Episode 124: Party Animals - Staff Sergeant Grasshole

[00:00:14] Yeah, okay everyone ready. I'm ready everybody lick your lips at the same time so we can sink Hello and welcome to gaming together a quarter podcast I'm your host Phillip and I'm here for my co-partner Nave each pod

[00:00:29] We play their corporate experience then relate you the listener if this game is the criminal crime of cop or something better off Playing solo hey, Nave. I had this fucking boo-boo on my wrist. Do you see it? You can see it easily

[00:00:40] That's how bad it is. It's just brown. I don't know Is this bruiser scab? It looks like a burn mark like maybe someone like you know, I get hang it's like in the handcuff location But it's like a rope burn. I don't know what happened to me

[00:00:57] Maybe you got really little wristbands on that say that you're too young to drink, but you were like Those paper wristbands left too tight Yeah, those things were intense man breaking those things off kind of sucked it's I rolled a fucking one

[00:01:12] I'm rolling that one on ripping it off and wounded myself. We have a guest Phillip we do I am Our video game childhood friend Aaron from also in a stack pack He was on our borderlands episode previously for destiny Yeah, one of those by wild fox now

[00:01:38] I got by it's wild fox and I'm now no longer like a twitch streamer luck I am but I moved over to kick so it's kick it's wild fox and that's it's with his Z

[00:01:47] Kick is that just like the Chinese alternative or is this I've never heard of it? Australian Australian and it's just like the better pay cut basically they do like a like a 90-10 split So for like a $5 sub on kick

[00:01:59] I'm actually making like $4 and 50 cents basically impossible. Yeah, no serious and on twitch I'm only making like two something a sub. Yeah, I think it's like half-and-half isn't that for subs? Yeah, it's not great But welcome to the pod We are a video games podcast

[00:02:17] So we're gonna be talking about what was it party animals this week? Yeah Come on your games you guys gonna hear my girlfriend in the background like Like occasionally screaming at the game so you'll have live commentary as she plays

[00:02:28] Perfect she's playing party animals. Yeah, yeah, she's playing it over the next room Oh man, I can't wait to talk about it But we'll save that for the after when once we get in the meat after the intro the pre-show

[00:02:38] I don't know what we call our intro section. I guess intro intro As I look in the notes and it just says intro I like in our notes We have intro and then underneath and smaller but bold font with a little circle thing there I

[00:02:55] Guess you can add payday to like list of things that started playing because that's actually I've never played the payday games I've only wanted to but like I never got into playing payday 2 with anybody. Are you fucking serious talk about that?

[00:03:06] The server is working because everyone was mad about that That was a pain in the ass the servers had been like a pain in the ass But I'm there they seem kind of stable now I'm able to like actually connect to my friends and stuff like that

[00:03:17] So, oh good. That's the minimum you need to play with friends online Yeah, I like I seen a lot of clips of people just screaming fuck it. They're like fuck shit Do you have a main are you a Dallas

[00:03:42] Dang all my boys like Bro talk or whatever fuck Philip just said Merit hog that's a guy from lethal weapon. No, I don't know the Hoxton All right girls we know there's Dallas Dallas Pearl Joy Fucked up

[00:04:06] What's the black guys name? It's something chains chains chains is in it Wolf He's got to be like DLC characters. I don't know no, I think I think it's six I think there's six playable is there seven the previous games had just the four like chains huckstable

[00:04:24] Dallas and another one boy. It's always the original Who's that guy in that movie where he's like shooting the gun and then he bends down to pick up the quarter? Is he in the game?

[00:04:36] You neither of you know what I'm talking about what the fuck are you odd? No, I'm gonna find it Okay, so okay, so So yeah, those those four are there and then there's Pearl which is a chick with blonde hair And then I guess Wolf

[00:04:55] Wolf is the other one. He's like a psychopath or something do they have like are they just flavor or do they actually get different? Benefits They're just flavor Okay, because like in the other one it was like you you would get different skill trees based on each character

[00:05:10] So as like if you're playing Dallas you would have better stealth and like yelling at people or something like that I don't remember what his bonuses were so Dallas is an elonso that would be seven of them now There's seven playable characters Chains

[00:05:25] hoxton a guy whose name starts with a B Wolf joy Pearl I mean we could we get some of this like with a Google search It's just better to use your brains like

[00:05:40] I cannot fucking find this did I make this up like I can't I've tried so many combinations of words to try and find this fucking clip Maybe you did make this up All right, so there's Dallas chains Wolf and hoxton and then two other ice heres

[00:05:55] Returning from payday to our joy and the new one is pearl So I total looks like I don't know the mini gun guy that put out the little automatic turrets Oh, so I don't know who that is but those exist in the game now too

[00:06:11] So and as for perks like the perks are universal day everybody okay them and you can research them as you go You know what fucked me up as you guys said lethal weapon and I was typing in lethal weapon. It's naked gun That's the movie I'm thinking

[00:06:25] I've never seen a good gun. I've never But it's so stupid It's supposed to be like a comedy on like the action movies. It's like have you seen any of the police academies?

[00:06:37] Yeah, I've seen like police Academy one and two okay. This is like an updated version. That's a about action movies The only reason I know this clip I've never seen this movie either

[00:06:47] But the only reason I know this clip is it's like when you're playing warzone and some and someone drops some good loot And you like he's walking around shooting and then he goes up picks up but instead of a quarter

[00:06:56] It's like a gold weapon. He's picking it up. So stupid Speaking of gold weapons. I see you have cod on the list as well with your payday Which cod is this? Yeah, I got back into warzone some friends asked me to come back and play

[00:07:13] And so are you any good or you trash? I think I'm pretty good. I mean I'm sure these people who are absolutely at like fucking cracked at this but yesterday I popped off I felt I had like 30 kills to myself from resurgence

[00:07:27] So that was cool and and they're placing second I was telling a muscle sad about it because like it comes down to me I Mow down this team with an LMG and it's just three guys top the stairs fucking mowing down. I lose both my teammates

[00:07:42] Hmm, I hear another enemy. It's the last guy I hear him in like a building like maybe just just to the left of me I reload my gun and then air strike comes in first air strike completely misses me not even like a nick

[00:07:52] Not a flinch second air strike just nukes the fuck out of me no problem And it wasn't like an a pomer a bomb strike it was like just heavy bullet heavy rain and And that's how he won and I was like bro Fuck this game

[00:08:10] You know play day where everyone's goofy and you just shoot cops Well, I think it was bad at it I think is like it takes to like a lot longer to be stealthy and it's it's kind of not fun

[00:08:26] It kind of is though like I was on in a different way. Hello, Ash I was again, it's it's new to me So I was doing my first stealth mission the other day and I was able to like build up

[00:08:37] You know your perks that you can't really be seen by cameras and stuff for certain people won't see you do certain things And it was fun to do that because you still had to find your way to get around Like indestructible cameras and things like that

[00:08:51] Yeah, but it was still fun to like, you know, like crouch or sneak around knock out guards hide the guards and certain I didn't even know you could hide guards bodies. I didn't know that was a thing

[00:08:59] I remember in the second one like you'd have to do a weird combination of like we need to clear the level as fast as possible To make the most amount of money so it would be like stealth, but it was just moving really fast

[00:09:13] So it was like you you was You had before they would hit alarms and stuff So we would basically just run in there and you're just silent pistols like sniping everyone as fast as possible

[00:09:23] But also telling people to get down and handcuffing them. So you're just like a perfect SWAT team It's I have Played a match like good. Oh, yeah, you you've got to be playing with your friends because like randoms aren't gonna do that for you

[00:09:40] No way friends to play this time But it's all so like it's also like we had this guy shadow and I don't know what it is about him But we love making him mad

[00:09:52] We would things would be going great and then I just look over and I'd see So I'd like see a civilian outside and just one little shot. No way. He knows it was me Ruined everything yeah, it's so good Yeah with that Nate, what have you been playing?

[00:10:11] I Downloaded the cyberpunk DLC. It's really good I mean, I don't know about the DLC But the 2.0 and cyberpunk is really fucking good And I don't know how much of it is because I played it originally on the 1x is when I first beat it

[00:10:26] I don't know how much of it's just having a series X and just it being so much better But it's it's so much better like more optimized the gun plays a lot more fluid than I remember it being and they re They re

[00:10:40] Did all of the skills and perks and stuff like that So not only are they like skill trees kind of borderland style and each of the different characteristics

[00:10:48] But it's also free to respect so you can just immediately it's just it's just like in Diablo 4 except that that costs a little money but it's like a That amount of money is so insignificant by the time you start doing it

[00:11:00] But in this game, you literally just take points out and put them in you're like oh, I actually don't want I don't like pistols Fuck that let's put it in here and it's I don't as far as I'm aware

[00:11:08] I don't think it's a tree that you have to build up towards but I'm not that far yet I'm literally only in the second tier of a tree right now I restarted the game with a new character. I'm playing female V now and

[00:11:19] I forgot how good the story is as well, but I have I have definitely heard repeatedly Some some of the lines be pickup lines And I don't know if they were patched in like post release or if they were just literally pickup lines before it was

[00:11:33] Do you know the pickup lines the quality of the microphone changes dramatically? It is it is incredible like they'll be like alright V I really miss my girlfriend We need to go to the fun part and then now and then we can go do this thing

[00:11:49] And I'm like whoa what the fuck was that random part in the middle like they must have had to change something I'm waiting to read downloaded, but like I watched my partner play it and

[00:11:59] Like I watched her play it vanilla and then I got to play it after they had like that their Their second big big patch and I touched it again recently and like yeah It is way way smoother than it was before like when that game first dropped

[00:12:15] It was very clear the controls were meant for PC and not for an analog Because that shit sucked everything about shooting aiming Looking was just horrendous for console players and I had it on an axe I

[00:12:32] Remember at the beginning I started to realize there was a correlation between people who thought that the game didn't play that badly and people who were specifically Specking into hacking where you never needed to aim anyways and I was in that group of people who I was

[00:12:46] Hacking anyways, so I like when you hack it literally goes into vats and you're like alright You're on fire your brains electrocuted your guns gonna explode and kill yourself My girlfriend was doing that I think I'm watching you a lot more like shooting stuff

[00:13:03] I didn't know about the whole hack all the hacking so I got system Yeah, you know the moment I realized I could make people's grenades explode in their pocket and make them shoot themselves

[00:13:12] Like I was like I gotta do this like I want to be as techno wizard like this sounds amazing You can like spread malware that fucking jumps around and you could see the malware through the walls

[00:13:22] So it like helps you figure out where everyone is if you're being stealthy. It's really cool I'm actually about this like whole expansion and I'm excited to whether or not I'm gonna play it

[00:13:32] I don't know. I'm pretty sure she will before I will so I'm excited to like just watch the story this time And actually engage because the last of my saw The story from the original was amazing

[00:13:42] But I only caught bits and pieces of it through like the back of my eye kind of thing Yeah, cuz it's such it was such a goofy looking game on the on the one X I was just like it felt like playing a like a play-doh game

[00:13:54] Yeah, but like I'm not but I wanted to watch the story But like as I'm watching you're like oh fuck like this looks Like you know there's a lot missing. There's a lot of audio way out of sync

[00:14:06] And I just I couldn't like my ADHD wouldn't let me focus on anymore There is still a problem in this game where like there are like 15 conversations happening at once and sometimes the wrong conversations getting priority And so I'm like listening

[00:14:20] And then suddenly it's like man those fucking chums over there screw me out of money And I'm like what? Like Yeah, it's so there's always subtitles above everyone said that's one thing I really like about the game is how

[00:14:40] Like flavorful it is like you see subtitles above people's heads But like it's not that you as a player are seeing the subtitles But it's your character seeing subtitles and the reason why you know that is because if people who are speaking like

[00:14:54] Japanese or Russian or like French or whatever near you it'll auto translate as The Japanese and then translate to English really fast as their dogging. Yeah, it's so fucking great

[00:15:05] And I don't know there's just so many little awesome fucking things about like almost everything is like written into the lore of the game Like all the video gamey stuff and I love stuff like that. It's like a good version of the sleepy dogs, right?

[00:15:19] Oh, yeah, was that a hacking one? No, that's watch dogs sleepy dogs is the good version of watch dogs No sleepy dogs is like the it's it's grant that thought of yakuza Yeah, yeah, but you but you're instead of hacking computers. You're hacking people's

[00:15:39] Paces yeah with your kung fu moves Re-writing their bodies with your fists lies of pee is pretty good You mean fucking death simulator. Oh my god, I'm not that far into it because I've been playing so much cyberpunk

[00:15:55] Well, what was your first pick on your little build like where gives you the three options? Oh big old sword, of course So what I picked what Are you kidding me how embarrassing that you would take the middle road when you could be an extreme Giant

[00:16:14] The thing that's great about is it doesn't matter because you can change it you can change it anytime anytime So now what I use is like I have Like a rapier handle and I have like an over like a heavy sword

[00:16:26] so like I do this weird overhead smash but I can also dash inwards and Dash back while attacking. I really like how the weapons like the customization is so far even though I'm super early in the game, but yes before I forget this joke

[00:16:40] You're even though you can change it immediately You can get a fucking Bulbasaur and then release it the first chance you get when you get a rat out of But we're still gonna judge you for picking Bulbasaur. Yeah pretty much wait. Well, I mean I like Bulbasaur

[00:16:53] I've never picked Bulbasaur in any variation Dude, I don't I do what are you a Charmander gang see this always Forever chose fire types fucking And Look at us out here being diverse and look at that you're being friends

[00:17:09] The only good fire types are like Cyndaquil and yes, yes Cyndaquil was fantastic and then there is also Torchic and I never used Torchic With the the the listeners can't see this but like Philip go over here repping green with the headphones Aaron's

[00:17:29] Got blew all over my shirt. It's almost like we fucking coordinated for this argument Just a discussion When someone says they picked fucking Bulbasaur Doesn't Bob us look at beating pretty bad by both other starters

[00:17:48] No, I mean Bulbasaur like if we're is weak against fire and even I think he is the hard Yeah, I think technically I think he is in fact no no

[00:18:01] We I thought Charmander was weak early, but he comes back later on. I don't know I have to look up I think the thing is that Charmander is weak early But you get Pokemon that help you with the rock types anyway, so does it matter?

[00:18:13] And I believe it's quite always probably the best because I believe he beats both very yeah Squirtle just skates through the first like three gems. Yeah. Yeah, I think in Pokemon red speed runs

[00:18:26] Charmander is the top path or like that's the that's what all the high scores are for He's is that because he learns earthquake. I don't know because his Charizard get earthquake He doesn't I think you have to teach it to him, but I don't know

[00:18:44] But where the speed runs he's the he's the go-to pick Why are we talking about this anyway? Because we just love Pokemon. All right, what else you got Dave? This is part of the the nave can buy section, but oh or is on Liza P

[00:19:00] Why are you playing it all yeah Phillip? Yeah I've been the first boss and then I had to stop because I'm like this is actually quality game Dude that is the literal fucking trajectory. I went through like I was like I beat the first boss

[00:19:12] And I was like alright well I know that this is staying on the hard drive, but yeah that was it It was like the starfield thing of like okay

[00:19:18] This game is something I'm gonna keep playing now's not the time for this because like yeah also the game feels like it was Like as respects me as a player because like it I don't know if it's like I played a lot of souls likes at this point

[00:19:31] And so I didn't die until I got to the first boss and then he beat my ass instantly and I'm like alright I'm not gonna let that happen again. I beat him on the second try, but yeah

[00:19:41] I feel like the difficulty with these these beginner undead characters or these they're the puppets the Automatons these beginner guys is so well tuned Yeah, you in on it like it's like a nice big red boy like everything kind of slowly gets introduced to you. Yeah, they're very

[00:20:00] Intentional with how the map how it's in like instructing on things like them like oh here's the Dark Souls ladder Oh, here's the Dark Souls door the gate opens from different way or whatever my god And then the first Dark Souls assassin I

[00:20:14] Because I was like it was like there was a fucking dog facing away on a carriage and I was like And I stabbed him and then I got Dark Souls backstab and as I was fighting that guy another guy showed up

[00:20:27] I'm like where did this guy come from and then I died because I was like I could fight one guy I don't need to heal and then I needed to heal It's gonna get carrots. I'm a lice of you again

[00:20:36] That sounds exactly like I was a B. What did they buy? I bought this game called ever hood Philip I think I talked about that with you and you're like it looks bad

[00:20:47] Just have some diversity to the fucking to the fucking show. Oh, no, this is a different game. This looks like a rhythm What was the game with the funny skull guy? Undertale yeah, that is kind of what it is. I got misled

[00:21:00] This game is not a rhythm game what but the cutscenes are the the pictures Okay, so this is the thing all the enemies like attack in the music like the rhythm pattern

[00:21:11] But I wouldn't describe this as a rhythm game because the more that you play it like a rhythm game The harder you make the game for yourself. You do not need to dodge on time

[00:21:21] You can dodge whenever you want you could you have to dodge whenever you want because Exactly it's like a bull hell and so but uh so I heard about this game from Aaron

[00:21:34] Not this Aaron but Aaron from super pod saga whenever I was on their show to talk about rhythm games and This game intrigued the shit out of me. In fact, most of the games they talked about intrigued the shit out of me

[00:21:44] it's like they had me on there for a reason and Like it's my favorite genre of game or something but this game Philip is worth the money I have to tell you it literally just came to PlayStation and Xbox everybody. It was on switch and steam

[00:22:00] For a while. This is like the extra edition with a bunch of extra DLC It's like new songs and stuff to fight to but this game is incredibly fucking charming and

[00:22:10] I am and I'm fucking blown away the only thing I can compare to something that I know you know about as you know The youtuber a sigh Yes, I know of him For people who don't know and probably Aaron too because he's not a fucking virgin like us

[00:22:26] But uh this guy plays clone hero. He like plays mod charts and clone hero and stuff which is the free guitar hero and Philip you know all of those like crazy mod charts he does where they're like oh, yeah

[00:22:39] psychopath and sicko mode and shit the revenge of YouTube where he plays like dumb YouTube memes while sicko mode goes over the top of Well, no not those I mean like the mod ones where it like physically alters how the game looks

[00:22:51] Like the track and everything this is literally bullet hell that It is so cool. And not only is it like very interesting and unique It's fun to play and all of the characters are really interesting like they're I

[00:23:08] Well almost just spoiled some shit, so I'm gonna stop talking but everybody this is getting the fucking nave recommend This is gonna be on the list of top five games at the end of the year for fucking sure

[00:23:18] I can't believe how much fun I'm having with this game and I don't even like bullet hells that much I am getting a little frustrated I do good

[00:23:24] I do die a couple of times and I put myself on hard because I'm a fucking idiot and I'm like oh really great I could do it but and eventually you were you when you realize oh, I can dodge whenever and I should be dodging constantly

[00:23:37] I should never be trying to be Yeah On that last second guy I always think I can get there for the extra strike and then once I've died like 13

[00:23:53] Fucking way, I'll do it until I can start getting pissed off like alright fine. I'll do it the boring way I understand the pattern, but I want to try and break it But I can't

[00:24:03] But also the game is only like 12 bucks. I think and so very cheap very cool Music is great. I wish I had said this out earlier But I hope you guys don't piece on this that's that marble game that one that had done very terribly

[00:24:18] It was made just executed absolutely terribly. That was like eight dollars Last week Me and Philip The ultimate edition was like eight bucks 90% off it was worth it for me About the time commitment you're paying with part of your life too. Yeah That's what me

[00:24:44] And like I mean I the idea behind it was good just it was executed fucking terribly Yeah, I heard that people who played it as if it were a single-player game and just tried to mainline it as much as they could

[00:24:55] They had a lot of fun with it. So if you like it, but they liked marble. It's like I don't really I'm like I like spider-man Okay, so Deadpool school I don't really know you guys you just play the ultimate Alliance games back in the day

[00:25:12] Yeah, it's like Smash Bros. But you know Fighter pretty much were fun too. I think everyone wanted this game to be like just like that Cuz like Deadpool was in one or both of those games and I remember I always wanted to play spider-man

[00:25:30] But everybody wanted to play spider-man. So I would just pick Deadpool because he just looked like spider-man He's got guns and swords Yeah, Moon Knight yeah moon night was cool Moon Knight I feel like I would always run like Deadpool. I gotta have blade

[00:25:53] I got a lot of characters and so many of them They had a I don't if you guys remember Marvel heroes or like a Marvel Omega is what it was

[00:26:01] They had that fighting one that was the one where it was like the MMO where you could like play as different Marvel characters And you can like get different skins and how about different builds go out and do like missions and I'm guilds and all these crazy

[00:26:13] No, I don't remember this. Yeah, it was a fun one that got shut down Was it ever on console? Yes, it was it was called Marvel Omega on console. Holy shit. I know about the DC one

[00:26:24] I think that was on Xbox the universe online. Yeah, that's that's on everything. Yeah, I see Oh Yeah, you guys ever play the DC MOBA. Oh, uh

[00:26:34] Infinite crisis. Yes, I did yeah when I was like having a weird one it was fun. I used to play a lot. Oh I think there's it's not a MOBA, but there's a my hero academia game that just came out

[00:26:45] Do you see that? I think it's like a 3v3 No, it's a three team eight. It's a three player team eight man battle royale or something I don't know. Are you is it like Naruto like strikers?

[00:27:00] Whatever it is like that kind of thing like that that I don't know battle the multi-team Battle thing that sounds like a better way to describe what I was trying to say. Yes. Yeah, I

[00:27:10] Haven't tried it. I downloaded it and I turned it on and I was like actually I'm gonna play cyberpunk Yeah, it's free to play. Oh, we got a play then yeah

[00:27:20] I mean we had that Naruto game on the list too, but you mean that Philip don't know anything about Naruto So hey, I've been rewatching the series. I'm like So one piece on

[00:27:30] Thank you, Netflix. I'm literally like the eighth fucking playthrough of why I say play through I'm watching Space dandy for like the eighth time and like this dandy. I don't know what the fuck happened But I just love this show. He's a dandy in space

[00:27:50] All right back to video games so I'm still playing path to Yomi I'm about to finish it I'm on the funnel chapter and I I was not spoiled for this game or anything. So I guess I'm gonna spoil it here. I was fucking

[00:28:06] Have you played it do you care? Well, you're at the end right but no talk about go go go. I say at the end after chapter two

[00:28:16] You go to hell as you do most indie games or you go to Yomi, which is the I guess like the Japanese It's the dead the past where the path was going was to that place

[00:28:28] I didn't know that like this game was supposed to be like your path there I thought it was just gonna be like a samurai game But then there's like demons and shit and I'm like yeah, this is more than I signed up for

[00:28:38] Yeah, I am I'm enjoying it. I'm right at the end I got to finish it for my my backlog, but I really want to talk about Pokemon clover Which is a

[00:28:55] So in the Google Doc Phillips been putting pictures and stuff he put so he spoiled this for us But I was I was giving the link to Aaron and the first thing I saw was this fucking up bomb a nation

[00:29:07] Phillip describe what is what is this thing that you put it? Okay, so this was the starter that I picked in Pokemon clover Which is a fan mod of fire red that has been developed over the last like eight years

[00:29:18] And it is just like the last ten something years of internet culture and memes Just crammed into a Pokemon game that is come full of complete fake Mon like all these fan-generated

[00:29:31] Mons and it was all the months were created by users on 4chan, which is why it's called clover it's There's nothing actually that extreme in there except there is definite race Well, I mean it's not like a porn game or anything it is just

[00:30:01] Pokemon that they give you there that you can choose is the grass type called grass hole Just like a white blob with a leaf coming out of his butt He's just looking back at the camera

[00:30:16] As he's shown his ass with the grass coming out of it. It is an anal plant Pokemon Yeah, and he evolves into Ain analgy ainalgy and then he evolves into rec dream at level 36 This is fucking stupid

[00:30:35] This is really stupid. I was I was gonna correct you and then I realize that that you probably it probably really was an algae like not Actually is and like it stunned me for a second Comprehension the English language Yeah

[00:30:59] But then they have these really stupid ones like at grass hole and then you they have these other ones that probably could be Pokemon with just slightly different names like drag gun, which is a It's just a That's a gun

[00:31:15] That's it and he evolves into trig gun trig and on and cannon ants And I like that Sounds like it could be an actual Really cool, I just so I'm looking at this so in the in the grass hole. It says the other starter names and it's

[00:31:36] Aero bomb I wonder what that's about and then a jack asm He jack at a jack asm a jack asm Let me pull the list for you Here are the poke decks you jack asm. Oh my god, it's hard. That's a tough one. It's a mouthful Wow

[00:31:57] Okay, if you want more information on them analogy it looks okay, but like I don't know what happened to a rectum And I thought this was explained Yes a tree So listening is a tree is quite literally growing out of this

[00:32:16] Pokemon's ash and by the way the Pokemon is shaped like a dick in balls Bomb is a Middle Eastern Aero bomb Oh, no, yeah, so I'm sorry That's rough 87% male Yeah But there's a little funnier bro the hidden abilities on this fucking thing are g-hot or sand rush

[00:32:58] Oh My goodness That is his all game the most offensive thing you can see will happen and It's just Everything's really crook, but it is so funny like the amount that you laughed when you opened the notes and you saw grass

[00:33:18] Oh, I am just laughing every time I come into like a new character because I found these because I'm like, oh man I love Pokemon. I want to do some fake mods. So I watch a YouTube video. It's like top 15 fake mon

[00:33:29] You know mods or whatever that I've ever played in some random youtuber And he's like there's this one that is you know has some 4chan humor So it's not for everyone, but I thought it was hilarious and I'm like, I think things are funny

[00:33:43] I can't I can take a joke and I log in there in this game is a masterpiece I know I say that a lot, but this one they nailed it and Like the professor he's like super messed up from his years of wrangling Pokemon in his name is

[00:34:01] What did you find a bad one Unsettling which one oh Yeah, something's a pretty crook like I don't know if you saw Hange knee. Oh, I'm just looking around these now There's like the chance or yeah, it's not about chance or it's dead chancey. Oh Yeah

[00:34:22] Fucking weird dude. These are some of these are extreme or there's um, this one just looks like a Pokemon. Oh my god I didn't realize the The evolved forms of that Yeah, not fucking it looks like it looks like PT

[00:34:37] Probably shouldn't I'm not gonna like say anymore of these out left This is like a Pokemon Yeah, some of them do look like Pokemon. Oh perfect my partners here now I can tell it all about these hey come here and look at this

[00:34:52] Now I'm starting to feel judged you guys are making fun of the crook game I'm playing You shouldn't feel judged Philip what what about what's mass dog?

[00:35:03] Why'd you have this one in here? Okay, but that was it is this one really got me because it is the dog Pokemon That is just a dog

[00:35:12] It is a normal type yep and it's pokedex entry says this Pokemon is largely used as a family pet because it resembles dog capital D from the popular game animals How meta what game is that?

[00:35:26] Animals, I think it's just an in universe game where they have animals instead of Pokemon Oh Grassles the first one grass was so good. He's the best one Live reaction Attendability is called Just what the evil team is called in this game

[00:36:07] Is it okay to say online? Yes, it is team karma and it is a bunch of Redditors. Oh Because they're karma whores yep and your your arch rival is edgelord And he's just a guy that's really edgy

[00:36:24] Ziva fedora. He has a fedora and a trench coat. Okay. Yeah, I can picture him Let's see what else I don't like there's just so many in jokes like for instance to get into the electric gym which like in Yellow and gold or not gold but like

[00:36:40] Red blue and yellow there's a puzzle you got to solve Oh, but in this one the puzzle the answer is the Konami code that you get hints that it is the Konami code by defeating people

[00:36:51] So that's pretty cool. Oh, there's more than one poke edex. Is there more? Yes There's a lot of these. There's a lot of poking one. Holy fuck Oh, yeah, this is only the first there's like out 300 something in the in the game

[00:37:06] So a lot of these are missing in the first poke edex I linked yet 386. So yes, these are I mean if you guys could take a joke, this is pretty funny. I don't know if I'm It's good sadder up. I'm out of touch with some of these

[00:37:21] I just don't get the joke, but I think some of the jokes is just this picture looks stupid I think that's just the whole joke Yeah, but that's what I've been playing

[00:37:31] It's quality game and the difficulty is like perfectly tuned where it's like I'm not over leveling and I'm also not even like playing with fast forward or anything. I'm just like like cruising through this game and I'm like eight hours in Like this is a quality Pokemon mod

[00:37:47] This one's just a hot dog Well, they were all just created by apparently for just a hot dog I might have that The ice cream one that fighting that food fighting anime with there's just a hot dog called hot dog on it

[00:38:06] There's a food fighting anime. Oh, I guess that makes sense. There's an anime for everything isn't there? It's not fighting It was called fighting food ons That's all I've been playing besides my backlog busting going through the list number 89

[00:38:21] I'm trying to get a hundred games done in this year So I've just been mainlining as many games as possible as a pack-in title with Sonic mania There was Sonic team Sonic racing not to be confused with Sonic and Sega all-star racing or Sonic and Sega all-star racing

[00:38:37] Transform to team Sonic racing is a kart racer, but you play as a team of three of the Sonic characters like Team Dark Team Sonic team Amy team Yeah, I don't know what her team is called

[00:38:56] Yeah, team Amy has big the cat the was a cream the bunny. Yeah Just being a real if it's a cat Amy wait, you're not up on your Sonic the Hedgehog lore

[00:39:10] No, no red one. I didn't think it was cream the bunny. I thought it was the chew but I guess it was cream Oh, it chows the chows on No choose to I don't they're on a different team

[00:39:24] But the whole game is weird because it's like you can get first place But if your partners get like dead last you can still lose So that's fine. Oh Kind of like how co-op racing isn't for the horizon

[00:39:36] It's just like for is arising co-op racing and so I thought it was really interesting because like I you don't see Co-op racing games very often and the way it works is like you can't

[00:39:45] Draft off of enemies, you know like you're behind them to get a speed boost You can only draft off of teammates. So the whole game you are doing the Ricky Bobby shake and bake

[00:39:56] Like to get like ahead of everyone else and you can also pass items to each other and as you do these team things You eventually earn your ultimate ability to go super say in Sonic every team has the same ultimate ability

[00:40:11] And Sonic. Yeah, they just hope they just turn super saying and go fast And it's interesting because like you're always like swapping Items and stuff amongst each other too because you can like like send items to each other as you grab them

[00:40:25] So like oh tails is eating shit in the last place. I can send him a like a speed boost Yeah, so that one's actually a really interesting game Pretty simple car racer though next up cocoon cocoon This is made by

[00:40:42] And just one of the guys that did limbo and inside one of the lead game developers Yeah, it's that game. Oh fuck well, I should probably download that shit. It's pretty good. It's not it's no inside because inside is my favorite between limbo and inside but

[00:41:02] It's pretty good instead of being a child in dark world You're a bug and you're just kind of scorn in your way through an alien world Where you don't really know what you're doing or what these machines are doing

[00:41:12] But you just keep doing them until you get to the end and even at the end it leaves you with well, I'm not gonna spoil it but Cocoon is very good game. I recommend it It does like recurse of worlds like Marquette Marquette

[00:41:28] I don't know I talked about that game a while back Where the whole game is like you're able to go inside of the world that you're holding Inside so you start placing worlds inside worlds and looping back on itself

[00:41:41] So you're like recursively going through the same space. It's a very interesting game Which to go back to Marquette. I have never seen the word mark Marquette In real life until like the game You're gonna say the same thing about cocoon. You know you've seen that word before

[00:41:57] I don't know. I didn't know it was spelled like that. Co coo in I think maybe you've seen it spelled before but you didn't see it in all capitals like this Maybe

[00:42:07] But it was just a weird font because you know how like weird words look when they're in all caps sometimes Yeah But macchette I went to the san Antonio museum of art or whatever bullshit and they had a nightmare before christmas

[00:42:22] Oh, that's cool. Like thing going on. Yeah, and I went in and They had like signs. They were like, oh, this is a macchette And they had actual mr. Jack Skellington like one of the models from the movies Like they had like the movies models on display

[00:42:35] Mr. Nightmare himself. Yeah, mr. Nightmare before christmas himself and I like this really cool Yeah Even though there's you know, there's like multiple of them that they used when they were filming

[00:42:45] This is one of them. I just got right here a real one the real one. Yeah, I mean he was pretty tall like he was big what

[00:42:56] I thought they were tiny little things are they not like small things? Well, no, if he's jack Skellington, he should be tall as hell, right? Yeah, the jack's like he's like more than a foot tall More than a foot That's huge

[00:43:09] How big are the sets the sets are reasonably sized. They're quite big I'm trying to think back. I've never seen them them in action before but I remember watching a behind the scenes of team america They're about to um Oh, you know what I think about their uh

[00:43:26] I wouldn't even know what to scale them as but they're they're pretty detailed things It's like ruining my childhood a little bit. Oh like look here's a uh A reference image Of how tall they actually are next to a five dollar foot long from subway

[00:43:41] How many five dollar foot lungs are there or how tall is it? Yeah, these are about Yeah, philip. You made them seem you made this seem a lot bigger than This is the size I thought that it was gonna be how big is tim burton

[00:43:54] Tim burton is like Really tall guy by the way. He's like six something. He's leaning over though. This is the todd howard situation God howard himself He's just got really small ants, but anyways cocoons good The word maquette is used in real life sometimes

[00:44:14] And my 91st game wait, what do you find? The word maquette. Oh, yeah I think they are Oh, I was uh, well i'm not wrong, but he's like he's five foot ten. Sorry, so he's not super tall Five foot ten he's practically mentioned

[00:44:32] I'm also five ten. Oh fuck we've been midgeted This is like this is like the standard for anyone born in the 90s Anyone not six foot long stall Well Pathetic My 91st game spongebob truth or square I don't know if you played this one

[00:44:53] Garbage fixture what is this This cursed fucking Dude the whole game looks like that It looks like a like worse than gary's mod You're gonna level of gravity It looks like Like just a purposefully bad VR chat model You know like

[00:45:11] Essentially bad it's like there's no shadows, but where there are shadows. They're just circles Well, I guess you know mr. Krabs has weird a pretty decent Side shadow, but the whole premise is that like spongebob forgot the recipe or where he put it or something like that

[00:45:26] And they got to find him before plankton So he has to jog his memory by throwing a party and at everyone's at the party everyone just talks about Hey, you're spongebob. You remember that one time this happened and he's like, yeah, and then we Play the memory

[00:45:40] So it's just a fucking family guy Like a big family guy episode. Yeah until you get to the end and you realize that he never actually had the The recipe itself or the the secret formula. He had mr. Krabs lottery ticket

[00:45:54] Spongebob is crack addict. What? Yeah, I know it's really dumb the game has bad camera controls Which is strange. I can tell I'm just by like looking at this one screenshot You the camera can get stuck on things and just you just leave it in the other room

[00:46:09] And you just walk away the camera can't get through the geometry Bye, all right. Yeah pretty much it's like wasn't evil, but you left the room and the camera didn't switch to the next angle It's so bad

[00:46:22] But I beat it. Are you glad that I finished it. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was interesting Oh, and also it's at it's of the age of games where not everything has subtitles So only the actual like an engine cutscenes have subtitles, but everything else

[00:46:39] There's nothing and it's just so hard to understand what everyone's saying Oh my god. And while I was listening they're playing this game. I was listening to Like Uh real world

[00:46:49] Was a real world lore videos. Oh, yeah. Yeah about yeah just listening to that things about russia and china and ukraine and taiwan This is what would happen if we got to a nuclear war. Yeah, these are the first countries that are But yeah I guess

[00:47:12] it was best to get I only had nine games left And uh, I think i'm gonna make it at this point. I might slow down and do some meteor titles

[00:47:22] I know I I just picked a metroid dread from the library whenever I returned sonic mania and sonic racers And the intro is pretty tight for that Yeah, game looks fun All right, naïve. Did you work from the library? Where are you at the military library? Oh

[00:47:40] Okay, I was like, I don't know military. They don't like you. Uh, yeah, I had a place I heard they used to do that But it was it was the people but they've stopped doing that like way before covid ended Hmm weird raspberry lemonade day

[00:47:53] I don't always look at like the playstation 5 section where they have like ghosts of Tsushima and stuff like that. I'm like man, look at all these games. I could play if I had a playstation 5 But they have one in the library

[00:48:05] So i'm thinking like would it be too much? Would it be too full on if i'm over there playing ghosts of shushima in the library? And I just come back every day to play it there

[00:48:14] It would be a little much because that's a big game to play bro usb Yeah, my playstation network ID. I'd have to make a playstation network ID because I don't have one

[00:48:23] Yeah, oh you could be tough again. Oh wait. No, there's no way because that's got to be taken So what is your military rank right now? I'm a staff sergeant. You can be staff sergeant I could Hopped online staff sergeant

[00:48:50] It is so funny how fast my rank goes by in halo 2 and stuff like that It's like hey, you're welcome. Like you're a a recruit you do one game And you get like five kills and you've already reached like lieutenant That goes right into the news and updates

[00:49:08] So Dear listeners at home, you might not be aware of this but I am actually in the air force unlisted And we are currently in a shortfall For all our branches except for like one I don't know what's one probably like like a like a slide

[00:49:22] No, you're sliding everyone's sliding. The problem is is not enough people are joining the air force or the space force Okay, the space force is so cool I know they're pushing a new initiative where they want members like me to go out and recruit people

[00:49:37] For the air force or space force. I'm not joining that bill also nine What what do I have to put on the table for you to join the military? Well, I like the negotiation hold on let me think Uh, I'd like a playstation 5

[00:49:55] And you might be able to get a I want to live debt free How much debt can you erase mr. Godman do is like I don't know 35 k a year 35 k a year that is literally like a just barely above poverty line Well, that's it. No, don't worry

[00:50:16] You know in a couple years you could be up near me and I'm not gonna put mine out there But it's not much higher, but it is a significantly higher Barely above poverty line. I'm like as soon as I heard that I was like that sounds pretty good

[00:50:28] And then I'm like wait, how much do I make? I don't even know I heard that 33 is like poverty line Well, I also live in oklahoma, which is like one of the cheapest places in all of america to live

[00:50:41] I got a two bedroom apartment. That's like 900 bucks for I hate you so much still because of that like I use that place like that But then you know my partner left me and that whole situation went out the window

[00:50:52] Yeah, I was worried about that shit too. You just want to talk about Sad stuff. I mean, I'm glad that situation did not fucking happen to you Especially when it happened. I'm super glad it did not happen to you

[00:51:02] Yeah, I'm barely I'm barely kicking it but I'm kicking it nonetheless So dude, this is a whole- I went to two concerts. Oh my god I'm trying to indoctrinate people to being a dog of the military here What are you doing? This is the locomist?

[00:51:18] I don't know man, you gotta provide security Like I gotta I gotta be sure that if I'm joining the fucking military like it's worth some shit I'll go back to you and my family have to be okay. Like if if I fucking die like they've got

[00:51:30] Yeah, do you know what happens if you die in the military? That's the best thing that could happen to you Literally like if you die in the military first off, you'll probably get some like nice ribbons and bullshit

[00:51:41] But I'm from Canada. I feel like it doesn't feel like that here. So, uh Uh, do you automatically get a was it service members? Uh life insurance or whatever just by being in the military So if you die, I think it's like $480,000 goes to your family

[00:52:00] But isn't your good about the Yeah, I don't even That was the sound of a horse. That's the Canadian military The mooses and the beavers No, we're just trotting around on our horses, bro All right, the Mounties. Oh Mounties. You forgot about that. Yeah. Well, yeah, we also

[00:52:25] I'm sorry. We also have our actual military. I shouldn't be so disrespectful in that sense But we do have our actual military. That's okay. I don't think anyone from the military

[00:52:32] Listen, which I'm bringing to philip. Are you sure you want your fucking job to start becoming aware of what we talk about on our show? Ah, they're fine I mean, I have like a solid following on twitter

[00:52:44] So I don't want to be really super disrespectful to any like militants up military militants That's a great military here. I feel bad. I'm sorry No, as a member of the military I don't care what other people say about the military. Good. That's you

[00:53:03] But dear listeners only if you're not a member of the military and you want a stable job in a place to live And uh, was like a month off a year and life insurance and Is that not good What 30 days a year

[00:53:21] No, wait, you're are you selling canada Yes, okay. Yeah, they don't even work up there. Is that the thing what the fuck? Yeah people well, you know what? I don't think people work anywhere nowadays Like

[00:53:35] Is people basically want money they go to a job and want to get paid but not to work They just want to get paid. That's what I want the average full-time canadian worker receives 10 vacation days a year Really, I feel like I get more What about mailman?

[00:53:53] I'm on that list Yeah We get Oh, no, that gave me a paragraph and I don't want to read we had a lot man Like every frigging like holiday that comes out

[00:54:06] No, well, I mean like actual day like vacation days like we also get you know holidays off and weekends and all that stuff Postal workers apparently get on average 13 vacation days a year Yeah, the first three years and then it increases to 20. Yeah, that's what I'm seeing too

[00:54:22] So that's why 10. Okay. That's why 30 doesn't sound like a lot to me because I'm already at 20 Uh, yeah, I have zero. I use them so fast as soon as I get another day. I'm like, all right

[00:54:34] He's like I've just been saving my he's like having saved my days makes it all day in January. He's like, so I used all 20 Yeah New year new me I used all 20. Thanks Elden Ring

[00:54:44] We always get the problem where people don't use any of their leave because we do get so many holidays and stuff off That it'll get to a point where they have like 90 days of leave that they have not used so they haven't taken leave in like three years

[00:54:56] And it's like, oh crap you need to take leave. Do not come into work for three months It's like, well, all right. I'll see you later Kind of fucking psychopaths work in the military. That's that's insane No, I know Using everything

[00:55:13] Like every moment we can we're like, all right. We're fucking out. I can't stand this place Well, that's just it is like In the air force, it's not always a grind. I mean sometimes it is but if there's a chance for like cutbacks

[00:55:25] So you will get cut back and you can just go home. It's like don't worry. The airplane's gonna be there tomorrow There's nothing more we can do today That's not what I want to hear as the people take care of my airplanes

[00:55:35] What do you want them to just be out there 24 seven like living on the aircraft? Yeah, I think I'm preferably It's ridiculous It's a little ridiculous ridiculous is someone that did actually work on aircraft But Joe, this is no we have a contact email down below

[00:55:55] If you have any questions about joining the arms forces message me Make sure you use my referral code whenever you sign up and I will get a little bonus I mean tough. Honestly, I would if I was in America

[00:56:06] I would don't worry you can get American citizenship through joining the military. Holy shit. It's like starfield Pretty much. Wait, can you? Also, if you have a criminal record a lot of that can be waived if you have a history of drug use

[00:56:23] You no longer do wink wink Enjoy the force Now I speak in my language. Um They need people. You know what man? I'm thinking about it. You may have actually intrigued me a little bit

[00:56:37] Uh, the only thing is like you can't have any like lifetime diseases. So like no diabetes Uh, some things can be wavered in one medical but not a lot of it No, I'm good Okay

[00:56:48] And with that let's thank our patrons in st. Cracker nick and night michael super backer the intergalactic pinecone Thanks boys. You support the pod And Now that we are an hour into our intro we can hit the am I the asshole section each week

[00:57:04] We find somebody struggling with the questions of wondering are they an asshole and using our psychological doctorate skills We are going through into these people's very real lives and problems

[00:57:15] And find out are they the asshole? Can they be fixed and what we can do to bring everyone back together to not be assholes So You picked this one based on the the description or something like that

[00:57:30] Yeah, just uh, I read the description and then upon reading the title of this thing I was like, oh fuck. We have to read these like we have to do these ones All right, so step one is to figure out if this is in fact a burner account

[00:57:42] Uh, this account has been currently been suspended Whoa, that's our first suspended account He's blocked from reddit. I don't know what did he say I don't know what was so quick that got this guy kicked out. I don't know

[00:57:56] I'm looking through the I'm looking through the comments and I there are some people with the flare asshole aficionado asshole Partassipant What's going on in this fucking summer? I've never You You can score points on a by the asshole if you post a lot of good comments

[00:58:18] Oh, it's like how many how many you can staff sergeant? All right, let's get into this am I the ass from this from wild berry pot tart two years ago Am I the asshole for not quitting the guild with my husband?

[00:58:36] This one got a lot of traction 15k up votes. Oh my fucking god We have been married for 12 years together for 15 up until the events of the last year I was not really big in the video games or gaming

[00:58:50] But with being locked up in the house and not being able to really do things that we normally did together My husband got me into online gaming with him I think she's referring to kovat. Not that her husband is in fact locking her in the house

[00:59:03] Yeah, I'm pretty sure she meant kovat. This isn't like a hostage situation for gaming It wasn't implicitly said but uh, I'm putting my detective Pikachu hat on there. Got you got this back to it Normally my husband is a very quiet and reserved person

[00:59:17] But when he games it's like a switch flips and he just becomes a different person My character is a low level so he does runs with me on a different low level character He has so we can play together last night

[00:59:29] We did a dungeon with a group of people who were new to our guild or just made new characters Also low level like me the healer was not good And he is still learning and my husband lost his mind because he we kept dying slamming his fist into

[00:59:43] The desk had the name of the game. No, they never mentioned the game, but I think it's world of warcraft At least that's my suggestion. Yeah, they never mentioned the game. I'm reading through it Let's see the the healer was not good as he is still learning

[00:59:55] My husband lost his mind because we kept dying slamming his fist on his desk yelling in discord the works It was really annoying to me. I am the type who when we die says keep going until we get it

[01:00:08] He is the type who gets enraged and yells. You sure this is a league of legends? Well, no, it's a guild so it has to be like has to be some in moe Yeah, something like that kill floors. I don't know which uh From trek to yomi

[01:00:25] Uh your character at one point states that if you fall seven times that just means you need to stand up eight So just get back on that horse inspirational and then he goes to hell right after that That he dies

[01:00:39] No getting up after you over the which he pulls a kratos. It's unbelievable Or does he I don't know yet. I haven't reached the end. No, so I'm not sure on what They they it gets trippy like you don't know what's real

[01:00:53] I think he meets a primer from seinfeld at the end primer from seinfeld. Yeah All right, we have multiple conversations about this I have told him repeatedly that his attitude slash behavior ruins the game for everyone

[01:01:06] But he just says if people didn't suck he wouldn't get so mad true true True Last night I absolutely had it with his yelling and cursing I play these games to relax and have a good time

[01:01:18] And I find it irritating that we cannot have a single session without him acting like this So I mentioned it to one of my online friends Who is also in our guild and they agreed that my husband's behavior was problematic

[01:01:31] This is essentially cheating right? She's cheating on her husband now at this point Well, I mean maybe he'll see it that way but I don't I would hope This is not what it's gonna lead to please don't tell me the world is like that

[01:01:46] RGM guild master iso message him and told and I'll go for General manager general manager message him gamer man And told him he was getting complaints about him and basically said that he was on thin ice And if he kept it up, he would be kicked out

[01:02:05] My husband basically told him that he didn't care and quit and the demanded that I do the same Fold stands you can't fire me I quit Who's coming with me? Oh my god

[01:02:21] I told my husband that I was not going to quit and that his attitude and behavior are the reason people including me Do not want to play with him and that if he can he wants to continue this hobby together as a couple

[01:02:32] Either needs to get therapy for his anger issues or we need to find a new game to play That'll be that will be less rage inducing for him. He called me a traitor

[01:02:41] It is now saying they doesn't want to play games with me anymore. Am I the asshole for not quitting too? Uh, she She did reply to this too. I don't know if you were gonna go into that

[01:02:50] So no, I didn't see that so she did actually put a follow up a lot reply reply to it two years ago And uh, she actually says that uh, I think I might be the asshole because this was a hobby that we were supposed

[01:03:01] To be doing and enjoying together because I didn't quit the guild We are not playing together and this is not really a couple's hobby anymore So I still don't think she's the asshole because like his attitude on his own is like his own

[01:03:13] So if he's behaving like a dick and he's screaming and yelling like even the guild that didn't want him around like I mean you can support your husband and do whatever but you're like you're allowed to have other hobbies, you know

[01:03:24] It's just not being very right or die right now I just didn't hear you cash money ever It's a game it's it's not really cash money. It wasn't super daijobu ever but it is uh, it's just a game in the end of this

[01:03:38] This is the primary thing that I am not like annoyed about but she says she doesn't really like games And she's getting into it because of him, but like so what's the purpose of being in the guild then? No

[01:03:51] Part of the community now in the guild like she's probably made friends in the guild and stuff like that And like wants to continue to go and play with them and like I wouldn't I wouldn't freak out and then be like

[01:03:59] Oh, well, fuck this guild like I'm an asshole Uh, I then tell my partner she also has to leave if she has friends or like Uh, it's playing and made connections with that thing. No yeah well

[01:04:13] You need for that for sure. Also. He's like screaming and hitting shit. That's kind of annoying, but it's like I see where I see where she's coming from with the follow-up about this was primarily something that they wanted to do together

[01:04:26] I think that the husband made a miscalculation about the game though Like if you if this game is something that makes them upset, you probably shouldn't play that much I remember with my ex

[01:04:35] I used to play legal legends with her a lot, but that game makes me very very angry And so I couldn't it's almost impossible to Play that game if it makes you pay that game with me even general

[01:04:48] Eventually target her even unintentionally with some of that anger, right? Like if some stupid stupidity happened and she didn't old and everyone died and Because she didn't know no one was stunned and it's like, okay. Well now I'm mad, but I can't be mad at her

[01:05:04] So I don't see something though. Why is it then we played league together for a while? And like you never not one time yelled at me. It's because you're better than me So But I'm like I fucked up

[01:05:17] I made some like fucked plays too and you not never once yelled at me even though you were the jungler a lot of the times Uh junk mid difference I don't know I'd say 80c 80c supports always

[01:05:33] Oh, by the way, she does clarify it is world of warcraft that they're playing. Okay. Okay. Good. Yeah So that that seems more world of warcraft basic I don't know game always changes people. I feel like

[01:05:43] Does that game make people mad? I don't even I I was I was I felt so asleep Because the amount like if you're doing a raid it's very and it's the same thing with destiny or anything that you have to do A raid or spend time in

[01:05:57] And you've died or have to do it again and do it again like um Even dark souls man, you you get to a point of boss boss kills you got to come back to it all over again Nobody wants to die that many times

[01:06:08] So it can be rage inducing if you go in and you know the raid is going to be like a four hour long raid And you guys get fucking wiped at hour three or something. It is

[01:06:17] A little wrenching especially if it's a guild raid because it sounds like they are trying to do to earn like guild Respect points or whatever it's called and so they have to play with these other These other losers apparently that is dragging down the team

[01:06:30] And so it's not even like they can just do a random dungeon and just fill up with randoms without like I don't know doing an lfg for the guild itself like actually getting new members in So it seems like they sorry

[01:06:43] What's up? No, no, no, go ahead. I'll let you finish I I don't know much about world of warcraft as far as how the guilds run But I think it is a matter of like you're trying to build the best guild by earning resources

[01:06:54] By doing things with other guild members So if their guild is not performing and this guy obviously wants to perform well He's in the wrong guild

[01:07:03] Like he needs to be somewhere else because like what he wants out of the game and what the the wife is the wife Yeah, wife that wants out of the game seems to be two different things

[01:07:13] She seems to want the mmo community to play with whereas he wants to grind for gear and get that high level The high level gaming right like everyone has their own experience

[01:07:23] So she shouldn't she shouldn't feel like an asshole for not leaving because that's her own experience in the game And he's had his and he was kind of ruining her experience

[01:07:33] Yeah, but now she can't join him whenever he goes to grind with his new guild. Oh because he's being shitty The high worked Well, it's like play with each other even if you're not with the group

[01:07:42] You can't like there are there are things where you can join cross guilds and it's like certain raids will be I don't know if it's like 16 people or something like that and you can have an extra guild join I forget how it works

[01:07:52] But uh, I I don't know I didn't know if he like went off and joined another guild and like now They don't play the game together or something like that Maybe I don't think she's the asshole. I think he has a bit of an angry issue

[01:08:04] And if you just calm down they could go back to playing the game together But yeah, I got myself kicked out for being an asshole It would be like the same thing is being fired at work for being an asshole

[01:08:13] Like if you and your partner work together and you suck and you're being shitty get fired You're not gonna be like oh well fucking leave with me. No man. It's the same thing God I can't I just can't imagine that who's leaving with me

[01:08:26] This is my ADHD brain too when I think about this I was literally in that situation with Madeline because when we both worked at Brahms and I quit and she quit a few weeks afterwards But I wasn't like you who was gonna leave with me though

[01:08:39] A cook did leave with another of the cooks that was getting pissed off left with me but I didn't even consider what that would do to her work experience because I was just so fucking angry at the new management

[01:08:50] It was like our manager got fired and so they had to suit from the fucking From the farm or whatever the fuck. I don't know where the suits come from But Yeah, a fucking Corpo showed up and started

[01:09:04] Being annoying and so Brahms the uh little ice cream and cheeseburger store. Oh, yeah That's a local. That's a fucking ice cream cheeseburger store here in oklahoma in texas and Some other places but man the uh

[01:09:19] Yeah, the whole main thing is that like I understand the work thing but working like That's a paycheck and stuff like that. So it's a little bit more intense like video games are a lot less serious But like at the same time It seems very strange to like

[01:09:37] Stay in the guild with the people that your husband's mad at Like I don't think that she's an asshole I'm just like that's the only thing you remember in the other that other the asshole thing where I was on the girl side

[01:09:50] And little girl side until she said Fuck you dad. You suck dick fucking bitch and then or whatever she said that I was like, okay Well, that's not which one the one where she yelled at grandpa. That was a black belt or the one where the dad

[01:10:02] Is bad at mario kart the mario kart one where she was like you suck get over it and I'm like, all right bro You were doing good, but um, I don't think she's an asshole. He obviously is in your issues

[01:10:14] He needs to learn how to control and they need to communicate better because he obviously is having a hard time Understanding how much his anger is affecting the people around him

[01:10:24] Um, and it seems to only be a competitive thing since she says that it's like a switch when that flips when he's playing these games I think that if he really values the time they spend together, he's gonna have to reflect on

[01:10:35] This situation I think the situations were something similar needed to happen so that he would be able to Like he he would that this is like a mirror for him to look at himself in Uh, and I think that he needed something like this before something worse

[01:10:49] Actualize actualize enough to realize what's happening But to him it he's like an Anakin situation right now where everything's turning against him He's like you turned her against me Yeah I read you There was I just watched a youtube video where Oh, it was jones town

[01:11:11] That was jones town It was essentially the exactly this situation He could be jones town or he can be what is the other was something nice that happened Something that isn't jones town grass hole Existing grass hole. I don't know

[01:11:28] Specifically i'm spum referring to in jones town when the governor or what is it? It was some government person went down there to see if it was a cult or not And then when he left he's like oh, this place seems pretty cool

[01:11:41] But jones town mr. Jones town himself was like Oh my god, we fucking failed the government's coming to come kill us So we gotta assassinate that fucking guy and then they went and killed that guy

[01:11:50] And then the government was coming to kill them now because they assassinated that guy Do you not know about this? No, that sounds terrible It's not good all right But so we're just

[01:12:05] Lady does not seem like an asshole the guy seems like an asshole he needs to grow up a little Yeah, I can see where he because it's like the guy's kind of a dick man

[01:12:14] He there is a moment of tender of tender feels in the middle of that with the With the staying in the thing. That's the only hang-up that I have but I feel like after that update that she posted She also was like reflecting on that part It's specifically

[01:12:30] Do we have any good comments? No, not that I saw but I do feel like this could be Like even though he quit and said you know who's coming with me all that I think that he could come back. I don't think this is a completely burned bridge

[01:12:46] Like if you could You know get himself under control and apologize probably to the people that he was flaming Maybe the GM would let him back in Probably maybe especially if the wife vouches if he could reform a little bit. Yeah, sure

[01:13:00] I mean like as long as people can show a little bit of like reform remorse. I don't see why they can't get a second chance yeah but also not to Bring bring in the we have rounding outside stuff

[01:13:15] But uh share account was suspended. So maybe there's some stuff that we aren't I know what she was posting Because usually we like to see their history about what else they post But something happened with her account

[01:13:27] Which it could be something simple like her account got hacked and some you know found out about it and had that she shut down Oh, yeah, maybe maybe maybe if I should start up a letter posted about it got pissy who uh

[01:13:39] If he actually was posting on main. Yep Could be could be all right with that. Let's take a little break and then we can hit the meet music plays Boom boom. You guys need bathroom breaker or anything? Uh, yeah, I was gonna go smoke. All right, you can

[01:13:54] Granted. Oh, yeah, there's a whole bunch of comp. There's a whole bunch of replies and from the OP in here Yeah, she did a lot of replying that very stressful job. This is her escape from it

[01:14:05] That's kind of like that's it. That's the thing that I had that was that was a really toxic relationship I had with legal legends Was that I was fucking miserable at my job and then I came home and then I was miserable losing in solo queue

[01:14:17] And so it's like I fucking I just I tried for years to like get you under control with that game because like I used to have crazy rage issues too and like I just

[01:14:29] I never could fathom what it was that made me so angry about the game sometimes And the only reason I would get angry is just like because I'm like a chameleon I pick up on whatever you were doing. So I would also get flustered

[01:14:41] That's kind of why we stop playing those games because yeah You get so flustered, but you don't need to be because there's there's easy ways to win league The primary thing is that it's it was it's such a time commitment. That's the main thing

[01:14:56] That's what I was saying too like we used to play those games and they would run on for like 60 to 70 fucking minutes And yeah, you could still lose and it was Fucking wrenching. Yes. Yeah, but now it's like, yo, I was losing halo and I'm like, oh, okay

[01:15:09] That really fucking is annoying, but yeah 24 25 minutes like league is a lot more fast-paced. So even now you could be able to play it just have fun like

[01:15:18] I still play i'm hoping to get my partner set back up so we can play this shit again because I want to start playing league again I kind of do too. I mean, philip. I've got wild rift on the back burner I also have wild rift sitting around

[01:15:30] I'm chilling it. It's all right. I need a phone upgrade because my phone is gonna like burn into like It's gonna burn out too. Dude marble snap playing marble snap has like incinerated my phone. My phone is pretty much on

[01:15:43] Yeah, my phone was really really good for like six years and I started playing marble snap that shit like was heating through my case So you know those tmoo iPhones No, I have This isn't s10 Damn, I don't know then I gotta go

[01:16:03] Wait, philip that is one phone past my old phone. Okay, so that is a pretty old pretty old phone. Yeah And then it got stolen when I went bar bar clubbing or whatever. Fuck I did And they were on that old phone They did I hope that

[01:16:19] It's gonna be worth 99 dollars these days Yeah, and those stupid little walmart receptacles you throw them into That thing was all smashed up too. It was like cutting my fucking fingers off You remember what it looked like I think it looked like spider-man It looked like spider-man's phone

[01:16:35] I've been getting more and more into the handheld video game consoles or whatever you know And it's so funny to see that they are literally just like remade recycled e-waste Where it's like these are literally discontinued psp screens or something that they just like force into a case

[01:16:52] To go with like a emulator that can only run up to like super nits and dough It's like this thing barely runs But it's also 35 bucks or something like that. It's like I guess that's good recycling But it's also so specific

[01:17:08] They use psp screens for this. I didn't realize there's so many psp screens available Dude, there's this fucking facebook ad that um, I don't know why I think I just watched a video

[01:17:20] So my you know when you unmute a video it just unmutes every video from now on until you mute them again And so I was like just scrolling down and this ad went across my screen with like seven likes

[01:17:31] Right and one comment and it was like for these cards that taught you about animals I don't know if it was a card game or something, but I heard summoning salts music in it Oh, I bet he uses open source music though

[01:17:45] That's the thing is like I was like what the I was like Why the fuck is summoning salts music in here and then they replied to me and we're like this is open source This is the artist, uh

[01:17:55] It's it's royalty free. So a lot of people use it and I was like, oh shit And I went and looked it up and I was there and everyone in the comments is talking about

[01:18:04] Have some salt references did I send you that video the uh, summoning salt videos be like Maybe we send each other a lot of videos and I have I don't have a lot of mental Here it is He's doing this he's starting to believe

[01:18:57] Poops thing at 38 it's just you and me listener Rate us five stars and give us a review and we'll read your review on the internet possibly in a funny voice But probably not because they keep making fun of my funny voices

[01:19:09] Also, I thought that his chair was just really fluffy, but that's a hoodie draped over the chair Oh, yeah, he's What it reminds me of uh, what's his name swain?

[01:19:21] You know what I mean? I was getting the swain as a fantasy vibe. Isn't there a character that wears like fluffy black stuff? And we're back. Tyler wants tyler one streaming chess. Yes Yeah, dude. Have you not seen tyler ones chest arc? No, is he good?

[01:19:36] He's fucking dude. He plays like three times more games than magnus carlson This dude is on the league of legends grind about for chess, dude On the road to gold He dropped from because like when you start chess, I think you start at a thousand

[01:19:52] I think he or maybe at 800 he dropped all the way to 200 which is like fucking smooth brain troglodyte level That is like And then he's now like in fuck. He's like 1100

[01:20:06] I think well, you're saying like experience over time can actually raise your skills. His name is big tonka tea Yeah, he's 1157 Fucking crazy. He's getting he's getting He's getting pretty crazy too And I think he was playing like a really stupid opening for a long time

[01:20:25] And he was doing it in both colors, which you can't do you can't play white openings in black But he would do it anyway But it was like a really weird opening that nobody it's like playing fucking Like

[01:20:39] Yeah, it's like playing something really weird like that. So you win because people don't understand what you're doing So I guess yeah, yeah on bottom lane and it's like pantheon work bottom lane. What? Yep And we're back meta how?

[01:20:55] party animals developed by recreate games and published by source technology These party animals the only game they have listed for both of them on steam Release september 2023 just came out Fight with oh, excuse me already goofed it on the first word

[01:21:12] Fight your friends as puppies kins and other fuzzy creatures and party animals Paw it out with your friends remotely or huddled together for chaotic fun on the same screen Interact with the world under realistic physics engine. Did I mention puppies? 1999 steam store now

[01:21:31] The history of preconceptions with this game I know they revealed it at like xbox summer funfest or whatever that thing was When they were like you're ready for fun animal game and i'm like, oh my god

[01:21:42] Finally as a demographic i am being seen these this is the game. I wanted them to make and they made it What about you guys history of preconceptions with the game? It sure did look like uh it's fine I I The moment I saw

[01:21:59] The front screen just as party animals has got like this dog punching a dinosaur. I was like And then like because the animal in the back of the bunny's is dead

[01:22:07] He's got like those little cross eyes that sold me just that little screenshot alone. I was like, I have to go play this And I love it. My partner loves it

[01:22:18] Bots are crazy sometimes people are fucking crazy sometimes. It's a fun game to play like as a stoner It's a really fun game to play What about you naive preconceptions? I like the I didn't really have any I saw this and I was like philips gonna love this

[01:22:34] And that was like the only thing I thought about until we started playing it And I like I like the end where you have the fight at the podium. Oh, yeah the podium

[01:22:44] That's that's a lot of fun. It's the best part. So if we compared to similar games real quick Uh I'd say you've got a lot in the dna of fall guys

[01:22:54] Just in the way they kind of have like a battle pass. It's all about kind of cosmetics and skins as far as progression goes Yeah, and there's even like daily weekly challenges

[01:23:03] So you can build experience points to go spend in a store that is constantly rotating every day It's not like you can see everything so you have to come back to the store every day to see what they got But they only list like 10 things

[01:23:15] So I don't know it's just a low amount of content right now as far as availability in the store or what it is But I hate when games do that. I hate it when halo did that too where they're like, here's the store for the week

[01:23:27] This is the only things you can buy me while i'm like in league of legends I can buy a skin from nine years ago and then they won't say anything, you know Everyone will judge you for wearing the ugly nine-year-old skin

[01:23:39] That was me though at league. I used to buy the ugliest art in skins the ugliest skins of league And like over kind of good Yes Or uh, oh my god, uh breakout graves Like any scion skin literally Yeah, and

[01:23:58] What occasion like come to me for free, you know, like it was better It was made there Or like what was it the clover mouth fight which is just mouth fight with slight green dinge Great, uh shamrock mouth fight. That's it

[01:24:12] Or the there's the clio's clover was leprechaun viger. I saw I was thinking go that was actually pretty good That's like good. I remember skin like it added like effects where she like rainbows. No battle boss Battle boss is real good

[01:24:25] All right, but so it's like that but I think it's closer to gang beast I don't know if you guys are familiar though. I've seen that one recently. Yeah, I think it's more like gang beast. Well, it's like It, uh, what is the word they called it?

[01:24:37] ragdoll physics fighters Yeah, like yeah physics physics full physics fighter party games with that what they call it Yeah, it's also has a little bit in similar with human fall flat and rubber bandits But it's mostly like it has the the economy of fall guys with the

[01:24:55] gameplay of gang beast Just much more refined And there's so much polish on the game like we already talked about the podium scene Where at the end of it They have the guys that won are in the background and everyone's for here for a group photo

[01:25:10] With the winners and on the back on a race podium And they say like all right get ready to take a photo and then you can just start going ham throwing Hamagers And ripped them down Yeah Somebody headbutt each other just knock each other out

[01:25:25] Dude the drop kick is insane Like there's so many like almost secret moves or like weird combos that you pick up Like you have just x to punch But if you are only using x you are going to struggle you got to use the drop kick

[01:25:36] You got to use the headbutt you really need to get in there What you really need to do is apparently pay attention to your stamina because like you can throw them up Yeah, there is so here's the icon of your face

[01:25:48] There is a yellow ring around it that giant yellow ring is your stamina So when you're even notice when you're throwing those heavy punches or little punches the little punches are like slowly

[01:25:57] Weakening someone's stamina bar then you toss a heavy punch knock them out for like a good couple seconds There's nothing to this game apparently that I'm so There's a matter of yes there well, I wouldn't say matter

[01:26:09] If you can like direct those drop kicks though, like if if you could actually aim that shit into somebody those drop kicks are deadly They're not they are high risk high reward because they are definitely Just a big high-yaw

[01:26:23] Remember there was one point where like it was me against I think like It was like three teams left It was like me and then two other teams and we were on each you bond

[01:26:32] Where it's just where like the gas is coming in and so you can't leave the center circle and we were all doing drop kicks So we were just like in a circle like going back and forth jumping

[01:26:43] Some of us would go too far into the gas and then swim back Meanwhile, everyone else is playing bomber man when you're dead. Yeah, they just throw bombs

[01:26:52] I took me a while to wonder. I was like what the fuck is this thing? And then by accident I threw something I was like, oh shit Dude, I got really good at that like you get good at that fast

[01:27:03] My girlfriend fucking donked me with a bomb one time and just sent me right off the submarine the submarine level just fucked me up

[01:27:10] I like like there's one time where philip got knocked down for a second just as a bomb landed like right at his feet. He's like No, no

[01:27:20] This game has so much like like it gets me screaming. That's how I know it's like a good game because it's like few games Very rage inducing says my partner I mean like screaming like a good way where i'm having so much fun

[01:27:30] Like I feel like I only scream in certain games like maybe like left for dead or even um What were we talking about earlier payday? Like these games where things are getting super hyped. There's so much energy flowing around

[01:27:43] Mario Kart Mario Party that type of stuff this game I get so hyped. I was getting so into it, but it also got me so triggered like I was like the angry husband earlier whenever

[01:27:54] We had like an a a pay on our team and I'm like, Dave. What are you doing? Get a name just climb up there We are we're losing right now because of you it is your actions that is causing us to be losing right now

[01:28:05] Meanwhile, I fell off and I was like philip. How do you climb and he's like the why button And I was just like, okay, and I can't climb because that's not how you climb Never said that so I'm like

[01:28:19] How to climb and so I'm just stuck on the bottom feels like Where are you gonna like Is like long live the king over here God poor guy So I linked in uh

[01:28:34] The website for party animals because that was like the easiest way I could find an actual spread For all the different animals, but do you guys have a main record? There are drops for party animals on twitch guys

[01:28:46] Oh, yeah for like skins and stuff. There are skins. There's like 2000 coins. There's 1500 bones And then those are the currencies. Yeah, so 1500 cookies there is I think like 2000 coins and like 200 bucks animal bucks important things

[01:29:09] Is their twitch integration in any way like can twitch drop bombs into the game or something? style Or what was the other game that had vampire survivors had twitch integration where the that twitch chat gets to choose

[01:29:23] What your next upgrade is really so it is literally the fucking yeah, I can have that You can it is the worst idea ever because they will never not Do the vampire survivors? I love that and like but and I know like all the ways around things now

[01:29:36] So like I didn't realize people could do it. Maybe I'll just stream it sometimes on twitch I still have a twitch account It's just it's still wild bucks now on twitch, but uh

[01:29:45] Yeah, I yeah the twitch integration has people have people choose it for me. That'd be cool. I'd be all right about I watched chris rake whenever the game first came out chris rake and was streaming it and he had activated that

[01:29:55] But he didn't know what it did and so people were activating his abilities And so for the first like two hours he played it. He had no idea that he That would normally gets to choose what the abilities he got were

[01:30:07] It's so fucking funny. All right, but what what animals do you pick because I was really attracted to valentine the cow Because he's just so silly looking I played max to husky because I have a husky myself and I love my dog so

[01:30:22] Aaron which one did you think I picked the side duck looking duck? Dude side duck duck looks good Which one is that I did not carry the duck with the otter I I think My partner likes the otter and then there's the orange cat

[01:30:41] Me dude. I love the ones that just have these like really soulful eyes or they just look like there's like no light behind those eyes They look so stupid There's some of them that are like cartoony looking like the side duck duck and the dinosaur

[01:30:57] But then there's the hyper realistic ones like the the rabbit But like my girlfriend plays the bunny and the rabbits really realistic looking For some reason because there's like a cartoon pig. Then there's the cat which is like gorilla

[01:31:11] Dude, the gorilla's so stupid. That's a real second one. I should play the moose, you know being canadian at all I made my pig for the gorilla. It's a what you're looking at. I ain't pulling no sleigh All right then

[01:31:25] And there's other variants of these like it looks like there's like a walrus That might be a variant of like the otter or something like that But there's like more advanced skin versions Yeah, the dog

[01:31:38] The dog is like a like a yellow dog, but it can become like a sheeb and the husky I think or they separate characters. No, no, so the husky is a husky the dog

[01:31:48] There's like a corgi. There is a sheba. Uh, there's a husky. There's an otter the walrus Oh, this isn't even a complete list. There's yeah, there's a shark There's a Orie or in the blind forces in the game. Oh, yeah, oh, yes, that is a limited time unlockable

[01:32:08] So there's a lot of different animals you can play as there's a lot they put a lot in for a launch on this Yeah Yeah, the other thing is like there's otters running around though. I noticed Almost never caught you in

[01:32:20] Sadly those drops do not work for xbox those drops are for steam only Uh So this game has a lot of xbox getting skipped again. Oh my god a little sad Has a weapons in it as well and the weapons are just as ridiculous as the characters

[01:32:36] You get things like a freeze gun a stun gun non-chucks boomerangs Uh plunger crossbows inflatable hammers Brian pans and a giant sucker I like the I like the big crystal Almost no baseball. Yeah, that's a sucker. Uh, there's baseball bats. We talk about the baseball bat

[01:32:56] I mean, there's so many like I didn't list them all there's an inflatable hammer Yeah, the inflatable hammer says like a thousand pounds something like that puncher. Um, I've used I've used a crossbow. It's really good for like just knocking people out just pushing people away

[01:33:09] I've done. Oh, yeah freeze gun. I've been stunned by the stun gun The law is done. It travels through characters So at one point I was getting tased by another guy that got shot and we just formed a dog pile of people getting tased Like he repeatedly

[01:33:25] We're all just falling on each other. It sounds like halo infinite. Yeah, it's just so stupid Um, let's see and then the two hand weapons are okay, but like you just spin in a circle basically would you be the lollipop? the um

[01:33:41] You hit the attack button and then you wind up and then just spin and then when you hit someone with it It's so devastating But you're it's so you're so vulnerable, but every time I saw that thing. I was like, that's the one I want

[01:33:53] If you guys drop kicked you're doomed God All right, so with that I put in the all the levels And this is in fact a very cooperative game. I feel like every game I play I was talking about the boom ring

[01:34:07] What about the boom? Oh the boom ring is funny I have the same I had the same experience as probably almost everyone the first time I get the boom ring

[01:34:15] And that is just throwing it and then immediately whacking yourself in the back of the head and then getting knocked out That'll happen to me the second time. I threw it. Yes. Yeah, and I've never

[01:34:25] I'd never not I'd never knocked myself out with njax yet not yet knock on wood I haven't either yet It's funny because like there is a skill set to this game and you can tell when people are actually good at the game

[01:34:38] It's really annoying where like you win. You're like, holy crap We really need to stop green because green knows what they're doing as you see them like climbing walls doing drop kicks

[01:34:47] Grabbing nunchucks taking out like three guys and then picking up a gorilla and throwing them across the map donkey kong style And like oh my god that That guy needs to be stopped

[01:34:57] And then there is like there's a there's a game where we had a green team like that And then there's another team that were both gorillas and one of them saved me Like I was falling off the ledge and they grabbed me pulled me away

[01:35:08] Like all the way to the middle of the map and then dropped me and then went on to fight. I was like, thank you I had one of those matches with like one of the football ones and this guy was like it was very clear

[01:35:18] There's guy was trying extremely hard to win the match and I got to the point I was like I was trying to do my best to win for my team and I got to the point where I had to just stop

[01:35:26] And literally grab onto the dude's character and like Pull him And all of a sudden he was like it was like fishing in any kind of fishing game We had to like fight against how he was going and like For literally two and a half minutes

[01:35:38] I'm a whole lot until both of our stamina runs out and like once my stand was up again I grab onto that bitch again. Like he was mad That's fall guys tactics, man. Yeah, he was like when you play those giant team fall games

[01:35:50] Visibly frustrated in game you could tell you could tell so I always run screen on fall guys I'm sorry, bro. I don't want you to win and I want my team to have a chance to play the fucking game

[01:36:02] So I held on to the guy was like play team win something please Like there was this one game mode where we had there were two trains next to each other And we lost this game

[01:36:12] I think we lost every game we ever played but like we lost this one bad But it was because our two teammates just kind of sucked And I was just on the other train just fucking kung fu fighting the whole time

[01:36:21] Like I was such a nuisance to the enemy team But I didn't know for the longest time because there's a break that you could pull I didn't know you could there was a break. I was literally just fighting like I was just knocking them all off

[01:36:33] I had this really funny clip. I think we'll probably put it up on twit on our instagram. I mean, uh, where I fell like in the crack of the train and caught myself And then they were trying to pull me off

[01:36:45] But then they kept falling in after me in the same crack and we're all like holding onto the And I Saw someone knocked out and they went to they went to grab me but they had fallen over

[01:36:57] And as they had fallen over they kind of like grabbed the top of my head my character just slips off That was like Now like there is this one time we were playing that one I think it was ichiban and

[01:37:11] I was climbing up the the ledge. I had just fallen off and I saved myself and i'm climbing up And then this guy ran up to me. I think it was a corgi and he like do you move Fossil

[01:37:22] I know that he grabbed me like, you know, I killed your father Oh my god, I worked so hard to climb back up the game is fun So there's so many games or different maps he played they put

[01:37:38] Yeah, and for every different game types too like 2v2s or 1v1s Or uh like 4v4s. There's different maps for all of these types Yeah, it's in some of them are very creative like uh, where was there one? Oh the arcade one

[01:37:55] There's one there. That was kind of neat. Yeah There's two arcade cabinets and they are going head to head with each other and to get a high score So you are in having a melee out in the outside fighting it

[01:38:06] But you want to get one of your guys onto your little arcade game so we can go score points But you can also get on the enemy's arcade and go and kill him repeatedly So they don't score points and actually make them lose the arcade game

[01:38:20] So it's like you can like push your advantage like we could defend our guy and just you know Make hopefully he does good or we could go mess up the other guy and do more damage that way

[01:38:31] So the my hero game that you're talking about is called my hero ultra rumble Uh, and it's basically like it is like the my hero academia fighting games at unice playnave Yes 3v3s Wait, is it made by the same people? Because that sounds fucking hype

[01:38:52] Is it made by bandwagon? It's bandwagon makes this Oh that could be anyone Yeah So it might be bad. There's a chance and it's free to play so like the odds of it being bad are increasing Let's see here It is made by Yes

[01:39:13] Any entertainment and biking never heard of them Publishers Namco Bandai America, which is typical for an anime game really and bne entertainment It's just bandai namco entertainment I remember who I was listening to but they were talking about like it was in the activision xbox stuff like everyone

[01:39:32] Merging together and they're like what I want is I want the three big merged japanese companies to merge to a Giant corporation as like square enix bandai namco koatek mo that's the name Eight teams made up of three players

[01:39:51] I need to look some fucking maybe this will be our next game philip I'd be an hour of it and be done with it forever Especially if it's this close to launch for free to play game

[01:40:01] Uh, it's this is the type that's ever gonna get it says 30 dollars on the steam What is that like an extra edition? I definitely downloaded it for free because I'm not paying for it

[01:40:11] No, okay. Sorry. It's free to play that must be deal. That's dlc starter pack some craziness. Uh the starter pack dlc To get your five five japan monies. Yeah, like my hero's one justice was okay

[01:40:23] I didn't play one justice too because I I get I get really bored of those fighting types because they're not really Fighting games and I only say that as being like a street fighter player kind of

[01:40:35] And like a tekin player as well and also a blaze blue kind of guy Yeah I know there's a way to them and I I learned them when I was playing. What was it neruto? Yeah, so they just get kind of boring after a while like

[01:40:55] Dave, I don't know we played how many matches and it was kind of just the same thing Probably played like nine or ten. It's dash dash throw shit dash dash throw shit like yeah armor attacks Special moves set up your special land their alt

[01:41:09] Exactly whoever can toss that alt even both ults at the same time Yeah, because they have different travel times Yes, which I guess makes you know, I mean, I guess there's no other way to do that But because they all have different movesets but all right

[01:41:24] Uh, I highlighted the ones that I know me and nave played so we played ichiban together too Yeah, I know like there was a train one but I didn't see what the train went on the list But the one that really pissed me off because I loved ichiban

[01:41:39] That one's like my favorite one because it is like the is just super smash pros. You're just throwing each other off the edge Yeah, there's fluffy redemption Parallel trains. Yeah Safety of float This is the one where it's like capture the flag

[01:41:52] But it's like a neutral flag in the middle and it's a floating safe That you need to drag and I was getting so mad at my team because no one seemed to know how to climb

[01:42:01] To get across because you have to do like a jump and a climb And an ult on just like where are you guys as I'm like 1v4 and in the enemy base just throwing haymakers

[01:42:11] Trying to stop them from scoring as they score like three times in a row back to back Because you guys just keep falling in the crack in between the little thing and you're unable to climb up Really pissed me off and he's typing something

[01:42:24] I'm sorry, let's have to do it I couldn't figure out how to make it highlighted. So I just made it 110 font It's really big now Yeah, fluffy redemption. Uh, that was the train one that one was also annoying because

[01:42:38] One guy would just suicide run onto our train and pull the brake while Naive was over there like The matrix fighting everyone and meanwhile our teammates were doing nothing while I was trying to refuel our

[01:42:50] Train and fight the one guy holding the brake that seemed to be the the primary issue Is that every time it was more than just a two player team? We would struggle in

[01:43:00] Definitely because it wasn't suck. It was yeah, I started to you know what that guy's not an asshole anymore I get it now But this is another thing so what one thing that I was

[01:43:13] I think i'm just on the opposite side of you guys on is that I feel no emotion when I play this Like I'm just kind of playing it And that's it

[01:43:25] I feel funny I feel I I I crack a smile every time it's the end and we're doing the taking the picture Because it's always like when's the fixture gonna get taken? You know what I mean, but I don't know. It's like when we're losing in this

[01:43:37] I just I don't feel it's the same way. I feel with uh like Fortnite when i'm losing in fortnight and just like, uh Yeah

[01:43:44] Well, no it's not about what it is. It's about the chance to win whenever it comes down to like you and another team at another squad And it's just one squad against one squad the the donut is closing or the circle whatever they call it

[01:43:57] And we're running out of time. That's whenever the you get the most hype I feel like this game has so much hype because like every round seems to matter In the long run and the rounds are so fast and short you're like

[01:44:10] I could die instantly like I I have died in the first like three seconds of a match Where someone does a drop kick and sends me right off the side and i'm just like I didn't even get to play

[01:44:19] The submarine like the game starts like a missile flies up the submarine blows your ass clean off into the water That's a game over. I feel like oh, okay I feel like some of these game modes need less rounds to win though

[01:44:31] Oh, yeah, sometimes it feels very long We played like a 25 minute round of ichiban because everyone got two rounds one and i'm just like holy It was like the longest ball going on When literally like

[01:44:44] Everyone got two wins and I was just like I was invested because i'm like well, we have two wins We could win it any time Yeah, but every time we didn't win I was like all right games over now right and the it's like nope

[01:44:58] That was yellow team with their second win. I'm like, oh my fucking god It's incredible. Just let it end Because that game can go on there's like a hard time limit where the gas is constantly like

[01:45:09] You know ever consuming but I feel like it just gets to a circle and then just stays in the same spot So if you're fighting with like four teams that are pretty good, which that in that game apparently it was

[01:45:20] Everyone's just kind of like too scared to not to get killed because everyone's watching You know what I mean It usually almost always came down to someone bomber manning a fucking cheese wheel in there and hitting someone on accident And then that usually decided who won

[01:45:34] It's so funny you say bomber man because I instantly think of the old bomber man's where you become like the little Cart on the side of the map that can like drive around and drop bombs in there I think it was like the gamecube one or playstation

[01:45:45] One of them was on we played it on the 360 but I'm pretty sure it was a port That game that we played But man, I miss bomber man Can play some hate man. I love bomber man so much

[01:46:00] Because that's a it's a game where it is like you you die because like You were looking yeah, nine tiles down. You didn't know That bomb was gonna go that that's the whole point of the game though That's like chess dude

[01:46:13] That's I never I get so angry in chess when I don't realize that the bishop from fucking saturn can see C3 the bishop on fucking g4 20 is fucking Staring straight at fucking c3 And I moved my queen there and lose it It's always the bishop from my drameda

[01:46:32] I was watching the other day whenever he was speedrunning peggel But he was doing trivia questions and if you get some wrong this will restart and At one point The question was like a chess question Like they gave him like a classic chess problem

[01:46:48] And they're like what move would result in instant loss or something like that and in the the ai read out like the full chess notation to him And he's like, I don't know chess notation

[01:46:58] But this is the thing is that at first is this this is very common for chat gbt But at first it was saying legit shit It was like these are real moves and then it was like e z f d z

[01:47:09] 65 gf and then d 46 and turned six zd food, but I'm like there's no z on a chessboard Like there's not 20 fucking tiles of chess It just started saying a million different letters and it started going, uh

[01:47:24] Like in the middle of it. I'm like, why is the chat gbt confused in its own description of this Which he didn't know the answer the way you you lose on the next move was to resign That makes you lose the game This is incredible

[01:47:42] Yeah, it's so stupid and then he lost the level anyway. So he had to restart the level no matter what All right, uh any other meat points really for

[01:47:53] A silly animal game because besides that like I don't think there's much we can say outside of our final words Was that a affirmative? I'm eating a cookie. I'm sorry. I've been like snacking a cookie. Uh, what are these now?

[01:48:08] Uh, macadamia. Yeah, at least be macadamia celebration. Sorry celebration. They are real dog So they're like shortbread cookies or graham cookies. They're chocolate on top. Oh, so they're like the fudge uh, gnome cookies right the the kebler cookies It's like halfway to a s'more

[01:48:28] Yeah, it looks delicious. That looks real good That is good. This is really big too. It's like almost a 75 pop tart size, but cookie Yeah, and there was two of them bigger than your glasses like your lens

[01:48:40] They are they are actually he has giant dexter's lab glasses too. No, he doesn't those are normal looking glasses You know what my glasses I don't know what you're saying. They literally I was really hoping you would yes and me on that one

[01:48:52] Dave but you just left me hanging out there Oh, like I'm pretty sure these fit my head like Yeah, like I mean I can fully see your eyebrows under or above your glasses Or your glasses Philip

[01:49:05] I got the lasers the air force gave me free laser eye surgery whenever I joined Do you jerk your head whenever? Did you do that? Oh wait? No actually I got it before I joined the air force, but they will give you free laser eye surgery

[01:49:18] I can link in the description Whatever Yeah, there was a gaming together for 2069 All right, the music plays let's take a break boom boom boom boom boom

[01:49:34] Dude, so I this happened to me today where I was delivering and there was this old lady with a walker standing out by her mailbox I'm like, okay. I'll give her whatever and so I give her a mail and she goes

[01:49:45] I'm glad I I'm glad we have someone like you on our out and then she turns around and walks off Well, what about you is what I don't know. What did she mean by that? Do you think?

[01:49:56] As I'm like listening to fucking breaking Benjamin or something. I'm like what? But she she was so old and so I don't think I don't know what she meant But I don't think she meant anything bad, but it was also a very strange thing to say to me

[01:50:11] And then just turn around and walk off I'm reading some of these chess moves Looking at some chess notation now We were talking what were we talking about with chess? You literally lose or win chess in two moves That's fools mate Let's go one

[01:50:28] Oh, yeah, but you have to do a real fucking smooth brain opening on white For that like you have to literally like Cokes them into checkmating you Yeah f3 to e6 and g4 or queen h4

[01:50:44] And then the main three scholars made which is a wayward queen attack with a bishop Easy Except you know it's not because people punish you for that because you shouldn't move your queen under your second

[01:50:55] Turn because I just makes you it just gives them a big old target the target for the rest of the game That's the point like oh cool I get to chase that thing around all day and you don't get to develop any pieces

[01:51:06] While I develop all the pieces And we're back party animals I'll take these first final words. This is going to be a big recommend from me I don't know what the whole like future of this game is going to be but for to launch this strong

[01:51:21] I think it's just incredible. This is going to be on my hard drive for a while Like I have not had a chance to play with my kids yet

[01:51:28] But next family game night or whatever i'm going to break out this game because apparently it has local co-op and everything or local players private matches whatever you want to play

[01:51:37] And we played the crap out of gang b so we play the crap out of human fall flat I even played rubber bandits with them, which is like the worst version of this game I

[01:51:47] Man, I love this game. I recommend it gets on game pass go check it out and if not 20 dollars on steam is not bad For a brand new title right Now you final words uh, it's all right Aaron final words

[01:52:05] I love the game. I think it's fantastic. I think it's a fantastic little party game I do think it is a great game to play with like local co-op When it comes to that you can play local custom games

[01:52:16] Unless like everyone in the house is on a separate console or a separate account You cannot do like The like universal quick play Like you can't play with other players So that part I kind of wish they changed because I would like to like play with people

[01:52:32] Hey, should be able to have guests. Yeah, I would like to have guests and play but apparently I'm not able to so That is what that is Or if you wanted a solo queue, you know like I don't need anybody sucking on my team. I only need me

[01:52:44] Yeah, I don't want I'd like to choose when it says quick match I'd like to choose what my quick match could be but I guess Vote is right. You vote you can vote what it's gonna be

[01:52:53] So I think it's a great game. I think it's fantastic. My partner loves it. I love it I love playing with her against here It's a great time. Uh, it's it's a lot of fun, but it's also raising for some people. So like It's great. I took it

[01:53:07] It's free on game pass play my hero academia ultimate shipping and remastered. I fuck that one of those All right at this point Aaron, I want to thank you for coming out to the pod. Thank you so much for having me I really love being here

[01:53:21] Good good good. Well make sure to link your uh, what was it your your kicks? My my Socials, it's a kick.com slash its wild fox. That's it's with a z

[01:53:34] Same thing for twitch. It'll be in the description below. All right, Dave. What are we playing next week? I don't know chess Aaron's typing something Give you guys stuff Oh, it's his his socials. Yes. Yes. Yes

[01:53:55] You know, most people don't apply usually I just have to look up their link trees or stuff like that afterwards I know I feel like I should get that stuff but like you guys can also follow me on twitter

[01:54:03] Twitter is probably my bigger following, but it's uh, definitely link as people left Wild fox with a bunch of opus and x's. I'm sorry Nate, what did you say we were playing xo xo chest 2

[01:54:14] He's got more followers on twitter on x twitter or whatever than us we keep covering around 900 I'm If I do break a thousand I had said that I'm probably gonna like do a giveaway of giving like a game back

[01:54:26] I know spider-man 2 is coming out. So if you guys listening If you want to give me a follow on twitter, I will be doing like a just general giveaway of one copy of marvel spider-man 2

[01:54:37] For good as well. That's nicer than what we did. We're we're we're we're giving feet picks for A copy of texas chainsaw massacre The copy I didn't redeem Yeah I don't I love that game But then once I took away the cross play between xbox and pc

[01:54:57] I stopped playing it because I used to play on my pc game pass with my friends and then I couldn't Oh, that sucks. Yeah, they said you know for cheating and so and so but like I never encountered cheating

[01:55:08] I had no idea that game was so easy. Why are you cheating in it? Like they're like, oh you can see people in bushes I was like you could because I couldn't see shit like if people's hiring a bush

[01:55:18] I couldn't see anything. Maybe couples were cheating on each other and that was the whole thing Oh, they were doing their role play and they're scary game Yeah, that's a different story

[01:55:27] But no, like it was all right once that was removed. I know I might it might get put back But it's I'm already past it like my day htm. I'm done a pass it All right, let's end it here Thanks for joining us this week. Oh partners

[01:55:41] Maybe the next time we can all die to gas and some ancient ruins together or freeze to death And some water. Yeah, there's water that you freeze to death. You can say bye to you Bye