Episode 134: Guest Kombat - Shepard, I'm Infertile

Welcome to episode 134 of the Gaming Together Podcast!

Hosted by Phil and Nave

We put all of our guests and patreon subs in a tournament battle to the death.

Lemon Cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

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[00:00:00] But then something unexpected happened a giant squid emerged from the sea and attacked the fighters

[00:00:05] It was glooper blooper

[00:00:07] What if the boss is from a super marissa night?

[00:00:09] It escaped from its prison and it was angry and hungry

[00:00:13] It cracked my cohen

[00:00:18] Also don't click and types allowed

[00:00:21] I can't help it

[00:00:24] I can't help it my my fingers are heavy

[00:01:22] or something, children's a Christmas, I don't know. But every day gets progressively harder,

[00:01:25] like achievement challenges,

[00:01:26] and so that's what I'm doing.

[00:01:27] I'm on the 12th day, I'm on the final one.

[00:01:29] And I'm like chaining together achievements

[00:01:32] with the last letter of the first achievement,

[00:01:35] the first love of the next achievement.

[00:01:37] You know how we used to play the song game?

[00:01:38] Like we would name songs just like that?

[00:01:40] Yeah, so that's what I'm doing with achievements,

[00:01:42] and it's a little difficult, but luckily.

[00:01:45] So I've technically been playing like 45 different games And it was interesting because like after that they rewind it and they're like that's that is this mechanic Okay, now you don't have because it it lures you into it. It doesn't like outright explicitly go this kid's gonna die You know what I mean? It seems that way as you're doing it But it's it's interesting and it makes me wonder if they have separate art for every single character not being there because they're at every point in

[00:03:03] Every chapter when you're doing a boss fight you can sacrifice a child in order to instantly win and then I'm like It's 12, I think. Oh my God. Yeah. It's so many. And it's interesting, but like the more characters you get, the less character development they get, right? When you meet them because it's like, of course. Well, I mean, the main thing is that like, people could be dead by this point. So they can't have a big extravagant cutscene with all the characters in it

[00:04:20] because the game or like a concept art

[00:04:23] with all the characters in it.

[00:04:24] I'm like, how do they know that all these characters

[00:04:27] are still here in this concept art? You just don't realize that that's what's going to happen Whenever you extract it. You don't have the guy there. Oh God And you're like no Roberto. No, I miss him. He's my best sniper. I thought he was in the zone Doesn't matter anyway speaking of lots of characters infinite Undiscovery I beat this game. I started and beat it. Holy crap. Look at you. Yeah, I actually really liked this game

[00:06:45] Yeah, and the game is very 360 so like it was just scratching this nostalgia It's that I really really needed scratch

[00:06:48] But the story is not terrific and the the dialogue and the delivery and everything it reminds me of a high school play

[00:06:57] Basically everyone's very dramatic and like silly. Is this actually a Japanese game?

[00:07:04] It's it's published by Square Enix. I don't know if it's developed by them or not

[00:08:07] games are a lot of them. Meanwhile, 360 got like 99 nights and I mean we got lost Odyssey dude. If you go on Twitter, it is still like every time it's like a top five RPGs it lost

[00:08:14] Odyssey is in there and people are I'm constantly seeing there's this guy named the mighty key

[00:08:18] for whatever. He makes like YouTube videos like console war YouTube videos like it just

[00:08:22] skits, you know what I mean? Yeah. So first off, like what kind of person does that? Am I right? I would never, I would never do that. I do it sometimes. Sometimes I just don't want to put a headphone in for the quick walk that I'm about to do.

[00:09:41] So I just, I won't listen to an audio book.

[00:09:43] I just listen to music.

[00:09:44] So I just have a little music playing.

[00:09:45] I'll slip the phone in my pocket. the people the other music playing yeah and it's breaking the law just black yeah the reason why that is the breaking the world excuse me the bird people. I don't know what that means. Okay. Besides that, the game is good. The Japanese is simple.

[00:12:20] It's almost like it's made for children

[00:12:22] and they even use a Furigana on top of the kanji.

[00:12:26] So in case you don't know a kanji, 100% grasp everything she was saying, but I was able to use survival Japanese and find my way, which it feels like, what was the game, No Man's Sky? Where you just understand like one word in a sentence? Yeah. Because that happens a lot. And I'll just be like, Oh, I think I know what she's talking about, but I'm not sure.

[00:13:40] Well, it's pretty cool

[00:13:41] because I've randomly started playing tunic for achievements.

[00:13:45] Oh, that seems so good.

[00:13:46] It's the same thing. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while. He's been doing this for a while.

[00:15:00] He's been doing this for a while.

[00:15:02] He's been doing this for a while.

[00:15:04] He's been doing this for a while.

[00:15:06] He's been doing this for a while. Like, it's a whole thing. Isn't it a cathedral somewhere? Yeah, actually, yes. A lot of the stone was apparently stolen by local builders to use in their projects as a free source of stone work. It's like when you get fired from an office job and you steal the staplers and stuff. Exactly. And you're like, okay, once I break the final chain, there's going to be a whole another like fucking story, right? Cause that's always how these games work. But no, you get to the final chain and the game is like, all right, you're done. You did it. And I'm like, Oh shit. Wow, it's over. It feels so good. Very satisfying. Makes you think of stupid, uh, Majora's Mask.

[00:17:41] Like you play that one all the way through, right?

[00:17:44] No.

[00:17:45] Oh.

[00:17:46] Well, in the end, the moon is falling and you have to summon giants that will come I'm it feels like a man. What does it feel like it feels like almost like a Rick and Morty Japanese style You know what I mean? Like so much shit is happening, and I don't know Man, it's funny Sounds pretty fun like whenever you save you got you go into bathrooms and take a shit And like the save screen is over his like naked part of his body

[00:19:01] It's looking awesome

[00:19:03] It's really good. It's kind of like in a dead rising you save in English, but I was like man Why don't we do that but I do I do that all the time. I'm constantly going gracias. Yeah Yeah, I like have you seen the the oh my god lemon cap thing. Oh my god

[00:20:25] Everyone

[00:21:42] Wish to be Oh Their Japanese they don't understand social the context of this yeah, yeah Japanese throwing out racial slurs and So sad, but they don't know. Like you just just can get hit. Like I know the game will not instant kill you no matter what you will never go from full hearts to zero except with explosives and lightning those will instant kill you. But enemies will not kill you one hit from what I can tell. It'll always take you down to like half a heart.

[00:23:02] But anyways, game's good. With that, nave, did you buy anything this week?

[00:24:02] It's old

[00:24:05] Then that's good, so I won't be spoiled. I won't know what the fuck's going on

[00:24:07] cock I also borrow to take tank

[00:24:11] Because that one tanks tank is also on sale for like $2. I was like, oh this is a $40 value. Oh,

[00:24:17] Nave how often you actually gonna play roll the tanks? I don't know I get the itch sometimes

[00:24:22] It's just the problem is that I have to download it. Yeah install it's some problem

[00:25:25] Undertale or Internet meme or something like that. No, they're in metal. You're talking about the skull guy

[00:25:28] He was called like skull face by the way

[00:25:31] because of course it is the

[00:25:36] Like I just seen a bunch of memes as soon as I beat that part like just randomly

[00:25:42] And I talk about it like the 12-minute car ride where he's trying to convince you. He's not the bad guy

[00:27:00] Snake you've got to understand. I was in That's where I stopped playing last. And so I don't remember how to play the giant robot dinosaur. Dude, yes, it's so cool. But like, so I stopped playing years later a couple of days ago. I fucking start playing it again because of Philip, like making me hyped up about it.

[00:27:02] And I don't know the controls.

[00:27:04] So I'm literally jumping forward. Not intuitive.

[00:27:06] There's a jump on this one. This guy is a main account, by the way. He posts a lot of on rim world and dungeons and dragons. That's pretty much it. He doesn't do I hit maximize view, I see it there. All right, I got this. Would I be the asshole if I told someone what I thought? Okay, strong start. Like with the big really hooks you in. Yeah. As a gamer, all gamer detected as a gamer, my main focus is on playing games, more specifically League of Legends.

[00:29:43] However, I'm currently facing an issue with someone on both my league and discord friends list.

[00:30:45] conversation. Nothing harmful or inappropriate was said. He simply greeted me and wanted some casual conversation. However, the issue arose when Tommy started sending me messages

[00:30:50] every day. As someone who values a loan time and feels drained talking to people in any

[00:30:55] way, I don't appreciate constant messages or notifications. I feel like he may be trying

[00:30:59] to get something from me as he clings to me. I hate to make him feel sad in any way, but my anxiety around him is just getting worse to the point where I dread coming online to game and gaming is the one place I go to escape from the stresses in my life. Okay. Well, also, there were no replies or follow-ups and also barely anybody commented on this.

[00:32:20] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:32:21] No traffic.

[00:32:23] I don't think redditors want to tell a woman

[00:32:24] she's an asshole for one thing.

[00:32:26] I don't think they like doing that.

[00:33:22] And she fucks off for 50 years

[00:33:28] She's like oh yeah, I should go see my friend and see how he's doing and then she comes back to the friends And I'm like this is just me

[00:33:32] Well, do you think let's talk about Tommy then do you think Tommy is going the right method to get a runescape your old friend buying her skins?

[00:33:38] Did discord nitro well when you put it in Runescape terms? Yes, this is how you get a Runescape girlfriend

[00:34:52] the name yes that was his name is Miranda oh my god yeah but but the guy still bought him gifts and I remember I guess it was shadow telling me shadow was

[00:34:57] like getting concerned because he's like at what point are you actually

[00:35:01] dating a guy like really mean but he made it clear that he wasn't he wasn't She was asking me about all kinds of things like how do I get onto this like what do you know what how to use? Facebook like I'm like she's asking me all kinds of crazy shit and turns out this person's cheating on his wife, right? and She found that to play some Halo. You know, I call on, I just need to send one message. I'm like, the match is fucking starting. You're like in the guy trying to type on the stupid X. Dude, yeah. Dude, I got so fat. Like people have been over here on my, like they're like, hey, nave, put in my password.

[00:37:41] And I'm just like, okay.

[00:37:42] And I just do it real fast.

[00:37:43] Like how the fuck are you so fast at that?

[00:37:45] And I'm like, dude, I was at this point It should be even easier to block people just in every community like you can block them on Lee

[00:39:03] Block them on discord discord

[00:39:04] It sucks because she's probably gonna lose the league friend Like any traffic was people saying that this is just common for female gamers and other people have also in this position. That's what they man. No, as soon as the girl as soon as the girl starts speaking up, but it changes the fucking dynamic of the chat. It really does. And like this is something that I've noticed a lot and like when I go and play LFGs,

[00:40:23] like when back when I would play Rainbow Six Siege all of the time,

[00:41:23] some plain Call of Duty mobile for the pod or at least I've been continuing. And I always check. I checked the the chat and there are people like that that are just

[00:41:29] talking about like, I am a girl come join my lobby or whatever. And then there's other

[00:41:32] people that are coming there like looking for girlfriend in the call of the mobile chat

[00:41:36] public chat.

[00:41:37] Legit, everyone just go on to Xbox LFG on Rainbow Six Siege on Fortnite on Halo on anything

[00:41:44] that's big and multiplayer. You're going to infinite wisdom rather than ban the people trying to sell porn to children because Twitch is a 13 plus website. It's an application for children for video games. The Twitch decided now they're going to allow artistic nudity and so instantly porn was phone. He's angry video game nerd's been falling in for a while. So he has just been milking the last of his early internet cloud for a long time because I used to kind of like his stuff. I used to like his stuff, especially growing up. But now it's not, it's not the same. You get tired. Dude, I would get tired of it. I don't

[00:44:22] want to do this anymore. But've been chugging water.

[00:45:47] Did you see that they had people filmed gay sex in the US Senate? Like building? two, I don't know. What are you looking up? Cause I'm about to look something up too. No, I just shared, they called it the Italian incident, but the Italian's in actually place 30 seconds of inappropriate Tifa Lockhart video. Inappropriate, this looks entirely appropriate. God. This looks extremely appropriate. Oh apparently it was there in a Zoom meeting.

[00:47:01] That was the whole thing.

[00:47:03] And apparently now there's a reindeer is it jukies? What's jukies? Jukies, huh? That was like during a tournament There was just one of they had a bunch of random Call of Duty MLG players streams up and one of their streams one of the people streaming was looking at one of the

[00:48:21] 7,000 cam girls like the porno girls who was just walking around in a bathing suit or whatever

[00:49:22] How do you say this in Spanish and it is just the English word? And I'm like, you didn't have a fucking word for this before.

[00:49:25] Why do you guys just say the English word?

[00:49:27] That's so weird.

[00:49:28] When I was watching the Xeno blade stream or whatever,

[00:49:31] like he's at the final part where he's fighting God in space

[00:49:33] and they are literally walking through the solar system.

[00:49:36] And in the background, I was like, oh, it's Jupiter.

[00:49:39] And then he looked at it and he was like, Jupiter, what the fuck is that?

[00:49:43] And then he's like, this is fucking Murasaki.

[00:49:45] And I'm like, what the fuck serving? Would it kind of me lo for if we cobbled together to give to the dear listener at home? Alright, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Well first off we're gonna name off all of our contestants starting with the patrons and then it's I think it's going to be an order of like In chronological order, but some people have been on multiple episodes Some people have been on many episodes and we'll just name all of that out. So Phillip you want to do the patrons Don't forget Nick. Oh my god. Which which which which list just do the sheet one?

[00:52:22] Sheet one. Oh, yeah, I see that now. Okay, you're the one that made multiple sheets. I don't even know how to do that Phillip

[00:53:22] Yep, he was on this episode 86 Streets of Rage, along with Tony from the PlayStation Rumble.

[00:53:24] Next up, we got Aaron from SuperPodsaga,

[00:53:26] our other resident game collector.

[00:53:29] He was just sharing, what came to do by?

[00:53:32] I don't know which one, but he was showing off his collection.

[00:53:33] It was something stupid.

[00:53:34] Although I'm like,

[00:53:35] It was something random went off.

[00:53:37] And I bring it up because I am in fact jealous

[00:53:39] of people that actually collect games.

[00:53:41] Yeah, I wish I kept my games.

[00:53:43] I used to have a lot of them.

[00:53:44] Yeah.

[00:53:45] I used to have so many 360 games that the,

[00:53:47] I would stack them up halfway up my body. She's not in the, she's not even gonna be 24 thumbnails anymore. Nick was on Hades, Kingdom Hearts, listening together. So Nick was the first person to do two- listening together. Oh, I forgot to lie. He snuck in on the Kingdom Hearts 2 one. I forgot about that. So we lied to Aaron about that. What, what fools are we?

[00:55:00] But he was on the eight-man draft and then Wollong,

[00:55:03] glitchbusters, Dragon Ball Legends,

[00:55:05] our open world discussion and Quake 2. up and I started it for my hundred games this year and then I'm like I don't think this is for me. And I put it back down. What's insane is I've got like dozens of hours in it now and I'm still not done with it. Like I there's so many songs. I'm like that I don't think I'm going to play this. It's really cool. What sucks is it's so front loaded because Kingdom Hearts one and two are early and then you have to do 297 300 days and a half and then Dreamtruck distance and melodies of fear

[00:56:26] and stuff. game. Our twin rigor, which I miss most of that one, but it was pretty good. Yeah, your power went out and then I was just scared the whole time because I had to do everything. Oh, no. Uh, we also got our friend JP. Philip wrangled him around for mountain blade banner Lord Hunt showdown gears of word judgment and Warhammer dark time. What a spread. Yeah. Well, not really. Actually, those are definitely his games that I can

[00:57:43] talk about. Those are game. See, please. Well, not gears judgment either, but because he We're going to be we already have a bracket set up And so everyone's already everyone's kind of randomly thrown in there. You're gonna fight to the death and Made the best man win or whatever At the end We're also going to do a battle royale with everybody together and it's gonna be like a quit bullet point thing So it won't be crazy long

[00:59:00] So there you will have something to listen to after your brack after you die in the bracket because most of you are going to die

[00:59:06] And that's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make

[01:00:07] a random video game arena. So the fights will take place in different maps from multiplayer maps or whatever. So Phillip, since I'm going to read this first one, do you want to you should pick

[01:00:12] the place where we're going to find out? All right, let's see. Our people are

[01:00:16] Kilcaffee and Robert from ASAP Weekly. So specifically, let's do something They had been rivaled since the beginning of the tournament and they both wanted to claim the ultimate prize a lifetime supply of being credits The battle was fierce and I love the plug All right The battle was fierce and intense as they each chase each other around the arena trying to ramp lip and blast their opponent Cal cap He was faster and more agile, but Robert was still more resistant. It was resilient

[01:01:43] They exchanged witty insults and taunts over the loudspeakers trying to sack each other out

[01:02:43] and smiled wickedly as she prepared to unleash her final attack. Being it on.

[01:02:44] However, she was calculated!

[01:02:47] Robert had seen the plan, I don't know.

[01:02:51] Robert had seen the plan and reacted quickly.

[01:02:54] He swerved a barrel and he swerved his car and drove towards the ramp following Calcapi's trajectory.

[01:03:00] He reached the barrel before Calcapi did and used his car to shield himself from the blast.

[01:03:04] He also pressed a button on the dashboard activating a hidden blade. Sorry to the defeated Calcappy. Very sad, but deaths need to happen. So, well done. Next up, we have Jared Playalong and Eric and Lockables. Where are you thinking for this one? Because I'm really feeling a Kingdom Hearts zone, maybe like Aagerball or something?

[01:04:20] Actually, I think let's go with something completely unrelated and Inigmatic smirk summoned the very essence of the rift itself, a surge of magical energy

[01:05:41] enveloped Eric, empowering him with an over-I.P. Jared, which one still has a chance? Were there any injuries in Robert's fight? I surmised that he was probably burned by the explosion, so I just typed in for her.

[01:07:02] That's fair.

[01:07:04] Was Jared, I mean, was...

[01:07:06] No, Jared did their weapons and grenades. They exchanged insults and threats, and then opened fire.

[01:08:20] Bullets flew and blood splattered, but neither of them could land the fatal shot.

[01:08:23] They ran out of ammo and resorted to melee combat, using their knives and fists. I'm just gonna say one survived. I'm gonna see if it continues. Oh, no It's telling me about a game called no one survived on the store Okay, well, I'm just gonna redo this I'm just gonna redo this and Just take the last person who sounds who lived who lived

[01:09:42] regenerate Keith one

[01:09:44] Okay, he killed him

[01:09:45] Somehow he survived the grenade good job Keith

[01:10:53] The sun dipped low on the horizon casting an orange glow across the tranquil waters of the fishing pond in the heart of Hyrule.

[01:10:55] The serene atmosphere, however, was about to be shattered by the impeding clash between

[01:11:00] two fierce warriors, Nasty Nate and Hopple.

[01:11:03] Nasty Nate, a notorious mercenary with a grim awful disarmed his opponent, sending the curved blade skittering across the pond service. In a surprising turn of events, Hoppel stood victorious, gasping for breath. He looked down at the defeated Nasty Nate and delivered a one-liner that echoed across

[01:12:20] the tranquil pond.

[01:12:22] Looks like your nastiness couldn't quite keep up. Yeah, okay, I don't know how else to describe that. All right, so Hopple Hopple is moving on to round two on our next fight in the docket. We have Colin Moriarty from Sacred Symbols and Dave from remember 64. Where do we fight this time around? Okay, so My think is maybe my think

[01:13:42] My first thoughts are like when I think of Nintendo 64. I think of Star Fox

[01:14:47] Great. Starry the ninjas. All the dinosaurs playing it. Okay, we're cooking.

[01:14:55] Okay, I knew it was not gonna know where that was. Okay, so... Call it Moriarty and Dave were the last two survivors of a deadly game show that pitted contestants against each other on a planet full of dinosaurs.

[01:15:02] They had been rivals since the beginning, and eyes and charged each other for the final time. Colin aimed his rifle at Dave's chest, but Dave threw his grenade at Colin's feet. The grenade exploded, knocking Colin off balance and sitting him flying towards the edge of the cliff. Dave followed him, hoping to finish him off. But Colin was not done yet. He grabbed Dave's arm and pulled him down with him.

[01:16:20] They both fell towards the lava, screaming his struggling. Dave tried to stab Colin with a sword,

[01:16:24] but Colin stabbed him back with his knife. They both pierced each other's hearts and blooded him. Triangles are squares, but some squares are triangles type deal. What are you over there with the symbiotes and the nazaza? All right Colin still has the laser rifle in plasma great, but Dave is a rocket launcher and a flamethrower now Whoa this changes everything. Yeah, it really does. This isn't insanely the Colin is riding a T-Rex

[01:17:43] Different what Dave blew the T-Rex up with the rocket launcher

[01:18:45] Oh wait, no, I think if the zombies map new town is at night. Oh, okay.

[01:18:46] The moon hung low in the night sky, casting an eerie glow over the deserted nuke town.

[01:18:50] The air was thick with tension as Mr. Kwong, a skilled martial artist.

[01:18:54] Oh, no.

[01:18:55] With a mysterious face off of a insane cracker, notorious and unprecedented fighter known

[01:19:01] for his brutal tactics.

[01:19:02] The two of them circled each other in the desolate streets. Truth emerges, but the battle wasn't over in a last Shepherd insane cracker lunged at mr. Quang a makeshift weapon in hand Reacting with lightning reflex mr. Quang disarmed his foe in a sword motion delivering a devastating finishing move as a life Trained from insane crackers eyes mr. Quang or no as a life train from insane crackers eyes mr. Quang stood

[01:20:20] victorious with a stoic expression he whispers

[01:20:23] Sometimes silence is the loudest scream one is Michael Phillips versus Ryan from carpool gaming. Where are we fighting Phillip? Let's see. How about Rapture and Bioshock maybe or what about what was the island from Super Mario Sunshine called knowing he had I feel like this is one-sided. He's a common setting up the mighty default on this one knowing he had to fight with all his strength. The referee boo the whistle and the fight began Michael flew into the air shooting fireballs at Ryan he dodged them using the water gun

[01:23:00] to spray at Michael. The water cooled down the fireballs turning them into

[01:23:03] harmless steam. Michael was annoyed and, the two fighters exchange blows. It really is. The two fighters exchange blows creating a spectacular display of fire and water. The spectators were amazed at your ladder, the referee watching closely, waited for a decisive move,

[01:24:22] but the battle reached on and neither fighter seemed to defeated the squid and earned his risk-ex infectious The referee read the referee He declared both winners and awarded them both a gold and shines

[01:25:45] Okay, I'm gonna have to ride it again that was a lean agile man long blonde hair and a tattoo on his right arm. He wore a green jacket black pants white sneakers he specialized in karate and parkour and his signature move was a spinning kick that would break bones with ease. I'm not reading all of this other shit. That's fine. Just skip to the end. No way they killed each other. They killed each other.

[01:27:02] Again. They kicked a shine sprite and it exploded and then like five sentences later says there and Tony from PS rumble where they were they fighting give me more stupid specific locations. Uh, dust to from from from CS go counter strike. It's just gonna make them soldiers again though. That'll be alright. Oh my god.

[01:28:20] I hate when they spend so much detail sometimes.

[01:28:23] The desolate landscape of dust to stretch before Kai and Tony like a war torn canvas. He closed the gap between them, delivering a punishing blow that sent Kai sprawling to the ground. Gasping breath for breath, Kai rallied his strength, determined not to succumb to the relentless onslaught. With a quick flick of his wrist, I'm losing it on this one. He revealed a hidden blade. He's got a blade in his wrist. Kitching Tony off guard, the battle took a new dimension as the two warriors engage

[01:29:42] in a dance of blades and bullets. The fighting reached his climax in the heart of dust to

[01:30:45] Flash engulfing the battlefield in smoke in the brie when the dust settled only one figure emerged from the haze

[01:30:48] Kai stood alone amidst the wreckage is

[01:30:51] One line The desolation some fights are worth the sacrifice the lifeless form of Tony lay at his feet

[01:30:58] The brutal finishing move a testament to the harsh reality of battle as Kai surveyed the aftermath a solitary figure in a forsaken arena Chris from, oh no. Chris D from a novel console and Chris from one hour and one decision. That's not good. Okay, so I'm gonna call, so this is gonna get confusing for me. So I'm gonna call Chris D from a novel console. You're just gonna be Chris. And because I don't wanna type a novel console. And then one hour one decision, one H1D will be the other.

[01:32:21] Well, let's-

[01:32:21] No, it's not gonna like hour.

[01:32:23] Better?

[01:32:24] Yeah, just call him Chris Hour or something like that.

[01:32:27] Let's just call him Hour.

[01:32:28] All right. second one where we're fucking Jared is like why couldn't I get this one like we put Jared who doesn't play League in the League place and then we're like hey you remember it he chose League of Legends as game of the game of the year over Halo 3 oh my god you're right he did do that okay palletown from Pokemon it is gonna

[01:33:41] make them fight with Pokemon it if I need to breathe this one

[01:35:02] Affleckle's a fight to the 20-day Pokemon

[01:35:06] Yeah, you goofed. We keep that keep that in your pocket.

[01:37:40] Chris and our were the lake and jumped into the water and swam just fast as they could you know what I'm thinking of like the place where where Gollum was like I don't know why they're here with water because they also have like a lake in a cave when there's treasure in the center of it I was thinking from the Hobbit because I listened to the Hobbit on audiobook and like where they he runs into Gollum in the water area

[01:37:44] yeah and he has a he also has a little lake thing I think where he keeps his precious It's still writing. Oh, no, it's so long. What do you do? You see the limit it reached the limit. Oh, yeah, they cheered and applauded and it didn't finish the sense Oh, okay It's I just wanted to look and make sure that that someone died someone does die It doesn't matter that it didn't fucking finish it Okay, anyway, it is very long though. The miners unstable and it looked about the cave and they had to get out

[01:39:03] They were baited or they were be buried alive

[01:39:04] They would let go they let go an opening and ran towards the stairs. They were almost there but the spider was not done yet and had made one last attempt. It lunged at them. It caught Chris and dragged him down. It wrapped him up in a web and prepared to finish him off. Our saw this felt a surge of emotion. He felt sadness. He felt guilt. He felt friendship and loyalty. He felt love and hate. He felt something

[01:40:24] that he had never felt before and he did not know what to do. He had his one liner and performed a brutal finishing move. He said you are the best thing that ever happened to me and the worst you are my light and my darkness you are my heaven and my hell you are my life and my death you are my Mewtwo and I am your Mew.

[01:42:41] I thought no, because our died.

[01:42:44] I thought I believe you.

[01:42:45] I I I refreshed it already.

[01:42:46] So I can see.

[01:42:48] I believe you.

[01:42:48] All right.

[01:42:51] Next two characters or these aren't characters. These are real people.

[01:42:52] I and while you're doing that, I came up with quite a few

[01:42:54] locations that might be of interest and put them in the chat.

[01:42:58] But we have Bill from gaming and collecting.

[01:43:00] Welcome to the tournament bill and we have intergalactic pine cone,

[01:43:04] which we're going to shorten to just pine cone.

[01:43:07] So a couple locations that I put in a battle to the death. The air was thick with tension as the combatants circled each other, weapons drawn and their eyes locked in a deadly gaze. Bill, a seasoned warrior with years of experience in the world of old-school RuneScape, brandished a razor-sharp dragon long-slurred. His armor cl blade cleaved through Pinecone's armor, sending Pinecone scattering in all directions. However, the battle was far from over. Pinecone now exposed and vulnerable, retaliated with a final desperate spell, a surge of energy enveloped the area, a massive tree grew rapidly from the ground, attempting to crush Bill in its mighty branches.

[01:45:42] But with swift reflexes, Bill rolled out of harm's way

[01:45:45] instead before the battered Pinecone.

[01:45:47] As the dust settled, Jordan from Complete Xbox and Joseph, Mr. Badbit from the trophy room. Mr. Badbit is what's going to be put into the chat. But what arena refiding in Phillip? Where is our location? How is the Camarucho? You know, spell that? You're gonna stole it from me. He then twisted the dagger piercing Mr. Badminton's heart. Badminton's eyes wide and then closed. They felt he fell to the ground. Jordan stood and wiped his blade. He looked around and saw that no one had witnessed their fight. Walked away leaving Mr. Badminton's body behind. Oof. Cold. Oh, Jordan. I'm sorry. But or not Jordan. Joseph. Jordan survived. I'm sorry Jordan

[01:48:21] had to go through it though.

[01:48:23] Yeah, that's right.

[01:48:25] Next up we have Nick from Friday Night Gamecastarmed Red Fox and his weapon flying, victory seemed imminent for Nick, but Red Fox undeterred, reached for a concealed dagger, the fighter raged on, their fighting raged on with both warriors pushing their limits.

[01:49:40] In a sudden twist, Red Fox unleashed a blinding flash grenade disorientating Nick, seizing

[01:49:44] the opportunity Red Fox lunged forward with the dagger aiming for Nick's heart. sheath their weapons in or sheath their weapons and turn their attention on new mission, leaving blood, gulch behind and forging an unexpected alliance face a greater threat. Okay. Okay. Let's get one. Let's get no one one. Let's continue this narrative. But years later, they met again. Is it going to work? I'm going desolate outpost. No, outposts are still at political. All right. Yeah, Red Fox one. All right, Nick. Oh, there's more though. Unbeknownst to Red Fox, the observer who had orchestrated the simulation, watched in silent judgment. Wow.

[01:52:20] Deeper Lord. I want the observer in the was at. He could put him right pretty much anywhere. Make him fight with the two headed guy. Yep. Now this is a lot of racing. All right. Wild Fox and Robert faced each other in the grassy plains of the booth surrounded by the ruins of an angel temple. They were the last two

[01:53:42] got contestants of a deadly game show. They're fighting. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[01:54:44] not write a story about such a violent gruesome scenario. Okay, I'm just gonna refresh. What the fuck happened?

[01:54:46] It sounded real bad must have happened.

[01:54:48] Yeah, I didn't get to read it. Alright, well, it's writing it again.

[01:54:52] Alright, now they're in an ancient temple. Wildfox is now a cunning and agile bounty hunter armed with a pistol and a

[01:54:59] viper blade, war black suit, and enhances reflexes as a guy this time.

[01:55:02] Scarred face, cybernetic right eye, and glowing with malice.

[01:55:05] Ooh, cybernet Robert, virus blast, and rapidly. Robert raised his lightsaber and his force pike, ready to spot strike. They met in midair, clashing with a loud noise. Wildfox stabbed his viper blade to Robert's shoulder while Robert sliced his lightsaber through Wildfox's jet pack,

[01:56:21] causing it to malfunction and explode.

[01:56:23] They both felt the ground badly wounded and bleeding.

[01:56:26] They crawled towards each other, Hold on. So while Fox got stabbed, right? We got stabbed too. Yeah. I mean, they both got stabbed. They got stabbed. Yeah. Hello, coin. All right. These chat GBTs are making me mad. They're not listening to their creators. All right. It's flipping. It's flipping. Oh, we're here. It's heads. OK, Robert is Robert is the winner.

[01:57:40] Good job, Robert.

[01:57:42] All right. So since this is round two

[01:57:44] and we're running long, let me see here.

[01:57:46] Let me change the prompt.

[01:57:48] All right. Eric's raw power clashed with Keith's nimble agility, creating a spectacle that the audience had on the edge of their seats. Suddenly, in a surprising twist, Keith executed a breathtaking acrobatics maneuver, flipping over air, letting a devastating kick to the back of his head.

[01:59:00] Stoned.

[01:59:01] Eric staggered backward, giving Keith the opportunity to deliver a series of rapid fire

[01:59:05] punches.

[01:59:06] The crowd erupted in cheers, as it ring. Keith emerging as an unexpected survivor. Rose from the ultimate team. He killed Eric with his embrace.

[02:00:20] He killed Eric with his brotherhood embrace.

[02:00:23] Keith emerging as the unexpected survivor rose settle the score once and for all.

[02:01:42] John was a skilled swordsman, wielding a long blade of the jagged edge.

[02:01:44] Hopple was a master of martial arts using his fists and feet as deadly weapons.

[02:01:48] They circled each other looking for an opening. Johnny's body behind. Hopple with his second victory over Johnny. How many how many elders are still alive? Uh-huh. We still got dand off. Dand off who was another by week. The trolls aren't doing so good. No, not really. All right. Next up, we got Colin Moriarty from

[02:03:00] Sager symbols against Mr. Quang. Where a surge of mystical energy repelling Colin and leaving him vulnerable. With a triumphant grin, Mr. Quang began an incantation. Arcane symbols danced around him, converging a blinding sphere of power. Victory seems certain for the sorcerer. But in a terminal of events, Colin

[02:04:24] smirked and whispered, fortune favors the magick realm of the persona

[02:05:43] So he was one that he was left in the void well mr. Quang was an illusion. He was never there

[02:08:23] the He smiled on so it said looks like looks like I'm the Dragonborn now He shouted at dandos corpse sending a flag across the room He laughed and said plus no bye and they looted dandos belongings Victoria's oh, I guess the other trolls are dead. It's a visual. All right. Oh my goodness. Good job Michael Fos road died

[02:09:26] As the battle reaches climax Kai manages to gain the upper hand disarming Chris Christmas martial arts

[02:09:28] Whatever well, I guess martial artists can have weapons

[02:09:33] Disarming Chris and delivering a devastating blow the crowd imaginary gas

[02:09:43] However Chris with a defiant smile whispered not today before unleashing The lesson, it was a lesson in comradery, prevailing over rivaling. As they stood side by at Bill's chest. Bill dodged and stabbed Aaron in the leg. Aaron stabbed at Aaron's leg. Aaron blocked and kicked Bill in the face. They exchanged blows for several minutes, either them gaining advantage. The child watched and on as blood stains the grass. Aaron and Bill were both wounded and exhausted,

[02:12:23] but they refused to give up.

[02:12:24] Aaron saw an opportunity in lunch to Bill, Amy for his heart.

[02:12:26] Bill parried and countered with a slash at hard stabbing though. Yeah. A lot of disarming. Yeah. So we just multiple tons of arms in the same fight and then multiple hidden blades. All right. Next up, we have Jordan from complete Xbox and Red Fox from nine to the living podcast where they find last. This is the last beneath their feet bore witness to their, the intensity of their struggle. In a sunburst of speed, Red Fox lunged at Jordan, but the seasoned warrior deftly parried the attack and the battle raged on, each combined pushing their limits. The sun dipped low on their rise in Jordan, seizing the opportunity with a swift and calculated

[02:15:00] strike.

[02:15:01] He disarmed Red Fox and held his sword in his opponent's throat.

[02:15:04] With a confident smirk, Jordan delivered his catchphrase. The fox outwits even the most cunning prey. The breach now silent except for the waves, bore witness to the end of a fierce battle. Red Fox vanished into the shadows, leaving behind only the memory of the deadly dance that unfolded on the historical sands of the Normandy. Oh, the Normandy would be a good one too.

[02:16:20] Just massive.

[02:16:21] That was pretty good.

[02:16:25] That was the endwist tournament. They face dragons mermaids and amaze full of dangers. Now they face each other in a duel to the death. They stood on opposite sides of the Great Hall, surrounded by the cheering of crowds of students and teachers. They raised their wands and waited for the signal. 3-C-1 go, shouted Dumbelbuhrer. Robert and Keith filed fire spells at each other, dodging and deflecting with skill and speed.

[02:17:44] Robert cast a stunning spell. Walked over to Robert Nelpassignum and whispered, I'm sorry, Robert. I didn't mean to, you were the better wizard you deserve to win. He picked up Robert's one and held it to his throat. He said, this is for you, Robert. I hope you can forgive me. He murdered Avara Kadavra. And a flash of green lightning silence to Kralblestan. Okay, well, I'm sorry. They murder suicide at each other again in mine.

[02:19:02] Now, before he killed himself, he won, though.

[02:19:04] Yeah, he won.

[02:19:05] Dumbledore rose from the scene,

[02:19:06] walked to the center of the hall.

[02:19:07] He waved his one in conjured a white cloth Deep within the heart of the mystical forest, the Great Deku Tree stood as the silent witness to a battle that would determine the fate of its sacred grove. Hoppel, a swift and nimble rabbit warrior, faced off against Colin, determined and stout

[02:20:21] raccoon fighter.

[02:20:23] The air crackled with tension. asked in disbelief at the table turned once again. Hoppel stood over his phone upon victorious but battered. As Colin laid defeated, Hoppel whispered, in the heart of the forest, only the swift survive. With a swift motion, Hoppel performed a signature finishing move, a dance-like flourish that Colin had a precise strike to Colin's heart.

[02:21:43] The raccoons' eyes dimmed and the forest fell silent. The fishing rod hoping to catch him off guard but Kai dodged encounter with the shovel smashing into Michael said Michael staggered back Blood dripping from his forehead. He grabbed a slingshot and fired a pebble at Kai's eye making and Oops, it says on the group Son of a bitch. What could it say? What could it have fucking said? All right, we're running it back. All right. They're the last two fighters in the tournament now facing each other final round

[02:23:03] Tod looks shocked and will cross any shops for the furniture's all right. Yep. Yep. All good

[02:24:02] block them with a shovel in the net. This is a two-fight exchange post.

[02:24:04] Environments.

[02:24:06] Yeah dude, and it's fucking Tom Nook's shop.

[02:24:10] The two fighters exchange blows using items

[02:24:12] and the shop's weapons. They knocked over tables, chairs,

[02:24:14] the lamps and paintings. They broke faces,

[02:24:16] pots, clocks, mirrors. They spilled paint,

[02:24:18] glue, seeds and water. They made a huge mess of the shop,

[02:24:20] but neither of them cared.

[02:24:22] They only wanted to win.

[02:24:24] They fight. The fight lasted several minutes

[02:24:26] until both of them were exhausted and wounded.

[02:24:28] They stared at each other, panting and bleeding. They knew that the next followed up from the microphone. He swung it into like a flail and smashed it into Kai's face. Kai screamed and spout with blood. He was still alive, but barely. Michael walked over to Kai and looked him down and said, you lose Kai. You should have stayed in the shadows. Now you're in the spotlight and you know what they say, the show must go on. Well, I'm about to end your show for good.

[02:25:42] He raised the microphone and prepared

[02:25:44] to deliver the final blow.

[02:25:45] He said, this is your curtain call, Kai.

[02:25:47] This is my one liner. Michael bowed and think the audience said thank you. Thank you. You've been a great crowd. I hope you enjoyed the show and remember don't mess with me because I'm Michael and I rock.

[02:27:00] He walked out of the shop leaving behind the trail and blinded the tree.

[02:27:04] He had won the battle of the tournament and the prize.

[02:27:06] He had also made a new friend.

[02:27:07] Tom Nook, the owner of the shop. I got lost in that Michael and my drop Mike drop. God alright fuck. Yeah, dude. Fuck. Yeah All right next up is between Aaron super pod and Red Fox Where they fighting? Let's make them fight on

[02:28:22] Gridlock from Gears of War Aaron, a blinding flash of light engulfed Red Fox. As the lights upside the shocking revelation unfolded. Red Fox was an android, a sophisticated machine designed for combat. Aaron, panting and battered, stood in disbelief. Seasoning the opportunity, Aaron channeled his remaining strength into a devastating final strike. With a swift motion, he plunged his blade into Red Fox's core, shutting down the android

[02:29:43] with a burst of sparks.

[02:29:44] The once formidable opponent had collapsed, life was defeated. from SuperPod, Saga, Keith being from main quest. All right, so where are we fighting, boys? Where are we dropping? All right, so I didn't really have time to think about it. So I'm trying to come up with a go, how about the Citadel for Mass Effect? Perfect. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"]

[02:31:02] Keith and Hop will face each other in the Citadel, a massive space station that served as a hub for the galaxy.

[02:31:05] They were bounty hunters hired by rival factions

[02:31:06] to eliminate each other.

[02:31:08] They chased each other across several planets, The scientist guys. Yeah, the ones that look like fleekly from Lilo and Stitch or whatever I don't know that reference, but I'm sure someone enjoyed that They fight they exchange fire dodging and weaving through the crowded streets and allies I'm fertile of the Citadel I'm thinking about it not to goddamn this is going long

[02:32:21] Hoping the user's knife and finish him off Keith was hoping that

[02:32:24] Hopold tried to keep his distance using his clo. He walked away, yet completed his mission. And he was ready for the next one. Brutal.

[02:33:40] Alright, Keith is moving on to the finals.

[02:33:43] Alright next up, Michael Superbacher and Aaron Superpod.

[02:33:47] Where they fighting? He pinned Aaron against a graffiti covered wall his grip tightening and his rivals throat victory seemed inevitable In a wicked grin spread across Michael's face It's just as Michael was about to deliver the final blow Aaron whispered you never saw a come and did you? Confusion flick to Michael's eyes as Aaron revealed a hidden blade Thressing in the mike if I love the hidden blade thrusting your Michael's side

[02:35:03] What a gas escaped Michael's lips any summer back clutch in the wound Aaron sees the moment Alright, so this is it. Keith and Aaron, huh? Yep, Keith and Aaron made it to the finals. Give me a second, I gotta write some stuff. Alright. This one will long as episodes we've done in a very long time. Yeah, it's just us. Usually it's long because there's more than, uh, just me and you. Okay, I got it.

[02:36:21] Alright, I think it's gonna be, I think this is gonna be good.

[02:36:23] Alright, so Keith and Aaron looked up in shock. He saw a nave in Philip standing outside, holding guns. Oh no. Surprise, surprise. Nave said grinning wickedly. We've trying to pull the knife out of his shoulder. Aaron kicked him in the stomach, making him grow in pain. He grabbed Phillip's gun and pointed it at his head. And at his head, please don't kill me, Phillip pleaded. I'll give you anything you want. Money, cars, women, anything, just spare me. Aaron looked at him with contempt. He remembered how Nathan Phillip and Kidnapped him, tortured him, and forced them to fight for their amusement.

[02:39:01] He remembered how they laughed at his fear, and mocked his pain.

[02:39:05] He felt no pity for them. fights each other. No, we don't have to do that. We just need them cooperative champions. Yep, Aaron and Aaron and Keith, cooperative champions. They beat us, the Shang-sung and Goro of this competition. But as I had said before, we do have a battle reality and for everyone who died, he got one more chance.

[02:40:20] All right, got one more chance to maybe not eat a bunch of doodoo.

[02:40:27] A bunch of a bunch of good. All right. It's showing different bullet points last time I was using dashes now It's using actual little dots very interesting And while it's baking I've ran this myself just see what happened and it's weird because it came out with like multiple competitors remaining

[02:41:43] Yeah, that I specifically changed it

[02:42:44] sneaks up behind and saying cracker and stabs him in the back with a knife. He says, you should have been more quiet cracker. He takes the rocket and runs away.

[02:42:48] So nice to read. Calcappy finds a sniper rifle and climbs up a tower. He spots Mr.

[02:42:56] Kwong and shoots him in the head. She says, boom, headshot, then scans the horizon for

[02:43:01] more targets. Intergalactic pinecone finds a katana and a shuriken he practices his ninja skills throwing the shuriken at Eric and Jared killing them instantly

[02:44:24] He then duels Kai who has a nun chuckoo

[02:45:23] Phil finds a baseball bat and a nail gun. He bashes wild foxes skull with the bat and nails him to a tree.

[02:45:27] He says, home run baby and then shoots JP with the nail gun.

[02:45:32] He says, you've been nailed.

[02:45:35] Calcappy sees Phil and shoots him with a sniper.

[02:45:37] Oh good.

[02:45:38] She says, you're out.

[02:45:40] She realizes that she's the last one that she's the last one standing.

[02:45:43] She says, I win.

[02:45:44] I win.

[02:45:44] And here's a helicopter approaching.

[02:45:45] She thinks it's coming to a rescue.