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Press B 10: The good, the bad, and the fugly?
Press B To Cancel - Video VersionsFebruary 27, 202500:56:03

Press B 10: The good, the bad, and the fugly?

WulffWulffCo-Host
JakeJakeCo-Host
SinistarSinistarCo-Host
ChardChardCo-Host
GPGPCo-Host
Remember that one game that despite how terrible it looked was one of your all time favs? How bout those games as beautiful as can be, yet somehow flaming trash heaps in gameplay. This episode we give our personal picks for best of the worst, and the worst of the best.







Episode Transcription:

The below is a machine based transcription of this episode. Sorta like Skynet if it was 2 years old, and wanted a cookie. Take it with a grain of salt.



Jake 0:01

Episode 10 the good, the bad, and the ugly Today on



Wulff 0:07

peski



GP 0:28

Hello and welcome everyone to press B to cancel. My name is Guy friend. And with me today we have our usual days of rapscallions to my left is where we'll say hello werewolf. Hello werewolf



GP 0:44

apt



GP 0:47

also with me today sick Jake



Jake 0:49

here buddy glad to be here



GP 0:52

and of course, Polish 109



Palsh 0:56

Whatever happened to polish runaway nevermind



Wulff 1:00

Yeah, we had to let him go.



Palsh 1:03

Yeah, a



GP 1:05

lot of turnover in the police departments, there can be only one. There can be only at pulse post is the equivalent title to Highlander if you're Canadian.



Jake 1:16

Alright, so that's a worldwide sensation. I'm sorry, everybody in every country loves Highlander.



GP 1:22

That's true. That's true. Okay. Alright, so today, we're going to be discussing kind of a variety. It's a little bit of a different show tonight. Typically, we just take one game or one series, and we discuss our experiences, our likes or dislikes. Tonight, we're going a little bit different. The title of the episode tentatively was called the good, the bad and the ugly. If you don't know what fugly means, have one of your ugly friends explain it to you. So essentially, the idea of this episode is that we can all acknowledge the great Games, they look good, they play good, the sound is great. And we can all acknowledge the crap games, they look horrible. They sound horrible. There are no redeeming qualities. So tonight we're discussing the ones the games in between games that either look gorgeous, but are otherwise devoid of anything meaningful. We will call those Travolta's or the ugly games that have a lot of heart. We're going to call those quasi motos. Okay, so those are the two categories today. I'm going to start us off and then we'll discuss and you know, go around the table as we always do, but we're going to start off with the ugly but great or quasi modo category. And I tell you what, guys, let's just go through different video game systems. We'll start with the eight minute video games. For me it's any s, which is going to be Bionic Commando. Okay, so I love this game. I played it on stream recently, and I'm always reminded about how much I love it but truly Fully the color palette is obnoxious. There's not the greatest animations between your character or the bad guys that you're trying to kill. And it's repetitive as hell. So that's kind of the idea here. Let's talk about Bionic Commando. And if you guys agree, let me know if you disagree. Let's have that conversation. werewolf. What do you think?



Wulff 3:20

You know, I've actually not played a lot of Bionic Commando. I think the last time I played it was, gosh, I was seven years old. So almost 30 years ago. Good grief. So I can't say much to it. But I can say that from what I've seen people play on Twitter recently. It's not a pretty game. But I do see a lot of people playing it on Twitter recently. So that must be some somewhat test some testament to its quality.



GP 3:51

Sure, yeah. Okay, so it's a popular enough game. It's not always the best to look. So if you're going to watch Bionic Commando



Unknown Speaker 4:00

A beer to first



GP 4:02

beer or do you first got



Jake 4:04

Yep. enhancer



GP 4:07

Okay, sick Jake. Paul What do you guys think about Bionic Commando?



Palsh 4:12

We go I'm sick regoing sick Paul shirt Jake 109 Who's going first?



Unknown Speaker 4:18

we merge together we are one



GP 4:21

yeah give us that sexy fusion voice yeah



Wulff 4:23

that trunks fusion voice



GP 4:31

Alright, so I guess we'll go with Jake first.



Jake 4:34

What do you think about Bionic Commando supplying commando? I played this quite a bit as a kid. I'm just trying to struggle how much variety was there in the enemy's



GP 4:45

will as far as the enemy sprite goes? All of your entry level guys are pretty much the same. They were maybe one or two like older throwers or you know rocket launcher guys, but otherwise Yeah, all the same.



Jake 4:56

Yeah, like none of them stand out to me. In hindsight when I kind of Going back to that game, I don't remember anything notable graphic wise, I remember that. I remember the back color palette like you mentioned, for sure. It's poor choice. They're all they really remember but graphics is the main character. As a kid, I thought he's got a doc rip off with that weird mech...