wall jump into a backflip

[01:41:47] to land and then I try to like

[01:41:49] wrap you with my stupid lance

[01:41:51] because you can do a sweep with it

[01:41:53] and you didn't have to go straight forward

[01:41:55] it's so stupid

[01:41:57] I'm trying to think it feels like

[01:41:59] like the fights you would have

[01:42:01] in like the old Lego games

[01:42:03] where you get like a bar fight

[01:42:05] with the Star Wars characters

[01:42:07] and stuff like that where you're just going

[01:42:09] it's super intense and super hard but there is no stakes

[01:42:11] if you die

[01:42:13] you just come right back like literally nothing

[01:42:15] bad happens if you die or get hit

[01:42:17] but it is like the most intense

[01:42:19] like it's all in your head about how

[01:42:21] epic this battle is

[01:42:23] like I'm general grievance

[01:42:25] another fine addition to my collection

[01:42:27] of pops as I try to hit you

[01:42:29] with my stupid stick

[01:42:31] yeah and like you have that tension

[01:42:33] where it's like if I hit him again

[01:42:35] I'm running away that's it it's over and then you get hit

[01:42:37] and you're like oh fuck no it's not over

[01:42:39] it's not over yeah

[01:42:41] God so good

[01:42:43] some of the gear is also very

[01:42:45] I don't know weird because it can stack

[01:42:47] but your gear usability is still just like the right bumper

[01:42:49] so I had like three

[01:42:51] or four items all equipped at the same time

[01:42:53] where I had like a jetpack

[01:42:55] I had the one ring to

[01:42:57] rule them all I had

[01:42:59] taco shoes which give you gas

[01:43:01] and make you fart and launch into the air

[01:43:03] and then I also had like

[01:43:05] a paraglider I think or a paraglider

[01:43:07] so I pushed the button

[01:43:09] and like five different effects would fire off

[01:43:11] all at the same time and it would let you do it

[01:43:13] it was so stupid

[01:43:15] how much stuff you could do

[01:43:17] and I loved it like this game felt

[01:43:19] like they weren't afraid for the game

[01:43:21] to be

[01:43:23] I don't even know like broken like abused

[01:43:25] I guess like you could do whatever you wanted

[01:43:27] yeah

[01:43:29] it's the it's the balder's gate

[01:43:31] of simulator games

[01:43:33] like if you can think

[01:43:35] you could probably do it like there was a part where

[01:43:37] I really wanted to climb

[01:43:39] to the top of a smokestack on a factory

[01:43:41] because

[01:43:43] I thought that's where I needed to throw the one ring

[01:43:45] to destroy it but I got to the

[01:43:47] very top and I found

[01:43:49] a jetpack and I'm like cool

[01:43:51] let me get over to the smokestack and I didn't realize

[01:43:53] it auto-equipped to the jetpack

[01:43:55] which you can not control where the jetpack was

[01:43:57] so then I went to jump into the smokestack

[01:43:59] activated the jetpack

[01:44:01] and then went

[01:44:03] and just flew off in the space

[01:44:05] and I'm like no no no this is like the fourth time

[01:44:07] I've climbed the smokestack

[01:44:09] because I keep getting knocked over by random things

[01:44:11] so that like it was so hard

[01:44:13] I was getting so mad it was like playing super meat boy

[01:44:15] for me like how I wanted to reach the top of this smokestack

[01:44:17] I finally made it

[01:44:19] that is not where you take the one ring by the way

[01:44:21] and you drop in and then it just launches

[01:44:23] you back out like a cannon

[01:44:25] which is kind of tragic

[01:44:27] yeah I know

[01:44:29] we reference Saint-Tro

[01:44:31] a lot playing this early sighted

[01:44:33] because this felt like Saint-Tro 2

[01:44:35] where there's just tons of activities out there

[01:44:37] they can go and do

[01:44:39] they all earn you points

[01:44:41] as far as like respect which is what you need

[01:44:43] to unlock the main story missions

[01:44:45] so they're actually like complete the game

[01:44:47] in Saint-Tro 2 right?

[01:44:49] I don't remember

[01:44:51] something like that

[01:44:53] to complete missions you needed respect

[01:44:55] to unlock them

[01:44:57] but you also needed to take over territories

[01:44:59] then take down strongholds

[01:45:01] till eventually you could do the main mission

[01:45:03] and wipe out the enemy gang

[01:45:05] which I thought was great

[01:45:07] that this game it was like

[01:45:09] you completed the main story mission

[01:45:11] by doing anything

[01:45:13] objective

[01:45:15] even if it was like a silly they call them instincts

[01:45:17] or goat instincts

[01:45:19] and stuff like

[01:45:21] get another go to ride on your back

[01:45:23] on that saddle and then do a trick

[01:45:25] like a front flip or something like that

[01:45:27] when Phillip was trying to do that

[01:45:29] I was trying to kill him with the jousting thing

[01:45:31] I don't know

[01:45:33] if that would started the battle

[01:45:35] that happened or not

[01:45:37] I think that was after because I'm like

[01:45:39] old name there's a goat in this cage

[01:45:41] and then that can give me a little challenge

[01:45:43] complete that's like free of brethren

[01:45:45] or something like that and it gave me points for that

[01:45:47] it didn't give you points

[01:45:49] the cool thing is that

[01:45:51] whenever you complete these challenges

[01:45:53] it completes for everyone in the server

[01:45:55] and I think that whenever you join other people's games

[01:45:57] the game just remembers what you've done

[01:45:59] because when you're in the lobby it shows

[01:46:01] a little checklist

[01:46:03] ours were always the same so I never

[01:46:05] got to experience what it was like

[01:46:07] I didn't play this game again

[01:46:09] that I'm probably going to play again

[01:46:11] maybe once or twice more

[01:46:13] if it's couchcob you can definitely do this with the boys

[01:46:15] yeah and this is a dumb game

[01:46:17] that the boys would like

[01:46:19] the main story

[01:46:21] is you were just trying to complete challenges

[01:46:23] and earn goat respect points or whatever it is

[01:46:25] to unlock this big door

[01:46:27] we got

[01:46:29] to the last two locks on the door

[01:46:31] we were speedrunning this game

[01:46:33] I don't know what happens when you unlock door

[01:46:35] because we didn't make it that far

[01:46:37] we were playing all night

[01:46:39] but I might go back

[01:46:41] and play this on my own a little bit

[01:46:43] or play with my kids or something

[01:46:45] been thinking about that door

[01:46:47] not to spoil our final words or something

[01:46:49] but like this game is pretty good

[01:46:51] surprisingly good

[01:46:53] because I remember playing the first one

[01:46:55] and being like this is a janky piece of trash

[01:46:57] the first one is so janky dude

[01:46:59] holy fuck

[01:47:01] this one's still kind of janky too

[01:47:03] which by the way it's so funny

[01:47:05] because you are just so big

[01:47:07] you're just clipped out of everything

[01:47:09] it's so funny

[01:47:11] if the game is not afraid to clip you into things too

[01:47:13] like

[01:47:15] one thing I do appreciate is whenever you do steal a car

[01:47:17] or whatever

[01:47:19] oh god that's the thing is the police will arrest you as a goat

[01:47:21] but the police

[01:47:23] they seem to just

[01:47:25] I don't know what the AI is with it or whatever

[01:47:27] but like the police showed up and won the challenges to get arrested

[01:47:29] and I'm like okay

[01:47:31] so I head by the police car which launches it into the wall

[01:47:33] the police get out

[01:47:35] they're like you're going down buddy

[01:47:37] and I guess I move slightly as they slowly walk

[01:47:39] towards me holding handcuffs

[01:47:41] and they bumped into another pedestrian

[01:47:43] catamari style and they handcuffed him

[01:47:45] that guy goes into like football position

[01:47:47] they pick him up and they put him in the police car

[01:47:49] and they try to drive up and I'm like what are you doing

[01:47:51] I head by the car again

[01:47:53] the police get out they slowly walk towards me holding handcuffs

[01:47:55] somehow

[01:47:57] it triggered on herself

[01:47:59] and she handcuffed herself and then fell on the ground

[01:48:01] and I'm like can someone please arrest me

[01:48:03] I just need to be arrested for this challenge

[01:48:05] which I'm the one that ended up getting the challenge

[01:48:07] I think because I was just destroying a

[01:48:09] a store and then a bunch of cops showed up

[01:48:11] like seven of them and they all start

[01:48:13] so they throw handcuffs

[01:48:15] and if you touch them you get handcuffed

[01:48:17] and but

[01:48:19] pedestrians were walking around so pedestrians would get handcuffed

[01:48:21] and like you said they would

[01:48:23] so they'll get handcuffed so basically it like

[01:48:25] hog ties you

[01:48:27] and they'll pick you up like a bouquet of flowers

[01:48:29] and they walk a couple

[01:48:31] feet and then they throw you

[01:48:33] and they're like that'll show you

[01:48:35] and then they walk away

[01:48:37] but like everyone was getting handcuffed

[01:48:39] including the cops and the pedestrians

[01:48:41] and they were just like having a mosh pit

[01:48:45] it was so stupid

[01:48:49] oh man

[01:48:51] but talking about references in this game too

[01:48:53] like a lot of the gear have references or lines or whatever

[01:48:55] like there was the one ring

[01:48:57] where you needed to destroy in the fires of Mount Doom

[01:48:59] and that was pretty cool

[01:49:01] there was

[01:49:03] literally a Jesus reference

[01:49:05] where you had to go

[01:49:07] to a La Lantz Sigmund Cat open door again

[01:49:13] need to put handcuffs on that damn cat

[01:49:21] oh my god he put handcuffs

[01:49:23] on the cat and now he's throwing it around

[01:49:25] like a bouquet of flowers

[01:49:29] but yeah there's like

[01:49:31] there's a Jesus reference where you had to

[01:49:33] this wasn't even a mission

[01:49:35] in our goat castle

[01:49:37] we found a secret map room

[01:49:39] or whatever after we completed

[01:49:41] the third challenge and then we had to go and look at the map

[01:49:43] which was a map of the whole island

[01:49:45] but like medieval style

[01:49:47] and it showed like a goat

[01:49:49] baying at a certain rock

[01:49:51] on the island that had a statue of a fisherman

[01:49:53] on it or whatever

[01:49:55] and so I went over and did it and the rock moves out of the way

[01:49:57] and you go in and you find

[01:49:59] a Jesus goat

[01:50:01] or whatever I forgot what it was actually name

[01:50:03] but it was like a half man half Jesus

[01:50:05] and you pick it up and all of a sudden you start glowing

[01:50:07] after that

[01:50:09] yeah with the funny thing about that map

[01:50:11] was so like on the map you can flip

[01:50:13] or it like you click on it and then you just kind of flip

[01:50:15] through different spots that it seems in on

[01:50:17] I couldn't see

[01:50:19] two thirds of the map

[01:50:21] and then the billop was standing on the table

[01:50:23] and so from my point of view

[01:50:25] it was just showing me different parts

[01:50:27] of billop's goat body

[01:50:29] and I was like okay

[01:50:31] and so I just waited for billop to be done

[01:50:33] yeah and then you head

[01:50:35] I think you headbutted me off and then knocked me out

[01:50:37] that's why I did it

[01:50:39] and so I get a look

[01:50:41] you can see from under the table too

[01:50:43] but once you free goat Jesus

[01:50:45] you unlock him as a playable character

[01:50:47] so you're just a man

[01:50:49] which changes your emotes

[01:50:51] it does

[01:50:53] the emotes are real good

[01:50:55] all the animations are real good on the goat

[01:50:57] like all the emotes

[01:50:59] the walking

[01:51:01] if you do a half walk instead of a full walk

[01:51:03] you do the happy goat dance

[01:51:05] you know what I'm referring to

[01:51:07] I had to do that when I was walking on the log

[01:51:09] because the log wasn't moving fast enough

[01:51:11] yeah and then I was walking on the fishing pole

[01:51:15] which there's nothing on the end of the fishing pole

[01:51:17] you can save yourself some time

[01:51:19] and effort

[01:51:21] hold on a second we're getting a little head over

[01:51:23] how do you feel about goats

[01:51:25] they're pretty funny

[01:51:27] whenever I lived with my aunt

[01:51:29] the landlord used our backyard

[01:51:31] for livestock

[01:51:33] people would rent that area

[01:51:35] and some people put goats back there

[01:51:37] so there was like 15 goats

[01:51:39] when I would walk home

[01:51:41] most of them were babies

[01:51:43] when I would walk home

[01:51:45] they would sprint in a herd

[01:51:47] to the front of the fence

[01:51:49] and stand there because I would feed them sometimes

[01:51:51] so they just loved me

[01:51:53] they were awesome

[01:51:55] I don't really have goat interaction outside of petting zoos

[01:51:57] so

[01:51:59] I assume goats are chill

[01:52:01] they're pretty fast

[01:52:03] they like to run around

[01:52:05] and hit each other with their faces

[01:52:07] have you been hit by a goat or butted

[01:52:09] no I wasn't ever in there

[01:52:11] most of them were little

[01:52:13] boy goats

[01:52:15] I think they were all girls

[01:52:17] but no I kind of

[01:52:19] would just pet them from the fence

[01:52:21] and give them food

[01:52:23] but I was always afraid of being bitten by one

[01:52:25] so I didn't ever pet them or touch them

[01:52:27] I would go in

[01:52:29] and take all the salad shit

[01:52:31] that I wouldn't eat from the fridge

[01:52:33] and throw it through the fence

[01:52:35] have some coleslaw

[01:52:37] bring them up and down to my salad

[01:52:39] just eat Tina

[01:52:41] and pet them

[01:52:43] I do that to my dog

[01:52:45] she'll be dead

[01:52:47] she'll be dead asleep

[01:52:49] and I'll get a chicken filet, chicken, noug

[01:52:51] and just lob it over

[01:52:53] hit her on the forehead

[01:52:55] I'm not aiming for her forehead

[01:52:57] but it's just what happens

[01:52:59] that's where it went

[01:53:01] and she's happy

[01:53:03] do you have any more mu-points?

[01:53:07] I don't know is there anything we didn't talk about?

[01:53:09] I didn't mention both of the most of the things

[01:53:11] I mean there's just so many funny things

[01:53:13] there were so many times when I was like

[01:53:15] Phillip write this down

[01:53:17] but I don't even know what I would say about it

[01:53:19] there were just funny moments

[01:53:21] let me see if I wrote something down

[01:53:23] hmm

[01:53:25] in some notes somewhere

[01:53:27] there were just so many funny dumb little moments

[01:53:29] where I would like especially like every single time

[01:53:31] one of us would stop moving for a second

[01:53:33] and the other one was nearby

[01:53:35] it became a mission to headbutt the other person

[01:53:37] and then use or something trying to figure out

[01:53:39] what's objective or looking at the map

[01:53:41] you're dead

[01:53:43] another funny thing is like

[01:53:45] we use goat towers as like assassins creed towers

[01:53:47] that you have to locate around the map

[01:53:49] to reveal the map

[01:53:51] that's pretty cute

[01:53:53] there's a shark that rides a skateboard

[01:53:55] oh yeah you have

[01:53:57] weird skin or weird character that you can see

[01:53:59] I saw it on this game

[01:54:01] you were like a pink shark

[01:54:03] hammerhead riding in a skateboard

[01:54:05] leathering around

[01:54:07] and if you wear whatever shoes you're wearing as a goat

[01:54:09] they appear on the end of your flippers

[01:54:11] just like sitting there

[01:54:13] fucking awesome

[01:54:15] oh the fucking 1v1 minigames

[01:54:17] or whatever

[01:54:19] we did 2 of them

[01:54:21] we did the goat soccer and prop hunt

[01:54:23] oh no we did way more

[01:54:25] we did because we did

[01:54:27] graffiti

[01:54:29] yeah

[01:54:31] I think that's it

[01:54:33] that's not way more

[01:54:35] yeah and I think you won every single game we played

[01:54:37] host advantage

[01:54:39] maybe

[01:54:41] the graffiti one was funny because the first thing I thought to do was hit

[01:54:43] the graffiti one

[01:54:45] it's just like Tony ox graffiti

[01:54:47] where you do a trick and then whatever you did a trick on

[01:54:49] whatever you touched when you were doing a trick

[01:54:51] you paint it your color

[01:54:53] but instead of this you have to headbutt the thing you want to paint your color

[01:54:55] and as soon as I read that I was like

[01:54:57] I'm gonna headbutt Phillip

[01:54:59] he's gonna be painted like that

[01:55:01] like pink or whatever

[01:55:03] those were kind of fun

[01:55:05] for one time

[01:55:07] and no other no more

[01:55:09] yeah I would not play them multiple times

[01:55:11] there was a king of the hill one I was trying to get you to go to

[01:55:13] but you refused in solid okay that's fine

[01:55:15] I'm sure it was just

[01:55:17] knock someone off of a hill

[01:55:19] prop hunt was funny

[01:55:21] prop hunt was funny especially because it's like

[01:55:23] you got glitched out and launched you to the moon

[01:55:25] from some physics interaction

[01:55:27] at the very beginning

[01:55:29] and then I just put her around the corner

[01:55:31] you're just looking dead

[01:55:33] and if you're near the prop it's like

[01:55:35] so you hear it

[01:55:37] and so you know what

[01:55:39] you know how where I was

[01:55:41] because Phillip didn't find me

[01:55:43] there was a person standing around

[01:55:45] inside of one of the containers

[01:55:47] like there's like shipping containers

[01:55:49] and I was like

[01:55:51] I was like

[01:55:53] I was like

[01:55:55] I was like

[01:55:57] there's like shipping containers

[01:55:59] and he was like kind of moving from side to side

[01:56:01] and I looked him

[01:56:03] thinking oh I'll just be a person walking around

[01:56:05] he'll never suspect that

[01:56:07] but I couldn't move

[01:56:09] and the person moving counted me as

[01:56:11] moving so I was like

[01:56:13] oh he's just never gonna find me

[01:56:15] and so I can see Phillip

[01:56:17] running around down below me and I was going

[01:56:19] hehehehehe

[01:56:21] I can see him trying to find me

[01:56:23] alright

[01:56:25] I think that covers all the me points

[01:56:27] let's take a quick break

[01:56:29] and then we can come back with our final words

[01:56:31] music plays

[01:56:33] boom boom boom boom

[01:56:39] I wonder what those words will be

[01:56:41] yeah we'll see with how much laughing

[01:56:43] and how much fun we're having

[01:56:45] oh we're back

[01:56:47] maybe we're back

[01:56:49] goat simulator 3

[01:56:51] final words Nate

[01:56:53] this is going to be a hard recommend from me

[01:56:55] assuming you have

[01:56:57] a sense of humor that bounces with

[01:56:59] goat simulator

[01:57:01] this is a fantastic kids game

[01:57:03] as well you can sit down at local co-op play

[01:57:05] because that's not always something

[01:57:07] that comes with our co-op titles

[01:57:09] but I think this is a great family title

[01:57:11] it's stupid

[01:57:13] it's silly

[01:57:15] it's destructive

[01:57:17] it's ridiculous and

[01:57:19] usually we review a game

[01:57:21] I uninstall it instantly

[01:57:23] but this is going to stay installed for a little bit

[01:57:25] I might go back and try to finish it

[01:57:27] to knock it off like my backlog list

[01:57:29] get some free completions that way

[01:57:31] when I'm really free because I'm going back forward

[01:57:33] but this game is funny

[01:57:35] I think everyone should play it

[01:57:37] it's only $30 on steam I'm sure it goes on sale a lot

[01:57:39] because most steam games do

[01:57:41] but

[01:57:43] you should probably pick up this game

[01:57:45] it is on PC Game Pass

[01:57:47] we'll get it look at there

[01:57:49] but no one else is PC Game Pass

[01:57:51] I mean I want to use PC Game Pass

[01:57:53] I just never am at my computer

[01:57:55] so yeah go play this game on Game Pass then

[01:57:57] it's real good

[01:57:59] final words, Nate?

[01:58:01] I agree

[01:58:03] my final word is

[01:58:05] bad

[01:58:07] nice

[01:58:09] oh god let's see what pun in the description

[01:58:11] like I read that I'm like oh god

[01:58:13] oh no

[01:58:15] I didn't notice it I just saw that

[01:58:17] written that way I was like ok whatever

[01:58:19] and with that

[01:58:21] that was a pretty unanimous recommendation

[01:58:23] Nate what are we playing next week

[01:58:25] do you want to play Mario Kart?

[01:58:29] I'm talking about like Switch Mario Kart

[01:58:31] yeah what other Mario Kart is there

[01:58:33] I mean we can play Mario Kart 64

[01:58:35] with like net play on Retro Arc

[01:58:37] oh god no not that

[01:58:39] no please

[01:58:41] let's play Switch Mario Kart

[01:58:43] well like come on man

[01:58:45] Mario 64 this is the one I grew up with

[01:58:47] wait can't we play Mario Kart 64

[01:58:49] on the Nintendo Plus

[01:58:51] thing isn't that game on there

[01:58:53] I'm pretty sure I'm playing Nintendo Plus

[01:58:55] you kidding me

[01:58:57] whatever play let's play

[01:58:59] we gotta play it for Mario Kart

[01:59:01] oh man anyways

[01:59:03] you know when the last time I bought Nintendo Plus

[01:59:05] it was like 10 years ago

[01:59:07] yeah it's too expensive

[01:59:09] that is oh my god 10 dollars

[01:59:11] you know Elden Ring

[01:59:13] Erd Tree isn't that a thing

[01:59:15] I think it's 40 dollars

[01:59:17] it's coming out in June

[01:59:19] we have Patreon money specifically

[01:59:21] for that

[01:59:23] no because the Patreon money is for fucking Zincastre now

[01:59:25] because we got a paper Zincastre

[01:59:27] I mean I still have all the Patreon money

[01:59:29] that I collected before

[01:59:31] you started handling the finances

[01:59:33] I haven't spent anything

[01:59:35] you were right that is for Elden Ring

[01:59:37] keep that for Elden Ring please

[01:59:39] I want to play that all day

[01:59:41] for months

[01:59:43] like we did with Elden Ring

[01:59:45] I've been thinking about going back to Elden Ring

[01:59:47] until I got a brush up on my skills

[01:59:49] or at least learn the map

[01:59:51] or something again

[01:59:53] I've been watching people play

[01:59:55] randomizers

[01:59:57] I've just been like I wanna play Elden Ring

[01:59:59] against so bad

[02:00:01] like people are randomizing the bosses

[02:00:03] or people are like

[02:00:05] there's so many awesome mods that people play with

[02:00:07] and try to do runs in

[02:00:09] it's so cool

[02:00:11] alright and with that

[02:00:13] thanks for joining us this week co-partners

[02:00:15] maybe next time we can all open our pops together

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