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[00:00:00] Warning, the following episode of Crash To The Desktop may have poor audio recording quality because BPM++ decided to use a headset mic which made him feel like an NFL coach. The network and CDD apologizes for your inconvenience. I've been using a different mic for this session just because it has a headset mic. I'm hands-free.

[00:00:22] That's great. No, because I hate the fact that I have to sit because I'm at I'm at fucking my wife's goddamn desk and it's it's official price as that my wife is small. My knees are over the goddamn thing. I'm as small as fucking here. She spends comfortably. It looks like like she's in like that little Chris Price car. The red and yellow. Small as fuck. I don't understand.

[00:00:47] Bro, that picture price car has always reminded me of that Richard Scary Busytown Apple car that that little word dropped. It's time to watch the show. Yo, the people have spoken and they demanded a whole season so you already know what it is. We back with Crash To The Desktop episode 2. Big ups to me, BPM++ aka the Hood Tim Rogers aka Yuji Naka Sleep Paralysis Demon.

[00:01:14] And shout outs to my big brother. We got Miles Malcolm X Avenue in the building aka Young Kodeo Kojima. We gonna do what to do, baby. Yo, you already know what we need. Go ahead and click subscribe, give us all them damn review stars and join the discord before the network shut us down because we've been wilding in it. But for now, go ahead and lock in because you about to enter into the amazing world of fun and fantasy intrigue as we cover some of the dumbest video game topics including Sony announcing it's robin season on all your discs. What the fuck does GameStop even sell anymore? Downloading GTA 6 in a week? Gaming while your baby mama in labor?

[00:01:42] Making your girlfriend sign a GTA 6 contract? Hey yo, but what the game finna be? Game time is customer service crash out. So shut up, sit down. You got 20 minutes, maybe even 30. Cuz it's crashing the desktop, episode 2. Ayo, you already know what time it is. It's news time. Tell them to bring in my old news beeping noise like... Sid Schumann, senior director of content communications at Sony, dropped a bombshell on PlayStation owners announcing that all physical discs would cease production in January 2028.

[00:02:08] Informing players through the PlayStation blog, following this new date, new games will be available on PlayStation Store and at retailers in digital formats only. This transition has no impact on games that have already released or will be releasing prior to the January 2028 disc format. With gaming falling deeper into the shambles of greed this year, the question still stands. The fuck else can they take from us, Miles? Gamers, that's the one thing they had left. They don't have anything to hold. They don't have an e-girl to hold, they ain't got nothing to hold. So you gonna take that away?

[00:02:37] Fuck around and find out. That's the last thing GameStop had for facts. Like, now, what the fuck? GameStop go do? Just sell Bucko Pop? Yo, GameStop in the back like, hey, yo! GameStop's begging on the glass being like... That's it. That's a wrap. That's... It's done for GameStop. Which, I don't know how GameStop's still hanging out. They're hanging out like herpes in the country. I don't know how that works. GameStop deserves this. They need this, bro. How else are you going to sell 50 copies of 2K24? They need this, bro.

[00:03:05] GameStop is gonna be a video game history store. You only come in just to look at the games. No more buying the game. You go into GameStop, you're like, I came here to buy a Wii U game. And they're like, ooh, that's illegal. Get the fuck out of here. They just hit one of those, like, police buzzer buttons underneath the desk. The phone rings. It's just Miyamoto. Do you remember last time you went to a GameStop? Ooh. Hmm. Last time I went to a GameStop? Okay, yeah. 2021, I walked into a GameStop because I thought somebody who was in the store I knew. And then I went in. I was like, that's not even a person. I'm out of here.

[00:03:35] I went in there 2023. 23? I walk in there. And I was like, hey, man, I'm just here to buy Witcher 2. There was, I don't know what was going on. There was, like, video game baddies for some reason with, like, they were doing selfies and stuff. I was like, are they on a tour? They had a lanyard. They were misdressed. They kind of smelled like pee. You are not painting a nice picture for GameStop right now. I'll let you know that, but go on. How does GameStop save itself? Here's the plan. You turn into a gaming cafe. You serve the energy sodas, whatever shit.

[00:04:05] Get Mountain Dew, whatever. Have tables up front. You put the games in the back where you can buy the physicals left that you wouldn't buy. And then they just, they have a nice place for people to hang out. The problem is GameStop does not have the space to even be a spot where you can go and play games, right? That's all. Well, they're going to have the space now whenever the video game is going to have this. Yeah, what else can you sell at GameStop now, bro? That's what I'm saying. You can't, you're done. I guess GameStop got to kind of just be, like, energy drinks and plushies. GameStop should go server. I think switching to energy drinks and plushies might be the hardest move.

[00:04:35] Can you imagine just the energy drink plushie store? Even in a gift shop? You know when you put it like that. Okay, all right, never mind. Bad idea. It's a gift shop. You're never going to make it. Shorts, I need 25% equity in an energy drink and plushie store. It's like that episode of Always Sunny. Let's open up a leather shop in Arizona. It's a shame, man. I really, I mean, like, listen, as a previous PlayStation owner, am I hurting about this? No. A little bit. You're hurting? You're hurting. You're hurting. I said a little bit.

[00:05:05] Listen, I think- The master race PC player is hurting. I think about people who are going to buy a game, right? My cousins, my cousins going to GameStop. That's their game store. I just like how you keep on saying, like, that's their game store. That's what they do to buy a game. That's why they just don't buy a game. They just don't do, like, they just don't wake up in the middle of the night and just buy a game on Steam. It's like that SpongeBob meme. It's like, oh, yeah, who wakes up at 3am and warn you to buy Shadow of the Colossus on PS4? It's my cousins, bro. Oh, my God. That's a sad life, but you know. And they own it.

[00:05:34] And they own it. That's what they have. They have the masters. They have the masters. They want to be able to put the disc in. And when PlayStation says, hold on, gang, you got to update this for 40 hours. They say, OK, OK, I'm here. I'm here for that, bro. And if I was PlayStation, I'd be like, figure it out. That's basically what they're saying right now. They say, hey, yo, 2028. Figure it out. We don't know what you're going to do about it. We got to figure that shit out. This is actually past due. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Is it past due? This is way past due. Oh, this don't cost that much to make. That's the other thing about it. It doesn't matter.

[00:06:05] It's money. I think personally, it's that they don't want you to have a disc where you can be like, yo, here's my homie's disc. Here's my homie's friend. It's like you think about it, right? If you look at GTA, you go to any GameStop and I guarantee you and say, can I get a copy of GTA for five dollars? They say they throw that shit at you. Be like, get the fuck out of here, bro. We try to give these shits away. But when GTA 6 come out, they let you know straight away. It's not your game. It's our game. You're allowed to borrow it.

[00:06:32] And if you try to sell it, you got to sell your whole PlayStation account. We're not giving you a disc to even try this shit no more. And I mean, that's what PlayStation let you know straight from the rip. You're not allowed to play our games your way no more. It's just like this is what is really annoying. If I had a PlayStation with a disc drive, you fuck me. Yeah, of course. Right. You fuck me. You fuck me. You think about people who get in GTA 6 and live out in like the rural. They not download GTA 6 in a day. It's going to take a couple. It's going to take at least a couple of hours to get that shit up.

[00:07:02] It's getting calls from like whatever your internet provider is. It's like, what are you doing over there? Like, what are you pulling? You're pulling all the data out of like your neighborhood. Just trying to download Grand Theft Auto. Are you downloading all of Roseanne? That's not me to stop. It's my mom. It's the equivalent of like somebody pick up the phone or doing a download. It's like, yo, I'm trying to download Grand Theft Auto. Get off the phone. I mean, to be honest, as an anti-corporation person, I think the PlayStation is actually making a past new thing. I thought they would have done that a long time ago. One could expect, right?

[00:07:29] We kind of felt like this was going to be the problem. Because Nintendo already felt that way a long time ago, right? I don't know if you've ever seen it, but like last year, people were going to the Nintendo Museum. Nintendo was like, yo, you can't emulate our games. You can't steal our games. Don't copy our games. And then homie went to the Nintendo Museum and was like, hey, yo, Nintendo, why are you emulating your own games in the museum? They were like, yo. That man not even allowed in Japan, no more. I'm pretty sure. Well, I mean, Nintendo owns Japan. It sounds like we both stand with the CD holders. Yes, I stand.

[00:07:59] We both got to stand with the CD holders. Even though we don't do this. Neither one of us. Yo, when's the last time you bought a... Answer that. No Man's Sky. You go. That's the one that broke it. That's the last game I bought. That's what broke me. That's the last game I bought on this. I went to GameStop. And I put the $50 on the table. And I said... One No Man's Sky, please. Then I took it home and the game was broken. And I said, okay. We'll wait it out. Yeah, this is the experience. This is what it means to be a gamer. It's to go into a store. It's the culture. It is the culture. You go into a store.

[00:08:29] You ask for a disc. They give you a disc. And then you say, wow. I could have bought this online. But I own it. All right. Well, that said. GameStop, it's been nice, man. You guys had a big jump in 2022. Yeah, it was nice when you guys were doing the whole stock scam. We miss you, GameStop. Please come back to us. And sorry. RIP Sony. RIP disc. What are you talking about? Sony's going to be fine. What are you talking about? I guess Sony will be fine. Sony's so deep down people's throats. Are you kidding me?

[00:08:57] I think Sony will be fine until the PS6 come out. And then when the PS6 come out, everybody is going to be like, damn. It was never really worth it at all, was it? Speaking of PlayStation, we have both moved away from consoles. We have done our due diligence. And I think that's why we speak from a weird superiority complex. My two opposite sides of the spectrum. You have a PC. I have a Steam Deck. I mean, you agree that you've had a console and then you got the deck and decided to never go back to console. I also have decided to never go back to console after having a PC. What was the deal?

[00:09:27] What kicked you out of consoles forever? It's the tiredness. Because like the crawl to get to it. I'm still trying to crawl to get what you want. It's the tiredness of getting to the device in the first place. Like to an extent, yeah. Like there was something that's crazy about having the opportunity to get the console and then you bringing it home and it felt like a new experience. I think that's what really is missing. Because I remember almost by the grace of God, somebody walked up to me at my job and was like, hey, I know you play video games. I'm trying to get rid of my PS4. Oh, that's the best sentence.

[00:09:57] But I knew because we all know when a man tells you they trying to get rid of their console, something has gone wrong in their life. Something has happened. And there's a woman involved. Maybe. We don't know. Sometimes there's a woman involved. Sometimes there's crime involved. You know? That's true. Maybe you need some money to get back up really quickly. Because those are the two things. They don't give up their consoles. No. They love their consoles. And it's a sad. You have to hide your joy whenever they're saying that. You know? Yeah. Because you know what it is.

[00:10:25] They were able to even form that sentence that has hurt them in some type of way. And so you have to be like, oh, no. Oh, shit. What? What? What's happening? I have a wife. Before we got married, I brought over my steam day. And I stayed at her place. And I left it. And she said, are you sure? And the fact that she knew that it means something. She told her friends. They're like, oh, he makes me. Like, like, like, like. Yo. That they love you. Like, especially just mostly just gamers. But I think just collectively as men.

[00:10:54] Like, if they leave a console over at somebody else's house, that means they love you. Or they moving in. There is no in between. That shit. They console everywhere that they are going to be for a certain amount of time. But I also think about when men take their PlayStations to the hospital where they wife delivering a baby. To deliver a baby? So many of those videos of, like, nurses being like, here's some things that give me the it. And it's always the number one being like, men who bring their fucking gay consoles. Delivery.

[00:11:21] So do you walk in with a console in your hands? Or do you have a backpack? You have to have a backpack. You have to have a backpack. You gotta sneak in. It's like, you got a baby bag, but it's really PS5. You forgot the diapers and everything. You forgot. You forgot everything that comes in the bag. You put the bag down and the nurse is checking through everything. And she's like, controller, HDMI, cable, PlayStation. And it's like, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. Wrong bag. Wrong bag. My bad, my bad. Do you have some diapers in the bag? So you just tell me, I'm like, hey, yo, where the outlet at?

[00:11:49] Like, you just said, oh, the best part about it is every single hospital TV is mounted. So you have to reach up. You can be slick if it was down on the ground. You can like, just be like, just walking around. It's like, oh, this is a nice TV. Plug it in. No, you gotta reach up. Bro, you know you and that bitch doing cable management real quick. Being like, because you don't want, you don't want the nurse to come in and trip over your wife in the middle of a game. Throw your whole shit off. It's next to another bed. It's next to another patient's bed. Like, you share the delivery room with another person.

[00:12:17] And just somebody flopped on the curb and be like, hey, yo, you winning yet? Like, no, I'm five games deep. I still haven't won. Just up that bitch playing a marathon, being getting madder and madder each round. Oh my God, yo. I also gotta think, what's the first to do that shit? You know, he had to be a real deadbeat or a real bold ass. What if the wife or baby mom also is a gamer? That's never happening. That's never happening. That's never happening. But you can give me the credibility that I believe the first to do it probably thought that that was going to fly.

[00:12:46] Could you imagine pushing for days in your desire? And I was saying, you just hear it. Like, the sound of a PlayStation. Oh my God. We're gonna take a break. We're gonna be right back. Welcome. And we're back. I just ran across the gaming contract for GTA 6. Have you seen this shit? What? Yeah. Nah, nah, nah.

[00:13:14] But he printed off his own GTA 6 contract agreement. And it's got five rules. Wait, okay. Hold on. This guy might be a genius or he's doing too much. He's doing way too much. Wait, wait, wait. So we're on this from November 19th to November 29th. Ten days. He can play Greta Fado as much as he wants. Rule two. Walking in front of the TV or monitor while a mission, cutscene, heist, or online session.

[00:13:41] First of all, bro, you not get GTA 6 online at launch. Is in progress. Is strictly forbidden. And will result in consequences. What are the consequences? That's what I want. Yeah, wait. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I was with him until the or results in consequences. Consequences talent. Consequences crazy. So let's go back to, let me look at her face. She looks cheapy. She's not happy about it. She's not happy about it. I mean, she got her signature on that shit, which is crazy. Crazy. Bro, when the police come to your crib and they catch you on the domestic violence charge,

[00:14:10] you're not beating the case. You know the police are going to show up and they're going to be like, oh, cut and dry. All right, guys, pack it up. Let's go. Rule three. If I fail a mission, get wasted or get busted in haps and bold. Do not say it is just a game. You can do it later. Haven't you been playing long enough? Okay, hold on. Now I'm back on his side. I am taking away the result of the consequences. I don't endorse the abuse. No, I don't want to hear this shit because it's crazy that it's on written paper.

[00:14:38] And also, bro, you got 10 days to play this. You asking for 10 days? What are you doing? Do you not have anything else to do for 10 days? 10 days out of 10. Hold on. First of all, 10 days out of 365 days of the year. Uh, you know, I let Maverick. That's a vacation. Legitimately, Manz is in a 100 emoji shirt. It's making more sense the more time we read into these rules. We are here at five. If you purchased the game for me or contributed at least 40 euros toward the game,

[00:15:07] you made 40 euros. Wait, hold on. No way. This is, this is euros. Oh my God. That's a European couple. That's a European couple. They, they weren't, they lived like that? What the fuck is this? This looks like West Virginia. What are you talking about? This is insane. Oh my God. You broke the code. Oh my God. I didn't even see it. We might have to skip right now. Whoa. You made eliminate one stipulation from rules two through four. So he still gets in the contract.

[00:15:36] He still gets his 10 days to play the game. Even if she put down money, even if she buys him the copy of Grit and Bottle. The consequences, the consequences is crazy. Baby girl, please, please get help. For my European listeners, do they all, do they all look like this? Like what's going on? I mean, this is a tough situation to live through. I don't feel good about this entire contract. I don't like it at all. But I will give you, I will give you that you crack the code with a 40 euro. Because Manz had me thinking this was straight in the United States. This is Ohio. This is Appalachia activity, bro.

[00:16:04] Like, so you don't agree with any of these things? Oh, it's not. Grit and Bottle 6 is going to be here and it's never going away. What's his name? Devin? Devin, please, sir. Why did you put the consequences in there? If you just took that off, please call in. Um, I need answers. I want to find you and figure it out. Also, we're going to send the police to you. The crazy thing about this is this feels like a little sister sitcom contract. This is drinking Josh. This is drinking Josh. This contract is drinking Josh-ass shit, bro. This is crazy.

[00:16:32] No, bro, man should have been able to write up this contract. First of all, the other side of it is rule number five should also have, you also have rights to play in the game. Yes, right? But you cannot touch on the same. If you put money down, that is your game too. Wait, how much is this game going to be? 80? It's going to be $80. So he's basically saying if you split 50-50. To not bother me. Yo. It's a 50-50 split. You still don't get to bother me. It's crazy. This is like, yo.

[00:17:02] This is a session written up contract. If you go 50-50, you still lose. His face should be on the cover of a GTA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like not one of the main characters, but if they had a compilation of all the characters, he would be like a really small one that's like that. He's like, he fixed the car. He's an extra at Grand Theft Auto 6. He steals Lime Studios, basically. Holy crap. We'll be right back.

[00:17:36] Welcome. And we're back with our executive's least favorite part of the show that we're calling The Cheap Seats. New video games are expensive. That's why this is the part of every episode where we try to find you some games you could be playing that capture the same feeling of the most popular titles of the month. This month's most popular title is Star Fox 64 Remake. Like, are you playing Star Fox? Have you played Star Fox before? Maybe last time I played it when I was like 22. Did you enjoy it? You know, it wasn't bad, but it, you know, it ran its course. Okay. I feel the same way.

[00:18:05] I played Star Fox recently. I thought it was bad. And so, you know, I think the remake needed to happen. And I know Nintendo 64 fans love it. You think it needed to happen? I think the remake needed to happen because... Why don't they just make a new fucking game? We haven't had one in... Because that game is eight minutes long in reality. But you can speedrun the fucking game. Like, that should be whatever it is. But give them... Give the people cake. I think that Nintendo fans love anything that's in 64 and they needed that. So here you go. Nintendo fans like a regurgitated...

[00:18:34] We're not doing that. All right. I'm going to run you through some titles to figure out would you rather buy these titles for their prices or Star Fox 64 Remake for $49.99. Okay, here we go. Your first game is... You've heard of Star Fox, but now you can own Star Wolves Trilogy. That's including Star Wolves 1, Star Wolves 2, and Civil War on GOG for the low, low price of $2.57. Yeah, I'm good. Okay, that's a deal. Star Wolves. That's $2. $2. You're getting three games. RTS Classics.

[00:19:04] I'm not big into RTS, but I know you're big into RTS. And for $3, tax included, you're getting three games. That's not bad. I mean... $3, you don't miss. $3 is a great deal. I don't miss $3. You're not losing $3 on this deal. Let me put it this way. I didn't realize I still had Planet Fitness. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's been a long time. So, like, I didn't miss that. I didn't miss $3. Okay. Their next option is a sealed copy of the educational classic, Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space for the Windows 98. $60. First of all, this is a piece of history.

[00:19:34] Yes. I don't know if you took a look at the game, but it's pretty interesting. It's got Buzz Aldrin on the cover. It's basically an engineering game where you, as a, I guess, a semi-year-old are involved for the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. I'm into it. Okay. Hey. First of all, Interplay. Interplay. No, actually. Oh, God. They put out hitters. They put out Earth Engine. Classic. Fallout series. Classic. Fallout series. The old one. They put Mario Teaches Typing. Come on. Come on.

[00:20:04] There you go. Come on. And then, and then, for bonus, they also did Potter's game. Fucking classic. Come on. Come on. Come on. Tell me where I should send the money to them. Not to the person I'm... Whoever has the thing. No, I'm not giving it to you. I'm giving it to Interplay. Big up to Interplay. We love you forever. All right. Love you. Your third game. A loose disc of SingStar Pop Volume 2 featuring all the hits that you can't get enough of, like Rihanna's Umbrella, the phrase How to Save a Life, and everybody's

[00:20:32] hood favorite, Hey There Delilah. For $3.74. All right. So, like, first of all, I want everybody to look. Go ahead and Google what SingStar Pop is Volume 2. And tell me who's on the title. Only thing. If it's in the show, though. I know. Yes. But if you're just listening, tell me who's on the title. Just tell me. Right into the show. No wrong answers. It's... No, it's not...

[00:21:00] But we want to see if you can guess it as well. Oh, my God. Am I going to get it for $3.30? Yes. That's your question. Yes. Are you? Can I get a poster of it instead? No. And you don't get a poster. You don't get mics with it. But it is $3.74. And it's just a loose disc. Then I... Oh. Fucks me up. I want the poster. We will. We will. PlayStation says no more physical discs. So you better get them now. But no. I'm going to have to decline. Oh. I'm not... No deal. No deal.

[00:21:30] I can't tell the story about the person that's not on the thing. This is true. All right. I'm coming at you with a bargain alert. For your fourth game, you're getting Space Channel 5 Part 2. The Japanese import, which includes Michael Jackson as a character. You've got to save space, Michael. On the Sega Dreamcast for $99. That look like Tifa. Ha! Ha! Ha! That look like Tifa. That look like Tifa. I'm going to take it. You won't take it. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. That's a deal. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. Woo! All right.

[00:21:59] Your fifth option. Connect Star Wars with the Xbox 360 Connect included for $25 off of eBay. Now, remember, Connect Star Wars not only had the famous lightsaber fight where you fight with your hands, but it has Dance Central's remixes of Star Wars songs. Didn't... Hold on. I got to... Hold on. Just put typing sounds for this. What's the song called again? I mean, what's the game called again? Um... It is. Connect Star Wars.

[00:22:29] Connect Star Wars. Because I think... Is it Jason Derulo? Um... He came up with a song in it. Uh... Hold on. I'm Han Solo. You're all hype! It is Jason Derulo! I'm taking that game! It's Jason Derulo! I'm taking the game! It is Jason Derulo! I'm Han Solo! A Star Wars version of writing solo to I'm Han Solo for $25! It's a deal! I won it! I won it! I won it! Get it! Get it! All right!

[00:22:58] And your final game coming at you straight from eBay. The Starfield Collector's Edition, which includes the cosmetics for Starfield. A downloadable code, not a disc. A sew-on patch, not an iron-on patch. And last but not least, the Constellation Smartwatch that has an 86% of mechanical failure. And it even tells the time. For $325. I'm in it. You're in it! Yeah. I want to play. You're in it! Yeah. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:23:27] Wait, Starfield? No, no, no. Fuck. I would never buy Starfield. I don't even know why I said that. Starfield, hell the fuck now. Tell me right now. Is it a deal or is it a joke? Hell the fuck now. It's not a fucking deal. Why the fuck? I would buy Star Fox three times. In front of Todd. And I would look at him and say, you know you fucked up. Does he have a wife? I'm not threatening. I'm not threatening. I would say, this is what I'm going to say. This is what I'm going to say.

[00:23:55] I would buy three times in front of both of them. And then I'd look at him and say, you know you fucked up, right? You chose the wrong man. That's the end of our segment. Choose better. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. Choose better! Welcome. And we're back with everyone's favorite segment, Game Time. Today's game is Customer Service Crash Out.

[00:24:23] Steam reviews are the poetry of the modern age and the equivalent to McDonald's grease trap scrapings. So here's how we're going to play. Because this week we're recording is still the Steam sale. I'm going to give you the playtime and the associated Steam review. All you got to do is tell me which of these games does that review belong to. You got it? This is the most stressful time of my life. So we also have a little caveat. You won last game, but we're taking a running score between you and I. And so if I win this time, that's my point on the board.

[00:24:52] But if you win, that's two on the boards for you. How do I win? Do I win like all of them or is it just like the best out of five? You got to get three of these correct, okay? Your running score right now is one to zero. I have zero, you have one. Let's see if you can take home the victory. All right, here we go. Father God, please help me. Lord, I just need some money. Okay, here we go. Review one. With 42 hours on record, the review is... I hate anime.

[00:25:18] Is it A, Persona 5, B, Nier Automata, or C, Full Metal School Girl? Uh, Persona 5. Is that your final answer? Um. That's your final answer? Locking it in. Yes. 42 hours on record. Yes. I hate anime. The answer is... Wait, hold on. Poison's full. Ah! Yes, yes, yes. The answer is... It's A, it's Persona 5. That's one. Yeah! Yes. Nice. All right. Oh, I hate this game. God damn it. Fuck!

[00:25:48] Review two. With 81.2 hours on record, the review is... I've developed a crippling gooning and gambling addiction. Abandon all hope. The enter here. Is it... A. Pocket Waifu Desktop Head. B. Yuma Musume Pretty Derby. Or C. Counter-Strike 2. Fuck, I don't know what the other two are. I don't know. And you wouldn't put count... You put counter-Strike there because you thought I would pick it.

[00:26:18] Uh, okay. This pocket waifu is... What the fuck is that? It's Pocket Waifu Desktop Head. Uh, uh, and then use some... I don't even know how to spell that shit. Uh, Yuma... Use... Okay. I'm gonna say B. You're gonna say B. Is this your lock-in? Yes. Final answer. Yes. With 81.2 hours on record, the answer is... Yes. It's B. Yuma Musume Pretty Derby! Let's fucking go! All right. You need one more to lock in.

[00:26:48] That is genuine, by the way. I am scared as shit. Gonna go all the way down the list, but you still gotta get three. All right. Here's review three. With 91 hours on record, the review is... Fuck you, Mom. This game made me buy a book. Is it... A. Alan Wake. B. Doki Doki Literature Club. Or C. Disco Elysium. B. Doki Doki Doki. B is your answer. Locked in.

[00:27:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With 91 hours on record, the answer is... Hey, Alan Wake, you are wrong. Oh, wait! Those box of reads! You are wrong! What? You are two and one for me. Here we go. Fuck. Get fucked, Bozo. All right. Review four. With 900 hours on record, the review is...

[00:27:49] At this point, I have lost four relationships to this game. Is it... A. Hearts of Iron 4. B. Devil May Cry 4. Or C. The Sims 4. I hate this game. Not damn it. It's not The Sims. It's... A. A. I'm gonna go A. That's your final lock-in. Yeah. With 900 plus hours on record, the answer is...

[00:28:20] You devil may cry fucking fuck! Fuckin' shit! Fuckin' shit! Fuck, two to two. Okay, okay, okay. Two to two, let's go. Okay, okay, okay. Viewers at home, please listen. Please hear my prayers. This is the hardest one that's coming. God damn it. Here it comes. For all the marbles, review five. With 11,738 hours on record, the review is... Seems pretty good, though I think I may need more time to make a decision.

[00:28:50] Is it... A. Fallout New Vegas. B. The murder of Sonic the Hedgehog. Or C. Final Fantasy XIV. Okay, so if it's anything else but C, we're gonna have a discussion. I'm sorry, this is a bonus. I don't give a shit. Don't ask me twice. C. C is your lock-in. Final Fantasy X1-5-2-3-8-6. I don't fucking know where the fuck yes. Final Fantasy XIV, that's your lock-in. Surprise, yes.

[00:29:19] With 11,738 hours played. Oh my god, please, god. I need a new house. The answer is... C, Final Fantasy XIV. Yeah! You bet you were slick. I thought I was slick. There's no way you can play any of the other games that long. You overstepped. You overstepped. Oh, fuck you. You gotta do better. Do better. Shit, I was so close. Oh, no, you weren't.

[00:29:49] No, no, no. I spotted that a lot. No. I know the Final Fantasy players of online, they do that shit. They do shit. Great, great run, man. Congratulations. You're 2-0. You're 2-0. That's 2 on the board for you. It was 0 for me. Hey, B, we won! I will win. I promise I will win one of these games. No, you won't. I would do this all the time. You won't get me. I know what the people want. We'll play this game some other time, but this game goes back into the vault and we'll recycle in a couple of episodes.

[00:30:20] God, that's gonna do it all for the pod. I want to thank you all for listening. Also, big ups to my man, Miles Malcolm X Morales, aka Young Hideo Kojima. Yeah. Subscribe and review us wherever you listen to your podcasts at. And big thanks to our network partner, the Super Pod Network, where you can find this episode and many more on their site. Until next time. Peace. Goodbye. Goodbye.