Episode 135: Call of Duty Mobile - Possible Poly Situation

[00:00:00] this guy died to the albert let's go kill the albert that's free experience

[00:00:03] right

[00:00:03] why forgot that i had speak with animals turned on right now because i like to

[00:00:07] speak with the squirrels stuff

[00:00:09] and so i show up in the albert is like

[00:00:12] i'm he's like get out of my cave and i'm gonna protect my cave and i'm like

[00:00:16] all well i could turn on these guys right i'll kill them i want experience

[00:00:19] right now

[00:00:19] and so i was just talking to the albert and i i ended up starting the fight

[00:00:23] anyway

[00:00:23] and whatever you kill the albert's like little babies like mom said that I really thought you were going to slam dunk me about being 30 minutes late to the episode. No, see, I would, but I actually had a lot of other pod related duties that I was working on. So while I was waiting on you, I was just jovin out, which, which, why I wasn't just in the room waiting for you was actually even recording, uh, some extra special content for our listeners later on, which is not ready yet.

[00:01:42] All right. Well, I came in here queued up with an excuse and everything, but I guess

[00:01:46] I just don't something like that. I'm like, how, how did you not know the time for 45 minutes? I don't, I don't be checking the time. You be checking the time. I don't be looking at nothing. I am on the clock. I just be enjoying life. Always. But we are a video game

[00:03:01] podcast and speaking of video games, let's check in with what we've been playing. We're going to

[00:03:05] be talking about Call of Duty mobile. But before we through there But like it's like when you're in fallout three and like you go into the fucking river the the river

[00:05:22] That's the prequel to Baldur's Gate 3. Yeah, that one.

[00:05:24] What it really reminds me of is Dragon Age Origins.

[00:05:27] It really makes me want to go back to play that game again.

[00:05:30] Oh god, well speaking of Baldur's Gate though, I watched the Dungeons and Dragons movie with

[00:05:35] Chris Pratt and or whatever his name.

[00:05:37] Chris Pine, one of the Chris's, and the Dungeons and Dragons honor among thieves or whatever.

[00:05:43] Bad movie, don't watch it.

[00:05:45] It's not worth your time.

[00:05:46] But they mentioned Baldur's Gate and the characters a drow and I was like oh they have cool clothes So I'm just gonna take that Thank you very much, and then I put it on my character And I was like oh I wonder what this looks like and then I took our armor off and her fucking tits and vagina We're like oh my god, we're on the clothes and then I put like real quick I was a pretend that never happened the old lady the fucking bond still catch me he was hanging dong on screen

[00:07:04] Yeah, I'm a luckily I'm a luckily I'm a girl It's not really spoiler, but when Gail dies the first time he Aspector shows up and it's like a automated message. That's like if it seems that I have perished If you're seeing this so I need you to get the pouch off of my off of that's above my heart Do three circles do the makarina say this enchantment and then pull the purple string counterclockwise

[00:08:21] Then grab the paper from the right corner go down and I'm like oh which I did there's this demon lady who's like Australian and she's fucking awesome I Know just this one just but um, okay, that makes her unique But she has a fucking machine for a heart. She's like a fucking Judas Priest album cover, bro She's fucking cool. Everyone knows I'm talking about I forget her name starts with a K. Everyone's got weird names. Um,

[00:09:45] I Okay, well I fucking, why are we even hanging out bro? Why are you here? Why are you just gonna be mad? Baller's gate's great. I'm also playing Terminator Resistance and I didn't mean to, so I always just, I had a headache yesterday, I was playing Baller's gate and I was like, I can't do this, it's like hurting my head more. And so I turned on Terminator Resistance

[00:11:01] cause like this game's gonna suck

[00:11:02] and I'm gonna play for a minute

[00:11:03] and then I'm gonna watch YouTube, right?

[00:11:05] I ended up playing for like four hours.

[00:11:07] Oh is that good? tier 360 game like legitimately but it is on the Xbox series X it is like two generations later but but it's just but for robots so i'm like man is this just a world that already have this problem like i understand the lore.

[00:14:45] I don't know. I don't really like tactics games that much. I've learned like I it has to be a really really good one

[00:14:52] Yeah, it's like in the end of my time. I've never played one before but they've been this I'm playing six on the switch

[00:14:58] Which I think this one also came out on like ps4. So this is an older ish title kind of

[00:15:04] I'm gonna have him grab my I guess. Oh, yeah, you yeah, you're buffering real hard. Oh fuck which spine still on the alternate side instead of just being a single photo going all the way around. Not all the switch games do that. And I didn't went down the rabbit hole turns out there's that whole community out there just devoted to people printing off their own switch box art with like alternate artworks for all their games and stuff. And it's funny

[00:16:21] how nitty and gritty they get with thing going on matches every season Yeah, until they got to like called means I don't think. Yeah but yeah I don't know what I don't know what the malfunction is with the Simpsons man but I just never I can't sit down and watch it I really can't.

[00:19:02] Oh well just getting through it.

[00:19:03] The sky is sick so it's good. And by the way, the title is Scott Pilgrim takes off. So it is about him disappearing. I didn't know that was the name of it, but that's funny because I even if I did know everything on Scott Pilgrim and I did see that title, I would still think it was like, oh, he's going to fucking become great or something. I don't know. Like, yeah, like I wouldn't think that Scott Pilgrim fucked off the whole time.

[00:20:23] Yeah, it's got Pilgrim takes off.

[00:20:25] Uh, I mean, Janice and I watched like the whole thing in like a week.

[00:21:23] We waited till it was late at night and we thought he was gonna go to bed but he's like no I just want to hang out with you guys and

[00:21:25] He knew that we had the movie so he was like yeah put the movie on I was like oh no

[00:21:29] I don't know this is gonna go gonna hit with yeah

[00:21:31] And so he watched it with us he watched the whole thing and the whole time

[00:21:35] He was just fucking flabbergasted like he just had no context dude for anything that ever happened on the screen and I bet

[00:21:43] It's all references and it's especially weird cuz book while I was working on the prison by the day or listen, this was 10 years ago. So at this point, I've completely forgotten what has happened, what happens in those comics. But I think I love Scott Pilgrim stuff. It's good. Yeah. I didn't know

[00:23:00] as a fan until I watched the show and then went back and rewatched the movie. And now

[00:23:04] I'm probably going to reread the comics just to get more because I just want more at this We recorded two episodes back to back site and we took a week off again. So I forget again super ghost radio that episode came out It should be out right now. I listened to it. It's four hours long. Oh my god And yeah, and that's the thing and everyone was drinking except for me and Maybe one other person and so everyone is progressively getting drunker and they're having a harder time to explaining what they're saying

[00:24:25] You know, it's it's pretty it's pretty miraculous it takes a while. I think I have like 20 something remaining, which is good because at one point, I had like 120 remaining. So like, I don't know if you're subscribed to us on YouTube, you're getting bombarded. Go ahead and just turn off all notifications from us if you if you don't want to keep seeing that. No, don't fucking do that. See every notification. Click on every YouTube video. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. Open up.

[00:25:42] Notifications so much. I don't know how how that works specifically, but like, these are the worst ones. As does it falls, see if these is good chivalry too. We were here see thieves again. Did you upload see these twice? Oh, it might be in there twice. I don't know. I'm going to go back and clean it up. I'm just trying to get everything online. Yeah, I was going to wait for that about uploading stuff too. But the thing that I wanted to point out is,

[00:27:01] why are we getting, there's just a random amount of views

[00:27:04] on each one.

[00:27:07] I don't know.

[00:27:08] I don't know.

[00:27:08] Do you see that? It needs to do all kinds of weird, mysterious shit in the background. Stealing our voices for AI and whatever they we signed the NDA's for. We can't talk about. Yeah, terms of service. And that goes right into our next section. Nate, what did you buy? Um,

[00:28:21] Tails of symphony. I'm sorry.

[00:28:22] I'm looking at, uh, have you seen the, of the guitar hero games. I think it's guitar hero five has Kurt Cobain as a playable character. And and and game was on sale. I've already played this before but I think I'll play it again. I think I'll give it another go. Yeah, why not pick that one out too. It looks good and I'm always down for the more of the Japanese games. Yeah, it's terrible because I'm like, I'm still in the mood to replay shit.

[00:31:03] And so like I'm thinking about. I have to do all under role play all it's not so it's so good that when I lose progress It makes it worse To lose from you know what I mean cuz I'm like I was wrong now when I play it again. I'm not gonna be in it I'm not gonna I'm gonna do the same things, but it's it's gonna be because that's what I did already not because I

[00:33:21] I'm just trying to be. No, I'll be the fucking Leonardo DiCaprio

[00:33:24] pointing at the screen.

[00:33:26] But I'm here it is.

[00:33:28] So there's these two people you find

[00:33:30] and they're like, oh, we'll follow you

[00:33:32] because they know you have the worm in your head

[00:33:34] or whatever, it's a long story.

[00:33:36] But you're like, okay, this guy died to the Albeere.

[00:33:39] Let's go kill the Albeere.

[00:33:40] That is free experience, right?

[00:33:42] Well, I forgot that I had speak with animals

[00:33:44] turned on right now because I like to speak

[00:33:45] with the squirrels and stuff.

[00:33:47] Yeah. Like there's this one lady you meet who's like a healer She's like a druid and she's like healing a bird when you meet her right? And I fucked up and got caught stealing or reloaded and this time I walked up and I did speak with animals And then I talked to the bird and the bird was like oh I'm hurt I wish someone thing would heal me and so I was like what if I heal the bird and I healed the bird

[00:35:00] And there was an animal whole animation and it talked to me and started flying around the room

[00:35:04] And then I talked to the lady and then the whole cutscene of her talking like, no, the chances of the children's survival without the mothers too low. And then they just waited for the building to burn down. And I'm like, you fucking kidding me right now? You assholes. Had a whole side quest for you guys to go on. Like I had a whole little mini game set up for you to like save people from the burning buildings. Like the London burnings.

[00:36:20] Names and voices for each one and backstories.

[00:36:23] You fucked everything up.

[00:36:24] No, she's not gonna make it.

[00:36:25] Oh, there's someone at the door.

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[00:37:42] And now, Naive, it is time for the AM did so look at that. This is the best version of it. They're the best edit All right So this is from reply flat three four one, Paul, that's a bold poly situation. Okay, this is written exceptional. Well done. This isn't gonna fucking hurt for me to read.

[00:40:21] So we hang out and talk for a bit

[00:40:23] and he seems like a cool guy.

[00:40:25] Not a person I would hang out with all the time

[00:40:27] because we're different. like a lot. He mentioned he was really good and I just said, awesome. It should be fun to play against someone who will give me a run for my money. We play Mario Kart, which was universally agreed upon. And I lapped the two girls and almost her boyfriend. He didn't want to play anymore. So they left and he looked around the room for a game he is good

[00:41:42] at. He saw Madden and said, this is a few names I just laughed which made him way more mad we get back to the living room and he sits on the couch and starts texting molly's mad too which

[00:43:00] I already know was his girlfriend they say they have to go and ten minutes later

[00:43:04] they leave my girlfriend noticed he was f with color plates and plus he can maybe even keep the broken one as a guest controller. What a jerk. Oh man,

[00:44:24] maybe that's why he won all the games autistic and he came up with the story himself. I'm thinking that maybe this guy didn't get so mad. He's he followed his girlfriend. Like it feels a little embellished, don't you think? Oh yeah, like maybe this guy actually wasn't that mad. Well, there's a broken controller. There's evidence on the floor of anger.

[00:45:41] Where's the evidence? to play with me. And so I do not crush people I don't know. I usually, I usually like pick an underpowered deck and I'm like, oh, if they win, it doesn't matter. This person seems to enjoy winning more than they enjoy the social element, which makes sense of playing games together. I think that

[00:47:02] beating them 42 to 0, which 420 plays it, I lose. Like, I don't care if I'm getting laughed at back. It's fun. It's fun for me. You know, one thing that Janet called me out on the other day, when like this is much like the girlfriend calling him out being for being an asshole, do that Janet called me out for being an asshole to you because when we were playing the finals, there was a point where

[00:48:22] I was like, well, I'm super nagging you. you were making fun of me, I'm getting, I'm catching up. What's going on? You're doing a little bit. And then Jan is yelling at you for it. Yeah, he's like, why are you peeing some me too? I'm like, he's like, look at you, you're a jerk. Cause this is something we always tell the kids is like, don't be jerks or you won't have any friends. Well, at the beginning of the day, I'm gonna like say anything, some remotely jerkish.

[00:49:43] I don't know.

[00:49:44] And we were playing so Melissa was in the party

[00:49:46] and she was loving it. and have fun and just play with the other guys die or whatever. But then afterwards, we would switch gears whenever it's like, okay, now we are, we are serious now. And they would be like, it would almost announce like, Hey, we're playing for keeps in the next game. Like, that's when we'd pick our mains and he would grab like you two and I grabbed like, Ganon, you know, like things are getting serious now. And we would just

[00:51:02] beat the total dog shit out of each like everyone. Because at the end when he lose, they didn't understand. Yeah, I was having a hard time reading for one. I was having a hard time reading this. Man, I remember back in the day getting like being like, oh fuck you up at Tony Hawk and then just losing and being like, oh, no.

[00:53:22] I did this. I started. That's what you gotta do.

[00:53:23] I threw the gauntlet down for both of them.

[00:53:25] You have to come in swinging.

[00:53:26] Because if you come in already defeated, then it's not even worth playing.

[00:53:31] Yeah.

[00:53:32] Especially, that's the worst.

[00:53:34] There's not a lot of things that really piss me off when I play magic with people.

[00:53:38] But I really hate people at Sandbag.

[00:53:40] Like, not...okay, not Sandbag. That's not right.

[00:53:42] But it's more like lying about how strong you are.

[00:53:46] So people who are like, no, this was not an equal. This guy clearly was outmatched. Well, okay. This was cool. This was TN fighting. Potential, like a potential type deal.

[00:55:00] Because like the potential abilities

[00:55:03] of the average six year old in Mario Kart

[00:55:06] is much lower than the potential abilities yours on accident, snapping it. So now you have it taped together with like, yeah, on a baseball hat or something, right? Something dumb like that. And there's like dog hair all stuck to his real gross. Less than a week later, this is like during summer or something like that, you stand up and I just hear a snap as my head said, snap, and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me right now,

[00:56:22] my dude, this is clearly revenge,

[00:56:24] even though I knew it wasn't revenge.

[00:56:26] It was obviously an accident. I'm just like that's worse than grounding me because I got a call to my nothing. I have nothing at home I'm like oh no. He is all the leverage. Yeah, I got the internet You don't have internet until you start stealing your neighbor's Wi-Fi because they didn't have a password or something Yeah, and so I had fucking Walmart internet in my call of duty match. I'm like lagging around it's fucking never good

[00:57:40] I'm talking about there. I don't think there are assholes

[00:57:42] I think the I think the functioning guy if he knew not the function

[00:58:46] If you're interacting with someone who's autistic and you don't know what autism is, it is a very strange interaction.

[00:58:48] I don't know how many people have actually talked to real autistic people, and I'm not

[00:58:52] talking about fucking TikTok self-diagnosed autistic people.

[00:58:56] I mean, I'm like, oh, I probably have a spectrum somewhere.

[00:58:59] I'm probably not.

[00:59:01] You know what I mean?

[00:59:02] I just have fucking things going on in my brain. I played Mario Kart really hard. Like I got like all three gold stars on every campaign or whatever, played the online. Like I was grinding, I was grinding ranked in Mario Kart for a couple months. That was the thing too, because like I bought a Switch because like, you know, I was dating around for a while. I bought a Switch because everyone had a Switch and I bought Mario Kart specifically

[01:00:21] because everyone was always trying to play Mario Kart.

[01:00:23] And so I was like, I guess I'll get this game.

[01:00:25] So I'll have something to play anymore. Mr. Phillip, can you play or whatever for me? Whatever. And I'm like, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And Joe, like the Joe Joe character. Yeah, like you're approaching me. I'm like, sure, I'll play for you. And then I like, I try not to be the absolute,

[01:01:41] obviously the dog shit out of him.

[01:01:42] Like I'll do stuff like, I'm not going to use it.

[01:01:44] I'm not going to drift or something like that.

[01:01:46] I'm like, I, Austin's gonna be really fucking good at this. So he has to have our mom on this team because she sucks. She is the sandbag. So you know what I mean? I'm like, what? Are you kidding me? And so, but this is the thing.

[01:03:00] Sometimes, like most, I'm such an outcast for my family,

[01:03:03] but me and my sister,

[01:03:05] my sister is the most related person to me And then we played dominoes and I've never played dominoes and like knew what I was doing and I was like Yeah, I don't know how to play was this dominoes or Mexican train Dominoes, so it was like every time everything adds up to a fun one and multiple five you get points, right? Yeah, I'm not gonna explain all the wrong dominoes dominoes, but yeah That's that's how it works and I was like oh that's interesting

[01:04:21] I can do that and I beat the fuck out of the like literally

[01:05:24] But you can almost put like a chokehold where basically just like in Don Domino's you can make it so no one can score or if they do score it's like one

[01:05:28] point because you can basically decide when to go out and like in the game or

[01:05:34] in the hand and make everyone like pony up.

[01:05:37] And so if I see that I'm not going to score a lot of points, I don't want

[01:05:40] people to build up their hands.

[01:05:42] I found out like a way to like sandbag everyone.

[01:06:44] enemies in the back room. So I think that basically covers all the ami the asshole section.

[01:06:50] So let's take a quick break and then we can hit the meat in music plays boom boom boom boom boom.

[01:06:57] Oh I think he's actually leaving for a bottle opener. Name just use your teeth. Yeah, I'm not gonna use my teeth. I'm not gonna use my teeth. I'm not gonna use my teeth. I

[01:06:59] need to fucked up as they are. I usually check the fridge. If not check the junk drawer in the

[01:07:04] kitchen. Check the fridge for my keys. No for the bottle opener because usually there's a Mark's in that right up dude there for some reason they put a lot of question marks in this I don't know what's such a weird description. It's it's hyping up. It's hyping up when you're kid you're like Getting more excited I don't know but none of those really hyped me up except for maybe I don't know if any of those

[01:08:20] Yeah, it's like zombies and no and I really like zombies deathmatch maybe

[01:09:25] mobile call no I didn't know it existed until you were like hey let's do this I really didn't know it existed now I think this is one of the most popular

[01:09:28] phone shooters it's I might have just I might have heard about it but I just

[01:09:34] like I just love it went in one ear not the others every time it happened because

[01:09:39] it's like I don't know who would be playing this like I just don't the only

[01:09:43] people I can play it are people that don't know. I've got a fucking otter box. So there's no way I'll be able to know. So we probably both have really pretty strong phones and we can play this game at 4k, which I don't think it goes to 4k. This phone is like four times more powerful than the computer I'm recording this podcast on. Don't doubt it. And that's what may get

[01:11:02] simply is because this game when we played it, I feel like it was destroying children. Like it is insane how many because it'll be at the end of the game and you have 37 kills and one death and it's like, yeah, they just can't shoot you fast enough because you just roast them. That's the craziest thing too. It's like, man, I don't really like playing sniper and like shooters where

[01:12:20] it's like, I'm an arena shooter, like not an arena shooter, but like in a small map,

[01:12:23] like she's called it because these are like Call of Duty four, like the original

[01:12:26] Call of Duty four maps, you know what I mean?

[01:12:27] I love that, by the way.

[01:13:21] I'd like this on a tablet, right? You could.

[01:13:22] I don't even think about that.

[01:13:23] Oh, can you run this on a Chromebook?

[01:13:25] Oh, Chromebook's kind of fucking suck, but...

[01:13:27] Maybe not Chromebook.

[01:13:28] But you can emulate it on like blue stacks or something.

[01:13:31] You can emulate it on the Android emulator on PC.

[01:13:34] Well, that's what I'm saying.

[01:13:35] Chromebooks run on Android.

[01:13:37] Oh, then if you probably get a Chromebook version

[01:13:39] of the game then.

[01:13:40] Yeah, because it's like, in the Chromebook

[01:13:41] that I got over there, you can't download League of Legends.

[01:13:45] But I can download Team Fight Discovery for like four three or four minutes and then I'd be like okay time to play call to you some more and then play it I died and I would still go like 20 and and six So I'm like I'm only playing a little bit and I'm still just screaming people. So it's like I don't know what the fuck they're doing

[01:15:03] Yeah, I don't know we were just destroying people so bad Running drills and call of duty like alright three of you get get get shields Riot shields and then I'm gonna go get the flag and then we turtle and I hide in between you guys with the flag It's so fucking dumb So dumb But that is one of the better points is that this this whole game feels like janky Call of Duty 4

[01:16:20] Which I'm referring to modern warfare when I say that call duty for modern warfare

[01:16:24] I know the names got weird at some point and then there's another game. That's also called modern warfare PlayStation 2 so it's one of my first experiences of out of 360 and I was like dude that is real like I am watching real people die Like that is how I say gros. Yeah, dude. So stupid Please listen to go again Just look up random fucking go look up a fucking plate Let's play and skip to like 40 minutes and it just watch a girl footage for a second

[01:17:41] Just be like would just talk about a franchise that I feel like disappeared because I know there's ghost recon wild lands now

[01:18:43] We sold out for a year for like months. People were coming in and Avatar was selling out because this was also the first time we

[01:18:48] got 3D movies at our theater too.

[01:18:51] And so it was like 3D was huge and it was like people were coming just to see Avatar

[01:18:56] in 3D.

[01:18:58] And I like because I would get people in for free and the movies are expensive.

[01:19:02] So I ended up seeing Avatar in 3D like de-ages humans. Yeah, emulsion. And so if they get it, they can basically live forever. Here's the. Is he the bad guy? They need the bad guy. That's all it is. They even brought back, like I don't know if you saw it, they bring back the bad guy that died from the first movie. They kill him off in the first movie. Oh my God. They do. They said them? Dude, yeah, they're like, luckily we got a brain scan from you right before you went

[01:21:40] off and died and then we were going to put your brain scan into an avatar body.

[01:21:45] Oh my God. a single thing. I don't know a single thing about this fucking movie. I remember there was blue guys and maybe there was a tree somewhere but that's really it. And I've seen it like three or four times probably of Jake coming out of the machine like they wake him up and he's like, no, put me back in being human sucks. I can't walk and I was about to have sex

[01:23:00] with a blue lady. Put me back in. So I didn't watch that second Puss and Boots movie again. I haven't watched it since the first time I watched it. I wonder if I would watch it again and be like, because I remember when I first watched it, I was like, this is a fucking masterpiece. What is this? This is great! What the fuck? What happened?

[01:24:23] Why is Disney struggling and Puss and Boots, but that's so it's okay. I mean honestly. I'm pretty sure it is an Xbox one game I don't remember when it came out, but All right. Well anyways back to call the mobile One of the interesting things is how the shooting actually works because the default shooting mode is strange. Did you ever use the touch controls?

[01:26:44] much faster than that, but it is still a delay, a noticeable one where you aren't shooting at them and you can't shoot at them.

[01:26:47] Like they have an ample opportunity to fucking murder you.

[01:26:51] And then the other one, which is just exactly how you would expect it to work, like you

[01:26:56] you know you aim, you press a button, you shoot your gun.

[01:26:58] It is so cumbersome on a touch screen and the touch screen has no feedback whatsoever.

[01:27:04] So it is like it is the work, even only reason I know, okay, so someone is Joseph A, at Joseph A, gamer on Twitter. So Joseph said, the only reason I know about call duty mobile is because I used to work with a guy who'd connect a controller to his phone and play at work, to which I immediately replied, where did he keep the controller? Because that's the thing.

[01:28:21] Like, it's like, I get it,

[01:28:22] you wanna play call duty on the go,

[01:28:24] but like, I feel like the people who want to play

[01:28:26] call of duty on the case was already there and it just much like the switch, these little Joycon like things just slide into the sides instead of like a telescoping arm. They go on the outside and he just started gaming over there.

[01:29:41] He did the cloud gaming for Xbox and I'm like that's sick af bro.

[01:30:43] I was listening to, because he has Neil the Grass Titan eyes and on like four different episodes. So I just listened to all four of those because I love that guy. And he's like

[01:30:48] a fun scientist guy. Pilsner. I'm assuming you know him, dear listener. He's like cool

[01:30:53] Bill and I the science guy now.

[01:30:54] Yeah. So I mean, I don't, I'm not saying this to the listener. I'm saying this to

[01:30:57] Philip because we do podcast. It just listened to Joe Rogan as a case study because I think

[01:31:02] that that was like I, I embody multiple things that I've learned from Joe Rogan when I go every episode, you're going to fucking hear him say the same guy and things every time. He's probably got a system. So this is a mobile game, which means it suffers from all the mobile problems, such as endless notifications about how you play one match. And then next thing you know, you have 642 new camos unlocked for different guns and bullshit. God, it's

[01:32:20] like every time you get that exact number written in the notes is that like, why did

[01:32:23] you need to remember that number? You can just like, of course I fucking heard. I'm a male man. Of course I fucking heard about Timu. What do you have to say to me about Timu? Well, of course I was like, yeah, I've heard about it. And she was like, oh, cool. Can you do me a favor? Oh, man. And I left her on red. And I haven't spoken to this person since. And I don't hate them. But I am very disappointed.

[01:33:40] She just won't defer you and get $5 order.

[01:33:43] For the fucking cheap Chinese plastic garbage doo doo fucking thing.

[01:33:47] What are you getting on Timu? Oh, well, no, it's popular in a team. I know that during like early December or whatever, my oldest owner was like, hey, you know, I'm perpetually on the internet. And I'm like, yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that. But she's like, and I found this sweet deal on team. Or, no, it was a team. No, I think it was like TikTok actually, but it was like through team or something.

[01:35:00] Yeah.

[01:35:01] Where it was for like a necklace.

[01:35:02] They're both Chinese apps.

[01:35:04] Yeah, it was for like a necklace that said or other stuff or whatever. And she's like, Oh, mom, I really need this new face cream or I need this new, whatever that's being perpetually advertised. You were

[01:36:22] all like, God, if it's being advertised, you on YouTube for fucking four hours straight because I'm at work and it is just playing and it's sitting on my in my truck. It's just I'm not looking at the scram is listening to

[01:37:40] it. And so I'm getting hit by so many fucking ads. I'm bombarded. I'm hearing

[01:37:44] the dumbest shit. One of the ones that the whole fucking twitch thing that's going on because then that's the weirdest thing too Because it's like you know twitch did the artistic nudity thing that thing got rolled back instantly I don't know if I don't remember if that got included with what I was talking about last time because we recorded three weeks ago or whatever and Is so a lot of shit has happened. It's so weird because twitch is such a predominantly children

[01:39:02] Like ran site right like there's a an argument with these people online We're probably gonna cut all of this out But you get into this fucking argument online where it's like do you want it women empowered and to feel like they can Do their own thing will let them do their own thing, but also it's like do you want? Children to be within one click within one jump from a from a roblox stream to a titty stream

[01:41:25] switch to enforce their policies equally across everywhere.

[01:41:27] Like, that's the only way, because you don't see this shit on YouTube.

[01:41:30] I mean, you kind of do, if it's educational.

[01:41:33] Remember that fucking butthole YouTube video I showed you?

[01:41:36] You can see so much butthole on YouTube.

[01:41:38] Like, this exists on YouTube everywhere.

[01:41:39] It's all over the internet.

[01:41:40] So it's like how much is it on the parents

[01:41:43] and how much is it on the website to moderate itself?

[01:41:46] I don't know.

[01:41:47] Like, there's only other people can see you. And it's like you design yourself in Halo. But you see yourself in Halo. I do design myself in Halo. Yeah, you can see yourself in Halo in certain situations.

[01:43:00] I don't know.

[01:43:01] I think, well, it's also like, well, no, you got me.

[01:43:04] I'm a hypocrite, you fucking got me.

[01:43:05] Well, I do indulge in skins, For the longest time never had that fucking button to look at your gun and I bought this fucking skin I was drunk, but I bought this fucking skin that has like this anime girl on it And I can't see the anime girl because my arms are in the way. I can't see the my arms So stupid which

[01:44:22] Yeah, and there's a lot of things in the battle pass are all cosmetics anyways

[01:45:25] old multiplayer you're playing in Halo is just training. So it could just be like custom like, hey, yeah, go to that's why you're fighting others. Yeah. And so you show up for a paintball

[01:45:31] and some guy has a samurai look and helmet or something that'd be cool. That'd be cool

[01:45:35] as hell. He'd be like, damn, Doug brought out the big guns this week.

[01:45:38] Yeah, you're right. That makes sense. Or you go to airsoft and all of a sudden there's

[01:45:43] a dude with a giant sniper rifle. I don a shot. Yeah, I'm gonna get shot and he's gonna wait till I'm doing something

[01:47:02] Ryan was small my back to Getting shot on the knee while you we were playing games Underneath the pool table with the TVs like on the outside and then they were covered up by the blankets

[01:48:22] Which is probably not good for the TVs because they couldn't breathe but then it was like I remember

[01:48:26] I don't remember what we were playing cuz I was like dude the gun is like a

[01:49:42] centimeter like posts are like way more likely to become like grabbed by the algorithm. I don't doubt it. They want to keep you hooked in and keep you playing, keep you playing much like in Gears of War one. They have the damage buff for your first couple matches so that even when you're playing against actual other players, you get a real damage buff.

[01:51:01] So they found the players that actually get kills in their matches are more

[01:51:05] likely to keep playing.

[01:51:07] So like, well, let's fucking weird. What are the odds? What let's take a quick break and then we can

[01:52:21] Come back with our final words music plays

[01:52:26] The weird episode the arcade version of World of Tanks. So I'd like to see a goofy slim down version of Call of Duty. Like a 14 megabyte, I mean a 14 gig Call of Duty. Dude, yeah. I mean, actually I just convinced myself, if there was a Call of Duty multiplayer that was free that was like 15 gigs, that's a good idea.

[01:53:41] Because Call of Duty.

[01:53:42] Oh, no, 43.

[01:53:43] But Call of Duty.

[01:53:44] Yeah, like Call of Duty is notoriously bloated. grinding up levels playing climbing the rank ladder for no reason just because I thought maybe there's something good here I just need to find it but in all my hours of play I could not find any any golden goose eggs in this Turd pile don't play it. Just go play any other shooter It's like I also played a final fantasy

[01:55:03] seven final soul

[01:56:02] It would probably be so much less funny. It would mess up the vibe.

[01:56:07] It would make it cool.

[01:56:08] Like, I'm actually entertained.

[01:56:11] It's like this is a known issue in the Japanese,

[01:56:14] learning Japanese subreddit is like watching something

[01:56:18] in Japanese inherently because you are interested

[01:56:20] in Japanese, it makes whatever you're watching

[01:56:22] or playing or reading more interesting than it actually is.

[01:56:25] And I'm struggling because I'm watching Naruto in Japanese horrendous on this sucks i got a fucking play it in the fakin japanese i don't know quality i don't i don't have any words for this game and the speed of that i was watching donkeys play through the man who races name or whatever all these playing in the like all the i just got yeah it was fucking disgusting donkey disgusting because it's like the japanese voice acting in the ukuzah games is so fucking good

[01:57:44] you know i mean especially like in the through It's probably not gonna be for a few years I think they have like a exclusivity thing with Sony still but eventually on Game Pass these call-a-duty games are gonna drop and then you can just play call-a-duty Games through Game Pass Cloud streaming

[01:59:04] Which is like why would you just do that mobile? Yeah, just wait for that

[01:59:06] The world that exists by then And I'll see them on the finals and every time I look into their party to see like oh maybe I should try joining them Yeah, they already have three you're talking about Eric right from fucking game positive I can't I he is on it constantly. There's always he's always in a full game and I'm just like fuck I don't want to intrude. No, you know, definitely no one will fourth wheel and Fourth wheels are the worst

[02:00:21] But I do be seeing Eric playing this game

[02:01:22] I'm pretty sure it was just a grenade, so I'm just threw a grenade at me.

[02:01:23] Yeah.

[02:01:27] And with that, thanks for joining us this week, co-op partners.

[02:01:31] Maybe next time we can all, I don't know, what do you even do in this game? Answer notifications together.

[02:01:34] I don't know.

[02:01:35] Go, Uncle Mode, scream about nudity.

[02:01:39] All right, bye.

[02:01:40] Hey, don't hit end.

[02:01:41] Don't hit end.

[02:01:43] All right, you're listening.

[02:01:44] The funds is over.

[02:01:46] I do have a little bit of a heartfelt message at the end. And I went upstairs, I pulled fuzzles out from the bed, she meowed at me and looked at me. Then she started having trouble breathing. And I held her in my arms for maybe 20, 30 minutes. And then she died in my arms. And it was a really tough time. So I just wanted to take this point to remind everyone to take care of your pets.

[02:03:04] You know, you only have them for a small part of your life, but they have