EP 64 - ANTI-GAME OF THE YEAR 2023 (Ft. Dave, Aaron, Sam, Bill, Chris, and Nave)

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[00:01:42] from Tales from the Backlog. What's up? going to fight to the death to argue about which one should be the winner. Simple enough. So let us get right intoips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips. Dips.

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[00:04:28] Dips. online big surprise there. F in the chat. Dave. My guilty pleasure word because all the rest of the games I play are normal with no problems whatsoever. My guilty pleasure is the amount of time I've spent playing this mobile game called coffee golf. I don't know

[00:05:40] what this thing Chris. I got questions about coffee golf, but we can get into that. So that's the month that I bit coin mining operation that's renamed.

[00:08:20] Cool.

[00:08:21] So my laptop has a touch screen on it.

[00:08:27] So I'll go like double thumb the guilty pleasure word though because cookie clicker seems like a real guilty ass guilty pleasure game. Yeah.

[00:09:40] I definitely lose a lot of respect from my peers, from my family, how much hours I have

[00:09:46] to be a cookie clicker. you're talking about here yet do you play coffee golf he's playing it never heard of it play I think you're just scared to uh to let me know you play because you're afraid you'll lose in the leaderboard oh do once we get deeper into this and I start telling you about some of the games that I've been playing coffee golf will be nothing is that like his his his games title you know golf

[00:11:05] that makes sense but coffee abstract you have to think right to it's too much It's a chime. This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a mayo jar You will unveil its story and maybe you will learn from it And then there's like a nuke with a gold chain and a hat on and then there's like a piece of cheese on the on the mayo jar Very compelling stuff. Yeah The mayo jar is the patron saint of the Midwest so

[00:13:25] bitch. Please tell me the bird bitches. I love the famous McDonald's character bird bit. Yes. There's there's legit one that turns it into persona five, which is pretty

[00:13:30] clear. Oh, I don't want anybody to die from that. Oh, there's you can like just make it

[00:13:35] so it's a regular VN for no reason. There's one where it like gets rid of the death and

[00:13:39] murder but instead makes everything psychological as fuck. There's all sorts of them. There's

[00:13:44] some that just compartment. Ooh actually sounds kind of cool though. That one's pretty good. But can it run doom? I don't know. Doom guy just hangs himself. So now okay. Oh, unfortunately, it doesn't really sound like that would be like a guilty pleasure though

[00:15:07] because like that actually sounds really cool. Just walking, I had that. I'm stopping on everything. Yeah. I'm just like, you're supposed to survive. Like you do survive on Easy Mode. You thrive. You're like building a fucking city in there, dude. You're like, oh my. I'm gonna set you one C with Robell says or something. Honestly, I kind of like games where like they're completely like acknowledging that Easy Mode is just for fun.

[00:16:21] Cause like one of my favorites is like persona for golden.

[00:16:24] Like the Easy Mode is literally like,

[00:16:25] this is for players who just want to enjoy the story

[00:16:27] and none of that challenge. and I start killing people for no reason. Oh, fucking God. What's so easy? What are you saying? Is you like Katamari Damasi? Jesus Christ. I like being a terror. I like being an eldritch god. I am a terrorist. I am here to fuck up your village. First Thanksgiving all over again. I swear to you, Mr. President, I will kill every man, woman, and child, and so I friend

[00:17:41] your daughter.

[00:17:43] That's literally like me when I play a friend.

[00:17:45] And then Leon just goes to see the death animations that put you on the same list as Bill. I mean, you're almost there. Coming in here being like, I want to be the murderer. I want to fuck people up.

[00:19:01] Like that's that's my job.

[00:19:03] Never mind them.

[00:19:04] And I want to do it in games that are not grand theft auto.

[00:19:06] So that's fair.

[00:20:04] Fuck what was the other one I was playing? Oh monster train. We'll get that here in a little bit

[00:20:10] There's there's too many good ones to list right now. Oh dicey dungeons dicey dungeon. That's another one inscription I heard dicey. Oh inscription is fucking crazy. Yeah, I'm not even I'm not even into that kind of game

[00:20:16] But I could not put inscription down it was insane. Did you see the trailer for Pony Island to?

[00:21:26] or Baldur's Gate or like, hey, I really liked Overwatch or something, but not all Aaron. Aaron is over here like, I paid 20 bucks for Wild Frost and I can't put it the fuck

[00:21:32] down or like, I own dicey dungeons on fucking four platforms and I can't put it down.

[00:21:38] It's a badger Baldur's Gate, but without any of the animations, it's all in your head.

[00:21:44] You imagine it. the is the loser. Yeah, you can simulate this just have like a jack and regular cards. Yeah. Now imagine all that, but with like goblins. Yeah. If you could extreme and unrequited sadness when you lose after an hour. So what made Right. I love it. This is basically intervention. Name. I'm glad I'm here. But we got one, well, too, technically, I guess mine.

[00:24:20] Sam, pick across.

[00:24:21] I don't know, just, you know, coloring boxes.

[00:24:24] You know, there's been a couple times, Jerry,

[00:24:26] like, hey, Sam, we should if you had a said that you ignored your girlfriend for five days for picaras, I would have been like, all right, you should feel guilty about that. But that was a, that was a, that was just a puzzle. It was a jigsaw puzzle. Yeah. Puzzle, but I do it for pic rush, you know, no guilt.

[00:25:43] Did you also.

[00:25:45] I was, I was like dating around, right? I would feel like I'm I don't know if it's a I think nave wins this actually just because I don't want to explain I don't want to explain why I spend so much time with the photo girls in yakuza Nudity okay from tWench I

[00:27:00] Don't know man. I just I remember like going into like the photo like minigame thing

[00:27:06] And I was just like what the fuck in alley and then getting like just some guy screaming, Hey, it's that guy. And then you just get into a street fight. You get then you blow someone's face with a shotgun. And then they just hold their chest and go, wow, you're really strong and then run away. And it's kind of like anyone. Yeah. Yeah'm not going for myself Okay, that's for me well fuck All right winner of guilty pleasure is yakuza photo girls

[00:29:45] Thank you isn't who submitted it. So for the start, we have fighting in Incubus, well, fully naked in Baldur's Gate 3. This was submitted by Jerry. Aaron submitted, heading a pretty lady in Fire Emblem Fates. The Adrian submitted Cult of the Lamb. Dave submitted Catherine Full Body Transformation scene. Or is

[00:31:03] that no, nevermind, those are two sever ones. The formatting would attract her eyes. Like she would have, oh, what is that? That's cute. That's a cute little game. So I think that's actually, like to me, that's like a pretty high contender because it's literally like, mom I can explain. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. It's his religious mom. Yeah, exactly that. Yeah. So there's these lambs.

[00:32:20] Right.

[00:32:21] So there's bowls of poop, right?

[00:32:22] And they eat it.

[00:32:25] And they love you for it.

[00:32:26] I really, so I girl, adult woman. And- It's to have a new- You have to clear it by. Yeah, and there is, there are a lot of anime like soft core scenes in it. Scenes of them cheating or like laying in bed the morning after and shit like that.

[00:33:40] And there's just a whole lot of stuff

[00:33:42] that I was, I was glad I was playing on Switch,

[00:33:45] handheld mode, you know, not easy to see that screen.

[00:34:42] I feel like that's more understandable than

[00:34:46] Well guys I could tell you right now I would have a really hard time explaining if my mom walked in the room was like hey

[00:34:50] What game were you playing and I was just fighting this fucking demon with my full dong out?

[00:34:56] Oh, yeah full frontal nudity my dude you see got his dukes up like I just

[00:35:02] monster and Catherine

[00:36:03] So has anyone here experienced Galgun before?

[00:36:06] No, I don't know what that is. Someone plays it.

[00:36:07] I was going to I was like, I'll entertain.

[00:36:09] I'm going to entertain everybody, but Gal guns, the one that should win this.

[00:36:13] OK, just to sum it up in the simplest way possible.

[00:36:16] Galgun is a real shooter where a bunch of anime girls, I'm not going to say their ages

[00:36:21] because I honestly don't know and I don't really want to know.

[00:36:24] Oh, and you shoot pheromone arrows at them and they.

[00:37:23] in the cool type in boom and there's a million games the cool kind of book apps do don't forget about that

[00:37:25] you don't even have to try that hard

[00:37:26] i think there's literally a game called hand tie unleashed on switch at this

[00:37:30] point now

[00:37:31] i think there are multiple hand tie games that just have no time to die in the

[00:37:34] name don't ask me i know

[00:37:36] i'm just how do you know the researcher

[00:37:39] uh... no wonder nintendo was pushing so hard and having those like videos of

[00:37:43] bowser bowser jr being like look at this and I'm like, what am I looking at? So apart from Bill, does anybody else know Senran Kagura? I don't know my wish list, but no, it's fucking so expensive. I'll be right back. They explained it. I'll just want to preface. This was my original choice before Chris took it first. So these are ninjas.

[00:39:02] They're Naruto-ish ninjas, ninja girls, they're owned girls. And like you see like their clothes blows up and like you see like their boobs bouncing all over the place like DOA physics super jiggly fucking everywhere. And then they get like wrapped in a ninja suit and then you see their butt do the same thing and then wrapped in ninja clothes. And then as you're fighting enemies, their clothes is breaking off showing you their

[00:40:21] damage.

[00:40:22] I saw that picture.

[00:40:24] Your clothes also breaks off when you take damage. preferably like in their 40s, but that's never gonna happen because we don't gotta go that high Pretty weird stuff to explain. Why are you watching teenage girls get naked? Yeah, that's a contender for sure. I'm on a list

[00:41:44] What was your pick against him mine was conquer like I times a season in Game of Thrones like Before that Spartacus dude, you see a dog in like every episode and there's like 50 episodes, but yeah, we watched awesome. That's you're lucky. All right, so

[00:44:03] and then you just, I mean, you don't like see his, this like Corin's hand petting characters,

[00:44:06] but use your touch screen to like,

[00:44:08] like parts of their body.

[00:44:10] And it's like a little heart shape.

[00:44:11] It's like a little heart, it's like a,

[00:44:12] it's a Pokey Emmy, but with Fire Emblem.

[00:44:14] Aaron, Aaron, is this the Fire Emblem game

[00:44:17] where like your, whatever they like,

[00:44:19] get out of the hot tub and they're all like sweaty

[00:44:21] and you're supposed to blow into the microphone

[00:44:23] to cool them off.

[00:44:24] Yep.

[00:44:25] What?

[00:44:26] Okay.

[00:44:26] When you're on a bus casually, It's like, why are you touching that Pikachu there? It's like, what's up? It's safe up there. I got a question, because I'm not familiar enough with Pokemon, but like, what Pokemon would make like a good like sex toy? Ditto. Ditto. No, no, no. Ditto! No, no, no, no. It can be anything. Google Wigglet. There's a whole Reddit thread about Vaporeon and why, but no.

[00:45:40] I've seen, I mean, I have, I know about what you're saying.

[00:45:44] I haven't.

[00:45:45] What Wigglet?

[00:45:46] Yeah, I've seen it.

[00:45:47] Oh, wait, I mean, I didn't see it. probably. Maybe one of the girls is avoiding another girl sexual advances but you know that's easier to explain. So in Senrin Kagura, you can turn the camera and if you try to turn it lowered like below the skirts the girls literally go. It's like it's like a near. Just trying my hardest

[00:47:04] like just come on you're on the ladder like won the category for mom. I can explain with Gal gun returns. I sent I sent some shenanigans or I won my own category.

[00:48:21] All right.

[00:48:25] The next category is a mouthful. Let me tell you.

[00:49:27] Mary nominated cyberpunk 2077 1.0 nominated by Aaron we have Sonic the Hedgehog for Adrian nominated I'm on observation duty Dave nominated South Park for the Nintendo 64 new Pokemon

[00:49:34] snap has been nominated by Chris bill nominated NASCAR 21 ignition. man what the fuck I got done dirty on this like 1.0 was fucking dog trash and now 2.0 is out in this like oh this is actually fucking cool so so ironically enough I almost nominated oh what the hell was the game no man's guy for the same logic but then I was like but no man's guy is like a decent game of all time. I believe that now. Some might say it's the only open world game of all time. Some might even say it's a game. I thought every game was an open world game. Big if true. So South Park is my submission for this for the N64.

[00:52:23] If anyone's played it, that game is fucking trash.

[00:52:25] It was trash in 1998.

[00:52:27] The controls are fucked.

[00:53:21] what the yellow snowballs even were. I was like, why are they snowballs turned yellow?

[00:53:23] I don't get it.

[00:53:24] Whatever.

[00:53:25] The sound effect for like when you're about to throw them,

[00:53:27] when they like when you're when you're about to throw them,

[00:53:29] you hear like the zipper go down like,

[00:53:31] yeah, and then you hear like the P it's like like a couple

[00:53:33] seconds of P and then you throw.

[00:53:34] That's just forever stuck in my brain.

[00:53:39] It'll be forever stuck in dad's brain as he's driving down the

[00:53:42] highway.

[00:53:44] He's got a he's got a cigarette in one hand.

[00:53:46] He's just like noose ready to go. Yeah. No, but fuck, compared to like Sonic 1, 2, and 3, and even CD to an extent, Sonic 4 sucks ass. Because for one, it looks fucking disgusting. And then two, it bit place.

[00:55:00] Like, it plays like if you just tossed some fucking fridge

[00:55:04] magnets into a tub full of water, dude.

[00:55:07] It just, it I love scorn. Agonies is what I thought of what I wanted scorn to be, but agony is just bad with a lot of titties and dicks and vagina faces. I don't like it. My dad doesn't like it either.

[00:56:25] And I don't know where he is now.

[00:56:27] Yeah, I don't know where he's at. started playing the fucking game because of all the talking. He walked right back out. And also we play games together. So we're not talking to each other. Right. And also since the game came out, have you heard anything about it? Like it just came out and disappeared. This game was please explain NASCAR. So fucking God. I've wanted a good NASCAR game. We haven't had a good one since like the mid 2000s because no developer knows how to make a racing game anymore. And they were finally making progress with the Heat series. Like they were getting slightly better. Like Heat 5 was actually pretty good. And then this developer comes in exclusively buys the NASCAR license from NASCAR for like

[00:59:03] 10 years.

[00:59:05] And they release one game and it fucking is broken. Actions that I think the only game on this list I have not played I thought he was gonna be like so you've seen golf right you see that guy In the mirror. Yeah, I But like I don't know there was something about this that I'm just like 20 years ago This would look great and Jerry you know you and I are like love retro games But I was just kind of like who the fuck okay this

[01:00:22] Like there was nothing about this especially when you have a you know a strong IP like Lord of the Rings

[01:01:23] same person minus the eyeshadow because you can't have eyeshadow when you're fucking broken homeless I really I really would like the the rug rags

[01:01:28] like just on a compilation

[01:01:34] this is all fucking

[01:01:40] yeah just all my magis and shit

[01:01:44] but then I've notariety of of gone Like the thing is it's not broken. It's just fucking atrocious

[01:03:02] to play. It's just boring. It's just yeah Metal Alchemist where the dude is like crying and he's like, it's a terrible day for rain.

[01:04:20] And then she's like, it's not even raining.

[01:04:22] And then she looks at him crying, she goes,

[01:04:23] oh, yeah, yeah it is. uh bill picked mother three buddy i know nave picked like a dragon guidance so i guess that just wins uh and this and the sam picked tunic and i sam i know man i look i know i've i fucking know did anybody else here play tunic i did i just started it

[01:05:44] tommy didn't tell me all about it oh i got it for christmas last year in a fuck this was here the whole time I could just do this like everything about that book was just like I don't know man I don't know if it's because I played that game fucking high Man just jump around on the moon

[01:08:21] So yeah pretty much I mean it's the last game get that true ending in tunic is uh that's a fucking doozy though That's pretty cool, but it's you. It is incredibly intense. Yeah, and it's not intense in the reason that you think it would be.

[01:09:40] Like I'm not gonna say why,

[01:09:41] but like the reason you would expect to be sad

[01:09:44] during a Yakuza game, it's not that.

[01:09:47] It's something much better. But the ending of like a dragon is on your list. They got me too. They got me a bit too actually. Yeah. Like when I finished that game, I was holding on to my couch as hard as I could. Holding in the tears going like, and my wife walks in and she's like, what the fuck is

[01:11:00] wrong with you?

[01:11:01] And I'm like, it's the game.

[01:11:03] She's like, if you cry over the fucking game, we're getting a divorce because you didn't like a dragon died in I was Immediately the moment I noticed what I was looking at I immediately tears started happening and then Emotions start flying in the cutscene and I was a mess. I had snark come snark coming out of my nose

[01:13:44] They would have shown kitty you crying more like if they would because that I don't know what It was going through when he wrote that game, but my god It's it's a weird I guess like a weird comparison to earthbound where like earthbound was Mostly goofy kind of dark at times with the mother three is just full-blown gut punch of sad

[01:13:48] But in the sad part is it's the something I'm in the mood for right now, and I moved on but then I had to be depressed crockley Yeah, I heard a lot of people be like oh dude that game will fuck your shit up

[01:15:01] Do I do I have permission to spoil it or should I not now?

[01:15:06] Okay, okay. Yeah, I'll keep it

[01:16:04] and he tells the truth about something he did and then they're like, oh, hey, thanks, bud. And then fuck, man, I can't do this without spoiling it. But that's it. It's, it's, it's,

[01:16:10] it's, it's both sad in a sad way, but sad in a happy way at the same time. It's great, man.

[01:16:17] It's great. How many people actually legitimately cried like fucking

[01:17:21] I think Like a dragon guidance should win this because you guys like it sounds like you guys like actually like cry cried like had like an ugly cry

[01:17:29] Because of this game I there's a cutscene right after like I probably didn't see half of it because I was trying

[01:17:37] Like I was just so

[01:17:39] downtrodden not downtrodden, but you know what I mean like there was this hole in my body that I was just trying to

[01:17:45] recompose And like I was ready. I was going to fucking war for the Master Sword moment from tears of the kingdom and Oh, no, sorry Beth was going to war with that. I was going to war for we sing from Alan Wake 2 and Greg hit us with the moment that you

[01:19:04] Sort of spoilers the moment that you become up. Oh, it's crazy the time travel from the multiverse like stuff

[01:20:25] I didn't think they's pretty fucked up. It's pretty fucked up. How spider-man. Yeah kills one of the characters in in Sea of Stars. to I just tried to spoil it and I some some of the Patriots from Metal Gear. Yeah, yeah Just start doing the finger guns

[01:23:07] That that that games the greatest movie I made me play it. It's real good. I feel like it's like fucking fantastic. Mandatory literature. Like it's like you have to be a player. Yeah, at least once. It's just play it for JRPG fans. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Only was there was a cheap way to play it. It's on steam.

[01:24:22] You can on your phone. Is it on people cry. Two people. Two people. Two people. Because two people made the decision. We look at these lists and we're like, well, I'll try to put something that other people didn't write on the list. And me and Nate were like, no, fuck it. This is the one. This is the one.

[01:25:41] Well, and that's the thing.

[01:25:43] I'm not even mad about there being a duplicate entry

[01:25:46] because both of your stories lined up play Yakuza zero through six and then play guide. And then there's too many tech building roguelikes so not to wait. Well, what a coincidence because they have deck building roguelike mini games. And now I know, you know, I haven't played. I haven't played two and three and five. And I feel like with six, I had enough to go into it. Oh, yeah.

[01:27:00] Yeah.

[01:27:00] I haven't played six.

[01:27:01] Is that a problem?

[01:27:03] I love six.

[01:27:04] Yes.

[01:27:04] Kind of.

[01:27:04] Yeah.

[01:27:05] Six kind of. Oh, this guy's the character and this happening this and shit and she got to my apartment and she looks at me And I'm drunk as fuck when I look at her. I'm like if you were pregnant you would tell me right Yakuza brings in the best in all of us

[01:29:42] So the next category is holy shit, it's 11 30. You're like, all right, I'll just do this whatever, whenever the cutscenes are over, I'll save it and turn it off. And then it's 2 AM and you're like, fuck, that was a long cutscene. That was one cutscene. It's not even bad. Is that they they streamlined all the site activities and all of the sub stories and everything. They streamlined into pretty much a checklist and it's a super doable checklist.

[01:31:03] Yeah, it's never been easier to just playing. That sounds like that's a lot. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. That sounds pretty convincing of like just getting sucked into it. And I feel like the thing is you don't notice you're getting sucked in because you think it's like, Oh, I just need to do this so I can get this to continue this. But no, you start getting into layers and once you know that you're like, notice you're like six layers deep and you're like,

[01:31:05] Oh, I came here for like one yeah, because I played by myself. Then I got rise when it came to PC, went because Greg was like, you're fucking buying this game. We're playing it tonight. And I was like, all right. And he basically, because like Monster Hunter could be a little bit intimidating to

[01:32:23] people at first. Yeah. But he he as they're very good boss fights. That was my first monster hunter game too. And I think part of it Jerry, because I kind of got into this too, like I was real

[01:33:40] sicko mode on monster hunter for like three weeks and then I like I put it off and that cave turns into like a multi hour side quest with a bunch of battles and stuff and you're like, okay, well, I, I did all that. I got a bunch of shit. I picked out. I got a bunch of loot. I might as well go sell that loot. And then it just keeps going forever. And then suddenly it's 3 AM. Yeah, I like, I totally know what you're talking about. Like, I feel like if, if you

[01:35:02] argued hard enough and you were like, I think right and I it's sad to cuz Mass Effect is a pretty straightforward game that you can get through pretty quickly But no, I have to explore all these

[01:36:20] Lifeless planets that have legit nothing of value just because I have to know is there anything there and I spend

[01:37:30] It's horrible and the other one on here that I know about is Sam's with fallout because fallout and Bethesda games in general Are just like you know you explore this fucking grocery store or whatever

[01:37:35] Yeah, you use for the grocery store you go out

[01:37:38] They always put like there is always something right in eyes but you don't have to like oh a settlement need your help every single time you go talk to You don't have to be chores Yeah, you know little things like that so I'll follow I spent so much time within just two weeks I think I pretty much bang the game out in a short period of time Who hasn't said BRB in the chat yet? I don't think that's all of us means I haven't oh man

[01:40:02] cardboard box Loshops the upload shops glory hole 69 stuff like that

[01:40:07] So so you start off you pick one of three evil links. There's peppermint slime and sparkle and

[01:40:14] It was not thinking sparkle

[01:40:16] Dude knows be serious. No fuck that you pick peppermint every time baby peppermint's the best so

[01:40:23] To pick your evil link and you go through battles and shit and every time you beat a battle you get money

[01:41:24] shops where you can buy like relics or artifacts, I forget what they're called, but they provide different like passive boosts. Like there's a knife that makes it so your attacks do an extra 10%

[01:41:28] damage based on the enemy's health, all sorts of other. There's way more complicated ones than that,

[01:41:34] but there's so many good ones. Okay, I've still got time. There's also

[01:42:47] what you think. So let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, Aaron. Yes. Have you considered calling in sick to work because of this game? Many times. Many

[01:42:53] fucking times. I mean, don't I'm sure my bosses aren't going to listen to this

[01:42:58] shit. But I mean, sometimes I just ignore work and just play you links.

[01:43:04] It happens. Respect.

[01:44:04] Good work, alright. Hell yeah, good pick Scott good

[01:44:10] He'll be proud. He's really never fucking bunch of bangers on that one category

[01:44:18] Yeah, that was that was good, but I mean vampire survivors like as fucking as I fucking love that game so much dude

[01:47:04] Yeah, well alright well in a last minute Hail Mary we are giving for you you actually I finished a propel like I can't do whiskey and coke dude we agreed whiskey and coke yeah like what the fuck hey let me okay let me let me finish whisk it up we finish this and I'll not long ago and We were talking about how funny it would be if someone's name was actually Richard I found a real guy

[01:48:01] There's, there's all Dix here. There's a fucking sausage fast.

[01:48:04] So Aaron, give us the nominees, please.

[01:48:10] All right.

[01:48:11] The nominees for games that made my constantly hard dick,

[01:48:14] even harder award, Riptick sword.

[01:48:18] From Jerry, Bloodborne, from Aaron,

[01:48:23] Killer Instinct Reboot, because I've only ever played Star Ocean once on Super Nintendo and that was it. Okay, you guys have a pleasure town, Bill. Star Ocean once a good game, but it's not the best in the series. The best game in the series is Star Ocean the second story on PlayStation and they remade it on Switch and it's even better. HD 2D.

[01:49:40] It's on the HD 2D engine.

[01:49:43] Best story in the series.

[01:49:44] It's before the series went 3D and had one of theing shots and like the camera like turns around in the world it's fucking incredible it looks so good and it plays even better I've only heard good things about this thing I don't know much about it but all I all and yeah I'm gonna that's 50 bucks dude I will okay I think it's

[01:51:03] honestly the best HD 2D game yet It was kind of a it was a bummer being like as bare bones as it was it was free to play you had to buy all the characters and ship

[01:52:20] But eventually they they had like the definitive edition or whatever the fuck it's called like a couple of years after that where you could buy like

[01:53:32] Look fucking insane will not insanely realistic, but they look really fucking beautiful for the Xbox one and the music like amps up the further you get into a match like the closer somebody is to death.

[01:53:38] So like toward the end when you're just about to call like ultra combo somebody the music like.

[01:53:48] It's kind of I guess drops like it's silent there for a little bit and then you do your ultra combo builds up to this big fucking crescendo like bam bam bam bam would just have like the arcade mode where you fight seven fights and then bam That's it, but not killer instinct baby. They added a fucking roguelike mode What roguelike mode where you have these little like Artifacts you can equip and cards that do different shit. It's good. It's a fucking deck builder almost guys It is

[01:55:01] Now we're starting to see through everything

[01:56:01] with you on any of that stuff. But Dave has Resident Evil 4 on his.

[01:56:05] I don't care.

[01:56:06] I'm just kidding.

[01:56:08] I do.

[01:56:09] RE4 remake is great.

[01:56:10] Go ahead.

[01:56:12] Yeah, like when I got clarification on what a game that

[01:56:17] made my constantly dick, hard dick, even harder actually is,

[01:56:22] I was like, oh yeah, that's RE4, 100%.

[01:56:25] And I'm not going to that I ever platinumed. Because I don't do that. I don't platinum games. I don't play games to do that. And I fucking did it for that game. I struggled through that goddamn. What was that called again? That fucking the fucking chalice dungeons. Oh, that was dog shit, but I still fucking did it.

[01:57:42] But like that game just was like over and over and over again.

[01:58:46] These on top of like Nintendo not remastering earth or is the fact that we've haven't gotten a Starcraft 3 yet wait, or more it's like the bloodborne or I just I love our TS games and

[01:58:52] Even like I don't get I don't play games often but every time I end up on my PC like I'll go through on Jerry suggested this

[01:58:58] I'll buy that I'll do this I'll install it. I guess I'll play Starcraft and I played Starcraft, you know for the past

[01:59:04] I don't know 20 years at this point. It just

[02:00:01] Oh my God. Have you not? Have you not?

[02:00:01] Cookie cutter?

[02:00:02] Yes. It's dope.

[02:00:04] This fuck.

[02:00:05] Oh my God.

[02:00:05] Isn't that the same thing that

[02:00:06] navel's talking about?

[02:00:07] I had to carry a few like her.

[02:00:09] No, mine's the better game.

[02:00:13] So it's it's a metric.

[02:00:15] Vania. It came out, I think, last week.

[02:00:18] It's 20 bucks on Steam.

[02:00:20] I think it's on PlayStation 5.

[02:00:22] I don't know about Xbox and Switch.

[02:00:25] It is super gory, but it's like robots I went to search cookie cutter and I just got legitimate cookie cutters. And you'd cookie cutter game. So like the story is there was a orb of energy and nothing mess and a super structure appeared around it. Some dude named garbanzos went into it and

[02:01:41] harnessed the power of it. And now he created a race of robots called themselves

[02:02:41] like, I'm not gonna fucking do that. And she just walks off.

[02:02:43] Well, the dude just keeps like writing on the floor

[02:02:45] and pain with his eyeballs, like popping in and out.

[02:02:48] It's fucking crazy.

[02:02:50] And then inside the place where he said,

[02:02:52] you're just killing mutants, nonstop left and right.

[02:02:55] It's so fucking good.

[02:02:58] It just feels so good to play to.

[02:03:00] And the thing that I love the most about it

[02:03:02] is that people are reporting bugs image for the patch notes. Please everyone What do you see? It's not goatee. I swear or anything

[02:04:23] There's entire this is like a fucking Walmart receipt

[02:04:27] How awesome is that oh was going, like the ship looked like it was sinking. But then Rock Band 4 got announced. And they declared from on high that your download content will not cross over between PlayStation and Xbox. So it literally locked me in for Xbox. So instead of going to PlayStation, I stuck my old Microsoft because I have thousands

[02:05:42] of songs in Rock Band.

[02:05:44] I spent all my money in this.

[02:05:46] I'm like a okay, whatever fucking gets me a guitar, the guitars are $400. So it's like, I don't want to spend. I've got three just chilling back there. That's a fucking kidney over there that I had to give up.

[02:07:03] I got one over like in my furnace room over there. You guys swapped it right at the end. Oh, yeah, that's right. All right, never mind, suck it, name. Fuck. Yeah. Well, this is a hard category, harder than all of our dicks when we play these games. But I mean, have you ever played hockey made in with the hard dick?

[02:08:22] It feels great.

[02:08:23] Can't say I's a retirement home. It's not good. So I don't know how to end this one other than this is tough. I think we just get. I was ready to give it to a resident evil four to be honest because like I agree the whole time I was fucking playing that you're

[02:09:42] talking specifically about the remake right? Yeah, going to. Yeah. See, I'm still a little like bitter that they skipped code for on it because that game fucking desperately needs a remake.

[02:11:01] Well, I feel like that's the next one.

[02:11:03] They already said.

[02:11:04] I hope so because it is literally the one't stop laughing at the Steve is suffering part. Do you remember that? When you, like he's inside like, he's like choking the death on like this gas. And when you look in the window,

[02:12:20] it just shows him like banging on the computer

[02:12:22] and it just says Steve is suffering.

[02:12:25] And I was like,. Oh, yeah. So give us the nominees game that made my smooth lizard brain happy super Mario This might be this might be up your alley. Well, but it's at a boomer shooter. What are the graphics looking like? It's very Yeah boomer shooter so That made the studio that made the original power slave is the same

[02:15:01] Company that ported Duke Nukem 3d and quake to the Saturn

[02:16:02] saga greatly support you would be a thank you.

[02:16:04] Wrong podcast.

[02:16:13] So the game does fuck though.

[02:16:16] That that is a good entry.

[02:16:20] Um, I'll say my piece about Mario RPG.

[02:16:22] I don't think it hangs with some of the other ones here.

[02:16:26] It's just it's one of the it's like an art. It's like one of the only RPGs I can think of that youiller for that song. I don't know. I don't know. That's true. You can't look it up. Can you prove it? I'm not looking up. Keep your eyes on the road, listener. Do not cross reference my shit. So, Aaron, you said turn up boy.

[02:17:42] I have also played turn up boy.

[02:17:44] And that was a real fun game, man.

[02:17:47] It's a stupid fun time. It's yet another game where you can just turn your fucking brain off and just waddle on through. Sorry, trip through because you hit the A button to trip. Another game where yeah, you just turn your brain off trip on through the game. They'll pretty much tell you where to go and it's just fun and funny and it's good. I see.

[02:19:00] Corner Wikipedia, a sequel titled, turn a boy, rob the bank is scheduled for a lease.

[02:19:04] Yeah.

[02:19:04] Oh shit.

[02:19:06] No.

[02:19:06] I'm dredge. Yeah. You have dredge. Tell me a little bit about dredge because I don't I know enough about this game to know that a lot of people really like it. But that't like sell me on this. Sign our wild hearts is a rhythm game. It's kind of like, it's almost like WarioWare meets Sailor Moon a little bit.

[02:21:40] And it's incredibly crazy.

[02:21:42] I'm in.

[02:21:43] It's like an endless runner, but you're, if it's any consolation, man, you can still commit tax evasion in real life. You can send me that. We're not taking that away. I don't know.

[02:23:00] Just this fun.

[02:23:01] I mean, I mean.

[02:23:02] And you guys, you guys just have to go and sign our wild hearts, play the split personality Yeah. What kind of music is it like pop music or is it like dance music? Like it's like soft core EDM like just kind of vibing. Yeah. It's all vibe music. Okay. Like, it reminded me of churches. You know that band. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good comparison. But it's like lizard brain stuff like you go through your collecting coins,

[02:24:20] your hop and like endless runner style.

[02:24:22] And then at the end, you queen Latifah is like silver rank.

[02:24:26] And then you move on I don't know. I just don't think about it too hard because the,

[02:25:40] it's like, oh, this is the dead earth.

[02:25:43] Everything's gone.

[02:25:44] Yeah.

[02:25:44] Dead earth.

[02:25:45] Dead earth.

[02:25:46] The reason why it's all buried. Stop playing Pikmin Force so I could play Mario Kart with him or smash brothers with him. And as soon as he would leave my room, my office, I would switch it back to Pikmin. I would just play and play and play. And they're like, Oh, you're not spending any time with us. I'm like, I've been waiting for this goddamn fucking game for 10 years. And you do this to me this fucking weekend.

[02:27:00] They didn't understand.

[02:27:02] So I beat that game the weekend that it came up.

[02:27:05] I'm going to say that kid.

[02:27:07] I wish.

[02:27:08] I wish. wearing down a wall, a group of Pikmin killing an enemy, your dog, which is fucking incredible. It's the best dog in gaming, hauling away a corpse to make more Pikmin. Some Pikmin digging up an onion so you can get a different kind of Pikmin, exploring an area, finding a cave, and then while all of that is being done, you just keep building

[02:28:21] shit and exploring.

[02:28:22] It's just so good.

[02:28:24] And seeing that you start a day at like 3%, at enemies with me. I mean, it's such, such a great game. It's so real quick. Dave, your camera's been lagging for the last little while and you just look like a fucking strong of all time But I won't lie. I haven't loved the series Since like 10 came out like I've just every games between a lot of problems, but it also has a bunch of cool shit that made my lizard brain very happy I had a home. Oh my bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah

[02:32:22] Exactly yeah like yeah that 12 oh my god

[02:33:24] way through I had a smile on my face. I was like, this is, this feels like Final Fantasy and I'm having fun. That's all that mattered to me.

[02:33:27] Yeah. We can, we can nudge Loop Hero out of here because like it's good and it makes

[02:33:34] my lizard brain happy. But like when you die and you have to start a new fucking run and

[02:33:38] you have to fucking trudge through this slow monotonous fucking loop together, all of I is very different. This continual loop of ass sucking and just knocking in the word. Yeah, the ass is in front of your face. It's hard to see the screen. It's hard to do anything. I feel like to move this forward now that we've kind of heard everybody's arguments. I feel like my personal pick.

[02:35:01] Pussy 3D.

[02:35:03] Me, but I've been messing with the I've been messing with the doctors whole time.

[02:36:03] for coming man. Yes, I in our wild hearts. I'll get I got it.

[02:36:05] Yeah, I'll come for Sianora.

[02:36:14] Sianara fuck face. I'm gonna go to I'm I need to go to bed. No, I'm skidding. Let's keep going. So I think Sianara wins it. Yeah.

[02:36:21] I'll consider a pick before I do I was like looking through some games and I saw that and I was like that totally beats out fucking stupid. San Andreas, you fucking idiot Aaron. Hot copy. He's a folder. Adrian, Adrian picked scorn. Dave picked Baldur's go three.

[02:37:42] Chris picked flip switch forbidden sex hacks. And he said dude the end of guidance Yeah, we went look at us being smarter than everyone else that we Will said there we go The process He literally sent me the the meme of the category that we we had the

[02:39:02] So I guess he's crying. Yeah

[02:40:02] pictures before, but this isn't a video. It was a video.

[02:40:03] The animation is that.

[02:40:08] The Chris is just over here playing the game or recording.

[02:40:10] I didn't think I was going to look at so much porn whenever I jumped into this podcast.

[02:40:15] Oh, geez.

[02:40:15] I didn't think it was going to be a porn podcast.

[02:40:17] So I don't think I could put now.

[02:40:19] I don't think I could put this on YouTube.

[02:40:23] I thought I said, I thought Senre and Kage was pretty bad, but I think that

[02:40:26] wins.

[02:40:26] So I.

[02:41:23] and this is like God Christ, goblin sex. It is super horny, it is straight up porn.

[02:41:28] But how much is it?

[02:41:29] $15.

[02:41:31] But the thing is that underneath all of the porn,

[02:41:33] there's a very good metroidvania.

[02:41:36] It could get past the dick shit mushrooms.

[02:41:41] Are all mushrooms dick shaped?

[02:41:42] Is that just the generic shape of mushrooms?

[02:41:45] I was in my room yesterday playing it, because as crazy as that. Scorn number one, Scorn is the fleshiest game on this list. It's for shows. It's like it's really gross. Most orifices per minute in any video game. And the main way you interact with stuff is by shoving your fist into it. So. Yeah. Yeah.

[02:43:03] It's like, hey, man, I got to go use the bathroom and then you have to shove your fist into the hole.

[02:43:05] Yeah.

[02:43:06] You take your four are good to do. There is platforming mechanics that work between you switching between genders for the platforms. So it is

[02:44:24] super competent. It's't want to win the porn award. All right. This is the closest I'll ever get to AVN.

[02:45:42] So.

[02:45:45] Angry video game bird.

[02:45:46] Yes.

[02:45:47] Oh, the dull of us two, Nave with the password game? Scott... What the... What the... What the... What the... What the... What the... Scott with Monopoly... That's a... That's a forfeit, Monopoly plus. What the... And Sam with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. Now...

[02:47:00] First of all, Nave, what the fuck is the...

[02:47:02] Is the password game?

[02:47:04] Does anyone here not...

[02:47:06] Does anyone here knows the password game?

[02:47:07] Yeah, we all lost. Guesser and also tell me what this both the best move in this chest position is all this has to be in your password And everything builds off of each other so insanely that as soon as you put in it's like Put in a leap year. Well now that you put in a leap year your numbers don't equal 25 anymore So you better go fucking fix that shit or pick a new

[02:48:23] It's so hard And it's destroying your password and so you're deleting the fire But you're also deleting part of your password which is screwing up all the other steps that you just went through along the way So now you need to remember it's like you have to remember you put Pepsi in there because that's your sponsor And you need to remember Singapore Nave you one buddy

[02:51:00] You could be fucking just be content I just didn't know what to say. Oh, Aaron quit. Aaron left. He's mad. I mean, hard testing. Conch, conch, I'm back. You. Sorry. Contrainer hard. Put you in the password. Come back.

[02:52:03] Don't know I don't know where this is oh no

[02:52:08] So now that I Aaron I gave you some props. I do agree conjure higher core is like it's fucking hardcore

[02:52:13] But I beat that in a night like beat by a I should have said Ikaruga now that I took a wet hot American piss

[02:52:21] I should have said Ikaruga

[02:52:23] Impossible

[02:53:26] names very own got the noggin jogging here you go right after my stroke so i'm like he's capable to read it

[02:53:31] alright uh... first one from jerry cocoon

[02:53:34] then we got erin monster train

[02:53:36] a drain

[02:53:37] nominated crusader keg's three they've got a lekhead

[02:53:41] criss got star wars jedi survivor bill with each reand odyssey untold

[02:53:46] leave that sexy son of a bitch But you can't survive for more than like 10 seconds without your head. So it's like this constant like throw your head, electrify something, it opens a gate, you run through, but you got to go back and get your head some other way. It's real cool. It is super like elegant as far as like tutorials and like teaching you new puzzle shit as you go.

[02:55:03] It's like kind of portal level like it. How many of you guys have played cocoon? I have not. It is I've been staring at it. It's another game that Tommy has told me all about. Dude, it is fucked like I can't like I can't even do it justice to explain what this game is. It's

[02:57:25] This isn't for you. It's made by half the people that made limbo. That's right. Yes I'm gonna say that and it is it is in my opinion. It's fantastic is Wilford Brimley in it

[02:57:35] I'm not good reference though. You really weird. He's the only NPC. It's real weird

[02:57:41] Honestly, I've played

[02:58:54] Yeah. And there's, yeah, there's different cards. No, there's different like tribes that you can build decks, decks from like there's, I forget like the fiery dudes are all about. I don't remember what the fuck they were like, but there's different play styles. And you can mix and match different tribes together to looking at this list, my brain is going, it's either a leg head or it's Alan Wake to. So, Dave, tell me, why should Alan Wake to win?

[03:00:23] You've already won two. So maybe that's right. But man, time all the time mandatory over time. There is no story. It's 100% strategy. Sick. Oh shit. That reminds me of a what's up now. There's a guy named MC Chris. Oh shit. There's a guy named MC Chris who he does like rap songs and awkward scene hunger force.

[03:03:01] He's like MC boot pants and stuff like that. I don't know if you guys watch awkward scene find like a specific parts for your lightsaber. And you have to solve puzzles, like basically put the ball there, shoot the beam of light this way. And sometimes you look at the puzzle and you're like, okay, I have all of the pieces I need to fix the puzzle. But that's not the way how the game wants you to do it.

[03:04:20] They want you to do it a completely different way.

[03:04:22] That's not obvious at first.

[03:04:24] So you got to kind of think through it.

[03:04:26] And then later on in the game, you have some platforming I'm just waiting patiently. No, I mean, I, like I said, I was thinking about stuff I was playing this year. Um, and you know, if I look at it now, I probably could have done control controls. I think it was great for his, a puzzle, but I don't know. I've always loved the advanced wars games. Um, I do like real time strategies, but I feel like there's a little more, uh, tactic

[03:05:41] and, um, you know, thought going into like to know it's journey Oh hell yeah, we got cat content. Yeah gimmick is you can draw your maps for like each like dungeon and you can get really fucking detailed with these things like the game shouldn't take as long as it does but it does because you spend so much fucking time drawing these maps like all the walls this random rock you found at one point that was interesting you just mark off on the wall

[03:08:20] that chest that and some of the dungeons have puzzles too like there's certain there's

[03:08:24] like certain ones where like there'll be like do like so it's funny actually. I did not like any kind of strategy game before I played the original Advance Wars. Wow. I did not like them. That game still has like the most unfortunate release date ever. They should just release that. It was really great. 9-11? No, it came out September 10th, 2001.

[03:09:41] I was so close.

[03:09:43] I was right there.

[03:09:46] Yeah, but I mean, just imagine.

[03:09:47] You guys give Dave credit there. like little people kill each other. So advanced force for me. All right. So we got. I think everyone voted for advanced force. What do you think advanced wars?

[03:11:03] Sounds like it.

[03:11:06] Oh, yeah. This is the whole point of this. It's ridiculous. It's the stupidest idea I've ever had, but I love it. I'm super glad that you guys decided to come on this stupid journey with me. So here it is, the anti-game of the year. This is like, this is for everything. This is like not just this year. It's fucking everything.

[03:12:20] What's happening?

[03:12:21] What am I missing out on?

[03:12:22] What is happening?

[03:12:25] Did I get frozen up again? Aaron picked Top Gun Gut's in glory Adrian picked five nights at Freddy's four Dave picked Redfall bad game Chris picked Gleam light I don't know about you guys, but I feel like Scott's Yeah, the best part of that was during the entire last ark me and neighbor just fighting over how making it even more cursed every five And it just kept getting worse and worse This is a fun fact about the pie game to colon

[03:15:01] Yummers DX plus featuring funky cons uncle Kevin colon the second coming fucking kill me bad and not like, not like cyberpunk 1.0 or like broken bad. It's only that 30 frames per second on PC. Not on PC. It ran faster on PC, but on like Series X, it was 30 frames per second, but like the,

[03:16:20] it's just a bad game.

[03:16:22] So it was like one of those things where we talked about it on my podcast where people

[03:16:25] are like, well, what if did something to Will, man.

[03:17:41] I don't think it was good sense.

[03:17:42] Yeah, I haven't seen Will since he played it.

[03:17:45] Will play that game like three fucking times.

[03:17:47] That's his fault. And he was running in the room and going where are you and then running out? Like that's my favorite part of the last of us is like when Ellie would run in the middle of a room But the But that said I feel comfortable forfeiting my entry on this one because I feel like stuff like redfall totally fucking trumps this

[03:20:07] pixel the like puke green view of the inside of like a cockpit of a jet and I'll talk this episode. Yeah. And again, it's on Game Boy. So all the sounds are just like boop because of your like

[03:20:15] ultimate or whatever. Like when you're increasing or decreasing your altitudes, you're like the

[03:20:19] most abrasive boop. And when enemies are forget what the fuck happened, but I I I forget if like the audio

[03:21:40] didn't record again or if the video didn't record or something, but I I was

[03:21:44] basically debating on either playing it again's another stage. It's not like one whole

[03:23:02] map. It's like a bunch of different rooms and a bunch of the times when you jump out,

[03:24:02] atrocious Holy shit

[03:24:04] So plumber's don't wear ties. Oh, yeah, I've been waiting for this. Yeah, I think that's gonna be the please please bill

[03:24:11] explain

[03:24:12] All right, so last year I actually acquired a physical copy of this game and I wanted to actually play it like legit on legit hardware

[03:24:23] Plumber's don't wear ties is amazing. It is a full-motion video in quotation marks

[03:25:25] for storytelling. They fuck up a line at one point and leave it in because they think it's funny. This game is the worst thing I've ever played, but it's also the best thing I've ever played

[03:25:32] because it is amazing that it exists at all.

[03:25:36] It's like the real video games.

[03:25:38] Yeah, pretty much.

[03:25:41] You just want to know the more you play it, the more you're like, this exists and it's

[03:25:45] real. Basically the room, but in video game form. You have a score during the game, depending on your choices. And I was, I played this game multiple times because I had to know the score always goes down no matter what you've been. Like you're always gonna get a negative score when you win, when you finish.

[03:27:02] This game is amazing.

[03:27:07] So who do we have left here?

[03:28:20] Oh, Nate. And someone plays some tribal drum beats, like let me soothe myself. I went, so someone brought up reviews randomly, and I was like, oh, I wonder what tails from the borderline reviews to look like on Steam. And it is mostly negative, 23% recommend. And most of those recommendations are like, I got it on a sale for two euros,

[03:28:22] and it's not that bad for that price.

[03:28:25] This is one of the first games I've played,

[03:28:26] and I notoriously waste tons if you said it where you know it comes a point

[03:29:42] We just like I want to play games. I want to play and enjoy

[03:29:47] You know Star Wars battlefront one

[03:30:43] matches and they took out the loot box system and the microtransactions. But that's the thing.

[03:30:44] It's like a couple of.

[03:30:46] Go ahead and said that's it's set the precedent for a lot of other games where we're released

[03:30:52] a half ass game and then you can buy DLC will.

[03:30:56] Yeah, no, but don't don't lend that one sour.

[03:31:02] You won on the Jedi games.

[03:31:04] They are really fucking good.

[03:31:07] Those games are good. I'm perfect. We got that. It's just mother three metric frame for the cassame of gaming that movie Everybody remembers it, but it didn't exist. Yeah I'm convinced I dreamed it at this point. Here's what I'll say about this

[03:32:21] So we can we can wrap this up nice and neat and I think you guys will all agree

[03:32:27] a Game two in honor he can boogatoo yummers DX plus featuring fucking Kong's uncle Kevin the second coming fucking kill me please No, I'll jokes aside. I feel like that top gun game fucking wins it so What are you guys all on this here what Adrian has to say about five nights of ferties?

[03:33:43] Adrian you have the floor. Yeah, hi Adrian here

[03:34:40] and we can all just last. The second most helpful review on New Tales

[03:34:44] in the Borderlands is everyone who worked on this game

[03:34:46] should be deeply ashamed of themselves.

[03:34:48] So you know what the best part is too?

[03:34:53] The manual is a straight up pinup.

[03:34:56] The manual.

[03:34:57] What?

[03:34:58] Just like, why wasn't that in the pornographic category?

[03:35:02] It also gives her measurements.

[03:35:05] You'd like to know.

[03:35:06] No way.

[03:35:07] Yeah, again.

[03:35:07] There it is. But I really appreciate you all you guys are all fucking bangers. This was so much fun It was ridiculous and it was exactly what I was hoping it would be It it might take a second, but like I really want you guys to all plug and promote everything that you're doing Bill will start with you. I don't know if it's in the same order that it's on everybody else's screen that goes Bill Chris Dave

[03:36:22] Nave Aaron and Sam on my much for coming on. Oh, yeah. Anytime. So I'm Chris from the novel, Paul. Got to do it. We're all. I was a broken right. We're all. The novel console podcast is a podcast right that I do with my wife, where she talks books. I talk games, then we both talk food.

[03:37:41] Dave has been in it.

[03:37:42] Aaron has been on it.

[03:37:45] Bill has to be on it soon.

[03:37:47] And Nave at the beginning of the year popular and well-received episodes recently, which was all about how we all got into horror games

[03:39:00] and how you can too.

[03:39:02] So that was a lot of fun.

[03:39:04] And then, so that's Tales from the Backlog.

[03:39:07] I also have another show called a Top Three podcast thing that is funny to us. Just like Dave having his spoiler wall thing, we kind of stole that. But instead of spoiler free discussion of a game, we just bullshit and talk about stupid things. I recommend, we had, I had almost everyone on here on actually, yeah, instead of Jerry and Sam who I just met today. So got a whole bunch of episodes with all

[03:40:21] me just silly people that,

[03:40:23] and this week, I don't know when this is gonna go out,

[03:40:26] but we just did an different random topic. Like Tommy will say, hey, let's talk about our greatest gaming achievements or I'll be like, no, the GameCube or then we just joke around. It's all completely loosey, goosy, freeform, no script at all. We talk about the games we like or the systems we like and we have our dumb fucking ad breaks

[03:41:42] towards the middle where we just make this like a thing next year to like let's round

[03:43:01] everybody up and just make it even more.

[03:43:04] More people, more categories.

[03:43:05] Yeah, more more chaos, more people.

[03:44:02] Everyone's friends to me except name